@@Fr4nk_West Dimitri is the main antagonist of the entire GTA IV storyline. Since he is dead, the climax, where either Roman or Kate dies never would've happened.
20:25 Niko: I guess the streets is going to have to stay dirty for a little longer. See you, Manny 👋 😊 *Niko hangs up Niko: I've got to stop fucking this shit up 😤😡
I like how Roman is using double negative in his sentence "it better not be nothing serious". In Serbian, it's common to use double negative in sentences. Carries over to his English.
That's a interesting detail on Armando's true personality, meaning he doesn't really care for Henrique unlike Luis who can't believe he says that and says Henrique was family. That's like Ryder calling CJ a coward and a buster all the time but showing to be he himself a coward if CJ fails the mission home invasion, by leaving him to deal with the police alone and just getting away
36:30 “Ray, I hate to tell you this, but your friend Tuna is sleeping with the fishes.” “Ah, fuck me Nicky!” Still as hilarious as it was the first time I fucked up that mission years ago
considering how angry Faustin is in a lot of the cutscenes, he seems barely bothered in the mission failed phone conversations, apart from the ones involving his daughter
I love how these mobsters are more lenient about failure than most peoples’ bosses. “You fucked up?! Eh that’s okay, don’t do it again. Let’s talk about it sometime.”
Hey, man. You missed one fail phone call for Ray in TLAD. On Collector's Item, if you kill Issac, Johnny will call Ray and tell him that he will start looking for a new buyer.
Oh, and I forgot to mention for Out of Commission fail too in GTA IV. You can kill Jacob before or during the chase with Pegorino's Goons. (the fail cutscene from Niko, Jacob and Roman was duplicated) And maybe you should include fail cutscenes or phone calls variants as well, like Shadow, for example, where Niko has 2 variants when he kills the Dealer too early.
i've noticed that everyone in the gta iv fail phonecalls are like "do you have any idea what unstoppable chain of events is going to happen now? you've fucked *everything* up!" but everybody in TLAD is like "oh, everything's gone to shit? meh, see you later"
The best thing about failing a gta iv mission is seeing which car you get, it can either be a rare spawning car, common spawning car, or very rare- every time I get my one when failing, first thing I do is take it to the apartments and the garage
My theory is that at some point in development, Gracie was meant to die in the trunk of the Vincent while Niko was driving, and this would trigger the Ancelottis and Luis Lopez to go after him and Packie.
Every time someone says something along the lines of "come back and see me" it's so ominous. Every time it feels like the assigner of the mission (especially Gerry and Faustin) is basically trying to draw Niko in to whack him for his failure.
Thank you Piecemeal. This was fantastic to watch. 😂 I would have liked if we had some mission fail dialogue in GTA V too. Maybe in GTA VI, who knows? 😅
I remember failing Jacob’s repeatedly and each time would feel as if he’d get angrier though I couldn’t really get his accent lol really did have quite a laugh about it all those years ago.
7:34 "Hey, Vlad. The car you wanted, it's...uhh, how you say? Fucked." - Niko Bellic, 2008
"You're gonna to be fucked when I'm done with you, yokel. Come back to see me."
-Vlad Glebov, 2008
I hope you going to buy me dinner first, Vlad. I'm not that easy. -Niko Bellic, 2008
*Cellphone Noise*
-Badger Phone, 2008
@@OtterGamingYT”Roman, I should’ve never read your fucking emails and stayed away!”
@@marsayde1237 -Niko Bellic, 2008
1:43:57 I love Yusuf’s rage scream
“Wtf man I gotta go in!” “AGGGGGGGHHHHH”
I never seen that scene its so hilarious 🤣🤣🤣
Nigga got fucking demolished.
Even Luis dies too which makes it funny 😂
At least I'm not the only one that thinks this is hilarious!!!!😆😆😆
And then Luis ragdolling after 🤣
This deserves more views. You must have the patience of a saint for doing this.
Thanks, I did not see that coming.
I love how direct and nonchalant niko is everytime he screws up 😂😂😂😂
2:06:16
He can just return back in time with his phone and repeat everything from the beginning so why should he get upset about failing? Lol
Only to then sometimes sound frustrated "Oh man this is fucking bullshit!" Lol
@@Noah-3rtyu Well, who cares. It's just club business, nothing personal.
And how calm is always Luis every time he fails 😂
9:04 at least you solved 95% of Niko and Roman's problems
World record
But what about that
Come see me and explain
@@Fr4nk_West Dimitri is the main antagonist of the entire GTA IV storyline. Since he is dead, the climax, where either Roman or Kate dies never would've happened.
@@JustMatheus no but Faustin said “come see me and explain” what about that? What would happen?
I did you a favor Mr. Faustin, that snake was going to stab all of us in our backs
Niko: *Fails mission*
Caller: My disappointment is immeasurable and my day is ruined.
Niko: Oh no! Anyway…
5:31 "Sorry cousin your cab got trashed" *Standing outside of the ocean*
Ah I know where this is going
"Niko, how come you trash my cab but you never trash those tanks you drive back home? This is real bad, man"
Roman man, I got some bad news. Your client Jermaine got hurt
Shit Niko, he was one of my only regulars. This ain't good at all man, later on.
Ocean?
11:04 I like how even Faustin is fed up with Niko acting like a psycho.
When a psychotic cocaine addict is calling you crazy, you know you’ve got to chill out
@@justsomeguy747 he's more a sociopath
20:25 Niko: I guess the streets is going to have to stay dirty for a little longer. See you, Manny 👋 😊
*Niko hangs up
Niko: I've got to stop fucking this shit up 😤😡
3:22 A disagreement over the pricing 😂😂😂
bro in india we disagree over pricing even on buying cabbage and veggies
"I GOT TO STOP FUCKING THIS SHIT UP!"
Niko is the best😂
His fail dialogue always cracks me up.
@@ultimatecontagion 19:39 ROMAN I SHOULD HAVE NEVER READ YOUR FUCKING EMAILS AND STAYED AWAY!
My fav is "I should have never read your emails and stayed away" 😂
@@ultimatecontagion😂😂😂😂😂😂😂same
I love “FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK!” 1:27
I like how Roman is using double negative in his sentence "it better not be nothing serious". In Serbian, it's common to use double negative in sentences. Carries over to his English.
5:29 15:51 17:35 20:31 32:05 44:15 52:22 54:19 1:01:30 1:05:14 1:06:05 1:10:53 1:14:39 1:24:14 1:46:21 1:46:59 1:52:22 1:53:58 1:54:06 1:55:39 It Never Gets Old
11:23 I have never heard Little Jacob this pissed
He also gets angry when you fail drug deliveries.
1:24:11 this one happened to me playing today and it was hilarious lol” a guy gotta go sometimes” I couldn’t stop laughing at that
That's a interesting detail on Armando's true personality, meaning he doesn't really care for Henrique unlike Luis who can't believe he says that and says Henrique was family. That's like Ryder calling CJ a coward and a buster all the time but showing to be he himself a coward if CJ fails the mission home invasion, by leaving him to deal with the police alone and just getting away
LMAOOOO
This video deserves a lot of views. I'm really glad that you got the complete edition of GTA IV mission failed dialogue. Coolio, man. 👍🏻
Niko: “ROMAN, I SHOULD NEVER READ YOUR F**CKING EMAILS AND STAY AWAY”
36:30
“Ray, I hate to tell you this, but your friend Tuna is sleeping with the fishes.”
“Ah, fuck me Nicky!”
Still as hilarious as it was the first time I fucked up that mission years ago
Mallorie crying after Niko kills Michelle 2:09
Fucking love how supportive Bruce was despite every fail😭😭😭
Yeah cause he knows Niko will beat him up if he gets mad at him💀
What? That ain’t cool. We’ll talk soon
33:31 Niko Killed Luis
13:00 the best one, Niko expecting Faustin to be grateful that he is still alive, only to be roasted by him 😂😂
15:23 “This place is not much of a fucking holiday!” 😂😂
1:38:56 Luis says “we better leave the country”, then mentions Vice City and Los Santos, which are still in the US 😂😂
I don't know why 27:03 made me crack up so much, but just the way Niko Bellic says "FUCK THIS!" is freakin hilarious LMAO
Niko's comments always get me crackin' the fuck up.
55:34 Drop in on me Niko * Pegorino drops*
0:37 is this the only time Roman gets really pissed at Niko?
He gets angry at him plenty of times, specially when his properties got burned down.
2 hours of nothing but failure. Sounds like my life. Very relatable content.
Do better 🤡
1:27 Of all mission failure complaints, this one is the funniest.
19:38 or this xD
4:43
This one's my favorite, lol
Fuck this crap lmao!!
THE CAB IS F’D
30:26
I'm dead from laughing so hard
@ 19:34 he ran over the cameraman 😂😂
LMFAO
19:38 Roman, i should have never read your fucking emails and stayed away
😂😂
considering how angry Faustin is in a lot of the cutscenes, he seems barely bothered in the mission failed phone conversations, apart from the ones involving his daughter
Faustin is kinda friendly I guess
Faustin is not angry at niko, just disappointed
I love how he's not even mad with the dead Dimitri one, just straight up confused.
Dimitri dead? How? This is impossible. Come see me and explain
9:04
This is so so much content lot of people will not even see, but some of Luis replays are absolutly gold 💀🤣🤣
gotta love how Brucie applauds you for sabotaging the race XD
"What the fuck, man? I got to go in. ARGHHHHHH!!"
My fave is "The car is... How you say... Fucked?" 😂
5:36 I like how he says ‘trashed’ as he really fucked the car 😂
1:42:34 "You float around like some fucking asshole fairy"🤣🤣😭😭💀💀
That actually cracked me up😂
I love how these mobsters are more lenient about failure than most peoples’ bosses.
“You fucked up?! Eh that’s okay, don’t do it again. Let’s talk about it sometime.”
Yeah, they'll "talk" about it...
“The fucking truck got TRASHED before I could get it there. I’m LUCKY to be ALIVE!”
2:25 What happened with the taxi?? XD
It’s so funny how so many of these you have to purposely try to fail to get the phone call.
55:12 that threat from Pegorino
I love how Brucie is just okay with Niko pulling a gun out and murdering other drivers in street races.
0:40 “FAWK THIS CRAP”😭😭🤣
48:40 "wtf did you and Derrick give me a rocket launcher for then?!"
You think these streets are safe enough, see for yourself get out 😂😂😂
Hey, man. You missed one fail phone call for Ray in TLAD. On Collector's Item, if you kill Issac, Johnny will call Ray and tell him that he will start looking for a new buyer.
Thank you for pointing that out. I'll have to add that in and reupload this
Oh, and I forgot to mention for Out of Commission fail too in GTA IV. You can kill Jacob before or during the chase with Pegorino's Goons. (the fail cutscene from Niko, Jacob and Roman was duplicated) And maybe you should include fail cutscenes or phone calls variants as well, like Shadow, for example, where Niko has 2 variants when he kills the Dealer too early.
1:41:17 and this is why Luis is my favorite gta character lmao 🤣
20:59 Niko is angry at Packie 😂😂😂
Crazy the amount of dialogue the fail states have. Played this game hundreds of times and never heard any of this
12:24 - 12:30 = What is he going on about now!?
3:21, 4:42, 5:36, 7:20, 8:01, 11:23, 19:43, 20:55, 21:15, 30:26, 30:45, 55:01, 55:24, 1:05:10, 1:06:00, 1:12:18, 1:15:35, 1:39:45, 1:41:18, 1:41:40, 1:42:34, 1:43:58, 1:57:44 all of them had me dead I swear😂😂😂😂😂
Aye man, are you ok?
@@glowingthing possibly
@@xddennis8895 r you still breathing after dying?
5:36 😂😂😂😂
30:45 😂😂😂
1:05:10 😂😂😂
Yeah, Billy. Figure it out.
i've noticed that everyone in the gta iv fail phonecalls are like
"do you have any idea what unstoppable chain of events is going to happen now? you've fucked *everything* up!"
but everybody in TLAD is like
"oh, everything's gone to shit? meh, see you later"
47:14 lol
GTA 5 fails are just boring some missions have fail cutscenes but not alot
Hope gta 6 can make up for it
Tbf gta 5 has checkpoints so why record a bunch of lines if the player is gonna immediately reset
@@gameexpert133 it would add detail to the game for whichever protagonist you play as to show frustration over one's or another person's fuck ups.
@@ultimatecontagionthat makes the game even worse
Fuck gta 5
3:20 Niko...what did you do?
Its hilarious how quickly Roman regains happiness
The fact that you made an hour of this… mastapiece. Amazing work. Hopefully this returns in GTA 6
19:34 damn ran over the camera man why don't ya
Niko : fails given objective
His Employer : come see me
GTA 4 but niko is bad at his job
And for some reason he keeps getting hired 😂
Niko's Reactions Always Make Me Laugh😂😂😂😂😂
The best thing about failing a gta iv mission is seeing which car you get, it can either be a rare spawning car, common spawning car, or very rare- every time I get my one when failing, first thing I do is take it to the apartments and the garage
9:04 how to finish the game way earlier
Jacob is hilarious!
53:20 they really made a cutscene for this?
My theory is that at some point in development, Gracie was meant to die in the trunk of the Vincent while Niko was driving, and this would trigger the Ancelottis and Luis Lopez to go after him and Packie.
The only GTA that has no "Mission Failed" message
Every time someone says something along the lines of "come back and see me" it's so ominous. Every time it feels like the assigner of the mission (especially Gerry and Faustin) is basically trying to draw Niko in to whack him for his failure.
Thank you Piecemeal. This was fantastic to watch. 😂 I would have liked if we had some mission fail dialogue in GTA V too. Maybe in GTA VI, who knows? 😅
19:35 - did he hit the cameraman?!
Michelle talks Niko after kills Mallorie 2:40
Well, Most of the missions were hard for me when I first played. I love how Niko gets defeat and disgusted phone calls from Roman and the others.
Was wondering what happened to the original video. I miss the part where Derrick went flying in the Undertaker mission
This place is really getting to me. 2:49
The funny part is When derrick said warn me before you drop a bomb like that I need time to prepare for bad news you bastard shite 😂😂
23:02 All you had to do, was follow the dang train, Niko
7:30 lmao
I love Nikos sarcasm
1:57:44 I CANT IM DEAD😂😂😂😂😂
Mission failed, Niko gets angry.
7:34 "Niko: hey Vlad the car you wanted it's... how you say fucked
31:55 literally the house is right there😂
Well... yeah. As opposed to splitting up.
This place is not much of a fucking holiday! 15:22
9:05 funniest thing tells mikhal that dimtri is dead but 15 seconds later some how his ok
Niko can time travel
50:31 I didn't even know this was possible 😂
Well it is the main gimmick of the mission
I like how the developers tried so hard to not make the player feel bad for failing the mission, but the other characters dialogue ruins that 😂
I CAN'T FIND IT THE LAPTOP
12:44 "Niko: That biker got away I'm sorry
Some of these are hilarious
0:27 - 0:33 = FUNNY!!!!
1:17:43 Don't you hang up on me. Don't you hang up on me...
I remember failing Jacob’s repeatedly and each time would feel as if he’d get angrier though I couldn’t really get his accent lol really did have quite a laugh about it all those years ago.
1:51:28-1:50:42-1:50:47-1:54:10-1:55:28
9:12 I don’t see why this would be a mission failed!
7:42 😭😭😭
I’m gonna go drown my sorrows, I’ll speak to you soon
Was that on PS3?