I Don't Know Why, but a KFC Dating Game exists

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  • Опубликовано: 17 фев 2024
  • This is a real game that exists on Steam. Can you steal Colonel Sanders chicken-laden heart and find some Finger Licking Love?
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Комментарии • 696

  • @RTGame
    @RTGame  3 месяца назад +2553

    I don't know why but I'm suddenly craving fried chicken

    • @Slobbercat
      @Slobbercat 3 месяца назад +18

      RT was the real JOHN KFC all along...oh gods...

    • @Garden_Warfare_Gaming
      @Garden_Warfare_Gaming 3 месяца назад +4

      chimkin

    • @Zandofle
      @Zandofle 3 месяца назад +13

      Yeah, but did you play the game on the KFC console?

    • @diegojimenez579
      @diegojimenez579 3 месяца назад +1

      Why did you change the name of the video RT?

    • @MagicCookieGaming
      @MagicCookieGaming 3 месяца назад +9

      @@diegojimenez579 people will normally do that if a video under-performs or just to boost it in the algorithm, not sure as to why completely or he was just unhappy with the original title.

  • @StickMaster500
    @StickMaster500 3 месяца назад +5712

    The fact that there was an actual John KFC working on this Dating Sim shows that this game is canon to the KFCU

    • @boots1070
      @boots1070 3 месяца назад +405

      There is two ways to interpret that acronym The Kentucky Fried Chicken Universe or The Kentucky Fried Cinematic Universe

    • @theholyketchup6445
      @theholyketchup6445 3 месяца назад +139

      And RT is canonically a part of it.

    • @sinom
      @sinom 3 месяца назад +66

      The Colonel is part of the DC comics universe and exists in most of the earths. So this is ofc cannon in the DC universe

    • @pip4773
      @pip4773 3 месяца назад +11

      KFCU…

    • @Vrikrar
      @Vrikrar 3 месяца назад +59

      He didn't say he worked on it, he said it was made by the US KFC, and when they released it, everyone else was surprised.

  • @kot4311
    @kot4311 3 месяца назад +3933

    Definitely an unconventional marketing technique, but we’re still talking about this game to this day

    • @darkpixel1128
      @darkpixel1128 3 месяца назад +302

      Actual marketing genius, people playing your advertising for FUN.

    • @davisbowe8668
      @davisbowe8668 3 месяца назад +34

      Are we though? I feel like most people probably forgot this game even existed until RT uploaded this.

    • @kou0210
      @kou0210 3 месяца назад +30

      Mcdonalds we need a grimace dating game (also I love your phantom profile picture!)

    • @assfuckerthejointpounder5834
      @assfuckerthejointpounder5834 3 месяца назад

      No game letsplay has made me smile faster

    • @Steampunk_Kak
      @Steampunk_Kak 3 месяца назад

      naw, a lot of people i know remember this game pretty well. Besides, what do you "forgot this game even existed", do you just constantly have memories of things in your head, or is it until someone says something you recall it? @@davisbowe8668

  • @KSmith-kp5jz
    @KSmith-kp5jz 3 месяца назад +754

    The KFC in our neighborhood has a metal silhouette of Colonel Sanders on the curb. At night it looks like a man standing there, and he regularly scares drivers and pedestrians.

    • @Vonias
      @Vonias 3 месяца назад +43

      Makes sense. The Colonel *is* an eldritch being... they have every reason to be afraid.

    • @YataTheFifteenth
      @YataTheFifteenth 3 месяца назад +21

      Legend says he shows up every time bad fried chicken is served. And that's why he's still the mascot of present-day KFC.

  • @Burgertimee
    @Burgertimee 3 месяца назад +995

    Fun Fact: the actual real Colonel Sanders went into a KFC after he gave away the company and absolutely roasted it. He said the fried chicken was a “Goddamn dough ball stuck on some chicken, The Gravy and Mashed Potatoes were called “Goddamn Slop” and “Wallpaper paste”

    • @sylph4252
      @sylph4252 3 месяца назад +217

      KFC sued him over it, lost and hired him to be a mascot instead

    • @kharnthebetrayer8251
      @kharnthebetrayer8251 3 месяца назад +254

      He was a very confrontational man .
      Honestly the real Colonel Sanders would fit perfectly working at a Waffle House rather than KFC

    • @bayssart5632
      @bayssart5632 3 месяца назад +51

      He didn't even make the recipe or method of cooking the chicken. It was one of his workers when the original place was a hotel/gas station.

    • @TigirlakaLaserwolf6
      @TigirlakaLaserwolf6 3 месяца назад +24

      KFC isn't even that good. We have a local chain grocery store with a deli that ran them out of business lmao

  • @largechild9941
    @largechild9941 3 месяца назад +3771

    the last few videos have been the RTgame insanity arc and this one is the climax of the arc

    • @variumi
      @variumi 3 месяца назад +421

      What trying to play with the Kinect does to a man

    • @keystone5750
      @keystone5750 3 месяца назад +214

      @@variumi tbh i'd argue that MGR, Crossword, and RT Doom were also part of this arc

    • @variumi
      @variumi 3 месяца назад +59

      @@keystone5750 true, I got wrapped up in the pure insanity of Star Wars Kinect

    • @CommunistKetchup
      @CommunistKetchup 3 месяца назад +38

      Lmao I love how you think that there's a limit to Daniel's insanity

    • @Mantis24513
      @Mantis24513 3 месяца назад +36

      Bold of you to assume Dan was ever sane.

  • @afterdawns
    @afterdawns 3 месяца назад +682

    this got cut out of the edit but on stream dan spent like 40 minutes talking about how he went to kfc once and one of the customers there started peeing into one of the buckets going yum yum yum and just kidding no he didnt. im lying. i missed this stream because i was writing an essay. sorry everyone.

  • @confusedgrandma2550
    @confusedgrandma2550 3 месяца назад +1892

    Fun fact if you swim toward the light after eating the chicken
    You actually die in game.

    • @Tyrichyrich
      @Tyrichyrich 3 месяца назад +171

      I guess it was "heavenly" good, but I hope they don't inherently mean their chicken kills.

    • @nonymouswisp8176
      @nonymouswisp8176 3 месяца назад +63

      As opposed to dying in real life?

    • @DetectiveNyx
      @DetectiveNyx 3 месяца назад +140

      @@nonymouswisp8176 if you swim towards the light after eating the chicken the kentucky fried chicken swat squads snipes you from 200m away killing you instantly

    • @bananatheo3796
      @bananatheo3796 3 месяца назад +24

      @@DetectiveNyx I'm afraid of the fact that I can't even tell if this is a joke.

    • @DragonSkies0211
      @DragonSkies0211 3 месяца назад +12

      Van Van is just a JoJo’s character, don’t lie to us KFC.

  • @GUNUFofficial
    @GUNUFofficial 3 месяца назад +821

    The real life colonel would have a fucking heart attack over this game.

    • @thetman0068
      @thetman0068 3 месяца назад +146

      Well, that and the chicken, too, probably.

    • @Andrewlik
      @Andrewlik 3 месяца назад +10

      ​@@thetman0068this honestly gave me a hearty chuckle dude nice comment ❤

  • @noobdudemandude1884
    @noobdudemandude1884 3 месяца назад +2776

    The amount of effort put into this game…it frightens me

    • @ukulelepichu4484
      @ukulelepichu4484 3 месяца назад +87

      so i'm not the only one, so glad we both can share this fear

    • @Lazer_Specter
      @Lazer_Specter 3 месяца назад

      ​@@ukulelepichu4484add me to the counter for people that are alarmingly frightened by the effort put into this game.

    • @kingstonlovely7404
      @kingstonlovely7404 3 месяца назад

      the person who made this probably has the same libido as aphrodite

    • @SamPaste928
      @SamPaste928 3 месяца назад +121

      This is the good kind of product advertisement

    • @darkpixel1128
      @darkpixel1128 3 месяца назад +135

      I cannot believe the advertising department of KFC approved this.

  • @erwinmuller7115
    @erwinmuller7115 3 месяца назад +1022

    Shitposts become more terrifying the more effort gets put into them.
    This is a man-made horror beyond my comprehension

    • @UhOphelia
      @UhOphelia 3 месяца назад +93

      The funny thing is: it's not just a shit post, it is a PAID COMPANY ADVERTISEMENT

    • @jannafrancis7452
      @jannafrancis7452 3 месяца назад +7

      WHAT

  • @cupofoats
    @cupofoats 3 месяца назад +599

    Aww they even included Dan in the dating sim!

    • @RTGame
      @RTGame  3 месяца назад +415

      I'm canonically dead now

    • @cupofoats
      @cupofoats 3 месяца назад

      ​@@RTGamemay you rest in chicken pieces

    • @joeytoastson967
      @joeytoastson967 3 месяца назад

      o7​@@RTGame

    • @JohnMBlue1992
      @JohnMBlue1992 2 месяца назад +10

      @@RTGameYou’ll Come Back! Can’t keep the Drift King Dead Forever!!!

  • @FAMESLAYER
    @FAMESLAYER 3 месяца назад +830

    RTGAME has become my official channel of "I see an upload, I click"

    • @RTGame
      @RTGame  3 месяца назад +293

      That's very kind, thank you

    • @stevoisiak
      @stevoisiak 3 месяца назад +18

      ​@@RTGameSame here. One of the few channels I have notifications on for

    • @owentayygaming7567
      @owentayygaming7567 3 месяца назад +5

      well i mean these videos are worth losing your sanity over so cant say i blame you

    • @alin4821
      @alin4821 3 месяца назад

      Same

    • @ToonedMinecraft
      @ToonedMinecraft 3 месяца назад

      The only reason I would not do that is because it's about a game I want to play spoilerfree.

  • @sonarchy5158
    @sonarchy5158 3 месяца назад +1349

    A KFC dating game? That's ridiculous!
    What next? A Dead by Daylight dating game? One starring pigeons?

    • @angstqueen9360
      @angstqueen9360 3 месяца назад +320

      Okay, Hatoful Boyfriend is an incredible game about biological warfare, genocide, and murder and I will forever protect it.
      ...Yes, it's also about dating pigeons, but--

    • @Jack_Of_All_Trades768
      @Jack_Of_All_Trades768 3 месяца назад +60

      I wouldn't believe there would be one with a bunch of dinosaurs, all of which are written at a masters level like the creators put their heart and soul into it. But that would be insane would it not?

    • @pepsiman4633
      @pepsiman4633 3 месяца назад +59

      Call me crazy, but what if they all had phones for heads?

    • @auriumdelaurium6292
      @auriumdelaurium6292 3 месяца назад +46

      You know who'd be attractive? The ship from Galaga

    • @rainfox7983
      @rainfox7983 3 месяца назад +29

      ​@@pepsiman4633and maybe the protagonist could be a green 6 nippled cryptid..

  • @HPFireYT
    @HPFireYT 3 месяца назад +385

    I follow the artist who did the character art and boy was a surprised when they first announced that they worked on it lmao. I was like “KFC dating game??????”

    • @walternunez4118
      @walternunez4118 3 месяца назад +64

      The art is unironically great, what's their name?

    • @HPFireYT
      @HPFireYT 3 месяца назад

      @@walternunez4118 my replies keep getting nuked for some reason but she goes by the name siobhan chiffon. I will mention no more socials since I think it's what is getting my answers deleted. edit) there are likely other artists that worked on the game, but she's the one I followed before lol

    • @Mondfischie
      @Mondfischie 3 месяца назад +11

      Artist is called siobhanchiffon 😊

  • @LenkyLad
    @LenkyLad 3 месяца назад +246

    Does Dan know these devs were also hired to make a Dead By Daylight visual novel where you can romance the killers? It's called, "Hooked on You"

    • @HazeEmry
      @HazeEmry 3 месяца назад +41

      Oh its the same devs? I've heard of the game but now I'm kinda interested

    • @shady_silhoutte
      @shady_silhoutte 2 месяца назад +7

      Quite surprising, but now that you said it, it does make sense because both have quite a lot in common.

  • @chada4806
    @chada4806 3 месяца назад +156

    Love how the ending implies Colonel Sanders stole all your recipes (and potentially used you for them).

  • @DBZbre
    @DBZbre 3 месяца назад +204

    This game is so odd to me considering that Colonel Sanders is just like...a real dead dude. I live in KY, and I've been to his museum, grave, and his wife's spin-off restaurant. This game is wild.

    • @lunatheluma3804
      @lunatheluma3804 3 месяца назад +14

      His wife has a spin off restaurant?

    • @DBZbre
      @DBZbre 3 месяца назад +46

      @@lunatheluma3804 Yes! It's called Claudia Sanders Dinner house. It has a giftshop and is a big southern plantation style building!

    • @lunatheluma3804
      @lunatheluma3804 3 месяца назад +5

      @DBZbre thats really cool, in the unlikely event i ever go down to the area, i will have to check it out

  • @curvilinearcube8716
    @curvilinearcube8716 3 месяца назад +30

    The version of this story in your playthrough is that Colonel Sanders met someone named John KFC and used the fact that they were in love to take credit for a couple of their recipes and use their name for his restaurant. What a devious chicken man

  • @NianJKL
    @NianJKL 3 месяца назад +886

    I can’t believe that you’re doing this now randomly out of nowhere it’s perfect

    • @sonarchy5158
      @sonarchy5158 3 месяца назад +118

      I believe the stream was for Valentine's day, and this is probably one of the most famous weird dating sim

    • @humanguyalsoperson7987
      @humanguyalsoperson7987 3 месяца назад +26

      ​@@sonarchy5158 This and the pigeon one

  •  3 месяца назад +207

    "Man's got a VRChat hangout world for a home" was so fucking good lmao

  • @tygerion4404
    @tygerion4404 3 месяца назад +159

    23:00 You know... how ironic would it be if the secret ingredient the Colonel tells you about is mustard seed?
    Because guess what 'Eye of Newt' is a pseudonym of?

    • @nixel1324
      @nixel1324 3 месяца назад +12

      Was thinking the same thing.

  • @cyrne6324
    @cyrne6324 3 месяца назад +108

    the "aand gravy🥴?" growl at 13:49 took me OUT why did he deliver it like that 😭😭😭

  • @ciaraquick
    @ciaraquick 3 месяца назад +514

    The Colonel is looking good for a fast food mascot but my mind is still on RT Daisy

    • @JayteeStarr
      @JayteeStarr 3 месяца назад +15

      But have you seen the JolliBee? Hot. 😂

    • @Charkid177
      @Charkid177 3 месяца назад +4

      Real

    • @deathbringer9893
      @deathbringer9893 3 месяца назад +6

      ​@@JayteeStarr excuse me

    • @Gustoberg
      @Gustoberg 3 месяца назад +4

      ​@@deathbringer9893 You're the one with a mime and dash profile picture and you're asking to be excused? Jollybee is H O T!

    • @deathbringer9893
      @deathbringer9893 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Gustoberg i have it despite only seeing "sfw" gifs

  • @JBRedux
    @JBRedux 3 месяца назад +340

    I find it astounding when corporations not only embrace their memes but take them farther than any reasonable human would ever think to and create truly... _interesting_ experiences

  • @A_Very_Common_Problem
    @A_Very_Common_Problem 3 месяца назад +400

    I've always had a hunch that "KFRT" was the cannon ship, so glad we've got confirmation!!!

  • @bunnyday1473
    @bunnyday1473 3 месяца назад +73

    Van Van's character design is absolutely a JoJo's reference and no one can ever convince me otherwise- Just look at him!!! 😂

    • @equinox1223
      @equinox1223 3 месяца назад +6

      Van Van and *JoJo* even the names are similar 😂

  • @justabridget
    @justabridget 3 месяца назад +157

    there’s a KFC next to my school, and every person I knew that went there exited with a different type of food poisoning

    • @dreamconscience994
      @dreamconscience994 3 месяца назад +26

      Curse of the Sanders

    • @wrightcember
      @wrightcember 3 месяца назад +3

      as someone currently recovering from food poisoning as we speak, that is a fate i would wish upon no other

    • @NukkuiskoHyvinVaiPois
      @NukkuiskoHyvinVaiPois 3 месяца назад +7

      I studied to become a baker and I gotta tell you, watching half of the class fail the required hygiene pass, which was so easy half the questions could be answered without studying, really curbs your appetite. At least food poisonings are taken seriously in here and what you describe would have definitely been shut down ages ago.

    • @c.a.k.comedy692
      @c.a.k.comedy692 2 месяца назад

      @@wrightcembersame bro that shit sucksss

  • @SweetCookie500
    @SweetCookie500 3 месяца назад +440

    Finally, after so long, Daniel FINALLY gets to date the Colonel lolol

  • @alexv1154
    @alexv1154 3 месяца назад +28

    fun fact, Eye of Newt is actually just mustard seed, which is an ingredient in KFCs chicken. the more you know

  • @Thatmemeguylols
    @Thatmemeguylols 3 месяца назад +262

    Looks like 'I Love You, Colonel Sanders: The KFC Anime Dating Game' is officially canon to the KFC Universe with an actual John KFC involved - who knew Colonel Sanders had such an intriguing backstory?

  • @3verlong
    @3verlong 3 месяца назад +86

    I once forced a streamer to play this and he proceeded to retire two weeks later.

    • @jannafrancis7452
      @jannafrancis7452 3 месяца назад +3

      I can’t blame him. This is. Not for the faint of heart.

  • @tri_iris6890
    @tri_iris6890 3 месяца назад +57

    You can’t just put Slay The Princess as another love game in the description dad. That’s like putting minecraft as a horror game.

  • @Ech_The_Sentiant
    @Ech_The_Sentiant 3 месяца назад +144

    I wonder what the implications of twinkified Colonel Sanders is for the KFC lore.

  • @Vulpilux
    @Vulpilux 3 месяца назад +111

    It's really cool that they got RT for the monumentally important role of "Student".

  • @cureidolsmile9820
    @cureidolsmile9820 3 месяца назад +70

    The fact that you can actually die in this game is hilarious

  • @ExtremeHangohver
    @ExtremeHangohver 3 месяца назад +33

    The blinking eyes are killing me. It looks as if the characters were very commited to staying still in extremely uncomfortable poses, especially Miriam.

  • @lunaspacedoodles
    @lunaspacedoodles 3 месяца назад +71

    the first time i ever encountered second person pov narration was this game so now whenever anyone talks about 2nd person pov the first thing that comes to my mind immediately is the i love you colonel sanders opening scene

    • @saintsea-hat7891
      @saintsea-hat7891 3 месяца назад +48

      Person who’s never played any visual novel except I love you colonel sanders: wow this visual novel is giving me huge I love you colonel sanders vibes

  • @ShadowFox10587O
    @ShadowFox10587O 3 месяца назад +59

    I love how much effort they put into this drug fueled shitpost of a game

  • @jshimada9669
    @jshimada9669 3 месяца назад +99

    Better not let Daisy hear about you cheating on her

  • @BananaWrathful
    @BananaWrathful 3 месяца назад +48

    Seeing as each year RT kinda has a challenge/theme of the things he streams (2023 being harder games and such) I guess 2024 will be the year of love struck insanity with a mix of hallucinations

    • @sapphis_lazuli
      @sapphis_lazuli 3 месяца назад

      sounds like a great year

    • @samandom8772
      @samandom8772 3 месяца назад +2

      Ah yes the year of the LSD (Love-Struck-Drugtrip)

  • @NukkuiskoHyvinVaiPois
    @NukkuiskoHyvinVaiPois 3 месяца назад +6

    I love how this game all the bad dating game tropes. Every piece of cheesy dialogue, every poorly developed character, every akward out-of-nowhere romantic bit, every poorly developed charaxter "growth" ending in an insprinational speech, it's all here for fun. The developers absolutely knew what they were doing.

  • @dragonfire5568
    @dragonfire5568 3 месяца назад +16

    Even though this is basically an ad, I can’t help but love how over the top they went.

  • @veritius340
    @veritius340 3 месяца назад +29

    I remember the first time I played this. I was in a VC with my friends and it was non-stop cackling.
    Also, for some reason, the game starts with the loudest possible volume. If you want to play it for yourself, do not wear headphones when first opening it.

  • @alexv1154
    @alexv1154 3 месяца назад +9

    most unrealistic thing about this is that was considered a "modest" student apartment. I clucking wish

  • @cheese4870
    @cheese4870 3 месяца назад +72

    Daniel finally gets to be united with his one true love.
    Colonal freakin Sanders

    • @benasgale7723
      @benasgale7723 3 месяца назад

      KFS
      With just a bit of imaginitive spelling.

  • @jameskelly-smith1279
    @jameskelly-smith1279 3 месяца назад +18

    My high school English teacher once brought up this game when talking about marketing.

  • @curllum
    @curllum 3 месяца назад +36

    I can only imagine what the colonel’s reaction to this game would be. I would pay to bring him back to life just to see it

  • @unfortunatepineapple9922
    @unfortunatepineapple9922 3 месяца назад +74

    no I LOVE YOU colonel sanders

  • @thatguywholikesanime6903
    @thatguywholikesanime6903 3 месяца назад +16

    I have fond memories of this goofy dating sim. I was in college when this game first came out, and one Friday night, me and my buddies got together, and ended up doing a playthrough of this game, and we all voiced each of the characters, and ofc, for one character (Miriam, I think) we did a Toad voice for. It was honestly a great time all around, and definitely one of my most memorable college experiences

  • @myztryx
    @myztryx 3 месяца назад +5

    In a high school class one of my assignments was to make a short paper about the development of a business and it's marketing. I chose KFC and since a presentation was included I took the liberty to show the entire class both the trailer for this game and the hallmark film. I think it was probably the best moment I had that year lol

  • @screamingjello9710
    @screamingjello9710 3 месяца назад +27

    Maybe the real John KFC was the friends we made along the way

    • @nixel1324
      @nixel1324 3 месяца назад +4

      Nah, the real John KFC was in chat. Although I guess you could consider him a friend we made along the way, and we don't know for _certain_ that they don't identify as plural.

  • @oneproplanet
    @oneproplanet 3 месяца назад +3

    I cannot believe they made a dating Sim where you don't end up dating the only candidate, and he just roasts you in the end

  • @NugsForPugs
    @NugsForPugs 3 месяца назад +35

    The fanfictions are gonna be wild after this one

  • @redbirdwings
    @redbirdwings 3 месяца назад +6

    Y'all, look up the Big Chicken in Marietta, GA, USA. It's one of the most famous sites in my hometown and it still works today. It's a KFC restaurant with a giant chicken face and beak.

  • @user-hf3ot5xb5z
    @user-hf3ot5xb5z 3 месяца назад +23

    This actual KFC dating sim is wild to say the least, and it's BLOODY free on Steam! (Although I haven't finished it yet maybe I should go back and do that...)

    • @andreworders7305
      @andreworders7305 3 месяца назад +7

      Charging people for adds would be dumb…hasn’t stopped most companies, but still.

  • @theKungFuFerret
    @theKungFuFerret 3 месяца назад +20

    learning about actual john kfc live was the highlight of the stream for me

  • @KingDuckling01
    @KingDuckling01 3 месяца назад +35

    They used to call him the Chicken Dater back on RUclips.

  • @kingstonlovely7404
    @kingstonlovely7404 3 месяца назад +22

    i swear, rt's chat can find itself some strangely specifically important people

    • @denos1699
      @denos1699 3 месяца назад +1

      Luck of the irish for Dad

  • @TheyCallMeDio
    @TheyCallMeDio 3 месяца назад +16

    I feel like RT got a lot more unhinged with his content this year lol

  • @apaolillo1
    @apaolillo1 3 месяца назад +5

    "We both got buckets of chicken, you wanna do it?" - Scout tf2

  • @MartinPurathur
    @MartinPurathur 3 месяца назад +6

    an RT stand-in fucking dying got me good holy shit

    • @HazeEmry
      @HazeEmry 3 месяца назад

      Even outside of the RT green screen universe RT dies

  • @zekethenerd9296
    @zekethenerd9296 3 месяца назад +5

    I remember playing this game with my friends over discord in 2020...
    Truly an unmatched experience

  • @GreatFernicus
    @GreatFernicus 3 месяца назад +3

    13:50 Oh I do NOT like how sultrily RT said “gravy”

  • @Blumiene
    @Blumiene 3 месяца назад +13

    No, Colonel Sanders. I am not going to cook the abomination that is the KFC Anniversary OG Cake. I know that I am really indebted to you but I am not going to make a horrid eldritch creation with gravy, corn, cheese, cream, whatever. I am not going to do that. I will not make it for anyone, and not you.

  • @smoop4816
    @smoop4816 3 месяца назад +10

    I’m disappointed that I have 74 hours in this game

  • @TheChimpWP
    @TheChimpWP 3 месяца назад +4

    This game was soured for me personally due to a really specific situation, I decided to be a mentor/trainer one year in college at the university's radio station, and the person assigned to me just played this game while i was trying to train them. I tried being polite and just not bringing it up but after multiple hours-long sessions where i was hosting a show and training this guy, i just nicely asked him to pay attention and he explained to me one of his professors was giving his class extra credit for signing up for the radio station and he was just there for that. So i was stuck at my show while a stranger sat there and occasionally distracted me with totally unrelated stuff. This game always just reminds me of that time now, but hey i love the video! Keep up the great work man!

  • @noxturne16
    @noxturne16 3 месяца назад +11

    when i first played this i was genuinely amazed by the quality for a free joke game. glad to see you play it!

  • @jamescanjuggle
    @jamescanjuggle 3 месяца назад +8

    With metal gear rising and now this i cant help but feel Dans trying to tell us he's moving to the USA

  • @zeldacrafter4578
    @zeldacrafter4578 3 месяца назад +20

    I'm amazed the US managed to out-anime japan with this dating game

  • @johnalogue9832
    @johnalogue9832 3 месяца назад +3

    I'm mostly surprised that halfway through the video, Miriam was implied to have been a drug mule and used cocaine as a cooking ingredient. Not sure how the writers got that past the lawyers or whoever is in charge of the branding.

  • @juniebugged011
    @juniebugged011 3 месяца назад +22

    He’s rebounding from Daisy

  • @chelnahtheegghead
    @chelnahtheegghead 3 месяца назад +3

    Since I haven't seen anyone discuss who the other characters represent (fast food-wise), here's my incomplete list (feel free to add on/disagree in the replies):
    -Van Van, Hardee's/Carl's Jr. (because of the star in his hair)
    -"Ashley," Chick-fil-a (because of the chicken legs comment & being the villain)
    -Pop, Popeyes (I feel like this one's obvious. Also, being a sloppy child.)
    -Miriam, Wendy's? (the braids are like the only thing I can think of)
    -Sprinkles, who knows? Maybe an ode to classic chefs?

  • @LycanMOON
    @LycanMOON 3 месяца назад +9

    Did you know they used to call him the drift king because he drifted into kfc parking lots?
    Totallly true fact and not made up %100

  • @Emi.Schneider
    @Emi.Schneider 3 месяца назад +2

    I can just imagine the creators of this game just sitting around and laughing their heads off while writing this. This is glorious.

  • @Celeste______
    @Celeste______ 3 месяца назад +40

    This was the first game I ever got on Steam.

    • @alholbrook8292
      @alholbrook8292 3 месяца назад +5

      It was one of the first for me ToT

  • @wesf
    @wesf 3 месяца назад +9

    My pants are drenched

  • @cybermandw9806
    @cybermandw9806 3 месяца назад +3

    It's good that Dan got this ending and not the one where he takes part in the Colonels Business. If he did, it's likely Daneshiro would have had a return, taking all of the profits

  • @pinktribble
    @pinktribble 3 месяца назад +4

    Nah, that was the good ending in my opinion! The Colonel is too self-absorbed, though beautiful, for any kind of real love. John KFC dodged a popcorn chicken bullet!

  • @gameninjac6608
    @gameninjac6608 3 месяца назад +3

    This is the greatest advertisement ever created and nothing will ever change my mind about that

  • @HPfan295
    @HPfan295 3 месяца назад +4

    13:59 why was I suddenly reminded of Toy Doy? 😅
    Also, the entire mashed potato thing just made me think of that Easter cooking stream. 😄

  • @jardiwester8704
    @jardiwester8704 3 месяца назад +3

    I can just feel the passion from the dev team, they had so much fun making this and you can tell

  • @skullzans
    @skullzans 3 месяца назад +3

    Colonel Sandys chicken being lethal, only for lethal octopus later being treated different feels like some kinda ironic diss to someone

  • @mirandatagliamonte9754
    @mirandatagliamonte9754 3 месяца назад +4

    14:40 why the f*** does this music absolutely slap

  • @ethanbuckley1942
    @ethanbuckley1942 3 месяца назад +2

    but does this game take into consideration that the Colonel's friendship with The Flash is canonically one of the major constants of the DC multiverse

  • @lightbluesleeper
    @lightbluesleeper 3 месяца назад +2

    the best way to experience this game is to stream it on discord and have your friends make up voices for the characters. especially when you're all sleep deprived
    highly reccomend

  • @Kythalia
    @Kythalia 3 месяца назад +2

    KFC is popular in japan, so that could possibly explain why a KFC dating sim exists, and that colonel sanders is a stereotypically hot anime guy.

  • @Melonwelon11
    @Melonwelon11 3 месяца назад +2

    Thank you for playing this game because it’s been sitting in my steam library untouched for years and I don’t think I’d ever experience it without this

  • @bonniedan123mc
    @bonniedan123mc 3 месяца назад +13

    “Did you ever hear about the chicken of Colonel Sanders the Tasty?”
    “No?”
    “I thought not. It’s not a chicken McDonalds would tell you.”

  • @Rebecca2988
    @Rebecca2988 3 месяца назад +6

    This stream was on my birthday and it was so unhinged. Fucking perfect

  • @fallingskymedia4421
    @fallingskymedia4421 3 месяца назад +6

    AH yes, RTGame's unhinged arc

  • @andreworders7305
    @andreworders7305 3 месяца назад +3

    10:16 like the time he considered murdering his competitor

  • @Frying-the-snow
    @Frying-the-snow 3 месяца назад +5

    *why does this exist*
    *this is literally the most cursed thing ive ever seen and i love it*

  • @shloobington
    @shloobington 3 месяца назад +1

    ok i know this was already pointed out by everyone but just imagine how surreal it would be for sanders if he was still alive, bro made chicken so good he built a media empire purely of off it and all the brand recognition of the company is just... him, his face.
    statues, dating sims, the company logo
    just an old guy

  • @wintersong1235
    @wintersong1235 3 месяца назад +1

    Literally finished this video and my roommate with no context of what I had just watched comes in and goes “I’m really sad wanna get fried chicken with me?” Jump scared

  • @esti___
    @esti___ 3 месяца назад +2

    You certainly keep things fresh RT😂 I can never guess what I'll see each time this channel drops a new video

  • @ladydovedove2240
    @ladydovedove2240 3 месяца назад +4

    RT is like spiraling into insanity and I love it!

  • @Cooperbutter
    @Cooperbutter 3 месяца назад +2

    I see so much people make fun of this ad game as if it isn’t one of the greatest and funniest fast food advertisement made in history

  • @chaoxiangalula4086
    @chaoxiangalula4086 3 месяца назад +1

    KFC having its own dating game has the same vibes as Wendy's having its own Wattpad account

  • @willr.1495
    @willr.1495 3 месяца назад +1

    If Colonel Sanders was alive today, I like to think he would be proud that he has his own dating sim.