Black Christmas (2019) Movie Review

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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

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  • @uhchiaobito9989
    @uhchiaobito9989 3 года назад +16

    Someone tell me why this dude isn’t more popular he’s been on here for so long, he’s a true review movie buff and is funny as shit

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 2 года назад +5

      Him and ocpcommunications are real people with a passion for movies

  • @JoeDredd2012
    @JoeDredd2012 4 года назад +12

    1:16 Nice touch LAMO!!!!!!
    8:13 I always lose it whenever you speak spanish ROFL!!!!!!!!
    25:29-26:16 Agreed 1000% with you bro well said!
    Another great job on a epic rant that's too bad they have put all that SJW/feminist as your leads of a horror or any movie period as you are I'm not big into ''Black Christmas'' films I never seen the 74 film I remember not minding the 2006 remake dough It has it's problems but still would rather re-visit that film then sit though this propaganda feminist shit being dumped right on my face IMHO.

  • @nordicwarrior5014
    @nordicwarrior5014 4 года назад +5

    lol I saw this in the cinema on its release day and I shit you not, half of the audience walked out mid way through. The ones who remained laughed out loud as soon as the credits came up and everyone was like "That was the worst piece of crap I have ever seen" I reviewed it that day as soon as I got home and ranted about it calling it the worst movie of all time. The cinema was showing it to empty screens the day after and the movie I hear never even made its budget back. This was the worst kind of disgusting feminist propaganda I have ever had to sit through. Even the women in the theatre hated it.

  • @JT_Grogan
    @JT_Grogan 4 года назад +23

    This was probably the worst horror movie of 2019 for me

    • @LordMalice6d9
      @LordMalice6d9 4 года назад +3

      @Nick Gagnon 2019 had a lot of really awful films. So that is really saying something!

    • @mattclayer6541
      @mattclayer6541 4 года назад +1

      One of the worst horror movies ever!

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 3 года назад

      What about the Jacob's Ladde remake?

    • @jackgarrison8497
      @jackgarrison8497 Год назад

      @@Johnlindsey289 I have only seen The Original Movie which is A Great Movie but I have never seen The Remake so I can't say if I whould agree or not about it being Terrible

    • @jackgarrison8497
      @jackgarrison8497 Год назад

      @@LordMalice6d9 Carl Elwes. I want to Play A Game so Jigsaw is now forcing Him and Everyone else to get murdered by The Killer?

  • @hardbody2072
    @hardbody2072 3 года назад +4

    Whoever wrote in the Diva Cup line should be fired... wow. Next level

  • @deathmetalelitist666
    @deathmetalelitist666 4 года назад +14

    For me, the only black Christmas movies are the original and the 2006 remake

    • @thepossessor
      @thepossessor 4 года назад +6

      A lot of people trash the 2006 remake but I actually enjoyed it

    • @deathmetalelitist666
      @deathmetalelitist666 4 года назад +5

      @@thepossessor me too

    • @boomstickcritique902
      @boomstickcritique902 4 года назад +6

      @@thepossessor It was trashed before this one came out now its developing a cult following

    • @deathmetalelitist666
      @deathmetalelitist666 4 года назад +4

      @@boomstickcritique902 I always enjoyed it not as good as the original tho

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 3 года назад +2

      Love the original and the 2006 remake was decent

  • @jwnj9716
    @jwnj9716 4 года назад +3

    I cant believe the ripped off the famous jumpscare in The Exorcist 3 but with no impact.

  • @OcpCommunications
    @OcpCommunications 4 года назад +12

    Fantastic job with the rant as always my friend. I would have some more harsh words to say about the film, but I will save them for later. Because I might hurt the film's feelings too much. lol

  • @shadowleon659
    @shadowleon659 4 года назад +12

    I would rather watch the 2006 remake Black Xmas anyday of the week, month and year over this feminist propaganda.

    • @coloniellizardt4191
      @coloniellizardt4191 4 года назад +4

      That 2006 remake was at least a tolerable over-the-top gory slasher. 😉

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 3 года назад +1

      @@coloniellizardt4191
      That was a a decent remake but glad this new one bombed

  • @michaelmenei5403
    @michaelmenei5403 4 года назад +4

    Totally glad I decided to avoid this trainwreck of an film. I'll go watch the original instead. :D

  • @chriswideman4284
    @chriswideman4284 4 года назад +7

    Love your epic rant funny psycho breaks. Lol

  • @dylanmorris7357
    @dylanmorris7357 4 года назад +7

    Lol well you did say you'd review any movie Matt. I still haven't seen this myself and will most likely never will because of all the radical, feminist BS that I've heard about it. I like the original Black Christmas too, but honestly the 2006 remake is very underrated IMO. Never got the hate for it and if you want to watch a bunch of hot women in a over the top, gory slasher flick than you should definitely check it out.

  • @takayasu2009
    @takayasu2009 4 года назад +2

    The original 'Black Christmas' with Olivia Hussey and John Saxon is classic.

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 3 года назад +1

      Yup and this remake is trash

    • @Tanner5103
      @Tanner5103 3 года назад

      @@Johnlindsey289 if I will be honest. I enjoyed them all in different ways.

    • @jackgarrison8497
      @jackgarrison8497 Год назад

      @@Johnlindsey289 R.I.P John Saxon maybe Freddy Kruger dragged Him to Hell when He Died?

  • @alexreeder2372
    @alexreeder2372 4 года назад +4

    I love your rant videos

  • @oglecountyraptor
    @oglecountyraptor 3 года назад +1

    Is Hollywood never going to understand that nobody likes this shit?

  • @artofmore7197
    @artofmore7197 4 года назад +4

    *Feminist film comes out*
    Ah shit, here we go again.

  • @kleptrep94
    @kleptrep94 4 года назад +4

    Outside of documentaries, this was the worst movie I've seen in cinemas.

    • @CovertLemon
      @CovertLemon 4 года назад

      After watching this piece of shit film I’m going to encourage my kids to never get married.

  • @brentrowe7042
    @brentrowe7042 4 года назад +3

    And they wonder why most people don't go to the movies nowadays we go to see movies to be entertained not have a bunch of sjw hot garbage crammed down our throats

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 3 года назад

      SJW woke and cancel culture will die out near the end of this decade as everyone has had enough of it! entertainment will return

  • @TimfromMKE
    @TimfromMKE 4 года назад +1

    Don't know of one person even women who like this movie

  • @alazmatfilms
    @alazmatfilms 4 года назад +2

    The review could have ended at 1:14 and it would be just as accurate.

  • @princeofnohr8572
    @princeofnohr8572 4 года назад +1

    The moment i saw the trailer I knew it was gonna be shit, haven’t seen it never will, reviews will say it all

  • @coloniellizardt4191
    @coloniellizardt4191 4 года назад +2

    Really horrendous movie. Had I did see this piece of shit, it would've easily been my worst movie of 2019.
    Blumhouse is truly a hit and miss studio, but more of the latter so far.
    Even the equally atrocious Charlie's Angels reboot at least had one positive aspect, this one has zero.

  • @paulhirst7602
    @paulhirst7602 4 года назад +4

    Truly awful movie, I've only seen this actress Imogen Poots in two decent flicks 28 weeks later and Green Room. Avoid her in Vivarium too with Jesse Eisenberg.

    • @wiinterflowers4277
      @wiinterflowers4277 4 года назад +2

      She's an excellent actress. And sexy in my book. Plus I loved Green Room!

  • @mitcht6289
    @mitcht6289 2 года назад

    It's on Netflix now, and I made it literally 15 minutes in and turned it off. Because I knew exactly where this shit was going. Not even gonna bother with it.
    Disgraceful. Fucking disgraceful.

  • @Sharkman42
    @Sharkman42 2 года назад

    I haven't even watched watched this and I still feel offended by it just based off what I've heard and it by god is damn well enough to keep me from watching it. "Men suck" - what makes you think you have the goddamn right to say a statement like that!? Especially on a goddamn POSTER!!??

  • @samuel2531
    @samuel2531 4 года назад +8

    Lmao who made him watch this

    • @michaelgray6955
      @michaelgray6955 4 года назад +1

      I know people are going to pay Matt for patreon for insight an knowledge on certain films an that's cool but most of the Time I imagine people are going to pay Matt to do rants, Lol 🙂 just for the pure entertainment, Lol 🙂

    • @samuel2531
      @samuel2531 4 года назад +3

      @@michaelgray6955 lol basically

    • @vicenteguerrero1433
      @vicenteguerrero1433 3 года назад

      @@michaelgray6955 not sure if i will ever start pay pal or patreon accounts so. i wait for the day Matt gets paid to rant on the Harmony Korine movie "trash Humpers". that was such a weird script and hard to understand what was the point of TR

  • @pa2fla357
    @pa2fla357 4 года назад +2

    Finally been waiting for this one! You need to review the 1974 original one

  • @joerazz91
    @joerazz91 4 года назад

    FUCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! LMAO 😂

  • @1f5sda
    @1f5sda 10 месяцев назад

    You have my sympathy!

  • @CovertLemon
    @CovertLemon 4 года назад +5

    Politics shouldn't control movies, artists should control movies.

    • @michaelgray6955
      @michaelgray6955 4 года назад +1

      Yeah agreed man.

    • @thepossessor
      @thepossessor 4 года назад +1

      Yes but the 'artists' happen to be the ones pushing the politics

    • @CovertLemon
      @CovertLemon 4 года назад +1

      Most Hollywood film directors have a liberal mindset when it comes to movies, if their main goal is to keep pushing this bullshit movement then they don’t deserve to be artist my friend.

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 3 года назад

      @@CovertLemon
      People have had enough SJW/woke/cancel culture bullshit! companies should never pander to them, they should ignore them! They should take a lesson from The simpsons just don't look:
      ruclips.net/video/SlKao_Pox5A/видео.html
      Someone once said "I've always been saying for while, there is NO "culture war". There has been there never will. Just like any fads from before they come and they go. I can guarantee you that near the end of this decade this "WOKE/SJW/cancel culture fad will be a thing of the past. Always remain optimistic." trust me near the end of this decade, this whole woke/SJW/cancel culture phase will die out! history always repeats itself and the industry can learn from history.
      Eventually SJWs and their woke culture will fade away soon to be a greatfully forgotten memory and have entertainment be entertainment again as no one should pay attention to them. SJWs will be forgotten about and not fondly remembered. Don't worry, SJW culture will die down and will no longer be relevant.
      I hope history repeats itself. In the late 60s/early 70s there were also problems with rioters and the left. The answer to that was masculine action movies beginning in the late 70s/early 80s. John Wick movies are the beginning and they are box office hits proving it's a throwback to the 80s and 90s action films. Those prove an audience wants pure entertainment and something different that is a throwback to the 80s and 90s action films that isn't political agenda shoved in faces.
      SJW/woke culture doesn't sell! look at the box office results for Ghostbusters 2016, Ocean's 8 and MIB 4, all underperformed! while Terminator Dark Fail and Charlie's Angels reboot BOMBED, NFL/NHL/MLB/NBA ratings tanked, Gilette lost 9 billion dollars and all. The female Die Hard movie will bomb badly. This will make hollywood wake up and learn audiences don't want agenda politics in entertainment and will fire woke people and hire people with actual standards on how to do escapism stories. People with standards have had enough SJW/woke/cancel culture bullshit and political agenda in entertainment like Star Wars today, Bill and Ted 3, and so on. Socialism always fails, always had, always will and so will woke. Even the GB 2016 merchandise had low sales while merchandise to the classic GB franchise sold very well, it's a New Coke and Coca-Cola classic thing of how New Coke failed while Coca-Cola classic was a success.
      The older female film heroes like Taarna from Heavy metal, Ripley, Sarah Conner, Anne Lewis in Robocop 1 and 2, Kill Bill's Bride etc. did the female movie hero thing better than today's half assed lazy attempts film attempts which today's are just done for man-bashing woke points instead of actual likable charismatic and engaging female heroes on the screen. If anyone want to create an actual strong woman character for a movie, learn from the elder films even Ann Lewis from Robocop 1 and 2 and and those ladies i mentioned of how to do them right. The next generation of kids are now rebelling hard against this SJW/woke nonsense. Woke culture will die out and sanity will be restored.
      The woke/SJW/cancel culture thing is a fad that will mercifully fade away. Even SJWs as they will fade away and be irrelevant and entertainment will return to being entertainment again like in the good old days. Hollywood must learn from history and repeat itself like it does. SJW/woke culture will not be forever, near the end of this decade the SJWs and the Political Correction will be forgotten and Abandoned, like all the Fashions of each Decade. The reason those older films i mentioned and their female heroes i mentioned still resonate is that the filmmakers at the time were just trying to make the best movies that they could. Thus those films and characters tend to be timeless in their way.
      By contrast, many - but not all - modern filmmakers are trying to be /timely/ by checking off a bunch of woke-ass, diversity marketing boxes in an attempt pander to the current hipster crowd - most of whom don’t care anyway. The implication of this is that these current pander-cinema films will just age badly in the years to come. Fortunately all of the woke/SJW/cancel culture garbage will eventually rot away into obscurity. We will get good stories again some day... Hollywood is in the crapper right now so here's hoping that all of the wokeness is circling the drain along with the rest of the talentless hacks that write it.

    • @jackgarrison8497
      @jackgarrison8497 Год назад

      @@michaelgray6955 Only like in The Omen and The Star Wars Prequels actually have to do with Politics should Politics be in The Movie

  • @vicenteguerrero1433
    @vicenteguerrero1433 4 года назад

    this shit movie only had one good on screen kill. I watched it for free and was still YELLING about how bad it was

  • @Tanner5103
    @Tanner5103 3 года назад

    I'm half half on this movie, some things I like, some things I didn't.

  • @squirrelpower1666
    @squirrelpower1666 3 года назад +1

    The cover is explanation enough for me to avoid this film. At this point it's not even worth trying to explain why I avoid any film with a group of womyn on the movie poster. It's all broke for woke.

  • @DaniloRSilva-hh8md
    @DaniloRSilva-hh8md 2 года назад

    I never saw it in theaters.thank the lord.but I did saw it at home downloaded on my computer.this movie made me sooooo angry more than the 2006 remake.i almost punch my computer monitor
    But I told myself cool down take it easy.and this was 2 weeks befire the pandemic begins.so I skip to the end and man I was annoyed so much I deleted the copy and grab a beer to cool down while watching Star Wars lightsaber duels on RUclips to erase that movie out of my head.this movie raped my mind and tortured it more than any movie before.

  • @JoelCraike
    @JoelCraike 4 года назад

    Glad I never saw this POS movie I was going to at one point but from the moment I knew it was PG-13 I definitely passed

  • @unconditionalprong
    @unconditionalprong 4 года назад

    I've never seen this and don't really have the desire to. I think the original is a solid film. The women even in the original had something distinct about them. It could even be seen as feminist. Olivia Hussey and Margot Kidder are good examples of this. There's also the whole obscene phone call thing in the original. It's said by a character you're supposed to dislike.
    I think it's more about how the film is written. Sociopolitical undertones can work in a film but there needs to have more dimensions to it. When you don't have that, your film runs the risk of being preachy. This film seems like a bad version of a Diablo Cody script. It thinks that its smarter and hipper than it really is. The original balances this better by having the women be characters all their own, but not making it look like an echo chamber in movie form.

  • @zachtonight75
    @zachtonight75 Год назад

    I still can't believe that good films are being ruined by Karens... 🤦

  • @johnnyzero8853
    @johnnyzero8853 3 года назад +1

    I don’t watch new movies anymore

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 3 года назад +1

      But there is some gems now

    • @jackgarrison8497
      @jackgarrison8497 Год назад

      @@Johnlindsey289 I do even when They get all tons of hate just to see if there is anything good in The Movies and TV Shows and whatever else People are always ranting about

  • @latviandragon2718
    @latviandragon2718 4 года назад

    where is that "fuck" scene from?
    and will you review mortal kombat scorpions revange

    • @ramboraph4life
      @ramboraph4life  4 года назад +1

      From a Nic Cage film called Deadfall. I'm pretty busy with requests at the moment so not seeing scorpions revenge anytime soon.

    • @jackgarrison8497
      @jackgarrison8497 Год назад

      @@ramboraph4life I have never seen any of The Black Christmas Movies

    • @jackgarrison8497
      @jackgarrison8497 Год назад

      @@ramboraph4life White Christmas is A Fantastic Movie and Song

  • @LTJfan
    @LTJfan 4 года назад

    Damn....and I thought Cats (2019) was cringeworthy bad

  • @christopherraes1821
    @christopherraes1821 4 года назад

    Its stooped they made another remake when the other remake came out not that long ago.

  • @vicenteguerrero1433
    @vicenteguerrero1433 3 года назад

    7:07 to 7:14 really i only liked Kristen Stewart's scenes and only watched for her

  • @chazremington8011
    @chazremington8011 2 года назад

    Should have left the great '74 original alone, or at the very least, stopped with the 2006 version. 2019 version completely unnecessary indeed!

  • @brandondvorak4301
    @brandondvorak4301 3 года назад

    I guess im the only one who liked it XD

  • @alexreeder2372
    @alexreeder2372 4 года назад +1

    Can you review the Netflix horror movie eli

  • @jdogjohnson9038
    @jdogjohnson9038 4 года назад

    Haven't seen this not interested especially from the same company that remade tiny bits of every damn Halloween sequel in one movie!!!

  • @KingOfAllDragoons
    @KingOfAllDragoons 4 года назад

    I might watch this film again just to make fun it but it’s a fucking horrible movie. Great job on the review

  • @andybrown8457
    @andybrown8457 4 года назад +2

    What's up with all this man hating movies and political crap

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 3 года назад +1

      Yup, this woke and SJW crap will die down near the end of this decade to be forgotten and entertainment will return back to normal

    • @meninblack3585
      @meninblack3585 2 года назад

      Tired of all this woke and sjw and feminist era and its only getting worse. This generation is embarrasing.

  • @wiinterflowers4277
    @wiinterflowers4277 3 года назад

    Watched it last night and I'll say this: worst Christmas movie since A Christmas Story!

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 3 года назад

      Not a fan of Christmas Story?

    • @wiinterflowers4277
      @wiinterflowers4277 3 года назад

      @@Johnlindsey289 *NO!* I had to watch it for 24 hours EVERY Christmas Day growing up and it's fucking annoying to sit through!

    • @jackgarrison8497
      @jackgarrison8497 Год назад

      @@wiinterflowers4277 I like A Christmas Story but They definitely over play it way too much on TV

    • @wiinterflowers4277
      @wiinterflowers4277 Год назад

      @@jackgarrison8497 It's more disturbing and annoying than funny.

    • @jackgarrison8497
      @jackgarrison8497 Год назад

      @@wiinterflowers4277 True I don't understand why They have to constantly Replay it for 24 Hours every Christmas Eve ok it's A really good Movie but even The best Movie or Movie Series can get extremely boring to some People when You constantly Replay it so many times They also do that with The Godfather Back to The Future Movies

  • @alexreeder2372
    @alexreeder2372 4 года назад

    Rant on cult of Chucky again

  • @The_Husband_of_Jane_Lane
    @The_Husband_of_Jane_Lane 4 года назад

    I didn't know there's another remake until now. Funny enough, I saw the original film on RUclips for free back on December 23rd, 2019.
    Now watching this review, I'm glad I did not see the 2019 remake because it's another pile of feminist garbage.

  • @JosephASobora
    @JosephASobora 4 года назад

    This might as well be called "Assassination Nation: Part II" instead of a second "Black Christmas" remake! I'm getting sick and tired of seeing these "Gender bashing/SJW/Feminazi" Propaganda type of films that this dumbed-down generation is shoving! They should be banned for life! I enjoy the original "Black Christmas" from director, Bob Clark, the first remake was above average and didn't care about it. But even that's better than this PG-13 "Blumhouse" Water-downed Slasher with Women as heroines being totally sexist towards men who are evil!

  • @boomstickcritique902
    @boomstickcritique902 4 года назад

    The original is pretty much what inspired Halloween. As for this one nobody likes it I havent meet but maybe 2 people who liked it. As for the first remake at least it was stupid entertainment

  • @Johnlindsey289
    @Johnlindsey289 Год назад

    Love the original don’t mind 2006 but this was woke garbage

  • @traviseddings6267
    @traviseddings6267 4 года назад

    this movie was fucking horrible

  • @lorddraugr3138
    @lorddraugr3138 4 года назад +5

    “Who back in the day was a racist, and a sexist”
    Me: Oh I know where this is going.
    “This black goo, takes control of guys”
    Me: OH WE KNOW WHERE THIS IS GOING!
    “Was afraid that wemon would overpower men!”
    Me: 👏 congratulations, another movie to add to the list of political SJW bullsh!t remakes!

    • @Johnlindsey289
      @Johnlindsey289 3 года назад

      This woke/SJW/cancel culture garbage nonsense will die out near the end of this decade and entertainment will return back to normal

    • @joshpritt2146
      @joshpritt2146 7 месяцев назад

      Fuck this and Oceans 8.