Banning bathroom breaks isn't even something teachers should be able to do (in my country, they in fact cannot). When ya gotta go, ya gotta go, that's it. EDIT: I've read up on it a bit, it's actually considered a violation of article 3 of the European Human Rights Commission, making it a form of torture. A teacher that wilfully and intentionally prevents a student from going to the bathroom when needed can get in deep shit, apparently. Charges of assault, misconduct and a few others, besides that human rights violation itself ...
RogThePirate Exactly. When I was in school, I had teachers that banned bathroom breaks. I used to just walk out, use the bathroom, and come back. I faded the write up and got sent to the office for having to pee😂
One of my English teachers in primary, (not native English speaking for the record) told us we had to go in the recesses. And that same day, in the breaks, while we were in the toilet, (stalls with separate sinks) came in and told us we had to go out because we couldn't go to the bathrooms in the breaks. Truthfully, I think she was just trying to prevent loitering in the stalls, which I might've been guilty off, but I don't remember, but it's still a shitty thing for her to do. I wish I had more of a backbone back then and knew about malicious compliance or just reported her or something.
@@0Jenna7 My teacher in primary school, I'm talking my second year in primary school as in I was VERY young, banned me for using the bathroom and gave me detention after coming back to class with wet hair. I didn't spend more than 5 minutes in the bathroom. For context I have very curly hair, if it gets frizzy you just slap a little water on it and as it dries it gets rid of the frizz and reforms the curls. Ive been doing this since before I can remember. My hair wasn't even dripping wet, it was just a little damp and she banned me from using the bathroom the rest of the month...
@@adollfordolls Hn, yeah, there are some very terrible people out in the world. By the way, I'm pretty sure I could make an argument that banning you from using the bathroom, at any age, for any extended period of time, should and would be considered torture. of course, she should have been fired and imprisoned for banning and giving you detention over it. To do it to someone who is, I'm not sure what the ages for schools in other countries are but I'm assuming six, seven is absolutely heinous.
Well... Finnish is always a good option, expecially with a dialect since everyone in Finland speaks with somekind of dialect and never the ”official” language lol
Especially these days, where basically everyone has a phone and if I can hear you it probably can too, I don't need a perfect translation to get the gist of what you're saying.
That's the difference between intelligence and wisdom. An intelligent person knows a tomato is a fruit, a wise person knows to NOT put tomato in a fruit salad.
I'm not the teacher in this but I had heard about it in my first year teaching. A teacher was sick of giving kids bathroom breaks, and the seniors hated her. So one kid drank a ton of water and actually WET himself in class. It went down in academic lore and is still told. I've been teaching for 15 years.
@Mungkorn88 It's illegal to do it here in the States as well, but it's not really enforced. There are a couple of things that my colleagues do that I find questionable.
I remember my best friend (I don't remember if we were best friends yet) in 3rd grade pee'd herself during a test after asking to use the bathroom twice. Everyone had to leave the room so someone could come clean it up and her parent's had to be called to bring her new clothes. I can't remember that teacher refusing someone after that.
I have the same exact story that girl was nuts but I will forever appreciate her I really don't understand that teachers think they can deny you the right to attend to your bodily functions, a) it's not like you have time between classes if your campus is big or the bathrooms are far, b) they don't have to actually have to do anything to let you go, c) most people genuinely need the bathroom, d) the people abusing being able to leave weren't going to learn anyway, possibly straight up skip otherwise, and would likely disrupt everyone else
I would've just peeked at the end of the book. I once read the end first to see if the main character would live or die. I still read the book from start to finish.
0:36 "Let's call it e.Coli" Me: *remembers a e.Coli outbreak happened at a curtain food chain few years ago* Me: They talking about Chipotle, aren't they?
Not really. The restrooms are mostly skinny stalls. And who wants to touch their stuff after they wiped their butt and flushing the toilet sprays all the toilet stuff everything.
@@kristinwiebold2433 Yeah, unfortunately some people dont care enough to wash their hands after using a restroom, so they arent going to be bothered by germs that supposedly cant harm them bc they cant see them
As someone who looks like a hobo when he goes out, this almost never happens. (I speak Spanish very fluently, almost never speak English with my foreign born wife.) Although large groups of Hispanic men are usually never up to any good. Learned this from extensive travel.
@@ieaatclams true, but sometimes things do happen to a lesser extent. My mom learned Spanish in college and one day she was out at this restaurant with a buffet, I think it was called By, she was sitting at a table next to a Hispanic family just minding hee own business eating when the waitress who was standing at the family's table walk off to go get their drinks and the small child in the group started cursing the waitress out for some reason. my mother actually didn't say anything until my mom turn around and just stared at her, she corrected her kid only after she realized someone nearby understood what she was saying
It ain't dumb if it works. There are places where I would do that and places where I wouldn't. Nothing was ever stolen from me by the strangers I asked to watch my stuff and I returned the favour. The reasoning behind it being you choose one trustworthy looking stranger as opposed to trusting the dozens of strangers that might walk by.
In the US, that guy would have a few hundred people mad at him. Unattended bag is treated as a bomb. The terminal is evacuated and the bomb squad called in. His bag would be blown to pieces by a high pressure blast of water. The people waiting would need to go through screening again. Flights delayed a real mess.
@@drmayeda1930 At the airport of course, it's the same in europe. I wouldn't take anyones bag at the airport, because security is such a big issue there. I was talking about places like my local library and such where I feel that I can trust people.
If I owned a house and someone illegally parked in front of my driveway on purpose, I would just call in the tow truck and put the bill on the car owner. Teach them that there are no free passes for egocentric people.
@@fishsauce2221 Then I would just start collecting evidence and send it to the authorities. With any luck she'd at least be fined for the illegal parking.
When I was in fourth grade the teacher wouldn’t let students out to go to the bathroom. One day a boy pissed inside his desk and got his books and papers all wet. After that anyone needed to go to the bathroom could just go
First story: blonde, green eyes, fair skin Me: So, Spanish? Spain is full of white people... The upper class Mexican people are almost white. Green eyes and all.
Me: Asks Teacher for Bathroom Break. Teacher: No. Me: Either let me go to the Bathroom or call the Janitor and tell them to bring a Mop, Bucket and Disinfectant cause I'm about to make a large mess on the floor... Teacher: What? You can't do that! Me: I just did...
@@summer-gj3ocI feel you, my 朋友 I grew up the school I was studying in ever since I was in kindergarten had chinese as second language....now every time I try to use I seen as a villian or germ spreader
The first story reminds me of a story my drama teacher told us He used to have a girlfriend who lived in Germany and spoke mostly German, which he soon picked up and with time was almost fluent in it. So one day, he was biking through Germany when visiting his gf and was hit by a car and flung into a ditch. He had split his head open, but when he woke up he didn't remember anything, his head was no longer bleeding and he didn't feel much pain, and he had no inclination that anything was wrong, other than the fact he had just woken up in a ditch, so he just went on back to where his girlfriend lived. As soon as he got there, he greeted her as if nothing in the world was wrong and started playing PlayStation, all while is girlfriend just started at him, in utter shock. Eventually after the initial shock that her boyfriend had come home with a gaping wound in his head, she dragged him to the hospital. When they checked in, and went through vitals and that sorta stuff, they spoke in English. After they had gone through a couple tests a nurse came into them and said, that everything was fine, but they would need to keep him over night due to precaution. But then... She turned to another doctor, still within earshot of my drama teacher, and said, in German "He could have a brain bleed, he will probably die in the night." My drama teacher's jaw just dropped as well as his girlfriend's, and he said, in perfect German to the doctor, "Lady I speak German!!" Thankfully he is still alive and well, and a very good friend of mine.
I crop dusted an employee Xmas party because the “bonus” was a limited gift certificate to Land’s End instead of the cash they had given in previous years. I had been holding in my bubble guts to release on my drive home with the windows down. However, I decided to mingle around the big wigs as me and my favorite coworkers were leaving and release silent but deadly bombs in our wake. I told them what I did when we got outside. That was five or six years ago and we giggle about it to this day.
Had a co-worker that did silent gas attacks in meetings. She had stomach issues so we had meetings with the window open, even in stone cold winter time. Everyone knew it was her but we said nothing because we didnt want to make her feel bad for a medical issue. Picture it: window open, combined with perfume and scented candles. All new co-workers had a WTF moment at their first meeting. We made a habit of recording their reaction.
Everyone in the comments: if you're going to insult someone in another language, use Latin. It's dead anyways. Me, a Latin 2: and they all said I wouldn't use Latin in real life
Emily K - My great-aunt was REALLY AGAINST my mom learning Latin. Apparently, she pretended to be a strict & saintly woman, but swore like a sailor in Italian... which was close enough to Latin for my mom to get the gist.
I had a very similar moment when I was 12. I moved from Poland to Scotland at the age of 10. By the time I went to visit people in my old school, I was perfectly fluent in English. Kids who picked on me in the past did so when I visited. So. I turned to their English teacher and had a great conversation about weather, news and how I've been since I've moved. That floored them so much as I was always that kid in primary school who didn't do too well in most subjects. The kids then wanted as much of my attention as possible as I also spoke with a heavy Fife (area of Scotland I lived in) accent. Additionally, by the time I was 16 I left school with really decent grades. I went onto to college to do art courses and I am now at university studying psychology. And, to my knowledge, I am one of the very few people from my class before I left went onto university. It's funny how things change in a course of a lifetime.
@@13bgunbunny42 yes, I do. I am often the first point of contact for my mum if she needs a translation for a specific word or sentence that doesn't make sense to her.
I've had teachers over the years try to restrict bathroom breaks. After a conversation with my mom about it, I would just get up and go. Never had a problem after that. She had told me to ignore them and do it anyway.
As an airport worker I can confirm that people leave their bags pretty often unattended. We get numerous announcements a day that urge owners to pick up their bags.
Happy Anniversary of your RUclips channel! I remember watching one of your first videos and absolutely loving it! I'm so happy that I found your channel and I watch your videos every morning.
ah something else when i was young my father told me if a teacher wouldn't let me use the bathroom to get up and go in the classroom trashcan. never did have a chance to do this
The closest that I ever got to a crazy driver blocking the driveway was a Honda civic that someone next door owned and consistently parked in front of our lawn, but not obstructing the driveway
3:31 To be fair, Portuguese is the fifth or sixth most spoken language in the world and if I was in the USA and I wanted to speak in a language no one understood, I would still pick portuguese. It's not that the language has millions of native speakers, what you should consider is if the language you are using for no one to understand you is tought or not in that country's schools, i.e, Portuguese. So yeah, choosing spanish in a country that practically teaches spanish as a second language is not very wise.
…never choose a Latin-origin language! it’s not hard to translate to French, Spanish, or Italian. they might be different but they’re also similar enough that you WILL get clocked regarding what you’re saying. Finnish, Swedish, Norwegian, Latvian, Lithuanian, Danish, Estonian are the best to not get understood
You can actually park (for a limited amount of time) on double yellows with a disabled badge in England and Wales (not sure about Scotland). Not many people know it though. But it was still very rude. Edit: now have seen that they checked the law on parking with a disabled badge
Okay, that fart story made me laugh. Definitely helped cleanse my palate after a certain video game-related announcement from earlier today left a bad taste in my mouth.
Real story... I speak spanish and once on a trip to Canada a beautiful girl was helping a friend set up an account in a local bank, I said, (without being vulgar) how i thought she was beautiful, she answered in perfect spanish, thank you very much for the compliment... I became really red and said sorry... She just laughed and said it was ok... Don't think no one can speak your language or this may happen
I am going a lot and I think depression and think everyone hates me and watching your videos make me feel better and thank you keep doing what your doing.
My friend worked at the “e.coli” restaurant a long time ago and she got pink eye. So instead of sending her home they gave her a bandana to put over her eye. Disgusting
Tide Pod Pad Thai I wish I could! I think she stayed for another year at least. Then wound up working there again a few years after quitting. Thankfully by then it was under different management. And I worked there too. A mess. Lol
I live in a village in Scotland, it used to be small but has grew to about 7000 people. That’s quite big since our population is 5 million. It’s got everything you need. I love it 🥰 I don’t think I’ll move away ether. All of my family lives here and all my friends live watching distant.
Leaving your stuff with a total stranger watching it is pretty commonplace on college campuses. I rarely do it because I’m very not trusting of strangers but I see it often and people ask me to watch their stuff often
The man who left his bags with a stranger at the airport is insane; nowadays, bags left alone are suspected of being any number of things, including an explosive. Not to mention the possibility that a person could take out or put in any items in his bags while he was away from them.
Teacher: NO BATHROOM BREAKS!
Student: Farts in class
Teacher: [surprised pikachu face]
Bruh moment
Bruh Momento.
bro, can you do r/paranormal?
PikaKaren face!
uh oh, STINKYYYY
Banning bathroom breaks isn't even something teachers should be able to do (in my country, they in fact cannot). When ya gotta go, ya gotta go, that's it.
EDIT: I've read up on it a bit, it's actually considered a violation of article 3 of the European Human Rights Commission, making it a form of torture. A teacher that wilfully and intentionally prevents a student from going to the bathroom when needed can get in deep shit, apparently. Charges of assault, misconduct and a few others, besides that human rights violation itself ...
RogThePirate Exactly. When I was in school, I had teachers that banned bathroom breaks. I used to just walk out, use the bathroom, and come back. I faded the write up and got sent to the office for having to pee😂
In your country... Wow, you own a whole country?
One of my English teachers in primary, (not native English speaking for the record) told us we had to go in the recesses. And that same day, in the breaks, while we were in the toilet, (stalls with separate sinks) came in and told us we had to go out because we couldn't go to the bathrooms in the breaks.
Truthfully, I think she was just trying to prevent loitering in the stalls, which I might've been guilty off, but I don't remember, but it's still a shitty thing for her to do. I wish I had more of a backbone back then and knew about malicious compliance or just reported her or something.
@@0Jenna7 My teacher in primary school, I'm talking my second year in primary school as in I was VERY young, banned me for using the bathroom and gave me detention after coming back to class with wet hair. I didn't spend more than 5 minutes in the bathroom.
For context I have very curly hair, if it gets frizzy you just slap a little water on it and as it dries it gets rid of the frizz and reforms the curls. Ive been doing this since before I can remember. My hair wasn't even dripping wet, it was just a little damp and she banned me from using the bathroom the rest of the month...
@@adollfordolls Hn, yeah, there are some very terrible people out in the world. By the way, I'm pretty sure I could make an argument that banning you from using the bathroom, at any age, for any extended period of time, should and would be considered torture. of course, she should have been fired and imprisoned for banning and giving you detention over it. To do it to someone who is, I'm not sure what the ages for schools in other countries are but I'm assuming six, seven is absolutely heinous.
"Let's call this restaurant e. Coli"
*Hold up*
Oh no.
CHIPOTLE 2: ELECTRIC BOOGALOO
*Triple Hold Up*
HOLD UP^4
Hoooold up 5
Never assume just because you speak a different language than the usual where you are that no one there will understand what you’re saying.
Unless you made up a language that only you and your bff speak xD
Exactly
Well... Finnish is always a good option, expecially with a dialect since everyone in Finland speaks with somekind of dialect and never the ”official” language lol
Especially these days, where basically everyone has a phone and if I can hear you it probably can too, I don't need a perfect translation to get the gist of what you're saying.
Idk. When I speak sign language, no one ever overhears me.
"I said he read a lot of books, I never said he was smart."
That is absolutely wonderful
That's the difference between intelligence and wisdom. An intelligent person knows a tomato is a fruit, a wise person knows to NOT put tomato in a fruit salad.
I'm not the teacher in this but I had heard about it in my first year teaching. A teacher was sick of giving kids bathroom breaks, and the seniors hated her. So one kid drank a ton of water and actually WET himself in class. It went down in academic lore and is still told. I've been teaching for 15 years.
@Mungkorn88 It's illegal to do it here in the States as well, but it's not really enforced. There are a couple of things that my colleagues do that I find questionable.
@Voltaic Fire you gotta fight for your right to potty
@@englishclasschaug you ask your teacher "please?" And they still said NO!
I remember my best friend (I don't remember if we were best friends yet) in 3rd grade pee'd herself during a test after asking to use the bathroom twice. Everyone had to leave the room so someone could come clean it up and her parent's had to be called to bring her new clothes. I can't remember that teacher refusing someone after that.
I have the same exact story
that girl was nuts but I will forever appreciate her
I really don't understand that teachers think they can deny you the right to attend to your bodily functions, a) it's not like you have time between classes if your campus is big or the bathrooms are far, b) they don't have to actually have to do anything to let you go, c) most people genuinely need the bathroom, d) the people abusing being able to leave weren't going to learn anyway, possibly straight up skip otherwise, and would likely disrupt everyone else
“He reads a lot of books I didn’t say he was smart” I was also that kid I also can’t read out loud
Jen C same
I would've just peeked at the end of the book. I once read the end first to see if the main character would live or die. I still read the book from start to finish.
same
@@melissacooper4482 I just see if the book had a movie and spoil it
No because this is me in a nutshell.
0:36
"Let's call it e.Coli"
Me: *remembers a e.Coli outbreak happened at a curtain food chain few years ago*
Me: They talking about Chipotle, aren't they?
@@niko-800 I'm dyslexic okay, I can't spell everything right.
Ni C I wasn’t making fun of you bro, just pointing it out.
Certain my friend
Yep
I didn’t notice you’re spelling mistake, so not problem
8:07 The toilets in the boarding area of the airports I know are all large enough for you to fit your luggage inside, exactly for this reason.
Not really. The restrooms are mostly skinny stalls. And who wants to touch their stuff after they wiped their butt and flushing the toilet sprays all the toilet stuff everything.
@@kristinwiebold2433 did you just tell me how the toilets in the airports i know look?
@@AtotehZ the ones in the US are like that. Every airport ive been to so far has had stalls big enough to bring your baggage with you
@@kristinwiebold2433 Yeah, unfortunately some people dont care enough to wash their hands after using a restroom, so they arent going to be bothered by germs that supposedly cant harm them bc they cant see them
I'm learning Spanish just for occasions like the first story.
As someone who looks like a hobo when he goes out, this almost never happens. (I speak Spanish very fluently, almost never speak English with my foreign born wife.)
Although large groups of Hispanic men are usually never up to any good. Learned this from extensive travel.
Buena suerte.
@@ieaatclams A large group of anyone are usually never up to any good.
I learn Spanish cause duolingo is scaring me...
@@ieaatclams true, but sometimes things do happen to a lesser extent. My mom learned Spanish in college and one day she was out at this restaurant with a buffet, I think it was called By, she was sitting at a table next to a Hispanic family just minding hee own business eating when the waitress who was standing at the family's table walk off to go get their drinks and the small child in the group started cursing the waitress out for some reason. my mother actually didn't say anything until my mom turn around and just stared at her, she corrected her kid only after she realized someone nearby understood what she was saying
I'll leave my belongings here with this complete stranger so another complete stranger won't steal it
😒😒 Very legit reasoning
Some girl i dont know left her stuff with me at my boyfriends prom so others wouldnt take it🤣🤣🤦♀️
It's more, "I'll leave it with this stranger so airport security doesn't take it". It's still silly to do, though
It ain't dumb if it works. There are places where I would do that and places where I wouldn't. Nothing was ever stolen from me by the strangers I asked to watch my stuff and I returned the favour.
The reasoning behind it being you choose one trustworthy looking stranger as opposed to trusting the dozens of strangers that might walk by.
In the US, that guy would have a few hundred people mad at him. Unattended bag is treated as a bomb. The terminal is evacuated and the bomb squad called in. His bag would be blown to pieces by a high pressure blast of water. The people waiting would need to go through screening again. Flights delayed a real mess.
@@drmayeda1930 At the airport of course, it's the same in europe. I wouldn't take anyones bag at the airport, because security is such a big issue there. I was talking about places like my local library and such where I feel that I can trust people.
Lady who jumped the curb isn't a boomer. She's the worst thing: a true KAREN.
Yeah. Since when does being a boomer mean you're an asshole? Not feelin' that comment.
@@fjtalleyauthor2242 exactly!
@Amy Sternheim I was gonna say the same thing. Definitely a Millennial Karen,
Boomer is probably the stupidest “insult” I’ve heard recently.
I wouldn't have stopped, I'd have let her hit my car then called the Police and had her Arrested...
If I owned a house and someone illegally parked in front of my driveway on purpose, I would just call in the tow truck and put the bill on the car owner. Teach them that there are no free passes for egocentric people.
Do you really think a tow truck could get there before she came back? 10 minutes, was it. Takes ages for a tow truck to come.
@@fishsauce2221 Then I would just start collecting evidence and send it to the authorities. With any luck she'd at least be fined for the illegal parking.
Unless there is signage, i.e. "No Parking. Towing Enforced," CYA and call the police first.
He protect
He attack
But most importantly
He got his bathroom back
im going to comment here for no apparent reason
He just dropped Hiroshima on that Teacher's face
KONO SAITAMA DA
Boom.
@@DioBrando-112 KONO DIO DA
My grandson has done me proud
That revenge should be saved in the history books.
Student: (Farts on teacher)
Teacher: *Gasp* (Coughs) _Dies of poison gas_
Mmmm coffee and Rslash. I can start my day now
I read Rslash as Radish. At first I thought coffee and radishes doesnt mix well. Oh dear.
Mmm snacks and rslash. I still cannot go to sleep 😂
Agreed
Facts
@@summer-gj3oc currect
When I was in fourth grade the teacher wouldn’t let students out to go to the bathroom. One day a boy pissed inside his desk and got his books and papers all wet. After that anyone needed to go to the bathroom could just go
Teacher: No Bathroom Breaks!
Student: I'm going to do something called a pro gamer move.
I love how the videos come out just when im getting ready to work, and I can calm down listening to it every day, at the same hour
“He goes to a certain Mexican place”
“called e. Coli”
Mexican food is not the only food to contain Ecoli .
Moron
FYI: most spoken language is Chinese (most people)
Most spoken language world wide is English, the international trade language.
S coit he was right he said second or third
I think what he meant was Spanish is the second most common second language or something. Right after English.
Spanish is a very common language because a whole continent speaks it almost exclusively
Yo hablo y escribo español ya que es mi idioma primario...
But I also speak and write english very very well, all because of a friend in school...
@@ew4316 it's the second most spoken language in America
First story: blonde, green eyes, fair skin
Me: So, Spanish? Spain is full of white people... The upper class Mexican people are almost white. Green eyes and all.
I second this. I'm a latina that lives in Latin America, not a rich one either but I'm very white looking 😂
Ni eso, hay mucha gente blanca, con cabello y ojos claros en latinoamerica
My grandmother was a fair skinned mexican woman. Mix in plenty of german and some red hair, and I get plenty of laughs when people try to process it
Ima light skin too
I’m Spanish as well and I’m the whitest you can get
Me: Asks Teacher for Bathroom Break.
Teacher: No.
Me: Either let me go to the Bathroom or call the Janitor and tell them to bring a Mop, Bucket and Disinfectant cause I'm about to make a large mess on the floor...
Teacher: What? You can't do that!
Me: I just did...
The whole class should have turned that classroom into a Dutch oven party.
"Spanish is the 2nd or 3rd most spoken language on planet earth"
*cries in mandarin*
gaelio bauduin - It’s the second (by native speakers), Mandarin is #1.
*cries in sim language*
Other than englosh, mandarin is the only language im fluent in and now i cant put it to good use 😔 *sad in mandarin*
@@summer-gj3ocI feel you, my 朋友 I grew up the school I was studying in ever since I was in kindergarten had chinese as second language....now every time I try to use I seen as a villian or germ spreader
The first story reminds me of a story my drama teacher told us
He used to have a girlfriend who lived in Germany and spoke mostly German, which he soon picked up and with time was almost fluent in it.
So one day, he was biking through Germany when visiting his gf and was hit by a car and flung into a ditch. He had split his head open, but when he woke up he didn't remember anything, his head was no longer bleeding and he didn't feel much pain, and he had no inclination that anything was wrong, other than the fact he had just woken up in a ditch, so he just went on back to where his girlfriend lived.
As soon as he got there, he greeted her as if nothing in the world was wrong and started playing PlayStation, all while is girlfriend just started at him, in utter shock.
Eventually after the initial shock that her boyfriend had come home with a gaping wound in his head, she dragged him to the hospital.
When they checked in, and went through vitals and that sorta stuff, they spoke in English.
After they had gone through a couple tests a nurse came into them and said, that everything was fine, but they would need to keep him over night due to precaution.
But then... She turned to another doctor, still within earshot of my drama teacher, and said, in German
"He could have a brain bleed, he will probably die in the night."
My drama teacher's jaw just dropped as well as his girlfriend's, and he said, in perfect German to the doctor,
"Lady I speak German!!"
Thankfully he is still alive and well, and a very good friend of mine.
Did they find the car???
Damn just bouta go to sleep and see this beauty
Another Aussie, matey potatey? =D
Sleep my child
Sameeee
I crop dusted an employee Xmas party because the “bonus” was a limited gift certificate to Land’s End instead of the cash they had given in previous years. I had been holding in my bubble guts to release on my drive home with the windows down. However, I decided to mingle around the big wigs as me and my favorite coworkers were leaving and release silent but deadly bombs in our wake. I told them what I did when we got outside. That was five or six years ago and we giggle about it to this day.
Had a co-worker that did silent gas attacks in meetings. She had stomach issues so we had meetings with the window open, even in stone cold winter time. Everyone knew it was her but we said nothing because we didnt want to make her feel bad for a medical issue. Picture it: window open, combined with perfume and scented candles. All new co-workers had a WTF moment at their first meeting. We made a habit of recording their reaction.
Everyone in the comments: if you're going to insult someone in another language, use Latin. It's dead anyways.
Me, a Latin 2: and they all said I wouldn't use Latin in real life
Emily K - My great-aunt was REALLY AGAINST my mom learning Latin. Apparently, she pretended to be a strict & saintly woman, but swore like a sailor in Italian... which was close enough to Latin for my mom to get the gist.
i gagged just looking at the thumbnail lol
LOL
I Stared deep into his soul and farted..........priceless!
Also to Lurkie Loo...what part of "his parents wouldn't let him entertain himself in any way" alludes you?
Ah, Wikipedia. This generation’s Cliff Notes. And no, I never used them.
_"eludes"_
That last one actually made me laugh because I did something like that back in middle school to the point that my male bully actually ran from me. 😂
Man, I feel awkward even leaving my bags in the bathroom for a sec because airports give me such killer anxiety
lol... "I said he read a lot of books.. I didn't say he was smart" love it..
Moral of the first story:
Insults will get you fired
No shit.
When your early but you don’t know what to say
Merry Easter!
wait what
Ok boomer.
Merry Christmas! 🎄:)
God I love these petty revenge stories !! They are so satisfying !!
The last story has got me laughing so much I literally have tears in my eyes 😂😂😂😂😂 that’s the best thing I’ve ever heard
I had a very similar moment when I was 12. I moved from Poland to Scotland at the age of 10. By the time I went to visit people in my old school, I was perfectly fluent in English.
Kids who picked on me in the past did so when I visited. So. I turned to their English teacher and had a great conversation about weather, news and how I've been since I've moved. That floored them so much as I was always that kid in primary school who didn't do too well in most subjects. The kids then wanted as much of my attention as possible as I also spoke with a heavy Fife (area of Scotland I lived in) accent.
Additionally, by the time I was 16 I left school with really decent grades. I went onto to college to do art courses and I am now at university studying psychology. And, to my knowledge, I am one of the very few people from my class before I left went onto university.
It's funny how things change in a course of a lifetime.
Do you also speak the Polish language? That would be an awesome bonus. :-)
@@13bgunbunny42 yes, I do. I am often the first point of contact for my mum if she needs a translation for a specific word or sentence that doesn't make sense to her.
A lifetime - or 8-10 years....
@@ashleysmith1276 well, 13 so far (was 10 when I moved).
Hope you stayed in one of the nicer bits of Fife! The further east, the better....
I've had teachers over the years try to restrict bathroom breaks. After a conversation with my mom about it, I would just get up and go. Never had a problem after that.
She had told me to ignore them and do it anyway.
How can all of you be number one, when It was Smitty werben jagerman jensen
"It was his hat, Mr. Krabs. He was number one!"
“Remember licking doorknobs is illegal on other planets”
"Is THAT what he calls it?"
“Here lies squidward’s happiness.”
As an airport worker I can confirm that people leave their bags pretty often unattended. We get numerous announcements a day that urge owners to pick up their bags.
I never understood the no bathroom break rule, i once just pissed on the classroom floor because the teacher said i couldnt use the restroom.
Pizza God - Fun fact, it’s a human rights violation!
lol "no you may not use the bathroom!" *ignition, on!* "i comply with your demands."
I have a severe addiction to listening to rSlash and he’s such a great voice actor
2:05 'sigh of bliss' it's true what they say "the little things in life does kinder joy"
How you said "marica" made my morning 😂😂😂
He spelled it like you spell my name..
It didn't make my day..
This is why I never fly alone so we can take turns going to the bathroom while the other is watching the bags
"Don't you just know that she's a boomer"
No, I know she a Karen-boomer
*Supporting with my HAIRY BLUE THUMB of ENCOURAGEMENT!* ⭐😃👍
Putting together “Mexican” and “E.Coli”
OOOOOH CHIPOOOTLE!
14:09 your karen voice is getting so much better the little *smacks lips* "uH" is so good
My dads in the Er rn and your videos make me feel much better
I hope he pulls through ok.
That last story "I was kinda pissed" intro 😂😂😂
Look forward to these every day
OMG IM A MISOPHONIAC TOO
sorry this just made me really excited to know that I'm not alone
Purpleish Panda my sister has it I had to show her this video😂
It's hard for me to listen to people who eat with their mouths open. That popping/smacking sound has sent me running on MANY occasions.
Ah, petty revenge. Hot tea with honey for the soul. 😂
that first one wasn't petty revenge. That was amazing!
Lmao when I heard “Sean” I thought you were talking about me 😂
The one with Tim, the X company guy and the cards is very Malicious Compliance
I love it
John is me. I was raised the same way, and I’ve actually done that before, but unlike him, I looked it up like a normal person.
"Rudbek of Rudbek"? Really? A Robert A. Heinlein reference!!! Outstanding!
Omg I’m a misophoniac too... it took my fiancé a year to understand why I’d get really annoyed when he made certain noises. Lol 😂
14:16 Oh my god I had to double check and make sure you were right that he really didnt describe her, I love how we all just know its boomer 😂😂
Happy Anniversary of your RUclips channel! I remember watching one of your first videos and absolutely loving it! I'm so happy that I found your channel and I watch your videos every morning.
Boy, that last story.. Makes me wonder what they are teaching in school. I don't think they teach that gas is passed from the bladder...
ah something else when i was young my father told me if a teacher wouldn't let me use the bathroom to get up and go in the classroom trashcan. never did have a chance to do this
3:44 "Our next Reddit post is from BB8."
Star Wars BB-8: *droid happiness noise*
Happy Anniversary to rSlash!
The closest that I ever got to a crazy driver blocking the driveway was a Honda civic that someone next door owned and consistently parked in front of our lawn, but not obstructing the driveway
Aww yiss! Another 'Ol reliable subreddit for bedtime stories!
Lots of love from Australia m8 «3
7:08 we always travel only with back packs as carry on so we just hook them on the back of the loo door
Hey slash! I submitted my TIFU story to you on your discord!
I find it funny how the civics test guy doesn't mind the cheating, but will wreck face if he hears bubblegum being smacked XD
For anyone who has Misophonia, I feel you....🤕😣
The guy from that last story is a total legend.
I'm too early, I'll be back in a few hours
Aubrey Gallardo you back
@@Pablo-fk3tn nah just a few more hours
Aubrey Gallardo aright
@@artfromspace8798 nah I'm not here
Aubrey Gallardo now m8??
14:23 If this was me I would look the teacher dead in the eyes and say "I think my pad leaking"
3:31
To be fair, Portuguese is the fifth or sixth most spoken language in the world and if I was in the USA and I wanted to speak in a language no one understood, I would still pick portuguese.
It's not that the language has millions of native speakers, what you should consider is if the language you are using for no one to understand you is tought or not in that country's schools, i.e, Portuguese.
So yeah, choosing spanish in a country that practically teaches spanish as a second language is not very wise.
But portugese is similar to Spanish.
@@kristinwiebold2433 German is similar to English. Italian is close to Spanish, it still would be difficult to understand.
Dude learn finland
…never choose a Latin-origin language! it’s not hard to translate to French, Spanish, or Italian. they might be different but they’re also similar enough that you WILL get clocked regarding what you’re saying.
Finnish, Swedish, Norwegian, Latvian, Lithuanian, Danish, Estonian are the best to not get understood
I cracked up at the title and instantly gave it a like before watching the video :-)
When I was in school People just Fart in class and dint care
You can actually park (for a limited amount of time) on double yellows with a disabled badge in England and Wales (not sure about Scotland). Not many people know it though. But it was still very rude.
Edit: now have seen that they checked the law on parking with a disabled badge
petty? nah that last one was glorious
when my lil brother was in kindergarten, his teacher wouldn't let him go to the bathroom, so he peed everywhere and she got fired
"mr kimble, i need to go real baaad..."
Okay, that fart story made me laugh. Definitely helped cleanse my palate after a certain video game-related announcement from earlier today left a bad taste in my mouth.
Real story... I speak spanish and once on a trip to Canada a beautiful girl was helping a friend set up an account in a local bank, I said, (without being vulgar) how i thought she was beautiful, she answered in perfect spanish, thank you very much for the compliment... I became really red and said sorry... She just laughed and said it was ok... Don't think no one can speak your language or this may happen
Never knew there was a word for certain sounds driving you crazy. I get incredibly violent thoughts when ppl make certain sounds around me.
Day 125 of asking for an episode of r/antimlm
I am going a lot and I think depression and think everyone hates me and watching your videos make me feel better and thank you keep doing what your doing.
Me *sees vid posted 9 min ago*
The vid *2k watched*
It counts as a view even if only 30 seconds of the video has been watched
@@prithvirajb1953 r/woooosh
@@desiterdane4286 r/ihavereddit
Oh my god I understand the person with misophonia. My dads voice makes me so pissed for no reason.
Sirens make me have panic attacks while crying.
My friend worked at the “e.coli” restaurant a long time ago and she got pink eye. So instead of sending her home they gave her a bandana to put over her eye. Disgusting
Please tell me she quit right then and there
Tide Pod Pad Thai I wish I could! I think she stayed for another year at least. Then wound up working there again a few years after quitting. Thankfully by then it was under different management. And I worked there too. A mess. Lol
I read that as bananna
@@saminam2228 same😂
I live in a village in Scotland, it used to be small but has grew to about 7000 people. That’s quite big since our population is 5 million. It’s got everything you need. I love it 🥰 I don’t think I’ll move away ether. All of my family lives here and all my friends live watching distant.
Love the channel
Leaving your stuff with a total stranger watching it is pretty commonplace on college campuses. I rarely do it because I’m very not trusting of strangers but I see it often and people ask me to watch their stuff often
JUSTICE SERVED.
$6 PLS
The man who left his bags with a stranger at the airport is insane; nowadays, bags left alone are suspected of being any number of things, including an explosive. Not to mention the possibility that a person could take out or put in any items in his bags while he was away from them.
In the civics exam, did they have to write down the history of Honda
Lolololololololololol I’m not even funny
Please... Cease existence
No, you’re not funny😐