Harry Styles Monologue - SNL
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- Опубликовано: 15 ноя 2019
- Harry Styles uses his first SNL monologue to remind everyone just how serious of a musician he is.
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“it would be nice if the were here,, they’re not though”
his face “orrrrr isssss ittttt”
Orr is iiiiiit?😂😂😂😂 Best inside joke ever
*gets the handcuffs*
THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW!
SuperSoccerSassQueen The First or is it...
@@koi1091 oF cOuRse iT iS!
this is the fastest harry's talked his whole life
Yes
literally
Pagaha
Other than Marcel❤️
LITERALLY
zayn when he hears that harry called him ringo: 👁👄👁
Zayn doesn't give a shit lol
@@MohammadAli-gl5gx he might a little
Why did he call him Ringo? What does it mean?
@@jiyamaheshwary4622 ringo was a member of beatles. He left like zayn did
@@annahitarathi1923 thnx👍
“Everyone thinks the cast does a lot of cocaine.
They don’t.
That’s why the show’s not good anymore” 😂😂😂
Except TONIGHTTTTT
EXCEPT TONIGHT!
Thanks I didnt see that in the vid😑
"I'm just so grateful Simon Cowell grew us in those test tubes"
why did that hurt a little
He was talking about cloning centers
Only line I did not laugh
@@ilkim2203 what? can u explain whats wrong w it?
Julee M, Simon Cowell really raised them in test tubes, if you look at their interviews after they decided to have a break you can see how bad they are feeling for those years and how under pressure they were. And if you look carefully to those years, you’ll see how tied down they were. For just a simple example their clothes were just one of the things they were under pressure. Shortly all they wanted was just freedom.
lololee24 Then you’re saying that Harry had a worry about people liking him or not. I don’t think so. You can be right about Zayn was more headstrong but I can’t say Harry wasn’t. Zayn was different from him, Harry is not like him in anyways but he can be that headstrong as him. He just wouldn’t. And you are not right about Harry and his ex-girlfriends or girlfriends I think. Do you really believe he dated with all of these girls? The girls that media said he dated? I don’t think so. I don’t want to be that person like “They were all fake, he had never date them.”. But what can I say, the situation was really this. He said himself that he didn’t date with all. Media made people believe in all of these fake things, all of these fake news. I can surely say Harry or the other boys, all of them were under pressure. You think this, I respect you but I can’t deny you are not right.
i love how non fans are like “he talks really slow” meanwhile fans are like “why is he talking so fast” 😭
addyson so true😭😂
im over here like "bro.. can you talk a bit slower we can understand you" 🤣
addyson best comment 2020
AHAHAHA FOR REAL LMAOOO
Innit!!
Liam: "I'm still in One Direction"
Harry: "I was in a band called One Direction"
Me: *crying in definitely not a cool way*
same
He said he is in a Man band.
Also Liam: “I used to be in 1D, now I’m out free.” 🥲🥲
@@simplylily1DXX i mean i feel like soon enough harry would end up leaving and so would liam. I mean.. harry even said he wanted a solo career while in 1d but he wasnt too harsh on the thought until hiatus and he wanted to stay that way i assume.
maybe we got lost in translation...
“They’re not”
2:20 that face screamed “orrr are theyyy”
orrrr is itttt
2013: Zack
2019: No, it’s Ringo
its like best song ever all over again hahaha
Just come out and say it; ZAYN 😘
when will he be free
why must you hurt me like that
Veronica
This entire monologue is him attacking the fandom and I respect it
Exactly and I can't even be mad
Right
TeamFreeWill 2.0 I can’t either. It’s too funny
Me 2
These kind of comments deserve likes.. not people just literally typing down what he said...
Most of the male guests: black suits
Harry: hold my rings
He's wearing everything but the color black
He looks elegant in a lot of colours 😍
"hold my ringos"
"Harry, Liam, Louis, Zach..." "It's Ringo" "Whatever you say big guy"
"ZEBRA?! WHERE?"
“I was in a band called One Direction”
Me : *”no FOOKING way”*
Loueh? That you??
no FOOKING AVOCADOS way!!!
Rachel Surveski Louis is that you
Tommo way
rEaLlYY??
"Niall, Liam, Louis and...Ringo. That's it"
That sarcasm was so exceedingly English, I nearly choked on my tea
Coffee Tea 😂😂😂
Ringo got mad😂
Hahaha
The fact that i read that along with harry without realizing
The inside joke of choking on your tea YOU'RE A GENIUS
When he said “so much history” I FELT THAT 😭😭😭
"i love those guys their like my brothers"
@@unknownuser-ke8pr well, it got a bit strange when he also referred to louis as his brother🤠
@@unknownuser-ke8pr Louis be like “brothers? huh?”
@@mygolddfishisdead5898 welllll personally Im not a larrie/Larry. I believe whatever happens, happens. If they get to together then good for them, if they never do then also good for them. I support whatever at this point.
-a whole lotta history
Harry’s and Taylor’s monologues were the most iconic.
Trueeeee
Best boy and best girl! Seriously they are amazing pop stars and really should collaborate!
Yes
which taylor?
@@kimayapatel8578 Taylor Swift
Why does his hair look so messy but incredibly professional, make it make sense please.
That’s why it stands before comedy, family and friends 🤣
it’s harry styles, he looks professional and great in everything
THIS HAIR IS UNDERRATED
his hair on THIS DAY. IS LITERALLY THE REASON I LIVE.
Its the waves
“how crazy would it be if they were here tonight?”
“well...they’re not here”
me: *cries in a cool way*
qolariod me: cries in an uncool way
@Nenethegreat W if you're a true directioner you should understand😂
@Nenethegreat W if youre not a directioner you wouldnt understand
Nenethegreat W this is classic directionor language! Get with it man!
"Wouldn't be crazy if they were though?"
"They're not."
me: *also cries in a cool way*
Me: „Harry don’t be so mean to zayn!“
Also Me: *laughing my ass out every time when he says Ringo*
He wasn't being mean😂it was quite funny actually
It was a joke.😎
But I really wanna know why he calls Zayn ringo?!
@@fitpath101 Ringo is first one to leave Beatles and Zayn is first one to leave one direction so it is kinda reference
@@bronnyz0z0 for real? haha thanks for this info now the joke is even funnier😅♥
"In Britain we play the piano on the other side of the road."
*Those of you who don't know...Ringo was the first member of The Beatles who left*
Wow. That makes so much sense. Thanks for that educational education.
That explains so much and is a physical pain to my ears/eyes. *cries*
That’s not true. Ringo and for that matter all of them left and came back, but it was actually John that officially Broke the band up :)
@@nickpalmer2274 haha, thanks for letting me know! My dad HATES the Beatles so I never knew! haha
Aubrey King why he got a problem with the Beatles?
“It’s so great Simon grew us in those test tubes”
THAT LINE WAS SO FUNNY I'm so surprised people aren't talking about it
That joke had me dying 😂😂
i cried when i heard that
isn’t that lowkey shade though? cuz it indicates simon dictating their every move as zayn has adressed before
Salty. Nice one
He did really well with his monologue. Very comfortable with the crowd and he was very funny.
Harry: trying to be a comedian. Me: crying my eyes out at the 1d part
He looks like he’s two drinks away from turning into Johnny Depp
This comment is so underrated lmafoaoaoaoaoa 💀💀
Lollllllll
YESS EXACTLY
They’re acc very similar
😂
“and just like all my serious relationships, were all gonna spend one incredible night together” 😂😂😂
"Then never see each other again"
Lmao😂😂😂
That took me out 😭💀
Epic haha
Lmao
"I really never spoke to harry"
I feel like harry was hurt,he said "ringo" I still remember how much harry cried when zayn said he was leaving the band..
It's sad :(
"I love those guys"
*cries, but in a cool way"
I get why Taylor Swift wrote a whole album about this man now
Imma have to say, thank you taylor swift
she only wrote two song about him, but same
I thought it was more.
I Knew You Were Trouble
Wildest Dreams
Style
Out Of The Woods
Shake It Off
etc.
Right???
@@tarriellemorales5783 no, only out of the Woods, Style and Come back, be here. I Guess
“I’m not in a boy band anymore... I’m in a man band”
He's definitely a man now
so sad.
i almost started crying when he said i’m not in a boy band anymore and then i was laughing 😂
I dont understand 😔im ashamed
Why don’t we is quacking at the man band
I think beside the fact he's harry styles, his actual talent is very overlooked. You can see here he's one of those entertainers who can do just about anything with so much natural charm and charisma and you're just completely drawn to him. Even in the 1d days, I always knew he had something that just made him srand out from the others (not undermining their talent either just my opinion) and it's rare to find people like this nowadays who are all rounders and not just vocalists. It seems he will have a very long running career.
His delivery is so on point. How does he stay so serious? I'm dying laughing.
He is literally the most charming man to ever walk the Earth.
No he is not
bacchae bacchae yes he is
I don't get it
He's fun but that's a stretch a lot of ppl have walked the earth over 1billion in fact
The more you know🌈🌈🌈
Raise your standards.
He's literally a musician, actor and comedian at the same time
The more I see of him the more impressed I am with him. He's really got such a wide range; talented as hell. Looking forward to seeing a lot more of him in the future. Whether music, stage or film.......he's doing some amazing work!!
@@lisalafayette couldn't agree more
*comedian
@@lesgenssontbeaux2219 yeah i know didn't know what i was thinking there lol
And sexy, don’t forget sexy!
He is literally the most charismatic man alive
Okay... Why is no one talking about that last part at 4:29 ... He looks such a dork when he's dancing like that 😂♥️♥️
A lot of hosts seems to stumble through their monologue, especially if they're first timers. Harry was so smooth.
He is Harry styles. Harry styles is perfection
Kevin The Pigeon ur not wrong
Kevin The Pigeon I liked this partly for the comment, and partly for the username and pfp lol
I've honestly never seen people "stumble" through their dialogue. Can you leave a link?
"I'm not in a boyband anymore, I'm in a man band" 😭 Harry SNAPPED
ScarlettP u are everywhere. But I Agree He Snapped Especially the shade to zayn.
IN A BOY???
With Niall, Liam, Louis, and Ringo😂😂
2Delovely ohhh
He kinda shaded Zayn . “Ringo” aka Zayn.
when he slammed his hand on the piano at 3:26 and his rings made that lil sound, that was so hot i can’t explain it
why is nobody talking about the cute dance he did at the end
harry: "im not in a boyband anymore"
me: cries in one addition
YEAH ONE SUBTRACTION
@@sammyceedee I WAS ABT TO REPLY THAT HAHAHA
Cries in hiatus😭😭
😭
he is in a manband now..🥺💚
You can tell he's a natural entertainer and im not even a fan of his.
JasnoGT you should see videos of him entertaining his crowd during concerts
Honestly i didnt think i was a fan until i saw his SNL videos. Was under the impression he still made 1D kind of music which wasnt always my taste. was pleasantly surprised!
@R TTT nah his voice is just deep and monotone lmao
@R TTT Wow 'R TTT'......Harry definitely makes the 'Green-Eyed Monster' come out in folks. Were you even watching the same show as the rest of us? Hmmm......you probably just decided that no matter what type of performance he had you would just make a nasty comment.
**is actually a fan😂😂
4:05 he messed up the wink!😂
its almost been 12 years and this man is still the love of my life
When he started talking about 1direction I started crying *in a cool way*
So sweet and happy to hear that from harry.....
@@mayookha4568 why?
@@SophiaG1989 cause he talked about the boys..... ❤❤❤❤❤
lmao😭😭
Yeah me too in a cooooool waaay
THIS HAIR IS UNDERRATED
Fr tho
This hair is by far my fav harry hair
It’s not underrated by me cause I obsess over it😂
frrr
it’s one of my fav hair styles on him
GET THIS MAN HIS OWN TALK SHOW
he should start a talk show called 'late night talking with harry styles'
"They're my brothers. Niall, Liam, Louis...
Ringo"
"yeah, that's it"
What minute is it?
@@sggfaith6179 2:24 - 2:39
Eshah Hassan at least he mentioned them at all 😫
Where is zayn
"You know, in Britain, we play piano on the other side of the road."
That had me rolling.
Wheezing 😂😂
I didn’t get it. Can smn explain it?😂
@@orindaferhati5248 cuz in britain we drive on the other side of the road compared to americans and he just made a joke with the piano being like a car basically😂😂
you love I Ooo thanksss :)
No one:
Not even a single soul:
"Ladies and gentlemen, Haaarrryyyyy..."
Me: POTTAAAAAAAH!
BAHAHA when i read this comment i burst out laughing omg.
Lmhooooo I'm ded
1:25 “we aRe seRiouS ArTeSts!”
“Everyone thinks the cast does a lot of cocaine... they don’t! That’s why the show’s not good anymore.” 😂
Because of the crystal meth. 😄😅
Noneya That line would’ve been funny if it wasn’t so sad... and true!
For most SNL fans, that's more of a cold truth than a real joke.
And Harry Styles eerily looks like this short-lived cast member SNL had named Brooks Wheelan (in fact, Styles was one if Wheelan's celebrity impressions). The only difference is that Styles was funnier in one episode than Wheelan was in the one season he was hired on.
Brooks is a hilarious dude. But you can’t turn a standup comic into a sketch comic overnight. If SNL had half the patience with him as they did with Pete Davidson or Leslie Jones he could’ve flourished beautifully.
I was cracking up at this whole monologue man!
“How crazy would it be if they were here to night”
“Well, they’re not..”
Me: *laughs in pain*
Yep. so funny. Hahaha... 😔🤐
@@camoarrow1018 same i miss Ringo 😞
but what if they were tho
Laughs in liam**
😂😂 j wish imagine
Harry literally deserves his own reality TV show it woul be the most famous show of all time
2:28 is my fav part. I LOVE HEARING HIM SAY LOUIS IDK WHY
28...
Jssjdjsis same and it was at 2: 28 friken 28
"Everbody thinks that the cast does a lot of cocaine.
They don't. That's why the show isn't good anymore.
EXCEPT TONIGHT!!!"
OMFG I HATE THE FACT THAT I READ THIS AT THE EXACT SAME TIME HE SAID IT
Dragon_Anime _Gamer SAME
I think he should have his own talk show!
Guess that means he brought his own coke.
@@privatecitizen2086 wait awhile...he probably will
“Niall, Liam, Louis, and um..... ringo” 😂
Why?
The shadeee
@@ireneirnlg103 Because Zayn quit the group and went solo
Still he didn't have to do that to be honest, it's high time for all of them to move on (I'm not taking anyone's side as I love all of them)
Ariana Ana bitch gtfo of here with that I’m not taking anyone’s side bullshit 🙄
This will forever be one of my favorite videos of Harry . But can we please take a second to acknowledge how amazing the actual piano guy is ? So jazzy and smooth
2:24. Brothers?? You mean Niall and Liam are brothers
I get now why girls were so crazy about him, he’s very charismatic
not as charismatic as your husband, chandler bing
Were??
@@annette2532 for sure, no-one is more charismatic than the CHAN CHAN MAN
@Okiwaga And preachers. usually.
@@annette2532 hahahahhah
I love how he delivers this whole monologue so apathetic and ironic
the way he shaded the stunts with the one night stand line-
Ringo was the first person to leave Beatles. Damn you're amazing Harry
This is actually one of the funniest monologues this season so far
anna drezen did a great writing job
Without a doubt 🤣🙌🏾
Wait until hes forty years old- hes gonna be even more beautiful.
Be still my beating heart....... ❤ 💚 ❤ 💚 ❤ !!!!
Can’t fucking wait honestly
I just thought that
As long as he doesn't start in with the fillers, etc. Hopefully he will allow aging to happen naturally.
Man.. imagine if ppl said things like that about women. Wouldn’t that be nice
"I love those guys, they're my brothers" , well I'm crying now
Who’s here after timmys SNL?
Apekchha Pradhan lol me
i came here to confirm that Harry did much better lol
@@siray3232 he really did
Nobody:
Nobody at all:
Not even Ringo:
Harry: “just so grateful Simon grew us in those test tubes”
💀
Teaaaa
Like in gravity falls👁👄👁
@Brta Jzmin
that’s the first thing i thought of when he said that
"Not even ringo" already killed me💀💀💀😂😂😂
The amount of times ive watched this is unhealthy
Honestly, I only became a directioner almost a month ago, and same
Everything Evelyn sameeeeee
Haha oh that’s cool! I’m glad to see that I’m not the only one joining the fandom right now!
For real
LMFAO
2:38 LMAO I DIDN'T THINK HE WOULD TAKE IT THAT FAR
“It would be crazy if they where here tonight” and “uh ringo” ARE THE BEST PARTS
he’s STILL the love of my life
kaela ikrr
and he will always be mine🥺💛
Always the love of my life
He was never the love of my life until last week. Sadly that’s when I became a directioner, not years ago like everyone else
He will always be!😔
"I'm just so grateful Simon Cowell grew us in those test tubes."
Makes me think of that Gravity Falls episode. :)
Alex hirsch: I KNEW IT
John Veitch same
Georgia Rose register to vote fam, Andrew Yang wants to give every American $1000 a month. That’s one of his many policies, #YANGGANG
Makes me think of the Adventurous Adventures of 1D for some reason
2:58 cherry: am I a joke to you
Coucou 😩
Harry’ I was in a boy band called one direction’
Crying in 18 months
He talked 4:45 minutes straight without even being stop once and that's so astonishing 😂
He really said “they aren’t here tonight...uNLesS”
Or are they 😂😂😂
This is a family show...
le ciel or is itttt?
Or areeee they
When he said that, my heart legit stopped for a second 😂😂😂
i’ve watched this an unhealthy amount
His hair looks so good here. It’s probably my favorite after long hair Harry
"I was in a band called One Direction. How crazy would it be if they were here tonight? well they're not here. Wouldn't it be crazy if they were though? they're not. I love those guys. They're my brothers. Niall, Liam, Louis....... and Ringo. Yeah that's it."
poor Z :((
@@2Delovely Liam always includes Zayn as part of 1D
2Delovely How did Ringo go rogue....? He was in the band until they broke up. All of them except for Paul wanted the band to break up, and then he went on to have a solo career like the others. Literally nothing about his career is going rogue LOL.
Pretty sure he meant it as if he couldn’t remember (or refused to say) the fifth members name so he said a Beatle that was probably the least popular one as far as having adoring fans who specifically loved him (though of course he had some) and so was considered the forgotten Beatle or at least when people don’t know the Beatles they sometimes have trouble remembering him and George. Anyway, I think he was literally just making a joke as if he mixed up the names. Sorry kids.
Drats Smithsonian oooofff idk what Harry meant by that Zayn/Ringo joke but during the white album Ringo actually did leave the band for awhile and that’s why that album is kinda all over the place. Most of the drums were actually done by McCartney! 😁
2Delovely it was John that went “rogue”
He seems to have some of the best elements of Jagger and Bowie wrapped up in millennial irony.
Lisa Sivo yes YES
spot on
Love this comment.
tf you talkin about
That's what I keep saying but the Millennials won't have it. I'm not saying he's an identical copy of Jagger, I just feel like he's got the moves and charisma like Jagger.
Oh the charisma🔥 Can't ever get over him, would not try from now on.
His charisma was overflowing in this monologue. Only Harry Styles
Harry had some good comedic timing there with his lines...
Ikr and the piano helped too
Igor Schmidlapp fine lines
"I'm not in a boyband anymore, I'm in a man band" CHARACTER DEVELOPEMENT
Harry: I’m not in a boyband anymore, I’m in a manband now
Why Don’t We: 👁👄👁
i was looking for this comment.
He has more charisma in his painted fingernail than my entire college
i felt that
Given the Iphone-zombies of today's generation that's not saying much.
Rolling Ormond ok boomer
Name Last name good one
Didn’t feel it.
"I used to be in 1D now I'm out free" - Liam Payne 2017
"I'm not in a boy-band anymore. I'm in a man band now." - Harry Styles 2019
PalatablePuddle when did Liam say that
in the lyrics of "Strip that down" yesterday I read about it lol
One direction is going to be known as a man band now
@@everythingevelyn3159 no i love one direction but the whole man band is a wdw thing
@@annabethbreece673 no there’s a clip in an interview back around fetus 1D days where Harry said in 10 years they would have to be called a man band as they wouldn’t be boys anymore
His little dance at the end is everything😂❤
his perfect face
He’s actually incredibly multitalented. His comedic timing is on point
*You know the dig at Zayn is gonna be on EVERY celebrity gossip network*
My Life Is Pathetic IT WAS
i swear people cant take a simple joke lmao
Because there's nothing else to do
Who is ringo
IT WAS ALSO A LARRY THING AND WE A L L KNOW IT
THE HAIR IS EVERYTHING
0:43
In Harry's head:Louis 😭😭
i felt the one direction joke
I felt that too . Good joke there Harry 🍉
what one cause all hit me different but the same
He said that cuz that's the way all of them for you he might be quiet my name is own business but he didn't feel that way when he open his mouth Zayn sit a whole lot of s*** for a lifetime it's like if you or I had a friend we believe with friends he comes out and says horrible things that's the first time you hear of it in front of thousands of people well family reunions how would you feel there's some things that stays and we all know that they all feel the same way 4 guys who spent and went to many places together let me finish spend a lot of time together let me finish Gigi left Zayn she couldn't deal with him anymore it's not hate it's more like hurt what he did it Cuts Like a Knife everyone went ballistic on Twitter the dumbasses
Anthony Evagelista I have the feeling you randomly clicked on the suggestions at the top of ur keyboard,, wth are u saying
Anthony Evagelista 🤔🤔🤔😍
Harry: “i was in a band called one direction!!”
Me: *sobs uncontrollably*
Lauren Banuelos
😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
But in a cool way
louis kiwi exactly !!
This is such a good monologue, shout out to the writers and harry for delivering it so well, its hilarious
Harry:
"Ringo"
*Looks at Zarry necklace*
Me:
Cries in a cool way
Sorry but I'm new directioner what is Larry necklace?
@@palakagrawal8356 so basically zarry is zayn and Harry and they were so close when they were in the band and there ship colors were green and gold so zayn got an green in gold earrings and Harry got the necklace(people have shipped them bc if you go look up this RUclips channel called zarry updates it explains why they also have a lot of matching tattoos. But people think they like each other when they where in the band and some people like me still do think they do
@@palakagrawal8356 Zarry***
@@gabbyandrews5613 what about Larry they too have lots have matching tattoos?
@@haimantibiswas5416 No, they don't have matching tattoos actually they're not even related. The 'Hi and Ops' theory was debunked by Lou in person and it doesn't even make sense. Lou got The dagger in mid-late 2014, Harry the rose in September 2013 why would they be matching? Plus Zayn got the guns in September 2013 as well but no one talks about that.(You know guns and roses lol) The 'it is what it is' and the butterfly theory is the most absurd thing ever. They are not related at all just because their tattoo parlor posts on insta blank pages filled with different kinds of tattoos and those 2 were next to eachother in one pic, Larries assumed they are connected. Again Lou got the tattoo a lot of months after H did. They say the rope and the anchor are connected cause H apparently had a rope as well on his wrist and covered it up with the anchor. He actually had a few lyrics. You see they twist things to make you believe their narrative. If people actually looked it up as I did they would know it's all bs 😅
Many people seem surprised by how charismatic and funny Harry was during this show, but having watched him on James Corden’s show, I knew that he would be fantastic as an SNL host.
Exactly
He was great but to be honest, I was slightly concerned about the fact that he was literally drowning in sarcasm. I mean, he is usually quite sassy but this was something else and I don´t know how to feel about it