HONKAI STAR RAIL SLANDER TO MAKE YOU LAUGH (REDDIT EDITION)
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- Опубликовано: 10 фев 2025
- HONKAI STAR RAIL SLANDER TO MAKE YOU LAUGH (REDDIT EDITION)
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hsr has been teccys best era by far
A happy tectone is the best era and this is peak happiness
@@TeamWhatvrstaff of homa
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IM from the Future, It gets better bro
@@bielgrassi4106how's zenless zone zero?
I skipped Luocha and realize it was my biggest mistake because he's so op and his sp positive which makes his value Skyhigh and he really unlocked easy mode just like Sw in HSR
I didn't, I tried my best and didn't get him, I spent money, 4 hrs left and I was still pulling, I got Bladie though and I hate Natasha bcos I leveled up Luocha's 4* lc and relics just for him
My free to play homie feels the same way I think he hates talking to me about the game cuz I have 1 LOL
i'm actually don't really like to use SW and prefer Pela for more skillpoints and AOE def down. I dont have enought of supports to make Selee's team to get 100% quantum weakness in a lot of situations and if an enemy boss HAS enemy weekness for Selee, no reaslon to implant weakness with SW.
Getting SW is my biggest regret.
I accidentally got Luocha. I just wanted a Yukong copy and got him before realizing I get a free copy of her
I skipped him and i'm proud to say I never regretted it. If I pulled him then i wont have Kafka rn which is I'll regret big time than getting another healer
imagine complaining about Silverwolf enjoyers, but pulling for Seele Kafka and Luocha omegalul
He ain't wrong.
@@microqueen69you can turn your brain off while having luocha in your team
True lol. I got SW without knowing what she did and ended up getting pleasantly surprised
SW makes the game easier but still can't go FA braindead
Luocha does lol XD
@@MeguLook212 you can also turn your brain off with decent relics, the game was never hard...
The issue with Herta and Himeko is they are really REALLY good at the run of the mill gameplay that you auto-battle your way through anyway lol , they just make it that 3% more efficient
I actually think the issue is that their scaling is so fucked. On the high end, maxed out Herta with a good set feels fucking cracked, especially vs most bosses or elites that summon mobs. But she is significantly worse at base level. Its not that shes a shit character, its more like her level scaling makes her seem shit early on so nobody will build into her. Taking her into MOC to just delete trash while your main dps just burns down the main target just feels so good. I cant speek on Himeko cuz I dont have Himeko but at least looking at her kit it feels like a similar issue, but worse because Herta can be obtain max Es for free and Himeko is 5star so you cant obtain her Es as easily. All current Erudition character are very dependent on getting Es and boost up significantly once you get some.
E6 maxed Himeko build is probably better at CC than E6 Kafka, but E0 Himeko is significantly worse than E0 Kafka.
@@williamwatson9781 tru tru. the thing is as a low spender (BP + Express Pass) i actually want to build up a Herta but at this stage of the games lifecycle im barely keeping up with building 2 new units at a time , ive finally finished my Kafka and working on Luka so Herta is perpetually on the shelf (;_;)
@@ImDerpyDuck I accidently got a god roll hunter set so I maxed it out and slapped it on Herta and KuruKurued my way to victory.
If there is a floor were the enemy spawns minnions and are weak to fire or ice, its just funny to see the pair of himeko and Herta just obliterating everything without you doing anything, if you build them strong enough, u only need a few breaks to just wipe the entire stage (except the boss of course)
@@ImDerpyDuck For me, Herta can do great with mediocre relics, but that's also because I went for Jing Yuan's Lightcone (for when I get Himeko). The biggest problem with Erudition characters is that their light cones suck. The BP lightcone is busted on Qingque and Jingyuan's lightcone is great for him, Himeko, and Herta. After that, the next best lightcone is Seriousness of Breakfast. Note, the BP lightcone for Erudition has the same base atk as the 5* Herta shop Lightcones.
When it comes to his opinion on Bailu I think the biggest thing he forgets is that she gives max Hp Which unlike Natasha can put you out of ranges of things like Yanqing ult thing So you don't need to Revive you just live it. Builu is more a aoe healer and Natasha is single target healer. If the enemy is attacking multiple targets constantly Natasha just crumbles. And to go with the opposite it can feel really annoying using bailu Against the Monkey.
In my opinion the only fight Natasha is better is Kafka. I find generally it's not worth cleansing anything else Because the only one I actually fell is worth cleaning is the healer themselves. Granted i run fast DPS (seele and Kafka) Which means the effects of Freeze and stuff are basically pointless and it better to saving the point. I also have bronya which can cleanse if I need it Even if I had a slow DPS.
(Linx Will probably be better just because of the focus. You don’t need to heal everyone if only one is taking damage)
Man when u get to above level6 MOC u will understand the true meaning of cleanse cuz it not only cc that needed be removed but those DOT dmg if u let the dot dmg stack without cleansing them then gg u r done if u don't outdmg them
Honestly I wouldn't really say Natasha is purely single target healing since she can recharge her ult extremely quickly so she can handle group healing pretty decently as well
People sleeps in the fact that, now the bosses deal debuffs to compensate and deal more damage + gaining buffs and to slow you down, so in this era Natasha or Luocha are better BUT
There could be a type of floor where the enemys are like, fk it, we dont deal any debuffs but we just hit like a madmans truck (and this is an rpg and there are healers that heal less for more utility and healers that overheal you but are simple) the extra MAX HP and damage reduction will maintain you alive in those situations while you can 3 dps the enemys, every 5 star from the release had his purpose so we can wait.
A perfect example is, that giant robot that summons 2 explotion bois and then he just jumps at you dealing a lot of AOE damage ? That but on steroids, the other option is building your dps bulkier but you would deal less damage.
I would understand if Bailu was just a Natasha in steroids, but she has her owm special system makes your team bulkier and can evade one of your squishiests units deaths, Luocha is for a prolonged and "tactical" fight removing debuffs and not allowing the enemy to buff himself too much, Bailu feels like she is prepared to just hold the line at the storm, at the most powerfull dps oriented enemy team, no buffs no debbufs only raw damage.
a good bailu has amazing single target heal ngl the no clense is the only really bad thing
The best part about Bailu is Invigoration. She's literally part-Fire-MC with Invigoration, since your teammates end up losing less HP when they get hit (if any, if also paired with Fire MC). If Cleanse is absolutely required, you can run Bailu with March 7th, who can also prevent enemies from damaging you by just stunlocking them entirely. The revive is just the icing on the cake.
Hell, her last Trace actually makes your teammates take 10% less damage while Invigoration is active. Pair that with the 10% health increase when she heals targets to full HP and you can pretty much guarantee that no one's getting one-shotted. Her Skill healing is somewhat RNG, but it heals so much that it would be broken as hell if it wasn't.
I wish I could go to different timelines so I could see what would happen if tectone didn’t get kafkaa
Tectone is my favorite streamerrr definitely one of the better bald men to grace us with his splen DOORUSS presence
When tectone washes his face, how far up does his hands goes? 🤔
I don't think he considers his head as his forehead but he just washes it all anyway
@@Saberdud he did it on stream once, a bit past the eyebrows but that's it, you don't forget where your for head ends 🤣
I honestly admit that I let my blade die once before but that's mainly because I went into the battle with him not being full hp and just used his skill and normal and only afterwards realized he's basically dead and there was no shot was he living a single attack
My favorite characters so far are:
Clara
Blade
Loucha
And Jing Yuan (yeah, I know he doesn’t have massive damage but I like his character.)
I’m on a husbando collection spree. Next one is Imbitor Lunae.
When you say clara you mean svarog right?
Jing yuan do has massive dmg but the thing is to get that juicy massive dmg u need wait 2 or more turn to get lightning lord stack to 10 lol
And wish the god he dont get cc
My f2p Jing Yuan doing 120k damage without supports. 🙂.
I really hate tectone calling him mid.
Also, why does he thinks everyone pulled him for damage. People like me exists who just see the white lion and the lightning lord and pulls
@@FBI20303how the hell fo you do 120k dmg single target on Jingyuan. My 205 Cdmg Jingyuan barely does 80k 10 stacks.
bro the QQ one is SO relatable icl, its always satisfying when i get those crits with autarky
I didn't see my main clara here tho :c
10:12
Clara mains be Masochistic XD
The Jingyuan slander in this video hurts my soul 🪦
JY trashing is just a meme, I'll just copium and wait for Erudition Relics and or better LCs. Or literally buffed in the future.
My f2p Jing Yuan doing 120k damage without supports. 🙂.
I really hate tectone calling him mid.
Also, why does he thinks everyone pulled him for damage. People like me exists who just see the white lion and the lightning lord and pulls
@@FBI20303 Trudat.
I honestly felt scammed I thought he had a idle animation with the lion. 2nd reason I was pulling for him 1st was the ULT animation.
5:03 . Here is my take : it doesn't matter that my silver wolf add weakness to the enemy bc
1. She does no damage (i didn't build her for dmg)
2. I can't one shot bosses (i have a seele that i haven't tried to build and don't ask me why idk ._. I use qq instead) (i even have bronya with her lc help ._.)
3.the boss one shots me anyways
4. My team has 3 or 4 differnet elements
you have a Seele but builded qq instead? does that imply that you've pulled her while building up pity? excuse my curiouseness but why did you pulled Seele in the first place?
@@ShinjiKitamuraTV i pulled her cuz she was the first banner and i liked the character and i used her a bit with bronya but idk why at some point through the story i stopped using her and used sushang instead and never used her again
Edit: i don't build up pity that's dumb
And i also don't plan on ever pulling in a banner to get a specific 4 star i really like cuz i had an incident in genshin impact where i wanted c1 for my bennett after losing my 50/50 on hu tao's banner to diluc (which was already pain) only for me to getthe guaranted in 10 pulls and guess what unit it was .... dehya)
you simply got bored of her, this is what i get from your explanation, wich is alright, and more importantly i definitely agree with "building pity is dumb" wish you may keep havin fun in hsr and good luck too! @@xSonik77
You cant oneshot bosses anyway. And isnt qq has comparable damage and with eidolons even higher than seele?
@@rotonek2887 sadly i only got e2 qq
Tectone: I like strategy in my turn based strategy games.
Also Tectone: You can beat the game with your eyes closed.
Qinque is a broken ass 4 star, Teccy is crazy. Pair her up with Tingyun or Bronya and she is one shotting entire waves. What he doesn’t know is that every time pull boosts the damage. It’s the same concept as Lunae, just more RNG. The RNG isn’t even bad either.
Teccy bringing up every serious topics like a parent when their kids try to make a joke.
Destruction units being better erudition units than the actual erudition units is pain
Meanwhile, the only good Erudition character (Qingque) is actually just a Destruction character lmao.
Edit: I actually completely forgot that Serval even exists lmao, but she's almost more of a Nihility character.
@@marksmanmax1158 lmaoo
@@crimsondemon6231 You mean to tell me that a 5* is only slightly better than a 4* that everyone gets for free? That's an L.
@@marksmanmax1158 A 4 star needing 5 copies of her for eidelons without a rate-up banner chances of you getting to that is lower than winning the 50/50 on a limited 5 star. You do know E6 QQ dps output is comparable if not better than E6 Seele
@@Ilikegames804 Yeah, but you can also get QQ copies from the standard banner. You're not getting JY without rolling for JY, and with Kafka out, there's absolutely zero reason to ever roll JY.
Blud is so salty about SW bcs he doesnt have one 🗿
I honestly loved the previous Honkai Slander video that Tectone made. I'm very glad that there's a newer dated version and reactions for us to see.
7:38 when he realized who he just roasted with that pause 🤣🤣🤣🤣
This is just 11 minutes of tectone bad character takes
Edit: I apologize. I didn't finish the video when I wrote this. I have now. These are not bad takes. They are the worst takes.
All the Silver Wolf slander, but there was a time back when the game came out that Tectone would be hyping her up as the unit he was saving for SPECIFICALLY for the reason he rips on her now.
Just saying
Ok so I am not crazy then cause I remember this too lol
just remember today teccy self-reported he is a Coomer who can't get a girl for maining kafka
Tectone please atleast once, just once have a god damn acceptable take man😂😂😂😂
7:40 I can see the depression kick in as he realized
4:09 if you have Loucha on your team you're not gonna need revive anyway because 80% of the time you ain't dying
I am a welt main and I love not letting enemies take a turn. He is kinda nuts in the simulated universe with certain hunt effects.
I will acknowledge this sole Himeko main on my friend list who has her decked out to E6 with a superimposed Jing Yuan LC and maxed out traces.
That dude's clearly a whale, but I appreciate the dedication.
11:09 Teccy so badly wanted to one-up Ishowspeed 💀
that dude is the definition of completely unhinged
I don't have SilverWolf, but I do really want her. The reason I want is not because she's so OP, but because she is so damn pretty, and she's quite literally Haxxor Bunny from HI3. I love my Bronya's so damn much.
You can BASH Bailu all you want, but Bailu has carried my ass on her back in MoC from 1-15 while only having the Fire MC and Yanqing as my only 5 stars. She might not be the best, but I live my smol dragon healer, and she's the MVP of my team in my eyes!😊
A True Classical Hilarity, nice Video Tectone!
If they pull the same stunt they pulled with Zhongli with Jing Yuan it will drive the community insane
Luocha is the Zhongli of Star Rail, he just makes the game easy
More like gepard is the zhongli of hsr
@@DoomOfHeresy doubled
Ain’t no way tectone just tried to cap that luocha doesn’t enable easy mode… try beating all of the content in the game without him, bailu, gepard, silver wolf, jing yuan, or seele. Cause that’s what I had to do. He is hsr easy mode personified.
As the Gigachad Herta main that I am, I ain't gonna act like she's good in boss fights. She alright in the ones where they spawn a bunch of other things with them cause Herta can take them out quick, while also pretty consistently getting off her follow up attacks. Like the SU bosses, she's pretty decent against most of them cause of that (NOT Kafka). But yeah, In 1 on 1s, she's definitely not the best. But she's still fun AF, which is why I main her.
Imo Erudition characters aren't that good for solos, Hunt characters are.
Respect
Dan feng got a disgusting nerf from 900% to 500% on his 3 skill point damage
jing yuan was meta when there were only 2 limited 5* characters in the game
The pure cope from Tectone that Luocha isn't easy mode.
Truuuuuuuue fr
😅
Honestly, it's also somewhat copium to suggest that Silver Wolf is easy mode IMO.
Silver Wolf will make your team better, for sure, but that's what every 5* is supposed to do. She doesn't remove the strategy; she just changes it. Instead of thinking about team comps to match enemy weaknesses, you now have to think about team comps that match well with Silver Wolf (i.e. mono or duo element teams). I honestly can't imagine Silver Wolf would even be that good if you don't have Seele, since you need a hypercarry for SW to truly be cracked and Seele happens to share the same element type.
Luocha, on the other hand, does so much without needing to do anything at all (i.e. spend skill points) that it actually is just easy mode. You can throw him on any team with zero thought required and he'll be cracked. The fact that his auto-heal on a character below 50% HP gives him one stack of Abyss Flower is just mind-numbingly-OP (on top of his healing aura also just being insanely OP). At that point, you don't even need a Preservation unit anymore.
What is homie waffling about with that Serval being better than JY take 😭
To be fair I was gonna pull before the leaks but 500% damage, 12%x6 crit damage and 14%x5? damage is jus the icing on the cake. He's just too cool to pass he summons a dragon I mean what else can I say!
AINTNOWAY, such great vid only to get flopped by YT. D:
I really enjoy this type of content from tectone , pls upload more of these
Still have no idea why I'm watching your videos 😂😂😂❤
Loucha is easy I have him, and he can heal and cleanse off turn, and he can take away enemies buffs
Everywhere himeko slander and all I got from standard banner is himeko, her light cone and another light cone despairge
I still don’t get how people can say they main one character when they play a team of 4 in a turn based game
You are not limited to main a single character. You main that team of 4 therefore, you main 4 characters. In MoC, you main 8 characters minimum.
I'll be honest from what I've seen of Kafka she feels more like an erudition than a nihility character, because she doesn't have any actual debuffs besides shock, who Serval also has(as an erudition unit) but I feel like they made her nihility since there was already two other lightning erudition(Serval and Jing Yuan) and that she'd be more popular as Nihility(which I don't think it would have mattered too much)
I can attest to Blade being able to die. Especially if he gets stunlocked by bs then attacked 5 times in a row and your healer can't remove debuffs because they're stunned too
I agree that silver wolf makes the game easier, but after getting her I really only use her in MoC to round out my teams since my DPS units don't always align with the weaknesses. At the moment I only have a handful of 5* DPS, being Clara, blade, and Seele, which can't solo anything with mid artifacts and c0 s1, aside from Clara using s5 su light cone. People abuse silver wolf to make cracked teams, but they do the same with Bennett in genshin. How can you love one and hate the other?
LETSGO new teccy vid!
HSR community is so less toxic, more mature and reasonable fanbase ftw.
I actually teamed up with a really strong Himeko, the lightcone she uses was Jing yuan's lightcone
My favorite bald man
As a spanish person i love to see Ibai at the frontpage haha
As a Pela main, I don’t regret pulling for SW. I like my AoE Defense shred tyvm
Tbh Luocha unlocked easy mode in HSR. People who got Luocha but couldn't beat MoC 30 stars just skill issue (staring at Tectone 😭😭)
my level 70 blade dies during crimson calyx... its pretty crazy. yanching natasha and sushang survives and finishes it out. blade seems shitty without a shielder or OP relics
His mindset towards SW is so weird lol…he acts like she just wins you the fight instantly with no effort as if you don’t still have to make conscious decisions with her skills. Putting a weakness on an enemy and lowering their defense is powerful sure, but it isn’t like the enemy is instantly broken and can’t move until they die. If anything a good Welt is more anti-strategy than she is because he just denies enemies their turns and sometimes they ACTUALLY CANNOT MOVE until they die, you can just wail on them sometimes while they’re completely neutralized.
Imagine Tectone lost 50/50 Kafka so he have to go back do hardcore Genshin 😂
the bad ending
Ibai on a Tectone thumbnail. Talk about an unexpected crossover xD
Tectone roasted in himself in 10+ different languages
I have never seen Blade die either
Again... having both Jing Yuan and Kafka, I don't understand Tectones need to shit on Jing Yuan every HSR video because he barely was able to get Kafka. He does not need to justify himself for waiting for Kafka or losing Jing Yuan months ago. Just reads bad to me. Just enjoy your Kafka. The more he gets petty about JY the less I want to support him.
As someone who has no luocha I will just be over here with my mini dragon lady, and just be thankful I had her since I started the game.
She was my first fife star (aside from trailblazer) and I like her so much.
People calling her bad make me question at how I’m not actually that lucky to have her.
@@christa4172 …. Yeah same
4:34 its not that rng thou, like even if it hits full health unit it gives him max hp increase that removes the need to heal them often.
6:50 I’m pretty sure it’s supposed to say “imitating their in-game lore”
Even Fu Xuan is Gonna Powercrept Bailu since Fu Xuan can also revive allies and do a lot of things than Bailu can offer.
HIMEKO IS GREAT!!!! >:C
Thank you Tectone very cool
6:00 hey chill, he can sometimes take hes own life to 1 (happend to me multiple times) and be 4/5 on passive so its possible if you dont hold your burst to heal and just use it to do dmg instead
Man, I’ve been eating good in this patch. E6 Sampo, E6 Serval, E0 Luka and Kafka with her signature (S1)LC ofc. The downside is that my relic rolls are bad af
Code and Dreamy are both Himeko mains tbf.
well silver wolf helps me a lot since as an f2p who started late(on silver wolf banner) i don't have a lot of characters builgt, only 5 with good build, 1 kafka who i'm building rn and 2 others(sampo and clara i will build later)
7:41 i main kafka and a totally agree with you.
basically nowadays what people are looking for in terms of characters, is the ability to allow the player to not have to play the game themselves.
I believe Jin Yuang was temporarily in meta because he was the only one of his kind. And has ASMR voice... I would rate him 4 out of 5.
I'd love to see this guy react to memes that have nothing to do with Genshin or Honkai, just funny, dark and offensive memes
I love my bailu but she and natasha are my only healers. I do not need the cleanse as much because bronya has a cleanse, I also have ass relics so I get oneshot somtimes and bailu can win the battle for me. I get its sorta a "Gepard is OP but doesnt matter" situation but with bailu, but I only have what I have :)
My biggest regret is getting E1 Silver Wolf instead of saving it for Luocha 😭
jing yuan slander is so funny
7:29 my favourite part.
The fact that Code mains Himeko for now is because he has cons.
''Not by choice'' he said.
something must be wrong with my himeko then, since she's dominating most fights. and yes, the rest of my characters are all good relics and equal level. But i guess when the community says something, that is the undisputed fact.
It's also utterly pathetic how many people try the "use hook!" trash line when they don't actually use these characters and it's been debunked she isn't an AOE character.
Can confirm that I am a silver wolf main (dumb) and a Kafka enjoyer (can’t get a girl irl) anyway who’s pumped for Kafka rerun
I only wanted e1 Luka and got kafka before I got even one copy. I was trying/going to save pity for the next characters but it's still a positive because I might want to use her later.
6:00 if they don't use the superior full hp build lol
7:16 they mean “you’re not a real _____ main it you don’t have/do _____”
This left me crying on the floor, clearly a false advertisement for a video. I got e1 Bailu, didn't get Luocha, and it took me 160 pulls to get Kafka while being taunted with e3 Luka and e6 serval/sampo.
I got to e6 Serval and both Sampo and Luka to e4 from not having either in the process of summoning kafka. I'm good... Once I can actually build Sampo and Luka fully which is going to take actual months.
My Himeko is awesome and I use her every day
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It doesn't matter if my silverwolf makes me do more damage if I die due to lack of healing. Luocha is better in my opinion. Great vid 👍
i dont understand how you can have a main in this game if each content needs different elements
You def can bring luocha and blade everywhere
@@rotonek2887 Blade is my favorite character and you are very right about that
Tectone regretted saying something about Kafka mains
Luocha is far more cheat than SW though.
They both dont need to much investment, arguably, but the difference is, you have to build a team around SW, and you dont with Luocha. They are just meant for different purposes.
Basically, if you just slap SW on a team like Trailblazer (Fire), JY, Natasha, she is going to enable breaks and shred res for your dps only 25% of the time. To actually fully enable her you have to either way build a mono-element team or slap at least 2 characters of the same element on the team. Keep in mind, that all of them need investment, and it only eliminates the "strategy" factor of HSR once the team is fully built.
Now when it comes to Luocha, you just slap him on any team of yours, and voila, your team just doesnt die. It also has to be considered that many MoC enemies and bosses have an Imaginary weakness.
The point is, with Luocha you can build a couple of break-efficient characters like Sampo/Asta, and basically be provided 2 break-efficient teams on MoC, one of which never dies , thanks to Luocha. Whilst with SW 1 team of yours is guaranteed to be break-efficient with investment, and the other one still needs the investment neccessary (the very same Sampos and Astas) to be break-efficient AND to actually survive (you need 2 or more sustains built in total).
Having SW + Seele on my f2p account, but only having Natasha and Trailblazer of sustain, I have trouble completing floors of MoC from 7 and up - for my teams just don`t survive enough. There you have it
I'll never understand why you say that Bailu does "random healing". The healing she does on the single target with the skill heals as much as Natasha's skill, plus heals 2 more random times. It's not "random healing", it's just extra heal.
Yeah, I kind of agree with the last sentiment. I don't really get "mains" as much in this game as I do in others. Like, at least in Genshin you could probably argue the character you default into multiplayer is your main (though you are probably still gonna rotate who you play depending on the others for domains), but this game is purely about team comps. If anything, during any patch cycle I'll have a main comp set to Team 1 (general use for overworld/dailies) and use Team 2 to rotate based on necessity. But even if you build around a specific character, wouldn't that eliminate a lot of character from possibly being mains? Like, only main damage dealers could possibly be mains. You don't build around a Bronya, she's just there for a good amount of comps because she makes most damage dealers cracked. It's just a weird concept in a game where you are always deciding on 4-8 characters at a time to do anything.
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its funny seeing tectone shit on silverwolf when he cant get past moc 5
Believe it or not, e6 serval actually does deal lower damage than jingyuan e0, so…
doesn't count if you are running a bad build on her lel
@@microqueen69 she really does deal lower damage.., about 16%ish less I believe?
I’m himeko main now cause I lost 50/50 on the Kafka banner 😭