I Almost COULDN'T HOLD IT In Prison (Story Time)

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

Комментарии • 478

  • @samuel2985
    @samuel2985 2 года назад +84

    These new videos are the highlight of my day Joe!
    Good ol' Joe Ross!
    APS Fo Life!

    • @AfterPrisonShow
      @AfterPrisonShow  2 года назад +24

      That means a lot. Thanks for rocking with the videos bro.

    • @parrishcontracting
      @parrishcontracting 2 года назад +5

      @@AfterPrisonShow yeah, your videos deserve more views. Funny af

    • @michaelshaw1382
      @michaelshaw1382 2 года назад +4

      @@AfterPrisonShow yo u gotta bring back when u pause then get right up close so u just see your eyes ...that shit was funny

    • @0U8123MTA3
      @0U8123MTA3 2 года назад +1

      @@AfterPrisonShow I had a coworker admit that he would wear an adult diaper to music concerts or anything where large crowds might prevent him from finding a bathroom. He brought it up because we were talking about how inconvenient large crowds can be. I have no idea if he was telling the truth but it was a clever story. Just sharing.

    • @Dontneedonek
      @Dontneedonek 2 года назад +1

      @@AfterPrisonShow Yess bro what homeboy said, please do the closeups again, that stuff was hilarious 😂

  • @cris-br7xj
    @cris-br7xj 2 года назад +29

    Funny as hell. Loved it. This is what your show used to be like. It's good to have you back to the old joe with prison stories of your experiences.

  • @xPerseverant
    @xPerseverant 2 года назад +56

    Joe, im so damn happy you’re back and making great content. I honestly think this is peak quality content since the beginning of your content. Cheers joe 💪🏽

    • @Reyon88
      @Reyon88 2 года назад +2

      agreed, joe's stories are the best

  • @leomahoney7307
    @leomahoney7307 2 года назад +16

    Joe. Been rocking wit gor for years now and finally got my girl lookin at you now. You be bringing us together on crazy days and we sit and laugh and enjoy. Especially when you come hard wit the vids and you be in it. I appreciate you Joe. Thanks

    • @georgeshelton7252
      @georgeshelton7252 2 года назад +1

      Joe-dee got yo girl watching now, better stomp on that 😂

    • @leomahoney7307
      @leomahoney7307 2 года назад

      @@georgeshelton7252 😂🤣🤣🤣🍻

  • @ZiNkFam
    @ZiNkFam 2 года назад +10

    I love Joe hes a like a second dad

  • @lonelyghost2358
    @lonelyghost2358 2 года назад +16

    Hey joe I’ve been watching for few years now the recent videos have been great. Thanks for everything man

  • @jasmineleopard7593
    @jasmineleopard7593 2 года назад +9

    I’ve been sucked back into your channel with all this throwback content. I love it. Hope you enjoy making it. I know you had moved away from it

  • @AJ-gt8yc
    @AJ-gt8yc 2 года назад +4

    Love the vids man I been her since the beginning keep it up

  • @the-engneer
    @the-engneer 2 года назад +23

    Joe: I'm out of Prison Stories
    Joe: Proceeds to tell more prison stories

    • @apalsnerg
      @apalsnerg Год назад +1

      I think I remember something Joe said like 5 or 6 years ago; that he not only would never, but COULD never run out of stories to tell. The extreme amount of stuff he's seen and been through is just inexhaustible.

  • @matthewdaniels2617
    @matthewdaniels2617 2 года назад +1

    We have all been there bro!
    Funny ass stories homie keep it up!

  • @geoffrogue3049
    @geoffrogue3049 2 года назад +36

    There were a few years where I was going to the gym every day and doing a lot of cardio. I remember one day I went in and got on the elliptical, got my heart rate up to 185, and kept it there for three hours. I was drenched in sweat and when I went to get off my legs were so numb I almost fell down. I took a couple of steps and made the mistake of trusting a fart. It wasn't a fart. Thank god I was wearing jogging pants that day and not shorts.

  • @drummerguy4032
    @drummerguy4032 2 года назад +29

    Story time! I'm glad you followed through with this one.

  • @pauln3368
    @pauln3368 2 года назад +2

    I've missed your great videos...and this one had me laughing! Yes, I've been in that situation...so embarrassing. I really appreciate your new (old) physical look. You appear sane again and it really helps the gravitas of your presentations. You really do perform a remarkable service, giving perspective and inspiring empathy for people who have been incarcerated. You don't deny your mistakes, and have made your world a better place by repairing the earlier damage while creating so many good things. Thanks for sharing this content and your journey with us.

  • @Literaturenjoyerman
    @Literaturenjoyerman 2 года назад +2

    I love all the videos you make joe, so long as what you make is something you enjoy, people will continue to enjoy it with you

  • @Multiplex55
    @Multiplex55 2 года назад +7

    Keep it up Joe! Great stuff lately.

  • @graywar91
    @graywar91 2 года назад +2

    Fuck yeah, Another APS Classic!! Been watching some old videos pretty hard the past few days! Where is touch em two time? You can’t just touch em one time. 😆

  • @burtthebeast4239
    @burtthebeast4239 2 года назад +24

    That's why I love watching PRISON POV. He's humble and honest.

    • @ZYNeel
      @ZYNeel 2 года назад +2

      my favorite channel on RUclips by far. he's hilarious.

    • @Louivillin
      @Louivillin 2 года назад +1

      Splinter is the coolest wood in Cali! 😂🔥💯

  • @benisaten
    @benisaten 2 года назад +2

    Love the new video streak. Great job Joe. Really happy for you and how far you've come since you got out man. Glad you made it, you deserve it bro. Cheers from 🇨🇦 ✌️

  • @eddiemartin8757
    @eddiemartin8757 2 года назад +2

    New video list idea: 10 types of prisoners when it's fight time or when it's riot time. Love getting back to the "old vids"

  • @chickenlittle5095
    @chickenlittle5095 2 года назад +4

    Talking about giving the COs shit about watching you pee/crap had me rolling 😂. Send help, people looking at me like they going to pull out the white jacket…

  • @jbslagoonreef
    @jbslagoonreef 2 года назад +1

    Joe this is one of the best prison stories and I love the toilet humor. Keep it coming. Thanks

  • @jamesstaggs4160
    @jamesstaggs4160 2 года назад +2

    One thing that prison taught me how to do is to hold whatever it is for however long it may be, because you may not have access to "facilities" for hours on end sometimes and generally the guards either can't help you out or just don't care enough to.

  • @wilbertgrayson6349
    @wilbertgrayson6349 2 года назад +4

    Keep up the great work!

  • @alliemy711
    @alliemy711 2 года назад +2

    I'm here I'm here!! Keep em comin Joe!!
    🤩💕

  • @robsalazar138
    @robsalazar138 2 года назад +4

    Whats up Joe?!?! It amazes me that you can keep the great content coming every day! Your channels are great amd you consistantly put out bangers! Keep up the good work my man!

  • @Hogartth
    @Hogartth 2 года назад

    Hey joe been a minute since I’ve stopped by. Used to watch your channel as a guide to what I saw as inevitable. Now I’ve turned my life around. Have my own place a new car and never do anything to jeopardize my freedom. You’ve been a huge influence to me even if I’m not always in tuned to what you’re doing, your channel really opened my eyes and made me stop taking things for granted. God bless you man.

  • @brockevans6044
    @brockevans6044 2 года назад +1

    This is comedy gold! Thanks for the laughs!

  • @brandonwalters9437
    @brandonwalters9437 2 года назад +2

    Stage fright my whole life. Methadone clinic for 15 years and I dreaded that random knowing I was clean. Got past that shit though about 8 years ago. Now I’m 42 and all sudden I have no stage fright. It’s weird. I be clean af and just couldn’t piss in front of a microscope. I even paid out of pocket for blood test before because I just couldn’t piss even though I was in pain having to piss. I’m glad i don’t deal with that anymore. They were going to violate me on house arrest because I couldn’t piss 20 years ago and I convinced the corrections officer to let me start and once I started I’d yell and he could bring the cup in and hold it while I pissed in it. Dude did me a solid.

  • @Dontneedonek
    @Dontneedonek 2 года назад

    I'll always rock with you and yours Joe 🧡 I love your stories, your prison POV vids, your news story coverings, you name it man. You put it out, I definitely fw it. Please, please don't ever retire this channel Joe. Youve taught me, and so many others, a lot about prison, even about life. I started watching when I was 16, and if I'd gotten my full sentence in 2014 for what I did, I would've never found your channel. Stay free, enjoy life, the free world, and make the most...of very day. Much love everybody ❤

  • @lsdavidson6716
    @lsdavidson6716 2 года назад +2

    Joe much love from Detroit. PLEASE MORE ROLEPLAY SKITS! Them “what it’s like to do x in jail joints” Them joints fire.

  • @kanenine5838
    @kanenine5838 2 года назад +2

    Keep it up Joe. Getting some nostaligia going with these consistent uploads again!!!

  • @richardponsford5147
    @richardponsford5147 2 года назад +2

    Keep going, Joe. We love the stories.

  • @Trunwizard111
    @Trunwizard111 2 года назад +4

    To be honest joe Your channel is so underrated

  • @Jhammie1776
    @Jhammie1776 2 года назад +4

    I'm so fuckin happy this happened. I've been waiting for this one.

  • @blazerwilliams2260
    @blazerwilliams2260 2 года назад +1

    This had me laughing so hard. Something about someone going on themselves, I just can't help but laugh and we've all done it or came close. Really enjoyed this video, its just like the videos you used to make when I first started watching you.

  • @SteveDinkle
    @SteveDinkle 2 года назад +8

    Been watching 4 plus years and can confirm this has not been told before 😂

  • @silvia.4442
    @silvia.4442 2 года назад

    9:32 "a monument to commemorate....."🤣 never laughed so hard in my life!

  • @Trippy4Lyfeee
    @Trippy4Lyfeee 3 месяца назад

    I'm at 14:31 and I've been belly laughing since about the 10 minute mark 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @adammadison7473
    @adammadison7473 2 года назад

    Been APS Army since you had less than 50k subs.... this is the content thats GOLD!

  • @danmann2288
    @danmann2288 2 года назад

    We love the OG format you're putting out recently we respect and appreciate the hustle love from Minnesota

  • @cerberus_the_rapper3096
    @cerberus_the_rapper3096 2 года назад

    I'm cryin'!!! This was fantastic. I love this channel.

  • @tntt3chreviews803
    @tntt3chreviews803 2 года назад

    Love this channel. Definitely huge fan

  • @ITIsFunnyDamnIT
    @ITIsFunnyDamnIT 2 года назад +1

    Wow, that took some real guts to share this story. Most people would be way too embarrassed to share if this happened to them. But it is what it is. It happens. This is still some damn good story telling. Thank You glad to see you doing these kind of videos again.💯

  • @beardlessodin945
    @beardlessodin945 2 года назад +1

    APS Renaissance! Joe is FULLY BACK and the OGs know it!

  • @reddog4477
    @reddog4477 2 года назад

    Man I missed watching this channel. Mostly just listen to the stories at work. Just rediscovered. Love it

  • @spooky1631
    @spooky1631 2 года назад

    Joeee keep these coming! I love listening to you while I do work around the house

  • @scottadcock550
    @scottadcock550 2 года назад

    One of the best APS episodes that I’ve seen in awhile!

  • @Hotdogwaterpopsicle
    @Hotdogwaterpopsicle 2 года назад

    So glad youve been telling stories again!

  • @amyoung101
    @amyoung101 2 года назад

    Hey OG, watched your videos back in the day. Then they changed. SO happy you’re back to being the amazing you! Just resubbed. Thanks for the great content again ❤️

  • @jrtaylor2288
    @jrtaylor2288 2 года назад

    I laughed so hard my ribs and face HURTS!!! Joe keep me coming, I'm so glad you're back in top APS form!🙂🤣🤣

  • @sorenpoulsen
    @sorenpoulsen 2 года назад

    Hey Joe, you lost me there for a minute, playing video games and training and yea i had enough. So it was good to see you in the suggestions, having fun again. And yes you did make me laugh more than once. So much so i resubbed, with all these doom and gloom channels, its nice to once again kick back and listen to your perspective. I guess i missed it, without knowing it. Either way, just wanted to say good to see you doing good, and keep it up. One love from Denmark.

  • @tudodivino
    @tudodivino 2 года назад

    Brrooooooo…….u had me dyyiiiiin laughin. The way you tell stories is outa controllll hilaarious😂

  • @timothyblackburn6801
    @timothyblackburn6801 2 года назад

    So Glad you came back Joe, we all missed the story's.

  • @youngtragedy3281
    @youngtragedy3281 2 года назад

    11k views in less than a day. Seems like he's starting to come back. Love you joe. Been here since the homemade tattoo gun video

  • @alllmighty.vq37
    @alllmighty.vq37 2 года назад

    Need to bring back more story times joe! Great content 👍🏽

  • @beebee7538
    @beebee7538 2 года назад

    Loving all these videos!!

  • @funkymoped
    @funkymoped 2 года назад

    The last story had me howling that I almost .... Keep 'em coming Joe it's good to have the old style APS content back

  • @LA-fw1tp
    @LA-fw1tp 2 года назад

    Hilarious as always a perfect bedtime story before I go to sleep!!! Love your videos!!!

  • @brad2812
    @brad2812 2 года назад

    One of best videos I have seen I a while Joe. I am in the gym with everyone looking at me like Something is wrong with me because I’m laughing so hard.

  • @conanlucas6183
    @conanlucas6183 2 года назад

    It hasn't been this good I. Quite some time, the last few weeks have been amazing content :) thankyou for your hard work

  • @kingcobra9696
    @kingcobra9696 2 года назад

    Funny as hell. Good to see you back

  • @TheEverthing092
    @TheEverthing092 2 года назад

    Love these back to the basic prison stories

  • @Chronikstyles303
    @Chronikstyles303 2 года назад

    Too funny man. These videos have been classic Joe. I've been truly enjoying these videos ,and how frequently their coming out. Keep it up joe

  • @palf1223
    @palf1223 2 года назад

    😂😂😂 since start the video I fine myself being the guy Joe playing in minute 2:35 plus 😂😂😂 Guilty AF

  • @bryank3980
    @bryank3980 2 года назад

    I love the story time videos glad ur back with the 🔥 content I've been rockin with joe does stuff also get them houses brotha

  • @MichaelKrischMedia
    @MichaelKrischMedia 2 года назад +2

    This one time a was driving a bit of a distance from point A to point B and none of the little trick to keep it in was working, so it just kinda squeezed out and got all over the place. That was an awful experience and a story my daughter insists on telling every Thanksgiving. Daughters, right?

  • @moofasa6953
    @moofasa6953 2 года назад +2

    the more you flush the colder it gets, i actually started hovering over so my junies didnt freeze to the rim

  • @everythingloud4068
    @everythingloud4068 2 года назад

    Love the videos been rockin with you for years and years

  • @ChazBriz
    @ChazBriz 2 года назад

    Thanks Joe that's a hell of a story keep vids coming. Oh and did you get the new truck lol

  • @ChronicSynchronizer
    @ChronicSynchronizer Год назад

    I love new Joe with the old Joe stories.

  • @fishingA221
    @fishingA221 2 года назад

    Keep them coming your video our great

  • @amandahhhanne
    @amandahhhanne 2 года назад

    Love the throwback content!

  • @Randolution
    @Randolution 2 года назад +2

    The aps is back💯🤣 too fuckin funny☠️

  • @markussami5421
    @markussami5421 2 года назад

    Omg, the absolutely hilarious aps content from them olden days is back! 😂

  • @vinniepaul182
    @vinniepaul182 2 года назад +2

    I was the same way with the piss tests when I was on probation lol the courthouse would be closed down, we the last ones in the building waiting for me to go…never again

  • @joannkennedy1422
    @joannkennedy1422 2 года назад

    Joe I enjoy your prison stories. ✌🏻

  • @sad2540
    @sad2540 2 года назад

    I watch all your videos and try to leave thoughtful comments, just too busy to do it sometimes. But keep it up! This is the best content you’ve ever made!

  • @ajrozay7890
    @ajrozay7890 2 года назад +2

    Papa Joe hitting it with another great one once again

  • @WholeLottaRandoms
    @WholeLottaRandoms 2 года назад +2

    I would be that guard laughing at you.🤣

  • @EthanGrimsley10000
    @EthanGrimsley10000 2 года назад

    This video was absolutely hilarious. Thanks for creating it.

  • @joygomez9772
    @joygomez9772 2 года назад

    Thank you from Seattle Washington

  • @coreymiller8207
    @coreymiller8207 2 года назад

    This is one of the best stories you've told 😂😂😂😂😂 APS back on track!

  • @sweetsue5314
    @sweetsue5314 2 года назад +2

    "Enjoy life the free world never take a moment for granted and make the most of every day." - Joe Guerrero

  • @cadm1676
    @cadm1676 2 года назад

    Love the story times.

  • @coolrich8781
    @coolrich8781 2 года назад

    😂😂😂😂Too funny. I’ve had some close calls as well in the joint. I had a couple of “misses” as well. SHEET HAPPENS😂😂🤪

  • @spankyjeffro5320
    @spankyjeffro5320 2 года назад +2

    You got IBS? Me, too. IBS and Anxiety, great combo.
    Had tons of close calls, all of them stressful like that.
    Nope, it's not funny. It's fucking harrowing and I wouldn't wish it on anyone.
    Hope you got your IBS sorted, I'm still working through mine. :)

  • @unicornprincess8896
    @unicornprincess8896 2 года назад

    Love you Joe this is hysterical

  • @patricks_music
    @patricks_music 2 года назад

    Love how Joe references a new media/game every recent video

  • @3370603
    @3370603 2 года назад

    I'm a driver/ delivery so I have to listen to ur videos, Omg u had me laughing so hard side be hurting to drive lol . . On point with ur story . But as anyone knows when u drive ,careful what u eat. Long story short , I had to go. so bad was an understatement, I pulled up to delivery stop people all over waiting for delivery. I'm sitting in driver butt cheeks soo tight ..people so happy I'm there I'm thinking to my self my God if I jump out of this truck I'm going crap myself. .. 😳😳😳 . thanks Joe love ur videos

  • @jenn7768
    @jenn7768 2 года назад

    I'm glad you brought these back! ❤❤ (edited) story time...not poop 🤣

  • @traganfour7168
    @traganfour7168 2 года назад

    Best laugh I have had in a while! Thanks!

  • @johnsteger
    @johnsteger 2 года назад

    Joe back with another banger 👍💪

  • @donaldmarks9639
    @donaldmarks9639 2 года назад

    You’re always entertaining Joe! PEACE ✌️

  • @jnlione1
    @jnlione1 2 года назад

    Good story Joe.. I can't even imagine the ptsd you have because of these issues... that suxxxxx

  • @evettsclaybones7741
    @evettsclaybones7741 2 года назад

    Joe, I will always rock with you. You still the best.

  • @stephaniemoore1110
    @stephaniemoore1110 2 года назад

    Joe I’ve been watching you for a good bit now - and I love your channel , humor, and just you as a person - I could be friends with you!! For sure! So far this is the funniest shit yet!!! Lol. Lol!! See what I did there??!!??😃🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️thanks for what you do man !!!

  • @scuff433
    @scuff433 2 года назад

    Great stories 👍

  • @Ray33333
    @Ray33333 2 года назад +2

    I knew this video was comin 😭😂

  • @hobbitmansstash
    @hobbitmansstash 2 года назад

    Here for it.

  • @HarlanHarvey76
    @HarlanHarvey76 2 года назад +2

    Now this is interesting