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  • @Samael767
    @Samael767 2 года назад +673

    "MARISHA READ FASTER!"

  • @Amozon28
    @Amozon28 2 года назад +1703

    i love that not only does nobody ever asks him to do this, they actively beg him NOT to

    • @freedomcat
      @freedomcat Год назад +17

      hard to believe he has a wife.

    • @janetlee9709
      @janetlee9709 Год назад +29

      @@freedomcatwhy? my husband is similar to him. cheesy and funny i love him.

    • @freedomcat
      @freedomcat Год назад +16

      @@janetlee9709 not many people would think that the goofballs of a friend group are attractive. But they typically make the best husband material.

    • @janetlee9709
      @janetlee9709 Год назад +10

      @@freedomcat i’ve always found goofiness attractive.

    • @Poisonedblade
      @Poisonedblade Год назад +2

      Who else can Sam do this to? None of the other cast will let him.

  • @ICommentCuzILike
    @ICommentCuzILike Год назад +621

    7:41 "back to you, Matt!" **cuts to Matt** **epitome of defeat**

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 Год назад +61

      The look of a Man Who knows he has no control over his coworkers.

    • @The1717th
      @The1717th Год назад +24

      He looks so pissed 😂

    • @misabelrodriguez1163
      @misabelrodriguez1163 Год назад +32

      He has such a long-suffering look on his face. 😂

    • @n1thecaptain965
      @n1thecaptain965 4 месяца назад +6

      I'm currently reading Frankenstein, and there's a part where Victor Frankenstein laments about how terribly horrible he feels and how recent events weigh on his soul. I imagine something similar was going through Matt's head at that point...

  • @AlasdairGR
    @AlasdairGR 2 года назад +906

    You know it's bad when Laura pulls out the "SAMUEL!"

    • @boiledcrap
      @boiledcrap Год назад +43

      She's the unofficial den mother to him XD

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 Год назад +34

      @@boiledcrap Which Is extra funny given what a child she is XD

    • @MrImastinker
      @MrImastinker Год назад +15

      @@stingerjohnny9951
      It is a strange contrast.
      How childish she can be at times, but then how quickly the switch goes off and we get “mom mode” Laura.

    • @stingerjohnny9951
      @stingerjohnny9951 Год назад +13

      @@MrImastinker Honestly, I think it’s part of what makes her a great mom in the first place. A perfect happy medium.

    • @bezerkoid
      @bezerkoid 2 месяца назад +2

      That's the tone of voice I imagine her using as a mother herself now...

  • @elisam.2896
    @elisam.2896 2 года назад +949

    "Give me some of the flaming hot cheetos first." "No way there's slim jim's?" Ashley being her true chaos goblin self.

    • @gingerdude55
      @gingerdude55 Год назад +17

      Literally filmed the toothbrush one, smiling rather than cringing away like everyone else too 😂

    • @chipskylark172
      @chipskylark172 Год назад +11

      I was cracking up at this part 😂😂 everybody is freaking out and Ashley is like “ohh snacks” I hope she never changes lol

  • @Karantu14
    @Karantu14 Год назад +400

    "I found my gag reflex, guys!" Priceless. Chef's kiss!

    • @xtratic
      @xtratic Год назад +40

      "It was only twelve inches in the back"

  • @MrAwesomeMatty
    @MrAwesomeMatty 10 месяцев назад +11

    The fact that this guy voices not only the smart 2003 Ninja Turtle, but the Commandant of the Imperial Knights is astounding, lol.

  • @JohnnyK3886
    @JohnnyK3886 Год назад +380

    The pained "SAMUEL" at 3:22 really feels deeply troubled, and that troubled feeling was earned. What a horrible, perfect moment. Jesus christ.

  • @pokemonmusiclover5
    @pokemonmusiclover5 2 года назад +743

    10:00 I love that this implies that if anything ever happened to Sam liam would be the one to tell his kids. True friendship.

    • @Kate1nator
      @Kate1nator Год назад +41

      I think it’s more because he didn’t expect Sam to survive this shenanigan LMAO

    • @FoxGamer39618
      @FoxGamer39618 Год назад +43

      Such a good husband.

  • @Verylengthyapple
    @Verylengthyapple Год назад +556

    tal physically moving away from Sam during these is such a mood

    • @sandpiperr
      @sandpiperr Год назад +18

      Based on his reaction to these bits, I kind of suspect Talesin may be a bit emetophobic.

    • @jack_patroclus
      @jack_patroclus Год назад +18

      ​@@sandpiperr seeing how sam desecrated those innocent food items? I may be a bit emetophobic

    • @MerryMoss
      @MerryMoss Год назад +3

      It's my favourite part 🤣

    • @canniloni
      @canniloni Год назад +7

      he has to use his reaction to move as far away from sam as he can

  • @AymarMaluenda
    @AymarMaluenda 2 года назад +453

    Marisha and Taliesin fear for their live in that first one
    Also Matt's face after the wine is a poem

  • @StormMatt448
    @StormMatt448 Год назад +34

    Haha! Sam is so chaotic and weird and I love it!
    Matt’s face at 7:46 is hilarious. It’s a mix of disappointment, confusion, disgust, and brokenness.

  • @BigTimeRush14100
    @BigTimeRush14100 Год назад +138

    the fact that him not using the toothbrush on camera was one of their conditions.

  • @SaintBigfoot
    @SaintBigfoot 2 года назад +342

    The franticness in Matt's voice when he asked Marisha to read quicker is amazing

  • @liviasantiago1686
    @liviasantiago1686 2 года назад +217

    The one that he mixed drinks is an 'honorable' mention

  • @randmperson2
    @randmperson2 2 года назад +223

    Ashley was such an enabler on that last one. Everyone else was gagging, she was laughing and recording. Love it.

  • @j.j.s.7083
    @j.j.s.7083 Год назад +58

    "How am I supposed to explain this to your kids" LIAM I'M SCREAMING

  • @sammy431
    @sammy431 2 года назад +606

    No other ad has ever been seared into my brain like the first one was. It haunts me still. The other two I can watch, but the first one I have to cover Sam entirely and just watch Marisha and Taliesin 😂

    • @90maducc
      @90maducc 2 года назад +32

      It’s like watching some eldritch horror being brought into the plane.

    • @timberwolfo5
      @timberwolfo5 2 года назад +22

      Haven’t watched it yet I am scared shitless I can’t wait I’ll let you know what happens.

    • @timberwolfo5
      @timberwolfo5 2 года назад +21

      This will haunt me for the rest of my life.

    • @NightHawkLocket
      @NightHawkLocket 2 года назад +5

      I was covering him up too! XD I was in the middle of eating! Why did I do that to myself?!

    • @banishedpest115
      @banishedpest115 Год назад +2

      What? The third one is far worse than the first two combined imo

  • @ArtisticFleurs
    @ArtisticFleurs Год назад +128

    i love talesin huddling up to marisha and shielding them both with his binder in the first clip

  • @urcovered1231
    @urcovered1231 2 года назад +216

    Let us to be glad this man seems to content being Chaotic Good and not Chaotic Evil

    • @walkerdevin08
      @walkerdevin08 Год назад +23

      I would think he’s more chaotic neutral, especially with those shirt reveals.

    • @n1thecaptain965
      @n1thecaptain965 4 месяца назад +3

      @@walkerdevin08 I would lean more towards chaotic chaos. He transcends the alignment chart

  • @phillinedenniezejulle
    @phillinedenniezejulle Год назад +87

    The soft and gentle sibling energy from Laura and Liam at 11:00 while Ashley recording ,Taliesin dying, which instigates and further Sam's behaviour and Travis looking like he's at awe at how amazing (?) and stupid it is and Marisha kept getting distracted while reading cos she wanna watch.. The chaos 😂 while Matthew has to take care of these kids and feel horrified

  • @uwukotoa
    @uwukotoa 2 года назад +124

    how am i supposed to explain that THIS is my favorite show when things like this happen regularly

  • @MelanieGravel
    @MelanieGravel Год назад +13

    I love that on the toothbrush thing, everyone is like "read faster" but Ashley is like "get it in there!!" LOLOL

  • @ellemars1817
    @ellemars1817 Год назад +160

    Sam's eyes as he drank the coke while Taliesen hides in Laura's hood. 😆
    But the cut to Matt at 7:44 stole the show

  • @swagpotato720
    @swagpotato720 Год назад +87

    This is rightfully disgusting, but the horrified screams of the cast at 6:36 add about ten years to my life.

  • @AdamEspersona
    @AdamEspersona 2 года назад +278

    On a side note, I’m surprised you didn’t include the Eldermancy Cocktail. That one definitely made ME gag. But the ones chosen for this video? Yeah… no words can truly describe the horror on-screen.
    I would gladly take Cognouza’s fleshy cosmic/body horror setting than watch THESE moments again!

    • @randomlightning154
      @randomlightning154 2 года назад +37

      I love the expression of complete regret on Sam’s face when he realizes that it was real absinthe, and he just drank enough alcohol for a whole night

    • @musclecat1005
      @musclecat1005 7 месяцев назад +3

      In the words of Marisha Ray: "You can see it actively hitting his bloodstream."

  • @demonsmoke1788
    @demonsmoke1788 Год назад +46

    I love the faint "Help" when Sam eats the whip cream salad

  • @mjkjelland13
    @mjkjelland13 Год назад +55

    Matt looks so damaged everytime at 7:45

  • @theunwelcome
    @theunwelcome 2 года назад +56

    "I'm pretty sure you just voided all your health insurance" honey, he had to have done that YEARS ago

  • @kirsvald9513
    @kirsvald9513 Год назад +21

    8:09 Matt was like "ooo-kaaay... I'm ready to whatever you prepared today... Or not... But i don't have a choice... So..."

  • @jeronimocat8257
    @jeronimocat8257 Год назад +25

    i just like how imidiate reaction of everyvone is to recoil and hide behind something

  • @sandrakreiner9001
    @sandrakreiner9001 2 года назад +82

    I love how during the last one, Ashley is just filming the whole thing

  • @secretsalute
    @secretsalute Год назад +26

    I love how in the last one Ashley just pulls out her phone and films it

  • @ShesAaRebel
    @ShesAaRebel Год назад +42

    Marisha's reflex/instinct to jump up and put her hand over that Coke bottle to stop it from overflowing was actually pretty impressive.

  • @beckyc.4945
    @beckyc.4945 Год назад +11

    7:44 The look of utter disappointment

  • @MattHunX
    @MattHunX Месяц назад +1

    5:43 Ashley's Woah-Hey-Ha-ha-Ho! (paraphrased) is like the B-side to the noises she was making when they were doing the blind-fold thing.
    6:16 I would definitely love to have some authentic MURICAN pepperoni pizza, one day. Maybe there's a pizza place, here in this country, where they import the ingredients. I don't know. Also, here, if you say pepperoni, they'll confuse it with the chili paprika. I figure it's probably considered vanilla, in the states. Practically a staple. But, still...WANT.

  • @OBIIIIIIIII
    @OBIIIIIIIII Год назад +6

    It’s amazing how many ways Sam finds to push his ginormous mouth to its limits

  • @AdamEspersona
    @AdamEspersona 2 года назад +48

    It is absolutely ironic that the episode that Sam did his whipped cream bit with the red wine… was the very episode that we went to Kamordah.
    And the fact that it tasted WORSE with whipped cream? Pretty much an allegory for how much we all hate Thoreau and how we’re all glad that Clara and TJ upon learning the truth just up and left his ass thanks to his daughter exposing him.

  • @samuelcurdy6644
    @samuelcurdy6644 Год назад +9

    3:21: Laura audibly exclaiming "SAMUEL" absolutely sent me

  • @MichaelPallada
    @MichaelPallada Год назад +12

    7:44 The level of disappointment on his face...

  • @micahnewby7964
    @micahnewby7964 Год назад +8

    1:26 not all heroes wear capes

  • @CodeeXD
    @CodeeXD 2 года назад +29

    Lmao mom Laura, don't do the metal you're gonna hurt yourself!

  • @Sturmlied
    @Sturmlied Год назад +11

    Only Sam reads a sponsor contract with things he should not do an goes "Challenge Accepted!"

  • @abaddonarts1129
    @abaddonarts1129 Год назад +43

    I love that Laura and Taliesin scooch away every time. Also how did you not include the Eldermancy and the curdled cream that went into it

  • @drakedarkstar5422
    @drakedarkstar5422 2 года назад +11

    9:37 Such a desperation

  • @Verylengthyapple
    @Verylengthyapple Год назад +13

    0:51 his sad laugh after all his stuff melted in his car

  • @warchilledgaming6789
    @warchilledgaming6789 Год назад +6

    7:45 that’s the face of a defeated man 🤣🤣🤣typical face of your average DM

  • @piggastuff
    @piggastuff Год назад +28

    at 3:48 after Sam says "now it's a little sweeter", you can see the look of defeat on Taliesins face.
    He knew what was coming
    At 4:18 Laura realised too and they started huddling to hide from the monstrosity that would come.
    Up until 4:38 Ashley was fine with it, but she seemed disgusted by Sam's disgrace of a chilli dog.
    5:13 Sam: LET'S TRY A SALAD NOooOOoOoOOoOoOOOoOooO
    The look of disgust on everyone's faces throughout the whole thing is hilarious
    Everything was fine up until he ruined the wine. That was so much of a disgrace they had to switch cameras
    The finale was at 7:40 when he says "back to you Matt" and the camera cuts to Matt with a look of disappointment

    • @ao1778
      @ao1778 Год назад

      Woah, no way!? It's almost like we watched the same video???

  • @agenda3854
    @agenda3854 Год назад +6

    5:41 woahehahohwahehoh ho- hold on

  • @potato_mash121
    @potato_mash121 Год назад +5

    Sam is a genious. I never watch ads. I have never managed to skip his ads because you don't really realize it is one :D

  • @noellacarnahan18
    @noellacarnahan18 Год назад +12

    Laura was always the mom. "SAMUEL STOP!" "No no Sam! You're going to hurt yourself!" "Don't do the metal, Samuel don't you're going to hurt yourself." "don't do the pipe cleaners there's metal, DON'T USE THE PIPE CLEANERS SAM!!"

  • @Adriana-ro3zd
    @Adriana-ro3zd 2 года назад +28

    goddamn I didn't heed the warning close enough and that first ad actually made me gag 😂😂

  • @LoneWolf1986
    @LoneWolf1986 Год назад +16

    Can we all take a minute and appreciate that Sam got the respect of the ladies by "finding his gag reflex" LMAO 😂

  • @ZimaVega
    @ZimaVega Год назад +11

    7:40
    The look on Matt's face 😂😂

  • @AlasdairGR
    @AlasdairGR 11 месяцев назад +2

    Matt's life decisions are flashing before his eyes in these moments 😂
    "Run a campaign for your friends, they said. It will be fun, they said"

  • @Tavish_Studios
    @Tavish_Studios 2 года назад +20

    I still maintain, that this 6:35 , was the moment Q considered divorce 😵🍷

  • @brelieveme
    @brelieveme Год назад +6

    "And, uh, slim jims!"
    Taliesin: NO

  • @sylflower
    @sylflower Год назад +3

    The best part of this is Tal attempting to physically disappear behind anyone and everyone

  • @SadDrake13
    @SadDrake13 Год назад +33

    Matt's reaction and Sam's brilliantly stupid decision to give the copy to the
    member of the group who'd be most easily distracted are the best spots!🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Belsarion
    @Belsarion 11 месяцев назад +1

    7:44 the face of a man who really did not want to be the next thing in frame after that

  • @j.j.s.7083
    @j.j.s.7083 Год назад +5

    Talisen and Marisha hiding behind the binder had me in freakin STITCHES. I was nearly sobbing XD

  • @sinbycosvi9
    @sinbycosvi9 2 года назад +26

    Gotta give a shoutout to Sam's Eldermancy Cocktail from C2E124. That was another one that got me xD

  • @Stryk3r300
    @Stryk3r300 Год назад +4

    Matt’s face after the 2nd ad. I can’t tell if it’s disappointment, horror, mesmerized, idk. But it says it all.

  • @themeanlesbeann
    @themeanlesbeann 2 года назад +11

    Even just remembering the Eldermancy cocktail still makes me gag so I'm glad it wasn't included 🤣

  • @r34p3r1992
    @r34p3r1992 Год назад +6

    Laura at 6:38 in shock due to the wine being sprayed with whipped cream shows her true, soccer mom self

  • @grimjowdragneel1920
    @grimjowdragneel1920 2 года назад +8

    That first one... I had repressed that memory for a while.

  • @firefox3187
    @firefox3187 Год назад +4

    The ‘ dear god what have I created and unleashed’ look on Matt’s face 😂

  • @SentaroTheTiger
    @SentaroTheTiger Год назад +5

    Ya know...?
    Being a goblin in the second campaign suits him well.))

  • @apathicmiko6546
    @apathicmiko6546 4 месяца назад +1

    Taliesin: I fear no man, but that thing (points to Sam) it scares me 🤣

  • @gyorklady
    @gyorklady 9 месяцев назад +1

    Sam: …some would say clever
    Taliesin: (immediately) Debatable.

  • @shadowdemon8597
    @shadowdemon8597 Год назад +3

    Mom can you can pick me up I’m scared and want to go home

  • @Pizzagulper
    @Pizzagulper Год назад +1

    Can we appreciate the fact that Marisha instinctively covered the coke, when it was starting to overflow? Now that's a good friend.

  • @TheJokerMan2
    @TheJokerMan2 3 месяца назад

    I love it that Sam is doing better now health wise, it’s moments like these that really help make the show.

  • @Blue_Lunacy
    @Blue_Lunacy 2 года назад +5

    I am surprise the Eldermancy ads wasn't in this video :D.

  • @granderwishes
    @granderwishes Год назад +1

    Missed the Eldermancy drink lol

  • @n1thecaptain965
    @n1thecaptain965 4 месяца назад

    8:17 I love how this basically implies that the sponsor has watched enough critical role to know Sam would do some horrible stuff with it unless they contractually forbid him from using it

  • @cheezbiscuit4140
    @cheezbiscuit4140 2 года назад +7

    my favorite part is when everyone backs away and shields themselves

  • @ct_sra
    @ct_sra 2 года назад +5

    At first, I thought that I don’t need this but at the end of video, oh I need this video as I can’t stop laughing. 😂 I need this laugh. Thank you for this.
    But please Sam, I hope there won’t be ads using food anymore (who are we kidding, it’s Sam. There will be)

  • @Lyr00
    @Lyr00 Год назад +5

    11:12 READ FASTER! 😂

  • @hoopchristine5202
    @hoopchristine5202 2 года назад +8

    You were right. I did, in fact, gag. This is a perfect submission for r/TIHI

  • @CruxusAshbourne
    @CruxusAshbourne Год назад +5

    Am I the only one that wishes the sponsors would do their own reactions to these videos?

  • @MoonchildOfDarkness
    @MoonchildOfDarkness Год назад +1

    At 3:20 they deployed the full naming:
    Marisha: Riegel!
    Laura: Samuel!!

  • @savingpyro
    @savingpyro 2 года назад +13

    "Salad with whipped cream" what is this the 60's in the mid-west?

  • @rockandrollfantasy86
    @rockandrollfantasy86 7 месяцев назад +1

    Sam was totally that kid on the playground who would eat worms or bugs for applause and attention.

  • @hancholito4478
    @hancholito4478 Год назад +2

    FRANCE EXPLODED THE MOMENT HE PUT WHIPPED CREAM IN WINE

  • @K13Gaming
    @K13Gaming Год назад +1

    4:57 My brain doesn't understand how his face was still clean after that bite.

  • @ForestRaptor
    @ForestRaptor Год назад +1

    He feeds on his friend's reactions of disgust and amazement and WTF. He doesn't care what happens to him. He wants to see his friend feel existential dread XD

  • @aphextwinkie410
    @aphextwinkie410 Год назад +3

    Surprised the Eldermancy ad isn't in this cavalcade of awfulness

  • @greentrain50
    @greentrain50 6 месяцев назад +1

    7:46 *disappointed father*

  • @aperson6500
    @aperson6500 Год назад +3

    I can't believe you didn't include the eldermancy cocktail.

  • @GothicOctopus
    @GothicOctopus 5 месяцев назад

    Thomas’ “yes and” with Sam’s bad ideas is beyond wonderful.

  • @emmaray6215
    @emmaray6215 Год назад +1

    7:44, Matt looks like he just died inside 😂

  • @isi8422
    @isi8422 Год назад +3

    How am I supposed to explain this to your children??? 😂😂😂

  • @Emma-pl1qz
    @Emma-pl1qz Год назад

    This made me laugh and gag at the same time.
    This made me lag.

  • @Doctor-Stoppage
    @Doctor-Stoppage 2 года назад +3

    Long may he reign.

  • @lunarstream2105
    @lunarstream2105 2 года назад +3

    That first one makes me laugh like nothing else in the world but it's so horrifying

  • @DMingThoughts
    @DMingThoughts 2 года назад +8

    I didn't see first one before... Can someone cast Modify Memory?

  • @billbill3915
    @billbill3915 2 года назад +7

    7:45

  • @Raida7
    @Raida7 Год назад +1

    the *effort* Sam puts in

  • @Satur9gaming
    @Satur9gaming Год назад

    As soon as I saw the headline all I could think of was whipped cream on the chili dog