The fact that they’re not listening to the game and shouting “slob my knob” is made all the more hilarious by the fact that the woman is reporting her son missing and then is heartbroken when Robocop tells her her son was found dead a few hours ago lol
Chris, Tomar, Lyle & Zach are AI subroutines in Robocop’s brain that allow him to disregard things that would get in his way, like empathy, manners & self control
Tomar's been tweeting that he dreams of becoming a Terminator-like being that can kill anything and anyone without consequence for like five years now. No surprise.
The idea that Robocop isn't messed up due to the background story but because he has Chris, Lyle (sorry Lyle yes I forgot you yes I'm not used to counting to 4 anymore with you guys) Tomar and Zach in his head is way too funny for me, especially when he's really 'okay' in some cutscenes and then suddenly gets possessed into walking around drunk sniffing people and getting "Stinky Situation" displayed on his HUD.
I love that they even added the part where whenever he drives his car out of the garage it fucking scrapes the pavement. How the fuck is this the same team that made that god awful rambo rail shooter?
Because these guys actually learned and improved from mistakes from past projects. Unlike other choders in the industry they actually have passion for the games they work on and the adapted property its based on at the same time
@@BenScrannagewas about to say, this kind of seems more like a passion project/labor of love unlike most companies who license IP's and churn out games.
Chris kinda got laughed off for this (nothing serious), but I agree that the devs nailed the look of this game. There's a level of polish that should be standard for this new generation without the graphics, or more accurately, the art direction, going overboard (looking at you, Horizon).
Fun Fact: During filming of Robocop (1987), The Robocop suit was so hot and heavy that Peter Weller was losing 3 lbs a day from water loss. Eventually, an air conditioner was installed in the suit.
I watched the first robocop movie after the first video and holy shit, it was one of the best action movies i have ever seen. the first robocop made me realize how low the standard for movies has gotten.
Yes. And although Robocop is by no means "high cinematic art", it is an excellent movie. Makes basically everything from the last 15 years look like trash.
i remember that airline story zack was talking about! this guy would take like - two to three flights a week and the airline companies were looking for a way to screw him out of this 'investment' he'd made with them - and they got him on something weird like he'd taken someone with him at one point so they voided his lifetime pass. honestly the airline who did it was genuinely so scummy
“Chris O’Neil… We finally meet! I’ll destroy you and your little group of butt buddies for what you did to my father… Roach Dawg Sr. will be AVENGED!!!”
I personally love when my favorite youtubers hire 30 people who all eventually commit crimes against them or start crazy drama that ruins the youtubers' reputations :)
I tried focusing on the dialogue in the cutscenes while tuning out the boys having their funny jokes and hypotheticals and that caused me tremendous psychological pain.
Gotta be careful, trying to tune them out could just make it subliminal, and then you wake up one night two weeks later, standing on the edge of the 5th floor, while police yell at you to not jump, and all you can think of is, "Slob my Knob!"
Wait did that one guy just walk into a police station because his face was on their wanted poster and he was trying to get the reward money for handing in himself? Because that's kind of brilliant.
For the story with the guy who bought the life time airplane ticket, the airline eventually were able to claim he violated the terms of the ticket because he was caught letting other people use the ticket so they were able to retract the ticket.
I'm loving that the boys are loving this game, hopefully this becomes a long stay on the channel. Tho I do know it would be hard for all four boys to be in the same room, with Tomar's infamous neck stench he got from a Brown Recluse bite.
"I'm not even allowed to pull my gun out unless I'm at the range" a real life frustration from Tomar's day-to-day slips out during commentary once again.
I don't know if it's just me but I feel like this channel has filled the void of inside gaming and old funhaus videos. Awesome channel and great content!
Them talking and screaming over the dialogue in the "Too Many Complaints" side mission at 16:30 and 18:26 is both so fucking hilarious and infuriating at the same time I love it lmao.
As stiff as the animation is, at the very least this team used an updated and modern engine (I believe UE5?), unlike Bethesda whose stretched their engine so thin over the last decade that you can see it reaching for the life support plug…
The fact they made this game with all these mechanics, semi-open worlds, dynamic gore, weapons customization, side quests, and the original voice of the main character with a fraction of the budget most AAA games get says a lot.
Btw that overbooking thing applies to hotels too, we always overbook because sales will say that “there’s always a no show”. There is nothing worse than telling a guest who arrives last that they have to go to another hotel.
If memory serves me, the lifetime airline pass was from American Airlines. A major problem was people scrapping up $250k to buy the pass, and then offering taking people as their +1 for whatever price they want (as long as they paid them an entry fee); kind of like a taxi service that profits off AA themselves. That, plus AA struggling in the early-mid 2000's airline dip and other stuff the members would pull with the pass, made them can the membership.
Them making fun of a strange robot man makes me really wish they either finished or went back to Detroit become Human so bad. I know they'd make some of the choices and quick time events really funny
1:57 In the PNG's defense, a still graphic stretching when it zooms to the camera is a pretty on-brand effect for an 80s mid-budget action flick. The PNG is the heart of the movie!
I really like the look of this game tbh, they are doing a semi realistic look but with some stylishization that fits the lower budget, I think its great
Is it sad that it's actually kind of reliving to see some of the models have this issue, you can really see at 16:52 on the guy's mouth? Where the one part of the mouth mesh is stretching. I have had that issue in the past with making some models, and it's from the jaw bone accidentally influencing, like, 1 vert on the top lip (which it shouldn't do) and causing it to pull it. I'm glad I'm not the only one making that mistake
I need half a dozen Oneyplays animated videos for the 'slob my knob' bit on my desk by Monday. "but sir, that's Christmas!" Oh, you're right. Make it a full dozen.
Lyle's almost right about the Pepsi Jet thing, basically the plan that this guy approached the investor with was that they'd be able to spend $1M on Pepsi to get enough points for the F-16 or whatever jet fighter it was and sell it for like $22M or however much it was actually worth. Basically that Nick Cage 'Lord of War' movie but stupid lol. Pepsi hadn't done their homework when coming up with the promo, and threw a temper tantrum in court about it and won bc duh they're Pepsi. If I remember correctly, the initial alternative offer from Pepsi instead of the jet wasn't even enough to cover how much the two had spent on the Pepsi, it was like $650k or something ridiculous like that.
This game is such a weird kind of uncanny. They hit it in the head when they said the models are way too high quality, but some of the animations look like something out of a 2009 game.
That airline story is some massive coping from the airline, because airlines are ON RECORD saying that they not only overbook, but they also FLY COMPLETELY EMPTY PLANES So if something's losing them money, it isn't the guy winning a lifetime pass for free flights
I can’t breath I was laughing so hard during the slob my nob bit. This cheered me up during a grim time. I love this channel it really helps getting a good laugh.
Genuinely thought the "Stinky Situation" header was an S tier editor moment
and the office prank one
What edit? I just see the game stuff
@@foxe2465 thusly, "thought"
Just an S-tier coincidence lol
I thought robocop shitting on the floor live on tv was edited but then i played through the game today 😅
I love that while slob my knob is happening, robocop is solemnly informing a woman her son was found dead
"You served the public trust"
@@TopHatHat "Public thrust, lolololol"
-Bobocop, Year 2007707077
Pubic thrust @@lockerbuddy2039
"I am sorry for your loss, YOU COW."
"Yeah, that's not funny, Arthur, that's not the kind of humor we do on this show."
The fact that they’re not listening to the game and shouting “slob my knob” is made all the more hilarious by the fact that the woman is reporting her son missing and then is heartbroken when Robocop tells her her son was found dead a few hours ago lol
Chris, Tomar, Lyle & Zach are AI subroutines in Robocop’s brain that allow him to disregard things that would get in his way, like empathy, manners & self control
fair warning: the video starts with tomar killing hostages as per usual
Glad to see that he still has it
I can’t believe he’s done this. AGAIN!!!
Thanks for the warning, classic Tomar smh
He's just going by his motherlands beliefs!
as one of tomar's loyal tomites, i can confirm.
That 'Stinky Situation' bit was so well timed lmao I can't belive it.
It took until they finished the mission that I realized it wasn't an edit
best timed moment since Chris picked up Lady Tomar during their Vice City playthrough
“Ah they still killed the hostages.” Tomar says after throwing them by their necks off the skyscraper one by one.
Tomar's been tweeting that he dreams of becoming a Terminator-like being that can kill anything and anyone without consequence for like five years now. No surprise.
@@jacket5456 So he is a libertarian
@@jacket5456 nice pfp. I just got the platinum for Hotline Miami 1 today
@@jacket5456yeah tomars always been saying since day one he wants to he quote on quote "more machine than man"
Like Homelander lmao
first episode pushed me in to watching robocop 1 and 2 and it was amazing, glad you're keeping this series alive
They are such good movies especially the 1st one.
@@ozmond a very realistic potrayal of detroit
yeah I think I'm gonna watch them now too.
Something tells me this is all we're getting
I didn't even know there was a robocop 2, I loved the first one.
"Tomar, they're hostages. They're hostages, Tomar." - Tomar, to himself, in the the mirror, every morning, talking about humanity itself.
That's what gives him the strength to torture and maim us
Tomar isn't stable. I met him once and the first thing he said to me was "sorry if im weird" and I started screeching in horror at him
No, that's not him talking. Those are the voices.
Pawns if you will
“Prisonerssss in my little gaaame”
I’m never gonna stop thinking about Robocop flatly repeating *“SLOB MY KNOB”*
Zach screaming “TURN HIM OFF” is killing me
18:25
"My son is dead?!"
"Slob my knob."
@@bigbeefscorcho God’s work.
The idea that Robocop isn't messed up due to the background story but because he has Chris, Lyle (sorry Lyle yes I forgot you yes I'm not used to counting to 4 anymore with you guys) Tomar and Zach in his head is way too funny for me, especially when he's really 'okay' in some cutscenes and then suddenly gets possessed into walking around drunk sniffing people and getting "Stinky Situation" displayed on his HUD.
Don’t forget lyle
lyle
Lyle is forgettable no need to apologize
@@floridflesh you are WRONG
@@Roachdogjr6671 I know, sometimes it is hard accepting the truth 😞
The continuing adventures of Murphy and Slurpie!
Slurpie shouldn't be as funny as it is
I love that they even added the part where whenever he drives his car out of the garage it fucking scrapes the pavement. How the fuck is this the same team that made that god awful rambo rail shooter?
They made a pretty good Terminator game in the last couple of years too, so they've got a 2/3 record for solid game adaptations of 80s IP
Because these guys actually learned and improved from mistakes from past projects. Unlike other choders in the industry they actually have passion for the games they work on and the adapted property its based on at the same time
@@BenScrannagewas about to say, this kind of seems more like a passion project/labor of love unlike most companies who license IP's and churn out games.
Rambo is dead, and it’s good that he’s dead
Masters have failed more times than the novice has even tried, or whatever.
"I love eating baby food!" - Robocop 2023 11:33
I thought I was the only one who heard it lol
I like this idea of Robocop having no internal voice and just loudly airing every errant thought that crosses his mind. 🤣
18:38 you gotta love moments where Zach's little goblin brain finds something so funny that all he can do is shout rather than laugh
That wasn't a shout of laughter though, he was pretending to be the woman screaming in terror after hearing Robocop's request
These two episodes are already some of my favorite Oneyplays episodes, please keep the series going!
Chris kinda got laughed off for this (nothing serious), but I agree that the devs nailed the look of this game. There's a level of polish that should be standard for this new generation without the graphics, or more accurately, the art direction, going overboard (looking at you, Horizon).
thanks for finally putting down the reason why i didnt like horizon visually holy crap haha
thank GOD it wasnt serious, thank fucking GOD, Lois.
These 4 little guys will always be the best in oneyplays
Nah, I miss Ding Dong and Julian, loved those boys
I do love these 4 though
@@WonderThighsmaybe there'll be another OneyStays some day
It's like RoboCop always said when he catches the criminals "Looks like you just got Robo-Caught by Robo-Cop"
"Now slob on my Robo-Knob."
beat me to it@@scarletbard6511
Fun Fact: During filming of Robocop (1987), The Robocop suit was so hot and heavy that Peter Weller was losing 3 lbs a day from water loss. Eventually, an air conditioner was installed in the suit.
He was so hungry from wearing it he started shouting out “robo wants an Oreo” he almost went crazy
@@Thegoatone23 he kept saying "Babyfood Babyfood"
I heard they just kept pouring ice down his pants
🤓
All he could say was “Bobobop”
I watched the first robocop movie after the first video and holy shit, it was one of the best action movies i have ever seen. the first robocop made me realize how low the standard for movies has gotten.
I buy that for a dollar!
The sequel also isn’t bad. Don’t bother with the third.
Yes. And although Robocop is by no means "high cinematic art", it is an excellent movie. Makes basically everything from the last 15 years look like trash.
“Stinky Situation” couldn’t have had better timing
Chris’ description of starfield sounds as if he wants to be armed with a sledgehammer while Starfield has its head taped to a brick…
"I serve the public trust. You slurp my public bust."
Nothing better then watching Oney and the boys comitting warcrimes in Robocop.
i remember that airline story zack was talking about!
this guy would take like - two to three flights a week and the airline companies were looking for a way to screw him out of this 'investment' he'd made with them - and they got him on something weird like he'd taken someone with him at one point so they voided his lifetime pass. honestly the airline who did it was genuinely so scummy
American Airlines at that time was already known for cost cutting. They removed one olive from a salad just to save 40,000 dollars
I love Robocop's original ballad Slob on my knob like corn on the cob, it's very wholesome 😊
I can’t believe Da Roach Dawg Jr. made a cameo in this game around 17 minutes in and they didn’t say anything
“Chris O’Neil… We finally meet! I’ll destroy you and your little group of butt buddies for what you did to my father… Roach Dawg Sr. will be AVENGED!!!”
I personally love when my favorite youtubers hire 30 people who all eventually commit crimes against them or start crazy drama that ruins the youtubers' reputations :)
What could this possibly even mean
Same!
When the staff gets HRT and makes a video announcing their transition
I hate to be that guy, but can someone please tell me what this comment is referring to.
@@kevinmatthew86 Rooster Teeth or Yogscast maybe?
I tried focusing on the dialogue in the cutscenes while tuning out the boys having their funny jokes and hypotheticals and that caused me tremendous psychological pain.
Gotta be careful, trying to tune them out could just make it subliminal, and then you wake up one night two weeks later, standing on the edge of the 5th floor, while police yell at you to not jump, and all you can think of is, "Slob my Knob!"
Zach's Meemaw screaming impression gave me joy
16:28
What a wonderful coincidence, they are playing resident evil AND Robocop. Good time period to watch the channel.
Wait did that one guy just walk into a police station because his face was on their wanted poster and he was trying to get the reward money for handing in himself? Because that's kind of brilliant.
People have tried that IRL many times and it didn't work nearly as well as they thought it was going to.
They saw Shrek 4 one too many times
Yes
Tomar: *shits on starfield*
Chris: *shits on starfield*
Lyle: *shits on starfield*
Zach: “wtf is starfield?”
For the story with the guy who bought the life time airplane ticket, the airline eventually were able to claim he violated the terms of the ticket because he was caught letting other people use the ticket so they were able to retract the ticket.
I'm loving that the boys are loving this game, hopefully this becomes a long stay on the channel. Tho I do know it would be hard for all four boys to be in the same room, with Tomar's infamous neck stench he got from a Brown Recluse bite.
Chris pointing out his lips, and I cannot stop looking at them. They are so perfect like the original actor.
"I'm not even allowed to pull my gun out unless I'm at the range" a real life frustration from Tomar's day-to-day slips out during commentary once again.
Robocop and his alternate personality, Knoboslob
What an Epic soundtrack in the end hahaha.
Fair warning: the video starts with Tomar dripping boiling water on chris's eye balls while zach is looking at it with brutal horror.
And then he mounts and penetrates Zach in front of a green screen of the senate judiciary.
*boiling milk
I think you mean boiling milk.
@@porktomas Bazingaaaaa!
I WANT, ONEY SLEIGHS, I WANT, ONEY SLEIGHS, I WANT *slams both sporks against the dinner table in rhythm*
Did you guys just hear bobocop say "i love eating baby food" or am i insane
I didn't hear anything, the video isn't as edited as the other ones
I don't know if it's just me but I feel like this channel has filled the void of inside gaming and old funhaus videos. Awesome channel and great content!
Tomar's time in the IDF really paying off in this episode.
"Slobin' My Knob In ROBOCOP: ROGUE CITY"
"Robo wants an Oreo."
"THIS IS DEMONIC!"
"Yes baby you're right-"
"THIS IS DEMONIC!"
"You're so correct sweetheart. This is from hell I found this-"
Them talking and screaming over the dialogue in the "Too Many Complaints" side mission at 16:30 and 18:26 is both so fucking hilarious and infuriating at the same time I love it lmao.
I love that that woman was finding out that her son had been killed while they were all yelling SLOB MY KNOB
Once again, Tomar is in a video and he immediately starts talking about hostages and Gaza.
He probably knows what really happened I scared of him because of the so- called solution for that place.
IDF Tomar mowing down hostages as usual
Eh, what can ya do? 🤷
Imagine if Robocop went to Minecraft and got diamond armor. He would be unstoppable
Jeez Louise this sent chills down my spine as I imagined that...
Heck yeah more Robocop with Zach!
As stiff as the animation is, at the very least this team used an updated and modern engine (I believe UE5?), unlike Bethesda whose stretched their engine so thin over the last decade that you can see it reaching for the life support plug…
Soylent redditors are that life support
The fact they made this game with all these mechanics, semi-open worlds, dynamic gore, weapons customization, side quests, and the original voice of the main character with a fraction of the budget most AAA games get says a lot.
Btw that overbooking thing applies to hotels too, we always overbook because sales will say that “there’s always a no show”. There is nothing worse than telling a guest who arrives last that they have to go to another hotel.
Was actually in tears laughing by the end
Zach’s right, robocop needs access to 4chan
We need to make the gang aware of "robo needs an oreo"
Thank you for continuing this game!
13:22 this is very common with rent a car companies too
If memory serves me, the lifetime airline pass was from American Airlines. A major problem was people scrapping up $250k to buy the pass, and then offering taking people as their +1 for whatever price they want (as long as they paid them an entry fee); kind of like a taxi service that profits off AA themselves. That, plus AA struggling in the early-mid 2000's airline dip and other stuff the members would pull with the pass, made them can the membership.
14:29 Tomar's other personality almost sliped out there.
That's weird, they usually pump him with enough drugs to keep him asleep.
It his inner evil that could kill us all.
Knob status: SLOBBED
Zach’s Robocop impression is honestly not too far off, major props
Zack AND Tomar AND Lyle AND some fourth guy?!? This video fucking rules!!
Chris is sad now.
@@mikecampos1193 who?
Robo definitely needs an oreo to cheer him up
This is an amazing series so far
God imagine not having headphones for this channel
Them making fun of a strange robot man makes me really wish they either finished or went back to Detroit become Human so bad. I know they'd make some of the choices and quick time events really funny
1:57 In the PNG's defense, a still graphic stretching when it zooms to the camera is a pretty on-brand effect for an 80s mid-budget action flick. The PNG is the heart of the movie!
Having all the boys back together just feels RIGHT!
I really like the look of this game tbh, they are doing a semi realistic look but with some stylishization that fits the lower budget, I think its great
i like to think that the boys are voices inside robotcop head which causes him to glitch out
Is it sad that it's actually kind of reliving to see some of the models have this issue, you can really see at 16:52 on the guy's mouth? Where the one part of the mouth mesh is stretching. I have had that issue in the past with making some models, and it's from the jaw bone accidentally influencing, like, 1 vert on the top lip (which it shouldn't do) and causing it to pull it. I'm glad I'm not the only one making that mistake
14:17 erm… yeah Tomar… right… because Bethesda was totally piggybacking off of an existing franchise when they made the elder scrolls arena…
Lmao i love how much chris hates Starfield
15:50 Oh wow I totally think this is a dig at that youtuber! Time to speculate and spread rumors
“Tomar wants an Oreo…”
glad they talked over the mom finding out her son died with robocock
11:32 background audio is gold
This poor robocop has to operate with these 3 psychos and tomar in his head.
Lyle always pointing out the essential NPCs 🤦♂️
18:33 I laughed so hard at this whole long segment I had to walk into the work bathroom to collect myself
16:28 another Zach moment to add to Best Of Zach 3
I need half a dozen Oneyplays animated videos for the 'slob my knob' bit on my desk by Monday.
"but sir, that's Christmas!"
Oh, you're right. Make it a full dozen.
Ah yes it's vids like this that remind me why I subbed, god it's great having you 4 together
He still flys today. The deal was he got first class anywhere and had a buddy pass..
I can’t believe he mowed down all those hostages
That background Esteban Winsmore reference at 12:18 caught me off guard
I know this is as weird as a robit apologising but I love you Lyle, you're an exceptionally funny funny man
The last two minutes of this video are the best this channel has seen in a good while.
Fuck yes. I’ve been waiting for this. Headphones on
Lyle's almost right about the Pepsi Jet thing, basically the plan that this guy approached the investor with was that they'd be able to spend $1M on Pepsi to get enough points for the F-16 or whatever jet fighter it was and sell it for like $22M or however much it was actually worth. Basically that Nick Cage 'Lord of War' movie but stupid lol. Pepsi hadn't done their homework when coming up with the promo, and threw a temper tantrum in court about it and won bc duh they're Pepsi. If I remember correctly, the initial alternative offer from Pepsi instead of the jet wasn't even enough to cover how much the two had spent on the Pepsi, it was like $650k or something ridiculous like that.
This game is such a weird kind of uncanny. They hit it in the head when they said the models are way too high quality, but some of the animations look like something out of a 2009 game.
i respect the editor for consistiently putting the filter on whenever they do the robo voice
That airline story is some massive coping from the airline, because airlines are ON RECORD saying that they not only overbook, but they also FLY COMPLETELY EMPTY PLANES
So if something's losing them money, it isn't the guy winning a lifetime pass for free flights
I can’t breath I was laughing so hard during the slob my nob bit. This cheered me up during a grim time. I love this channel it really helps getting a good laugh.
Bobocop's gonna need to get Shockwave if he wants to play those old Neopets games
Bailing out the Airlines during COVID is the worst thing any government ever in the history of human kind had ever done.