I'm gonna try to explain the bulk. simply put, the 237 failed tests were the result of the serum heating up their molecules to the point where they simply could not stand it and vaporized at various frequencies. the test conducted on the plant was successful because plants have much sturdier cells in their bodies, what with vacuoles and cell walls. the bulk's transformation is that the anger causes his body temperature to heat up, making the chemical react with his cells, converting most of his body mass into a body mostly made of a strange colloid that is mostly solid, but still liquid enough to move around in the strange ways that it does. this form allows the bulk to also manipulate his size and state of matter at will, which is how his foot gained scales when he crushed people. the tornado appearing around him when he changes is him vaporizing like the others, but being able to reform back into the bulk or hank howard at will. in fact, now i wanna make a story involving a hero similar to this description of the bulk's powers, except it doesn't suck.
I like the fact that when the bulk turns into a "real" man its just the actor who plays Garton painted purple. amazing . keep up the amazing work Alison loving Old Lupa and Movie Nights!
When I was a kid my teacher had everyone paint a picture, then we had to use those pictures and try to make a story out of them. It was the most incoherent story I had ever heard, that's what this movie reminds me of.
2:37 “A reference is not a joke” And here already, it is clear that you are funnier, smarter, and more talented than any of the higher-ups at you-know-where.
That the fall from the balcony killed him is made all the more absurd by the fact that he dropped from the helicopter from a higher distance, landing feet first and immediately began running.
I can always thank Allison for introducing me to many of my favourite so-bad-it's-good films/tv etc. Thanks to her I've seen this in full, and it was well worth it :D The two cops are such awful actors, like I can't get over how terrible their performance is (even compared to everyone else)! Garton and Tuddle should double team with Lutz and Garner from Witchcraft IMO ;)
That's true actually, though having said that I do think there are varying levels of bad - like sometimes people trying too hard to convey emotions or acting in a really stilted, robotic manner when delivering lines can be far worse and easier to notice (almost like the uncanny valley in a way!). On the topic of Cinema Snob, he and Allison made arguably my favourite collaboration video from this crowd of reviewers - their review of The Asylum's Sherlock Holmes is terrific!
I feel like the commentary would hold more weight if they showed Hollywood's folly by showing how much better practical effects work over CGI. Instead of just throwing it all in your face.
I feel like everything in this movie was 100% intentional. and that it was meant to be this fucked up so I put it on another level then the room, the room and birdemic were that amazing because they were legitimatly trying to make a good movie.
Actually in the audio commentary they tell the secret how this movie was made: #1 decided they make quick cash "spoofing" a big movie #2 they discovered some sites (listed in the credits) with stock footage #3 lacking the programming skill they built the scenes to "fit" the stock footage background. They even add in the extras some "left over" scenes to show whatelse they could have included, but they had sooooooo much self-restraint they did not use it XD
I think the ending chase is an out-of-nowhere reference to the ending chase scene from the Blues Brothers where every kind of armed forces is after Jake and Elwood, but it's missing the comedy.
OMG am DYING laughing at this... this... whatever this is LOL Allison missed it (but understandable) - but the "General" is wearing U.S. Army STAFF SERGEANT Chevrons... there's so much wrong with just that scene there aren't enough hours in the day nor bottles of Slivovic to deal with it... Allison... how you kept as straight a face as you DID is... worthy of a Generalship LOL
It is amazing and unbelievable. It is like someone took cutscenes from unreleased videogame from the 1996 and made movie from it. ( not that it wasnt made already!)
Woo wait! This movie is bad but I don't think it's worse that the Room. The two films are on the same planes of suckage. They proudly bring new terms to the word suck.
@@epsilonprimer2493 I think the creator was intentionally shooting for awfullness. I've seen the creator of this film make a better quality film. There are some awful movies that have gained a cult following, thus making them successful. I think awful movie making has now become sort of an artform.
"This is, through and through, pure undiluted laziness!" _That_ is a far better one-sentence summary of this so-called movie than the one that landed on the DVD cover ("This is 'The Room' of superhero movies!").
Do movies like this even count as so bad its good? It's like movies like this are purposefuly bad, it's almost not fair haha to give them that credit. But maybe they don't realize...
At least if it had been made in 1984, they would have had the sense to use way more practical effects and props... you know like a real car, a real dog, a real TABLE!
Imagine this being released in theatres with a huge marketing campaign that showed no footage of the movie and made it out to be like a Marvel blockbuster. excited crowds flock to it on opening night and they watch....this....LMAO
I love how they couldn't even get a pair of treadmills or a rolling greenscreen rig for the scenes where people are walking. It's not hard to stick a greenscreen on the side of a vehicle and drive alongside walking actors...holy fuck.
Okay, I'm legitimately convinced that this movie was some kind of Ponzi Scheme; the filmmakers duped a whole bunch of random people into "producing" this movie, probably getting the budget up to possibly millions of dollars, and then churned out this as one last "F-You" before disappearing with the money.
This was the only thing that could make me feel better during my depression, thanks so much for this pile of junk! xD 21:25 Welcome to Corneria! 19:15 looks like a reference to Stanley Kubrick. A bunch of them. Music, space and satellites are a reference to 2001: A Space Odyssey while the "destroy planets = sex" joke is from Dr. Strangelove. Yes, Dr. Cantlove is a pun on that classic too!.. Context of rockets and tech sexual imagery _there_ was that war = sex for politicians and generals. Here?! It's just an out-of-place Kubrick reference. AND the man who roleplays a general is the "my precious fluids" guy... THIS PIECE OF CRAP IS A PARODY ON STANLEY KUBRICK FILMS. Seriously, just let that sink in.
Finally Neil Breen has approached this level of use of green screen: his latest film, Cade: the tortured crossing, looks like a mix of stock assets and green screen work, with no location shots or proper sets.
When they show the Bulk running away, I can't help but hear "tee hee hee"
I hear Allison's Eddie whiny-cry from her Baywatching reviews.
I was about to comment that I hear some old man tell him he can touch things, and him doing the Kermit "Hurray!", but in a really deep Hulk voice.
Oh gosh 🤣
I'm gonna try to explain the bulk.
simply put, the 237 failed tests were the result of the serum heating up their molecules to the point where they simply could not stand it and vaporized at various frequencies. the test conducted on the plant was successful because plants have much sturdier cells in their bodies, what with vacuoles and cell walls. the bulk's transformation is that the anger causes his body temperature to heat up, making the chemical react with his cells, converting most of his body mass into a body mostly made of a strange colloid that is mostly solid, but still liquid enough to move around in the strange ways that it does. this form allows the bulk to also manipulate his size and state of matter at will, which is how his foot gained scales when he crushed people. the tornado appearing around him when he changes is him vaporizing like the others, but being able to reform back into the bulk or hank howard at will.
in fact, now i wanna make a story involving a hero similar to this description of the bulk's powers, except it doesn't suck.
You son of a bitch... You did it. I'm in.
I salute your effort to explain the stuff no one else is willing to and actually make it cool. God bless you
What are you doing?
@@UltimateThanos being smart
how has this not won every single Oscar ever
That's too unfair to every other thing ever made.
At first, I thought this would be an Asylum movie. But this actually makes Asylum films look good!
this isn't laziness. this is clearly the ravings of a madman set to film.
Maybe General NotVillian was the director.
3:48 Wait, I just noticed, when the gun fired it changed from a handgun into a revolver.
And BACK! They were so lazy they didn't even tint the revolver model to black to fit. Hell, that could be even easily filled in any video editor! xD
I like the fact that when the bulk turns into a "real" man its just the actor who plays Garton painted purple. amazing . keep up the amazing work Alison loving Old Lupa and Movie Nights!
The bald guy has a few acting credits... YES some other people gave him a job... ACTING!
Can you believe it?!
Which bad guy the general or Cant luv?
@@mastermonarch the guy who played the banner character and the director of the film.
When I was a kid my teacher had everyone paint a picture, then we had to use those pictures and try to make a story out of them. It was the most incoherent story I had ever heard, that's what this movie reminds me of.
the bulk runs around like that weird titan from AOT
That's an insult to the Titan
If you can make it through this whole movie without laughing once,you deserve $1,000,000.
I'm going to try to watch it for a second time(the whole movie) wish me luck
Spongebob, where's my MONEEEEY?!
2:37 “A reference is not a joke”
And here already, it is clear that you are funnier, smarter, and more talented than any of the higher-ups at you-know-where.
“A reference is not a joke”
-Everyone, to D*** W*****, upon seeing the script for To Boldly Flee
That the fall from the balcony killed him is made all the more absurd by the fact that he dropped from the helicopter from a higher distance, landing feet first and immediately began running.
I remember this movie. I was hoping it was a fever dream I had. 😆
Thanks Allison!
Someone on tumblr mentioned this movie and then this movie and your review came flooding back in my memory
Wow, I think my shitty college media project looked better than this.
I recall finding this at College and made it my goal to try and make 3D that's better than this movie.
I own this movie solely because of this review and I have absolutely no regrets. Easily one of my favorite OLPs. :D
12:42 Your father Hank was an average fighter, but he was a GENIUS SCIENTIST!
I can always thank Allison for introducing me to many of my favourite so-bad-it's-good films/tv etc. Thanks to her I've seen this in full, and it was well worth it :D
The two cops are such awful actors, like I can't get over how terrible their performance is (even compared to everyone else)! Garton and Tuddle should double team with Lutz and Garner from Witchcraft IMO ;)
That's true actually, though having said that I do think there are varying levels of bad - like sometimes people trying too hard to convey emotions or acting in a really stilted, robotic manner when delivering lines can be far worse and easier to notice (almost like the uncanny valley in a way!).
On the topic of Cinema Snob, he and Allison made arguably my favourite collaboration video from this crowd of reviewers - their review of The Asylum's Sherlock Holmes is terrific!
I also love when the female cop dies, she could have easily ran out of the way of the direction of the car! Most hilarious death scene ever!
Greg Diener ikr 😂
Bulk running is just hilarious. It's like he really needs to pee, but he's holding it in as best as he can.
You know he is a General because he has a Army cap - no cap equals crazy ol' geezer
This movie is a commentary on how Hollywood overuses greenscreen and relies too much on CGI.
I...could actually buy that.
That actually would be convincing.
I feel like the commentary would hold more weight if they showed Hollywood's folly by showing how much better practical effects work over CGI. Instead of just throwing it all in your face.
I thought Jurassic World was a commentary on the overuse of CGI.
you're giving them too much credit. When you read the real making of story, you will see lol.
Wow. The Demoreel episode of the Incredible Hulk was worse than I thought.
Hey! How dare you insult The Amazing Bulk like that?
I feel like everything in this movie was 100% intentional. and that it was meant to be this fucked up so I put it on another level then the room, the room and birdemic were that amazing because they were legitimatly trying to make a good movie.
Actually in the audio commentary they tell the secret how this movie was made:
#1 decided they make quick cash "spoofing" a big movie
#2 they discovered some sites (listed in the credits) with stock footage
#3 lacking the programming skill they built the scenes to "fit" the stock footage background.
They even add in the extras some "left over" scenes to show whatelse they could have included, but they had sooooooo much self-restraint they did not use it XD
“That stock footage is old as shit.” HAHA that made me laugh more than it should have.
This movie never achieved Birdemic levels of legend due to how hard it is to buy on DVD.
My favorite episode from Obscurus Lupa Presents.
Staff Sargent General Evil Dad McTopbutton is one hell of a character.
I'm way behind, but I was wondering if anyone else would notice the rank snafu, lol.
I think the ending chase is an out-of-nowhere reference to the ending chase scene from the Blues Brothers where every kind of armed forces is after Jake and Elwood, but it's missing the comedy.
ITS THE INFRAGGGABLE KRUNK MOVIE
If this is the Infraggable Krunk movie then where are Major Glory and Valhallan?
Krunk was way cooler and less mincing when he ran.
@@alexanderfix3629 Saving them for the inevitable Justice Friends crossover.
OMG am DYING laughing at this... this... whatever this is LOL Allison missed it (but understandable) - but the "General" is wearing U.S. Army STAFF SERGEANT Chevrons... there's so much wrong with just that scene there aren't enough hours in the day nor bottles of Slivovic to deal with it... Allison... how you kept as straight a face as you DID is... worthy of a Generalship LOL
the amazing bulk's run reminds me of a stereotypical gay guy running.
ChaoticGamer aka the fruit walk cycle.
I'm surprised the cast of "Food Fight" didn't make a cameo
FOOD FIGHT IS BETTER THAN THIS
watching this review temporarily cures depression
I love this review. I watch it(and others) whenever I'm depressed. Thank you Allison for highlighting these terrible movies.
That description of The Bulk is spot on. And yes that mincing run of his is comedic gold for days.
You're definitely right that he's not a general. He's wearing staff sergeant pins on his uniform lol
This truly remains one of my favourite movies.
Well, no words can or should describe this
I always recall this movie as "Bonzie Buddy went bananas and killed some people...oh and some random stock footage".
Thank you for re-uploading this!
I laughed so hard I woke my neighbors at "Wait, what the hell is that?"
3:12 The bad guy's gun changes from a semi-auto to a revolver then back to a semi-auto.
No joke, purple is a really good color on you.
Give Comic sans some love !!
Apostolos Christou No. It can go hang with papyrus. And I mean hang.
It is amazing and unbelievable. It is like someone took cutscenes from unreleased videogame from the 1996 and made movie from it. ( not that it wasnt made already!)
This is clearly the next Spy Kids 3D.
..You're right. This does remind of some of the goofy videos I made with friends in school.
We need a Radu review of this!!!
Anyone else think that DR CAN'T LOVE looks like a constipated Dr Otto Octavius🤔😂
Is it ironic or funny that I'm drinking a grape Fanta while watching this?
This is FAAAAAR worse than both Birdemic and Room combined.
Yeah, but it tries to be bad, so it's bad but in a bad way
Woo wait! This movie is bad but I don't think it's worse that the Room. The two films are on the same planes of suckage. They proudly bring new terms to the word suck.
It's because of this movie that I have to give points to any bad movie that at least has actual footage of people walking, against real backgrounds.
@@johnmathius7733 the room is way better than this, for laugh and as a movie,c'mon dude.
When I watched this movie I was totally engrossed because I could not believe everything that I was seeing. The awfullnes just blew me away.
Jay Nukem Hahaa, agreed what were these people thinking!?
@@epsilonprimer2493 I think the creator was intentionally shooting for awfullness. I've seen the creator of this film make a better quality film. There are some awful movies that have gained a cult following, thus making them successful. I think awful movie making has now become sort of an artform.
I would definitely put up signs saying "Top secret government base" imagine how confused anyone who could seriously break into it would be?
"This is, through and through, pure undiluted laziness!" _That_ is a far better one-sentence summary of this so-called movie than the one that landed on the DVD cover ("This is 'The Room' of superhero movies!").
Do movies like this even count as so bad its good? It's like movies like this are purposefuly bad, it's almost not fair haha to give them that credit. But maybe they don't realize...
VideoCop j
It's like old survivor horror games, with prerendered backgrounds lol
“A reference is not a joke” Sadly a certain two of her co-workers didn’t get that message.
Assume I’m stupid, and explain that to me.
I hate dust. It's rough, coarse and it gets everywhere.
The CG Effects in this movie would be ok if it was made in...1984...and this was made in 2010
At least if it had been made in 1984, they would have had the sense to use way more practical effects and props... you know like a real car, a real dog, a real TABLE!
@dancepiglover So sick of CGI! I want to finally see a movie where James Hetfield plays the table.
cocaine's a hell-ah of a drug
15:40 So, does no one else notice this American movie has a sign that spells "checks" as "cheques"?
It's set in England which is why they have a red British phone box.
No comic sans? You're breaking Daddy Derek's heart!
Imagine this being released in theatres with a huge marketing campaign that showed no footage of the movie and made it out to be like a Marvel blockbuster. excited crowds flock to it on opening night and they watch....this....LMAO
"Purple People Eater" Really On A Whole New Meaning!
When the director saw Birdemic it was like when Truffaut saw Citizen Kane
Nice PURPLE tank top, Allison... ;)
So for the film's climax, it turns into Xavier, Renegade Angel?
"Amazing Bulk" my ass. More like Barney gone wrong.
I love how they couldn't even get a pair of treadmills or a rolling greenscreen rig for the scenes where people are walking. It's not hard to stick a greenscreen on the side of a vehicle and drive alongside walking actors...holy fuck.
Did you notice how the background doesn't change, even when the angle changes?
12:50 - holy shit, I just realised, the car looks like the sports car you drive in Outrun...
the bald guy looks a bit like cenk ugur
It's the eyebrows.
I didn't think I would see a TYT reference on a Lupa video, very nice
I was thinking more Tor Johnson myself. xD
THANK YOU FOR REMINDING ME BOUT THIS 1 LOL WOW JUS WOW
WAIT THE GENERAL IS A REAL HUMAN ACTOR
I THOUGH IT WAS CGI
Okay, I'm legitimately convinced that this movie was some kind of Ponzi Scheme; the filmmakers duped a whole bunch of random people into "producing" this movie, probably getting the budget up to possibly millions of dollars, and then churned out this as one last "F-You" before disappearing with the money.
The bulk looks like someone from the weird 3D animations I saw here...😱
so The Asylum had nothing to do with this movie being made?
I only watch this for gecko on a laptop's cameo. Dude is a legit Star.
Generals can be scientist that head up science divisions or they can be desk jockeys from the pentagon with no clue what they're are in charge of ....
holy hell I was laughing at this the whole time. great job!!
One of my favorite OLP review. So much fun to see this again. Please upload Samurai Cop 1
It's in the OLP Playlist, along with every other ep. :)
Found it. Thanks a lot! :D
thumbs up if your school project was better than this.
I was waiting for this to show up.
That purple thing was enough for me x.x
You got Video Brinqueto in my Asylum!
Yeesh, the Bulk looks like what would happen if Thanos swapped powers with Blob...
It all looks like the background of a Barney the Dinosaur episode. The car sequence that is.
I remember watching this on phelous.com.
Holy fuck was it bad.
6:25 its look like if someone tried to recreated Springfield on ms paint
The background reminds me of A live action yugioh TV show on RUclips
This was the only thing that could make me feel better during my depression, thanks so much for this pile of junk! xD 21:25 Welcome to Corneria! 19:15 looks like a reference to Stanley Kubrick. A bunch of them. Music, space and satellites are a reference to 2001: A Space Odyssey while the "destroy planets = sex" joke is from Dr. Strangelove. Yes, Dr. Cantlove is a pun on that classic too!.. Context of rockets and tech sexual imagery _there_ was that war = sex for politicians and generals. Here?! It's just an out-of-place Kubrick reference. AND the man who roleplays a general is the "my precious fluids" guy... THIS PIECE OF CRAP IS A PARODY ON STANLEY KUBRICK FILMS. Seriously, just let that sink in.
Wow makes sense, since on his Wikipedia page it says he became fan of Kubrick after watching 2001:space Odyssey at age 9
blue's clues and bubble guppies can join to kick off a crossover
I guess the falling to death was a reference to the death of the live action TV Hulk?
That is incredible.
the Room is an Oscar winner compared to this waste of time, and energy.
This video is better than the movie lol
Any chance you'll do Jurassic Shark? Same director but somehow even less effort.
explosivooo Jurassic Shark is awful, but, in my opinion, this movie makes it look like an Oscar winning success.
Finally Neil Breen has approached this level of use of green screen: his latest film, Cade: the tortured crossing, looks like a mix of stock assets and green screen work, with no location shots or proper sets.
If this is the stuff they left in, I don't wanna think about what got left out.
This was hilarious!!!😹😹😹❤❤
LMAO!! :D :D :D