The Brown Note: The Crappiest Sound In The World | Answers With Joe

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  • @berber7146
    @berber7146 3 года назад +1025

    If the brown note was real wouldn’t hospitals have “brown note bathrooms” or something as an instant cure to constipation..?

    • @caodesignworks2407
      @caodesignworks2407 3 года назад +61

      Constipation is still constipation. They'd still have to remove that blockage and/ or soften that stool.

    • @benjaminhedrick
      @benjaminhedrick 3 года назад +14

      I've never had an enema, but what's the word on body/trauma factor from such expedited evacuation?

    • @aserta
      @aserta 3 года назад +6

      Among other things.
      Nah. The best we've come up with...well debatable if best, is that garbage sound weapon. It's a horrible device.

    • @martiddy
      @martiddy 3 года назад +1

      What about laxatives?

    • @magisterrleth3129
      @magisterrleth3129 3 года назад +7

      @@benjaminhedrick Well I can tell you that there is no trauma involved with that. The trauma might come in if you're over ambitious and administering it yourself, because if you give yourself too much, you could damage your intestine. Plus, regular use of enemas can lead to chronic constipation by disrupting the natural movements of the bowels. And for the love of God, don't put coffee up your ass. Only use medically safe solutions. And only resort to it if you haven't had a BM in like a week.

  • @Koakoa45
    @Koakoa45 3 года назад +63

    I am 56 years old and I can hear the "mosquito" sound. They use it in department stores to stop teens from standing around. it gives me a very bad headache after awhile. I had my hearing tested and I can hear a dog whistle. Also I learned that long exposure to very low tones makes me have a short temper that can be very nasty. Our last house had a constant low hum that drove me nuts. No else cold hear it until we had someone come check our wiring in our house. Turns out I was hearing the electricity humming in our house. So some of us have very good hearing.

    • @Twofrogsonecup
      @Twofrogsonecup Год назад

      One of my friends roommates gets sick when she's close to or around wifi signal or phones while they are connected to the internet somewhat similar, not many ppl are like that but it does happen, I thought it was crazy to be basically allergic to wifi or data signals

    • @speen5592
      @speen5592 Год назад

      So did the brown note work for you?

    • @laurieb3703
      @laurieb3703 6 месяцев назад

      That's amazing! I'm sure it's very annoying at times though

  • @cjdfv
    @cjdfv 3 года назад +876

    Watching this on the toilet just in case.

  • @scottyb616
    @scottyb616 3 года назад +141

    When you played the brown note I literally shat myself. It totally had nothing to do with the cup of coffee mixed with cocaine instead of sugar that I just drank.

    • @40watt53
      @40watt53 3 года назад +2

      Was the cocaine an intentional thing?

    • @sonny_wiess
      @sonny_wiess Месяц назад

      You don't put cocaine in your coffee?

    • @kaldogorath
      @kaldogorath 15 дней назад +1

      Ahh, a nice cup of cokfee

  • @micheleparker8123
    @micheleparker8123 3 года назад +586

    Laughing hysterically at the puns at the end...😂🤣

    • @roryan1434
      @roryan1434 3 года назад +10

      1 day ago?

    • @roryan1434
      @roryan1434 3 года назад +4

      Btw when I type this video was made a minute ago

    • @mreed7995
      @mreed7995 3 года назад +19

      @@roryan1434 Probably patreon supporters

    • @DoctaOsiris
      @DoctaOsiris 3 года назад +2

      I only just started the video but I have an idea what they're going to be 🤣

    • @DoctaOsiris
      @DoctaOsiris 3 года назад +7

      @@roryan1434 2 days ago, some channels put out videos a day or two early for channel members and/or Patreons only 😊👍🏻

  • @nickburton9366
    @nickburton9366 3 года назад +57

    "We have people who are unhappy and begining to riot."
    "Let's make them feel uncomfortable, and upset"
    Yeah I can see many governments trying that and then being surprised that it makes the situation worse

  • @dogjennings1171
    @dogjennings1171 3 года назад +229

    If there was a note that stimulated the bowels, hearing protection would do nothing to stop it

    • @scrappymark
      @scrappymark 3 года назад +17

      Great point!

    • @MongoTheMad
      @MongoTheMad 3 года назад +4

      Low frequencies travel better through solid objects, so ear protection would be useless.
      Also why the navies use low frequency carrier waves for underwater communications.

    • @heronimousbrapson863
      @heronimousbrapson863 3 года назад +5

      That's true. However, a large cork and ductape might.

    • @LoganMaclaren
      @LoganMaclaren 3 года назад +2

      I was thinking the same... that's a double-edged sword right there. Or you could say that sewers flow go both ways.

    • @ronaldgarrison8478
      @ronaldgarrison8478 3 года назад +4

      Unless you could somehow create a sound that, once heard, would cause the brain to trigger the bowels. I really doubt that any way exists to do that reliably.

  • @indy311c
    @indy311c 3 года назад +2

    I'll never forget the 1995 earthquake in Alpine, TX. Just this unsettling sense of something wrong then things falling off the shelves. Weeks later there was an aftershock during church and after that the organ's low notes left us rattled. Can't help but think there's something to all this.
    And epic pun run, btw. Well done!

  • @TheReallyRealSatan
    @TheReallyRealSatan 3 года назад +125

    I almost crapped myself watching this.

  • @10snelson
    @10snelson 3 года назад +144

    "Well I'm not proud of the images I just put in your head" Joe says with a shit eating grin on his face...

  • @I-Am-L
    @I-Am-L 3 года назад +263

    Does this count as shitposting?

    • @snailsaredumb9412
      @snailsaredumb9412 3 года назад +4

      Ha haa!

    • @dazza2350
      @dazza2350 3 года назад

      Nope

    • @angelarch5352
      @angelarch5352 3 года назад +4

      @@dazza2350 Butt why not?

    • @dazza2350
      @dazza2350 3 года назад +2

      @@angelarch5352 you are making an ass of me

    • @romanplays1
      @romanplays1 3 года назад

      @@dazza2350 i think you do that quite well yourself.

  • @UnicornCentaur
    @UnicornCentaur 3 года назад +29

    This showed up in my suggested and I finally feel like the RUclips algorithm is starting to understand me

  • @Jon.S
    @Jon.S 3 года назад +59

    Some businesses in the UK use “mosquito” sound generators to discourage kids from loitering around their businesses, skateboarding and standing up to The Man.

    • @snailsaredumb9412
      @snailsaredumb9412 3 года назад +1

      Iirc this was also the cause that weird ghost sound in the news a bit ago?

    • @bimblinghill
      @bimblinghill 3 года назад +6

      I'm 44 & can still hear it! I never go near a business that uses one. More than once I've had to explain to passers by why their dogs are suddenly freaking out.

    • @coltonrobinson4255
      @coltonrobinson4255 3 года назад +1

      My high school in the US did this

    • @KingOath
      @KingOath 3 года назад +6

      I don’t always stand up to the man, but when I do, I carry a pocket size anti-phase tone generator and earphones to nullify the frequency produced by the mosquito

    • @riggs20
      @riggs20 3 года назад +11

      The mall near my childhood home had one right at the inside entrance to Sears. My brother and I would always remark on the awful high-pitched sound but our parents could never hear it. We didn't find out until we were older that it was a deliberately set up by the store to stop kids from loitering. I'm 46 now so maybe I'll go back and loiter just because I can.

  • @colladius1610
    @colladius1610 3 года назад +116

    I can't help but think of south park.

  • @Karim94222
    @Karim94222 3 года назад +125

    Me: getting ready to eat my food and watch the new joe scott video
    Sees the title
    Nah i think i ll wait

    • @EritoKaio
      @EritoKaio 3 года назад +6

      I.... Decided to push forward with doing that.

    • @blistersonmyfingers9321
      @blistersonmyfingers9321 3 года назад +3

      @@EritoKaio lol same!

    • @whirledpeaz5758
      @whirledpeaz5758 3 года назад +1

      Yep I had to put away the Chocolate fudge ripple Ice cream.

    • @grandetaco4416
      @grandetaco4416 3 года назад

      My thought exactly. Held off watching for a few days because of this.

  • @dewizard1879
    @dewizard1879 3 года назад +1

    My grandpa is going senile but for several decades he occasionally, talks about his time in the army as a test subject for various things. He has mentioned multiple times the military was testing these speakers that could cause your eyes to bleed or ears to rupture, it had people collapsing and grabbing their heads in pain. So sound weapons are a thing, but as far as I know a brown note has never been successfully pulled off. A couple guys who are disc jockeys discovered a tone that can make your sphincter muscles react to the sound.

  • @42winks48
    @42winks48 3 года назад +53

    Recommended your channel to my mum last week and this is the first video she's gonna get on her feed as a new subscriber. Funny how the stars aligned perfectly for this!💩😂

  • @katrinapiper7768
    @katrinapiper7768 3 года назад +1

    A few years ago I had ultrasound therapy as part of recovery from a dislocated ankle, and the physiotherapist had to change the setting on the device because it made me so nauseated we had to stop treatment. It's a known possible side-effect because the standard frequency is the same as that at which the cilia of your stomach lining beat!

  • @RemixedVoice
    @RemixedVoice 3 года назад +50

    I only know about this phenomenon due to the Season 3 Episode 17 South Park episode, World Wide Recorder Concert.

  • @ChefMimsy
    @ChefMimsy 3 года назад +25

    I like Joe's videos. His sense of humor is almost as sick as my own. I like that kind of twisted in a person.

  • @theobserver9131
    @theobserver9131 3 года назад +32

    If you want to send me running away, just amplify the sound of eating.
    Dining with people in a quiet environment is nightmare material for me.

    • @Sothishappened-su5uj
      @Sothishappened-su5uj 3 года назад +2

      Your not alone .......

    • @spectrumfunction2836
      @spectrumfunction2836 3 года назад +4

      Misophonia has entered the chat

    • @ilarious5729
      @ilarious5729 3 года назад +2

      I always have my headphones with me in case I end up eating in public, but I avoid it like plague though so it rarely happens. Would be nice to be able to eat with Friends 😬

    • @theobserver9131
      @theobserver9131 3 года назад +2

      @@ilarious5729 A bit of tissue paper in each ear helps somewhat. :) I'm sure that noise blocking earbuds could be tuned to block eating noise, but allow speech.

    • @ilarious5729
      @ilarious5729 3 года назад +2

      @@theobserver9131 oh, thanks. I haven't really thought of that as an option but it sure is better in some situations than headphones, I'm tired of explaining people why I wear them 😄 tissue or tp wouldn't be as visible.

  • @draw4kicks
    @draw4kicks 3 года назад +3

    Answers With Joe strikes the best balance between informative and entertaining of any educational series on RUclips, hands down.

  • @joecarpenter2447
    @joecarpenter2447 3 года назад +24

    My old car stereo hit 128.6db. Would vibrate my eyeballs and make my sinuses drain. Loved it!

    • @klove8255
      @klove8255 3 года назад +2

      Omg that's the best feeling ever! I love it when my sinuses drain.

    • @craigh5236
      @craigh5236 3 года назад

      Your ears didn't

  • @Bassotronics
    @Bassotronics 3 года назад

    I play infrasound easy in my car down to 10Hz with my 15”Subwoofer. 👍🏻
    You can actually “hear” it pulsate your ears and gives a sense of dizziness.
    There are many people in the car audio industry that have soundsystems of which goes down to 15Hz at a very high decibel rating and not one person has ever experienced any issues regarding the infrasound.

  • @turtleduck9198
    @turtleduck9198 3 года назад +27

    Jokes on you, I already can’t control my bowel movement.

  • @GhostRydr1172
    @GhostRydr1172 3 года назад +22

    Obligatory "are you shitting me?" reply.

  • @mollies611
    @mollies611 3 года назад +65

    longest run of poop jokes I've ever heard.

    • @joescott
      @joescott  3 года назад +27

      Challenge accepted.

    • @mollies611
      @mollies611 3 года назад

      @@joescott this outta ne good...I'll be seeing you at the whiskey stream. good day, sir.

    • @josephdavis9204
      @josephdavis9204 3 года назад +1

      @@joescott I certainly hope you back this claim up... 😆

    • @williamswenson5315
      @williamswenson5315 3 года назад +1

      @@josephdavis9204 That would only occur if he were constipated.

    • @josephdavis9204
      @josephdavis9204 3 года назад +2

      @@williamswenson5315 lmao!! 😆

  • @GtdAquataine
    @GtdAquataine 3 года назад +16

    I'm genuinely impressed with how long that poop innuendo bit lasted.

    • @biovmr
      @biovmr 3 года назад +1

      In you End, Oh😎

  • @TheLadiGigi
    @TheLadiGigi 3 года назад +18

    David Bowie ... stole that baby. 🤣 Love that 80s movie reference! One of my favorite movies. 👍

    • @na195097
      @na195097 3 года назад +2

      You remind me of the babe

    • @TheLadiGigi
      @TheLadiGigi 3 года назад +1

      @@na195097 What babe?

    • @na195097
      @na195097 3 года назад +1

      @@TheLadiGigi the babe with the power 🙃

    • @TheLadiGigi
      @TheLadiGigi 3 года назад +1

      @@na195097 What power?

    • @angelarch5352
      @angelarch5352 3 года назад

      @@TheLadiGigi Power of voodoo

  • @GrungeMaster92
    @GrungeMaster92 3 года назад +6

    Every morning i wake up and drink 6 cups of coffee and then listen to the brown note for 30 min. I can tell you first hand. IT'S REAL!!

  • @CaseyBurnsInvesting
    @CaseyBurnsInvesting 3 года назад +90

    I wish the brown note existed so I could dook on command.

    • @keybutnolock
      @keybutnolock 3 года назад +8

      Eat more fibre and drink more water.

    • @lorellgingrich1334
      @lorellgingrich1334 3 года назад +1

      Put Exlax outta business

    • @tiajoseph7309
      @tiajoseph7309 3 года назад +1

      As someone with chronic constipation, I found that a cup of lemon water does the trick right away! (It works wonders, but if you ever decide to try this method for yourself, please do your research on it first, as it could cause problems if you constantly drink it incorrectly.) You still have to eat healthy though.

    • @rookmaster7502
      @rookmaster7502 3 года назад +1

      Eat a rotten egg.

    • @liamgreat8024
      @liamgreat8024 3 года назад

      LMFAOAOAOAOAA

  • @oradoughball
    @oradoughball 3 года назад

    I'm glad Joe touched on the weaponized infrasound. That's the most dangerous use; as more of a mind control weapon, through hypnotic suggestion rather than causing physical pain.

  • @godking_ginge
    @godking_ginge 3 года назад +20

    I remember Mythbusters doing an episode on this :)

    • @Soundbrigade
      @Soundbrigade 3 года назад +1

      And no brown note was found, which was good as Adam put his diapers on his jeans.🙄

    • @angelarch5352
      @angelarch5352 3 года назад

      @@Soundbrigade Does Adam not know how to use diapers?

    • @Soundbrigade
      @Soundbrigade 3 года назад

      @ I watch the re-runs, but over here, they seem to air just 2 or 3 seasons. Anyway, I sometimes notice that what they tested, actually happened in real life, like the lawn-mower from hell. A 5-6 yo boy was killed by a small rock that hit the boy very accidently.
      I am testing my DIY synth modules and I can produce a lot of crappy sound.

  • @garyclouse4164
    @garyclouse4164 3 года назад

    There was some experimentation into infrasonic effects at MIT in the 70's. They found that some subsonic frequencies could cause a variety physical effects through resonance in various parts of the body, but the effects varied greatly between test subjects

  • @YusufGinnah
    @YusufGinnah 3 года назад +33

    _"It's definitely got _*_stayin'_*_ power"_
    😒
    Maybe _stain_ power... 💩👈🏼

    • @leneecasteel2005
      @leneecasteel2005 3 года назад +1

      Wouldn't that be 'staining' power

    • @YusufGinnah
      @YusufGinnah 3 года назад +2

      @@leneecasteel2005 Either way...
      Still 🤢

    • @wordsmith451
      @wordsmith451 3 года назад +1

      Super Saiyan power. Better yet, Pooper Saiyan.

    • @leneecasteel2005
      @leneecasteel2005 3 года назад +1

      @@YusufGinnah Hi Yusuf 👋👩‍🦳️👋,
      I know...right! 😲💩

  • @Equiluxe1
    @Equiluxe1 3 года назад +1

    I used to live just 400 meters from the end of a military runway and 200 meters from anarea where they ran jet engines on test, the engines were run through a detuner to reduce the high frequency notes but there seemed to be far more low frequency,the sound from them was such that the mortar between the bricks crumbled and ran out as dust and I could no longer so much as heare the sound but feel it. My whole chest would vibrate from the noise. This sound is of course produced from engines which are producing mega watts of power far more than you would get from any audio amplifier. But I guess that if you mounted a jet engine on the back of a truck if the sound did not make the crowd move on the blast would blow them away.

  • @Name-ps9fx
    @Name-ps9fx 3 года назад +28

    Puns...OMG he’s using _puns_ !
    All is good though, he smoothly transitions to clean underwear with nary a toot.

    • @Fogaata
      @Fogaata 3 года назад

      With nary a poop ?

  • @JannasCollection
    @JannasCollection 20 дней назад

    The continual puns toward the end there, ...top tier!!! I love a good poun, but an entire string of them...? 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @williamswenson5315
    @williamswenson5315 3 года назад +68

    While hearing the "white" noise, I discovered I was seated in an anti-gravity chair.

    • @mdzaidhassan8996
      @mdzaidhassan8996 3 года назад +3

      Do you have membership? The video came out only 2 hours ago!

    • @sebastjansslavitis3898
      @sebastjansslavitis3898 3 года назад +2

      turned out it was time machine

    • @williamswenson5315
      @williamswenson5315 3 года назад +2

      @@mdzaidhassan8996 I support Joe on Patreon, yes. If you see a situation like this, you can count on the writer being a member. Take care and subscribe. W

    • @williamswenson5315
      @williamswenson5315 3 года назад +3

      @@sebastjansslavitis3898 When in doubt, go with the classics. Yeah, H.G. Wells was prescient; he didn't see the time machine as a doorway to walk through, but rather as a chair surrounded by the necessary controls. Truly a writer ahead of his....time.

    • @debralucas2224
      @debralucas2224 3 года назад +3

      @@williamswenson5315 You sound incredibly intelligent so I stalked your channel and now I'm sad because you have no content lol.

  • @hudsonrolls8465
    @hudsonrolls8465 3 года назад +7

    I laughed so hard at "doesn't all sound vibrate the ear drum" I broke into a coughing fit

  • @mattiefee
    @mattiefee 3 года назад +14

    Little known fact, the song "we built this city on rock and roll" was written in the key of the "brown note".

    • @kittiwhieldon4329
      @kittiwhieldon4329 3 года назад +7

      That would explain a lot. I always thought it was a crappy song.

    • @angelarch5352
      @angelarch5352 3 года назад +2

      "...We built this shitty on rock and rolll-oooOLLLLLLL!..."

  • @MrBizteck
    @MrBizteck 3 года назад +4

    On British TV about 15 years ago ..they had a science show and it talked about the brown note at the end of the show they played it.
    I was never so dissapointed not to shit myself.

  • @dereksimpson1284
    @dereksimpson1284 3 года назад +20

    I thought Yoko Ono albums would do this

    • @geoffsecombe
      @geoffsecombe 3 года назад +4

      Harsh... but fair.

    • @zorktxandnand3774
      @zorktxandnand3774 3 года назад +1

      playing an Yoko Ono album backwards will scare away the devil...
      Forward too.

    • @geoffsecombe
      @geoffsecombe 3 года назад +1

      @@zorktxandnand3774 so will the cover.

    • @artdonovandesign
      @artdonovandesign 3 года назад +1

      Yes.
      That- and make your eyeballs bleed.

  • @williams.vincent4235
    @williams.vincent4235 3 года назад +2

    I cannot recall a video of yours Joe that I haven’t enjoyed - keep ‘em coning pal!

  • @damonsimms8633
    @damonsimms8633 3 года назад +14

    Joe's recent videos have been about sound, he should do an episode about tinnitus!

    • @barrydysert2974
      @barrydysert2974 3 года назад +2

      AGREED!
      i have identified at least two somewhat dissonant tones in my own tinnitus.
      i am able to turn the volume up or down, but never off. Once i am distracted my brain filters it out... For a time!:-/ 🖖

    • @whirledpeaz5758
      @whirledpeaz5758 3 года назад +1

      @@barrydysert2974 I have never known a time in memory without it. 50% hearing loss at age 5.

    • @coffeebeforemascara
      @coffeebeforemascara 3 года назад +1

      @@whirledpeaz5758 omg, hearing loss and tinnitus? Damn

  • @obrecht72
    @obrecht72 3 года назад

    11:14 - 11:55 The sort of thing I keep coming back Joe. Keep up the good work.

  • @MongoTheMad
    @MongoTheMad 3 года назад +4

    "Keep your underwear clean and have a nice day."
    So many puns before your sponsored advertising. Excellent closing line.
    Don't care about Max Weldon, but the dad puns were tastelessly hilarious !

  • @norblits2
    @norblits2 3 года назад

    "White noise, like sound of an un tuned radio" {b-roll of tv}. Classic!

  • @RobinManuell
    @RobinManuell 3 года назад +14

    Another pop culture reference: Kate Bush- Experiment IV, "and they told us, all they wanted, was a sound that could kill someone ..."

    • @spiritedremove8098
      @spiritedremove8098 3 года назад +1

      An Episode of Nine Nine features a sound non-leathal weapon as qell

    • @ronaldgarrison8478
      @ronaldgarrison8478 3 года назад +2

      1. As is often the case, the long version is SO much better than the short version.
      2. I believe that the song title comes from a piece of computer-composed music from the early Sixties. Not just computer-generated, but computer-composed. It may have been the first. I've been meaning to look up the recording I have where this is mentioned.
      3. The idea for the song may have come from an old piece of steam-driven equipment, about the size of a train, that I think was reputed to create really loud sounds that might have visceral effects.
      4. From what I heard in at least one interview, it sounded as if Kate takes the idea of sonic weapons fairly seriously. Kind of disappointing, but not at all unusual, as Joe's video shows. Then again, getting the last word on intellectual matters is not her real value in my view, and in fact she has always disclaimed that kind of influence, saying she prefers to speak through musical expression, not verbal eloquence.

    • @HoloFizz
      @HoloFizz 3 года назад +1

      Thank you for reminding me about this song! I used to listen to it all the time but forgot about it.

    • @RobinManuell
      @RobinManuell 3 года назад

      @@ronaldgarrison8478 I have the long version. I have all the versions. Kate Bush is an awesome songwriter and often unacknowledged for her innovation as a producer. I also remember hearing that the song was based on reports of "the french experiments" But as you say, the value of the song isn't about its factual basis. Perhaps in the reflection on the role of the artist in a totalitarian regiment?

    • @mickelodiansurname9578
      @mickelodiansurname9578 3 года назад

      Bush's father was a meteorologist who she suspected was also working on some sort of weapon for the Brits in the 60's. Now, whether he was or was not I don't know... And in fact the whole Kate bushes dad thing might be an urban myth itself...

  • @tunguskalumberjack9987
    @tunguskalumberjack9987 3 года назад +1

    This subject always brings to mind the song “Experiment IV” by Kate Bush. The lyrics are about the military creating a “sound that could kill someone, from a distance...”. It’s a great song- just my opinion, of course, and the subject matter has always fascinated me, as well. Thanks very much for sharing this video with all of us!

  • @EvelynDayless
    @EvelynDayless 3 года назад +8

    Making everyone at a protest crap their pants during a protest seems like a very bad idea.

    • @klincecum
      @klincecum 3 года назад

      If you crap yourself, you're going to be pretty demoralized and probably just want to go home.

    • @coyoteproject
      @coyoteproject 3 года назад +1

      @@klincecumYes, but given protesters tendency to throw things at the police. If you are a police officer and know such a weapon is going to be deployed you should probably call in that day or if it is too late for that just say you have to go to the bathroom and then go somewhere that is not a bathroom.

    • @EvelynDayless
      @EvelynDayless 3 года назад

      @@klincecum or you now have a ready supply of crap to throw

  • @ericlaird1096
    @ericlaird1096 3 года назад +1

    Mark Twain wrote about a chair that Tesla had that vibrated at a frequency that caused the brown reaction.

  • @benjaminhedrick
    @benjaminhedrick 3 года назад +18

    "The Brown Note" sounds like a shoegaze band (and it smells like one too)

    • @rapchee
      @rapchee 3 года назад +2

      booo love shoegaze

    • @benjaminhedrick
      @benjaminhedrick 3 года назад +1

      @@rapchee I was being ironic, gawd 😆

  • @MGUnger
    @MGUnger 3 года назад

    I never ever comment on any RUclips videos, I had to end my oath of silence to give Mr. Joe crazy props for the theoretical processes that would happen if the brown note were real. That was well written and perfectly executed!

  • @davidmacphee8348
    @davidmacphee8348 3 года назад +4

    "All THAT was just a smear campaign." Slippery Fishman

  • @rdoodoo2021
    @rdoodoo2021 3 года назад

    How am I just now learning of this channel? Stumbled upon Kaspar vid, now I'm hooked. You do a great job. And I like your sense of humor!

  • @davidadams2395
    @davidadams2395 3 года назад +5

    Those puns really _boweled_ me over.

  • @markmonce5485
    @markmonce5485 3 года назад +2

    The USAF actually conducted an "accidental" experiment with this prototype aircraft whose intense scream due to sonic booms at the rotor tips reportedly made ground crews nauseous. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republic_XF-84H_Thunderscreech

  • @stoweby
    @stoweby 3 года назад +4

    The brown note is a classic lmao

  • @brucekives2194
    @brucekives2194 3 года назад

    I've heard about the Brown note in the later 1970's. Supposedly, when Paul Klipsch creating the Klipschorn in the late 1940's, he and several other engineers kept having to go to the bathroom when the Klipschorn played a pure sine wave at exactly 49 Hz, other sources said exactly 59 Hz, at a high enough sound pressure level. No other speaker could reproduce the Brown Note because they couldn't couldn't get a pure sine wave at a sufficient the SPL to trigger the effect.

  • @mellissadalby1402
    @mellissadalby1402 3 года назад +10

    Quite a long string of puns there

  • @QuantumS1ngularity
    @QuantumS1ngularity 3 года назад

    Infrasound can really extend cinema experience though. Years ago i worked in a tech market and there were all kinds of high-end amps and woofers. Often in the evenings after work i and my coworkers used to stay for a movie night in front of the biggest TV with the best sound system and it was after that Mythbusters episode that we decided to connect one of those high-end subwoofers to a sound generator and although you couldn't hear anything, it immensely extended the experience of any horror/thriller movie we watched. It was a must at every movie night. Then we randomly discovered that one of the Paranormal Activity movies used infrasound along with the usual low-pitched rumble. So yeah, for horror/thriller movies it's by far the best extra you can have.

  • @hf7188
    @hf7188 3 года назад +17

    Well, this video was a "sh!tshow" today.....
    I'll see myself out.

  • @merinsan
    @merinsan 3 года назад +2

    Damn it.
    I thought you were going to play the Brown note for me....I'm constipated!!

  • @gregcampwriter
    @gregcampwriter 3 года назад +4

    Crowd control to Major Tom, take your protein pills and put your diaper on.

    • @looking4therealrepairmanjack
      @looking4therealrepairmanjack 3 года назад +1

      Severely underrated!!! I'll never sing it correctly again!!! 🤣🤣🤣👽👽👽💀💀💀

  • @lordgarion514
    @lordgarion514 2 года назад +2

    Probably the greatest ending in YT video history.

  • @AllIsWellaus
    @AllIsWellaus 8 месяцев назад

    11:18 the first line, admittedly, I thought no there's a pun. By the second, okay, here we go. The end? Bravo folks!

  • @t71024
    @t71024 3 года назад

    @11:20 What a deluge of puns! Absolutely love this stuff!

  • @samesource
    @samesource 3 года назад +2

    My favorite part of this one is imagining Joe searching through stock footage of pouring chocolate to make his points about poop.

  • @1s.e.c.racing304
    @1s.e.c.racing304 3 года назад

    Absolutely love this channel Joe you do such great work on every video!! Teachers should take some notes cus even my 5 year old will set quietly and watch every second. Has been such a wonderful way to spend time together and learn them something at the same time.

  • @ceruleanwake8876
    @ceruleanwake8876 3 года назад

    That bit where you used a ton and I mean a TON of cleaver poop words was brilliant. I'm impressed (right before "that's all folks")

  • @ChristopherMurtagh
    @ChristopherMurtagh 3 года назад

    I was a trombone major in University back in the day, and when I would play a double pedal B-flat (around 15Hz) it would make my eyeballs wobble enough that it made reading impossible.

  • @cheako91155
    @cheako91155 3 года назад

    Joe, advice from your neighbors to the north. Layers are key, put on at least 2 corduroy pants and 3 pairs of regular t-shirts and underwear. Then put sweatshirts/pants and other winter cloths on-top of that.

  • @aaronkintz2432
    @aaronkintz2432 3 года назад +1

    I didn't graduate highschool , and I watch this channel on my days off to feel like I'm going to class.

  • @JarrodBaniqued
    @JarrodBaniqued 3 года назад +1

    The Ben Folds Improv Everywhere link is absolute gold. Or dark chocolate-colored, if you’ve a healthy digestion system

  • @MadamFoogie
    @MadamFoogie 3 года назад

    I work at a fast food joint, and our kitchen's ventilation system definitely has some infrasound going on. Everyone complains about hearing incomprehensible voices murmuring, seeing shadowy figures moving in our peripheral vision, and feeling a general sense of dread or being watched. But this only occurs when both the AC unit and hood fans are on simultaneously. Makes it really easy to prank new hires during closing time.

  • @neranjanviduranga9684
    @neranjanviduranga9684 3 года назад +2

    I'm from Srilanka and when the tsunami hit us, i was four years old. But i remember most of the things that i heard on the news. The animal behaviour was specially odd during those days. Massive groups of animals went to the high grounds. Specially in the "kumana" and "yala" forests.

  • @maddycarbuncle7567
    @maddycarbuncle7567 3 года назад +1

    11:56 YEAHSSSSS!!
    Also, SUCH a perfect sponsor for this video!!

  • @davidwood8730
    @davidwood8730 3 года назад

    I admire you for refraining from the obvious joke: Sound as a weapon? Why (insert name of rock band) have been doing it for years!

  • @jacobshore5115
    @jacobshore5115 3 года назад +2

    As Yakko Warner would say, about those jokes at the end: “Goodnight everybody!”

  • @ryanm9566
    @ryanm9566 13 дней назад

    Speaking of infrasound and ghosts, a reportedly haunted location I once visited was the perfect candidate for this, as people had already put forward this hypothesis regarding that exact location. It was an abandoned hospital a few miles away from an oil refinery. You could kinda hear low rumbles and pulses and see the occasional orange glow bouncing off the clouds from the flare towers. If any maze-like concrete structure would have infrasound bouncing off the walls, it would be that one. I personally didn't sense any strong feelings of dread but the area was a bit unnerving and the noises and glowing light were definitely adding to the spooky atmosphere.
    I've given the infrasound being responsible for some supernatural experiences hypothesis a bit more credence ever since, it seems plausible and a good starting point for testing "haunted" locations.

  • @Ryukai-san
    @Ryukai-san 3 года назад +2

    9:38, Lies! 😛I'm over 40 and can still hear those annoying high pitched screechy things that some shops use to keep kids away. 😛

    • @Dragrath1
      @Dragrath1 3 года назад +1

      My mom is over 60 and she too can hear them the whole thing is statistical i.e. the older you are the more likely you are to have lost the hearing range

    • @lostwizard
      @lostwizard 3 года назад +2

      Yeah. Those mosquito things really should be illegal. Apparently a lot of places that tried them out removed them again due to complaints from paying customers. Who are even often under 30. But it's definitely a myth that people over 30 cannot hear it. Yeah, the longer you live, the more likely you've accumulated hearing loss, but there are plenty of people over 30 who can hear those things. Those people are not especially rare.

  • @austinlindsay8366
    @austinlindsay8366 3 года назад +1

    I'm watching this during the worst blizzard east Texas has seen in over 30 years with temperatures dropping to well below freezing. I'm currently out of power watching your vedios... hello from freezing Texas 🥶

  • @garethhughes5745
    @garethhughes5745 3 года назад +1

    "spray the juicy bits all over the newspapers" lol how can you say that with a straight face. :D

  • @jasonarthurs3885
    @jasonarthurs3885 3 года назад

    @ 5:40 it's interesting to see how closely aligned human hearing ranges are with cats, dogs and horses. Also, ferrets have a crazy hearing range. Also interesting to see was the grouping of birds with limited hearing ranges centred on the 1kHz frequency.

  • @ZackBurnsOG
    @ZackBurnsOG 11 месяцев назад

    I spent 10 years working in a room about 20ft by 10ft. It had about 20,000 cables in the floor, ceiling and all the walls, had 50 or so TVs on one wall, loads of equipment, etc., and I worked overnight. It was the pure definition of ghost hunters "fear cage" from EMF. Everyone who worked there saw things move out of the corner of their eyes all the times, shadows, ghosts, etc. Of course it was never visible on camera, just out of the corner of our eyes. You got used to it. You understood it was the massive amount of EMF ( and probably some of the sound from all the white noise of the equipment ) surrounding you messing with your brain.
    I was a smoker, and would walk out for a cigerette break and within minutes would stop seeing and hearing things.

  • @MotherOfFluffyRabbits
    @MotherOfFluffyRabbits 3 года назад

    I saw a documentary about ghosts in the London Underground some weeks ago. They had a sound technician with them and what do you know... the most haunted places had infrasound the volume of a rock concert at them.

  • @thehangmansdaughter1120
    @thehangmansdaughter1120 3 года назад

    Stores and local councils in NZ use the mosquito to discourage young people from hanging around. It works really well. They also play classical music, mainly chamber music, to drive them away. This also works rather well. Stores that use it have seen a reduction in shoplifting and councils reporting far less graffiti.

  • @jeffmccrea9347
    @jeffmccrea9347 3 года назад

    I can give you some very specific low frequency sound experiments. The 3 examples I give are the only ones I can personally vouch for. Others may exist. 1) 2012 Lincoln MKZ 2) 1999 Dodge Grand Caravan 3) 2010 Dodge Grand Caravan. Any one of these vehicles driven down an interstate at 65 to 70 MPH with the front windows ONLY, open will make you believe that a dual rotor skycrane helicopter had landed on your roof. If you have hearing aids, shut them off. You won't need them. I found this out early on, the hard way. I can only vouch for these 3 vehicles as I have owned all 3 at one time or another. Other vehicles may do this but I can't say which.

  • @ezekielshackelford9865
    @ezekielshackelford9865 3 года назад

    I'm glad this channel exists.
    Please do a video about Jill Price (The Lady that could not forget)?

  • @e-ron8784
    @e-ron8784 Год назад

    I love it! I never laughed so much watching your videos. I'm 45yrs old and still think poop and fart stories are great!

  • @radoslawszymula6560
    @radoslawszymula6560 3 года назад +1

    5:39 human hearing is not "worse than animals".. its actually one of the widest ranges in the chart. Only Ferret Cow GuineaPig Gerbel and Cat is wider

  • @trioofone8911
    @trioofone8911 3 года назад +1

    Please, do an episode examining whether silver woven into fabric IS IN FACT antimicrobial AND even if it IS does that actually DO anything? For that matter, what about all the ads attributing interesting effects to copper in clothing also?

    • @artdonovandesign
      @artdonovandesign 3 года назад

      I also don't know about silver thread actually being anti microbial. But the Robin's Egg Blue Tennis Shirt from 1978 sure is a Babe Magnet!

  • @dvl973
    @dvl973 3 года назад

    The highest pun number in a single video on a single topic. What a brilliant man this Joe is.

  • @djpeterh
    @djpeterh 3 года назад

    I went to a Leftfield concert in London years back and they started the show with loudest sub base note i`ve ever heard. I honestly thought I was going to shit myself. By the looks on the faces of the people around me, the feeling was mutual. When the note finally finished, the crowd went crazy. What a night.

  • @smstnitc
    @smstnitc 3 года назад

    at work (remember going into the office to do your job?) we had this water cooler that emitted a weird humming noise... I didn't notice it specifically, but I realized how stressed I was at work when I didn't used to be... I thought it was regular job stress, but one morning I was alone at the office so it was really quiet except for that hum... I tracked it down and unplugged the cooler, and suddenly my senses were no longer assaulted, the tension I'd been holding was instantly released... I pushed to keep it unplugged, and from there the stress I felt just going to the office was no longer there...

  • @CaedenV
    @CaedenV 3 года назад

    The perfect follow-up to Valentine's day. Thanks Joe!

  • @jjsaxofficial
    @jjsaxofficial 3 года назад

    Best segway into an ad EVER!!! Love it!

  • @jbirdmax
    @jbirdmax 3 года назад +1

    The solid brown note jokes start squeezing out at 11:14
    ⚠️ WARNING⚠️ unlike the “brown note” these puns _WILL_ make you crap yourself!

  • @mathieuleader8601
    @mathieuleader8601 3 года назад +1

    brown sound makes me think of that South Park episode World Wide Recorder Concert