/dev/etresevo You‘re probably talking about the bathrooms at truck stops. This Sanifair mafia is for whatever reason allowed to charge money. Restaurants, bars, etc. in Germany are required by law to provide free bathrooms to their customers.
Litty43 You think that mediocre murder and slaughtering innocent humans, much like us, is the way to make the world a better place? that's fucking crude. I have no faith because to pray is to accept your defeat and that nature knows not of mercy theres no god blah blah blah. but that doesn't mean you have to go around killing innocent people just because they believe in something you don't agree with. You sound just like Adolf Hitler. This isn't the holocaust. Open your eyes. There is no reason to kill anybody. no matter what they did. no matter what they've commited. THERE IS NO REASON TO KILL ANYBODY.
+cool guy on a chill day I would sell my soul to dunkey to have him narrate my life. Plus, it's so boring i'd finally have something to add excitement to the 99.5% of my life that's lacking it. XD
Avdol runs it from the comfort of _the guitar solo in the skyyyy_ And yes, Magician's Red cooks the food with his fire-breath. That's why it's so spicy. Also curry powder, but flame-breathing ghost bird too.
Nearly a decade later and his humor hasn't changed even slightly, and it still kills me just as much. My man out here with the chicken STAND in 2013 and still making me wheeze
There's something so absolutely perfect about "now we charge four dollars for the bathroom ride" which never ceases to make me busy a fucking gut. Maybe my favorite dunko bit ever.
Thank you Dunkey for always making hilarious videos. They have help me through my chronic depression for the past several years now. I wish I could repay you somehow.
Coaster rushing into a horde of people, shamelessly murdering every living creature on it's way. The only noiso you can hear in this situation has to be: "YAY!"
"I think i have learned my lesson guys, you can't have roller coasters that kill other pe...OH i haven't learn my lesson, at all!" Probably my favorite Dunkey moment ever!
i need like at least thirty more minutes of dunkey playing this game
if only....
That would make my day
4 years later. Still wanting this
6 months later. Still wanting this.
2 weeks later still waiting
Absolutely lost it at the rollercoaster that just launched into the crowd of people.
RockandMetal645 yaaaaaaaaaaaay! XD
***** k
Fucking spoilers!!! PLEASE put a spoiler alert before saying that! Piece of shit
***** k
***** Any other enlightening remarks?
"Now we charge 4 dolars for the bathroom ride" LMAO
What would an actual bathroom ride look like? Would it be just a rollercoaster going through a giant bathroom? The world may never know...
It's so if people shit themselves it'll go where it's supposed to go
/dev/etresevo You‘re probably talking about the bathrooms at truck stops. This Sanifair mafia is for whatever reason allowed to charge money. Restaurants, bars, etc. in Germany are required by law to provide free bathrooms to their customers.
The shit have the rollcoaster ride
EA be like:
8 years later still waiting for more of this game.
"If it works right it should kill you even if you are not on it!"
This is easily one of the best lines to use whenever!
i would pay millions of dollars to have dunkey to narrate my life
Litty43 but then ill ban muslims and build a wall.
Litty43 You think that mediocre murder and slaughtering innocent humans, much like us, is the way to make the world a better place?
that's fucking crude. I have no faith because to pray is to accept your defeat and that nature knows not of mercy theres no god blah blah blah. but that doesn't mean you have to go around killing innocent people just because they believe in something you don't agree with. You sound just like Adolf Hitler. This isn't the holocaust. Open your eyes. There is no reason to kill anybody. no matter what they did. no matter what they've commited. THERE IS NO REASON TO KILL ANYBODY.
+Litty43 he was being sarcastic dude.
+cool guy on a chill day I would sell my soul to dunkey to have him narrate my life. Plus, it's so boring i'd finally have something to add excitement to the 99.5% of my life that's lacking it. XD
I'M A MILLIONAIRE!
8 years later still one of my dunkey faves overall
the chicken STAND thing is stuck in my brain forever
*9 years
My geography teacher just showed this in class. I'm so proud of him.
unintoxicate Are you kidding me you have the geometry teacher ever.
Diligent Pyrus I read this 3 times. I'm ok with this.
Cub Scout The geometry teacher ever
Diligent Pyrus BEST. BEST you fool.
Diligent Pyrus but s/he said geography! wtf! O_o
More Tycoon/Sims videos please. This was the greatest.
Love ya drakeshizzle
god I fucking love your videos.
*****
Then why are u on his channel? o.O
ThatBawssify His name is obvious troll...
***** seems legit
What ? You love God's videos ?!
omg! WASSUP?!
T H I S M U S T B E T H E W O R K O F A C H I C K E N . . . . . .
S T A N D!
xD
*elder man panics and scream OMG to himself*
Kerkelinker FOOD STANDU POWER!
*ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ*
KONO DUNKEY DA!!!
*ゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴゴ*
ROLLA COASTA DA!
the grizzly bear made me by this game thank you dunkey
OMG ITS SKY
Fuck me with a gay raccoon, it's sky.
/*scoots closer*/
hello there.
Hi :)
OakDice Sky Williams for you bitch.
The graphics remind me of Killbutt 2. Is it a mod?
The Shotgun Gamer Killbutt 2: Beaverball Revenge mod.
Mashchax That was only an expansion of the classic Smiff Smiff Wild Racing
+The Shotgun Gamer I see a lot of Hooker Fucker in this game, but that's just me.
+EvilSecrete SpySpider have you ever watched the documentary
"The paul beenis experience"?
Holy fuck, I got over 100 likes in just 8 months.
Chicken...STAND! 😂
Chicken Stand best Stand, JoJo confirmed 8/8
Power: C Range: D Precision: B
Speed: D Vitality: B Potential: S
Now tell me you wouldn't eat there!
Avdol runs it from the comfort of _the guitar solo in the skyyyy_
And yes, Magician's Red cooks the food with his fire-breath. That's why it's so spicy. Also curry powder, but flame-breathing ghost bird too.
LE FUNNY JOJOKE
chicken... STAND!!!
I like how the first time he has to move the camera to enunciate the "STAND" even more
The real video title should be, Dunkey awakens his stand, Chicken Express!
Anything that begins like that is already a mastapiss
Nearly a decade later and his humor hasn't changed even slightly, and it still kills me just as much. My man out here with the chicken STAND in 2013 and still making me wheeze
"that kill oth... OR have I learned my lesson at all!?" I laughed for 10 minutes
It was the last ride that really did it for me.
Tenouttaten, would dunk again.
I- ... I love you, Misaka-chan~! *blush*
(^W^) My favourite character in anime.
Best part was when she married Kuroko and dumped Touma.
Derek Shin Just stay away from my Last Order and we won't have a problem.
sapjebosseman3mvp SPOILERS!
Wait, I don't even know what show this is from.
Derek Shin I-... I love....
*FIND OUT NEXT CHAPTER*
On the next RCT3 video: Dunkey commentates the whole time while riding on Mr. Bones' Wild Ride
TeirusuFX t
Mr. Bones! _Off me!_
I wanna get off
The whole time he just sounds like the joker on his free time
+otakuploader XD
I'm the Joker baby
holy shit dunkey killed harambe
The great guitar solo in the sky
Dunkey predicted Harambe
twice! watch his Fallout 4 vid
Or have I learned my lesson. At all? [died]
Dunkey PLEASE make more! I got tears in my eyes.
Dunky, if u built a theme park i would gladly go... when im old and ready to die but i'd still go :D
aw thats sweet
Black bear? Sky would love this game.
I died
Grizzly*
They way you say peanut butter cup kills me every time
They check in, but hey don't check out.
Get ready for the ride of your life!
You could stay at this park forever!
...heh so many possible taglines!!!
the ride never ends
Mr. Bones' Wild Ride
***** oh dear god no. never again.
Hell express ride.
such a lovely place
Oh my god, the ending killed me xD
Actually, it killed them
LMFAO
Gregory Haynes Best. Answer. Ever.
Even after 3 years...
Still appetizing, for my money.
Even after 6 more years...
Still appetizing, for my money and well spent.
Even after another year...
CHICKEN STAND!
Dunkwad please play more of this, it was very entertaining to watch.
Laughing so hard at how creative these death plots are ahahahahaha
Hahahaha I spat my ice tea everywhere while laughing, great video dunk!
Amateur move there man... Never eat or drink during a Dunkey video haha
I'm suffering from anxiety and depression and these videos really help. Thanks, Dunkey
+Your Mother hai mom
+TheBeatlesRoooock haha what a story mom, anyways how's your sex life?
+Christopher Lowery YOU ARE TEARING ME APART, LISA
+Christopher Lowery I did naht hit her
Erybody betray me, I am FED UP with this worl
No that guitar solo was my childhood!
Gustavo Sartini No idea... I just know it exactly when I hear it, I know what it is
+JJordawg It's called "Summer Air". One of my all-time favorite video game tracks!
HAHAHA THAT LAST PART XD
On entend des gens qui disent :"WEEEE" xD
Azio Tic Ils ont dit, "YAAYYY"
Ohh Un Français :)
There's something so absolutely perfect about "now we charge four dollars for the bathroom ride" which never ceases to make me busy a fucking gut. Maybe my favorite dunko bit ever.
Thank you Dunkey for always making hilarious videos. They have help me through my chronic depression for the past several years now. I wish I could repay you somehow.
Hawk Darrah Why not both?
*****
No such thing as internal bleeding. It's called unresolved problems.
Szriko Uhh, no. Not at all. You could not be more wrong than you are right now.
RichieDcik Because chronic depression doesn't exist either?
Madra Sense, you make none.
.. Oh, *Reese's* peanut-butter cup ride. I heard *racist* peanut-butter cup ride.
.... I need to sleep..
I heard it too
Y4123 me too!
same
+Felix Catora Dark Chocolate
What the hell I thought th exact same thing and I'm also really tired its late at night
Dunkey predicted harambe dunky confirmed god 2016
Easily Dunkey's most recent unappreciated gem
Coaster rushing into a horde of people, shamelessly murdering every living creature on it's way. The only noiso you can hear in this situation has to be: "YAY!"
i really can't stop laughing all your vids are insanely funny
they yay at the rollercoaster of death but scream at baby dino's wild ride fuck is this
Not realistic enough 1/10.
The more yay's, the better the ride is.
Whenever I see a new upload from dunkey I get so happy
One of my most favorite videos on RUclips
most favorite?
i dont think that makes sense, arent you supposed to have one favorite?
i dunno let me consult grammar Hitler =)
Harambe really gets you back to 2013.
I don't think there will be many returning customers.
Right. If you bury them on the spot, they will never leave.
That profile pic. Send me a link to where I can find dat pls.
Chicken...Staaaaaaaaand!
Omg...
Kills people that aren't even on the ride.
Hahahahaha
Where can I buy the tickets?
Everybody is playing in the Polaris Rumble Zone Qualifiers, and Dunkey's just sitting here playing Rollercoaster Tycoon 3.
RIP HARAMBE.
dunkey did harambe
So, you're saying he fucked Harambe.
Maxx Ciavarella
ye, with the tranquilizer
Maxx Ciavarella
ye
I love when Dunkey does commentary over random games because it makes me want to play it.
Seeing this reminds me, although RCT3 is a great game, I wanna play RCT2 for some reason.
Rayven Hitt RCT2 was better or at least more nostalgic for me
Yeah, If I had money, I'd be playing these all day until Dunkey made another video fo some game.
Zach A.
You don't need money for this, dude.
Forrealsies!!??? I thought all the Rollercoaster games required money. ;O
I can only hope that day, I too can ascend to the great guitar solo in the sky
"Now we charge 4 dollars for the bathroom"😂😂😂😂😂Its only funny when he says it😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂lmao
We all know that dunkey was the first black jojo character
That thing at the end was a MASTERPIECE Dunk. :')
"oh a grizzly bear. Sky would love this game."
I. CANT. EVEN.
This must be the work of a 『C H I C K E N』Stand!!
This was the best video I think you've ever put out Dunk
"I think i have learned my lesson guys, you can't have roller coasters that kill other pe...OH i haven't learn my lesson, at all!"
Probably my favorite Dunkey moment ever!
Man I used to love playing this game. Good to see that it has another fan.
only the best type of the fan ever
Like if you came here from a Frozen parody.
BRAHEEEAARRMMMBRAAHHEARRRMM
Lawl braherrrmm
50th like :DDDDDDD
:DD
Vixen Jay of course i did
Please won't someone think of the children
pedophiles will think of the children
Tomas Canevaro this comment foretells the truth
11/10
-its ok (IGN)
"Oh a grizzly bear, Sky would love this game" I see what you did there
I just built a chicken stand in my park and named it: Chicken...STAND
omfg I have this game around my house somewhere I need to find it!
1:15 i just cant stop laughing
my history teacher would kill me xD
This was so effin' wrong therefore so perfect ! This guy is a genius !
If Roller coaster tycoon 3 is so good why isn’t there a Roller coaster tycoon 3:2!?
10 years later and I still quote “Chicken.. STAND”
CHICKEN.
STAAAAAAAAAND.
Man I need at least 30 more mintues of dunkey playing this game XD
I like it when youtubers dont say: please subscribe. Its annoying as hell
This is by far one of my favorite dunk vids.
They can play this at my funeral.
God, Dunk.
Just after watching this I get an advert for lawyers.
I give this ride yay/10
Silly MOOSE, THAT'S NOT A CORRECT WAY TO RATE!
It obviously must be yay/woohoo, you silly silly moose.
"Man, this game has everything"
Do I hear a "9.4/10; It has a little something for everyone"?
It makes you FEEL like an amusement park tycoon
This will always be one of the best videos ever made in the history of human kind. I can’t believe it’s only 3 minutes long.
Thank you for blowing out my eardrums once again... i came back to watch some classic dunks and totally forgot
I remember playing this when I was 7.
ChronoJustin same here.
+ChronoJustin WHAT game is DIS??
Chikn... Steeend! HA HA HA HA HAHHAH
"Just when you thought this area couldn't get any worse... This!"
“I’m getting a lot of good responses, getting a lot of ‘yay’s” is a line I continue to use in everyday life even 7 years after I first watched this
I love how this is all people play this game for, but one tycoon employee still trying to figure out why people love rollercoasters so much
"These people are rundown, they're tired and now a gorilla will chase them around in this confined area" omg this made my day xD #fknhilarious
"Now this ride will take you all the way up to the great guitar solo in the sky... (dunkey guitar noises)"
-videogamedunkey, 2013
i would go to that entertainment park
***** not rly i have alot of luck il prob do make the landing into the swimming pool.
Hauress You would still explode, gg.
But you'd never come out.
lmfao, perfect.
Great, now I wish I still had this game :x
piratebay has it
Steamstore!
Steam sale 75% off
Steam or GOG.com.
Xarion fuck, wish i'd caught that sale.
One of the funniest videos lately. Made my day.
Love watching these old videos. One of the best games ever made
i think this is how everyone played roller coaster tycoon
Best vidunk in a long time. Hilarious 1/5.
The last part was one of the funniest thing I ever saw. I love you Dunkey, good job Dunkey.
New to your channel. It's an absolute blast. Each of your videos are GOLD!