Hit/ break stuff: left click Place/ interact: right click W: forward A: move left S: backwards D: move right Press w two times quickly and hold down to run Jump: space Drop: Q And I’m pretty sure E is to go into your inventory. Try to build a house, go mining, beat bosses.
Devon Bolla you know what, she can copy you if she wants. That doesn’t make her an idiot. An idiot is a person who makes really stupid decisions. Your not an idiot either, and I’m sorry about anything that’s happening in your life to make you want to call someone an idiot. But you shouldn’t take it out on others
i can help you some reasons for minecraf mine wood then make a crafting table then place it then make a stick then put a stick with 2 wooden planks then you got a sword to kill the zombies and the skeletons and the creepers and endermen
Basics: The first thing to do when u are in a minecraft world is get yourself some wood and make a crafting table, then use the crafting table to make a wooden picaxe. With the pickaxe u have to gather a stack of cobblestone, if u don't know what cobblestone is u get it from regular stone. Use the stone to make full stone tools. For the night u have to build a house and stay in it. Wow thankyou for all the likes 😁❤️🙏
Play Minecraft you must survive so you must make a type of pickax or sword that can be sent to them that the moms and not what you just saw where the black thing was an Enderman that what you thought was mine and that what you saw was a zombie and that what is that thing called another dog that killed you can it’s hard it’s just hard to defeat going to write something on mean what are you
I got so scared that I fell out of my chair at the beginning when you went ‘BLEH’ before your intro because you’re always just quiet before the intro 😂. WHY YOU HAVE TO DO THAT TO ME.
Hallo! Here’s some tips for ya derk * first u should probs get wood to make a crafting bench *you can make planks as well to start building a house 🏠 to survive in at night time when the monsters are around *you can also make doors 🚪 out of wood and glass but u will need a furnace ( and sand) which u make out of stone where u can get out of mines, caves or strip mines. But u will need tool for that which u make out of sticks and stone or wood. *once u have made a nice home 🏠 then u will need to fine ores like iron, gold or diamond 💎 although dimond is rare. To make better materials and a sword to protect urself. *u will also need a bed To sleep in which is made from 3 wood planks and 3 wool which u find from sheep by killing them or shaving them. * Hope this helped a bit * *
Please read it derk!!!!!: you have to "break" trees to get wood. With wood, you can build oak wood frames. from which a workbench. you use it to make a wooden pickaxe, a sword, an ax and a shovel. with the pickaxe you can mine stone (left click) and you can make a better stone pickaxe and other equipment with stone in the workbench. The best thing is to kill a few sheep and build a bed for yourself. then you go looking for a village. if you don't find one until night falls, you build yourself into the earth and make a cave in which you can sleep with the bed (place with right click). Then you look for caves to mine coal and iron (coal is a block with black spots and iron with light pink). then you make sticks. you make sticks out of oak wood. with the sticks and coal you make torches. then you continue to search for a village. once you find one, you can live in it for now. If there are hay bales, break them down, make wheat from them, and craft bread. and over time you have to try to get better equipment to defeat the end dragon at the very end (ps: you are faster if you double-click on w and jump continuously (spacebar)) I hope I can help you. I'm sorry if my english is not perfect
Lmao here’s some advice you have to try to survive and get diamonds either mind in the mountains or find a village lmao I love your vids have a funny life 😂😂😁
My iphone is really hot when my sis touched my iphone she said “if ur iPhone doesn’t cool down its goin to explode”but in my head i said “thats not true it just makes my hands feel sweaty
You play it like this: you get wood then you get in your crafting table and make a sword and pickaxe to mine and kill the monsters you can find diamonds in caves but there are monsters there too
This is how many times he said ,,ewwww"
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Make a peppa army♥️😂😂like if you want him to ♥️
Jule Tango that seems like it’s copying the peepeepoopoo army though
OMG HE LIKED
@@ashley._skyz673 how u know
@@adelecleworth8128 uhm i was just excited soooooooooo like ya ik you can see the logo and the heart but like....
OMG DERKSLURP HEARTED YOUR COMMENT!
Hit/ break stuff: left click
Place/ interact: right click
W: forward
A: move left
S: backwards
D: move right
Press w two times quickly and hold down to run
Jump: space
Drop: Q
And I’m pretty sure E is to go into your inventory.
Try to build a house, go mining, beat bosses.
Oof you gave whole paragraph of directions 😆
Thx mate I need this for when I get minecrafton my pc
Oh, I use R to sprint.
when you did D it looked like this
D: sad face lmao
i love him hes so funny when he said "sorry i forgot to turn off my vibrater" i dyed
chat is crazy and now the comments
Edit
Nooooooooooobb
Dare completed
It premiered.
Nnnnnnnnnooooooooooooobbbbbbbbbbbbbb
@@Jeremy-mh3ft click on the video at the bottom it says live chat
Ps.Be a bit nicer
@@dianneholladay5173 he literally dared everyone to comment noob in the comments lol
Ps. Watch the vids before commenting lol
how many times he used tis Tok sound effects (ill help u play)
I
I
I
Tis?
109?
219?
228?
229
This is how many time he said “eww”
{ Kåthrïñė } u copied me idoit
Devon Bolla you know what, she can copy you if she wants. That doesn’t make her an idiot. An idiot is a person who makes really stupid decisions. Your not an idiot either, and I’m sorry about anything that’s happening in your life to make you want to call someone an idiot. But you shouldn’t take it out on others
@@joelie2023 she said idoit 😂😂
Hi
8352825283835
When I get hurt in a video: OW!! Vs me in real life: ow, actually I don't care
*tips*
Don’t hit wolves
Make a bed with wood and wool
Make a sword
Tame wolves with bones
He’s not gonna know how to do THAT
@@madison_5379 that was one year ago so STFU
@@ohhlyla3729 so?
@@madison_5379 stfu
this is how much times he died:
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Melissa TheUnicorns? hey w
@@Misscircleoreolover yeet w
Not enough
Roshna YEeT lest make it 90
418 :O
Definitely his first time😂
Dark you my fav 😍
Mechelle Mire and I oop
Wait wha- oh nvm...
@@mechellemire2568 **Derk**
Rude
When I saw all of one directions faces I was like: U KNOW ONE DIRECTION?!!!!
Derkslurp : Kills one zombie
Also Derkslurp : YASH YASH YASH - gets shot
Pros watching him : Bruh
Dats me-
How many time he said ew
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Nesta_L Plays! 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 🌌
Lots but it's funny 🤣🤣🤣
474 xD
Wowwwa
Woah 538
The black and purple things there called Ender men and u usually don’t wanna look at them cuz they can teleport
HeLpFuL .-.
But the thing is that If you look at them they will teleport to you and start to kill you ;-;
helpfull poeple be like:
me:being a bitc-
i can help you some reasons for minecraf
mine wood then make a crafting table then place it then make a stick then put a stick with 2 wooden planks then you got a sword to kill the zombies and the skeletons and the creepers and endermen
0:05 THAT SOUND
P.S. I wonder how much money he has spent on gas getting slurpies...
Derkslurp: I KILLED ONE YES
two seconds later: dies
noob
Basics:
The first thing to do when u are in a minecraft world is get yourself some wood and make a crafting table, then use the crafting table to make a wooden picaxe. With the pickaxe u have to gather a stack of cobblestone, if u don't know what cobblestone is u get it from regular stone. Use the stone to make full stone tools. For the night u have to build a house and stay in it.
Wow thankyou for all the likes 😁❤️🙏
i wish i has this when i started instead google and brother
@@isabellaquintana-galvez3194 wow
Wow good tips
We know
@@isabellaquintana-galvez3194 I had to figure it out on my own TwT
You build a house with oak wood in a take a crafting table you make your house kind of a big one
He was so excited about Minecraft when it started getting on the game
Ok?
Yeah and?
Rats
This is how many times he said "Omg"
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This is how many times he said “ Omg”.
Lol
They will never be enough likea
Fuck Off
@@Nathan-vh2il Ur mean
Katie Chase and your a bitch
it is me Abby and THANK YOU SOOOO MUUUCH it is the best game EVEEER!😆
Him:**Hits wolf**
Me:🤬😡KSNJSAIAHSJSJYGBYS WHYYYYYY
Lets play: HoW mAnY tImEs CaN u SaY "eW
Derk: I see no God up here. Besides me
Ew
Ew
Ew
Ew
Ew
Ew
Ew
Ew
Ew
Ew
Ew
Ew
Ew
Nobody:
The one person that actually counted how many times he died:
9
Yeah
1,200,609 times I've died and and my cosin:
2,100,444
Play Minecraft you must survive so you must make a type of pickax or sword that can be sent to them that the moms and not what you just saw where the black thing was an Enderman that what you thought was mine and that what you saw was a zombie and that what is that thing called another dog that killed you can it’s hard it’s just hard to defeat going to write something on mean what are you
Lets play warzone with candice
Im KILLED ONE YAS!
Me: Wait till ya meet endermen, or better yet! The ender dragon!
“She Was Watching Me”
Me: “Yeah, And Also Over 100 Thousand People.
Wrffffffff
Yep lol
Yh Roblox is soooooo better I love Roblox I friended u
You are a but
Hi
No one:
Nobody:
Literally not a single soul:
DerkslUrp: ewewewewewwwwewewewwewewew EEWWWWWWWW
f*in minnn 👌👌
I was your 222 like
@@anthonybarnell670 👌👌👌
your mean learn how to respect dumd stupid and bully
NooB
Slerp: *dancing because he killed a zombie*
Skeleton: time to die. *shoots*
Slerp: *stops dancing*
Yyesn
Awesome Guy SRJ ?
xD
Lol
His real name is Derek
next time build a house before night that should protect you until day because the monsters come out at night
This is how much time he said eww
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Yeah this is stolen
-Diana’s World- yeah everything is stolen in this world
itzsienna :3 guess ur right
Eww
Alexandra Urs umm yes??
“Fear me”
Me runs to mineshop and looks for a fear potion
This is how many times he had a slurpie
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25
@Frankie Foster ????????????????????
Oops copied you without knowing it sorry
Lol he probably has had more than that I’m his entire life ngl 😅😂
Even tho it has 74 like it should have 1999999999999.999999999999.9999999999999million
I LAUGHED SO MUCH WHEN HE WAS LIKE (omg YESS I KILLED ONE) AND AFTER HE DIES
😆
I LAUGHED to SOOO HARD ,ThEN I DIE HAHAHa 😆🤣 X.X
Who is dying inside when he said “I don’t get this game” 😂😂😂 BOI YOU WILL LIKE IT WHEN YOU LEARN!
Exactly mindcraft is the best
Yas me personally I love Minecraft and I want to play bed wars all day
Yassss
@@espinozakids9352 The fuck? Why should he stop? He's fucking hilarious like this
I got so scared that I fell out of my chair at the beginning when you went ‘BLEH’ before your intro because you’re always just quiet before the intro 😂. WHY YOU HAVE TO DO THAT TO ME.
Me too😂
Same😂😂😂
Wait be honest
Does he remind you of Larray or like
I a g r e e
His intro is a little same
Yep
Yessssssss
Wild Duckie yeeee
Derk:ewwww
Endermen:you are so mean
How many likes is how many slurppes he had
Yes he has had a lot
Lol
73
Aloooooooooott
👱🏻♀️👱🏻♀️👱🏻♀️👱🏻♀️👱🏻♀️👱🏻♀️🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤
Hallo! Here’s some tips for ya derk
* first u should probs get wood to make a crafting bench
*you can make planks as well to start building a house 🏠 to survive in at night time when the monsters are around
*you can also make doors 🚪 out of wood and glass but u will need a furnace ( and sand) which u make out of stone where u can get out of mines, caves or strip mines. But u will need tool for that which u make out of sticks and stone or wood.
*once u have made a nice home 🏠 then u will need to fine ores like iron, gold or diamond 💎 although dimond is rare. To make better materials and a sword to protect urself.
*u will also need a bed To sleep in which is made from 3 wood planks and 3 wool which u find from sheep by killing them or shaving them.
*
Hope this helped a bit
*
*
Ummmmmmmmmmm.mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
Tips: use the wood to build a house Second tip: and use the house to protect yourself third tip: do not dig down
UNLESS YOUR ARE LIKE DOING A RUclips CHALLENGE!
It’s good to dig down just dig down 2 blocks wide so in case you run into lava
Unless you are in creative
NNNOOOBBBBB
Noob
Dude his videOs give Off queen vibes
👑
👁👅👁
Derek: I forgot to turn off my vibrator
Me: Laughs Uncontrollably*
DID YOU JUST CALL HIM DEREK? HOW DARE YOU ITS DERK!!!
I'm jk I'm sure it was a misspell or something
It was
Not
@@Anchoreddr3ams btw his name is Derek that is why
@@Anchoreddr3ams his name is actually Derek
This is how many times he said “why is this so hard”
👇🏽👏🏽😂
Noob
Noob
😀😊
🖕🖕🖕🖕
Derek: Thank me in the comments
No one:
Not a single soal:
Not on comment:
Me: Thank you!
Wolfy Art i thanked HIM too UwU
I thanked him OwO
No DeRK yOu,re NoT A N00B
Heh heh when he swares😏
Derkslurp:like a pay card-
Me:bruh
This is how many times he died
👇🏻
Million times
103
Im agrreing
Double OOOOOOF
Only six times
Derkslurp: I killed one!!
Also Derkslurp: *gets up and starts dancing*
Then he dies once more
@@why_am_i_living504yep, lol
oh no, Urarara stan
Also Derkslurp: * gets killed by monsters in the game*
This is how many times he died 😵
👇👨🏼💻
Edit: tysm for so many likes I like only expected like 4 likes
Marianna Kozlowski only six times
Noob
Wow how craitiv
xd
@@jannatnash4356 565 currently
I LOVE THIS VIDEO ITS SO FUNNY 😂 WHEN U STILL DANCING AND U DIDNT NOTICE THAT U GONNA DIED 😂😂
me when slurp says something about a school; “im homschooled.”
Jettett07 NEVR GO TO A PUPLIC SCHOOL
Lucky
Why do i feel like this was me when first killed a zombie..also who else is watching this 2020?
``;-;``
Geas2
Same I'm watching it in 2020
Meh
It's 2021 Now tho-
Go on creative mode and the Mobs won’t kill you and you can get multiple things in the category 👁👄👁✌️
smart
@@poldenoo6660 No not rlly
I wanna teach you on how to play so bad 😭
Who’s going to tell them that there’s peaceful mode and you can set time
tsk tsk theres no sense of accomplishment when u do that lol
Ya who
@@beepbeep2918 Ya but it helps people practice but I'd still preffer Normal
Idk ll
nobody:
me laughing me head off at 3am in the morning bc hes getting attacked by zombies.
#Literallyme
same omg hahaahahhaha
@@jaydeneniquo7363 hi😄
@@nelsonjimenez62 hello
Same lol
Him: edits to say salty like a french fry
Me:looks down
Me again:OMG I AM EATING THEM
Me: it’s just people crossing in front of you what’s the deal Dirkslurp:Drinks very fastly
Derk:my computer is hot feel it
Me: i cant feel it 🤦♀️
Derk: TRIGGERED
Not funny
I love Minecraft it’s easy to do it on the Xbox and I’m 8 and I’m on my dads account 😇
P
Derek said can you hear it
He said hear
Derkslurp- “I dare u to comment noob”
Me- “hahahahaha NoOoOoOooOooOooOob” 🥴
ok U nooooooooob derkslurp
Please read it derk!!!!!: you have to "break" trees to get wood. With wood, you can build oak wood frames. from which a workbench. you use it to make a wooden pickaxe, a sword, an ax and a shovel. with the pickaxe you can mine stone (left click) and you can make a better stone pickaxe and other equipment with stone in the workbench. The best thing is to kill a few sheep and build a bed for yourself. then you go looking for a village. if you don't find one until night falls, you build yourself into the earth and make a cave in which you can sleep with the bed (place with right click). Then you look for caves to mine coal and iron (coal is a block with black spots and iron with light pink). then you make sticks. you make sticks out of oak wood. with the sticks and coal you make torches. then you continue to search for a village. once you find one, you can live in it for now. If there are hay bales, break them down, make wheat from them, and craft bread. and over time you have to try to get better equipment to defeat the end dragon at the very end (ps: you are faster if you double-click on w and jump continuously (spacebar))
I hope I can help you. I'm sorry if my english is not perfect
it to long i stoped reading a ‘it’
Wow, did you really write out how to play?
@@crazyperson-lm4vm yeah 😂
ravenclaw 4 life I don’t think he wants to read that
@@Ava-kf7yj Can he read at all? 😂
Derk slurp: I KILL3D ONE YAY start dancing:
Derk: “I dare you- I dare you to comment ‘NOOB’ in the comments”
Me: “NOOB!”
Same👌👌👌👌
Same
Derk: ha ha I don’t have to go to school
Me: no ones going to school now my dude CORONA
online classes .-.
@@vee9326 u a party pooper
@@izzyillene6734 hahaha
It was posted in sep 2019
I went back to school 3 weeks ago •_•
Tip: don’t hit the wolf’s they get mad and attack you 😉💅
Fact
Wait deku-
You can infact ride peppa, but you need to find a saddle and a carrot on a stick
Are we gonna talk about the fact that it’s 2019 and he’s just now playing this?
@Wolfie chan im. Not gonna accept that TwT
I know
We must accept that fact, bro “hiSs”
Derk:I don't know what I'm doing....-_- meh: laughing 😆 😂 😄 🤣 😅
not funny
@@seo.ly0 stfu
me: noooooob
everyone else: what the-
me: hE dARed Me TO
Derk:oww AHH a spider!!
Me: I can't see anything-
👁👄👁👏👏
Has anyone told him he can go on creative where zombies and monsters can’t kill him
@panda beary willinton honestly that would be funny😂😂😂
😂
🤣🤣🤣
Nope this version better
Hi
how many times he died is how many is da likes:
Oh and also can somebody tell him there is peacefullmode keepinventory and cheats🥰🎂
Ye
“wAiT pEpPa CaN i StAy WiTh u?” I was laughing hard lol!
OMG I love your videos so much I'm a big fan!!!!!!!!
" sorry guys I forgot to turn off my vibrater" me: oh ok- wait wot😱
Lol we have the same reaction
*i bet you’ll break stone with your hand*
*NoOb*
łøštdręämš *RuDe*
ⒹⓄⓃⓉ ⒷⒺ ⓇⓊⒹⒺ 𝙡𝙞𝙠𝙚 𝙥𝙡𝙯 𝙙𝙤𝙣𝙩 𝙗𝙚 𝙧𝙪𝙙𝙚 𝙩𝙤 𝙝𝙞𝙢
@@Jai-lk7cg she's not being rude she was joking lol
He’s not a NOOB
stOne
yay he’s played no my favorite game :D CREEPER AWWW MANNN
YESSSS same👏👏👏😂😂😁
SO WE BACK IN THE MINDS
Same
LOL
Yeasss
Me: playing minecraft and watching this
My anxiety: imma go over the roof
“Single player”*GASP*
Lol
Derkslurp: OOooOOOOoOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOOOOOoOoOOooOoOOO
Nobody:
Derk: SLurPpp
Also nobody:
derkslurp: "singleplayer"
me: "correct"
why: single player
derkslurp: *iS a sIngLe mAn*
Its true I was the computer
Hahaha
How to play:
Get wood
Make a crafting table
Craft a sword
And make a house
And u can do anything u want
derk needs the wOOd
Lol XD
Yay first comment!
this is how many times he said EWW
👇🏻
How manu
@@itz_amena789 idk he said it a lot of times
Natalia John how many times?
@@appl3_white19 more than 20 times that is for sure 😂😂😂
@Andrea Thane so tru
Don’t hit-the wolves they are friendly if you hit them they are going to hurt you
Yeh
@jessica and family fun channel I play Minecraft
jessica and family fun channel
I play Minecraft it is a great game you should give it a try
Lmao here’s some advice you have to try to survive and get diamonds either mind in the mountains or find a village lmao I love your vids have a funny life 😂😂😁
Derek: *Does stupid stuff*
Me: *Laughs*
Derek: I’m so sorry everybody, I forgot to turn my vibrater off
Me:*Dies of laughter*
My iphone is really hot when my sis touched my iphone she said “if ur iPhone doesn’t cool down its goin to explode”but in my head i said “thats not true it just makes my hands feel sweaty
And my hands are sweaty
Lol I’m reading the comments and I see urs and he said it as I read it
When I was reading dis he said that and I got scared
Minecraft is a bowtie surviving
derkslurp: fails at minecraft
me a minecraft gamer: 🤬
I love minecraft
Ya same
Literally me
Be nice to derkslurp brah
Rebecca Hoffman sorry it’s just frustrating when people are struggling and i just want to jump through the screen and help😂😂😂
This is how many people actually said noob in the comment😂
👇🏻
I said noob bc he dared me but i won't like the comment I'm liking the video
PeepSlurp - Lexi like begger
@@adoringthem777 Yeah and she's the knockoff brand of derkslurp
*•_ Šmøł Põtãtõ _•* NOBODY CARES ABOUT BEGGERS
The start XD got me cracking up so much I luv ya 😀
Derek: * screams because he dies alot of times *
Me: * laughing while he dies *
elyziaplayzzofficial
Who Derek (not being r u de buts it’s d e r k I know how auto spell is)
This is how you play
Walk: w
Sprint: double tap w or control w
Jump: space
Break block: left click
Place block: right click
Why are you posting that like literally he gets it now he was playing the dam game
@@allenschroeder8153 dude i posted that like a year ago i don't even remember typing that
Pro tip: first priority should be building a house to protect yourself from the monsters 😂
Yes
Yes
Tip I don't play Minecraft
Keanlee,s Vlog well I wasn’t exactly talking to you
Yes
that wii music was a vibe 👁👄👁
Me playing Minecraft or year and watching this while I’m making a roller coaster in Minecraft
Same
bro youve only played minecraft for a year???
@@bigmantingz3248 i have been paying mincraft for 2 or 3 years
Lilly Riedel been playing for 10 years when the propper minecraft wasnt even out yet !
Who's younger Dumbass brother is flexin now in the comments same thing happened last week
Omg I never knew how early I was and this is funny! 😂 ur one of my fav youtubers
You play it like this: you get wood then you get in your crafting table and make a sword and pickaxe to mine and kill the monsters you can find diamonds in caves but there are monsters there too
You are actually are pretty good for your first time playing