Life Pro Tip: Homunculus saliva quickly alleviates bug bites, so having your home grown homeboy go to town on them will make bug bites of any kind not a problem anymore.
you make some good points that i never thought of, and im actually looking forward to it now. this deserves inviting the boys over and getting a couple pizzas to watch the minecraft movie
I was a focus group member for the initial showings of the Minecraft Movie. I found it kind of strange when the sheep fell in love with pink Jason Momoa and there was a 5 minute husbandry sequence, and afterward throughout the movie Jason exchanged loving glances with the sheep. At the end as they go back home through the earth portal, Jason screams "I'll come back for you, my love" while crying. It was a pretty heartfelt performance, but some people found it uncomfortable so idk if it will make the cut.
this is the first ive ever heard of these bug bites... had i known you'd been suffering so much i would have tried to help.... i hope you recover soon.
You’re right Carson, this movie looks bad but should be funny, I like futa. The movie should be enjoyable and a fun experience despite the weird look of it, the fans might hate it but it’s a funny movie at the end of the day
The trailer has this huge aura of when minecraft first peaked all that time ago and people made these "MINECRAFT THINGS IN REAL LIFE" videos and honestly thats the only way it should be
4:59 I remember when Minecraft hit 1 trillion views and RUclips made a special video for it. Now that shorts exist, it probably has well over 2 trillion views.
@TheGumbyGuy i honestly dont think most people are denying that. We are just really disappointed that our one chance at a good minecraft movie was wasted on this shit
@@mystraunt2705 asking in a wholehearted and good-natured way, what would you personally even expect from a Minecraft movie? My best guess for myself is, like, if Castaway had some weird fantasy mystery element to it? Almost like if it was just villagers being a mystical magical tribe on an undiscovered island that Steve became stranded on and he had to Survivor himself while trying to find his way back home or whatever, all that ultimately and somehow leading to him reaching the End and fighting the fuckin dragon but I'd just be asking myself *why* during a lot of the time thats dedicated to "minecraft specific elements" lol Dunno, something about me would be going "don't dig into this isolated people's magic, arent you trying to go home??" but who knows lol Unless it were some kind of Isekai or... dream? i'd find it hard to conceive why the main character would care to engage in the more perilous and intriguing aspects of the universe. But i kinda doubt that big hollywood studios would take either of those directions anyway in given year, so shrug?
The fact that Jablinski Games (Jack Black) responded and made a reference to your videos and dipped is more beautiful than anything probably ever I think
Unironically said this to myself and I'm glad someone else agrees. It's like Mystery Science Theatre 3000 movie. I would totally watch it for the meme.
Jack Black ends up playing Herobrine in the movie because of that long pause he took before answering the question of what his name was. Steve is going to be played by Brad Pitt and he's trapped in the nether region and the team has to save him
honestly, if it was a super serious movie in the actual minecraft style, it would just be another minecraft story mode. that’s what y’all want! this is gonna be so much fun to watch with friends. also, i didn’t know you could get that many bug bites and survive! what a hero.
The movie style pisses me off, because it could've been so much better. The biggest mistake is the world isn't even grid aligned, they could've built the entire world actually in MC, export it as a model and then slap the photorealism on top, but they didn't. That's what I dislike, it claims to be minecraft, but it's more like they described what minecraft is to a VFX guy who never heard of the game and he just came up with it.
I think you could make a good Minecraft movie just eith the story of a single player. Minecraft, in its early days especially, had this since of loneliness and mystery. I think you could do a lot with that. The struggle of being alone in a strange world, learning how to survive and hopefully one day return home
Carson, you don't have to apologize for your appearance. Clearly those who have stuck with you and keep coming back accept you as who you are. You're doing great, keep it up and be confident, man. You got this.
1:29 dude is so painfully right 😭 but I’m not gonna go to the theater, I’m just gonna download it once I see it on twitter since I downloaded some free movies specifically from twitter.
I just hope it's a marketing ploy and then in the film they transform into cgi characters, cause I don't think I can take looking at fully realistic people in a film like this for up to 2 hours. ALSO THE ONESLOTT CARSBON THE ONELOT
It isn't easy creating a story out of a game like Minecraft because you have nothing to base the story on except maybe beating the base game. And even if you do make the story on that concept, you'd have to unleash more creativity and more ideas that would keep the story engaging, or else the viewer would get bored watching something they've already done hundreds of times.
THANK YOU CARSON! I am actually excited for this movie and I think it can be pretty good. I think the fact that everyone is hating on it is just kinda sad because it can be actually really cool.
minecraft is an exemplar of open-world design. offering a near-infinite procedurally generated terrain composed of discrete cubic units, herein referred to as "blocks". these blocks, each representing various materials, form the foundational elements of th
hes def gonna show up in the movie either in person or as a reference. there is no way they dont do that. carson is ever bit of minecraft as it is him.
I get it and you make some very good points but like.. The issue is its such a childhood game for so many people that i think people expected something more serious or heart warming than something completely goofy and chaotic or as you describe "super campy and super dumb", which isn't really most of peoples humour, i mean it works in other movies that are simply their own thing like TED or hang over but minecraft is a game thats the game of all games per se, everyone knows it and everyone remembers it even people who haven't touched games before so its expected to be a big and serious thing only to turn out into something thats goofy and chaotic, don't get me wrong thats not entirely a bad thing either but its easy to see why people were disappointed with the style they went for considering the enormity of a official minecraft movie and its expectations really, and this kinda reinforces it with jack black, he just doesn't fit in with minecraft or a role such as Steve as the movies he is often in as well as the videos he creates are again all fairly goofy, confusing and dumb (in a good way?) while again as before people were looking for something more to home and well, serious.
Dude! This genuinely is exactly how my standpoint on it! I make mc mods so people think i should be angry but goddamn this movies gonna be so much fun! It rocks man
I'm definitely excited for this not just because it's about Minecraft but the fact that lots of people talk about a movie based on a game like Skyrim or fallout (fallout got a show not a movie) and a childhood game gets a movie
i totally agree im hype as fuck!!! when the trailer came out they said in one article i read that you can see that it was inspired by new zealand landscape when its just so blatantly cgi. i saw jack black walk around the city and he like, looked at me then i threw up on a bus
Im watching this video, i will not be watching this movie. Not out of hatred or anything, i just- like why would i do that? I don’t want to, it’s clearly not for me. I gotta go to work
thank you carson i honestly do agree the movie is good. i think that this cannot be bad enough to be unwatchable. and honestly i think the current route of the movie being goofy, is amazing. minecraft isnt a game that people take seriously, its a game where kids and adults of all ages get on and have fun, and thats what the minecraft movie looks like, a fun goofy movie. everyone who wanted an extremely serious movie is out of their minds because the audience for this movie is children and people who like minecraft. if you want a romance thriller action movie go watch a serious movie, expecting anything dead-serious out of a funny minecraft movie is gonna be a let down no matter the universe we are in
The same thing happened to me. I saw the trailer in kind of a daze, slept, woke up later and saw something about it, and realized I did not in fact dream it up.
Do you agree with my thoughts? The bug bites are on my right leg. Let me know down below!
The movie looks so bad its good. But time will tell
Tell me... Are they juicy?
hi carson
I am also a contrarian
Life Pro Tip: Homunculus saliva quickly alleviates bug bites, so having your home grown homeboy go to town on them will make bug bites of any kind not a problem anymore.
can’t believe jack black had to literally eat his lifelong creative partner to say “I…. Am Steve”
And the costume designer
I am….. John Minecraft
What
so funny gevin
Maybe the lifelong creative partner was the movie we made along the way
he got FOUR whole bug bites. please pray 🙏
🙏
don't worry they are less itchy now
I'll bite him again
I pray Carson gets better soon 😢🙏🙏🕊
on his right leg as well... let him know your thoughts down below
I'm gonna go watch the minecraft story mode movie instead.
@@Mackifold I don’t want to be the bearer of bad news but Jack Black isn’t in that so you might want to reconsider
@@CallMeCarsonPLUS this is such a devastation to my movies to fish to
@@CallMeCarsonPLUSdamn, he's good.
@@CallMeCarsonPLUS edit someone into it playin Blackjack and yer golden
You heard carson? maybe we should watch this instead
He's clearly Steve
Huge day for the (Jack) Black community
I can't believe he came out of retirement to post this.
Bro thinks he's kracc bacc
you make some good points that i never thought of, and im actually looking forward to it now. this deserves inviting the boys over and getting a couple pizzas to watch the minecraft movie
Exactly
I think I'll eat pizza in 2025.
@@CallMeCarsonPLUS i think he also got bitten by bugs
will the pizza be fired by a certain material that is prevalent in forests or will it be normal
you kinda look likw a minion
Bello
@@CallMeCarsonPLUSwhen I translate that to English RUclips thinks it’s “handsome”
@@haydenTenno-I can’t believe he would say that
@@haydenTenno- he got cancelled for this yknow
@@haydenTenno- that's spanish
I was a focus group member for the initial showings of the Minecraft Movie. I found it kind of strange when the sheep fell in love with pink Jason Momoa and there was a 5 minute husbandry sequence, and afterward throughout the movie Jason exchanged loving glances with the sheep. At the end as they go back home through the earth portal, Jason screams "I'll come back for you, my love" while crying.
It was a pretty heartfelt performance, but some people found it uncomfortable so idk if it will make the cut.
this is the first ive ever heard of these bug bites... had i known you'd been suffering so much i would have tried to help.... i hope you recover soon.
bffr quacks u wouldnt have tried to help
Love, Grandma
minecraft but the movie hurts you
SURVEY SAYS
❌
*Loud buzzer*
You’re right Carson, this movie looks bad but should be funny, I like futa. The movie should be enjoyable and a fun experience despite the weird look of it, the fans might hate it but it’s a funny movie at the end of the day
Yeah your right, I think this movie will be hilarious. As a Minecraft fan, I don't hate it. Holy shit I like futa too.
What?
WHU-
people will watch it if it's good OR bad. i'm definitely curious to see how it turns out, i
i agree! i think people will still go see it, i like yuri :). and even if it looks poor, i think jack black will still bring it together
I think I made this movie but I can rembr
The trailer has this huge aura of when minecraft first peaked all that time ago and people made these "MINECRAFT THINGS IN REAL LIFE" videos and honestly thats the only way it should be
"I'm personally excited for it!"
Suspiciously Warner Bros-shaped bugs biting his leg with microchip:
I fucking knew Carson’s compound comedy ass was gonna love this.
I dont think the bug bites have anything to do with you looking weird champ
If i lay my leg flat the bug bites resemble a constellation
@@CallMeCarsonPLUSyou have to find a star map and set sail my friend, the bed bugs chose you
4:19 I made this EXACT joke when I saw the description saying "Steve (Black)" 💀
Guys imagine if they added smplive in the movie thar would be cool I think
dude literally shut up
I remember.....
1:27 i hate how right you are, i keep asking my friends if they wanna see it and they keep insulting the art
everyone is HATING so hard, i think its gonna be awesome
You're underestimating my willingness to just pirate a movie I want nobody to profit from.
If Jack black and all the other characters throw a party with all the mobs after beating the dragon I will shit myself in the theatre
Can't wait to see your BIG cameo in this movie since you saved Minecraft 😂
Carson’s such a Trooper for dealing with those bug bites
Why is this one of the most well researched vids on the fucking minecraft movie? And WHY IS IT COMING FROM THE "Moving forward" guy?!?!
the chemo is doing wonders for you
4:59 I remember when Minecraft hit 1 trillion views and RUclips made a special video for it. Now that shorts exist, it probably has well over 2 trillion views.
Dang. Warner Bros would rather pay people than fix their film.
Animaniacs Will Dislike This
Ive been saying this exact thing but nobody listens to me bc I didn't say Cereal When Haves Milk
I wonder how much dedotaded WAM they needed to render everything for this movie 🤔
Of course you would like it
He is absolutely getting paid for this
I honestly hope so
Nah I honestly I agree with him. It looks bad but in a good way to me.
@TheGumbyGuy i honestly dont think most people are denying that. We are just really disappointed that our one chance at a good minecraft movie was wasted on this shit
@mystraunt2705 Ig I get what you're saying, but I never expected it to be good, so it just being a total shitpost is honestly better than I expected.
@@mystraunt2705 asking in a wholehearted and good-natured way, what would you personally even expect from a Minecraft movie?
My best guess for myself is, like, if Castaway had some weird fantasy mystery element to it? Almost like if it was just villagers being a mystical magical tribe on an undiscovered island that Steve became stranded on and he had to Survivor himself while trying to find his way back home or whatever, all that ultimately and somehow leading to him reaching the End and fighting the fuckin dragon but I'd just be asking myself *why* during a lot of the time thats dedicated to "minecraft specific elements" lol Dunno, something about me would be going "don't dig into this isolated people's magic, arent you trying to go home??" but who knows lol Unless it were some kind of Isekai or... dream? i'd find it hard to conceive why the main character would care to engage in the more perilous and intriguing aspects of the universe. But i kinda doubt that big hollywood studios would take either of those directions anyway in given year, so shrug?
The fact that Jablinski Games (Jack Black) responded and made a reference to your videos and dipped is more beautiful than anything probably ever I think
Carson really said "Yeah it's going to suck, but here's why that's a good thing"
ok banana boy
bro is in this movie and has nothing to lose anymore
Im gonna be "legally aquiring" it and watching it with my friends and we're gonna make our own voices and story for it
Unironically said this to myself and I'm glad someone else agrees. It's like Mystery Science Theatre 3000 movie. I would totally watch it for the meme.
Jack Black ends up playing Herobrine in the movie because of that long pause he took before answering the question of what his name was. Steve is going to be played by Brad Pitt and he's trapped in the nether region and the team has to save him
Why did you let the bugs bite you? Do you like that?
Do you like when they nibble on your flesh? What's the big deal?
Are you - now I'm just theorizing here - a bug liker? Do you like bugs tasting you?
I won't exactly judge you if you are, but why did you let them do that to you? Did you consent beforehand, during, not at all?
i cant believe Steve (Black) is going to be in the movie! so excited!
i actually really like this style of video from you!
"you were supposed to be a hero, Brian!" "I'm thinking I like that name" and then notch says "I'm gonna kick this game up a notch"
honestly, if it was a super serious movie in the actual minecraft style, it would just be another minecraft story mode. that’s what y’all want! this is gonna be so much fun to watch with friends. also, i didn’t know you could get that many bug bites and survive! what a hero.
The movie style pisses me off, because it could've been so much better. The biggest mistake is the world isn't even grid aligned, they could've built the entire world actually in MC, export it as a model and then slap the photorealism on top, but they didn't.
That's what I dislike, it claims to be minecraft, but it's more like they described what minecraft is to a VFX guy who never heard of the game and he just came up with it.
everyone needs to stop hating on the sheep, I like the sheep, the llama sucks though
I think you could make a good Minecraft movie just eith the story of a single player. Minecraft, in its early days especially, had this since of loneliness and mystery. I think you could do a lot with that. The struggle of being alone in a strange world, learning how to survive and hopefully one day return home
ok, but the morbius trailer got 25 morbillion views, and we all know how that went
Carson, you don't have to apologize for your appearance. Clearly those who have stuck with you and keep coming back accept you as who you are. You're doing great, keep it up and be confident, man. You got this.
1:29 dude is so painfully right 😭 but I’m not gonna go to the theater, I’m just gonna download it once I see it on twitter since I downloaded some free movies specifically from twitter.
Now do the fan-remake of Story Mode
I just hope it's a marketing ploy and then in the film they transform into cgi characters, cause I don't think I can take looking at fully realistic people in a film like this for up to 2 hours. ALSO THE ONESLOTT CARSBON THE ONELOT
It isn't easy creating a story out of a game like Minecraft because you have nothing to base the story on except maybe beating the base game. And even if you do make the story on that concept, you'd have to unleash more creativity and more ideas that would keep the story engaging, or else the viewer would get bored watching something they've already done hundreds of times.
Well i mean if theyre gonna base the story on a random spin-off, even doing items that arent in the base game, they should at least do story mode
No way you just said “A world of blocks and whimsy”
I almost forgot about that joke
watch Jack Black will be a twist villain and say "sorry guys, im not steve... im actually herobrine" when they meet the real steve
Thanks for finally posting your opinion. I REALLY needed it.
This is literally how the sonic movie got popular; everyone just memed it to death
Its gonna be the Tesla Cybertruck of movies.
That's a great point of view Carson King
minecraft aint moving forward after this trailer
THANK YOU CARSON! I am actually excited for this movie and I think it can be pretty good. I think the fact that everyone is hating on it is just kinda sad because it can be actually really cool.
At this point I’m convinced that [big film corpo] has become a secret shitposting circlejerk & we’re just not in on it yet.
yeah, okay buster
minecraft is an exemplar of open-world design. offering a near-infinite procedurally generated terrain composed of discrete cubic units, herein referred to as "blocks". these blocks, each representing various materials, form the foundational elements of th
id prefer illager lore instead of redoing the nether invasion thing from mc legends
hes def gonna show up in the movie either in person or as a reference. there is no way they dont do that. carson is ever bit of minecraft as it is him.
I get it and you make some very good points but like.. The issue is its such a childhood game for so many people that i think people expected something more serious or heart warming than something completely goofy and chaotic or as you describe "super campy and super dumb", which isn't really most of peoples humour, i mean it works in other movies that are simply their own thing like TED or hang over but minecraft is a game thats the game of all games per se, everyone knows it and everyone remembers it even people who haven't touched games before so its expected to be a big and serious thing only to turn out into something thats goofy and chaotic, don't get me wrong thats not entirely a bad thing either but its easy to see why people were disappointed with the style they went for considering the enormity of a official minecraft movie and its expectations really, and this kinda reinforces it with jack black, he just doesn't fit in with minecraft or a role such as Steve as the movies he is often in as well as the videos he creates are again all fairly goofy, confusing and dumb (in a good way?) while again as before people were looking for something more to home and well, serious.
Dude! This genuinely is exactly how my standpoint on it! I make mc mods so people think i should be angry but goddamn this movies gonna be so much fun!
It rocks man
I'm definitely excited for this not just because it's about Minecraft but the fact that lots of people talk about a movie based on a game like Skyrim or fallout (fallout got a show not a movie) and a childhood game gets a movie
Can't wait for polish dubbing of the Minecraft movie
I sure hope no grandmas are harmed in the making of this movie
I'm really digging the mustard look
i like that is like those 2012 videos " minecraft irl!!!" and it's my dreams comming true
it is directed by Jared Hess, the guy who did Napoleon Dynamite
You actually convinced me to watch the trailer, incredible
i totally agree im hype as fuck!!! when the trailer came out they said in one article i read that you can see that it was inspired by new zealand landscape when its just so blatantly cgi. i saw jack black walk around the city and he like, looked at me then i threw up on a bus
An actual positive perspective for once! Can’t wait to explore this world of whimsy and blocks on the big screen!
Im watching this video, i will not be watching this movie. Not out of hatred or anything, i just- like why would i do that? I don’t want to, it’s clearly not for me. I gotta go to work
Im watching it but it will be on my TOTALLY LEGAL app so they dont get any money
thank you carson i honestly do agree the movie is good. i think that this cannot be bad enough to be unwatchable. and honestly i think the current route of the movie being goofy, is amazing. minecraft isnt a game that people take seriously, its a game where kids and adults of all ages get on and have fun, and thats what the minecraft movie looks like, a fun goofy movie. everyone who wanted an extremely serious movie is out of their minds because the audience for this movie is children and people who like minecraft. if you want a romance thriller action movie go watch a serious movie, expecting anything dead-serious out of a funny minecraft movie is gonna be a let down no matter the universe we are in
jack black is singing a song in the movie as steve so im excited for that
W take i hope jack black t bags something
I think the movie will be horrendous but at least in a funny or enjoyable way like Mobius was - truly one of the most movies of all time
Jack black looks so tired and done when he says "I am Steve." It feels like Jason Mamosa just ate the last meat ball sub just before the take.
The most take from Carson as always‼️
If this movie makes any amount of box office profit i cant imagine the ramifications on future video game movies
They really tried to give Jack Black an “I am Iron Man” type line
i be placing blocks and shit cause im in fucking minecraft
- steve in the upcoming minecraft movie
I want to cry
i can't believe you would hate on a movie that you star in. btw for those unaware this guy got a cameo because he revived minecraft in 2019
i feel the exact same way about the movie. so happy to see somebody else excited
Minecraft.. a game where players create whatever they can imagine. With endless possibility, and with endless potential and creativity.
this reminds me of simpler times
it's great that i didn't even know it was coming out so i had zero expectations
BIG LION
What did you gain from commenting this
@@bangedbroths nothing, I do this on almost every one of his vids plus I am from simpler times
@@quinndlugolecki9866 "plus I am from simpler times" 🤓
@@bangedbroths the fuck is that supposed to mean
they nuked fucking phleb!!!!!
I AGREE I commented on the official video and said the SAME THING
The same thing happened to me. I saw the trailer in kind of a daze, slept, woke up later and saw something about it, and realized I did not in fact dream it up.
dang those bugs did some crazy damage man
How could you go minigolfing, what a CRIME!