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  • Опубликовано: 2 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 14 тыс.

  • @u8gfrwvevgwd
    @u8gfrwvevgwd 4 года назад +658

    Adam: Black people scare me.
    Black people:
    *they what*

    • @itachisupremacist2025
      @itachisupremacist2025 4 года назад +14

      II_honeyblxssom_II lmao as a black person what if they leaked their address

    • @mattaroni7262
      @mattaroni7262 4 года назад +7

      Only one person is truly afraid of black people
      Piper perri

    • @breadlord2855
      @breadlord2855 4 года назад +8

      As a kid i thought black people were just people who fell asleep at the beach and got too tan

    • @breadlord2855
      @breadlord2855 4 года назад +4

      @Jojo Momo i was a very stupid 5yo
      My friend thought they bathed in nutella when he was 4
      You can tell we are somewhat similar

    • @nomnomplayzmsmandmore906
      @nomnomplayzmsmandmore906 4 года назад

      @@mattaroni7262 they in gangs but stereotypes scare me soo...
      Reeee

  • @ashistrash994
    @ashistrash994 4 года назад +2656

    “i’m bisexual but will never touch another man”
    well that just sounds like heterosexuality with extra steps

    • @wilhelmus1939
      @wilhelmus1939 4 года назад +10

      Ikr

    • @xenolizardz
      @xenolizardz 4 года назад +98

      Okay, don't whooosh me, but technically you CAN be Heterosexual and Biromantic-

    • @Zypholink
      @Zypholink 4 года назад +4

      Ya

    • @phoenix1782
      @phoenix1782 4 года назад +34

      Fuck gacha

    • @xenolizardz
      @xenolizardz 4 года назад +20

      @Spbl de la LDD x LDH that's just rude.

  • @suudii9882
    @suudii9882 5 лет назад +11951

    *im bisexual but will never touch another man...*
    *B E C A U S E I T S A S I N*

    • @mnstercandeh665
      @mnstercandeh665 5 лет назад +407

      Oof the bit where he said it was a sin made me heccing mad RIP

    • @ellasedits_
      @ellasedits_ 5 лет назад +146

      lmao I lost it

    • @grassyboi05
      @grassyboi05 5 лет назад +157

      BECAUSE IT IS A SINNNN

    • @alisafricano6635
      @alisafricano6635 5 лет назад +291

      and the black people bit made me FURIOUS. ( this is coming from an afro Latin person ) wowzas 72 people agree that this 12 yy kid has issues thnx

    • @randomriku6774
      @randomriku6774 5 лет назад +47

      Alis Africano your face is scary indeed

  • @Brianna952
    @Brianna952 3 года назад +594

    "I'm bisexual, but I wouldn't touch a boy because it's a sin."
    I love air, but I wouldn't breathe it because it's dirty and comes from trees.

    • @katanimations
      @katanimations 3 года назад +20

      *wheezeing intencifies*

    • @robbierockhill4273
      @robbierockhill4273 3 года назад +23

      i love cake, but its too complicated and there's germ's in it.

    • @Breadaronie
      @Breadaronie 3 года назад +18

      I love water, but it has air.

    • @finitecosmos_
      @finitecosmos_ 3 года назад +14

      I love my innocence, but it's boring and I'm totally old enough to loose it

    • @Breadaronie
      @Breadaronie 3 года назад +1

      @@finitecosmos_ lol

  • @brandonj8586
    @brandonj8586 4 года назад +680

    “I’m bisexual but I’ll never touch another man.”
    [confused in gay]

    • @CRWNVCTRA
      @CRWNVCTRA 4 года назад +5

      [laughs in confusion]

    • @Bane520
      @Bane520 4 года назад

      Stolen

    • @brandonj8586
      @brandonj8586 4 года назад +1

      Genji Shimada From Overwatch Shut up

    • @Bane520
      @Bane520 4 года назад

      Brandon’s Weirdness No haha.

    • @annalynnk1822
      @annalynnk1822 4 года назад

      [Confused in Q]

  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher 5 лет назад +4458

    Son u are not allowed to watch this stuff on daddy's profile! Don't let me catch this again! U are 8 not 18!!!!

    • @rj3066
      @rj3066 5 лет назад +129

      Steven Matthews Garfield

    • @toastWs
      @toastWs 5 лет назад +6

      Ur literally every where i go

    • @mimisaur5000
      @mimisaur5000 5 лет назад +13

      @@rj3066 i saw you on r/cursedcomments and sCREAMED

    • @cow4
      @cow4 5 лет назад +5

      im starting to see you in many places...

    • @garretttamez7656
      @garretttamez7656 5 лет назад

      Woah, wth, I read this as Damien was reading it

  • @darcyfoster6298
    @darcyfoster6298 4 года назад +1628

    So we’ve got a bisexual kid who won’t do his own gender because it’s a sin, despite being atheist. He also likes Lil Wayne despite not liking black people.
    If you were to look up “contradiction” in a dictionary, there would be a picture of this kid.

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 4 года назад +7

      Ikr 😹😹😹

    • @Bongs237
      @Bongs237 4 года назад +4

      @@fortbuilder164 You might want to search on google images

    • @fortbuilder164
      @fortbuilder164 4 года назад +3

      Darcy Foster yes

    • @fortbuilder164
      @fortbuilder164 4 года назад +1

      Bongs i love your prof pic

    • @shizukagozen777
      @shizukagozen777 4 года назад +7

      @@fortbuilder164
      In my country, lots of dictionaries also have pictures. (Not for every word though)

  • @lepsonical4763
    @lepsonical4763 3 года назад +322

    Sad thing is that Dillion the Hacker died 17 days after this video was made.
    Rest easy, RUclips legend.

    • @_Unfathomable_
      @_Unfathomable_ 3 года назад +10

      Rip

    • @LEGTS
      @LEGTS 3 года назад +10

      wait , he's dead ?!?!?!?!

    • @quasar7951
      @quasar7951 3 года назад +7

      @@LEGTS yes

    • @LEGTS
      @LEGTS 3 года назад +3

      @@quasar7951 what happened ?

    • @quasar7951
      @quasar7951 3 года назад +9

      @@LEGTS he died

  • @kaipilled
    @kaipilled 5 лет назад +928

    2:56 no joke I think Damian might be the Yo Mama guy. He has such a perfect impression of him...

    • @certifiedvirgingamer7495
      @certifiedvirgingamer7495 5 лет назад +46

      "Yo Mama guy." = Brody

    • @wxnyly
      @wxnyly 5 лет назад +8

      i was thinking that lol

    • @itztrendz5282
      @itztrendz5282 5 лет назад +18

      No Brody from YO MAMA IS JOe from famlyi guy

    • @paulpascalau1691
      @paulpascalau1691 5 лет назад +20

      He does a very good Chills impression too

    • @ashflowers8016
      @ashflowers8016 5 лет назад +7

      That’s exactly what I was thinking, I was literally about to look it up. 😂

  • @Bigguyherodude
    @Bigguyherodude 3 года назад +1814

    “I party at church but I’m an atheist.”
    Christians: *confused screaming*

    • @harrypottah4500
      @harrypottah4500 3 года назад +10

      he thinks he is?

    • @dogecoin7248
      @dogecoin7248 3 года назад +29

      Jesus : I'm Gonna Go Get My Dad ಠ_ಠ

    • @Sal4Twonot12
      @Sal4Twonot12 3 года назад +7

      Ki-aadi mundi lego icons scare me at night. That forehead.....

    • @Bigguyherodude
      @Bigguyherodude 3 года назад +15

      @@Sal4Twonot12 *forehead intensifies*

    • @whatifcorp3541
      @whatifcorp3541 3 года назад +17

      Im bi but i dont touch boys 🤮

  • @justaspectator9762
    @justaspectator9762 5 лет назад +839

    "Female Dog"? Yeah that person was definitely not allowed to use curse words online

  • @AceTechn0
    @AceTechn0 3 года назад +135

    2:56 Damn that Brody impression was on point!

    • @yosh1111
      @yosh1111 3 года назад +5

      true

    • @eye7857
      @eye7857 3 года назад +4

      Skylanders nostoligic moment

  • @Leonardo-zt3kf
    @Leonardo-zt3kf 4 года назад +166

    "i go to parties every sat, and party at church on sunday"
    *_I praise the lord, then break the law_*

  • @evangelos4346
    @evangelos4346 5 лет назад +522

    Anything: *exists*
    Kids on youtube: “lIkE tO uNdO”

  • @ewwnames9442
    @ewwnames9442 5 лет назад +1996

    Ok but why are the yo mama impressions really good

    • @randomaj237
      @randomaj237 5 лет назад +135

      Plot twist, they’re the same person.

    • @myapapaya8739
      @myapapaya8739 5 лет назад +34

      RandomAj 23 okay is this true bc its been BURNING in my head and idk how to check

    • @myapapaya8739
      @myapapaya8739 5 лет назад +10

      Generic Username they have put pics of him in the videos he’s tall asf but he a lil chunky but its OKAY bc he cute

    • @QueenSheo
      @QueenSheo 5 лет назад +6

      You'll understand when the face reveal comes out

    • @theflameingredpanda659
      @theflameingredpanda659 5 лет назад +5

      Eww Names it scares me how much he sounds like Brody

  • @lesmartboi8701
    @lesmartboi8701 3 года назад +129

    “When you big sh*t”
    *Joseph yelling*

    • @gl1tchd0ut
      @gl1tchd0ut 3 года назад +5

      I WAS WAITING FOR SOMEONE TO POINT JOSEPH OUT

    • @jonathanjoestar3848
      @jonathanjoestar3848 3 года назад +3

      Emog es

    • @christiandeathh
      @christiandeathh 3 года назад

      i was waiting for a comment like ths

    • @Jillickle
      @Jillickle 3 года назад

      NOI
      JOJO FANS💀

    • @31oannamphong66
      @31oannamphong66 3 года назад

      @@Jillickle sory if we ofend you because you can't skip this comment

  • @reeces.pieces3
    @reeces.pieces3 4 года назад +751

    “i luv jesus”
    *_BUT IDK I MIGHT BE AN ATHEIST_*

    • @yareezap844
      @yareezap844 4 года назад +29

      "i'd never touch a boy because it's a sin"
      That kid must be...really really high

    • @PearllDoubleL
      @PearllDoubleL 4 года назад +13

      And I h8 black people they scare me

    • @cofisan4032
      @cofisan4032 4 года назад

      Tf

    • @cofisan4032
      @cofisan4032 4 года назад +1

      @@yareezap844 lmao

    • @spider.guts.s
      @spider.guts.s 4 года назад +1

      yes

  • @SeekPsychiatricHelp
    @SeekPsychiatricHelp 4 года назад +5000

    Hey? What the goof, man?

    • @withroofficial2304
      @withroofficial2304 4 года назад +84

      This needs more likes
      I want 1.7 million stairs
      WE WANT ALL THE STAIR

    • @mrdogpetter4103
      @mrdogpetter4103 4 года назад +33

      should be 1 for 1 flight of stairs

    • @its_4life
      @its_4life 4 года назад +10

      30 stairs. Seems normal.

    • @lunari2939
      @lunari2939 4 года назад +7

      Please add more stairs

    • @theimprovisor8998
      @theimprovisor8998 4 года назад +17

      Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like Like like like

  • @javierlambis2039
    @javierlambis2039 4 года назад +608

    Ok so let me get it
    -afraid of sin
    -loves jesus
    -atheist
    -does weed
    -afraid of black ppl
    -likes lil wayne
    -bisexual
    -does not like touchin other men
    ...
    *what.*

  • @kaiserepsilon4011
    @kaiserepsilon4011 3 года назад +21

    All respect to the kid who simply wanted his grandpa back.

  • @big.ant538
    @big.ant538 5 лет назад +1731

    “i luv jesus, but idk i might be atheist.”
    *DUDE. THATS NOT HOW IT WORKS.*

    • @RubyPiec
      @RubyPiec 4 года назад +156

      "I'm bisexual but I don't touch men because it's a sin"
      *DUDE, THAT'S ALSO NOT HOW IT WORKS*

    • @bblakethewolfgamer4339
      @bblakethewolfgamer4339 4 года назад +3

      @@RubyPiec yep

    • @assumingtrash6853
      @assumingtrash6853 4 года назад +76

      “I luv lil Wayne... I h8 black ppl because they scare me.”

    • @Bikkie920
      @Bikkie920 4 года назад +2

      Whoooosh

    • @lepidotos
      @lepidotos 4 года назад +12

      well no, you could believe jesus was a human dude with hallucinations and delusions of grandeur but some pretty cool ideas

  • @callmestubz
    @callmestubz 4 года назад +2312

    Egg

    • @al3ssi0._6
      @al3ssi0._6 4 года назад +9

      load isnt a good album the only good song is king nothing reload is much better 🤘

    • @andreias.6659
      @andreias.6659 4 года назад +43

      ah yes *rascist*

    • @callmestubz
      @callmestubz 4 года назад +2

      Metal4life bleeding me, hero of the day, until it sleeps?

    • @thealtpandapng
      @thealtpandapng 4 года назад +8

      Metal4life and that my friends is why you should never make your username your opinion on your favorite band/album/song. Good thing that I decided that “Lonely Lesbian” would be much better than “Three Cheers For Sweet Revenge is a good album and you can’t change my mind”

    • @gamerboi12sidchangiscutieu55
      @gamerboi12sidchangiscutieu55 4 года назад +5

      Divhead Moyes and only listens to jonas bros and lil wayne

  • @likira111
    @likira111 4 года назад +556

    "your daddy so bald when he took a shower he got brainwashed"
    Thats good tho.

  • @collinbloo
    @collinbloo 3 года назад +21

    0:00 this kid's grandpa has been brought back to life 726 times. There are about 725 clones of him.

  • @nope3123
    @nope3123 5 лет назад +1961

    “I’m Bisexual but I don’t like men.”
    *buddy I don’t think that’s how-*

  • @aquafoof7043
    @aquafoof7043 4 года назад +560

    Bro that “your mama” impression was actually really good
    Unless that was the actual guy

  • @wan8234
    @wan8234 4 года назад +748

    "i might atheist but i love jesus."
    " im bi but i will never touch a boy"
    "touching boys is a sin but i s m o k e w e e d"
    *visible confusion*

    • @wan8234
      @wan8234 4 года назад +21

      that aint yo business

    • @charliejohn3437
      @charliejohn3437 4 года назад +19

      @Alexander Chohan get yo ass outta here

    • @BosseHermanson
      @BosseHermanson 4 года назад +2

      Siht just went from 0 to 100 rale f’ing Quick!

    • @moyashiishi
      @moyashiishi 4 года назад +3

      Happy weed day

    • @wan8234
      @wan8234 4 года назад +2

      ‍ B r u h

  • @marketablekennymccormickplushi
    @marketablekennymccormickplushi 2 года назад +16

    4:10 he should've said if the button is green you like girls, and watched as all of the little kids screamed in terror because the button wouldn't turn green

    • @bobbi5355
      @bobbi5355 2 месяца назад

      We got the Kenny plushie on RUclips before GTA 6

  • @ozzyshroom752
    @ozzyshroom752 4 года назад +316

    “Weird sounds in mom’s room”
    *1.4 million views*

    • @obinnanwakwue5735
      @obinnanwakwue5735 4 года назад +2

      They were looking for....yeah.

    • @chriskandfaragaming1592
      @chriskandfaragaming1592 4 года назад +2

      The viewers: "hopefully she goes to see what the sounds were*

    • @waspeakamax
      @waspeakamax 4 года назад +2

      "i'm going to go see what is all that noise..."
      *opens the door*
      "mom,what is all that noi-"
      *closes the door*

  • @byron952
    @byron952 4 года назад +240

    You must be 13 years or older to make a Gmail account
    Kids: imma pretend I ain’t read that

    • @althepal234
      @althepal234 4 года назад +26

      This sign can’t stop me because I can’t read!

    • @byron952
      @byron952 4 года назад +2

      That’s actually a good reason

    • @Boeing-vi4qj
      @Boeing-vi4qj 4 года назад +3

      Hello other one of my kind

    • @byron952
      @byron952 4 года назад +1

      Oh yeah.

    • @tadpole345
      @tadpole345 4 года назад

      lol I’m cool ked so I sighn in when m 6 😆✌️

  • @commanderruby901
    @commanderruby901 3 года назад +1122

    “Congrats Adam, you’ve become the official CEO of Cringe!”

    • @Adam-oh3vu
      @Adam-oh3vu 3 года назад +13

      Me?

    • @SonOfAFridge_
      @SonOfAFridge_ 3 года назад +39

      @@Adam-oh3vu not you,
      But here, take my Medal Of Online Stranger

    • @Real_Adam_Sandler
      @Real_Adam_Sandler 3 года назад +5

      E

    • @red-trinity7390
      @red-trinity7390 3 года назад +4

      i should have the animation cringe medal because im always on hiatus

    • @shaun9874
      @shaun9874 3 года назад +9

      HOLAAAH!!!

  • @guh2908
    @guh2908 3 года назад +104

    "im bisexual but i'll never touch another boy because it's a sin ;("
    "i do weed"

  • @domasstonkus1846
    @domasstonkus1846 5 лет назад +780

    "i'll never touch another boy because it's a sin ;( i do weed"
    I guess smoking weed is not a sin.

    • @BielSmashJackeJoaoDeliciasS2
      @BielSmashJackeJoaoDeliciasS2 5 лет назад +32

      Well,i dont think the bible ever mentioned it.
      Do weed to your heart's content.

    • @domasstonkus1846
      @domasstonkus1846 5 лет назад +43

      @@BielSmashJackeJoaoDeliciasS2 Maybe it's not a sin, but still it's illegal especially for a 12 year old.

    • @stonejon70
      @stonejon70 5 лет назад +19

      @@domasstonkus1846 nah. It's a good thing for the rest of the society. Less brain cells at young age . It's like natural selection happening before our eyes

    • @domasstonkus1846
      @domasstonkus1846 5 лет назад

      @@stonejon70 Yeah I guess.

    • @BielSmashJackeJoaoDeliciasS2
      @BielSmashJackeJoaoDeliciasS2 5 лет назад +10

      @@domasstonkus1846 Anything is Legal if you're alone

  • @doodledaddle7841
    @doodledaddle7841 5 лет назад +286

    Holy shiet, you've been pumping out these videos non stop. LIKE I APPRECIATE THESE CONSTANT UPLOADS.

  • @thegamingdoggo9519
    @thegamingdoggo9519 5 лет назад +1627

    Says he is bi but doesn't like boys
    *Logic 100*

    • @ashtonhouran2210
      @ashtonhouran2210 5 лет назад +51

      That means you're straight then Adam...

    • @spiciestt6136
      @spiciestt6136 5 лет назад +121

      “But I’ll never touch another man because it’s a sin”
      He didn’t say he disliked them lol.

    • @waffoo101thedankest5
      @waffoo101thedankest5 5 лет назад +6

      no it’s just a sin

    • @SkellyBones9341
      @SkellyBones9341 5 лет назад +4

      No it's LOGIC 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000

    • @im_ener
      @im_ener 5 лет назад +17

      I met a girl who said she was bi but didnt like guys.

  • @charlescalvin271
    @charlescalvin271 3 года назад +12

    6:02 WHY DOES THE CRASH BANDICOOT PROFILE PICTURE MAKE THIS 100% FUNNIER

  • @emilybenton6890
    @emilybenton6890 5 лет назад +1132

    Why is this #18 trending for gaming.
    Like. It's good, but gaming??

    • @SirusRotv
      @SirusRotv 5 лет назад +24

      Fortnite

    • @lilbowpeep2259
      @lilbowpeep2259 5 лет назад +5

      fortnite

    • @csquaredfilms
      @csquaredfilms 5 лет назад +9

      Let’s break the chain

    • @sploinky2135
      @sploinky2135 5 лет назад +14

      CSquared Films you are the enemy of the people

    • @eli-pl6dq
      @eli-pl6dq 5 лет назад

      Let's break the chains here!,he said fornite (Fortnite) so that's why its number #18 on gaming,lol

  • @prochacho3750
    @prochacho3750 5 лет назад +307

    Emkay: Makes merch that says "emkay is a pro-bullying channel"
    Me: I'll take your entire stock

    • @gachamansama3703
      @gachamansama3703 5 лет назад +1

      Golden Silver *§+¤μk$*

    • @MarioLuigi0404
      @MarioLuigi0404 5 лет назад +4

      This really didn’t need to be in the
      “Somebody: something
      Me: something”
      format but okay.

    • @carval2001
      @carval2001 5 лет назад

      Y e s

  • @CircuitFoxx
    @CircuitFoxx 5 лет назад +854

    2:05 I feel pain cause you do not know who Joseph Joestar is

    • @omdano6432
      @omdano6432 5 лет назад +63

      Horrrrry shittuuuu

    • @lmaowtfami4448
      @lmaowtfami4448 5 лет назад +59

      Agreed, I pity you if you don’t know the main JoJo of Battle Tendency

    • @omdano6432
      @omdano6432 5 лет назад +11

      @@lmaowtfami4448 bottle tendency

    • @chum8807
      @chum8807 5 лет назад +14

      Who is he?

    • @takumeme545
      @takumeme545 5 лет назад +16

      @@chum8807 OH MY GOD!!!!!

  • @leofinnr
    @leofinnr 3 года назад +4

    That Brody voice is OUTSTANDING!
    It was so spot-on I thought it was Brody himself!

  • @sosukeaizen7056
    @sosukeaizen7056 5 лет назад +633

    *"Lol he Asian but got Chinese face 😂"*
    r/Facepalm

  • @rexrim2758
    @rexrim2758 5 лет назад +345

    "I love God but I think I might be an atheist "
    *wait That's illegal*

    • @LightBoltDash
      @LightBoltDash 5 лет назад +6

      he said jesus not god lmao

    • @thecatsquad235
      @thecatsquad235 5 лет назад +5

      LightBolt Dash Same difference man

    • @Soaral
      @Soaral 5 лет назад +2

      Garfield

    • @shedotshearts
      @shedotshearts 5 лет назад +1

      alright then
      1.same difference
      phrase of same
      -used to express the speaker's belief that two or more things are essentially the same, in spite of apparent differences.
      Translate same difference to

    • @shedotshearts
      @shedotshearts 5 лет назад +1

      Lol, "Alright Then' Probably deleted his comment out of embarrassment. He got schooled.

  • @totallynotxia
    @totallynotxia 4 года назад +474

    *i will never touch another boy*
    *Hey Son shake your hand with me!*
    *no lmao*

  • @waddledeeunmasked3443
    @waddledeeunmasked3443 3 года назад +16

    “I would never touch another boy because it is a sin”
    “I do weed”
    Hmmmmmmmmmmm

  • @Tielormus
    @Tielormus 5 лет назад +371

    "now put them together"
    me, an intellectual: thirteen

  • @RealBasil143
    @RealBasil143 3 года назад +637

    Fun fact : kids call people racist for weird reasons, like somebody saying "I like chocolate"

    • @tryssrt
      @tryssrt 3 года назад +39

      As a kid I can confirm

    • @nomadictanker8100
      @nomadictanker8100 3 года назад +30

      lol my classmates does that

    • @matyfenixcarmine
      @matyfenixcarmine 3 года назад +14

      Not only kids do it...

    • @Rickmonas90
      @Rickmonas90 3 года назад +27

      racist

    • @theoc6511
      @theoc6511 3 года назад +28

      when I was in third grade I mentioned the color black and was called racist for it.

  • @xx_3m0j1n_xx
    @xx_3m0j1n_xx 5 лет назад +529

    okay but like you should actually make merch of the “emkay is a pro-bullying channel”

  • @railfansbizarreadventure7458
    @railfansbizarreadventure7458 2 года назад +13

    10:54 two years later his prediction came true

    • @LASAG0N
      @LASAG0N Год назад +1

      💀💀💀

  • @fifashorts1078
    @fifashorts1078 5 лет назад +4532

    James charles died.
    Like to yes.

    • @bebitofuifui9666
      @bebitofuifui9666 5 лет назад +59

      Fucking spams the like button

    • @SLAMOHOLIC
      @SLAMOHOLIC 5 лет назад +24

      I wish I could like a comment twice

    • @principalnezu5106
      @principalnezu5106 5 лет назад +29

      Sorry but i lkked a comment that said I'm immune to James Charles comments so...😎

    • @SLAMOHOLIC
      @SLAMOHOLIC 5 лет назад +4

      This comment has no effect on u immunity wouldn't do anything

    • @Rakesssh
      @Rakesssh 5 лет назад +1

      About time

  • @nagitokomaeda5324
    @nagitokomaeda5324 4 года назад +282

    Adam: "I will never touch a boy 'cause its a sin" *0.1 seconds later* "I do weed-"
    Me: "Wait-"

    • @dawsonrichardson4085
      @dawsonrichardson4085 4 года назад +8

      Where is a kazoo kid meme when you need it

    • @noobytunes7289
      @noobytunes7289 4 года назад +3

      Lol same

    • @puopoup
      @puopoup 4 года назад +1

      Is an aetheist and hates blacks

    • @crabbymadi123
      @crabbymadi123 4 года назад +7

      NAGITO K O M A E D A

    • @itz_mqcha_bear2167
      @itz_mqcha_bear2167 4 года назад +5

      I didn't know crazy luck boy liked watching youtube.
      Hell, I didn't even know you had wifi on Jaberwock Island.

  • @tylerfabian6336
    @tylerfabian6336 5 лет назад +180

    No one:
    Absolutely no one:
    Literally no one in the universe ever:
    7 year olds: LiKe So BrOdY cAn SeE

  • @lahar2412
    @lahar2412 3 года назад +7

    man does such a good brody impression i've been fooled by his impression multiple times

  • @altmisbahma2alt917
    @altmisbahma2alt917 4 года назад +2341

    As a child, I can confirm this is what we do.

    • @chillybones6894
      @chillybones6894 3 года назад +153

      You have to be a kid with that Roblox icon

    • @davebryan8003
      @davebryan8003 3 года назад +38

      Wtf do you mean "in our conmunity"?

    • @davebryan8003
      @davebryan8003 3 года назад +31

      @@chillybones6894 and you BB-8 is different?

    • @wizdumb5392
      @wizdumb5392 3 года назад +58

      @@lArcadiuml take a joke damn

    • @davebryan8003
      @davebryan8003 3 года назад +16

      @@lArcadiuml holy crud, just stop

  • @theviy8183
    @theviy8183 4 года назад +387

    “Reminds me of Dillon the hacker, whatever happened to him”
    Well Damien umm he died...

    • @jafo8054
      @jafo8054 4 года назад +10

      Yah I was sad when I heard the news

    • @glitterclitter_.
      @glitterclitter_. 4 года назад +2

      It's really sad that all the good people die 😢

    • @Oyasumi05
      @Oyasumi05 4 года назад +5

      Idk who he is but when did he die and how old was he?

    • @_hannaki
      @_hannaki 4 года назад +1

      John Doe yore mom

    • @billzo9412
      @billzo9412 4 года назад

      quєєnly yore?

  • @SunnyDummyShark
    @SunnyDummyShark 4 года назад +347

    Kid 12 year old: “Lol I’m bisexual but liking another boy is a sin and I’m not a sinner!”
    Also that kid: Cheats, does drugs, hates people because of their race, and is in a relationship with a 15 year old
    God why did this video in particular get suddenly more popular? Please stop commenting I just want sleep

    • @SunnyDummyShark
      @SunnyDummyShark 4 года назад +7

      You thought it was Giorno Giovanna but KONO DIO DA! The point is that they are a minor dating someone who is 3 years older than them. Sorry if this offends you, it’s not accurate to every single 12 year old. I kinda thought that was a bit obvious, but I guess I needed some clarification. Apologies.

    • @ninirockz7031
      @ninirockz7031 4 года назад +8

      As a 12 yr old, 12 yr old kids like this make me wish I could be 13 sooner lol

    • @user-pi2gk1me3h
      @user-pi2gk1me3h 4 года назад +2

      @@code_Rei Some people just think all kids are the same-

    • @invaderdex3106
      @invaderdex3106 4 года назад +1

      @@code_Rei .......r/youngpeopleyoutube

    • @invaderdex3106
      @invaderdex3106 4 года назад +1

      @@code_Rei I have, actually. And, r/nobodyasked

  • @axsnanimations4809
    @axsnanimations4809 3 года назад +8

    “It’s garrys mod. Garry ain’t scary”
    Thank you.

  • @crescentblueee
    @crescentblueee 5 лет назад +301

    2:57
    ARE WE NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT HOW ACCURATE THAT IMPRESSION IS?? DUDE YOU GOT TALENT 😂😂😂

    • @eliotjupiter7807
      @eliotjupiter7807 5 лет назад +4

      Oh yeahhh

    • @supremepatty6609
      @supremepatty6609 5 лет назад +2

      Crescent exactly lol 😂

    • @Jroobelucios
      @Jroobelucios 5 лет назад +3

      It may not an impression, there was a previous episode where Brody made that yo mama joke

    • @snovaspectre2
      @snovaspectre2 5 лет назад +1

      @@Jroobelucios it was an impression dude

    • @Jroobelucios
      @Jroobelucios 5 лет назад

      @@snovaspectre2 it may have been from the episode.

  • @Aiko_63194
    @Aiko_63194 4 года назад +680

    Yeah, I’m a *GAMER*
    *G* -My
    *A* -Mom
    *M* -Has the
    *E* -Belt
    *R* -Please Help

    • @dustman2996
      @dustman2996 4 года назад +35

      *his mom has a fricken belt help nim*

    • @glennthehelper4524
      @glennthehelper4524 4 года назад +9

      @Avocado Guac that was an obvious joke come on dude

    • @themacud
      @themacud 4 года назад +9

      @Cucumber r/wooosh

    • @Aiko_63194
      @Aiko_63194 4 года назад +8

      Avocado Guac Cucumber why y’all both vegetables wth

    • @veroniquesingh5056
      @veroniquesingh5056 4 года назад +11

      @Cucumber nah you were not joking but when u gor r/woooooshed you felt ashamed so you did like it was your intention but actually it was not so you thought well lets act like he just r/woooooooshed
      Ps dont take this serious this a joke

  • @doggod1440
    @doggod1440 5 лет назад +509

    2:06 HOL’ UP BOYS
    WAS THAT A MOTHERFRICKING JOJOS REFERENCE

  • @YeetUsNow
    @YeetUsNow Год назад +2

    My excuse for being bad as a little kid was “The Devil made me do it.” LMAO

  • @kevinjohnson7300
    @kevinjohnson7300 5 лет назад +92

    "I do weed, and i luv lil wayne and the jonas brothers."
    *THIS SHOULD NEVER BE USED IN A SENTENCE AGAIN!*

    • @kyhoney
      @kyhoney 5 лет назад +1

      Kevin Johnson the ultimate hipster

    • @JJSJAJSJSJ
      @JJSJAJSJSJ 5 лет назад

      Garfield

  • @Naif314
    @Naif314 4 года назад +218

    2:06 proof that Emkay doesn’t watch Jojo’s bizarre adventure.
    Btw rip Caesar.

    • @yoceluila
      @yoceluila 4 года назад +6

      yes

    • @birdsoup
      @birdsoup 4 года назад +6

      RIP CAESAR 😭😭

    • @SirPiggyy
      @SirPiggyy 4 года назад +3

      - HeXo - MR JOESTAR

    • @yoceluila
      @yoceluila 4 года назад +10

      SHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

    • @gaminghuskyforlife
      @gaminghuskyforlife 4 года назад +5

      yare yare daze. ok i will scream shiza.SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!! ok, now can i go back to emkay now? yare yare

  • @trex3556
    @trex3556 5 лет назад +556

    *#20 ON TRENDING FOR GAMING*
    Me: hmm.... this isn't right

    • @oceaneightzeroeight
      @oceaneightzeroeight 5 лет назад +2

      Tamás Pénzes Are you trying to be funny..?

    • @natlhn6768
      @natlhn6768 5 лет назад +1

      @@oceaneightzeroeight Sub to pewdiepie

    • @yongpoop7409
      @yongpoop7409 5 лет назад +1

      @Vegan Lion Sub to PewDiePie

    • @jamierogan3974
      @jamierogan3974 5 лет назад

      holaaahh!

    • @ocardh
      @ocardh 5 лет назад

      @XxBurgerLoverzxX Sub to PewDiePie

  • @themonettree
    @themonettree 3 года назад +8

    " TIPS FOR BOYS ONLY DO NOT WATCH GIRLS"
    My genderfluid friends: *confused screaming*

  • @rubbers3
    @rubbers3 5 лет назад +168

    @9:19 The creator of the video liked the comment, and has a Gothic 1 logo/Sleeper mask on the profile picture. Now I need to know what it is.

  • @bananudoscomnutela8905
    @bananudoscomnutela8905 5 лет назад +130

    2:05
    Caesar didn't die for this

    • @太陽-y5b
      @太陽-y5b 5 лет назад +12

      Bananudos Com Nutela a man of culture

    • @kiwikrass
      @kiwikrass 5 лет назад +12

      Ah yes, men of culture

    • @kimson5221
      @kimson5221 5 лет назад +9

      Ah, yes I see you're a man of culture as well

    • @menacingthinker4322
      @menacingthinker4322 5 лет назад +14

      Ceasar died because he took a *MASSIVE SHIT*

    • @dylanpiper9013
      @dylanpiper9013 5 лет назад +10

      SHIIIIIIZZZZZAAAAAA

  • @DoctorCorax
    @DoctorCorax 5 лет назад +108

    EmKay I got bullied for wearing your merch help me plz

    • @akkok5059
      @akkok5059 5 лет назад +4

      Lol

    • @treeboy3840
      @treeboy3840 5 лет назад +3

      Good

    • @jadekaay
      @jadekaay 5 лет назад +4

      *Learn Karate Chop*

    • @thottae9
      @thottae9 5 лет назад

      db4ks i didn’t understand for a sec

    • @slumpt1647
      @slumpt1647 5 лет назад +1

      Bring a special surprise to your school to take care of the bullying :)

  • @AsianJoe7070
    @AsianJoe7070 3 года назад +5

    Adam: I do t touch other boys because it’s a sin
    Also Adam: I do weed

  • @arsipantsu
    @arsipantsu 5 лет назад +161

    Adam: "I go to church every sunday, and I love jeesus"
    Also Adam: "idk, I might be an Atheist"

    • @Tackyknot
      @Tackyknot 5 лет назад +2

      Me though Xd

    • @operatorspectre7428
      @operatorspectre7428 5 лет назад +5

      He contradicted himself too many times lmao

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors 2 года назад

      You can love something without believing in it

    • @spooknut8625
      @spooknut8625 Год назад

      @@DakotaofRaptors I love chocolate but I don't believe it exists.

    • @DakotaofRaptors
      @DakotaofRaptors Год назад

      @@spooknut8625 the duality of sweet confections

  • @goggles8691
    @goggles8691 5 лет назад +401

    Your next line is "if I had a nickel for every time JoJo was in this video, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice"

    • @goggles8691
      @goggles8691 5 лет назад +16

      @ART HUGGER this must be the work of an enemy stand!

    • @itslikeameatyexplosion
      @itslikeameatyexplosion 5 лет назад +5

      garfield

    • @goggles8691
      @goggles8691 5 лет назад +6

      @@itslikeameatyexplosion OH MY GOD

    • @skyrrelofthestars
      @skyrrelofthestars 5 лет назад +7

      "If I had a nickel for every time JoJo was in this video, I'd have two nickels, which isn't a lot, but it's weird it happened twice." What?!

    • @thatoneguy9582
      @thatoneguy9582 5 лет назад +2

      garfield

  • @omelette_man3250
    @omelette_man3250 5 лет назад +185

    Joseph:Best friend is literally crushed to death
    Kid: When you take a big dump 😂🤣😆💯

  • @Speed-TV
    @Speed-TV 2 года назад +3

    2:56 I literally thought he invited the guy onto emkay as a special guest, his impression was that good.

  • @blaugitv5445
    @blaugitv5445 5 лет назад +356

    Grandpa is back

  • @frostythesharkpup2754
    @frostythesharkpup2754 5 лет назад +246

    I remember when PopularMMos used to say:"So guys if you enjoyed this video,smash the like button with your...grandma!"

  • @mari-5921
    @mari-5921 3 года назад +53

    "The innocence of children is adorable" ah yes and I would like to have it back too

  • @person2871
    @person2871 3 года назад +4

    i actually laughed at the "you daddy so bald" one

  • @stormium296
    @stormium296 5 лет назад +109

    "My friend here screaming g" Don't you dare disrespect Joseph

    • @PALMA06
      @PALMA06 5 лет назад +8

      F for that ignored reference.

  • @semajofacillatemisdead8257
    @semajofacillatemisdead8257 4 года назад +210

    Kid: Get's bullied for wearing Morgz merch.
    Me: *Y* E *S*

  • @brandon.100
    @brandon.100 4 года назад +198

    "Emkay is a pro-bullying channel"
    *shows a picture of Mario brutally blasting Luigi with a gun*

    • @amethesttothemoon
      @amethesttothemoon 4 года назад +2

      @Elijah Draper I think he understands perfectly well. What made you think he didn't?

    • @dittygoops
      @dittygoops 4 года назад +2

      S.S.S Mummy usually, when someone uses that format, they are trying to show some contradiction

    • @brandon.100
      @brandon.100 4 года назад +1

      @@amethesttothemoon i do, i thought it was funny doe

    • @amethesttothemoon
      @amethesttothemoon 4 года назад +2

      @@brandon.100 It was funny.

    • @peesadface
      @peesadface 4 года назад +2

      Brandon Escourse It was funny.

  • @Nexxin.
    @Nexxin. 3 года назад +4

    Me: goes outside for a swim
    Everyone on the plane: O-O

  • @subparcrow
    @subparcrow 5 лет назад +238

    “person 5”
    *morgana is offended*

  • @noahspruce1359
    @noahspruce1359 5 лет назад +294

    Petition for emkay to use his Brody voice for a whole video
    |
    \/

  • @duwu3571
    @duwu3571 4 года назад +101

    7:27 the C was added as an accident.

  • @ashtonisreadytovibe1352
    @ashtonisreadytovibe1352 3 года назад +2

    damiens laugh is more wholesome than my entire life.
    *sobs*

  • @enderborn6860
    @enderborn6860 5 лет назад +197

    2:10 why you gotta do joseph like that come one have some respect for the second jojo

    • @sethsarofsky3697
      @sethsarofsky3697 5 лет назад +1

      Even though he's the second worst jojo. He's better when he's old in part 3

    • @twistedgale
      @twistedgale 5 лет назад +6

      its every day bro wWhat the fuck is wrong with you

    • @enderborn6860
      @enderborn6860 5 лет назад +7

      @@sethsarofsky3697 he about to overdrive yo ass if you talk him like that bruh

    • @JustLurking248
      @JustLurking248 5 лет назад +4

      @@sethsarofsky3697 "second worst JoJo" I really want to slap the hell out of you.

    • @sethsarofsky3697
      @sethsarofsky3697 5 лет назад +1

      @@enderborn6860 hear me out man I'm not saying he's bad. Everything about jojo is amazing, but think about all the other jojo's (aside from jolene) and he's just a bit more 1 dimensional than the others

  • @no-do5od
    @no-do5od 4 года назад +127

    2:06 me who knows the real reason why Joseph is screaming: SEEEEEEEEZAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

    • @pigpin
      @pigpin 4 года назад +7

      Yes that was not a kid that was a jojo fan

    • @aiden_wade1
      @aiden_wade1 3 года назад +12

      He literally went Shijima no soko kara
      Mezameru sono hashiratachi toki wo koe
      Shinku no chishio ga tachiagaru yuuki wo
      Hikiawaseru
      Uketsugu ai wo sadame to yobu nara
      Hohoemu me de tsugi no te wo
      Yami wo azamuite setsuna wo kawashite
      Yaiba surinuke yatsura no suki wo tsuke
      Tsuranuita omoi ga mirai wo hiraku
      Like a bloody storm, atsuku like a bloody stone
      Ketsumyaku ni kizamareta innen ni
      Ukiagaru kienai hokori no kizuna nigirishimete

    • @evieanimates2019
      @evieanimates2019 3 года назад +5

      @@aiden_wade1 indeed he did.

    • @kanagisama3875
      @kanagisama3875 3 года назад +3

      r/youngpeopleyoutube

    • @intelmkx1725
      @intelmkx1725 3 года назад +1

      Seizure

  • @DozenthTurmoil
    @DozenthTurmoil 5 лет назад +258

    Emomji sounds like a parody of Jumanji

  • @ChloekabanOfficial
    @ChloekabanOfficial 3 года назад +2

    Damien's Brody Foxx voice is so convincing. It sounds almost like Brody Foxx himself.

  • @queenzari2278
    @queenzari2278 5 лет назад +50

    “I have a gf but I still flirt with other girls in my class”

  • @ohno5660
    @ohno5660 5 лет назад +26

    *"He doesnt have a nose what does he need tissues for"*
    Kid... you've got a lot coming for you lmao.

  • @kakyiondonut6084
    @kakyiondonut6084 4 года назад +78

    12 year olds: jojo, more like hobo eat my doodoo
    Men of culture: yare yare daze

    • @wubboi
      @wubboi 4 года назад

      Yeah that's about right

    • @bruhher5561
      @bruhher5561 4 года назад +2

      im 12 and i do watch jojo

    • @saturnqaiyoom2141
      @saturnqaiyoom2141 4 года назад

      i mean he aint wrong

    • @obaihoi9022
      @obaihoi9022 4 года назад +2

      Bitc fuk

    • @Grolix.
      @Grolix. 4 года назад

      I like JoJo but the way RUclips people portrays JoJo is honestly just cringe, JoJo in RUclips is just say kono dio da for free likes and other cringe

  • @littlemissmightymo2866
    @littlemissmightymo2866 3 года назад +3

    “You gotta be nice to the kids” that’s a joke right? 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Dawn-ux5ss
    @Dawn-ux5ss 4 года назад +54

    2:07 Damien you didn't know my main man Joseph Joestar.

  • @epicgaming7813
    @epicgaming7813 4 года назад +94

    5:56 his comment isn’t even edited..

  • @scarletstarwood
    @scarletstarwood 4 года назад +85

    "Reminds me of Dillon the Hacker. Whatever happened to him?"
    Yikes.

    • @animeforlife12
      @animeforlife12 4 года назад +1

      Ikr

    • @cryptical3236
      @cryptical3236 4 года назад

      Sad.

    • @Rosia4309
      @Rosia4309 4 года назад

      Tomathius Yeah.. yikes.

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 4 года назад

      @@Rosia4309 what happened to him?

    • @Rosia4309
      @Rosia4309 4 года назад +6

      ahmed4363 He died, it's not completely clear how, but yea

  • @Sofiaaaa104
    @Sofiaaaa104 3 года назад +5

    2:36
    The anime references on his videos satisfy me enough

  • @francis9428
    @francis9428 4 года назад +27

    “That reminds me of Dillon the hacker, what ever happen to him”
    I just had a sad flashback there

  • @mohxiie
    @mohxiie 5 лет назад +40

    Finally. I finally found a pro-bullying channel. I've been searching for 6 years.

  • @_simon.s_
    @_simon.s_ 4 года назад +143

    "Reminds of Dillon the Hacker, remember that guy? Whatever happened to him?"
    He's dead.

    • @daemoniumvenator7099
      @daemoniumvenator7099 4 года назад +8

      He kidnapped Marzia and left the country. Now he's in a city in Russia

    • @Kathylovesart
      @Kathylovesart 4 года назад +5

      Dillion: STOP TELLING EVERYONE IM DEAD

    • @yareezap844
      @yareezap844 4 года назад +1

      Yo lol im proqbr remembered your name from your comment on that accel video lol

    • @hesklairvoyant
      @hesklairvoyant 4 года назад +5

      @@RainyyFlash Obama

  • @SeanMadeAScene
    @SeanMadeAScene 3 года назад +6

    3:05 yo wtf that’s actually so good.