"The big bang was the ultimate bass drop...." ....you deserve millions of viewers Joe. You've entertained me for hours and hours. Thank you for all the effort you put into your content!
I once saw the skeleton of a giant sloth in the denver museum of natural history and it was the coolest thing I have ever seen. I immediately became very depressed I couldn't own one.
No, it is like saying "Sounds are interpretations of vibrations by our brain, and without a brain interpreting them, they are simply vibrations". The same way colors are interpretations our brain makes of different wave lengths of light and are not a property of reality. No listening, no sound.
It's for an overarching philosophical discussion over what it is to have knowledge. If you say yes, how do you know? How do you know something without experiencing it? Can you 100% say yes without experiencing the tree falling? How do you know if there is anything behind you without actually experiencing it via turning around to look at it etc? What is knowledge? Is knowledge inherent? Or is knowledge something you gain overtime? When we are born, are we a blank slate or do we have inherent knowledge of things? Is our knowledge perfect? It all leads to different philosophies such as Skepticism, Rationalism etc.
I served in the US Army, Field Artillery branch. I had a 208 mm (8 inch) artillery round go off about 30 yards from me. I had a crew of six guys and most of us were in the open, not hunkered down behind any kind of cover. There was shrapnel flying all around us, yet somehow, miraculously, no one was hurt. But the sound was incredible. We could feel the shock wave flow through us a split second before the sound hit. We were all wearing hearing protectors (mil speak for ear plugs), yet the noise alone almost took us out. Tinnitus for weeks. That's the loudest thing I have ever experienced.
OK, I might be an incurable dork but I love the conversation with the tree. Trees and plants may not possess sentience to the best of our understanding, but they DO indeed sense things. I am convinced that like the infinitesimal band of light visible to humans, so too is our true understanding of the tiny sliver of the Universe in which we live. Just saying... Nothing but love "Face Hole" Now THAT is a great name for a band! Eugenics is an excellent case in point of how something can be totally logical, but also be wrong (at least morally and spiritually). "Tectonic Anus" yet another masterful possible band name. You are on FIRE, Joe! In my old age, I find that I am turning into a Giant Sloth (pun intended). That black hole collision is wicked cool footage. This is the kind of thing that when you bring it together in your inimitable way, makes your channel truly compelling (IMHO).
Great Scott! "Your shit doesn't just disappear" You can't hit a man with an existential bombshell like that this early in the morning. Im still processing the very real threat of 5g perineal cancer.
Theory: The reason the tree sounds just like him is that it sprouted out of his decaying clone and absorbed the DNA. Edit: Thanks for the likes everyone, I appreciate it.
@@mgtowdadRUclipsSucksCoxks "Sage" "Azrael" "Kind Bud" "Your Phish t-shirt, birkenstocks and moussed-up coif" The writing on that show really is out of this world
Quick note: Krakatoa is actually not active. The active peak is really Anak Krakatao. Which just means ‘child if Krakatoa’. It is technically a whole different peak. PBS did a three-hour special on the volcanic island in Sunda Strait. Absolutely fascinating stuff!
Seriously though. Its the sound of an old school tube television being turned on. Remeber if you're old like me how the picture would take a sec to come on and it would come on from a central point of light. It kinda makes me think the big bang was just someone starting up the simulation. 2020 is when some teen started playing with it and ramped everything up to 11
Hi Joe, First off - I want to say that recently I came across your channel and I love the work that you do! I now listen to your videos to and from work everyday. Whether I agree, disagree, like or dislike your videos doesn't matter because at the end of each I have learned something profound....and it makes my brain think lol. I recommend your videos to anyone looking for something thought provoking, yet VERY supported and informative. At first I wanted to ask (and was hoping) to see your insight as to why music is so important to human beings - being that it has historically evolved with our species, and is such a tremendous part of our society. But something happened today that has been really troubling to me. Someone I work closely with was found dead in the bathroom at my job. But that isn't even the troubling part....After learning of his death, I now cannot remember his face. The same thing happened when my grandfather died, as well as a close friend years back. The brain is extraordinary. Why does this happen? If the latter is too ambiguous, please consider my first thought. Thanks!
That infallible source, Somebody On The Internet Once That I Remember From Decades Ago, once claimed the weirdest unit they'd ever come across was for thermal insulation, and it was something like BTU cm / ft^2 / hr / C (where that last C is Celsius.)
That's what we like about you Joe; you're down to earth, no funny-business, no clowning around, just straight, dead-serious talk. Keep up the excellent work. ^_^ (not a dig, I adore your sense of humor)
For the longitudinal wave, it’s hard not to look at it like a linear graph, but the up and down part is amplitude (density) and the linear is time. It’s the same idea as turning the density graph sideways. Minor detail, but as a former audiology student, I just had to say something. Also the actual physics of sound (amplitude, sine, frequency, reverb) is actually really cool and would be a good topic for a future video!
“Tectonic Anus”: I have got to figure out how to name something this in life. Maybe a gamer ID name or something. Love the info and humor mix, keep it going!
You have no idea how satisfying it is to invent a word and then see it come into somewhat common usage. First time you hear it on the radio you're pissed (son of a bitch stole my word). Then you start hearing it more and more. You start seeing in social media post. At some point you start thinking....I pulled that word straight outta my ass. I only used it around my friends. How the hell did it become....this?
Being an audiophile, you've hit on a subject that is close to my heart. The research you must do is amazing. I'm not sure I can live without your videos anymore! God help me!
That’s one of the funniest segments you’ve ever done before. Gotta do more of that, had me cracking up, and my little boy cracking up and going to our backyard to talk to a tree.
Texas is home to a LOT of guys who feel they need phallic enhancement in the form of firearms. It’s like two-thirds of the state is made up of guys with tiny dicks.
When measuring comically large explosions in megatons of TNT does there come a point when it stops being about the chemical energy of that much TNT and is just the fusion energy from the star its mass forms?
Several years ago, the disused bank building next to my condo complex (down on Turtle Creek, Joe) was imploded for new development. They gave us all sorts of instructions of how to prepare for the sound and shock waves. I had fallen asleep reading the night before, but even on the far side of the complex, away from the demolition site, that s h t was LOUD. Brought me straight up out of my chair!
I remember the trauma of taking an hour to manage a silent entrance into my parents home after a party only to find the noise of a bong at 4 am is really pretty damn deafening. I also tried it in the back yard and the bubbling made all the nearby dogs bark.
If a tree falls in the forest, animals hear it and run away. There are SO many people, companies, labs, schools,etc. who set up hidden cameras to see what critters do when there are no people taking photos and videos. When watched later, there are sounds, and some critters run off. Some critters are curious instead of startled.They look around to see what made the sound. I hate this question. It is so ridiculous.
@@MichaelTurner856, The complete saying is "Do dogs pee on trees, if there's no one there to see them?" Of course it's male dogs that do that. Females just squat.
4:15 I thought it said "sound of a tomato" at the top of the list. I was like wtf is a sound of a tomato?? no wonder I cant hear it, a tomato tends to be pretty quiet 🤷
I did read a great article about making a 1000dB sound. The sound was restricted to a short TWANG! on a Fender Stratocaster - in mono. The figures resulting in that 1-second guitar solo was absolutely crazy. The loudspeaker cone would travel at speed far exceeding the light and even if the energy in all stars in the universe were used, we still wouldn't get enuff power for the amp to produce that 1000dB twang.
I think the loudest sound ever made was when I clicked on a very vulgar Instagram video while forgetting my phone was connected to the car speaker. I was waiting for someone's Doordash order and just blasted vulgarity into the parking lot
h'eeearsthshiahtthss hs'ththth,y'iaahh'th h'a a Angh'lheiisthshsh....!'! ths'hseieiyaarrr! how Agleo-centric do you have to be to believe even a tree would be speaking in English...!
@@stanislavkostarnov2157 It's obviously an American tree. Listen to the New York accent. What, you want to give a tree from Brooklyn a French accent or something? Sheesh.
Gravitinal waves are a pressure wave traveling through the medium of spacetime. So, super novas and so on could be counted as "sounds" Without stretching your definitions too much.
i’m currently binging at your videos and i’ve commented on your latest video as well, but just want to let everyone knows that Anak Krakatau (literally translated as Krakatoa’s Child) was in eruption mid year 2020 and (maybe also) caused the skyquakes. 2020’s been fun
@@ZedaZ80 I visited LA last week, and my second night there I heard about 10 to 15 shots fired in Hawthorne. I guarandamntee you it wasn't hunting season.
When I was deployed and there was a large explosion far enough away you could feel it b4 hearing it. I wonder if it’s bc the initial sound was subsonic
1) thank you for pointing out sound exists without humans needing to perceive it. That tree is wise 2) love the use of "face holes" at the beginning 😂😂
Joe, you should quickly look up Very Low Frequency Active Sonar by the US navy. Probably the loudest human made sound. In the region of 300 decibels. We pick it up on underwater microphone from the US navy NAVFAC Argentia in Newfoundland in the 1990s. The source was from a SURTASS ship near Australia.
"Sonar systems-first developed by the U.S. Navy to detect enemy submarines-generate slow-rolling sound waves topping out at around 235 decibels" www.scientificamerican.com/article/does-military-sonar-kill/
In Australia, trees commonly hide what's called Drop Bears (similar to a Koala Bear, just not as cute, and very 'ken scary!!) - these 'ckers drop from trees when a human tourist (they don't seem to bother us locals) walks by... they'll scratch the eyes out of a lady, and rip the testi... things from a bloke within milliseconds! - Joe's lucky he did the filming of this video in Texas, USA! Good luck Joe... and I did hear you express a desire to visit Australia/New Zealand (NZ Drop Bears only attack female tourists) in the future - Don't, man... it's just not worth it, especially if you like trees.
Loving it! Hyper-interesting and supremely well-presented as always. at 18:26, you say "Microscopic variations in air densities." In the 1979 movie, Alien, the science officer, Ashe explains the alien detector works on "micro-changes in air density." Later, Sigourney Weaver, as Ripley, while crawling through the ventilation ducts, says "Micro-changes in air density, my ass." Which HAS to be in the top ten of all movie quotes ever. Don't ever stop. All good wishes.
It is NOT the same! Sound does make a microscopic TEMPORARY change on the air density as the "shockwave" of sound pass through it (but then it gets reverted back to normal). -> The device detects PERMANENT changes in the air _viscosity_ (one of its key components being density), indirectly caused by the presence of living creatures. It is implied that infrared radiation (body heat) & magnetic fields (heart pumping) is what it is actually detected [directionality], while the filtering of information is based on the analysis of the air in between the device and the creature [qualitativeness].
Fun fact that the pseudo-science fan part of Joe might like: The Thera explosion is posited in The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind as the possible impetus for modern consciousness. The super short summary is that prior to the explosion, humans lived as depicted in the Iliad, “hearing” their own thoughts as disassociated voices they attributed to dead ancestors, kings, or gods. But the explosion caused a refugee crisis that the surviving and surrounding communities couldn’t cope with under this sense of consciousness, and the result was a mental change like Odysseus in The Odyssey, who understands his thoughts as being his own and no longer bound to impulsive commands from “the gods”. I’d love to see Joe cover the topic. Not just because it’s a pseudoscience or an apparent inspiration for the new Westworld series (I haven’t seen it), but apparently it’s also being looked at again by legit neuroscientists due to the theory stating consciousness isn’t necessarily based on the biology of the brain, but was instead more of a “software update” that happened without any biological adaptation or change occurring to trigger it.
Fun fact about the Tsar Bomba: it was originally expected to have a yield of 100Mt, but at the last second the designers made a change to cut the yield in half because they were worried about fallout.
14:20 I _love_ units, mainly the intuitive ones... 100 million megatons is the energy equivalent to the explosion of: *a hundred million millions of thousands of thousands of grams of TNT,* or 100 hexagrams of TNT, or 10²º grams of TNT, finally
Favourite parts: "...which is sth that trees can NEVER do" "so you might be all about that bass" "its located in Indonesia which seems to be the worlds tactonic anus" This episode was so entertaining and informative i watched it twice!Amazing work Joe
"The speed of sound increases with density." Wrong. This is a common misconception due to an incomplete understanding of the comparison between air and water (and potentially a third medium such as steel or concrete). The speed of sound in a medium decreases with increasing density, but this is only a secondary factor. The primary factor in determining the speed of a compression wave is the material's compressibility (shear modulus is also important in solids). Therefore, very stiff materials (those with low compressibility, like water or steel) transmit sound much more quickly.
And in a gas its a function of temperature. It only correlates well with density because normally people talk about air at atmospheric pressure. Sqrt(k R T)
Hey Joe. This comment is probably gonna get buried. But for over a year now this has been my favourite RUclips channel of them all. Great work. I hope you reach mad subscriber levels and mild internet fame. Keep talking to the trees they hold the answer.
"The big bang was the ultimate bass drop...." ....you deserve millions of viewers Joe. You've entertained me for hours and hours. Thank you for all the effort you put into your content!
I laught more with Joe than i do with most of comedians
If you hear a loud sound of a high enough frequency, it really Hertz.
Colin MacKenzie 😂😂😂
That joke hertz
At least it wasn’t Deci-Bull
That joke put me in the driver’s seat!!
*golf clap*
"we peaked at giant sloths, everything's been downhill from there"
- Joe Scott 2020-
I once saw the skeleton of a giant sloth in the denver museum of natural history and it was the coolest thing I have ever seen. I immediately became very depressed I couldn't own one.
@@teslapc I think you found the right channel.
Culminating with Trump...
He has great wit 😁
dang you stole my gmail avatar.
"If a tree falls in a forest and nobody hears it, does it make a sound?" Is like saying "If I don't see it, it can't see me"
And it's kind of narcissistic to think, that something happening only matters if there is a human to "witness" it...!
No, it is like saying "Sounds are interpretations of vibrations by our brain, and without a brain interpreting them, they are simply vibrations". The same way colors are interpretations our brain makes of different wave lengths of light and are not a property of reality. No listening, no sound.
It's for an overarching philosophical discussion over what it is to have knowledge. If you say yes, how do you know? How do you know something without experiencing it? Can you 100% say yes without experiencing the tree falling? How do you know if there is anything behind you without actually experiencing it via turning around to look at it etc? What is knowledge? Is knowledge inherent? Or is knowledge something you gain overtime? When we are born, are we a blank slate or do we have inherent knowledge of things? Is our knowledge perfect? It all leads to different philosophies such as Skepticism, Rationalism etc.
@@asuspiciouswatamelonthatdi9236
Written *just* like a college discussion board with a word count lol
I served in the US Army, Field Artillery branch. I had a 208 mm (8 inch) artillery round go off about 30 yards from me. I had a crew of six guys and most of us were in the open, not hunkered down behind any kind of cover. There was shrapnel flying all around us, yet somehow, miraculously, no one was hurt. But the sound was incredible. We could feel the shock wave flow through us a split second before the sound hit. We were all wearing hearing protectors (mil speak for ear plugs), yet the noise alone almost took us out. Tinnitus for weeks. That's the loudest thing I have ever experienced.
"the big bang was the ultimate bass drop"
- Joe Scott 2020
Best quote ever
we all have the same colored pfp :)
Have I interrupted the orange pfp group meeting?
i also watched the video
@@jennatolls6121 lol
I gave up on “Tectonic Anus” after their difficult second album.
Paul Jones - Of course. They just sold OUT .
Didn't they make it to #1 with "Baby, I want your Love Thing"?
@@NotChefCook You guys just aren't TRUE 'Anusiebers'
*Cradle of Filth* It changed my life.
Call me crazy but I actually enjoyed their second album "Geothermal Peristalsis" very much.
You are making the classic scarce entrance stepping out from behind the tree. I see you are a man of culture.
hey what's up guys
Druids have been doing this for millennia.
hey what's up guys, scarce here
Who the hell is scarce?
@@mikesands4681 (kkk
This earned my like when Joe mentioned that the planet's evolutionary history peaked at giant sloths
We can thank the giant sloths for avocados.
I saw a skeleton of a giant sloth in a museum once. It was HUGE! I wouldn’t want to come across a live one! Yikes!
OK, I might be an incurable dork but I love the conversation with the tree. Trees and plants may not possess sentience to the best of our understanding, but they DO indeed sense things. I am convinced that like the infinitesimal band of light visible to humans, so too is our true understanding of the tiny sliver of the Universe in which we live. Just saying... Nothing but love
"Face Hole" Now THAT is a great name for a band!
Eugenics is an excellent case in point of how something can be totally logical, but also be wrong (at least morally and spiritually).
"Tectonic Anus" yet another masterful possible band name. You are on FIRE, Joe!
In my old age, I find that I am turning into a Giant Sloth (pun intended).
That black hole collision is wicked cool footage. This is the kind of thing that when you bring it together in your inimitable way, makes your channel truly compelling (IMHO).
The isolation finally got to him
I've always said he looks like Charlie from it's always Sunny in Philadelphia, but now he HAS become Charlie from it's always Sunny in Philadelphia.
😂
Great Scott! "Your shit doesn't just disappear" You can't hit a man with an existential bombshell like that this early in the morning. Im still processing the very real threat of 5g perineal cancer.
@@user-hf9hf6hw8j omg you are right
My first video I’ve seen here
When I was a kid, the comet was 65 million years ago. Now it's 66 million years. Way to make me feel old, Scott. ಥ_ಥ
Was it like 65,999,900 years ago when u were a kid
@@JJ-Streaming still a good hundred years, man.
That’s because it’s give or take
@@Wolfie54545 Obvious sarcasm is lost on people who may be missing certain cognitive skills.
Theory: The reason the tree sounds just like him is that it sprouted out of his decaying clone and absorbed the DNA.
Edit: Thanks for the likes everyone, I appreciate it.
Like evil attic Bart Simpson.
Or was he the good one? Mmh...
Question: Why does a tree in Texas have a Brooklyn accent?
Makes sense
@@jonnyroxx7172 Invasive species.
“You thought your poop just vanished..... there’s a whole science behind that toilet”. I laughed out loud!
"THIS is the sound of the big bang:" 17:49
*Rush's 'Tom Sawyer' plays*
don't listen to that tree Joe, he's barking mad!
OK, that's enough. Go sit in a corner and think about what you've done.😉
🥁
@@geoffsecombe Leaf him alone.
@@Zurvan101 Aaaarrrrgggghhh!!!!!!
Lol
Tree - "I prefer to be addressed as an Arborial American."
LOL.
Great comment. We all need a little humor.🙂
in the words of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia," TREES ARE PEOPLE TOO!
@@mgtowdadRUclipsSucksCoxks "Sage" "Azrael" "Kind Bud" "Your Phish t-shirt, birkenstocks and moussed-up coif"
The writing on that show really is out of this world
@@MajesticSkywhale give me money, money me. money me now.
this video went from “loud noises” to “BIGGEST BOOM BOOMS IN EARTH” real quick
Quick note: Krakatoa is actually not active. The active peak is really Anak Krakatao. Which just means ‘child if Krakatoa’. It is technically a whole different peak.
PBS did a three-hour special on the volcanic island in Sunda Strait. Absolutely fascinating stuff!
Nice job, Joe! You have a gift for making hard concepts easier to grasp.
God: *dabbles with dubstep*
-2 minutes later-
God: holy shit
@LudaCritz Check 17:48. The sound of the Big Bang.
I don't know why, but I was expecting an Audible sponsorship for this video. 😅
I got one as soon as he said "this is the sound of the big bang" 😂😂.
Would’ve been appropriate at least!
You had that tree... stumped.
Alright, I'll show myself out.
@Something Mildly Homophobic hey take it easy on the sapling.
@@SeverSFSs I'm not a sap for tree jokes or anything...but I wood like to get in on this tree-action.
If only it was a Weirwood... HBO might've shown up to ruin the ending.
I'd tell you clowns to stop, but I can cedars no point.
That has to be one of the best intros ever! Keep up the great work Joe, you're definitely in my top 5 favorite shows. Possibly even #1
I need a T-shirt that says “the Big Bang is the ultimate bass drop”
I wish my trees sounded like Joe
Sounds like Andy the bomb from Red vs Blue.
What do your trees sound like?
@@jesselejarzar5114 Cherry Garcia, of course.
Mine sound like the Vietnam
the big bang literally sounds like a 50's Sci Fi low budget movie studio's fictionalized interpretation of what the big bang would sound like.
🤣 You're so right
I was thinking of the THX logo on movies lol
It sounds like a teleport fade in from that era also.
I swear I once heard that sound coming from a Taco Bell restroom.
Seriously though. Its the sound of an old school tube television being turned on. Remeber if you're old like me how the picture would take a sec to come on and it would come on from a central point of light. It kinda makes me think the big bang was just someone starting up the simulation. 2020 is when some teen started playing with it and ramped everything up to 11
12:30 I just want to say that "Toba" it's a slang in portuguese for anus, so i think he's got a point about that
Do you use it as an insult, like "asshole"?
@@PinataOblongata If you really want to, i mean, it's not so offensive as you may think
i feel ashamed of myself because i didn't realize it until you mentioned it
Lol now I can cuss people out and some of the words don't have to be English
@@PinataOblongata probably not. I would assume it's more like "culo" in Spanish which is also anus.
Hi Joe,
First off - I want to say that recently I came across your channel and I love the work that you do! I now listen to your videos to and from work everyday. Whether I agree, disagree, like or dislike your videos doesn't matter because at the end of each I have learned something profound....and it makes my brain think lol. I recommend your videos to anyone looking for something thought provoking, yet VERY supported and informative. At first I wanted to ask (and was hoping) to see your insight as to why music is so important to human beings - being that it has historically evolved with our species, and is such a tremendous part of our society. But something happened today that has been really troubling to me. Someone I work closely with was found dead in the bathroom at my job. But that isn't even the troubling part....After learning of his death, I now cannot remember his face. The same thing happened when my grandfather died, as well as a close friend years back. The brain is extraordinary. Why does this happen? If the latter is too ambiguous, please consider my first thought. Thanks!
To me it's kind of scary how funny Joe is becoming
Intelligence is knowing that Frankenstein wasn't the monster. Wisdom is realizing that Frankenstein was in fact the monster
@Something Mildly Homophobic Isn't the meaning of this particular proverb like really obvious?
change intelligence to knowledge for better accuracy
When posting comments comparing intelligence and wisdom, proofread your comment before posting.
"It created a 5 **mile** wide fireball that was seen a thousand **kilometers** away"
Horrifying!
They're slowly inching towards metric :D
@ぽぴぽろPopiporo Association football field measurement
@@johnperic6860 I like to use gorillas in the casual use
Americans know how to use the metric system... Lol
That infallible source, Somebody On The Internet Once That I Remember From Decades Ago, once claimed the weirdest unit they'd ever come across was for thermal insulation, and it was something like BTU cm / ft^2 / hr / C (where that last C is Celsius.)
The "World's Techtonic Anus?!" LOL
Yeah some people would also call it a shithole;)
well as Indonesian I can say that's quite true
@@mikedelacruz5205 That's what the bumgun is for.
@@prongs82 In Portuguese, "toba" is slang for anus. So much fun I had hearing about the Toba's explosion followed by Joe's unintentional pun
That's what we like about you Joe; you're down to earth, no funny-business, no clowning around, just straight, dead-serious talk. Keep up the excellent work. ^_^ (not a dig, I adore your sense of humor)
For the longitudinal wave, it’s hard not to look at it like a linear graph, but the up and down part is amplitude (density) and the linear is time. It’s the same idea as turning the density graph sideways. Minor detail, but as a former audiology student, I just had to say something. Also the actual physics of sound (amplitude, sine, frequency, reverb) is actually really cool and would be a good topic for a future video!
He was giving you the silent tree-ment.
...get it? Guys, do you...d- do you get it??
I'll hear myself out...
I hate ments. I go over my grandmas even during the holidays that's all she has is ments.
Most people might be annoyed but i needed to see this scrolling through the comments, shits classic
Rename this "Joe and his unhinged beef with trees"
If you say that three times fast with a comma after beef, it starts to sound strange.
Well he is about Dwarf sized and you know how much of a beef Gimli had with trees.
“Tectonic Anus”: I have got to figure out how to name something this in life. Maybe a gamer ID name or something. Love the info and humor mix, keep it going!
Greg Schaller please just don’t name a dog that. A cat, ok, but not a dog. 😉
I immediately stopped the video so I could make the same note. New glossary term!
One of your better insights... humour, fact, thought provoking.
Thank you.
@@Lu-zj6bo name a dog that. A very stinky dog.
You have no idea how satisfying it is to invent a word and then see it come into somewhat common usage. First time you hear it on the radio you're pissed (son of a bitch stole my word). Then you start hearing it more and more. You start seeing in social media post. At some point you start thinking....I pulled that word straight outta my ass. I only used it around my friends. How the hell did it become....this?
“The biggest bang in the universe is the Big Bang.” My brain: “But the universe is the Big Bang.” I’m tired
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 the beginning of this video gave me such a good laugh!!!! Love you and your videos
Being an audiophile, you've hit on a subject that is close to my heart. The research you must do is amazing. I'm not sure I can live without your videos anymore! God help me!
1:53 All this time I'm asking myself what Joe's neighbors must be thinking...
That’s one of the funniest segments you’ve ever done before. Gotta do more of that, had me cracking up, and my little boy cracking up and going to our backyard to talk to a tree.
"We peaked at giant sloths, everything has been downhill from there." LMAO XD
I had to pause to laugh.
Describe The Big Bang in 4 words: “The Ultimate Bass Drop.” -Joe Scott
I mean if you created the universe what sound would you make
"when you hear a shotgun blast" - very Texas of you :-D
Hell yeah brother.
Texas is home to a LOT of guys who feel they need phallic enhancement in the form of firearms. It’s like two-thirds of the state is made up of guys with tiny dicks.
1:05. DOGGO--- " Why is that weird human talking to my toilet??? "
When measuring comically large explosions in megatons of TNT does there come a point when it stops being about the chemical energy of that much TNT and is just the fusion energy from the star its mass forms?
the loudest thing i've heard was a fighter jet flying over my house, i thought it was a good idea to go outside without headphones...
Several years ago, the disused bank building next to my condo complex (down on Turtle Creek, Joe) was imploded for new development. They gave us all sorts of instructions of how to prepare for the sound and shock waves. I had fallen asleep reading the night before, but even on the far side of the complex, away from the demolition site, that s h t was LOUD. Brought me straight up out of my chair!
easy, loudest sound ever would be dropping anything after 3am when everyone’s asleep.
I remember the trauma of taking an hour to manage a silent entrance into my parents home after a party only to find the noise of a bong at 4 am is really pretty damn deafening. I also tried it in the back yard and the bubbling made all the nearby dogs bark.
"now you know I got you, you give me the silent TREE-tment"
Dude, you need help. Go visit your local psychia tree's.
@@fajaradi1223 LOL😁😂
"if you think 2020 can't get any worse" Please stop talking we don't need to give 2020 any ideas :)
I feel like 2020 has been plotting this for awhile. Ever since it was 2016 its been working on its master plan.
Speak for yourself. I want my new Fallout and bethesda wont do it.
Random Chimp Event: “hello there”
Ed.Dibujando My dude ain't nobody got money for that
Bree Coke-Attewell lol it's been working with a team of the worst evil scientists since 1920
17:48 good to know that God bass-boosted the universe into existence.
Sick drop
God: The 1st MC
If a tree falls in the forest, animals hear it and run away. There are SO many people, companies, labs, schools,etc. who set up hidden cameras to see what critters do when there are no people taking photos and videos. When watched later, there are sounds, and some critters run off. Some critters are curious instead of startled.They look around to see what made the sound. I hate this question. It is so ridiculous.
If a man says something in the forest and there's no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?
When Joe talks about not sleeping, these arguments are what I imagine keeps him up at night.
Pup in the background thinking "Ok, now he's gone completely bonkers - he's talking with the toilet."
Do dogs pee on trees
@@MichaelTurner856, The complete saying is "Do dogs pee on trees, if there's no one there to see them?" Of course it's male dogs that do that. Females just squat.
@Tamara K bro chill.i was just asking a question
4:15 I thought it said "sound of a tomato" at the top of the list. I was like wtf is a sound of a tomato?? no wonder I cant hear it, a tomato tends to be pretty quiet 🤷
I scrolled so far to find this that I was about to give up and assume I was the only one who saw that lol
Watch the movie "Attack of the Killer Tomatos" and you'll know the horrifying sounds tomatoes make :)
@@bernhardkrickl3567 And the only way to stop them is with "Puberty Love."
Go watch a gory horror movie. The sound of gore = the sound of fruits and vegetables.
Bob from Veggie Tales would like a word.
8:45 - Oh!! "Joe needs bigger _booms."_ like with an *m.*
See, I thought you said... uh..., y'know, nevermind - it's not important.
Me too lol.
OMG same 😂
The subtitles read as boobs
I did read a great article about making a 1000dB sound. The sound was restricted to a short TWANG! on a Fender Stratocaster - in mono. The figures resulting in that 1-second guitar solo was absolutely crazy. The loudspeaker cone would travel at speed far exceeding the light and even if the energy in all stars in the universe were used, we still wouldn't get enuff power for the amp to produce that 1000dB twang.
Joe 😂😂 you just HAD to make the tree have a Boston accent didn’t you😂😂 you’re my favorite youtuber for sure keep doing what you do!!❤️
Brooklyn, not Boston
😂😂
I think the loudest sound ever made was when I clicked on a very vulgar Instagram video while forgetting my phone was connected to the car speaker. I was waiting for someone's Doordash order and just blasted vulgarity into the parking lot
*Tries to imagine an episode with just the tree telling us facts*
h'eeearsthshiahtthss hs'ththth,y'iaahh'th h'a a Angh'lheiisthshsh....!'! ths'hseieiyaarrr!
how Agleo-centric do you have to be to believe even a tree would be speaking in English...!
@@stanislavkostarnov2157 what
@@stanislavkostarnov2157 It's obviously an American tree. Listen to the New York accent. What, you want to give a tree from Brooklyn a French accent or something? Sheesh.
Richard Woodward-Roth - Kind of an arboreal zefrank .
Gravitinal waves are a pressure wave traveling through the medium of spacetime.
So, super novas and so on could be counted as "sounds"
Without stretching your definitions too much.
i’m currently binging at your videos and i’ve commented on your latest video as well, but just want to let everyone knows that Anak Krakatau (literally translated as Krakatoa’s Child) was in eruption mid year 2020 and (maybe also) caused the skyquakes. 2020’s been fun
my shrink: "Italian mafia tree isn't a thing, it can't hurt you."
Italian mafia tree:
Joe... thanks for many laughs and showing your age... the “more you know” edit in was a trip right back to my childhood. 😂 love it!
Am I getting old or has “The more you know” had many resurgences?
"next time the leaves rustle or there is a shot gun blast in the distance..." what the hell is life like in Dallas bro, that ain't normal.
Which part? The rustling leaves or the shotgun blast?
Lmao
I don't know about Dallas, but I live out in the boonies and hunting seasons are a thing >_>
@@ZedaZ80 I visited LA last week, and my second night there I heard about 10 to 15 shots fired in Hawthorne. I guarandamntee you it wasn't hunting season.
You've never been in the Southeast, Midwest, or any state really in some area
The BEST explosion is the cement truck from mythbusters.
When I was deployed and there was a large explosion far enough away you could feel it b4 hearing it. I wonder if it’s bc the initial sound was subsonic
Well, you’ve never heard my dad sneeze.
Tree: So how's quarantine treatin' ya, Joe?
Joe: 0:00 - 2:08
I'm loving these "bits" before your recent videos, they are appreciated!
1) thank you for pointing out sound exists without humans needing to perceive it. That tree is wise
2) love the use of "face holes" at the beginning 😂😂
I prefer cake hole to face hole.
@@richardcollier1912 lol! We mostly use "pie hole" in our house
"OhMyGod!,... I'm talking to a tree!"
[yeah. And the tree's winning the argument, too.]
Joe, you should quickly look up Very Low Frequency Active Sonar by the US navy. Probably the loudest human made sound. In the region of 300 decibels. We pick it up on underwater microphone from the US navy NAVFAC Argentia in Newfoundland in the 1990s. The source was from a SURTASS ship near Australia.
"Sonar systems-first developed by the U.S. Navy to detect enemy submarines-generate slow-rolling sound waves topping out at around 235 decibels" www.scientificamerican.com/article/does-military-sonar-kill/
*oh snap* There's a challenge, "2020 ain't over yet!"
You were lucky, that tree sounded mean enough to have drop a branch on you.
In Australia, trees commonly hide what's called Drop Bears (similar to a Koala Bear, just not as cute, and very 'ken scary!!) - these 'ckers drop from trees when a human tourist (they don't seem to bother us locals) walks by... they'll scratch the eyes out of a lady, and rip the testi... things from a bloke within milliseconds! - Joe's lucky he did the filming of this video in Texas, USA!
Good luck Joe... and I did hear you express a desire to visit Australia/New Zealand (NZ Drop Bears only attack female tourists) in the future - Don't, man... it's just not worth it, especially if you like trees.
Tsar Bomba was designed to be 100 megatons but they scaled it back to 50 because the fallout would have been insane.
Fun Fact, the TSAR Bomba was tested at only half its designed output of 100 megatons!
18:00 The Big Bang sounds like someone trying and spectacularly failing to get away with a sneaky fart.
0:02 *”Hey what’s up guys, it’s Scarce here.”*
Loving it! Hyper-interesting and supremely well-presented as always. at 18:26, you say "Microscopic variations in air densities." In the 1979 movie, Alien, the science officer, Ashe explains the alien detector works on "micro-changes in air density." Later, Sigourney Weaver, as Ripley, while crawling through the ventilation ducts, says "Micro-changes in air density, my ass." Which HAS to be in the top ten of all movie quotes ever. Don't ever stop. All good wishes.
It is NOT the same!
Sound does make a microscopic TEMPORARY change on the air density as the "shockwave" of sound pass through it (but then it gets reverted back to normal).
-> The device detects PERMANENT changes in the air _viscosity_ (one of its key components being density), indirectly caused by the presence of living creatures.
It is implied that infrared radiation (body heat) & magnetic fields (heart pumping) is what it is actually detected [directionality], while the filtering of information is based on the analysis of the air in between the device and the creature [qualitativeness].
"...a tree that can sense and perceive things too."
Me: (thinks of all the times I've plucked leaves from branches for no real reason) OH GOD!
If you’re looking on the bright side, then maybe some of the trees find it kinky.
dont do that my nagga
They don’t have a nervous system or pain receptors you stupid maniac
@@bajjajajbajjjajaj6473 okay deranged lunatic, thanks for your input
"We peaked at giant sloths" possibly the most accurate sentence ever said
Joe needs a bigger boom 😂
Its funny. In my language "boom" means tree.
Its funny. In my language "boom" means tree.
Ironic because in the Dutch language 'boom' means tree and his introduction suggested he doesn't like trees that much :-)
@adam gould that's what I thought I heard at first 😅
When in doubt C4
Fun fact that the pseudo-science fan part of Joe might like:
The Thera explosion is posited in The Origin of Consciousness in the Breakdown of the Bicameral Mind as the possible impetus for modern consciousness.
The super short summary is that prior to the explosion, humans lived as depicted in the Iliad, “hearing” their own thoughts as disassociated voices they attributed to dead ancestors, kings, or gods. But the explosion caused a refugee crisis that the surviving and surrounding communities couldn’t cope with under this sense of consciousness, and the result was a mental change like Odysseus in The Odyssey, who understands his thoughts as being his own and no longer bound to impulsive commands from “the gods”.
I’d love to see Joe cover the topic. Not just because it’s a pseudoscience or an apparent inspiration for the new Westworld series (I haven’t seen it), but apparently it’s also being looked at again by legit neuroscientists due to the theory stating consciousness isn’t necessarily based on the biology of the brain, but was instead more of a “software update” that happened without any biological adaptation or change occurring to trigger it.
What a fascinating concept...
"Hz. per second"
Hz. squared?
Fun fact about the Tsar Bomba: it was originally expected to have a yield of 100Mt, but at the last second the designers made a change to cut the yield in half because they were worried about fallout.
14:20 I _love_ units, mainly the intuitive ones...
100 million megatons is the energy equivalent to the explosion of:
*a hundred million millions of thousands of thousands of grams of TNT,* or 100 hexagrams of TNT, or 10²º grams of TNT, finally
Favourite parts:
"...which is sth that trees can NEVER do"
"so you might be all about that bass"
"its located in Indonesia which seems to be the worlds tactonic anus"
This episode was so entertaining and informative i watched it twice!Amazing work Joe
I enjoyed this so much! I needed something engaging and entertaining beyond all the C- stuff. Thanks!
When my mom begins to vacuum literally just outside me door while I am asleep. That’s the loudest sound.
17:14 Am I narcissistic enough to think I am the center of the Universe? Why yes, I am a pilot.
Tsar Bomba was so big even the Russians were like okay this is getting out of hand
I have never doubted anything you've told me more than "This is the sound of the Big Bang"
"The speed of sound increases with density."
Wrong. This is a common misconception due to an incomplete understanding of the comparison between air and water (and potentially a third medium such as steel or concrete).
The speed of sound in a medium decreases with increasing density, but this is only a secondary factor. The primary factor in determining the speed of a compression wave is the material's compressibility (shear modulus is also important in solids). Therefore, very stiff materials (those with low compressibility, like water or steel) transmit sound much more quickly.
Aren't some really high quality high frequency speakers even using diamonds because of this?
And in a gas its a function of temperature. It only correlates well with density because normally people talk about air at atmospheric pressure.
Sqrt(k R T)
Best comment all day. I say thank ya.
At first I thought you said "Joe needs bigger boobs" haha, boom never crossed my mind xD
but... doesn't he?
Same
Even the automated captions wrote "bigger boobs"
😂🤣😂 same!
Miklo San Roman - Yup! “Joe needs bigger boobs” is right there in the English (auto-generated) Captions.
That nervous look around you take at 0:40 cracks me up every time.
Hey Joe. This comment is probably gonna get buried. But for over a year now this has been my favourite RUclips channel of them all. Great work. I hope you reach mad subscriber levels and mild internet fame. Keep talking to the trees they hold the answer.