Day In The Life Of A Real FORTUNE 500 CEO

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  • Опубликовано: 11 дек 2023
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  • @athulfgeirsson
    @athulfgeirsson 7 месяцев назад +5360

    Being a CEO has its percs.

    • @dddaaa6965
      @dddaaa6965 7 месяцев назад +180

      And then I get a black and mild with a pack of backwoods

    • @mathew_maldonado
      @mathew_maldonado 7 месяцев назад +122

      Perc got me feelin rambunctious

    • @realdealforreallllllllllllly
      @realdealforreallllllllllllly 7 месяцев назад +72

      @@mathew_maldonado THIS PERC GOT ME FEELING LIKE ACHILLES

    • @9TheMiddleMan9
      @9TheMiddleMan9 7 месяцев назад +18

      More percs than there are stars in the Leo Cluster...

    • @Coraxi
      @Coraxi 7 месяцев назад +15

      But it's not all easy..

  • @merryxmoose5496
    @merryxmoose5496 7 месяцев назад +3504

    love how he consistently pronounces backwood's as blackwood's. True dedication to the craft of being a G.

    • @Deppie_____
      @Deppie_____ 7 месяцев назад +67

      Not when he ordered em

    • @843jack1
      @843jack1 7 месяцев назад +42

      A real G calls them Blackwood's

    • @someweeb3650
      @someweeb3650 7 месяцев назад +59

      ong the way he stutters when he's asking for them coz he's trying to say it correctly, 10/10 acting.

    • @GreyOatmeal
      @GreyOatmeal 7 месяцев назад +35

      He lettin em know he on that BLACKWOOD company payroll, respect your elders and shit, scroll

    • @darksoulquis5643
      @darksoulquis5643 7 месяцев назад

      @@843jack1😁

  • @bino2215
    @bino2215 7 месяцев назад +2609

    Randal Thyme promised me a salary bonus 14 years ago. He took that shit and ran, I haven’t seen him since, true dedication to the craft.

    • @moobsmcgee3554
      @moobsmcgee3554 7 месяцев назад +35

      My coworker Grandma with dementia called him that name I'm dying

    • @ihuffglue69
      @ihuffglue69 7 месяцев назад +69

      he took that salary bonus and promptly went to a local 7/11 to get a pack of black & milds and backwoods

    • @TUBOSCHIFOSO
      @TUBOSCHIFOSO 7 месяцев назад +14

      Being a CEO is not all easy

    • @alarminglyfastmovingskelet7289
      @alarminglyfastmovingskelet7289 7 месяцев назад +6

      Gotta respect the hustle

    • @darksoulquis5643
      @darksoulquis5643 7 месяцев назад

      😂

  • @jimmybob3469
    @jimmybob3469 7 месяцев назад +269

    Man I love how he goes to a different 7/11 and asks an entirely different cashier for one more black and mild

  • @Cwinkle
    @Cwinkle 7 месяцев назад +1104

    Plumcorps casting process is standing in front of a homeless shelter

    • @caseytatum5837
      @caseytatum5837 7 месяцев назад +33

      Correct

    • @brandonquezada9523
      @brandonquezada9523 7 месяцев назад +105

      Frank is gonna single handedly end the homeless epidemic in the USA

    • @cocofashosho
      @cocofashosho 7 месяцев назад +11

      I was thinking a halfway house or a mental institution for older men but this sounds about right 💀

    • @dovs96
      @dovs96 7 месяцев назад +2

      With a fuck ton of drugs.

    • @gooky
      @gooky 7 месяцев назад +13

      You'd be surpised what actors will do for money

  • @MatthewToc
    @MatthewToc 7 месяцев назад +289

    love how he can’t remember more than a line at a time. true CEO always got racks on his mind 💵

  • @user-kv5lq9xm8c
    @user-kv5lq9xm8c 7 месяцев назад +469

    Every grind starts with 16 black and milds🗣️🔥

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 6 месяцев назад +1

      yes

    • @lawrenceriverside6659
      @lawrenceriverside6659 5 месяцев назад +3

      Man for real, i don't even get out of my jammies until i've had my black and mild

    • @alfredomora5555
      @alfredomora5555 5 месяцев назад +3

      Don’t talk to me until I’ve had my black and mild

  • @ethanbarnes7440
    @ethanbarnes7440 7 месяцев назад +646

    Randall Thymes is my father figure

    • @SpinThwomp
      @SpinThwomp 7 месяцев назад +21

      Randall thymes is my father

    • @Mag_ladroth
      @Mag_ladroth 7 месяцев назад +10

      ​@@SpinThwompThe duality of fatherless behaviour. One is willingly fatherless while the other is unwilling.

    • @chez_fries1015
      @chez_fries1015 7 месяцев назад +6

      @@Mag_ladrothtwo different flavors of we live in a society

    • @Rookiereece
      @Rookiereece 7 месяцев назад +5

      Randall Thymes was my actual father. He ran away, I haven't seen him since I was 5...

    • @jpm199
      @jpm199 7 месяцев назад

      ​@@Rookiereece Maaaaan stfu He did noooot

  • @8-bitstorm
    @8-bitstorm 7 месяцев назад +966

    Mr. Thymes is one of my favorite characters in the Plummcorp scene.
    Everything he says pours wisdom onto the listener.

    • @awooga772
      @awooga772 7 месяцев назад +16

      bro the plummcorp scene 😭

    • @xXPenaButtanJXx
      @xXPenaButtanJXx 7 месяцев назад +19

      Do you think he’s playing some kind of act? Being a CEO has its perks but it’s not easy.

    • @TheBigChoomah
      @TheBigChoomah 7 месяцев назад +7

      You think plummcorp is a joke? This shit real life bruh.

    • @8-bitstorm
      @8-bitstorm 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@xXPenaButtanJXx Of course he isn't. It's not easy!

    • @8-bitstorm
      @8-bitstorm 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@TheBigChoomah sweet Jesus no. Don't you twist my words, boy cus I'm moving different.

  • @papryhproductions
    @papryhproductions 7 месяцев назад +259

    love how he casually eats blooming onion at the walmart's gun counter

  • @fwebo
    @fwebo 7 месяцев назад +329

    Plummcorp has a bright future ahead of it with Randall Thymes behind the wheel

  • @potatoman7594
    @potatoman7594 7 месяцев назад +586

    as a fellow CEO I always get the black and mile and a backwood at the seven eleven! sometimes its six, seven times a day! thanks, Randall for sharing your experience!

  • @TheAsharedhett
    @TheAsharedhett 7 месяцев назад +491

    "I only eat at 5 star restaurants" *has onion ring casually for lunch in the Wal-Mart sporting section*

    • @smartfella7914
      @smartfella7914 7 месяцев назад +98

      longingly staring at the guns at walmart while eating outback bloomin onion

    • @iCookCrystalMeth
      @iCookCrystalMeth 7 месяцев назад +55

      It ain’t easy being Randall Thymes brotha

    • @big_sea
      @big_sea 6 месяцев назад +1

      yes

    • @Halterin11
      @Halterin11 5 месяцев назад +3

      haha thanks for explaining the joke !

    • @lawrenceriverside6659
      @lawrenceriverside6659 5 месяцев назад +2

      He gave the place 5 stars on tripadvisor, so it's cool

  • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
    @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 7 месяцев назад +284

    My inspiration for the grind. Thanks to Randall Thymes, I know every single 7/11 in a 500 mile radius that sells Black and Milds and Backwoods.

  • @thekillerdynamo
    @thekillerdynamo 7 месяцев назад +165

    1:57 I love how instead of just using the torch on his food he uses the torch to light a can of body spray

    • @StormierNik
      @StormierNik 7 месяцев назад +44

      That's just how he likes it, man

    • @reigningparade
      @reigningparade 5 месяцев назад +10

      Everything else tastes like shit

    • @mythsqueuemusic
      @mythsqueuemusic 2 месяца назад

      the plastic containers melting lol

  • @Shenmoki
    @Shenmoki 7 месяцев назад +281

    This dude is getting more into the role and i am HERE FOR IT

  • @talkssometimes
    @talkssometimes 7 месяцев назад +488

    I'm anticipating Randall's TIME person of the year interview. He's so insightful in all aspects of business and living in general

    • @islandboy9381
      @islandboy9381 7 месяцев назад +2

      Deadass would be more insightful than some of those actual glazi- interviews

    • @unkeldolan4550
      @unkeldolan4550 7 месяцев назад +8

      Randall's "THYME" person of the year interview you mean

  • @ieatpanadol1548
    @ieatpanadol1548 7 месяцев назад +97

    This video really makes me feel like going to 7/11 and buying a single Black & Mild and a packet of Backwoods.

  • @Kidd724
    @Kidd724 7 месяцев назад +1555

    At this point this is just Frank hiring homeless people to do Frank skits

    • @dinok7630
      @dinok7630 7 месяцев назад +920

      This is randall thymes ceo of plumcorp and the fastest growing luxury clothing company what are you talking about

    • @sheeesh6940
      @sheeesh6940 7 месяцев назад

      so fuckin real@@dinok7630

    • @metallicarabbit
      @metallicarabbit 7 месяцев назад

      HOMELESS?!?!?!?! Yo, my man, this is Randall Thymes!! CEO of the fastest growing Luxury clothing brand "PLUMMCORP"

    • @caseytatum5837
      @caseytatum5837 7 месяцев назад +109

      Been like that from the start, look at the george washington guy and tell me hes not homeless

    • @LongX49
      @LongX49 7 месяцев назад +52

      its not easy being the CEO

  • @elpadrote9026
    @elpadrote9026 7 месяцев назад +82

    Once, in 2014, Randal Thyme stole 3 dollars and 25 cents from me for, quote, "maximize the grinding", he then dissolved into the night. Fucking legend

  • @Froguko.
    @Froguko. 7 месяцев назад +187

    It's NOT EASY being Randall Thymes

  • @TheBladesCut
    @TheBladesCut 7 месяцев назад +98

    WE GETTING OFF THE VATICAN BLOCKED CALLERS LIST WITH THIS ONE 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @100dead
      @100dead 7 месяцев назад +6

      they're gonna have to send a priest cause i'm not the father and you will not catch a dime off my paycheck for them kids

  • @bhollow711
    @bhollow711 7 месяцев назад +56

    It's taken me 6 full play throughs to notice that he's using an axe/tag body spray to light his 5 star salad. I fucking love Plummcorp.

  • @killdozerjr
    @killdozerjr 7 месяцев назад +100

    This guy is the CEO of the fastest growing luxury clothing brand in the world and he can barely even read. Never give up on your dreams 💯💯

  • @ItsDSP
    @ItsDSP 7 месяцев назад +80

    This man can easily carry an entire 30 minute show on Adult Swim or MAX for 5 to 7 season. I'm serious.

    • @flyingpiggy1475
      @flyingpiggy1475 6 месяцев назад +3

      Could literally be a Joe pera opposite

  • @FatOlli
    @FatOlli 7 месяцев назад +29

    Bro when he said 7/11 the third time I started crying

  • @dubby2315
    @dubby2315 7 месяцев назад +19

    Eating a to-go blooming onion in a gun section is the funniest shit I’ve ever seen

  • @shanecarroll8942
    @shanecarroll8942 6 месяцев назад +12

    The quick pick mega wasn't even in the script, Mr. Thymes picked one up because he's always about that money, thats the mark of strong leadership

    • @KuKluxKlanYT
      @KuKluxKlanYT 5 месяцев назад +2

      using hyperborean psychic powers he also won the jackpot on the lotto ticket.

  • @HyperCarrot
    @HyperCarrot 7 месяцев назад +20

    So glad I invested in Plummcorp back in the day. Randall's takeover as CEO and his subsequent restructuring of their Backwoods and Black and Mild research divisions really made Plummcorp the Fortune 500 company it is today. The Thymes certainly are a-changin' with this promising young man at the helm!

  • @IAreBean
    @IAreBean 7 месяцев назад +47

    He's getting better at following the script!

  • @greenbean9600
    @greenbean9600 7 месяцев назад +48

    Watching this channel sure has its percs 😈

  • @RadicalNick571
    @RadicalNick571 7 месяцев назад +15

    0:19 He sleeps with a toothbrush in his pocket to save time in the mornings, true dedication to his job and plummcorp interests👍

  • @Cyranek
    @Cyranek 7 месяцев назад +10

    it is not easy being randall thymes

  • @shaetteb1272
    @shaetteb1272 7 месяцев назад +14

    Randall made me Into the man I am today. I used to be a toothless crack addict. Now I'm a toothless crack addict, truly life changing.

  • @raeyner
    @raeyner 7 месяцев назад +51

    No wonder Randall Thymes is such a successful CEO. PLUMMCORP RECORDS is 2 decades ahead of its time and always has been ever since there was a then to be. Randall Thymes' relations were the ones who decided to spell the word mold m-o-l-d when spoken tongue was beginning to take shape, then they went and brokeded that shit.

  • @REVOisMYname
    @REVOisMYname 6 месяцев назад +11

    Randall Thymes with that boss energy telling the cashier which cig carton to pick up

  • @burlyheads
    @burlyheads 7 месяцев назад +14

    THIS MAN ASKED ME TO GO BAND 4 BAND OUTSIDE A 7-11 AND IVE BEEN HOMELESS AND DESTITUTE EVER SINCE, BEGGING FOR FENT OUTSIDE THE SAN FRANCISCO CITY HALL

  • @biffinbome
    @biffinbome 7 месяцев назад +13

    The flame broiled salad goes crazy

    • @Bipolar.Baddie
      @Bipolar.Baddie 6 месяцев назад +3

      Especially with the axe body spray as the fuel

  • @jahjah4801
    @jahjah4801 7 месяцев назад +74

    he will singlehandedly fix the economy

    • @it_is_what_it_is269
      @it_is_what_it_is269 6 месяцев назад +1

      just from buying black n milds and backwoods 😂😂😂

  • @scubasteve06
    @scubasteve06 7 месяцев назад +19

    I heard he got a contract to do an 8 hour long TED talk, I can’t wait!

  • @intellectual.monkey
    @intellectual.monkey 7 месяцев назад +47

    The role model we should all strive to be.

  • @kermitfrog5300
    @kermitfrog5300 7 месяцев назад +22

    This has the exact same energy as that one Welsh guy who only eats "fish and a ricecake" 7 times a day as part of his bodybuilding routine

  • @iihateu9200
    @iihateu9200 7 месяцев назад +16

    Mr. Thymes showed me the way on how to be successful. Thank you so much now im heading out and buying some blackwoods

  • @taccotrash
    @taccotrash 7 месяцев назад +49

    A TRUE CEO

  • @skyeparker1333
    @skyeparker1333 7 месяцев назад +19

    My father literally has the same exact daily routine 😅 maybe that's why I have 14 half-siblings and I haven't seen him in 30 years!

    • @islandboy9381
      @islandboy9381 7 месяцев назад +2

      Lot to unpack in this

    • @lonersdreamworld
      @lonersdreamworld 7 месяцев назад

      @@islandboy9381unpack a pack of some blackwood ofc

  • @shlomog8592
    @shlomog8592 7 месяцев назад +5

    The hollowed out grapefruit is wild

  • @showtuh
    @showtuh 7 месяцев назад +25

    PLUMMCORP OR NOCORP

  • @chadczerny4219
    @chadczerny4219 7 месяцев назад +5

    I love how he says “some Blackwood” as if he’s looking for a natural resource

  • @sf9095
    @sf9095 7 месяцев назад +10

    Someone get this man another black and mild and some black woods😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @islandboy9381
      @islandboy9381 7 месяцев назад

      He's really about that shit

  • @aXeL-qr9xs
    @aXeL-qr9xs 7 месяцев назад +10

    This my favorite character 😭

  • @ryankennedy5373
    @ryankennedy5373 7 месяцев назад +7

    Dude I’ve never laughed harder at a RUclips video in my life

  • @FatOlli
    @FatOlli 7 месяцев назад +11

    Man I love the way this guy talks

  • @That-Google-Guy
    @That-Google-Guy 7 месяцев назад +7

    IM GOING TO HAVE TO CALL
    JA-RULE
    ABOUT THIS ONE HEAH

  • @everia_games
    @everia_games 6 месяцев назад +5

    He really about this shit

  • @MattDeezly
    @MattDeezly 7 месяцев назад +6

    I love how this channels style of video are becoming more and more cohesive. Almost vintage FF

  • @dunkdon158
    @dunkdon158 7 месяцев назад +7

    Joji and his team are so great bro

  • @kiwi5351
    @kiwi5351 7 месяцев назад +20

    Can't go wrong with the "blackwood" 😂😂

  • @user-xi4se1ge6i
    @user-xi4se1ge6i 6 месяцев назад +2

    Yak he flexing w the 3 packs of Newport greens on the table. It was a subtle but humble flex. Its not easy being randell thymes

  • @Mf-wolf
    @Mf-wolf 6 месяцев назад +5

    Frrreeeeee randallll mannn fuck they talkin bout 🙌🏽🙌🏽🙌🏽😭👨🏿‍🦲

  • @ToothCanSam
    @ToothCanSam 7 месяцев назад +5

    I feel that, can't function without the mild and blackwoods

  • @trels203
    @trels203 7 месяцев назад +7

    Are we going to ignore the grapefruit with the hole it it?

    • @blainebortuga1611
      @blainebortuga1611 7 месяцев назад +2

      I see Randall is an astute scholar of how to grapefruit your man.

  • @JoeMamathan
    @JoeMamathan 7 месяцев назад +6

    Once he started blowtorching his outback salad, that's when I realized how this man became a CEO. He knows the hidden techniques

  • @user-xi4se1ge6i
    @user-xi4se1ge6i 6 месяцев назад +3

    Funniest page ive seen in a long time on yt. Great stuff i died watching this

  • @islandboy9381
    @islandboy9381 7 месяцев назад +3

    Randall Thymes was actually the one who shared his sagely advice to Unity in handling the business of their engine and it clearly all worked out!

  • @GornubiusFlux
    @GornubiusFlux 4 месяца назад +2

    Revisiting this, I think Lockheed Martin really tried to cover their short with recent events.

  • @jakeg3427
    @jakeg3427 6 месяцев назад +5

    Blooming onion in the sporting goods section is based as fuck

    • @PseudoNym13
      @PseudoNym13 5 месяцев назад

      Eyeing those guns

    • @jakeg3427
      @jakeg3427 5 месяцев назад

      @@PseudoNym13 war never changes , not even for Randall Thymes

  • @wavetro
    @wavetro 5 месяцев назад +1

    this one's my favorite. god it's good to have you back on youtube

  • @listeningtomusic7665
    @listeningtomusic7665 7 месяцев назад +8

    They all feel like they’re an hour long and it’s brilliant

  • @WoahGeeWow
    @WoahGeeWow 6 месяцев назад +6

    This is horrible. The shareholders will not stand for this. Free Randall Thymes

  • @alexandereckert5939
    @alexandereckert5939 6 месяцев назад +3

    eating the blooming onion whilst miring the pellet guns

  • @masarzian9140
    @masarzian9140 7 месяцев назад +3

    1:57 that fruit got violated bruh

  • @Michaelwentsomewhere
    @Michaelwentsomewhere 7 месяцев назад +3

    I wanted the salad scene to go on longer.
    I have not laughed like this in so long! Thanks you Franku

  • @humansolarian
    @humansolarian 6 месяцев назад +4

    Ayeee black owned business 😍😍❤

  • @OMGMANTHEHARPOONS
    @OMGMANTHEHARPOONS 7 месяцев назад +8

    Why does Randall have Australian money? Trick question. That's my money. He broke into my house and stole it. I wasn't even mad, I was transfixed and hypnotized by his dance moves. This is my fault.

    • @mattmaffett5879
      @mattmaffett5879 7 месяцев назад +2

      It's not your fault. He's him, he's always been him.

  • @Zecodar
    @Zecodar 7 месяцев назад +2

    This is one of the best channels to emerge out of dankness lately by far

  • @stlo0309
    @stlo0309 7 месяцев назад +2

    needed this fr 🗣🔥

  • @Gundumb_guy
    @Gundumb_guy 7 месяцев назад +9

    Ah yes, I also periodically stop by the 7/11 throughout the day to get my blackwoods. Real recognize real

  • @Shenmoki
    @Shenmoki 6 месяцев назад +4

    missing him rn.

  • @blakekole5136
    @blakekole5136 7 месяцев назад +2

    The caesar salad torch absolutely murdered me

  • @fuckwithsouthy
    @fuckwithsouthy 7 месяцев назад +3

    Him eating a blooming onion gun shopping at Walmart is so fucking funny for some reason 😂

  • @efx6166
    @efx6166 7 месяцев назад +6

    It has its percs

  • @robotBailiff
    @robotBailiff 6 месяцев назад +4

    Bro you’re supposed to brush your teeth???
    I could have been a ceo years ago if had known this simple trick 😅

  • @scamternet
    @scamternet 5 месяцев назад +1

    Wakes up in a suit in office with toothbrush already in his hand, every day. Randall is on another level.

  • @xayax7920
    @xayax7920 6 месяцев назад +7

    FREE RANDALL THYMES

  • @noirerequiemii101
    @noirerequiemii101 7 месяцев назад +6

    A real OG hustler. Can’t fault him at all

  • @stlo0309
    @stlo0309 4 месяца назад +4

    realest one out there 💯💯

  • @lizsharp1373
    @lizsharp1373 7 месяцев назад +2

    Black and milds, blackwoods, and a boomin onion. Feast for a king👑

  • @TurdFerguson34
    @TurdFerguson34 6 месяцев назад +6

    Free Randal

  • @AquaDavie
    @AquaDavie 7 месяцев назад +4

    why does this one make me laugh the most oh my god

  • @JBrankles
    @JBrankles 7 месяцев назад +2

    To this day, he’s still going to 711 and getting some black and milds and blackwoods

  • @margs9184
    @margs9184 6 месяцев назад +2

    Fascinating insights in the training video, particularly around new thinking methodologies! It mirrors our CEO's flair for exploring unconventional business opportunities - a true testament to thinking not just outside the box, but reinventing the box entirely. Such innovative perspectives are key in seizing the unique opportunities our market presents. Eager to see how these cutting-edge approaches will drive our next wave of success.

  • @theygotstuff
    @theygotstuff 6 месяцев назад +1

    This is seriously my favorite channel!!! This channel gonna take ovr. This shit ain't nothing to me man.

  • @marcctwain8504
    @marcctwain8504 7 месяцев назад +3

    I just realized he is reading the script from the Tablet lmao. 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @sethelliott9793
    @sethelliott9793 7 месяцев назад +6

    It’s not easy being Randall Thymes

  • @jorj1357
    @jorj1357 5 месяцев назад +6

    i have watched this video about 95 times plz more Randall 😭😭😭

    • @v5Clone
      @v5Clone 5 месяцев назад +6

      ive been obsessed with this video, I quote it like people know what im talking about

  • @distortedjams
    @distortedjams 7 месяцев назад +11

    WE GOIN BACK TO THE HOOD WITH THIS ONE 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥💯😬😬

  • @SXDSCXM
    @SXDSCXM 7 месяцев назад +4

    george you're a goat, thanks for the return to form in the best way possible. this is even better than FFTV.

  • @BoaterMoat
    @BoaterMoat 7 месяцев назад +3

    For some reason i want a black and mild and some backwoods

    • @PhilthAdelphiA
      @PhilthAdelphiA 7 месяцев назад

      2 days in a row I went to get a single black and mild

  • @mikdan8813
    @mikdan8813 6 месяцев назад +4

    I'm with the Vatican, he's telling the truth.

  • @monkiplatts9224
    @monkiplatts9224 5 месяцев назад +3

    Rewatching the randall thymes arc again