the guys on cumtown are smart/funny in a way that make Cumia seem like a dumb frat-boy. Gavin used to be on the big shows, but now he's here & he's not so funny either.
Ever notice that when he talks about his boxing gym, it’s always a WORKING CLASS gym where WORKING CLASS and LOWER MIDDLE CLASS trainees practice POOR PEOPLE footwork and PULL YOURSELF UP BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS jabs
Some people just piss the bed when drunk others don’t. If you don’t piss the bed when you’re drunk, that doesn’t mean if you just drink double you will
It's not actually that easy to find real dive bars anymore. Cities have become playgrounds for the rich and the suburbs, by nature, have all chain stores in depressing parking lot oceans. The only places I ever find real bars are townie bars in small towns.
Except in wv lol. Idk what he was going on about. I guess he could have been in the northern part, or in the eastern panhandle, but central and southern wv is nothing but dive bars. He's a spaz sometimes
Doe - where ? I live in central Westchester , Mount pleasant , no good bars to meet women or hang no dive bar or anywhere cool ever could I ever no after living here my whole life
I am 56 and had to stop drinking by a year ago because my doctor said you have a weak heart due to drinking and all I drink is beer. Even when I drank I never pissed my bed, seriously that’s some pretty gross shit dude.
5:46 I did that once at a beach house in Brazil. Me, being a simple NHampshirite hick, went up and greeted the staff in the kitchen. I instantly felt awkward. Nothing happened. They all thought it was sweet. But, yeah, I could never have full time staff at my house. I’ve got nothing against people that do. They’re employing people.
Gavin, you musta been DEEEE-RUNK! And she musta been younger. She's a crazy old bag now. You crazy man. And their butler must be like Hank Azaria from Robin Williams's "Birdcage"!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 This would make a great current day Lucy or Birdcage script.
So if Gavin has told this story one million times before, how is there neither a single video or audio recording nor one person that remembers hearing it before?
I've heard it before here on RUclips. I'm not sure if it was from his podcast or what, I don't think it was video. He combined it with a story about having diarrhea and shitting all over himself in a Fox News bathroom and forgetting to lock the door and having beautiful Kimberly Guilfoyle walk in on him. The parts I remember were how much he praised Guilfoyle's beauty and then a big laugh when a half hour later he compared the comfort of Jennifer Aniston's guest bed to "Kimberly Guilfoyle's vagina".
I've heard it multiple times. Honestly, my biggest problem with Gavin is that he sounds like a broken record quite often-he retells stories constantly. He does talk all the time for a living, though, so it makes sense.
Dive bars to me. Are the prevaible canary down the mine of a working class society. I task the rich. Dress a bit shabby and just fucking hang out with a bottle of bud ( has to be safe) You'll learn more about life and yhr human condition in that bar than you ever did at home.
I wish I cud find the clip of the French racist chef they hired years ago n gavin Jim Norton n ant are just taking the piss but slightly worried what this French man is gona say about Muslims lol Gavin saw it from a mile of legend
Gavin's laugh is the greatest😊 Runner(s?) up: Jim Norton, Louis CK, Otto Petersen, Joe Rogan, Club Soda Kenny(Listen to him laugh at Ant's Bear in Pajamas joke)
Anthony Is all "No" when Gavin answered what Jennifer Aniston walks around her place in.. I find it super hot and homely that she wears a bathrobe around her place. I love that..Thats just me i guess..Ant just thinking a teddy or something skimpy like a her necklace, stilleto s and those shiny gloves to her elbows and only that
Nothing like when some guy that neither you, or anyone else, or has heard of, refers to himself as an "elite." Mr. Cumia is a star and one of the funniest humans on planet earth. To not know who Mr. Cumia is, is really missing out in life. And his special-ed co-host, the "elite" one, has the star power of a dumpster fire at an Arby's. I look forward to Mr. McInnes' next story as much as I look forward to a prostate exam in prison by some colored fella who seems to be rapidly losing weight. Love you Mister Cumia. Unsure who the swarthy d-bag with you is? Nick Nolte's less hygienic MDMA dealer?
@@kaydee4296 So are you going to apologize, or what? Play it at 5:43 seconds in. Idiots like you are always amusing. But I wonder what you do when you can see that you are perfectly and undeniably wrong? Get back to me , stupid. I cannot wait to hear this. DISTORTION MUCH???!!! Moron. And you idiots do this on every topic about every thing. Usually though it is not as easy to just show you how wrong you are though. It is not as easy when one of you chime in on the 2020 election, or your thoughts on the economy, because lord knows you do not understand that either. People like you do not understand SHIT, but boy you sure have opinions...and you all vote. Get back to me, dumdum. I want to hear an apology. BUIT YUH WONT because you will now somehow justify what you said with other sophistry. Dumb, wrong people. They're everywhere and they ruin everything in life.
This is like when Homer became friends with Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger
And then he shot the produc… oof
That's so fucking true and funny 😁
“Because he’s MY butler” damn ants always had the best Seinfeld references
Yeah, I lit up on that line lol!
Gavin is as fast and funny as Ant and that's hard to do.
@Toe Rogan don't get ahead of yourself bub
the guys on cumtown are smart/funny in a way that make Cumia seem like a dumb frat-boy. Gavin used to be on the big shows, but now he's here & he's not so funny either.
No, he isn’t. He’s good, but not even Patrice was that fast
Anthonys show would be nothing without gavin.
Gavin wants to be a commoner, then tries to tell a relatable tale of the escapades of a drunken Prince.
Ever notice that when he talks about his boxing gym, it’s always a WORKING CLASS gym where WORKING CLASS and LOWER MIDDLE CLASS trainees practice POOR PEOPLE footwork and PULL YOURSELF UP BY YOUR BOOTSTRAPS jabs
“Those people were so cool to me I had to get them gifts”
It’s their “job” to be cool and funny
20 plus years of listening to Anthony, i will never get tired of things like “impressions of a bilge pump”
It always amazes me how famous gavin is without actually being liked
I think he makes around 2.5 million a year from his network alone. I think he has some fans.
So you watching a RUclips video of someone you don't like? Gavin is hilarious think your gel? Lol
He's an acquired taste. They either love him or hate him. No in between.
Gavin is way too causal about constantly peeing the bed as a grown man. Lay off the booze dude, you’ve got kids
I’m an alcoholic but have never pissed a bed in my adult life. Know a few people that do. Glad I’m not one of them.
A person is deep into alcoholism when they start pissing the bed
@@MMacAttack yeah
Some people just piss the bed when drunk others don’t.
If you don’t piss the bed when you’re drunk, that doesn’t mean if you just drink double you will
You don't really piss the bed, more so you take a piss in the bed. I've woken up pissing into my hand like it was a urinal once when shit faced.
This may be my favorite episode! LOL
really the best team-up...
I liked the Tony Soprano impression. "that's a very difficult situaaaytion"
Gavin is the GOAT
Where in WV were you, you spaz? WV is nothing but dive bars! Lol
Did Gavin do Kashmir instead of Immigrant Song
Yes, yes he did….😔
Gavin wets something every time he spends time around a celebrity. Thats a whole damn show by itself
Gavz immigrant song under water impression..... gold 😁👌
Especially because he didn’t hum Immigrant Song, he did Kashmir 😂
to be fair they sound the same under water, all you'd hear is bass
Holy shit, Gavin just said not being able to go to dive bars is worse than his children dying of cancer. He is officially the best.
He saw Jennifer Aniston's feet live and in person... wow, I'm jealous 😢
Brandon 🤣🤣😂🚬👍, I hate that chick so much , such a phony B
@@garyny4073 k
so fuggin good i need to resub
It's not actually that easy to find real dive bars anymore. Cities have become playgrounds for the rich and the suburbs, by nature, have all chain stores in depressing parking lot oceans. The only places I ever find real bars are townie bars in small towns.
Except in wv lol. Idk what he was going on about. I guess he could have been in the northern part, or in the eastern panhandle, but central and southern wv is nothing but dive bars. He's a spaz sometimes
Sissafus 🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 OMG 🤣🤣🤣.. Good one, that's a good one. 👍
Grew up and spent almost all my life in northern Westchester county. Gavins right, there are plenty of dive bars and most are great.
Doe - where ? I live in central Westchester , Mount pleasant , no good bars to meet women or hang no dive bar or anywhere cool ever could I ever no after living here my whole life
Nice cut, well done sir
I am 56 and had to stop drinking by a year ago because my doctor said you have a weak heart due to drinking and all I drink is beer. Even when I drank I never pissed my bed, seriously that’s some pretty gross shit dude.
Congrats on your sobriety dude!
treat yourself to some real beers bro you can do it
i used to drink a litre of vodka a day for 6 years, and in that entire time i pissed the bed once. Not sure if thats good or bad
😂
Your not a true alcoholic if you haven't pissed the bed at least 10 times in your life!
@@DIAMONDCASINOCLIPS sheesh. That is a ton of booze. How's your health now? Any liver problems?
Can you imagine Chelsea Handler being a guest on Bill Maher and Bill says remember the time you partied with Gavin Newsom at Jenifer Aniston's house.
Gavin is the biggest name dropper ever.
Omg the Tony Soprano impression 😂
5:46 I did that once at a beach house in Brazil. Me, being a simple NHampshirite hick, went up and greeted the staff in the kitchen. I instantly felt awkward. Nothing happened. They all thought it was sweet. But, yeah, I could never have full time staff at my house. I’ve got nothing against people that do. They’re employing people.
Jimmy Miller said Gavin was a Nazi? Then what does he think of his brother?
Commoners like me don’t realize that alot of rich homes employ more people than most small businesses albeit less hours
Two of the sons of the best lawyer in Dartmouth pisses the bed every time they drink too lol. Rich Canadian kids.
Denis Miller’s brother has a problem with righties?
He mentioned Immigrant Song then sings Kashmir.. You ain't no Zeppelin fan!
I want this to be a true story so badly
We do resent the rich
"If my children died of cancer, I'd be very upset. For at least a year." - Gavin McInnes😆
I don't believe they get up at 11am. Jen has insomnia
Gavin, you musta been DEEEE-RUNK! And she musta been younger. She's a crazy old bag now. You crazy man. And their butler must be like Hank Azaria from Robin Williams's "Birdcage"!😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 This would make a great current day Lucy or Birdcage script.
Gavin rules.
I don’t envy celebrities at all.
So if Gavin has told this story one million times before, how is there neither a single video or audio recording nor one person that remembers hearing it before?
He told this on his free podcast in like 2017 I remember that
I've heard it before here on RUclips. I'm not sure if it was from his podcast or what, I don't think it was video. He combined it with a story about having diarrhea and shitting all over himself in a Fox News bathroom and forgetting to lock the door and having beautiful Kimberly Guilfoyle walk in on him. The parts I remember were how much he praised Guilfoyle's beauty and then a big laugh when a half hour later he compared the comfort of Jennifer Aniston's guest bed to "Kimberly Guilfoyle's vagina".
I've heard it multiple times. Honestly, my biggest problem with Gavin is that he sounds like a broken record quite often-he retells stories constantly. He does talk all the time for a living, though, so it makes sense.
I know Jennifer Aniston has a reputation for being nice, but I'll bet even she is utterly disgusted by Gavin
I really have huge crush on Jennifer Aniston on friends
You can only imagine the shit these two talk about in the privacy of Ant's compound... SO many 'N' words, probably.
In the words of the fun loving criminals I'd rather have money than fame.
I love not treating celebs well this is awesome
Is gavin the official sidekick now?
Dive bars to me.
Are the prevaible canary down the mine of a working class society.
I task the rich. Dress a bit shabby and just fucking hang out with a bottle of bud ( has to be safe)
You'll learn more about life and yhr human condition in that bar than you ever did at home.
Fading away...
Emily Youcis owned Gavin
Yeah…. No that never happened
so was never invited back after buying a present to a staff member? had nothing to do with him always being black out drunk around the house?
"Is this customary in your legal system"?
I wish I cud find the clip of the French racist chef they hired years ago n gavin Jim Norton n ant are just taking the piss but slightly worried what this French man is gona say about Muslims lol Gavin saw it from a mile of legend
Hahaha so ridiculous
Gavin's laugh is the greatest😊
Runner(s?) up: Jim Norton, Louis CK, Otto Petersen, Joe Rogan, Club Soda Kenny(Listen to him laugh at Ant's Bear in Pajamas joke)
It's odd to see a hipster look on a 60 year old man.
He's 58 wholeAss
He’s one of a kind
Anthony's losing his touch not bringing up "Opie's theory" with someone who actually knew Jennifer Aniston. (I refuse to subscribe to this theory.)
Opies theory? I dont remember that bit.
what was opies theory? i vaguely remember this
@@bloodlinefilms he implied that her area smelled.
@@valerieveltri7185 he was so proud of himself thinking he came up with something funny. He didn’t and it wasn’t
@@russsnyder2026 Agreed. It was so cringey and no one ever really cared to elaborate.
Ants deviancy leaking out “that’s not as sexy as if SHE wet her bed”
Love the show but sounds like a bunch of bullsh*t to me
Wob indeed
Flarf marm agarm
Anthony Is all "No" when Gavin answered what Jennifer Aniston walks around her place in.. I find it super hot and homely that she wears a bathrobe around her place. I love that..Thats just me i guess..Ant just thinking a teddy or something skimpy like a her necklace, stilleto s and those shiny gloves to her elbows and only that
Most of Ants Showposts are funny and entertaining but this segment is Soooooooo Borrrrrrrrrrrrring!!!!!! Dont get it with BoughyGavin! Lol
Haven't seen Gavin in a while... How long has he been a bloated mess?
Jennifer Aniston is not pretty.
Who is pretty to you?
@@floydzeppland Not that Skag.
To each his own but I disagree.
@@Michael_A_MN She's alright looking... but that's as far as I can go in good conscience.
@@floydzeppland Margot Robbie.
Nothing like when some guy that neither you, or anyone else, or has heard of, refers to himself as an "elite." Mr. Cumia is a star and one of the funniest humans on planet earth. To not know who Mr. Cumia is, is really missing out in life. And his special-ed co-host, the "elite" one, has the star power of a dumpster fire at an Arby's. I look forward to Mr. McInnes' next story as much as I look forward to a prostate exam in prison by some colored fella who seems to be rapidly losing weight. Love you Mister Cumia. Unsure who the swarthy d-bag with you is? Nick Nolte's less hygienic MDMA dealer?
Horrible take
@@seandelaney4421 Don't get down on yourself. You will better next time.
Gavin does NOT refer to himself as an elite. Where in the HELL did you get that? Distortion much?
@@kaydee4296 So are you going to apologize, or what? Play it at 5:43 seconds in. Idiots like you are always amusing. But I wonder what you do when you can see that you are perfectly and undeniably wrong? Get back to me , stupid. I cannot wait to hear this.
DISTORTION MUCH???!!! Moron. And you idiots do this on every topic about every thing. Usually though it is not as easy to just show you how wrong you are though. It is not as easy when one of you chime in on the 2020 election, or your thoughts on the economy, because lord knows you do not understand that either. People like you do not understand SHIT, but boy you sure have opinions...and you all vote.
Get back to me, dumdum. I want to hear an apology. BUIT YUH WONT because you will now somehow justify what you said with other sophistry. Dumb, wrong people. They're everywhere and they ruin everything in life.
@@kaydee4296 Hey, dumdum. I am waiting for your apology? DISTORION MUCH??? 😁
Gavin is an awful guest.
Wow, Gavin has cElEbRITy friends. How punk