GLORYHAMMER - Masters of The Galaxy (Official Lyric Video) | Napalm Records

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  • Опубликовано: 24 авг 2024
  • Get "Legends From Beyond The Galactic Terrorvortex" here: gloryhammer.na...
    The thrilling third chapter of the GLORYHAMMER saga - Truly the greatest power metal album of all time!
    Mighty warriors of the galaxy, the time has come: Gloryhammer have forged their third album! The next thrilling chapter of the heroes around mastermind Christopher Bowes (Alestorm) awaits! The spies of Emperor Zargothrax are everywhere, which is why Legends from Beyond the Galactic Terrorvortex has been secretly recorded in an undisclosed location in the highlands of Scotland with producer Lasse Lammert. Mighty fanfares guide the listener into his journey through the Terrorvortex - and only the bravest warriors will make it out of this maelstrom, clad in triumphant power metal and epic orchestral backgrounds. Could there be a more hypnotizing and beautiful place than the gloriously symphonic ‚Land of Unicorns‘? We doubt it.
    FOR THE ETERNAL GLORY OF DUNDEE!
    #Gloryhammer

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  • @Martin-nc8ko
    @Martin-nc8ko 5 лет назад +4267

    Everyone: Endgames timeline is confusing
    GloryHammer: "Long ago in the distant future"

    • @demonspawnedangel
      @demonspawnedangel 5 лет назад +695

      "But now in the ancient times"

    • @Siathuan
      @Siathuan 5 лет назад +304

      It's like you've never dealt with time travelers, great-grandfather.

    • @nocturnal1995
      @nocturnal1995 5 лет назад +19

      @@demonspawnedangel XD yes

    • @hellsentthe3rd318
      @hellsentthe3rd318 5 лет назад +60

      Everyone: endgame timeline is confusig
      Me: he's new here ?

    • @sengelhard2982
      @sengelhard2982 5 лет назад +132

      On the last album already: In the far and distant future of 1992

  • @SamiSavolainenSamirai
    @SamiSavolainenSamirai 5 лет назад +1338

    " Long ago in the distant future" is such a surreal sentence but still makes sense in Gloryhammer lore :D

    • @LunaVegaPoetry
      @LunaVegaPoetry 5 лет назад +7

      Lol so true

    • @xekon14
      @xekon14 5 лет назад +7

      Sami Savolainen Back to the Future...wait, wrong franchise

    • @lukastanojevic4502
      @lukastanojevic4502 5 лет назад +8

      Mate, im new to the band. So please, tell me all about it

    • @SamiSavolainenSamirai
      @SamiSavolainenSamirai 5 лет назад +74

      @@lukastanojevic4502 Basically the first album was about Angus I, he lived in the year 960 or something. He recruited knights of Crail to help him beat Zargothax. Second album featured Angus Thirteen in year 1992 and the album ended when Angus was sucked back in time to ancient era in another dimension, where the new deathknights of Crail are evil, unlike their other versions in another dimension, long ago in the distant future!

    • @adampauget4611
      @adampauget4611 5 лет назад +5

      yeah it makes sense because I think he want s to say "long ago in the distant future" of our world

  • @thetruegoldenknight
    @thetruegoldenknight 5 лет назад +1045

    I love how the song is literally about "Knights of Evil" and yet the melody sounds like an '80s action cartoon theme song.

    • @DevilMaster
      @DevilMaster 4 года назад +77

      Except that, unlike the 1980s cartoons, this one is sung from the point of view of the bad guys.

    • @thetruegoldenknight
      @thetruegoldenknight 4 года назад +12

      @@DevilMaster Exactly.

    • @mariacarvalho2926
      @mariacarvalho2926 4 года назад +13

      It has a great 90's comic book vibe

    • @Daymond42
      @Daymond42 4 года назад +31

      I kinda want some Deathknights of Crail action figures, y'know...

    • @RavenDeathKnight
      @RavenDeathKnight 3 года назад +3

      So thunder cats but for adults

  • @tomhutchins7495
    @tomhutchins7495 4 года назад +1184

    As an aspiring fantasy fiction writer, I asked a writer friend how one makes a villain convincing, but also epic. I got a link to this and the words: "write something awesome and pretend it makes sense"

    • @johnuferbach9166
      @johnuferbach9166 4 года назад +163

      Thats basicly the whole concept of Gloryhammer right there xD

    • @arx3516
      @arx3516 3 года назад +137

      You first let your imagination run free, then after you made something that sounds and looks awesome, you try to smooth out the inconsistencies and the details that are too silly.

    • @baxterbruce9827
      @baxterbruce9827 3 года назад +78

      @@arx3516 As a DM, can confirm

    • @mar_speedman
      @mar_speedman 3 года назад +7

      Sounds about right

    • @thebarbariansasquatch8108
      @thebarbariansasquatch8108 3 года назад +34

      As a Barbarian Sasquatch, I can say: this checks out.

  • @goldenyak629
    @goldenyak629 5 лет назад +541

    'Long ago in the distant future'
    I love Gloryhammer.

    • @valantisalatsas7249
      @valantisalatsas7249 3 года назад +31

      how about "But now in the ancient times"

    • @rabidchoco1
      @rabidchoco1 2 года назад +8

      We need more B-scifi rock opera like this.

    • @timothypage252
      @timothypage252 Год назад +1

      Loved. The Masters of the Galaxy shall fall to their knees before the Master of the Universe!

    • @lonelystrategos
      @lonelystrategos Год назад +2

      ​@@timothypage252Nah. Gloryhammer is better than ever with Sozos as the vocalist, he's an objectively better singer than Thomas. Album 4 is excellent.

    • @zelliglover2000
      @zelliglover2000 Год назад +3

      time travel is a common theme in gloryhammer

  • @Charronia
    @Charronia 4 года назад +182

    I like that "Mighty indeed!" response. Proletius is absolutely basking in the description he's getting.

    • @darth_dan8886
      @darth_dan8886 Год назад +23

      Also a nice throwback to that previous album

    • @ThePhantomTomo
      @ThePhantomTomo 4 месяца назад +6

      I like how all of the main characters of Gloryhammer has a kind of catchphrase. Proletius always says "Indeed!" Zargothrax always says "And lo!" And the Hootsman always makes sure people knows he is the Hootsman.

  • @khaas9
    @khaas9 3 года назад +479

    Everyone talks about "Long ago in the distant future" but "Stabbed through the HEART with a knife of evil, it infected his BRAIN" gets me so much more.

    • @albertzinger7132
      @albertzinger7132 2 года назад +77

      Makes sence though (in a nonsensical way). Heart pumps blood to the brain, of course it would pump some evil as well.

    • @DevilMaster
      @DevilMaster 2 года назад

      It makes sense. Try injecting mad cow prions into someone's blood stream through their heart. See what happens to their brain.

    • @Brynjar1
      @Brynjar1 2 года назад +11

      What is blood right?

    • @coldfusionwaffles
      @coldfusionwaffles 2 года назад +21

      Didn't Angus mcfife also get mortally wounded with the knife of evil and before he succumbed to evil jumped into a volcano sacrificing himself? Then returned to a universe where the evil wizard had conquered the universe, or am I getting the timeline confused?

    • @DevilMaster
      @DevilMaster 2 года назад +31

      @@coldfusionwaffles The alternate universe thing happened between the second and third album, when the Hootsman detonated the neutron star in his chest to save the universe, which destroyed the Earth and opened a wormhole to another universe. The Hootsman arrived at the moment of the Big Bang, becoming that universe's god. Zargothrax arrived next, conquering Dundee. Angus McFife XIII reached the year 992 of that parallel dimension, where Zargothrax rules.

  • @Skyfire-dy4yw
    @Skyfire-dy4yw 5 лет назад +852

    Me and the boys enslaving Space Dundee

    • @randomnightlord9898
      @randomnightlord9898 5 лет назад +16

      You still in need for one more Lad to help?

    • @shillinhite3911
      @shillinhite3911 4 года назад +12

      *Pretends to be boy so I can help*

    • @Pinksimslady
      @Pinksimslady 4 года назад +7

      Like ya do.

    • @XBullitt16X
      @XBullitt16X 4 года назад +5

      ay yo, can I join you on your quest ? I would like Anti tahlarsic power flowing through my veins too.

  • @galacticyeet2732
    @galacticyeet2732 5 лет назад +544

    Proletius: *Becomes evil and joins Zargothrax*
    Basically Everyone: "You weren't supposed to do that."

    • @priorityordersdiscarded7868
      @priorityordersdiscarded7868 5 лет назад +93

      He was stabbed through the heart with the Knife of Evil; it infected his brain. So, I don't think Ser Proletius had much choice in the matter :(

    • @fallenknight3016
      @fallenknight3016 4 года назад +4

      @@priorityordersdiscarded7868 he is possed?

    • @HappyBeezerStudios
      @HappyBeezerStudios 4 года назад +43

      Yes, with Anti-Telharsic Energy!

    • @mccrizzletg3336
      @mccrizzletg3336 4 года назад +35

      @@fallenknight3016 BLESSED AND POSSESED

    • @fallenknight3016
      @fallenknight3016 4 года назад +5

      @@mccrizzletg3336 blessed there is nothing blessed in this cursed thing

  • @ThisIsPampkin
    @ThisIsPampkin 5 лет назад +514

    “Disney makes the best Villains Songs”
    GH: “KNIGHTS OF EVIL ARISE!!!”

    • @seiler3485
      @seiler3485 4 года назад +16

      That + Universe on Fire

    • @peterlane7128
      @peterlane7128 4 года назад +4

      AriiiiiiiIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSZZZZEEEE

    • @0th_Law
      @0th_Law 3 года назад +1

      @@seiler3485 Universe on Fire is a hero's song.
      "Bring me to the holy raging power where I find my destiny. The universe on fire, you're my guiding light."

    • @TengYt1
      @TengYt1 3 года назад +7

      @@0th_Law Universe on Fire is from Zargothrax's POV

    • @baxterbruce9827
      @baxterbruce9827 3 года назад

      @@TengYt1 Yeah, probably, but who's his guiding light? (I haven't listened to everything yet, but that's always something that felt a smidge out of place in the song)

  • @femoman
    @femoman 5 лет назад +677

    So if that "we are the masters of the galaxy" typography doesn't become a t-shirt design I'll be very disappointed.

    • @LastJames
      @LastJames 5 лет назад +25

      I NEED THIS!

    • @decentdudedisease5418
      @decentdudedisease5418 5 лет назад +27

      I’d buy that in a heartbeat tbh

    • @guyincognito5663
      @guyincognito5663 5 лет назад +30

      Shut up and take my pounds sterling!

    • @JoeStuffz
      @JoeStuffz 5 лет назад +14

      You should see Gloryhammer shirts, especially from their German store.

    • @mikec1222
      @mikec1222 5 лет назад +4

      h o o t s f o r c e

  • @Arto47
    @Arto47 5 лет назад +519

    I really want a music video for "The Fires of Ancient Cosmic Destiny"! Just imagine how damn epic that would be, Nuclear missiles flying, Hootsman-God kicking ass and shooting laserbeams, Angus having epic duel with Zargothrax...it could really be made into a movie!

    • @johnathansanford8206
      @johnathansanford8206 5 лет назад +30

      And imagine the volcano exploding super volcano size on entry

    • @pepodbz
      @pepodbz 5 лет назад +14

      And the Angus death

    • @DoctorSoulll
      @DoctorSoulll 5 лет назад +25

      Don't forget your complimentary Laser-Eyed Unicorns!!

    • @beregondibram2985
      @beregondibram2985 5 лет назад +52

      "Gloryhammer: The movie" or maybe "Angus McFife saga".
      I WANT THAT

    • @DoctorSoulll
      @DoctorSoulll 5 лет назад +6

      @Peter Mamaev Could definitely see that happening. xD

  • @aidenauty9716
    @aidenauty9716 5 лет назад +301

    I'm a simple man, i see a new gloryhammer video and my neighbors get to enjoy a new song with me

    • @CommanderViviax
      @CommanderViviax 5 лет назад +8

      When there's a new Gloryhammer song. Everyone must know!

    • @amymiller4100
      @amymiller4100 5 лет назад +10

      An interesting twist on an overused comment...
      Nice.

    • @Oriansenshi
      @Oriansenshi 5 лет назад +7

      I almost spit out my rice when I read that

    • @Pinksimslady
      @Pinksimslady 4 года назад +3

      Like ya do.

  • @svenjohnson3788
    @svenjohnson3788 5 лет назад +191

    I demand a "Masters of the Galaxy" 80's themed video game now with Gloryhammer doing the entire soundtrack.

    • @silent_shadow6157
      @silent_shadow6157 5 лет назад +24

      Work in progress.
      No Joke, had the Idea some hours ago too.
      And I just started to build an game engine for pixelart games two weeks ago.

    • @galahadgamer5739
      @galahadgamer5739 5 лет назад +8

      @@silent_shadow6157 if you ever make a croudfunding for this, count me in.

    • @silent_shadow6157
      @silent_shadow6157 4 года назад +6

      @@galahadgamer5739 thank you. good idea. : )

    • @DevilMaster
      @DevilMaster 4 года назад +3

      Oh no, not pixel graphics. :-(
      I prefer the Blood Dragon approach, a 3D game with the look of 1980s movies, but all the detail of modern games.

    • @juliomontega2868
      @juliomontega2868 3 года назад

      @@DevilMaster Why not create something like the oldschool "Die by the Sword", and name it "Die by the Wrath of my Hammer"?
      3D Engine, with direct control over the swings of the hammer. ;)

  • @zackburns3720
    @zackburns3720 5 лет назад +102

    I love the history of the knights of crail, fighting with the first Angus mcfife, then becoming the force that protected the entombed zargothrax throughout time until 1920. In this album it shows even zargothrax held either respect for the knights of crail or at least acknowledged their might because he took them and claimed them as his own death knights

    • @Kumquat_Lord
      @Kumquat_Lord 4 года назад +13

      He lost the war and was imprisoned because of the aid of the Knights (and later, space-knights) of Crail, so when he was sent back in time he knew he had to have them on his side.

  • @clevelandohiofan
    @clevelandohiofan 5 лет назад +696

    Tony Stark: greatest sacrifice of our generation
    Angus McFife: hold my hammer

    • @beowar
      @beowar 5 лет назад +56

      Angus sacrificed himself for all of us

    • @ayran9273
      @ayran9273 5 лет назад +13

      F

    • @GigglebunsUV
      @GigglebunsUV 5 лет назад +81

      the hero cannot be defeated, simply by making him die.

    • @matteussilvestre8583
      @matteussilvestre8583 5 лет назад +52

      That's just Angus McFife XIII. Gloryhammer's 4th album will star Angus McFife LXIX.

    • @RegiRuler
      @RegiRuler 5 лет назад +17

      Bro, spoilers. Seriously.

  • @MarkSultanaX2
    @MarkSultanaX2 5 лет назад +1327

    They somehow got cheesier.
    How is this physically possible?

  • @henriquepacheco7473
    @henriquepacheco7473 5 лет назад +279

    Sabaton: We're masters of the world!
    Gloryhammer: Hold my Space Ale.

    • @silent_shadow6157
      @silent_shadow6157 5 лет назад +2

      the King of Wacken
      Hootsman: Hold my Beer

    • @randomnightlord9898
      @randomnightlord9898 5 лет назад

      He-Man: Hold my Grayskull

    • @sephikong8323
      @sephikong8323 5 лет назад +7

      Alestorm : *DiD sOMeoNe sAY aLe ?*

    • @Kostas_Ountsis
      @Kostas_Ountsis 5 лет назад

      First thing that came to my mind

    • @eliabuoncompagni1899
      @eliabuoncompagni1899 5 лет назад +28

      Imagine a Nation whose rulers are the Sabaton, whose church is led by Powerwolf, and whose army is the Hootsforce

  • @insertanynameyouwant5311
    @insertanynameyouwant5311 5 лет назад +346

    Masters of the Universe...no
    Guardians of the Galaxy... no
    Masters of The Galaxy ... yeah sounds fine!

  • @konnosx1213
    @konnosx1213 5 лет назад +2172

    Space Marine : For the God Emperor
    Jedi : For the Republic
    Hootsforce : For that one city in Scotland
    EDIT : Me : For the Likes! Seriously thanks for the likes

    • @CommanderViviax
      @CommanderViviax 5 лет назад +178

      It's Space Dundee. And entire galactic empire.

    • @mh1ultramarine
      @mh1ultramarine 5 лет назад +34

      @Peter Mamaev all that time playing space scotland in endless space and civ BE really paid off

    • @Fenrakk101
      @Fenrakk101 5 лет назад +26

      @@CommanderViviax This is 1000 years ago, there is no galactic empire yet

    • @osmacar5331
      @osmacar5331 5 лет назад +2

      That's in space

    • @CommanderViviax
      @CommanderViviax 5 лет назад +31

      @@Fenrakk101 It doesn't matter. They have space ships. And space nuclear submarines. And nuclear missiles. They're at the technology level of the second album but the date of the first. It's a alternate reality.

  • @proterioxmbw4100
    @proterioxmbw4100 5 лет назад +417

    Gloryhammer don't just play powermetal. They just invented a new genre: Galactic Fiction Metal.

    • @sweetjohnson3129
      @sweetjohnson3129 5 лет назад +23

      galactic fiction metal? seems like my favorite type of music ☆_☆

    • @Pinksimslady
      @Pinksimslady 4 года назад +21

      D&D metal.

    • @Aquanet200
      @Aquanet200 4 года назад +6

      Shagun Shah I mean they add a title every album first album well show it’s metal , second take it to space and the third take it to another dimension

    • @LiveErrors
      @LiveErrors 4 года назад

      i dont know if space fantasy is a new genre or not

    • @user-ze6dx5bl5w
      @user-ze6dx5bl5w 3 года назад +1

      HMKids, Stringstorm and another WH40K-metal singers/bands: So you chose death.

  • @PhoenixKnight777
    @PhoenixKnight777 11 месяцев назад +16

    At 3:00, Proletius calls the Death Knights to battle after being commanded to slaughter more peasants. This implies that he expects said peasants to provide enough of a challenge for it to be a battle and not a massacre

  • @AnthroFiend
    @AnthroFiend 5 лет назад +154

    Angus: (throws dust in eyes of Knights of Evil)
    Knights of Evil: OUR EYES!!!!

    • @mccrizzletg3336
      @mccrizzletg3336 5 лет назад +2

      Omfg I didn’t get it the first time, but then... oh god that’s so funny

    • @AnthroFiend
      @AnthroFiend 5 лет назад

      I'm glad someone appreciates my dumb sense of humor.

    • @House_of_Caine
      @House_of_Caine 5 лет назад +3

      @@AnthroFiend *facepalm, an epic, glöriöus facepalm*

    • @viktormatilcak25
      @viktormatilcak25 5 лет назад +1

      I dont get it pls someone explain it pls :D

    • @AnthroFiend
      @AnthroFiend 5 лет назад +7

      Knights of Evil, Arise! Sounds like "Knights of Evil: OUR EYES!!!"

  • @LunaVegaPoetry
    @LunaVegaPoetry 5 лет назад +62

    We saw them in Chicago. They are perfect live. Everything about the performance was legendary. Seriously. Go see them if you can. Best live show I have ever seen.

    • @madpolitico
      @madpolitico 5 лет назад +1

      I was able to see them last September with Alestorm (makes sense, of course), and it was absolutely glorious!

    • @stephenallange373
      @stephenallange373 5 лет назад

      We were there too. The crowd rush to the stage was crazy exhilarating when Siege if Dunkeld opened. Amazing crowd and energy. If you saw the banana, that was my son!

    • @Rubbish_
      @Rubbish_ 6 месяцев назад

      Gonna go see them in Chicago in a couple of months. They got me into metal and are my back patch so I’m incredibly excited.

  • @johnchristianson515
    @johnchristianson515 5 лет назад +392

    It's like they fed a ton of war hammer 40k books to a AI and had it generate awesome lyrics, applied it to a great metal score, and then got Thor Ragnarok's art director to do the videos

    • @97marin
      @97marin 3 года назад +13

      This might be the most accurate GH yet 🤣

    • @vikingsoftomorrow4038
      @vikingsoftomorrow4038 3 года назад +15

      Throw in some LoTR as well and you got it

    • @TheSlamburger
      @TheSlamburger 3 года назад +10

      Also, He-Man.

    • @connorhudock1950
      @connorhudock1950 3 года назад +4

      @@vikingsoftomorrow4038 to a certain extent feeding both Warhammer and LOTR is a little redundant

    • @jdprettynails
      @jdprettynails 2 года назад +2

      @@connorhudock1950 Not if it's Warhammer 40K. That's where the sci-fi-space-fantasy aspect comes in.

  • @thegamerator10
    @thegamerator10 5 лет назад +259

    Album 1: "Knights of Crail"
    Album 2: "Spaceknights of Crail"
    Album 3: "Deathknights of Crail"
    Album 4: "Epicknights of Crail"

    • @nicholasfallbrook9810
      @nicholasfallbrook9810 4 года назад +28

      The next album is supposed to be in 1022, so maybe they'll be the Frostknights of Crail since they're guarding the frozen Zargothrax.

    • @valantisalatsas7249
      @valantisalatsas7249 3 года назад +5

      makes sense though, they were knights, then they went to space, then they turned evil

    • @datonecommieirongear2020
      @datonecommieirongear2020 3 года назад +6

      @@valantisalatsas7249 Actually the evil ones are in a alternate reality that zarg and angus fell into. Zarg arrived much sooner soo he had nobody to stop him and corrupted the knight.

    • @valantisalatsas7249
      @valantisalatsas7249 3 года назад

      @@datonecommieirongear2020 yeah, but iirc the other dimention's spaceknights of crail are dead with only one survivor, so they don't really exist anymore

    • @toainsully
      @toainsully 3 года назад

      On the last song of the 3rd album, there seemed to be some morse code. I assume it might be a Soviet satellite

  • @lavacore92
    @lavacore92 5 лет назад +470

    Nooo Proletius, you were supposed to destroy Zargothrax not join him!

    • @gellax111
      @gellax111 5 лет назад +72

      You have become the very thing you swore to destroy!

    • @mattheus4443
      @mattheus4443 5 лет назад +68

      That's not a story the Deathknights of Crail would tell you.

    • @LuxBellator92
      @LuxBellator92 5 лет назад +36

      In my mind, the Knights of CRAIL are evil!

    • @xXDragonWarrior3872Xx
      @xXDragonWarrior3872Xx 5 лет назад +16

      Dat knife of evil.

    • @caim4611
      @caim4611 5 лет назад +8

      The knife of evil cortupted him

  • @stranger__4956
    @stranger__4956 5 лет назад +44

    "The destroyers of reality" - the very essence of Gloryhammer.

  • @DuchDude
    @DuchDude 5 лет назад +27

    4:18 that last 'ARISE' man... I just can't get enough of the singer's voice

  • @thisuserhasaname
    @thisuserhasaname 5 лет назад +80

    So the official CD booklet says that the Hammer of Glory, the Knife of Evil and the Vorpal Laserblaster of Pittenweem are the three relics of the ancient Starlords, first mentioned in Legend of the Astral Hammer.
    But I always thought the other two were the steel dragon and the Amulet of Justice, and that Angus the First beat Zargothrax with all of them together!
    Looks like there is still much more lore to unearth.

  • @wesleythomas7125
    @wesleythomas7125 Год назад +10

    "Antitellharsic" is a kind of algebra. Proleteus' evil magic comes from knowing advanced mathematics.

  • @DemonMankeyMan
    @DemonMankeyMan 5 лет назад +69

    I have discovered and in less than 5 minutes been convinced.
    To The Shop!

    • @YamsBont
      @YamsBont 5 лет назад +1

      You have wasted your life

  • @FRAAANKYSUUUPER
    @FRAAANKYSUUUPER 5 лет назад +52

    2:58 It says "death knights of Crail" but I'm totally hearing "death Lords"... So I'm going with neither now, now it's "Dreadnoughts of kale"

    • @monsterfurby
      @monsterfurby 4 года назад +5

      If I ever end up founding a band called Superfood Battleship, that's gonna be the first album (or spin-off band).

    • @tommasopilleri1981
      @tommasopilleri1981 3 года назад

      was Deathforce, for me...

    • @FRAAANKYSUUUPER
      @FRAAANKYSUUUPER 3 года назад

      Deaf clords of hail.

  • @Emil_Stoltz
    @Emil_Stoltz 5 лет назад +14

    Far to the east, an army of evil is rising
    (Deathknights of Crail)
    Under the spell of sorcerer's twisted design
    (To darkness we hail)
    With their blades of black fire they enslave the land
    Obeying their master’s will
    The force of their terror no mortal can stand
    (Knights of evil, kill)
    [Pre-Chorus]
    Long ago in the distant future, they were a force for the light
    But now in the ancient times, they slaughter peasants by night
    [Chorus]
    We are the masters of the galaxy
    We're the lords of Space Dundee
    The destroyers of reality
    On a quest for all eternity
    We're the masters of the galaxy
    We’re the lords of Space Dundee
    The destroyers of reality
    Knights of evil, arise
    [Verse 2]
    Leading the charge is the mightiest scion of evil
    (Mighty indeed)
    Proletius his name, grandmaster of death and decay
    (Worship or bleed)
    In another dimension he fought for the king
    And the glory of all Dundee
    Now corrupted by darkness, he kills everything
    Mwah-hahaha
    Stabbed through the heart with the Knife of Evil, it infected his brain
    Anti-Telharsic power now flowing through his veins
    [Chorus]
    We are the masters of the galaxy
    We're the lords of Space Dundee
    The destroyers of reality
    On a quest that's never ending
    We're the masters of the galaxy
    We're the lords of Space Dundee
    The destroyers of reality
    Knights of evil, arise
    [Bridge: Lord Zargothrax & Grand Master Proletius]
    Grand Master Proletius! Dispatch your Knights of Evil to slaughter more peasants in Auchtermuchty!
    As you command, Lord Zargothrax. Deathknights of Crail, to battle!
    [Guitar solo]
    [Chorus]
    We are the masters of the galaxy
    We're the lords of Space Dundee
    The destroyers of reality
    On a quest for all eternity
    We're the masters of the galaxy
    We're the lords of Space Dundee
    The destroyers of reality
    Knights of evil, arise

  • @gabrielebacciali5510
    @gabrielebacciali5510 3 года назад +70

    With Angus out of Gloryhammer, galaxy is in real danger now. Damn Zargothrax, he did it.

    • @gabrielboi3465
      @gabrielboi3465 2 года назад +2

      Spero che possa rimanere all' altezza. Che Hoots ce la mandi buona.

    • @gabrielebacciali5510
      @gabrielebacciali5510 2 года назад +2

      @@gabrielboi3465 Speriamo bene🤞🏻

    • @the11382
      @the11382 2 года назад +8

      Maybe hypothetically his son will take over? Angus mcsix sounds like the right kind of cheese to me.

    • @matildeyamamoto9363
      @matildeyamamoto9363 2 года назад +1

      @@gabrielboi3465 Ma ho visto che Thomas Winkler sta facendo qualche altra cosa. Non so, MAGARI ERA TUTTO PROGRAMMATO SIN DALL'INIZIO

    • @comedyaddict123
      @comedyaddict123 2 года назад

      TL;DR there were "racist" jokes made in the lads gc
      Winkler, didn't like it so complained & potentially is the guy who then leaked these.
      The group didn't want him after that.

  • @reetta1779
    @reetta1779 5 лет назад +132

    Definitely one of my favourites on the album! And love the design of the video, it's so 1980's :)

    • @Pordrack
      @Pordrack 5 лет назад +4

      The aesthetic is good, and I like this kind of look, but it's not really 80's for me, I rarely see this neon grid things in 80's, I only see it in art that want to replicate the 80's. ( I don't know if I'm clear, english is not my native language and I'm currently struggling to express this opinion)

    • @reetta1779
      @reetta1779 5 лет назад +5

      @@Pordrack I understand your point, this kind of neon grids are used probably more nowadays, as an element reminding of the 1980's aesthetics, in order to arise nostalgic feelings. However, there are 1980's movies in which that kind of grid was used, for example Tron, The Black Hole and Star Wars even (when Luke destroyed the Death Star).

    • @insertanynameyouwant5311
      @insertanynameyouwant5311 5 лет назад +2

      @@Pordrack agree. The only neon thing from 80s coming to my mind is Tron, and that`s it.

    • @GuitarGuy057
      @GuitarGuy057 5 лет назад +1

      You weren't alive in the 80's, I'm guessing.

    • @reetta1779
      @reetta1779 5 лет назад

      @@GuitarGuy057 Who do you mean? At least I was.

  • @cukincharts2225
    @cukincharts2225 5 лет назад +179

    "Leading the charge is the cheesiest metal band... CHEESY INDEED"

    • @Ashurman666
      @Ashurman666 5 лет назад +16

      Gloryhammer their name, grandmasters of fantasy high
      YOU WILL SING OUR SONGS!

  • @DedeDede-bg2pm
    @DedeDede-bg2pm 3 года назад +46

    Surprisely, the story created by gloryhammer is more aceptable then cinematic DC Universe...

  • @rosivagyok
    @rosivagyok 4 года назад +72

    Average person: "Infinity War was the most ambitous crossover."
    Me, an intellectual: "PowerWolf and Gloryhammer universe crossover."

    • @Mannchini
      @Mannchini 4 года назад +3

      Add Victorius and Twilight Force to that mix!

    • @Mister.madman
      @Mister.madman 4 года назад +1

      And ghost

    • @Deus0tiosus
      @Deus0tiosus 4 года назад +1

      They actually toured together last year.

    • @VergosChannel
      @VergosChannel 4 года назад +1

      @@Deus0tiosus who toured together?

    • @cheez-itman2784
      @cheez-itman2784 4 года назад +3

      And sabaton and rapsody of fire and dragonforce

  • @Silent_Library
    @Silent_Library 5 лет назад +31

    So pumped to see you guys Live this Saturday. HOOTS from Phoenix!

  • @anderskorsback4104
    @anderskorsback4104 2 года назад +92

    If I ever see Gloryhammer live and they play this, I'm going to stand there with a sign saying PEASANT LIVES MATTER

  • @ZephyrusMapping
    @ZephyrusMapping 5 лет назад +48

    Oh no! The Hammer of Glory has no effect, and the Knights of Crail have fallen to evil, what is Angus going to do now?!

    • @joeja
      @joeja 5 лет назад +12

      Take the Hammer and hit them harder. Probably.

    • @CommanderViviax
      @CommanderViviax 5 лет назад +22

      Fly into space and charge up to Hammer Of Glory from the Black Sun. With a Legendery Enchanted Jetpack. As epically as possible.

    • @MM-hd6xo
      @MM-hd6xo 5 лет назад +1

      Slaugther peasants by night!

    • @zakswordman-vlog5582
      @zakswordman-vlog5582 5 лет назад +6

      "From the heavens
      Comes a hero
      Mighty Hootsman!"
      Hmm... Not everything's lost, I think.

    • @briang.2218
      @briang.2218 5 лет назад +7

      @@CommanderViviax I love how this indeed is actually what he does.

  • @funkynosejob
    @funkynosejob 2 года назад +6

    Love how prolethius uses his posh phone voice when speaking to xargothrax.

  • @YugiSupersaiyan
    @YugiSupersaiyan 5 лет назад +16

    Just imagine the Knights of Crail performing dance choreography during the song.

    • @samuelbarnes4976
      @samuelbarnes4976 3 года назад +1

      I KNEW I WASNT THE ONLY ONE WHO IMAGINED THEM DOING THAT!
      In fact I also imagine that that get bummed out when xargotthrax makes them kill an entire village but when there done and are allowed to go back to dance choreography they get excited again

    • @zt2cans82
      @zt2cans82 Год назад

      so the Ginyu force?

  • @Dream_Mind
    @Dream_Mind 9 месяцев назад +3

    Sabaton: Masters of the world
    Gloryhammer:
    Seriously, we need a mashup of both Songs!

  • @jeremieherard2166
    @jeremieherard2166 5 лет назад +57

    me: *sees a new GH song
    "Oh boi ! Here we go again !"
    As cheesy as always: We love it !

  • @SephTheHuntress
    @SephTheHuntress Год назад +4

    Anyone else giggle when Proletius orders "Deathknights of Crail! To battle!!" ?

  • @jax1670
    @jax1670 5 лет назад +488

    [insert drake meme no] Avengers
    [insert drake meme yes] Hootsforce

  • @nicholas2198
    @nicholas2198 4 года назад +38

    I love how this song proves that there's not only regular Dundee but that there's also SPACE Dundee 😂😂😂

  • @christopherbuckenhamphotog368
    @christopherbuckenhamphotog368 4 года назад +12

    love listening to gloryhammer while painting warhammer

  • @xlebdehook
    @xlebdehook 5 лет назад +45

    FOR THE EMPEROR oh not this pardon....mgh FOR THE SPACE DUNDEE!!!

  • @ggg35021
    @ggg35021 Год назад +12

    glory left my hammer

  • @itsyaboycactus6096
    @itsyaboycactus6096 5 лет назад +6

    Zargothrax will be the name of my firstborn

  • @Abyss_Watcher
    @Abyss_Watcher 2 года назад +4

    The more I listen, the more this band reminds me of old Warhammer 40k/Warhammer Fantasy. And honestly, I'm all for it.

  • @feuerklinge9004
    @feuerklinge9004 Год назад +20

    Master of the Galaxy? Puh...
    Now theres the Master of the Universe!

  • @ryonatimefun7814
    @ryonatimefun7814 11 месяцев назад +3

    I want this to become a legitimate show

  • @MouseGoat
    @MouseGoat 3 года назад +13

    Gloryhammer have proved to me that: it dosent matter how cheesy somting is, Once you shout it out pasion over a epic gitar play it will sound cool.
    much love to this band.

  • @commandantkrieg3467
    @commandantkrieg3467 4 года назад +7

    I love how almost every song in gloryhammer’s universe can be somehow connected to a bit of 40k, for instance, knife of evil can be the sword that Horus got stabbed with that caused him to need the thing on davin that made him turn to chaos

  • @gammaraider
    @gammaraider 4 года назад +6

    I looked Auchtermuchty up on street view... It's horrible, only things left standing are a few old houses and a cow shed. Curse you Lord Proletheus and your Knights of Evil! Dundee never forgets!!
    IN HOOTS WE TRUST

  • @McMetalBro
    @McMetalBro 5 лет назад +12

    PSA:
    this song just kicks ass
    that is all
    thank you for coming to my TED talk

  • @tannernewbanks5961
    @tannernewbanks5961 2 года назад +5

    This song seems so 30k. Seriously, it’s like an odd recreation of Horus’s fall to chaos.

    • @derschattenkaiser4187
      @derschattenkaiser4187 2 года назад

      do you mean 40K?

    • @tannernewbanks5961
      @tannernewbanks5961 2 года назад +2

      @@derschattenkaiser4187 Well, yeah, but in the 30k timeline. When Horus fell to Chaos and the Heresy began.

  • @LordSaracon
    @LordSaracon 7 месяцев назад +1

    I love how at 3:19 if you listen to the background, you can hear the Hail to Crail motif playing, really shows the attention to detail

  • @tathemrelag3123
    @tathemrelag3123 4 года назад +5

    Any Gloryhammer fan who plays Stellaris is contractually obligated to make two custom nations called the Kingdom of Fife and the Empire of Space Dundee.

    • @freedantheeternal
      @freedantheeternal 4 года назад

      So I'm assuming Kingdom of Fife will be Militaristic Xenophiles, so as AI they become Honorbound Warriors and essentially galactic defenders and peacekeepers, while Empire of Space Dundee should be whatever combination makes Fanatic Purifiers.

    • @Bestjamesbond
      @Bestjamesbond 2 месяца назад

      This is next level thinking

  • @teenwolf989
    @teenwolf989 5 лет назад +40

    You: Guardians of The Galaxy
    I, an intellectual: Masters Of The Galaxy

  • @fakekyromaru
    @fakekyromaru Год назад +26

    Now Angus Mcfife has become Angus McSix and has become the Master of the Universe!

    • @saulekaravirs6585
      @saulekaravirs6585 Год назад +6

      I do wonder what happened to the first 4 Angus's.
      I can't be the only one. One, Two, Three, Four, Fife, SIX.

  • @lyreangelelbridget9162
    @lyreangelelbridget9162 Год назад +3

    Never imagined massacre of peasants can sound so badass.

  • @shotahunter
    @shotahunter 5 лет назад +13

    That video looks like Kung Fury's gonna surf time in the background... fantastic song, one of my favorites from an amazing album!

    • @theS2B1S
      @theS2B1S 5 лет назад +5

      You're about to hack time! Are you sure?
      YES| NO

    • @ClawCarver
      @ClawCarver 5 лет назад +1

      That explains the laser raptor.

  • @tristangreenlee9272
    @tristangreenlee9272 Год назад +3

    Missed opportunity to call this "Victorious Evil Warfare"

  • @ColdBlazze
    @ColdBlazze 5 лет назад +18

    12 inch media: Okay so we searched for orcs. We found draenorian orcs from WoW,
    greenskins from Warhammer and urukhai from LotR.
    So which kind of orc do you want?
    Gloryhammer: Yes.

    • @trebah662
      @trebah662 5 лет назад

      By draenorian orcs do you mean Mag'Har orcs?

    • @ColdBlazze
      @ColdBlazze 5 лет назад

      @@trebah662 i assume you stopped playing wow after TBC, cause Mag'Har is a clan of orcs, which is located in Draenor (or Outlands atm)

    • @trebah662
      @trebah662 5 лет назад

      @@ColdBlazze yes, but you said "Draenorian orcs" which isn't a descriptor I've ever heard before. Would be like called humans "earthian humans", they are just humans even if some have been to the moon.
      I was just wondering if you were confusing that with uncorrupted orcs, most likely Mag'Har or AU orcs.

    • @trebah662
      @trebah662 5 лет назад

      @@ColdBlazze also I would point out that the Mag'Har aren't a single clan.

    • @ColdBlazze
      @ColdBlazze 5 лет назад

      @@trebah662 well, there are orcs that originate from Draenor, but there are also orcs that are born raised and native on earth. in basic biology a species which lives under new circumstances can be considered new species or at least sub species.

  • @databloom70
    @databloom70 5 лет назад +7

    Great video! The chorus has such a 70s/80s ring to it - I love it. Definitely a stand out song on the album. Well done Gloryhammer; well done Napalm.

  • @goblinslayer310
    @goblinslayer310 5 лет назад +18

    After this long, they should have two-handed on 100 legendary. Not joking.

    • @LunaVegaPoetry
      @LunaVegaPoetry 5 лет назад +3

      Kinda took an arrow to the knee at the end of the album though... ;)

  • @Seven-vu3md
    @Seven-vu3md Год назад +4

    As a fantasy/science fiction writer these songs give me such inspiration

  • @jolly9966
    @jolly9966 4 года назад +12

    This is cheesier than all the sharknados combined
    AND I FUCKING LOVE IT!!!

    • @UnderlordZ
      @UnderlordZ 4 года назад

      This is cheesier than WISCONSIN, and it is GLORIOUS!

  • @wickederebus
    @wickederebus Год назад +2

    I can't wait for the Zargotrax + !Evil Angus vs all the other hood guys album

  • @sergiogp12
    @sergiogp12 5 лет назад +124

    Was hoping to see art of the Galaxy knights or deathknights of crail, only goblins/orks unfortunately.

    • @DaPsychocat
      @DaPsychocat 5 лет назад +6

      the orks are the deathknights of Crail I think

    • @helloween9342
      @helloween9342 5 лет назад +2

      @@DaPsychocat they are

    • @sergiogp12
      @sergiogp12 5 лет назад +16

      @@DaPsychocat they are really poorly equiped for "knights", and no eagles

    • @EXDaniel
      @EXDaniel 5 лет назад +2

      I think the orks should be wearing space suits

    • @marcjuu
      @marcjuu 5 лет назад +4

      i highly encourage you and anyone else who agrees to illustrate what you think that the deathknights of crail should look like :3

  • @alx_p_
    @alx_p_ 4 года назад +4

    Wow ! Power Metal Retro Synth Waver... I wasn't ready for that but god ! This is so cool !

  • @bocktordaytona5656
    @bocktordaytona5656 3 года назад +5

    40K in a nutshell: "long ago in the distant future" "we are the Masters of the galaxy"

  • @CastleShield
    @CastleShield 2 года назад +5

    when you do medieval sci-fi warcraft power metal of dundee

    • @thatfrog05
      @thatfrog05 Год назад +1

      You just described Warhammer

  • @sumeetagrawal9708
    @sumeetagrawal9708 5 лет назад +7

    This HAS to be in the next guardians of the galaxy movie

  • @MDMetal
    @MDMetal 5 лет назад +8

    The Who: "We made the greatest rock opera ever!"
    Tobias Sammet: "I wrote the greatest Metal Opera of All Time!"
    Christopher Bowes: "Hold my ale, my hammer, and my space submarine."

    • @unnoticed4571
      @unnoticed4571 5 лет назад +1

      How would you hold a space submarine?
      I'd imagine that there's a few people who can hold it up, like the Hootsman and Angus, but still.
      It's not even a space submarine either! It's just a submarine that flies! After all, this song and the others in this album are set 1000 years in the past. Dundee hasn't started ruling the galaxy yet.

    • @MDMetal
      @MDMetal 5 лет назад

      +Unnoticed "Long ago, in the distant future." - Actual lyric from this song. The moral here? NEVER try to make Gloryhammer fit in with any kind of logic. That ruins all the wacky fun! 🖖😎🍺

    • @unnoticed4571
      @unnoticed4571 5 лет назад

      @@MDMetal
      Eh.
      I'm one of the lore fanatics who dissects everything apart of it, and tries to apply it to modern science for fun.
      My idea of fun, but hey, you do you.

    • @MDMetal
      @MDMetal 5 лет назад

      +Unnoticed "Down that path, madness lies." I empathize. I tried that with Gloryhammer too, but then I had to quit smoking again. Then I embraced the epic chaotic cheese that Christopher Bowes has given us, and I feel much better for it. I suggest you do the same, if only for your own sanity. 🖖😎🍺

    • @unnoticed4571
      @unnoticed4571 5 лет назад

      @@MDMetal
      You think I've only tried it with Gloryhammer?
      Nah. I've done it to every fantasy thing you can think of.
      I've done anime, I've done novels, and I've done songs and fantasy bands like Gloryhammer.
      Most of which I've done successfully. There's a few of them which I'm still working on, like Fate/Stay Night, but for the most part, I'm used to this.
      Granted, most of it is full of hypotheses and theories yet to be proven, but the point still stands.
      Besides, there's a sense of satisfaction in breaking apart fandoms founded upon magic and such. The satisfaction of finally cracking a puzzle you've discovered.

  • @labrujaentertainment3912
    @labrujaentertainment3912 5 лет назад +16

    this band need turn a movie

    • @aethelwyrnblack4918
      @aethelwyrnblack4918 4 года назад +1

      An epic trilogy

    • @HALberdier17
      @HALberdier17 4 года назад +2

      I would rather 2D animated series.
      You can do stuff Animated that is impossible in Live Action.
      Though I would settle for a Graphic Novel.

  • @torgranael
    @torgranael 2 года назад +1

    My discovery of Gloryhammer, and the release of D&D 5e Spelljammer within the same month cannot be a coincidence. If I don't get a bard yelling this while a wizard rides into battle on a giant space hamster belting Universe On Fire, I may be slightly disappointed.

  • @challenger9520
    @challenger9520 3 года назад +8

    Napalm Records: Sorry there's just too many bands that sound like Iron Maiden we can't sign you.
    Gloryhammer: What about Iron Maiden... IN SPACE
    Napalm Records: Shut up and SIGN!!!

    • @torgranael
      @torgranael 2 года назад

      I was confused by the jokes of Napalm Records' crack addiction. Between Gloryhammer, Alestorm, Rumahoy, and Feuerschwanz, I think I'm getting the idea.

  • @raquskane4002
    @raquskane4002 5 лет назад +5

    everyone needs some GLORYHAMMER everyday

  • @marcelluswallas4861
    @marcelluswallas4861 5 лет назад +19

    Demons : we are the masters of the galaxy !
    Doomslayer : hold my gun.

  • @spoogemop
    @spoogemop 5 лет назад +20

    Anti-Telharsic? Should we write that down in our books now?

    • @Grizzly01
      @Grizzly01 5 лет назад +2

      Harfatum Septomin

    • @mccrizzletg3336
      @mccrizzletg3336 5 лет назад

      Ok I finally see someone mention these words, so I want to ask you one question: what the hell does it means - “anti-telharsic”?
      Btw, I need it ‘cause I’m translating this song to my native language and I have no idea how to translate this pls help me

    • @spoogemop
      @spoogemop 5 лет назад +6

      @@mccrizzletg3336 It isn't a real word.
      It was invented by a TV show who were satirising bad children's educational TV programs. In the fake program, it's part of an acronym for MATHS - Mathematical Anti-Telharsic Harfatum Septum. It's a nonsense word. You can leave it exactly as it is - it will carry the same meaning in any language. i,e, none.
      Hope that's useful.

    • @mccrizzletg3336
      @mccrizzletg3336 5 лет назад

      spoogemop yeah, that’s helpful, thanks!

    • @nyeti7759
      @nyeti7759 4 года назад

      I only just clocked this and I'm kicking myself for not spotting it sooner

  • @Yuraschannel737
    @Yuraschannel737 5 лет назад +7

    Sabaton: hold my winged hussar
    Gloryhammer: we are the masters of the galaxy hold this hammer you boi

    • @napalmblast6550
      @napalmblast6550 5 лет назад +2

      Sabaton: masters of the world
      Gloryhammer: masters of the galaxy

  • @Mattsson951
    @Mattsson951 5 лет назад +6

    Guardians of the galaxy needs to see this asap

  • @FeeFeeFee4
    @FeeFeeFee4 5 лет назад +11

    This new album is the bomb

    • @Angus-McFife-2nd
      @Angus-McFife-2nd 5 лет назад +1

      I'm going too!!! London!!!

    • @Grizzly01
      @Grizzly01 5 лет назад +1

      @@Angus-McFife-2nd Me too! It'll be epic

    • @Angus-McFife-2nd
      @Angus-McFife-2nd 5 лет назад

      @@Grizzly01 princess of wales pub just across the road! Pre gig drinks

    • @Grizzly01
      @Grizzly01 5 лет назад +1

      @@Angus-McFife-2nd Looks like a good boozer

    • @Angus-McFife-2nd
      @Angus-McFife-2nd 5 лет назад

      @@Grizzly01 Yep, nice and easy before the gig. I used to work there once upon a time lol

  • @lunasrealityshelter7998
    @lunasrealityshelter7998 3 года назад +2

    One more for the apocalypse playlist.

  • @thelqualomee1040
    @thelqualomee1040 3 года назад +3

    3:18 - 3:31 is the best damn solo ive ever heard in my life. i wish it was longer

  • @AndyKazama2
    @AndyKazama2 5 лет назад +4

    A definite stand out on the album. I was singing this one for days.

  • @user-wk2vq9no4q
    @user-wk2vq9no4q 5 лет назад +14

    Death knights of Crail to battle!

  • @ruslankrechetov9834
    @ruslankrechetov9834 2 года назад +2

    Epic song!

  • @TheMissingTexture
    @TheMissingTexture 3 года назад +2

    I'm sure the chaos Marines would love this

  • @markussnyman8695
    @markussnyman8695 5 лет назад +5

    Something about this band make me feel good. :)

  • @SataniSactify
    @SataniSactify 5 лет назад +4

    It gets better and better for each song they release.

  • @aliasha806
    @aliasha806 Месяц назад +1

    "How much dopamine can you put into a 2 and a half minite song?" "Yes."

  • @shad2854
    @shad2854 5 лет назад +1

    One of my favorite songs on the album so glad it got one of these napalm record lyric videos!!

  • @thomaspunt2646
    @thomaspunt2646 5 лет назад +12

    Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 with Thor looks amazing.