I'm friends with an ex I was with 10 years ago. As long as it's not recent and there's not been a friends with benefits period after the break up, this one is ok.
I get it that friends of friends will be their friends or they might still work together. Ok that part i get it's unavoidable. But deliberately being chummy with their exs is a no for me shows they dont know how to let go and if you're in a relationship with them they don't respect ya enough to set boundries with those said exs.
Matthew H. it’s the number of snaps you’ve sent and received, if it’s over a million then they are talking to tons of guys, they belong to the streets.
I have a friend whose GF would always get "sick" when we planned to go out in a group to a game or something like that. The worst part is that many of us live abroad so we literally just see each other 3 or 4 times a year, for some even less, so that was fucking annoying
Personally,i find introverts much better to talk to and spend time with. Extroverts are annoying and tiring for me,while introverts tend to be the ones you can have more deep conversations with,real connection and true quality time,instead of spend time doing something shallow.
@@AnaLu07 90% of the time thats correct but im very spontaneous and sometimes obnoxious yet very in depth with the right people and meaningfull in interesting ways about topics Its just the different types of people you know theres not just two
Been there. Except it was her sisters husband. The guy makes insane money, but he got lucky. A good friend his is the boss. Wasn't like he built a business from the ground up or paid his dues. Her sister is a 'stay at home mom' while my ex had to work like the majority of us. She would always compare me to him. I pay my bills and paying my dues in a blue-collar industry. You got to appreciate what you do have, not dread on the things you do not. The whole relationship was her complaining about how great her sister's life was, how she wanted that, and throwing hints at me like I was a disappointment because I'm not making 150k+ a year like her sister's husband. I have goals and ambitions but I have chased the money before, it either never lasted or I was miserable doing what I was doing. I agree if you see signs of a woman envy of others or constantly compares her life to others like she has a bitterness towards it. Run. Not worth it.
Had a girl in college whom, I was told by plenty of her friends, that was into me and wanted to date me. But...her high school boyfriend was one of my college teammates, both football and wrestling. Her friends were always asking me why I didn't want to date her....finally, I told one of them that it was a guys code...you don't date one of your teammates ex-girlfriend. Plain and simple.
@@192OOIDJJ3 yeah...although this was back in the mid 1970's....I was not going there! She didn't understand it...but.. that's the code! I don't know any guy's my age who would even do it now.
Dnt know what's wrong with me....but I dnt think I can manage dating my friend's ex....cause I will be always thinking about what my friend did wiv her
Bro code for sure man. Not sure about you guys, but in my group we did this. if one day, one of the group finds a cute one, and she's not taken, it's finders keepers and he's allowed to shoot his shot and try his best and none of us can make a move unless he fails. Just plain respect.
true. most of the girls i met, but seriously. their ego is, damn. most of the times, they make mistakes n they wont say sorry. they will just like become angry with you, n wants you to ssay sorry. after saying sorry they still have their ego high. just fuvk it, unmatured girls. sorry english is not my main language
1) Serious Person 2) Social Justice Warrior 3) Your friend’s ex 4) Flirts with everybody 5) Super jealous and insecure 6) Pessimist 7) In love with animals 8) Dummies 9) Doesn’t apprecciate you
Danny Cali I think he meant more of the attention seeking people with high followers, if she/he has a thousand followers she might of just had the account for a while. If she is constantly trying to get more followers and taking photos for the gram then stay away.
Danny Cali well if you want serious relationship, dating a girl that is famous in social media as well as being entertained by other 100 dudes is not a good idea. But if you want a platonic relationship and famous in IG, then its on you. Maybe it will work out to you then finally get a true relationship. But still, its not for everyone.
Sounds crazy that I man has all the experience and does want you to waste ur time dealing with toxic females and yeah I would want somebody else’s SLOPPY SECONDS 😅
I had a girlfriend once that was really into horses. I asked her why she liked horses so much. She said she really liked the feeling of meat between her legs. She wasn't a bad girlfriend.
Re: “Spicy Señoritas”: My girlfriend, who is Mexican (and spicy as hell) says señorita is a polite and complimentary manner of referring to an attractive, unmarried woman, corresponding to Miss. There isn’t really an equivalent in English. So not only is it one of Alpha’s awesome signature catch phrases, it’s an accurate and stylish use of a great word from a great culture! Btw, my gf says the “Karen” who got offended needs to go find a spicy Señor, let off some steam, and chill the hell out.
Honestly his use of the term threw me off at first because I thought he was explicitly talking about Mexican women (since that's the group I've usually heard it in reference to) but then as I watched more of his videos I realized he's was using it the way you described and was like "Oh okay"
Wow!! The woman I’m with is 4 of these...Pessimistic, Jealous, Super Serious and Doesn’t appreciate me. Definitely huge wake up calls here Alpha!! Thank you!!
....;-D and you?....the boring "stare at the fun around"- man?.....okay, he is a bit loud, but i had so many seminars in my life with boring teacher (your eyes closed after 10 min)...i prefer a content with energy even when its a bit loud....nice day, A.
HAHAHA! You should never date anyone. You're far too stupid to understand that many people have lost their parents. How you gonna "observe" a woman who is 25 years old and her parents have died (cancer, stroke, heart attack, traffic accident, etc).
Totally with ya on the SJW thing, Alpha. Social consciousness, activism, peaceful protesting, etc. “can” be positive - but when it crosses the line into rage culture, emotional meltdowns, cancelling people for ridiculous reasons, and holier-than-thou preaching, he/she is clearly compensating for something. All that toxic emotional energy means he/she will not be “emotionally available” and function normally in a healthy relationship.
11. Never date a girl who has just guy friends 12. Never date a girl who brings up her past relationships (she holds grudges and she’s the problem) 13. Never date a girl who loves to party all the time 14. Never date a girl who has a snap score higher than the mileage on her car
Overall despite the watch add its quite entertaining. I laughed when u warned about the animals since my GF owns a pet store. I can see why so many people would watch your videos. Love the energy here.
Wait some people are offended with spicy señorita? Isn't it like a compliment? Like saying sexy/beautiful ladies. Dafuc is wrong with people now a days smh
I just love this man's confidence. Like he doesn't give a sh*t about people who are gonna hate on him when they hear him talk like that(the new ones who don't know he is always like this, charismatic) and he just says what he wants to say.... Just Awesome..!
I don't have insta, snapchat or tiktok. Facebook only for job search groups with 7 friends who are my family- I guess, "don't date weirdos" is the next on your list.
NO but Aplha doesn't told exactly this number again and again...it is just a matter of fact...main thing is that is she a social media influencer.....or a social media model....i.e. who posts bikini pics...etc etc in hotels photoshoot
Long term relationships aren't impossible. There just hard so people give up. I know the red pill theory and mgtow comes to percentages. Chances of it working are low so why risk being on the other side. It's truly not impossible. The idea of someone being yours is dumb.
Aww , is that what you guys tell yourselves to “hide” your emotions?. It’s okay to feel, being a tough ass can only take you so far with a woman. That macho bullshit is old.
Stay away from girls who: Open their legs from day 1. Say i love you and you are the best man ever blah blah blah from the first week. Who still talks about her ex even if she says bad words about him. Who is rushing a lot, let's go live together let's get married, i want to know your parents, etc. Who cheated on her ex, probably would do the same to you. Who jumps from relationship to relationship without letting some time to pass. Who has low self esteem. Who doesn't use protection during sex, she did that with everyone, you are not the special one. A girl that uses a lot of make up, yes this is a bad sign. A girl that talks bad. Bonus from me, a girl that your grandma doesn't like, grandmas always are right. :D
Wow guys, i just got cheated on by a girl i thought im gonna marry. I was with my buddies having discussions, then she showed up holding hands with another guy. I got angry, so i scared away the guy, but then the mother of the girl came to take her home. We had an arguement for about an hour, she tried to explain why she cheated on me, etc, but i told her mom everything about her "princess" and she was shocked. I hope it was a great revenge and she gets what she deserves, not by me but by the cruel so called "LIFE". My heart is still broken asf
Never argue with someone who cheated on you. If you really want to get back at them. Break up as soon as you find out and dont say another word. Don't ask, don't nag. Don't beg. It will drive them crazy.
Victor Jasso correct just cut her off actions speak louder than words and in 2020 I recommend not getting married things go south quick just check the divorce rates not worth it for the man they end up losing she ends up winning remember shes never yours its just your turn 💯💯
Last year I had a coworker and she was pretty cute and all, but when I got her snap, her snap score was like 800k. That was the biggest turn off I’ve ever had.
Man, I really needed to hear that last type... My most recent relationship ended just over two years ago after we had been dating for four years and I've been crushed ever since. Alpha, the way you described the last type, for some reason, gave me a new perspective regarding my most recent break up! Even though she said she will always love, care, and appreciate me, (as she was breaking up with me over the phone), maybe those claims weren't to the degree that I deserve to receive, or to the degree that she deserves to give. I guess two people who, from my perspective, love each other very deeply, can end up growing apart, especially if one, or both of them, are unsure of what they want in a life long partner. Alpha, thanks for handing me a new lens to view that painful moment in my life through, because now, it's somehow not all that painful... YOU'RE THE MAN!
Keep your head up king, your crown is falling. Most of us go through that one toxic relationship that almost crushes our self-esteem and confidence, but just know that after time passes and you heal, you’ll value yourself more and you will be wiser at the time of picking your companion.
Man sometimes I put up a video of you just because your way of speech, the excitement and just the originality you have and put in these video's just makes me smile. Keep it up😁
@Bob Da buster I know it's a pretty broad statement, but people desire an ideal partner... after time they'll realize this barely happens in life. But who said I talk to women about these topics? Nobody is perfect, gotta face facts. Of course women won't like it when you say that :)
I'm tired of everyone projecting their inner issues on everything everyone says!! And getting triggered just to look like a good person in the publics eye
Horse girls are like car guys, it can be cool or creepy depending on how obsessed they are lol. If she spends entire days whispering to her horse and treats it better than you then run but otherwise, she might just have a hobby.
Another thing is don’t go for a girl who has over a million snap score on Snapchat because dude ngl she has like 20 other guys waiting to go inside her. The hard truth :(
Don’t date girls who take Snapchat and having flames seriously. That’s teenager behavior, I couldn’t care less about keeping streaks and getting a high snap score
Coke Zero sugar you dont understand mate the kids im around have had snap since about 2012, I have around 950,000 score and i barely use the stupid thing, i just send a streak everyday, chat to the miso because mad simp and have three main friends i talk to
Older women seems to be more mature and are more into settling down and being serious than those younger ones who are into being too "free" and "collecting" relationships. You have a higher chance on staying longer with an older one than someone whose under 30
I'm the list guy. Girls you shouldn't date: 1. Anyone who can't take a joke 2. A social justice warrior 3. Any woman with over 350 IG followers 4. Someone your friend dated 5. A flirty girl even if she's into you 6. A super jealous and insecure girl 7. Those who are super into animals 8. The pessimist who is pissed off and always negative 9. Dummies! Even if she's hot with a bangin' booty 10. Anybody who doesn't appreciate you and think you are amazing
Never date a girl who’s still in contact with Their ex saying we are just friends. Never!
U seem hurt bro
Shoaib Rao he probably “walked the line.”
True story right?...
I'm friends with an ex I was with 10 years ago. As long as it's not recent and there's not been a friends with benefits period after the break up, this one is ok.
I get it that friends of friends will be their friends or they might still work together. Ok that part i get it's unavoidable. But deliberately being chummy with their exs is a no for me shows they dont know how to let go and if you're in a relationship with them they don't respect ya enough to set boundries with those said exs.
who else agrees alpha should make a full cover of "Happier"?
How to sing like a gentlemen
Let's go buddy!
I'm also curious with your singing voice alpha m
If he wants, I’ll 100% mix and master it
I will show it to my grandkids!('Happier' is actually my favourite song)
11. NEVER DATE SOMEONE WHO DOESN'T USE TIEGE HANLEY
This can make a wrong turn Dude!
@@aminemejri1148 someone give this man a pill of sarcasm and a little bit brain to understand a joke .
🤣🤣🤣
hhhhhh lollll
Haha!😂 You got a heart from Alpha too!🤣
Number 10: someone who doesn’t appreciate you. *puts crown back on with a tear of joy*
Preach
Aaahmm aaahmm My DAD 💔
If her snap score is over 1 million she belongs to the streets.
Lmfao underrated comment
What's a snap score and what does it indicate?
facts lmaoo
Matthew H. it’s the number of snaps you’ve sent and received, if it’s over a million then they are talking to tons of guys, they belong to the streets.
@@colbyreichard5482 Many thanks for the info, my dude.
Alpha: “Don’t date chicks that have more than 2 cats”
Also Alpha: has 4 cats
Bro you nailed it. 🤣🤣👍💯😂
His wife has 2 cats and he has 2 cats, no one there is more than 2
isnt there a joke about how cats think our pp are mice and might bite it
@@Spider-Too-Too what lol
Arron ain't a women you wanna date 😂
"Don't date anyone with over 350 followers"
Me: can count on one hand the number of girls with less than 350 followers.
Yeah that one kinda excludes 90% of young women on the planet since any of them can get over 1k followers easily.
@@SuperAdam2468 factsss
It's staggeringly easy for women to get followers. Your best bet is honestly a girl who isn't interested in the wretched hive that is social media
I guess some still aren't getting it....just abstain. LMAO!!
@@RosieJonesRules for sure, in other words, someone like minded 😅
11. Never date a girl who is still in touch with her Ex, saying they are "just friends"
Yes
Ryan O fr
Correct
Talking from experience huh?
Number 1 rule right here
This man really just listed every women on this planet...
😂😂
maybe time to with dudes...
Ill just stay home lmao
@Bob Da buster Yup, it's possible.
😂😂😂😂
Summarize: Don't date a chick only for her body, make sure she is genuine with good values and has a fun personality.
Easier said than done that's for sure.
Alex Lopresti I feel you buddy
And be sure to visit the easter horse regularly.
I think it's easier to create my own woman in a lab.
NEVER date the girl who gets mad when you go out with your friends. So toxic
It's crazy how you justify it to yourself when you're in that relationship. 😬
Yeah my cousin was tht and its so annoying 😂😂
Hahahahaha!! So true 😂🤣🤣🤣👍👍
I have a friend whose GF would always get "sick" when we planned to go out in a group to a game or something like that. The worst part is that many of us live abroad so we literally just see each other 3 or 4 times a year, for some even less, so that was fucking annoying
More like who dont give you space
The introvert part of me dies a little every second he's talking
Personally,i find introverts much better to talk to and spend time with.
Extroverts are annoying and tiring for me,while introverts tend to be the ones you can have more deep conversations with,real connection and true quality time,instead of spend time doing something shallow.
@@AnaLu07 not always. I am extro
@@JohnD_x exactly what an extro would say
@@AnaLu07 90% of the time thats correct but im very spontaneous and sometimes obnoxious yet very in depth with the right people and meaningfull in interesting ways about topics Its just the different types of people you know theres not just two
SAME HAHHAHA
Never get a girl who always compares you with her friend's man
Been there. Except it was her sisters husband. The guy makes insane money, but he got lucky. A good friend his is the boss. Wasn't like he built a business from the ground up or paid his dues. Her sister is a 'stay at home mom' while my ex had to work like the majority of us.
She would always compare me to him. I pay my bills and paying my dues in a blue-collar industry. You got to appreciate what you do have, not dread on the things you do not. The whole relationship was her complaining about how great her sister's life was, how she wanted that, and throwing hints at me like I was a disappointment because I'm not making 150k+ a year like her sister's husband.
I have goals and ambitions but I have chased the money before, it either never lasted or I was miserable doing what I was doing. I agree if you see signs of a woman envy of others or constantly compares her life to others like she has a bitterness towards it. Run. Not worth it.
Yeah especially money wise to.
@@CoD_Maj3st1k totally agree👍
صح 😐✔
Damn! That sucks lol
AND narcissistic ones who love themselves too much and think they're the center of the universe.
tyt2006 that’s almost females lol
This is basically the most important thing
You mean 99% of them nowadays.
Im sure there are pretty decent girls out there. They're hiding tho.
That's pretty much anyone on YT with more than 100K followers...male, female - doesn't really matter.
He got it right on the nail “horse girls are crazy” this is the truest sentence i’ve ever heard
So dam true
Crazy in bed too
Truest
Craaaazy in bed, doing cowgirl with a horsegirl man yes! :D but yeah they are a bit freaky
That’s my ex(type)she was taken by a marine from me but that’s good with me !i got what I wanted 🤣🤣
Had a girl in college whom, I was told by plenty of her friends, that was into me and wanted to date me. But...her high school boyfriend was one of my college teammates, both football and wrestling. Her friends were always asking me why I didn't want to date her....finally, I told one of them that it was a guys code...you don't date one of your teammates ex-girlfriend. Plain and simple.
Good awareness, stay away from that crap. So glad you knew better. Not trying to be being sarcastic cuz my friend fell for that shit. lol smh
@@192OOIDJJ3 yeah...although this was back in the mid 1970's....I was not going there! She didn't understand it...but.. that's the code! I don't know any guy's my age who would even do it now.
its very rare people honor those codes...you should be proud
Dnt know what's wrong with me....but I dnt think I can manage dating my friend's ex....cause I will be always thinking about what my friend did wiv her
Bro code for sure man. Not sure about you guys, but in my group we did this.
if one day, one of the group finds a cute one, and she's not taken, it's finders keepers and he's allowed to shoot his shot and try his best and none of us can make a move unless he fails. Just plain respect.
That's the most tearful thing Ive ever heard... "not trying to oppress anyone, just trying to get some ass"... it's beautiful man
That part was super hilarious 😂
LOL
The best
If She Has An Only Fans ... She’s For The Streets Champ 💥
Richie Terriquez She belongs to the streets🤣
Send her to the streets
Stay strong my fellas , there’s good women out there , God Will Provide aha ✊🏼
For real though 😂
Any smart man knows this already
"It's very *RARE* to find a girl that has a *GOOD MINDSET* nowadays."
True
Very very true
true. most of the girls i met, but seriously. their ego is, damn. most of the times, they make mistakes n they wont say sorry. they will just like become angry with you, n wants you to ssay sorry. after saying sorry they still have their ego high. just fuvk it, unmatured girls. sorry english is not my main language
Ikr
even my girl doesn’t 💀
You basically described every woman ever, we all gonna die alone.
Great work man, if all guys reject them I got em
You died with Mary next to you....
Same brother.
no Jesus you still had mary megelin
Amen.
Most of these seem to be the traits of a typical girl these days😂
sad
Teja Hara “she’s not like other girls”
@@jeremiahnoar7504 😂😂😂😂😂
I think you're looking in the wrong place
Spoiled self righteous girls
Never date a girl who use tik tok.
Be careful buddy they may come after all of us EY! Especially from Harvard!
Aight, there goes ALL of the females...
Damm right man
99% females filtered
Damn 🔥😂😂😂
"Don't date an SJW" is probably some of the best advice men can get
What's an SJW?
@@alynline9721 social justice warrior
Alyn Line basically a feminist etc
Rule #1
Sub Human normal feminist are ok but we all mean feminazis
1) Serious Person
2) Social Justice Warrior
3) Your friend’s ex
4) Flirts with everybody
5) Super jealous and insecure
6) Pessimist
7) In love with animals
8) Dummies
9) Doesn’t apprecciate you
You missed the social media one.
@@fatima_noor-l9m nothing , loving animals overall too much
"Don't waste your time with a social justice warrior" Boom!! Finally somebody said it. Those kind of people are annoying as hell.
Yes, did you notice he did a little 20 seconds on this type of women, not developping on that subject because its a sensitive one 😂 !
@@TheStanley1000 SJW doesn't deserve to be talked about. They are awful.
Yeah , there was one in my school . She is hot but I hate her 😑
Robert Blackford What is a soy boy?
@@pranavjayaprakasanut Yo actually same
“Any woman with 350 IG followers”
Oh man, thats so true and also learned my lesson. 11/10 proven.
What if I have 1500 followers? What should my limit be for chicks?
Danny Cali I think he meant more of the attention seeking people with high followers, if she/he has a thousand followers she might of just had the account for a while. If she is constantly trying to get more followers and taking photos for the gram then stay away.
Lord most girls have at least 1000.
im pretty sure every decent looking girl have more than 350 ig followers
Danny Cali well if you want serious relationship, dating a girl that is famous in social media as well as being entertained by other 100 dudes is not a good idea.
But if you want a platonic relationship and famous in IG, then its on you. Maybe it will work out to you then finally get a true relationship. But still, its not for everyone.
11. Never date a girl who has a large number of other male "friends".
Im gamer girl. So it's natural to have a large number of male friends :)
@@gintarek9821 Why would any high value man date a gamer girl? They're the worst!
@@FatherTime10 not really I've found most of them to be really cool. Maybe because I'm a gamer myself.
@@gintarek9821 I'm a gamer guy and I find it natural to not have any friends 😒
@@blackknight9157 If it works for you man. To each his own.
this dude has so much energy, i love it
Coke. The word you’re looking for is coke.
Me - “Hey there spicy señorita”
Her- “That is a degrading thing to call a woman”
Me- “Sorry, Karen”
Her - “That’s better”
😂😂😂😂😂
You may have a career in writing movie scripts 🙄
@@Paige-vv5pz
Why ?
@@Paige-vv5pz look in the mirror sweetie
*Starts dating*
Me : hey u have cats ?
She : yes 3
Me : we r done here
Lmfao
I hate cats
Yeah, I'm sure the ladies are just swarming all over you.
@@cursedtiki213 they are, sadly u too average
I am feeding their kittys with love and warmth
i don't get it whats the negative side of owning more than 3 cats
Those are actual bold statements, bold but true. Respect for Alpha for having a spine and being straight forward 💪👌😂
Sounds crazy that I man has all the experience and does want you to waste ur time dealing with toxic females and yeah I would want somebody else’s SLOPPY SECONDS 😅
I had a girlfriend once that was really into horses. I asked her why she liked horses so much. She said she really liked the feeling of meat between her legs.
She wasn't a bad girlfriend.
Hahah bruv. Your a man of culture I see
I love horses too but because they are beautiful creatures🐎🤗
This mans has seen some shi*
Its the ones who like to ride the crazy horses that are the wild ones.
@ghostman zimo *Your...You're welcome.
Re: “Spicy Señoritas”: My girlfriend, who is Mexican (and spicy as hell) says señorita is a polite and complimentary manner of referring to an attractive, unmarried woman, corresponding to Miss. There isn’t really an equivalent in English.
So not only is it one of Alpha’s awesome signature catch phrases, it’s an accurate and stylish use of a great word from a great culture!
Btw, my gf says the “Karen” who got offended needs to go find a spicy Señor, let off some steam, and chill the hell out.
You are correct.
Hispanic girls appreciate loving in a way american women just dont anymore
Honestly his use of the term threw me off at first because I thought he was explicitly talking about Mexican women (since that's the group I've usually heard it in reference to) but then as I watched more of his videos I realized he's was using it the way you described and was like "Oh okay"
Raw traduction of señorita would be "Little-Miss" 🤓
11. never ever date a girl who's always talking about other guys
Respect ✊
Facts
U literally just copied someone elses comment from a day before word do for word
Copied comment
If she throw her back on the tok, then she for the whole block
Prison Mike What's up Aristotle
Words of wisdom
Wow!! The woman I’m with is 4 of these...Pessimistic, Jealous, Super Serious and Doesn’t appreciate me. Definitely huge wake up calls here Alpha!! Thank you!!
I'll add: never date a girl who's hot one day and cold as ice the next.
what about a girl who is angry can make
her eye flash like a camera ?
@@Lupo32 lmao
@@spagberry6044
I actually went to high school with a red headed russian girl who could that .
Don't you guys have weather? Here in the UK, it can easily be sunny and 25 or 30C one day then 10 or 15 and pissing down with rain the next.
that's called bipolar and if she's passed high school she's already a single mother so obviously you stay away, feed her to the simps.
"If she breathes, she's a THOT"
- Bread Boys
If she reads heracy and doesn't dog your full suit of armour smite her.
You know him!
*Lightsaber activation sound*
"Phew...looks like the one in my basement isn't a thot" ~Reddid user
She belongs to the shhtreetzz
Damn even Uncle Barry sliding in the DM's
Yes I do be
Reading all the comments, i have to say I am impressed with all you guys having standard and self respect. Gives me hope.
11. Never date a woman who gets offended by terms like "spicy seniorita" 😂😂😂
I know right ordinary señor.
Or spicy quesadilla lol 😆
*señorita. No need to thank me.
Women with decent personalities and who aren't cray cray are in short supply.
I'd love to be called Spicy Señorita 😊
This guys energy makes me feel like he's the chatty guy at the bar
....;-D and you?....the boring "stare at the fun around"- man?.....okay, he is a bit loud, but i had so many seminars in my life with boring teacher (your eyes closed after 10 min)...i prefer a content with energy even when its a bit loud....nice day, A.
@@andreaspeters3773 issajoke
“I’ll give you a reason to be pessimistic. Here’s your stuff. Get outta my house and give me my keys.”😂😂😂😂
I actually said this to a chick in some fashion before. I was so done with her lol.
welcome 2 russia
@@deanbeamon2825 wise man you can be my friend now
LMAO
Another point : observe how she treats her parents too 😉😉😉 !
Yeah he missed this point
@@astonlobo354 obverse how politically involved she is
Perfect 💯
💯💯💯
HAHAHA!
You should never date anyone. You're far too stupid to understand that many people have lost their parents. How you gonna "observe" a woman who is 25 years old and her parents have died (cancer, stroke, heart attack, traffic accident, etc).
He's so right about so many of these. The jealous, attention-seeking ones are the worst.
U not lying I had a crazy one like that
Totally with ya on the SJW thing, Alpha. Social consciousness, activism, peaceful protesting, etc. “can” be positive - but when it crosses the line into rage culture, emotional meltdowns, cancelling people for ridiculous reasons, and holier-than-thou preaching, he/she is clearly compensating for something. All that toxic emotional energy means he/she will not be “emotionally available” and function normally in a healthy relationship.
Deion Beeldenstormer
True indeed
'beeldenstormer'?
So apparently compliments are offending people now 🙄. This is why i hate PC
What is PC?
if we were to compliment another girl we would be cheating and would have to block her on every thing
Get a laptop
Yeah I think you need a Mac then👍
@@mico5536 Personal Computer
His neighbors are probably like "Why is he yelling? Is he okay?"
Lmao
True.... Lol 😂 seems so frustrated. Venting out... Lol 😂
😂
That’s just who he is, very hype person.
😂🤣 yeah, I was thinking the same thing 😂
11. Never date a girl who has just guy friends
12. Never date a girl who brings up her past relationships (she holds grudges and she’s the problem)
13. Never date a girl who loves to party all the time
14. Never date a girl who has a snap score higher than the mileage on her car
Seems like you should stop dating “girls”
L M seems like your a simp
Bruh half the girls i know have snap score of 2 million
0_0 they belong to the streets
@@zhongxena1155 haha yes, a female simp. I suppose they exist. I wouldn't know. I don't find it necessary to cater to others to validate my existence.
Overall despite the watch add its quite entertaining. I laughed when u warned about the animals since my GF owns a pet store. I can see why so many people would watch your videos. Love the energy here.
Damn coach Greg!
AYEE COACH GREG
Thought this was a fake account
Huhh so this is his regular youtube account as well as his channel
..... Good, good, good video! Many guys these guys NEED to watch this video multiple times!!!!!
The energy that this guy carry is exceptional.
Damn he dropped some truth bombs!! every one loves a brave person!
Wait some people are offended with spicy señorita?
Isn't it like a compliment? Like saying sexy/beautiful ladies. Dafuc is wrong with people now a days smh
Because some gremlin looking, miserable chicks find it offensive to sexualize women like that.
My boy Alpha speaking the truth right here!!!
I just love this man's confidence. Like he doesn't give a sh*t about people who are gonna hate on him when they hear him talk like that(the new ones who don't know he is always like this, charismatic) and he just says what he wants to say.... Just Awesome..!
When he said the SJW part, I wished I could've give 50 likes
Bro lmao saaaaame
Yesss!
Yaaàaaassss
This is by far the funniest and most down to earth video I’ve seen in a long time on RUclips! Alpha was giving straight facts 100%
"Any woman with over 350" i literally dont know any girl from my area that has lass than 350 followers... which is not much too be honest
Tbh, that ruled out every girl
I don't have insta, snapchat or tiktok. Facebook only for job search groups with 7 friends who are my family- I guess, "don't date weirdos" is the next on your list.
NO but Aplha doesn't told exactly this number again and again...it is just a matter of fact...main thing is that is she a social media influencer.....or a social media model....i.e. who posts bikini pics...etc etc in hotels photoshoot
Most girls have way over 350 so thats a tough one to stay away from
Also don't date a chick that says "I'm not like them I'm different"
Homer Simpson ahaha heaps of girls say that so ironically makes them the same
😂😂true
Dini date anyone😂
Nawalt
Good call Homer.
She’s NEVER Yours, Just Your Turn. 💯
Long term relationships aren't impossible. There just hard so people give up. I know the red pill theory and mgtow comes to percentages. Chances of it working are low so why risk being on the other side. It's truly not impossible. The idea of someone being yours is dumb.
Soooooooo true.....lol
That is why I got No Love for No Bitch....!
😂😂😂😭😭😭
Aww , is that what you guys tell yourselves to “hide” your emotions?. It’s okay to feel, being a tough ass can only take you so far with a woman. That macho bullshit is old.
"Super into Animals" Carole Baskin? 🤔
LMAO .. probably
Killed her husband...wacked him!
😂😂😂😂😂
jose . luis fed him to tigers they snaking
Hahahaha
I love how alpha is just happy and energized love u man
Starts dating
Me: I just checked you have 351 followers on IG
Her: So what?
Me: I’m unfollowing you or I’m done here.
Omg I love alpha, wouldn’t be the same without him.
Yooo I know right?!
Also don't date a girl who's into drugs and marijuana.
Obviously 😂
Bcuz she will eat all of yours stuff?
@@kirill725 Pretty much. Plus it shows how they have problems and demons they are battling.
Wtf?? Because you smoke weed you have demons?
Nothing wrong with weed
Real and refreshing
alpha spittin facts in this one!
Just find a girl that gives good top. Everything else really doesn’t matter all that much.
- Rosa Parks
Lol
Lmao
Never date a woman with kids and says she’s a whole package
Agreed!!
💯👍🏼
we both know.. we don't date them.. we just in it for the sex... and free food.
Lmao
yup. crazy
This guy is so funny and yet spits straight facts
Stay away from girls who:
Open their legs from day 1.
Say i love you and you are the best man ever blah blah blah from the first week.
Who still talks about her ex even if she says bad words about him.
Who is rushing a lot, let's go live together let's get married, i want to know your parents, etc.
Who cheated on her ex, probably would do the same to you.
Who jumps from relationship to relationship without letting some time to pass.
Who has low self esteem.
Who doesn't use protection during sex, she did that with everyone, you are not the special one.
A girl that uses a lot of make up, yes this is a bad sign.
A girl that talks bad.
Bonus from me, a girl that your grandma doesn't like, grandmas always are right. :D
Man, I dated that girl. Yes. I mean she was all of that.
Man, that's great tip!
i think we’ve all had that experience and everytime we think it’s going to go great then the relationship goes to hell
Bruh. I double that grandmas are never wrong about girls.
Eric Williams Dude same.
Wow guys, i just got cheated on by a girl i thought im gonna marry. I was with my buddies having discussions, then she showed up holding hands with another guy. I got angry, so i scared away the guy, but then the mother of the girl came to take her home. We had an arguement for about an hour, she tried to explain why she cheated on me, etc, but i told her mom everything about her "princess" and she was shocked. I hope it was a great revenge and she gets what she deserves, not by me but by the cruel so called "LIFE".
My heart is still broken asf
Never argue with someone who cheated on you. If you really want to get back at them. Break up as soon as you find out and dont say another word. Don't ask, don't nag. Don't beg. It will drive them crazy.
Victor Jasso correct just cut her off actions speak louder than words and in 2020 I recommend not getting married things go south quick just check the divorce rates not worth it for the man they end up losing she ends up winning remember shes never yours its just your turn 💯💯
Last year I had a coworker and she was pretty cute and all, but when I got her snap, her snap score was like 800k. That was the biggest turn off I’ve ever had.
Number 5 is so true. I wish i had listened to you Alpha.
11. Just focus on you cause that's the best relationship!
IKR
Any chick who shows any signs of being caught up on her ex
Preach, King.
I always make them forget about their ex. Lmao.
Man, I really needed to hear that last type... My most recent relationship ended just over two years ago after we had been dating for four years and I've been crushed ever since. Alpha, the way you described the last type, for some reason, gave me a new perspective regarding my most recent break up! Even though she said she will always love, care, and appreciate me, (as she was breaking up with me over the phone), maybe those claims weren't to the degree that I deserve to receive, or to the degree that she deserves to give. I guess two people who, from my perspective, love each other very deeply, can end up growing apart, especially if one, or both of them, are unsure of what they want in a life long partner. Alpha, thanks for handing me a new lens to view that painful moment in my life through, because now, it's somehow not all that painful... YOU'RE THE MAN!
Keep your head up king, your crown is falling. Most of us go through that one toxic relationship that almost crushes our self-esteem and confidence, but just know that after time passes and you heal, you’ll value yourself more and you will be wiser at the time of picking your companion.
Man sometimes I put up a video of you just because your way of speech, the excitement and just the originality you have and put in these video's just makes me smile.
Keep it up😁
Alpha: aggressive
Tmf: confident
Alex Costa: soft
@@askayem Yes+
It's funny to realize how women seek "the perfect man"... yet, most of these types of women are absolutely the opposite.
CHaoS GaminG All these “hot instagram models” and random publics figures have nothing good to offer to the table anyway.
@Bob Da buster There are more men out there considering average looking girls easily.
@Bob Da buster I myself don't require a supermodel,just good looking chicks.
@Bob Da buster I know it's a pretty broad statement, but people desire an ideal partner... after time they'll realize this barely happens in life. But who said I talk to women about these topics? Nobody is perfect, gotta face facts. Of course women won't like it when you say that :)
Funny how guys do the same!!
I've never met a real gentleman in my life!!
I'm tired of everyone projecting their inner issues on everything everyone says!! And getting triggered just to look like a good person in the publics eye
Ngl...this is true but I don't see this getting fixed
Jamar Estwick we are talking about real issues. It doesn’t matter a hoot what the public thinks, just comparing notes. Period!
They said they're tired of you too. lol jk2
Totally agree 100% Super true Super video Thanks Cheers from Prague
I’m dating a girl that has horses...😳 when you said that I about lost my shit laughing.
Horse girls are like car guys, it can be cool or creepy depending on how obsessed they are lol. If she spends entire days whispering to her horse and treats it better than you then run but otherwise, she might just have a hobby.
@@officialaleksiz you like what you like i like em a little crazy. like redheads and green eyes lol
Guys, what's with the horse girls? They're spoiled; or rich looking down on other people, or it's the family?
Can we all appreciate the motivation this dude gives us with his constant cheers ? It's really awesome of you alpha!
Another thing is don’t go for a girl who has over a million snap score on Snapchat because dude ngl she has like 20 other guys waiting to go inside her. The hard truth :(
I dont know about anyone else but from where I'm from 1,000,000 score is pretty average to even low because the kids are addicted to snap
Sord IT lmao no 100,000 is around average only one of my friends has 1,000,000 score
Don’t date girls who take Snapchat and having flames seriously. That’s teenager behavior, I couldn’t care less about keeping streaks and getting a high snap score
Coke Zero sugar wtf are your friends. Most people I know have like 10-50k
Coke Zero sugar you dont understand mate the kids im around have had snap since about 2012, I have around 950,000 score and i barely use the stupid thing, i just send a streak everyday, chat to the miso because mad simp and have three main friends i talk to
Emotionally stable, financially secure, smoking hot - pick two!! If you find the unicorn that is all 3, more power to you brother!!!!!!
I needed this, considering my current girlfriend has 4 of these qualities 😒
Gg get out
Witch ones qualities? Pardon me you make me feel curious
rockxion the common ones
Alpha be with you bro.
F
Well fellas, I just doged a bullet! My ex is about 70% of this list and my crazy ass wanted to marry her😂😂😂
I wish Alpha made this video earlier.
So basically Mr.Alpha saying that is “don’t date today’s era girl, try getting a 70’s 80’s cougar”... right????!!!
Cougars and older women dont play games though man, they want what they want and dont play with your feelings more often then not.
Older women seems to be more mature and are more into settling down and being serious than those younger ones who are into being too "free" and "collecting" relationships. You have a higher chance on staying longer with an older one than someone whose under 30
arun Vibgyor Nick Jonas did this, but she does belong in every in the list...
Danny Benhur at least they r happy for now I guess!! But I really like Ryan and Eva mendes though since that would be a proper comparison
I don't ever regret subscribing to your channel
LMAO "Life is not that bad, and if it is, i don't wanna be with you"
dead ”i’ll give you something to be pessimistic about, pack your shit” 😂😂
This is worth learning.
Social Justice Warrior "Dont hit me" 😂😂😂😂😂
"Don't Touch Me"
@@chicxulub2947 Lmao 😂😂 I'm Intellectual Property!
Person complained about "spicy senorita" was definitely a "Karen"
Lol yup
Or the "c" word.
@@SM_zzz coulda been Caron...
I’m in love a with Latina girl named Karen bro fml 😢😢😢
@@Jordan7123 I was thinking Carole tho 😂
all spot on but 9 really hit home. they will use that in a fight and say your using big words to belittle then
This video eliminates like 90% of girls out there
I know wtf
That’s what makes finding the perfect girl, just a little bit easier.
Fuck yeah it does 🤣😂👍
@C T at least the gays aren’t cold hearted and stuck up and actually have compassion instead of some of these women 😂
I'm the list guy. Girls you shouldn't date:
1. Anyone who can't take a joke
2. A social justice warrior
3. Any woman with over 350 IG followers
4. Someone your friend dated
5. A flirty girl even if she's into you
6. A super jealous and insecure girl
7. Those who are super into animals
8. The pessimist who is pissed off and always negative
9. Dummies! Even if she's hot with a bangin' booty
10. Anybody who doesn't appreciate you and think you are amazing
Bruh it's in the description
Idk what’s smoother the smoothies alpha makes or his sponsor advertisements
Dude, I usually don't like your style ideas but this shit cracked me up, this was straight from the heart and decades of experience 🤣
you should start using a term Spicy Señor as well! equality and shit.
I read this with Russian accent. I’m now drunk from imaginary vodka
You sound like the SJW girl one should never date.