The WORST dark souls 3 critique EVER MADE

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  • Опубликовано: 3 фев 2025

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  • @masterb0lt
    @masterb0lt 9 месяцев назад +37

    It bothers me that he keeps saying that dark souls 3 is like elden ring like dark souls 3 came out after. It's poor writing and criticism when it should be pointing out what they took from it, polished, and used in elden ring.

    • @Demonshaft16
      @Demonshaft16 9 месяцев назад

      It wasn't really that much they did differently tbh. We only got 2 new mechanics with being able to jump from neutral and horseback riding. ER is just an open world dark souls and it shows.

    • @wyattwilson9996
      @wyattwilson9996 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@Demonshaft16way more then 2

    • @ciangriffin9630
      @ciangriffin9630 9 месяцев назад

      @@Demonshaft16 AoW, Torrent, Jumping, Incantations, no durability, scarlet rot, death blight, frenzy, stake of marika and plenty more than that. We have so many new mechanics.

    • @Demonshaft16
      @Demonshaft16 9 месяцев назад

      @ciangriffin9630 The player themselves got almost nothing besides a neutral jump and horseback riding. Incantations are just faith spells. Scarlet rot is poison on steroids. Death blight is just a curse. Frenzy is probably the only new thing, and it's only because it actually does something to people besides damage because if it didn't restrict the use of spells when applied, it would just be chaos magic. While I appreciate the stakes, they also are not a new concept. There were summoning "pools" in demon souls where that was the only place to find players signs. Granted, they put enough of a spin on things to make them fresh, but for me personally, the souls formula is boring, and Miyazaki kinda missed the mark for me when it comes to ER. It's not a bad game. I just don't think it adds enough.

    • @jakeniclaz5393
      @jakeniclaz5393 9 месяцев назад

      @@Demonshaft16They did add guard counters too

  • @AnimateMii
    @AnimateMii 9 месяцев назад +27

    As an avid fan of SneakyCacti, I just knew I had to pick this video up. Unfortunately, I found the takes to be bland, boring, uninspired, and just lacking in luster.

    • @AnimateMii
      @AnimateMii 9 месяцев назад

      0/10 Bad Mountains

  • @Windrider784
    @Windrider784 9 месяцев назад +45

    This just in: a game from 8 years ago isn't as good as its modern sequel.

    • @sunbreakerqueenofbronze621
      @sunbreakerqueenofbronze621 9 месяцев назад +12

      I actually think Dark Souls 3 is better than Elden Ring, but that’s just my opinion.

    • @Demonshaft16
      @Demonshaft16 9 месяцев назад +3

      I agree 100%. Like, ER isnt bad, its just that it doesnt do much to seperate itself from the other games in the series.​@sunbreakerqueenofbronze621

    • @joewatkins4458
      @joewatkins4458 9 месяцев назад +1

      I think that elden ring is better made but dark souls 3 was the first soulsborne game I beat so I prefer it

    • @PurpleSL-1
      @PurpleSL-1 9 месяцев назад +3

      It's better. Dark Souls 3 has the most original fresh content out of ANY souls game. That and bloodborne. Elden Ring just reused every animation ever, so playing it is a "who's that pokemon" of bosses past lmfao, It feels like a Dark Souls 3 mod rather than it's own standalone game.

    • @sunbreakerqueenofbronze621
      @sunbreakerqueenofbronze621 9 месяцев назад

      @@PurpleSL-1 Here’s a list of everything Elden Ring added:
      Jump
      Map
      Blood dogs that hit you 256 times with 1 attacks.

  • @guardianexo2624
    @guardianexo2624 9 месяцев назад +13

    Is this the same guy who said he was selling his Steam Deck because it was too heavy?

  • @dragongamerx12
    @dragongamerx12 9 месяцев назад +19

    didn't he say was a souls borne fan and right after say he hasn't played the dark souls games

    • @jorge4572
      @jorge4572 8 месяцев назад

      It has to be bait...

    • @dragongamerx12
      @dragongamerx12 8 месяцев назад

      @@jorge4572 could be but he has been doing this for years

    • @jorge4572
      @jorge4572 8 месяцев назад

      @@dragongamerx12 it has to be the most elavorated bait ever, noone can have such shit takes... i.. it's impossible

  • @CloudDieStrifende
    @CloudDieStrifende 9 месяцев назад +5

    Man of coure it's dark. There is a fuckin APOCALYPSE going on and the first flame is fading. Didn't he make it past the first cutscene?

    • @jorge4572
      @jorge4572 8 месяцев назад +1

      Yes indeed, THE FLAME FADES, and the lords go without thrones

  • @Blenderinyourhouse
    @Blenderinyourhouse 9 месяцев назад +5

    this dark souls 3 review is lacking in luster

  • @swarleymanlagranbombilla9575
    @swarleymanlagranbombilla9575 9 месяцев назад +1

    This man fails to understand that these games came out in a certain order, one different to the one he played them. Saying that DS3 feels like a downgrade is unfair, in the same way that saying that a roman colosseum is a downgrade to a modern day stadium. There's a context unique to each game where Fromsoft would try to improve and build on the mechanics of the last while keeping what made the last one special.
    Wich is another thing. You wouldn't play a game that calls itself Dark Souls if It didn't have the combat of a Dark Souls game. What's the point of delivering a new GTA game if you're playing it like a Mario Kart.

  • @rickyblackwall2640
    @rickyblackwall2640 9 месяцев назад +3

    Ooh, it is the lack luster guy?

  • @ManFromThePits
    @ManFromThePits 6 месяцев назад +1

    The reason for the dull colors is that it takes place in a dying, decaying world. Elden Ring is still alive, and still has hope; Dark Souls 3 is a world where the only hope is the end.

  • @ProjectionProjects2.7182
    @ProjectionProjects2.7182 9 месяцев назад +5

    Another banger by Sneaky. Once I heard the name "Expert Review Zone" I knew who we were dealing with in this video. Its literally the same guy the claimed that: "The Steam Deck is bad because its too heavy". 😂
    Great video Sneaky.

  • @raidenakajacktheripper5988
    @raidenakajacktheripper5988 9 месяцев назад +2

    9:19 Very close but it's Irithyll of the Boreal Valley. And yes it's an extremely beautiful area if not the most beautiful in the game

  • @dragongamerx12
    @dragongamerx12 9 месяцев назад +3

    he also said the character in elden ring was un responsive maybe he is just bad at video games and just thought of this he is playing the knight of course it is sluggish he wearing heavy armor what does he expect it to be like wearing thin cloth

  • @heronik79
    @heronik79 9 месяцев назад +3

    Waitwaitwaitwait, i know this "lacking in luster" quote said in this specific way... Oh no, it's him

    • @bobbybkh1471
      @bobbybkh1471 26 дней назад

      Yep. "Expert Analysis Reviews".. 😮‍💨

  • @RH1812
    @RH1812 9 месяцев назад +2

    I always get irrationally annoyed when folk compare games/media the wrong way round. ER is like DS3 as it follows DS3. So any real critique should reflect the history. If ER was his first ‘from’ game then DS3 will feel very different as ER is much more user friendly. As it learns from all the previous iterations.

  • @Warpded
    @Warpded 6 месяцев назад +3

    DS3 slander shall not stand! It's my favorite, and I love the linearity. Gael is so much fun to fight

  • @HUNT736
    @HUNT736 8 дней назад

    I got DS3 for Christmas from my Aunt. I was talking with her about it making stuff up acting like I knew about it and didn't find it hard. I then played it got my ass handed to me rage quit at the high wall for 3 months. Went through it again with a friend and fell in love with the game series having spent over 1,000 combined hours in DS3 alone through Playstation, Xbox, and PC. Thank you Aunt

  • @spaceanimai5046
    @spaceanimai5046 9 месяцев назад +1

    Wait lol, the fume knight runback?? I'm assuming you mean Sir Alonne because the Fume Knight runback is probably the shortest in the entire game

  • @josuemauricioumanarodas
    @josuemauricioumanarodas 9 месяцев назад +2

    I swear this guy is tape recorder because he saying the same lines over and over again.
    You should make a drinking game everytime he says lacking in laster.

  • @facundovera3227
    @facundovera3227 9 месяцев назад

    Reminds me of the guy that said Dark Souls is the only good game they've made since 2011, and put Elden Ring in the 'bad physics category' and didn't put DS3 in that category, but they run in the same engine.

  • @Hewasnumber1
    @Hewasnumber1 4 месяца назад

    12:14 Ain’t no way you said the Fume Knight runback was bad. The bonfire is literally thirty seconds away from the fog wall. Did you miss it or something?

  • @Warpded
    @Warpded 6 месяцев назад

    If your TV has the option, you can switch to "Game" mode. It will lesson the delay

  • @jasonchotard9750
    @jasonchotard9750 9 месяцев назад

    Your skill upgrades, are the stand-in's for levelling in Sekiro. Probably wouldn't be so slow if he wasn't over encumbered.

  • @jtekholm
    @jtekholm 6 месяцев назад

    There's no way the guy who made that review isn't trolling.

  • @erikbrendonbalogh7453
    @erikbrendonbalogh7453 5 месяцев назад

    The Crystal Lizard isn't even a boss, it's a regular enemy, which gives you upgrade materials upon defeat, And to be clear, the message before you enter that "canyon" says "TURN BACK", cause it has more health then the actual boss you progress to, Gundyr.
    And if the guy says the "60 sec walk" to the Lizard is frustrating, DON'T SHOW HIM DARK SOULS II PLEASE

  • @thatonedude76-56i
    @thatonedude76-56i 6 месяцев назад +1

    I don't buy that he's actually played ds3 because if he's beat Elden ring 3 times each on a higher ng cycle then should have had no problem beating gundyr

    • @celiafrostborn
      @celiafrostborn 6 месяцев назад

      Not if he cheesed his way through the whole game, which DS3 has much less of. Regardless of your build it takes far more skill in general to get past pretty much every boss. I think he's just bad and was carried by a mimic tear or something personally.

  • @humanrelatedtolegend64-on4bc
    @humanrelatedtolegend64-on4bc 9 месяцев назад +1

    in skeiro there are stats but its no where near expansive as other souls game

  • @datpieceofbread9570
    @datpieceofbread9570 9 месяцев назад

    Controversial take: I actually don't mind longer boss runs. Not super long ones like ds2. But I don't mind having a bit of a jog to have cool off time between attempts. 30-60secs is not really that bad to my mind

  • @natejoe9924
    @natejoe9924 9 месяцев назад +1

    Correct me if I'm wrong but you're not supposed to feel powerful in the dark souls game I don't know so would he just said doesn't make no sense in my opinion

  • @justinlaplante330
    @justinlaplante330 8 месяцев назад

    2:58 so you're telling me you consider yourself a souls game fan... while not having played THE BEST SOULS GAMES IN THE GODDAMN FRANCHISE LOL

    • @sneakycacti
      @sneakycacti  8 месяцев назад

      Im like 60% through it

  • @dragongamerx12
    @dragongamerx12 9 месяцев назад

    beast way i found to take out the tutorial boss was bait him to do his lunge attack that dodge out of the wat the attack him

  • @ProjectionProjects2.7182
    @ProjectionProjects2.7182 9 месяцев назад

    2:02 - 2:06 He said it!! He said the thing!! 😂😂

  • @masterjinzo9858
    @masterjinzo9858 9 месяцев назад

    Nah that guy tweaking he’s outta this cosmos with his garbage review

  • @codman4372wx
    @codman4372wx 7 месяцев назад

    I do think in art style, ds3 isnt as great. Less color and contrast as opposed to games like ds1, ds2 and bloodborne. However its still my second favorite souls game

  • @elcarloz7026
    @elcarloz7026 2 месяца назад

    This guy would HAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE dark souls 2.

  • @cletokings4302
    @cletokings4302 9 месяцев назад

    I’m playing elden ring to get ready for its DLC and I think ER has become my GOAT video game surpassing Bloodborne and the Witcher 3. 250 hours into ER and every time I pick up the controller, I appreciate it more and more.
    Edit: I agree DS3 has the best bosses ever. I replayed all From games after ER and Sekiro is still second when it comes to best bosses ever to DS3

  • @suchisthepowerofnagash
    @suchisthepowerofnagash 9 месяцев назад

    My first souls game was Elden Ring but I will prefer Ds3 because the bosses are fun and ng+ actually adds things

  • @playerlink782
    @playerlink782 9 месяцев назад

    Dude I just started ds3 yesterday.

  • @PogMcDog
    @PogMcDog 9 месяцев назад +1

    1:50 kind of a weird comment, since there's no powerstancing, your L2 is replaced by ashes of war allowing for way more weapon customization, jump attacking is one of the most degenerate and powerful thing that ds3 doesn't allow (Do not consider sprint jump attacks in the same category)
    2:45 lacking in luster is likely the reviewer not being familiar with GrimDark aesthetics, and has nothing to do with texture fidelity.
    9:15 This confirms the part above^
    10:30 Input lag, 30fps, and buffered moves you can't cancel. Guy needs to go play Monster Hunter.
    Also funny that he got stuck on the optional boss in the tutorial area essentially.
    I bet he attacked Vare at the start of Limgrave.
    11:50 I also want to see him play Demon souls if that short runback bothers him.
    12:45 copy paste is wild. I want to see him critique any other game that has similar mechanics, like CoD, Super Mario, Zelda, any long running series with close to identical mechanics.. 11:30 thank you for the mario kart/mario bros/cod/DMC comment xD we thought the same thing.
    IF you watch his "DO NOT BUY Dark Souls Remastered on Switch" it has the exact same lacking in luster script, and so I think he is ragebaiting to some extent.

  • @NewVegass
    @NewVegass 9 месяцев назад

    The 2 games play a bit diffrentley because things like the ashs of war etc.

  • @natejoe9924
    @natejoe9924 9 месяцев назад

    How's it going I hope you're enjoying your weekend

  • @GameGuy667
    @GameGuy667 9 месяцев назад

    There is so much to critique ds3 for but calling it like elden ring is weird lol

  • @williammurray7453
    @williammurray7453 4 месяца назад

    More than likely ds3 kicked his ass after playing elden ring 😆

  • @dragongamerx12
    @dragongamerx12 9 месяцев назад

    i can say after playing elden ring ds 3 is still challenging and still looks good

  • @joshuathompson2404
    @joshuathompson2404 5 месяцев назад

    DS3>Elden Ring

  • @dannydogs4385
    @dannydogs4385 9 месяцев назад

    What is funny is there is copy and paste between Dark Souls and Elden Ring. They just changed the models. The animations are the same though.

  • @Sinatanta-bw3rv
    @Sinatanta-bw3rv 9 месяцев назад +1

    He says he finished elden ring 3 times but kant kill a crystal beast 😂😂😂😂

  • @dragongamerx12
    @dragongamerx12 9 месяцев назад

    its back pack guy

  • @dragongamerx12
    @dragongamerx12 9 месяцев назад

    think he got stuck on the abyss watchers and quit

  • @vladimirkovacevic1656
    @vladimirkovacevic1656 9 месяцев назад

    I love ds3

  • @dragongamerx12
    @dragongamerx12 9 месяцев назад

    some enemy that they use their movement for elden ring the cloaked skeletons in the crypt me like the shadow ladies in elden ring

  • @makia3
    @makia3 9 месяцев назад

    The gameplay in ER is way better than ds3, ER is better in every single way than ds3.

    • @toastysoulmcgee
      @toastysoulmcgee 9 месяцев назад

      That's up for debate since some still prefer the more focused level designs of the other souls games.
      Tho I will admit that ER has a lot of polish compared to several past titles.

    • @makia3
      @makia3 9 месяцев назад

      @@toastysoulmcgee what? The level designs are the best in ER just look at stormveil or leyndell.

    • @toastysoulmcgee
      @toastysoulmcgee 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@makia3 again, ER is an open world with legacy dungeons DS is a map of interconnected levels, and if you get stuck you have no choice but to backtrack or power trough.
      Listen, I enjoy Elden ring, I 💯 it and I think it's genuinely great, I like the added freedom and it's expansive world. Tho I would be remissed if I didn't admit that there's differences in design between the two and that some can prefer one approach over the other.

    • @makia3
      @makia3 9 месяцев назад

      @@toastysoulmcgee yea I don’t really like the open world but I do prefer the legacy dungeons in ER over the ones in the older games.
      But I prefer everything else in ER over the previous games, bosses, weapon, move set variety, etc

    • @toastysoulmcgee
      @toastysoulmcgee 9 месяцев назад

      @@makia3 💯 valid take

  • @SpecialJess2
    @SpecialJess2 9 месяцев назад +1

    if the run backs where as nice as in ds1 they wouldnt be so bad. ds1 bosses where not hard it was the run backs that where "hard". Resource management. I dont like being nickle and dimed leading up to an unfun bullshit boss fight you cant have both an unfun fight or hard fight and a runback

    • @sneakycacti
      @sneakycacti  9 месяцев назад

      Ds1 had some awful runbacks, Seathe, Gwyn, ect... lol

    • @SpecialJess2
      @SpecialJess2 9 месяцев назад

      @@sneakycacti the bosses where not the threat the run backs where that was my point

    • @Rrraannngerthefriendlygecko
      @Rrraannngerthefriendlygecko 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@sneakycactiwell gwyn didn't atleast had the invisible bridge