Harry Styles Monologue - SNL

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  • Опубликовано: 27 дек 2024

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  • @elisesegers42
    @elisesegers42 5 лет назад +14645

    “it would be nice if the were here,, they’re not though”
    his face “orrrrr isssss ittttt”

    • @brookearcher856
      @brookearcher856 4 года назад +213

      Orr is iiiiiit?😂😂😂😂 Best inside joke ever

    • @avasavage7444
      @avasavage7444 4 года назад +102

      *gets the handcuffs*

    • @isabelking5184
      @isabelking5184 4 года назад +120

      THIS IS A FAMILY SHOW!

    • @koi1091
      @koi1091 4 года назад +21

      SuperSoccerSassQueen The First or is it...

    • @isabelking5184
      @isabelking5184 4 года назад +20

      @@koi1091 oF cOuRse iT iS!

  • @coffeetea8577
    @coffeetea8577 4 года назад +18053

    "Niall, Liam, Louis and...Ringo. That's it"
    That sarcasm was so exceedingly English, I nearly choked on my tea

    • @mel_055
      @mel_055 4 года назад +59

      Coffee Tea 😂😂😂

    • @kertrinaholt7306
      @kertrinaholt7306 4 года назад +120

      Ringo got mad😂

    • @lottielonelyy2428
      @lottielonelyy2428 4 года назад +16

      Hahaha

    • @kacymalik9519
      @kacymalik9519 4 года назад +61

      The fact that i read that along with harry without realizing

    • @moonlight.z6543
      @moonlight.z6543 4 года назад +66

      The inside joke of choking on your tea YOU'RE A GENIUS

  • @rursack1765
    @rursack1765 4 года назад +14465

    “I was in a band called One Direction”
    Me : *”no FOOKING way”*

  • @wolfie5698
    @wolfie5698 4 года назад +3678

    Liam: "I'm still in One Direction"
    Harry: "I was in a band called One Direction"
    Me: *crying in definitely not a cool way*

    • @janasokolovic2496
      @janasokolovic2496 3 года назад +8

      same

    • @shreyankipaul4750
      @shreyankipaul4750 3 года назад +76

      He said he is in a Man band.

    • @simplylily1DXX
      @simplylily1DXX 3 года назад +108

      Also Liam: “I used to be in 1D, now I’m out free.” 🥲🥲

    • @unknownuser-ke8pr
      @unknownuser-ke8pr 3 года назад +13

      @@simplylily1DXX i mean i feel like soon enough harry would end up leaving and so would liam. I mean.. harry even said he wanted a solo career while in 1d but he wasnt too harsh on the thought until hiatus and he wanted to stay that way i assume.

    • @addieobrien2724
      @addieobrien2724 2 года назад +8

      maybe we got lost in translation...

  • @user-us4tt7vy7p
    @user-us4tt7vy7p 4 года назад +32269

    “how crazy would it be if they were here tonight?”
    “well...they’re not here”
    me: *cries in a cool way*

    • @Sam-du7cm
      @Sam-du7cm 4 года назад +228

      qolariod me: cries in an uncool way

    • @flaviah1
      @flaviah1 4 года назад +134

      @Nenethegreat W if you're a true directioner you should understand😂

    • @keila2059
      @keila2059 4 года назад +71

      @Nenethegreat W if youre not a directioner you wouldnt understand

    • @mel_055
      @mel_055 4 года назад +47

      Nenethegreat W this is classic directionor language! Get with it man!

    • @blissy_angel5519
      @blissy_angel5519 4 года назад +56

      "Wouldn't be crazy if they were though?"
      "They're not."
      me: *also cries in a cool way*

  • @zoebrooklyn9989
    @zoebrooklyn9989 4 года назад +15034

    Why does his hair look so messy but incredibly professional, make it make sense please.

    • @VyNguyen-tk5qf
      @VyNguyen-tk5qf 4 года назад +207

      That’s why it stands before comedy, family and friends 🤣

    • @boo_7803
      @boo_7803 4 года назад +152

      it’s harry styles, he looks professional and great in everything

    • @muktabagom9771
      @muktabagom9771 4 года назад +66

      THIS HAIR IS UNDERRATED

    • @kendyl9220
      @kendyl9220 4 года назад +55

      his hair on THIS DAY. IS LITERALLY THE REASON I LIVE.

    • @mimiboucher5701
      @mimiboucher5701 3 года назад +11

      Its the waves

  • @jennatsimpson
    @jennatsimpson 5 лет назад +9806

    this is the fastest harry's talked his whole life

  • @NatalieMarie917
    @NatalieMarie917 3 года назад +2633

    “Everyone thinks the cast does a lot of cocaine.
    They don’t.
    That’s why the show’s not good anymore” 😂😂😂

  • @beijoflor
    @beijoflor 5 лет назад +10160

    "I'm just so grateful Simon Cowell grew us in those test tubes"
    why did that hurt a little

    • @ThingsILikke
      @ThingsILikke 5 лет назад +60

      He was talking about cloning centers

    • @ilkim2203
      @ilkim2203 5 лет назад +45

      Only line I did not laugh

    • @julietam2595
      @julietam2595 5 лет назад +10

      @@ilkim2203 what? can u explain whats wrong w it?

    • @ilkim2203
      @ilkim2203 5 лет назад +177

      Julee M, Simon Cowell really raised them in test tubes, if you look at their interviews after they decided to have a break you can see how bad they are feeling for those years and how under pressure they were. And if you look carefully to those years, you’ll see how tied down they were. For just a simple example their clothes were just one of the things they were under pressure. Shortly all they wanted was just freedom.

    • @ilkim2203
      @ilkim2203 5 лет назад +29

      lololee24 Then you’re saying that Harry had a worry about people liking him or not. I don’t think so. You can be right about Zayn was more headstrong but I can’t say Harry wasn’t. Zayn was different from him, Harry is not like him in anyways but he can be that headstrong as him. He just wouldn’t. And you are not right about Harry and his ex-girlfriends or girlfriends I think. Do you really believe he dated with all of these girls? The girls that media said he dated? I don’t think so. I don’t want to be that person like “They were all fake, he had never date them.”. But what can I say, the situation was really this. He said himself that he didn’t date with all. Media made people believe in all of these fake things, all of these fake news. I can surely say Harry or the other boys, all of them were under pressure. You think this, I respect you but I can’t deny you are not right.

  • @humayrabegum1998
    @humayrabegum1998 5 лет назад +10871

    This entire monologue is him attacking the fandom and I respect it

    • @teamfreewill2.078
      @teamfreewill2.078 5 лет назад +163

      Exactly and I can't even be mad

    • @jewelmoore4352
      @jewelmoore4352 5 лет назад +14

      Right

    • @littlemisskitkat
      @littlemisskitkat 5 лет назад +29

      TeamFreeWill 2.0 I can’t either. It’s too funny

    • @faithdiaz01
      @faithdiaz01 5 лет назад +2

      Me 2

    • @khalifla5990
      @khalifla5990 5 лет назад +16

      These kind of comments deserve likes.. not people just literally typing down what he said...

  • @addysonj
    @addysonj 4 года назад +24749

    i love how non fans are like “he talks really slow” meanwhile fans are like “why is he talking so fast” 😭

  • @kristinschad1389
    @kristinschad1389 3 года назад +325

    "Harry, Liam, Louis, Zach..." "It's Ringo" "Whatever you say big guy"
    "ZEBRA?! WHERE?"

  • @kateswain7325
    @kateswain7325 4 года назад +11584

    harry: "im not in a boyband anymore"
    me: cries in one addition

    • @sammyceedee
      @sammyceedee 4 года назад +390

      YEAH ONE SUBTRACTION

    • @lucymastri5811
      @lucymastri5811 4 года назад +50

      @@sammyceedee I WAS ABT TO REPLY THAT HAHAHA

    • @tiffany-ky2fq
      @tiffany-ky2fq 4 года назад +78

      Cries in hiatus😭😭

    • @nikitachoudhary6411
      @nikitachoudhary6411 4 года назад +67

      he is in a manband now..🥺💚

    • @dale9287
      @dale9287 4 года назад +11

      Y'all really gon make me cry😭😭

  • @stellswrites7171
    @stellswrites7171 4 года назад +3652

    2013: Zack
    2019: No, it’s Ringo

  • @jocelyntarango3054
    @jocelyntarango3054 5 лет назад +5804

    “It’s so great Simon grew us in those test tubes”

    • @abby8676
      @abby8676 5 лет назад +103

      THAT LINE WAS SO FUNNY I'm so surprised people aren't talking about it

    • @fatimaadreeta
      @fatimaadreeta 5 лет назад +20

      That joke had me dying 😂😂

    • @selinselliinn6681
      @selinselliinn6681 5 лет назад +11

      i cried when i heard that

    • @toobad9295
      @toobad9295 5 лет назад +68

      isn’t that lowkey shade though? cuz it indicates simon dictating their every move as zayn has adressed before

    • @aniokay
      @aniokay 5 лет назад +7

      Salty. Nice one

  • @bellabrancato7
    @bellabrancato7 4 года назад +3023

    zayn when he hears that harry called him ringo: 👁👄👁

  • @kaylynrose2726
    @kaylynrose2726 4 года назад +12391

    Nobody:
    Nobody at all:
    Not even Ringo:
    Harry: “just so grateful Simon grew us in those test tubes”

    • @kylie8576
      @kylie8576 4 года назад +85

      💀

    • @kenyasoogegner
      @kenyasoogegner 4 года назад +34

      Teaaaa

    • @bxjzmin
      @bxjzmin 4 года назад +88

      Like in gravity falls👁👄👁

    • @APerson-dz6bq
      @APerson-dz6bq 4 года назад +27

      @Brta Jzmin
      that’s the first thing i thought of when he said that

    • @user-wb5tl6dq9g
      @user-wb5tl6dq9g 4 года назад +66

      "Not even ringo" already killed me💀💀💀😂😂😂

  • @_braune_
    @_braune_ 5 лет назад +2347

    A lot of hosts seems to stumble through their monologue, especially if they're first timers. Harry was so smooth.

    • @urmom4370
      @urmom4370 4 года назад +61

      He is Harry styles. Harry styles is perfection

    • @emilybrown_04
      @emilybrown_04 4 года назад +14

      Kevin The Pigeon ur not wrong

    • @everythingevelyn3159
      @everythingevelyn3159 4 года назад +2

      Kevin The Pigeon I liked this partly for the comment, and partly for the username and pfp lol

    • @iggystardust9236
      @iggystardust9236 4 года назад +2

      I've honestly never seen people "stumble" through their dialogue. Can you leave a link?

  • @isabellanebs22
    @isabellanebs22 5 лет назад +6422

    He is literally the most charming man to ever walk the Earth.

    • @bacchaebacchae6473
      @bacchaebacchae6473 5 лет назад +2

      No he is not

    • @hello-fs2sk
      @hello-fs2sk 5 лет назад +25

      bacchae bacchae yes he is

    • @valentinarose9165
      @valentinarose9165 5 лет назад +1

      I don't get it

    • @davinbyerby1615
      @davinbyerby1615 5 лет назад +4

      He's fun but that's a stretch a lot of ppl have walked the earth over 1billion in fact
      The more you know🌈🌈🌈

    • @akirahs87
      @akirahs87 5 лет назад +1

      Raise your standards.

  • @selahnelson
    @selahnelson 4 года назад +884

    “They’re not”
    2:20 that face screamed “orrr are theyyy”

  • @叶婵雅
    @叶婵雅 5 лет назад +16592

    He's literally a musician, actor and comedian at the same time

    • @lisalafayette
      @lisalafayette 5 лет назад +213

      The more I see of him the more impressed I am with him. He's really got such a wide range; talented as hell. Looking forward to seeing a lot more of him in the future. Whether music, stage or film.......he's doing some amazing work!!

    • @叶婵雅
      @叶婵雅 5 лет назад +24

      @@lisalafayette couldn't agree more

    • @lesgenssontbeaux2219
      @lesgenssontbeaux2219 4 года назад +19

      *comedian

    • @叶婵雅
      @叶婵雅 4 года назад +12

      @@lesgenssontbeaux2219 yeah i know didn't know what i was thinking there lol

    • @l9878
      @l9878 4 года назад +39

      And sexy, don’t forget sexy!

  • @alexandravictoria
    @alexandravictoria 5 лет назад +3422

    I love how he delivers this whole monologue so apathetic and ironic

    • @kate804
      @kate804 6 месяцев назад

      Welcome to Northern England. 😁

  • @angelacicero62
    @angelacicero62 4 года назад +18182

    THIS HAIR IS UNDERRATED

  • @corinneeagles
    @corinneeagles 3 года назад +1995

    Me: „Harry don’t be so mean to zayn!“
    Also Me: *laughing my ass out every time when he says Ringo*

    • @itsthelarrythingforme5164
      @itsthelarrythingforme5164 3 года назад +40

      He wasn't being mean😂it was quite funny actually

    • @jeanbanks7301
      @jeanbanks7301 3 года назад +11

      It was a joke.😎

    • @fitpath101
      @fitpath101 3 года назад +4

      But I really wanna know why he calls Zayn ringo?!

    • @bronnyz0z0
      @bronnyz0z0 3 года назад +41

      @@fitpath101 Ringo is first one to leave Beatles and Zayn is first one to leave one direction so it is kinda reference

    • @ellaeisenberg7428
      @ellaeisenberg7428 3 года назад +4

      @@bronnyz0z0 for real? haha thanks for this info now the joke is even funnier😅♥

  • @christinabatchelor8006
    @christinabatchelor8006 4 года назад +5860

    When he started talking about 1direction I started crying *in a cool way*

    • @mayookha4568
      @mayookha4568 4 года назад +25

      So sweet and happy to hear that from harry.....

    • @SophiaG1989
      @SophiaG1989 3 года назад +6

      @@mayookha4568 why?

    • @mayookha4568
      @mayookha4568 3 года назад +11

      @@SophiaG1989 cause he talked about the boys..... ❤❤❤❤❤

    • @fall5467
      @fall5467 3 года назад +4

      lmao😭😭

    • @Amanc-oz7lr
      @Amanc-oz7lr 3 года назад +7

      Yeah me too in a cooooool waaay

  • @kaela1096
    @kaela1096 5 лет назад +16579

    he’s STILL the love of my life

    • @entkells5803
      @entkells5803 4 года назад +9

      kaela ikrr

    • @lilysmith1184
      @lilysmith1184 4 года назад +61

      and he will always be mine🥺💛

    • @stellerfilms9578
      @stellerfilms9578 4 года назад +19

      Always the love of my life

    • @everythingevelyn3159
      @everythingevelyn3159 4 года назад +37

      He was never the love of my life until last week. Sadly that’s when I became a directioner, not years ago like everyone else

    • @isaaclezama2360
      @isaaclezama2360 4 года назад +7

      He will always be!😔

  • @jvce1800
    @jvce1800 5 лет назад +6851

    Wait until hes forty years old- hes gonna be even more beautiful.

    • @lisalafayette
      @lisalafayette 5 лет назад +34

      Be still my beating heart....... ❤ 💚 ❤ 💚 ❤ !!!!

    • @FlashakaViolet
      @FlashakaViolet 5 лет назад +90

      Can’t fucking wait honestly

    • @Lawltasticness
      @Lawltasticness 5 лет назад +26

      I just thought that

    • @YourHalfSister
      @YourHalfSister 5 лет назад +100

      As long as he doesn't start in with the fillers, etc. Hopefully he will allow aging to happen naturally.

    • @shaykell100
      @shaykell100 5 лет назад +90

      Man.. imagine if ppl said things like that about women. Wouldn’t that be nice

  • @cellostrings565
    @cellostrings565 3 года назад +561

    Most of the male guests: black suits
    Harry: hold my rings

    • @scrambledeggs419
      @scrambledeggs419 3 года назад +6

      He's wearing everything but the color black

    • @sunashini7489
      @sunashini7489 3 года назад +6

      He looks elegant in a lot of colours 😍

    • @gloria2836
      @gloria2836 2 года назад +3

      "hold my ringos"

  • @jjochh
    @jjochh 5 лет назад +6073

    “How crazy would it be if they were here to night”
    “Well, they’re not..”
    Me: *laughs in pain*

  • @filipamartins1722
    @filipamartins1722 4 года назад +5489

    The amount of times ive watched this is unhealthy

    • @everythingevelyn3159
      @everythingevelyn3159 4 года назад +23

      Honestly, I only became a directioner almost a month ago, and same

    • @Haha-ur1pu
      @Haha-ur1pu 4 года назад +6

      Everything Evelyn sameeeeee

    • @everythingevelyn3159
      @everythingevelyn3159 4 года назад +10

      Haha oh that’s cool! I’m glad to see that I’m not the only one joining the fandom right now!

    • @izzylynn8632
      @izzylynn8632 4 года назад +2

      For real

    • @lilylarson1474
      @lilylarson1474 4 года назад

      LMFAO

  • @rosy4646
    @rosy4646 5 лет назад +5137

    “and just like all my serious relationships, were all gonna spend one incredible night together” 😂😂😂

  • @jude1515
    @jude1515 2 года назад +66

    He did really well with his monologue. Very comfortable with the crowd and he was very funny.

  • @monicageller8249
    @monicageller8249 5 лет назад +5531

    I get now why girls were so crazy about him, he’s very charismatic

    • @annette2532
      @annette2532 5 лет назад +274

      not as charismatic as your husband, chandler bing

    • @tomisinalausa4052
      @tomisinalausa4052 5 лет назад +40

      Were??

    • @zahrar1389
      @zahrar1389 5 лет назад +28

      @@annette2532 for sure, no-one is more charismatic than the CHAN CHAN MAN

    • @daisied1907
      @daisied1907 5 лет назад

      @Okiwaga And preachers. usually.

    • @yiansun966
      @yiansun966 5 лет назад +1

      @@annette2532 hahahahhah

  • @emilybiroschak9937
    @emilybiroschak9937 5 лет назад +3550

    "You know, in Britain, we play piano on the other side of the road."

    • @parlance1
      @parlance1 5 лет назад +32

      That had me rolling.

    • @youlovei582
      @youlovei582 5 лет назад +6

      Wheezing 😂😂

    • @orindaferhati5248
      @orindaferhati5248 5 лет назад +3

      I didn’t get it. Can smn explain it?😂

    • @youlovei582
      @youlovei582 5 лет назад +36

      @@orindaferhati5248 cuz in britain we drive on the other side of the road compared to americans and he just made a joke with the piano being like a car basically😂😂

    • @orindaferhati5248
      @orindaferhati5248 5 лет назад +3

      you love I Ooo thanksss :)

  • @JasnoGT
    @JasnoGT 5 лет назад +5079

    You can tell he's a natural entertainer and im not even a fan of his.

    • @vanessagonzales2616
      @vanessagonzales2616 5 лет назад +122

      JasnoGT you should see videos of him entertaining his crowd during concerts

    • @araksghazaryan6754
      @araksghazaryan6754 5 лет назад +54

      Honestly i didnt think i was a fan until i saw his SNL videos. Was under the impression he still made 1D kind of music which wasnt always my taste. was pleasantly surprised!

    • @samsewa7721
      @samsewa7721 5 лет назад +22

      @R TTT nah his voice is just deep and monotone lmao

    • @lisalafayette
      @lisalafayette 5 лет назад +13

      @R TTT Wow 'R TTT'......Harry definitely makes the 'Green-Eyed Monster' come out in folks. Were you even watching the same show as the rest of us? Hmmm......you probably just decided that no matter what type of performance he had you would just make a nasty comment.

    • @daijamatthews
      @daijamatthews 5 лет назад +3

      **is actually a fan😂😂

  • @cinmongirlss
    @cinmongirlss 3 года назад +610

    When he said “so much history” I FELT THAT 😭😭😭

    • @unknownuser-ke8pr
      @unknownuser-ke8pr 3 года назад +7

      "i love those guys their like my brothers"

    • @mygolddfishisdead5898
      @mygolddfishisdead5898 2 года назад +2

      @@unknownuser-ke8pr well, it got a bit strange when he also referred to louis as his brother🤠

    • @mygolddfishisdead5898
      @mygolddfishisdead5898 2 года назад +5

      @@unknownuser-ke8pr Louis be like “brothers? huh?”

    • @unknownuser-ke8pr
      @unknownuser-ke8pr 2 года назад +2

      @@mygolddfishisdead5898 welllll personally Im not a larrie/Larry. I believe whatever happens, happens. If they get to together then good for them, if they never do then also good for them. I support whatever at this point.

    • @gloria2836
      @gloria2836 2 года назад +2

      -a whole lotta history

  • @ehassan3962
    @ehassan3962 5 лет назад +1109

    "They're my brothers. Niall, Liam, Louis...
    Ringo"

  • @jedmosely6423
    @jedmosely6423 5 лет назад +2816

    This is actually one of the funniest monologues this season so far

  • @ashutoshpokhrel8017
    @ashutoshpokhrel8017 5 лет назад +17694

    *Those of you who don't know...Ringo was the first member of The Beatles who left*

    • @lay2temp671
      @lay2temp671 5 лет назад +1819

      Wow. That makes so much sense. Thanks for that educational education.

    • @aubreyking9392
      @aubreyking9392 5 лет назад +632

      That explains so much and is a physical pain to my ears/eyes. *cries*

    • @nickpalmer2274
      @nickpalmer2274 5 лет назад +346

      That’s not true. Ringo and for that matter all of them left and came back, but it was actually John that officially Broke the band up :)

    • @aubreyking9392
      @aubreyking9392 5 лет назад +70

      @@nickpalmer2274 haha, thanks for letting me know! My dad HATES the Beatles so I never knew! haha

    • @alexroberts5362
      @alexroberts5362 5 лет назад +54

      Aubrey King why he got a problem with the Beatles?

  • @isabella2513
    @isabella2513 3 года назад +483

    Harry’s and Taylor’s monologues were the most iconic.

  • @sarahlandrum3499
    @sarahlandrum3499 5 лет назад +8212

    "I was in a band called One Direction. How crazy would it be if they were here tonight? well they're not here. Wouldn't it be crazy if they were though? they're not. I love those guys. They're my brothers. Niall, Liam, Louis....... and Ringo. Yeah that's it."

    • @Lol-vm1ee
      @Lol-vm1ee 5 лет назад +77

      poor Z :((

    • @anakinskywalker8384
      @anakinskywalker8384 5 лет назад +198

      @@2Delovely Liam always includes Zayn as part of 1D

    • @speeeee35
      @speeeee35 5 лет назад +55

      2Delovely How did Ringo go rogue....? He was in the band until they broke up. All of them except for Paul wanted the band to break up, and then he went on to have a solo career like the others. Literally nothing about his career is going rogue LOL.
      Pretty sure he meant it as if he couldn’t remember (or refused to say) the fifth members name so he said a Beatle that was probably the least popular one as far as having adoring fans who specifically loved him (though of course he had some) and so was considered the forgotten Beatle or at least when people don’t know the Beatles they sometimes have trouble remembering him and George. Anyway, I think he was literally just making a joke as if he mixed up the names. Sorry kids.

    • @rjgomm1852
      @rjgomm1852 5 лет назад +44

      Drats Smithsonian oooofff idk what Harry meant by that Zayn/Ringo joke but during the white album Ringo actually did leave the band for awhile and that’s why that album is kinda all over the place. Most of the drums were actually done by McCartney! 😁

    • @TwoTwoFourSix
      @TwoTwoFourSix 5 лет назад +6

      2Delovely it was John that went “rogue”

  • @sophiaweeks
    @sophiaweeks 5 лет назад +5439

    “I’m not in a boy band anymore... I’m in a man band”

    • @fatimaadreeta
      @fatimaadreeta 5 лет назад +72

      He's definitely a man now

    • @paulina6658
      @paulina6658 5 лет назад +7

      so sad.

    • @AP2207__
      @AP2207__ 5 лет назад +29

      i almost started crying when he said i’m not in a boy band anymore and then i was laughing 😂

    • @milcasanluis2561
      @milcasanluis2561 5 лет назад +1

      I dont understand 😔im ashamed

    • @browneyedgiraffe9569
      @browneyedgiraffe9569 5 лет назад +15

      Why don’t we is quacking at the man band

  • @srayj
    @srayj 5 лет назад +2180

    Many people seem surprised by how charismatic and funny Harry was during this show, but having watched him on James Corden’s show, I knew that he would be fantastic as an SNL host.

    • @elizabethrodgers6231
      @elizabethrodgers6231 5 лет назад +3

      Exactly

    • @yosoysoya7944
      @yosoysoya7944 4 года назад +16

      He was great but to be honest, I was slightly concerned about the fact that he was literally drowning in sarcasm. I mean, he is usually quite sassy but this was something else and I don´t know how to feel about it

  • @birgitl.6304
    @birgitl.6304 4 года назад +224

    Harry: trying to be a comedian. Me: crying my eyes out at the 1d part

  • @SirEriol
    @SirEriol 5 лет назад +4023

    "Everbody thinks that the cast does a lot of cocaine.
    They don't. That's why the show isn't good anymore.
    EXCEPT TONIGHT!!!"

    • @dragon_anime_gamer5377
      @dragon_anime_gamer5377 5 лет назад +64

      OMFG I HATE THE FACT THAT I READ THIS AT THE EXACT SAME TIME HE SAID IT

    • @arielwinslow6302
      @arielwinslow6302 5 лет назад +5

      Dragon_Anime _Gamer SAME

    • @privatecitizen2086
      @privatecitizen2086 4 года назад +19

      I think he should have his own talk show!

    • @stphilomena911
      @stphilomena911 4 года назад +27

      Guess that means he brought his own coke.

    • @lindaallen9409
      @lindaallen9409 4 года назад +1

      @@privatecitizen2086 wait awhile...he probably will

  • @igorschmidlapp6987
    @igorschmidlapp6987 5 лет назад +2004

    Harry had some good comedic timing there with his lines...

  • @jakegreen9728
    @jakegreen9728 5 лет назад +12874

    He looks like he’s two drinks away from turning into Johnny Depp

  • @megalenzbyxx8358
    @megalenzbyxx8358 3 года назад +68

    I think beside the fact he's harry styles, his actual talent is very overlooked. You can see here he's one of those entertainers who can do just about anything with so much natural charm and charisma and you're just completely drawn to him. Even in the 1d days, I always knew he had something that just made him srand out from the others (not undermining their talent either just my opinion) and it's rare to find people like this nowadays who are all rounders and not just vocalists. It seems he will have a very long running career.

  • @noneya7910
    @noneya7910 5 лет назад +6679

    “Everyone thinks the cast does a lot of cocaine... they don’t! That’s why the show’s not good anymore.” 😂

    • @JackMensahBonsu
      @JackMensahBonsu 5 лет назад +45

      Because of the crystal meth. 😄😅

    • @modiabcomedy
      @modiabcomedy 5 лет назад +79

      Noneya That line would’ve been funny if it wasn’t so sad... and true!

    • @canaisyoung3601
      @canaisyoung3601 5 лет назад +43

      For most SNL fans, that's more of a cold truth than a real joke.
      And Harry Styles eerily looks like this short-lived cast member SNL had named Brooks Wheelan (in fact, Styles was one if Wheelan's celebrity impressions). The only difference is that Styles was funnier in one episode than Wheelan was in the one season he was hired on.

    • @modiabcomedy
      @modiabcomedy 5 лет назад +22

      Brooks is a hilarious dude. But you can’t turn a standup comic into a sketch comic overnight. If SNL had half the patience with him as they did with Pete Davidson or Leslie Jones he could’ve flourished beautifully.

    • @newaccounttime
      @newaccounttime 5 лет назад +3

      I was cracking up at this whole monologue man!

  • @felinegroovy
    @felinegroovy 5 лет назад +1688

    He seems to have some of the best elements of Jagger and Bowie wrapped up in millennial irony.

    • @FlashakaViolet
      @FlashakaViolet 5 лет назад +9

      Lisa Sivo yes YES

    • @mightysthelen8625
      @mightysthelen8625 4 года назад +6

      spot on

    • @OlivePapyrus
      @OlivePapyrus 2 года назад +2

      Love this comment.

    • @familia4192
      @familia4192 2 года назад

      tf you talkin about

    • @conniediaz6456
      @conniediaz6456 2 года назад +1

      That's what I keep saying but the Millennials won't have it. I'm not saying he's an identical copy of Jagger, I just feel like he's got the moves and charisma like Jagger.

  • @itsme-lv7jo
    @itsme-lv7jo 5 лет назад +2361

    "I'm just so grateful Simon Cowell grew us in those test tubes."

    • @jvgreendarmok
      @jvgreendarmok 5 лет назад +20

      Makes me think of that Gravity Falls episode. :)

    • @frozenangel6323
      @frozenangel6323 5 лет назад +6

      Alex hirsch: I KNEW IT

    • @browneyedgiraffe9569
      @browneyedgiraffe9569 5 лет назад +3

      John Veitch same

    • @chibixxmoon
      @chibixxmoon 5 лет назад +3

      Georgia Rose register to vote fam, Andrew Yang wants to give every American $1000 a month. That’s one of his many policies, #YANGGANG

    • @tropicalcandyland6266
      @tropicalcandyland6266 5 лет назад +7

      Makes me think of the Adventurous Adventures of 1D for some reason

  • @hg82met
    @hg82met 3 года назад +128

    "In Britain we play the piano on the other side of the road."

  • @ScarlettJ1221
    @ScarlettJ1221 5 лет назад +3276

    "I'm not in a boyband anymore, I'm in a man band" 😭 Harry SNAPPED

  • @mervel6737
    @mervel6737 4 года назад +1220

    He is incredibly HOT. Very charming person. God bless.

    • @javonacw
      @javonacw 4 года назад +4

      and despite his lifestyle , God continues to. Amen, amen.

    • @NatalieMarie917
      @NatalieMarie917 3 года назад +1

      @@javonacw which part of his lifestyle are you referring to?

    • @kyrashih455
      @kyrashih455 3 года назад +2

      @@javonacw um I’m sorry what are you implying specifically?

  • @mafer3377
    @mafer3377 5 лет назад +736

    "I'm not in a boyband anymore, I'm in a man band" CHARACTER DEVELOPEMENT

  • @sirenblxxd
    @sirenblxxd 3 года назад +59

    "I really never spoke to harry"
    I feel like harry was hurt,he said "ringo" I still remember how much harry cried when zayn said he was leaving the band..
    It's sad :(

  • @Gingerm0nster
    @Gingerm0nster 5 лет назад +8159

    I get why Taylor Swift wrote a whole album about this man now

    • @haechanverse
      @haechanverse 5 лет назад +160

      Imma have to say, thank you taylor swift

    • @mar4497
      @mar4497 5 лет назад +124

      she only wrote two song about him, but same

    • @tarriellemorales5783
      @tarriellemorales5783 5 лет назад +190

      I thought it was more.
      I Knew You Were Trouble
      Wildest Dreams
      Style
      Out Of The Woods
      Shake It Off
      etc.

    • @Wish_likeuponastar
      @Wish_likeuponastar 5 лет назад +4

      Right???

    • @mar4497
      @mar4497 5 лет назад +53

      @@tarriellemorales5783 no, only out of the Woods, Style and Come back, be here. I Guess

  • @romytaylor5661
    @romytaylor5661 4 года назад +765

    I still can’t believe this is the same person as 2013 Harry or 2015 Harry like wtf?

    • @yearsbestlie
      @yearsbestlie 4 года назад +17

      I always think this!

    • @indyvds6442
      @indyvds6442 4 года назад +4

      Same!

    • @whyyiseverynametaken
      @whyyiseverynametaken 4 года назад +68

      To me, Harry is at least four different people lol

    • @romytaylor5661
      @romytaylor5661 4 года назад +18

      @@whyyiseverynametaken he has a glow up every year and just becomes a new person

    • @Coco-rx7sm
      @Coco-rx7sm 3 года назад +1

      Md too like whenever I think of his eras I think of all of them as different persons

  • @kizzy3563
    @kizzy3563 5 лет назад +1323

    When you're 24 and still crying over Harry Styles. This man will never not have me mesmerized.

    • @KP-vg3zn
      @KP-vg3zn 5 лет назад +31

      When you're 34 & feeling like a cougar because Harry Styles is a sexy man now. 😅

    • @lily.carmen_130
      @lily.carmen_130 4 года назад +36

      At least you are his age so you have chance with him

    • @luludrg2021
      @luludrg2021 4 года назад +6

      ok, but are you crying in a cool way?

    • @augustsophomore5042
      @augustsophomore5042 4 года назад +8

      Crying bc u are only 15 and like him a lot

    • @emilyzeller9778
      @emilyzeller9778 4 года назад +2

      When you're almost 36 and want to be his

  • @sara.sharma
    @sara.sharma 4 года назад +22

    when he slammed his hand on the piano at 3:26 and his rings made that lil sound, that was so hot i can’t explain it

  • @beccagibbs6866
    @beccagibbs6866 5 лет назад +1530

    i've waited my entire life for this moment. thank you harry styles.

  • @jax422
    @jax422 5 лет назад +640

    He’s actually incredibly multitalented. His comedic timing is on point

  • @syedmasudahamedjilani9440
    @syedmasudahamedjilani9440 5 лет назад +583

    He talked 4:45 minutes straight without even being stop once and that's so astonishing 😂

  • @kritipachurkar
    @kritipachurkar 4 года назад +32

    Okay... Why is no one talking about that last part at 4:29 ... He looks such a dork when he's dancing like that 😂♥️♥️

  • @serenaabraham1440
    @serenaabraham1440 5 лет назад +2551

    He really said “they aren’t here tonight...uNLesS”

    • @louscupcake
      @louscupcake 5 лет назад +46

      Or are they 😂😂😂

    • @cj3617
      @cj3617 5 лет назад +26

      This is a family show...

    • @mollyfaux2839
      @mollyfaux2839 5 лет назад +21

      le ciel or is itttt?

    • @tropicalcandyland6266
      @tropicalcandyland6266 5 лет назад +9

      Or areeee they

    • @Bibiyoshika
      @Bibiyoshika 5 лет назад +4

      When he said that, my heart legit stopped for a second 😂😂😂

  • @lauraparkinson437
    @lauraparkinson437 5 лет назад +823

    Harry: “I love those guys. Niall, Liam, Louis...”
    Me: “OH SHIT.”
    “...Ringo...”
    *surprised Pikachu face*

  • @laurenbanuelos6324
    @laurenbanuelos6324 5 лет назад +1196

    Harry: “i was in a band called one direction!!”
    Me: *sobs uncontrollably*

    • @MMMMD1
      @MMMMD1 5 лет назад +3

      Lauren Banuelos
      😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

    • @sammyceedee
      @sammyceedee 4 года назад +2

      But in a cool way

    • @laurenbanuelos6324
      @laurenbanuelos6324 4 года назад +1

      louis kiwi exactly !!

  • @esma2824
    @esma2824 3 года назад +57

    "I love those guys"
    *cries, but in a cool way"

  • @nep22nne
    @nep22nne 5 лет назад +1805

    bro what if harry said "zach" for zayn like in the best song ever music video

    • @PerrieStyles
      @PerrieStyles 5 лет назад +66

      or if he said veronica 😂😂

    • @peterdunlop7691
      @peterdunlop7691 5 лет назад +37

      Or Neil, Leo, Lewis and Zach

    • @AshaEll
      @AshaEll 5 лет назад

      What I'm lost

    • @aleenk5422
      @aleenk5422 5 лет назад +25

      i was thinking that at first but ringo was so much funnier tho.

    • @nep22nne
      @nep22nne 5 лет назад +5

      Purple Dove in the music video for best song ever, niall and louis's characters play movie producers and when they list the members of 1D they say "niall louis liam harry zach"

  • @kobewankenobi248
    @kobewankenobi248 5 лет назад +1325

    *You know the dig at Zayn is gonna be on EVERY celebrity gossip network*

    • @SamSionxoxo
      @SamSionxoxo 5 лет назад +8

      My Life Is Pathetic IT WAS

    • @jarodsilhavy97
      @jarodsilhavy97 5 лет назад +41

      i swear people cant take a simple joke lmao

    • @Jaqvander
      @Jaqvander 5 лет назад +1

      Because there's nothing else to do

    • @minimalik37
      @minimalik37 5 лет назад +1

      Who is ringo

    • @roxyredrose1
      @roxyredrose1 5 лет назад +1

      IT WAS ALSO A LARRY THING AND WE A L L KNOW IT

  • @keaganm5315
    @keaganm5315 4 года назад +618

    When he said “that is funny” it sounded like the interview with Niall where they go “we’re really funny aren’t we?”

    • @titaniacrawley3817
      @titaniacrawley3817 3 года назад +31

      The laughs we have! We have some laughs!
      Pranks, laughs...AHHHHH

  • @slayqueen6478
    @slayqueen6478 4 года назад +83

    2:28 is my fav part. I LOVE HEARING HIM SAY LOUIS IDK WHY

  • @PalatablePuddle
    @PalatablePuddle 5 лет назад +2321

    "I used to be in 1D now I'm out free" - Liam Payne 2017
    "I'm not in a boy-band anymore. I'm in a man band now." - Harry Styles 2019

    • @madelinezeta5935
      @madelinezeta5935 4 года назад +7

      PalatablePuddle when did Liam say that

    • @crinabelecciu3557
      @crinabelecciu3557 4 года назад +18

      in the lyrics of "Strip that down" yesterday I read about it lol

    • @everythingevelyn3159
      @everythingevelyn3159 4 года назад +27

      One direction is going to be known as a man band now

    • @annabethbreece673
      @annabethbreece673 3 года назад

      @@everythingevelyn3159 no i love one direction but the whole man band is a wdw thing

    • @everythingevelyn3159
      @everythingevelyn3159 3 года назад

      @@annabethbreece673 no there’s a clip in an interview back around fetus 1D days where Harry said in 10 years they would have to be called a man band as they wouldn’t be boys anymore

  • @ca.lunaaa
    @ca.lunaaa 5 лет назад +4761

    “Niall, Liam, Louis, and um..... ringo” 😂

    • @ireneirnlg103
      @ireneirnlg103 5 лет назад +14

      Why?

    • @raphaellamay5901
      @raphaellamay5901 5 лет назад +138

      The shadeee

    • @jeffblack8457
      @jeffblack8457 5 лет назад +153

      @@ireneirnlg103 Because Zayn quit the group and went solo

    • @annabanana6754
      @annabanana6754 5 лет назад +78

      Still he didn't have to do that to be honest, it's high time for all of them to move on (I'm not taking anyone's side as I love all of them)

    • @ca.lunaaa
      @ca.lunaaa 5 лет назад +54

      Ariana Ana bitch gtfo of here with that I’m not taking anyone’s side bullshit 🙄

  • @iloveyou6136
    @iloveyou6136 5 лет назад +3197

    "I'm not in a boyband anymore, I'm in a man band." 😭😭Like if that hits ɦaʀɖ
    ɛɖɨt: tɦaռx ʄօʀ aʟʟ tɦɛ ʟɨҡɛs ɢʊʏs🖤🖤

    • @alecgeinitz8769
      @alecgeinitz8769 5 лет назад +6

      Stay a widow bitch. Seriously

    • @vanessasilva9552
      @vanessasilva9552 5 лет назад +3

      тнe вlacĸ wιdow reaaaaal hard 🥺🥺 & im proud

    • @beatricescouman7410
      @beatricescouman7410 5 лет назад

      Hes not gay?

    • @iloveyou6136
      @iloveyou6136 4 года назад

      @@alecgeinitz8769 wtf does that mean lmfao😂 who hurt you? The fact that people liked your disrespectful ass comment is mind bottling.tpwk

    • @iloveyou6136
      @iloveyou6136 4 года назад

      @@beatricescouman7410 what, what does my comment have to do with whether or not he is gay?

  • @SV-nk2we
    @SV-nk2we Год назад +20

    His delivery is so on point. How does he stay so serious? I'm dying laughing.

  • @bayleecorona7625
    @bayleecorona7625 5 лет назад +2082

    He has more charisma in his painted fingernail than my entire college

  • @weeblis
    @weeblis 4 года назад +689

    " I was in a band called one direction." WHAT DO YOU MEAN WAS!?!?!?

    • @s.rajalakshmi2866
      @s.rajalakshmi2866 4 года назад +42

      1:57 I'm 'IN' a Man Band 'NOW'

    • @morinette8162
      @morinette8162 4 года назад +5

      @@s.rajalakshmi2866 i'm IN a MAN
      (band now)

    • @fran-yv1xc
      @fran-yv1xc 4 года назад

      @Karyme Ramírez they will not

    • @itsthelarrythingforme5164
      @itsthelarrythingforme5164 3 года назад +2

      @@fran-yv1xc you're coming from future or something like that???

    • @fran-yv1xc
      @fran-yv1xc 3 года назад

      @@itsthelarrythingforme5164 yup

  • @bandotaku
    @bandotaku 5 лет назад +391

    Y'know, I used to give a lot of smack on 1D back when they were really huge, but I have to admit Harry pulled out a class act. I'm loving this 70s rocker vibe he's got going on in this monologue.

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum 5 лет назад +26

      '70s rocker is his entire solo career vibe. He's got a very Mick Jagger/David Bowie thing going.

    • @hello-fs2sk
      @hello-fs2sk 5 лет назад +8

      if ur only familiar with this monologue, you should listen to his album and live performances, his music and clothing style/stage presence also has a 70s rocker vibe and it’s wonderful

  • @zahra-ur9pd
    @zahra-ur9pd 3 года назад +8

    This will forever be one of my favorite videos of Harry . But can we please take a second to acknowledge how amazing the actual piano guy is ? So jazzy and smooth

  • @kaileeava696
    @kaileeava696 5 лет назад +5014

    the 9 dislikes are the people who don’t like his cute little yellow pants

    • @vasquez9794
      @vasquez9794 5 лет назад +35

      and zquad who took what he said too deep, its literally all over Twitter THEY ARE MADDD

    • @RaymondHng
      @RaymondHng 5 лет назад +6

      He's dressed in the colors of the Swedish flag.

    • @whiteshadow6373
      @whiteshadow6373 5 лет назад +4

      Or his cute fingernail polish, but my dislike was simply bc I didn't think he was funny

    • @Bells2141
      @Bells2141 5 лет назад

      @@ShorsBones bruh!!!! LMAO

    • @bookerjones8123
      @bookerjones8123 5 лет назад +5

      At first I really wanted him to lose the pants. Then I watched the monologue and I still wanted him to but for a different reason.

  • @Isa-yu3lr
    @Isa-yu3lr 5 лет назад +1507

    i felt the one direction joke

    • @demidelaney1900
      @demidelaney1900 5 лет назад +9

      I felt that too . Good joke there Harry 🍉

    • @bearablyamelia3411
      @bearablyamelia3411 5 лет назад +6

      what one cause all hit me different but the same

    • @anthonyevagelista4243
      @anthonyevagelista4243 5 лет назад +1

      He said that cuz that's the way all of them for you he might be quiet my name is own business but he didn't feel that way when he open his mouth Zayn sit a whole lot of s*** for a lifetime it's like if you or I had a friend we believe with friends he comes out and says horrible things that's the first time you hear of it in front of thousands of people well family reunions how would you feel there's some things that stays and we all know that they all feel the same way 4 guys who spent and went to many places together let me finish spend a lot of time together let me finish Gigi left Zayn she couldn't deal with him anymore it's not hate it's more like hurt what he did it Cuts Like a Knife everyone went ballistic on Twitter the dumbasses

    • @Isa-yu3lr
      @Isa-yu3lr 5 лет назад +5

      Anthony Evagelista I have the feeling you randomly clicked on the suggestions at the top of ur keyboard,, wth are u saying

    • @demidelaney1900
      @demidelaney1900 5 лет назад

      Anthony Evagelista 🤔🤔🤔😍

  • @manichannah
    @manichannah 5 лет назад +1987

    “Did you know they actually put makeup on the boys too?!?”
    Damn, I’m so happy he’s back!
    Whoa, thank you so much for the likes!!!

  • @riaagrawal3480
    @riaagrawal3480 3 года назад +36

    why is nobody talking about the cute dance he did at the end

  • @kylahearts213
    @kylahearts213 5 лет назад +1978

    Harry: “I was in a band called “One Direction” how crazy would it be if they were here tonight...”
    Me: “Oh my god, Harry you didn’t-“
    Harry: “Well they’re not here.”
    Me: oh.
    Harry: “Wouldn’t it be crazy if they were though?😏😏😏”
    Me: “wait...are you seriou-“
    Harry: “Their not.”
    Me: *cries*

  • @nilayaltindag292
    @nilayaltindag292 5 лет назад +402

    he is so charming, his energy is out of this world wow i love this man

  • @SabriyahNettles
    @SabriyahNettles 5 лет назад +347

    “mmm yea that is music” me when harry styles breathes

  • @sineadjordan6426
    @sineadjordan6426 3 года назад +59

    He is literally the most charismatic man alive

  • @PerrieStyles
    @PerrieStyles 5 лет назад +701

    1:24 "I am a very serious musician"
    Anyone else have a severe "WE ARE SERIOUS ARTISTS" flashback???

    • @karaguinn4772
      @karaguinn4772 5 лет назад +2

      Perrie Styles YES😂

    • @himavasantha
      @himavasantha 5 лет назад +4

      only the real ones remember 😂

    • @imeshabandara9699
      @imeshabandara9699 5 лет назад +1

      Yeh me too!!!

    • @maliyahdanielle
      @maliyahdanielle 5 лет назад +1

      Remember when he was trying to clean up the whipped cream and he flicked off one of the dudes who were apart of the "prank" 🤣🤣

    • @sarameloni4349
      @sarameloni4349 5 лет назад +1

      YES YES YES

  • @cloakedshadow5055
    @cloakedshadow5055 4 года назад +567

    "And my brother's...Niall, Liam, Louis and........uh..Ringo....yeah" - Harry Styles

    • @odaodee4647
      @odaodee4647 4 года назад +2

      @@hetdesai5527 You dont know Ringo Starr?

    • @odaodee4647
      @odaodee4647 4 года назад +1

      @@hetdesai5527 no not at all Ringo Starr is a Beatle

    • @odaodee4647
      @odaodee4647 4 года назад +1

      @@hetdesai5527 He was the first one to leave the band that's why

  • @wilhelminaslayer9528
    @wilhelminaslayer9528 5 лет назад +132

    Honestly the most charming and most comfortable with himself former member. He gives me young Bowie vibes.

  • @misssydney5890
    @misssydney5890 2 года назад +14

    its almost been 12 years and this man is still the love of my life

  • @lol0lol0lol
    @lol0lol0lol 5 лет назад +449

    HARRY REALLY SAID SCREW ZAYN LMAOOOO kinda crying inside

    • @candyland3854
      @candyland3854 5 лет назад +26

      1-800-YELLOW it was a joke. The writers wrote it. They even made fun of his own love life. I’m sure Zayn would even think it funny.

    • @kaylee1769
      @kaylee1769 5 лет назад +7

      Honey it’s scripted 😂

    • @greyhoundcth3162
      @greyhoundcth3162 5 лет назад +2

      wait when does he say that

    • @TangoTangerine12
      @TangoTangerine12 5 лет назад +4

      They ruined my Social life he doesn’t say it out loud lmao he just never lists zayn as “one of his brothers whom he loves”

    • @GiselleOMG1
      @GiselleOMG1 5 лет назад +15

      @@jaystyles3709 dude shut up youre the reason why no one likes stan twitter

  • @TheAlan11223
    @TheAlan11223 4 года назад +330

    THIS MAN NEEDS HIS OWN TALK SHOW. YOU KNOW WHAT JUST SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY!

    • @obviously._.blueee
      @obviously._.blueee 4 года назад +12

      And all he would have to do is just stand there and breath he would make millions of dollars

  • @kaijello
    @kaijello 5 лет назад +393

    his comedic timing is better than half the stand-ups on Netflix

  • @umay2471
    @umay2471 4 года назад +184

    No one:
    Not even a single soul:
    "Ladies and gentlemen, Haaarrryyyyy..."
    Me: POTTAAAAAAAH!

  • @henrysmith9725
    @henrysmith9725 5 лет назад +137

    His comedy delivery is excellent. Very funny, and also very well technically delivered.

    • @jm6406
      @jm6406 5 лет назад

      You can just say it man no shame in finding him sexy

  • @laylasdirectionx2200
    @laylasdirectionx2200 5 лет назад +801

    “we play the piano on the other side of the road” okay- 😂😂😂😂

    • @chibixxmoon
      @chibixxmoon 5 лет назад +1

      Pawsome_ Panimals_ register to vote fam, Andrew Yang wants to give every American $1000 a month. That’s one of his many policies, #YANGGANG

    • @whatshername1509
      @whatshername1509 5 лет назад

      Can you explain me that?

    • @leif1075
      @leif1075 5 лет назад

      I thought that line was pretty clever and funny.

    • @bryanna03
      @bryanna03 5 лет назад +1

      Fede ringo was the first to leave the beatles and the joke is that zayn was also the first one to leave

    • @whatshername1509
      @whatshername1509 5 лет назад

      Ooh I didn't know that, I think that John was the first...thank you! Can you also explain me what means "we play the piano on the other side of the road"?😊

  • @sabahkenway
    @sabahkenway 5 лет назад +973

    Can he have his own show 😭😂

  • @karaardalan
    @karaardalan Месяц назад +6

    2:27 rest in peace, our dearest Liam. We miss you buddy, we miss you bad...