Dragon Soop ESQ Don't watch if easily offended

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  • Опубликовано: 7 фев 2025
  • Right folks, I'm writing this description while being a bit drunk.
    Just watch it.
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Комментарии • 177

  • @shanemckinnon5586
    @shanemckinnon5586 3 года назад +9

    Really enjoyed that video. The more you drank the funnier you and June got. Loved it.

  • @dalefox6284
    @dalefox6284 Год назад

    Just rewatched this from 2 years ago, what a funny video, you and June should get couple bottles of this and do a LIVE for old times sake on a Saturday night 🤞

  • @daviejones9322
    @daviejones9322 3 года назад +5

    Nobody wears kilts up here baldy unless it’s a wedding we don’t cut about in kilts all week

    • @BlueVanMan
      @BlueVanMan  3 года назад +1

      Just stereotyping mate, just banter.

    • @darkvader7231
      @darkvader7231 3 года назад

      Davie Jones : Touchy, if ya dont like, dont watch!!

    • @daviejones9322
      @daviejones9322 3 года назад

      @@darkvader7231 I’m baldy so it’s friendly fire calling someone else baldy. If you don’t like my comment keep scrolling diddy

    • @darkvader7231
      @darkvader7231 3 года назад

      @@daviejones9322 Didnt sound like friendly fire to me jock!!

    • @daviejones9322
      @daviejones9322 3 года назад

      @@darkvader7231 just as well nobody asked you then stupid speak when spat on dafty

  • @sheilahadden302
    @sheilahadden302 3 года назад +1

    Schnapps is real hooligan juice at the best of times. The most hilarious vid I have watched in a long time. I hope your head wasn't comprised when you woke up the next day!

  • @markjones3053
    @markjones3053 3 года назад +3

    This is the funniest vlog you’ve done you two……looks like you’ve hardly drunk owt….need some of this at xmas

  • @smithyc2051
    @smithyc2051 3 года назад +21

    Offended is a word people use who have no personality or banter.

    • @BlueVanMan
      @BlueVanMan  3 года назад +10

      How true

    • @smithyc2051
      @smithyc2051 3 года назад +1

      @@BlueVanMan it’s a good night out there needing brother and a good drink 😂

    • @DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek
      @DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek 3 года назад

      - Sun Tzu

    • @ligma212
      @ligma212 Год назад

      Yeah. Here in america people get mad about private citizens being sent beer cans because of the culture war obsessed and call everything "satanic" like a medieval peasant in the modern day...unfortunately

    • @splint3rfps
      @splint3rfps 9 месяцев назад

      hilary can do one

  • @TheEndOfNowhere
    @TheEndOfNowhere 3 года назад +5

    This was amazing. Went 0 to 100 so fast. Well done you two.

  • @ellisjames8517
    @ellisjames8517 3 года назад +4

    Straight away I can tell this will be lethal. BVM will be slurring his words after drinking all that 🤣🤣

  • @joewoodvine
    @joewoodvine 3 года назад +1

    Up there with some of my favourite videos of yours. We need more like this haha

  • @lydia1775
    @lydia1775 3 года назад +2

    "Bloody dog's chewed June's rug" 😆🤣😂

  • @banginbeatz8759
    @banginbeatz8759 3 года назад +10

    Sturgeon or the incompetent Tories, I'd vote for her anyday of the week.

  • @Real_Iceout
    @Real_Iceout 3 года назад +9

    Obviously going to watch this. This is going to be a classic. I can already tell

    • @BlueVanMan
      @BlueVanMan  3 года назад +1

      Cheers Iceout

    • @Real_Iceout
      @Real_Iceout 3 года назад +1

      @@BlueVanMan man you have made me laugh so hard in the past couple yearss. Thank you for staying true to yourself. All the best

  • @matt3642
    @matt3642 3 года назад +4

    IM ABSOLUTELY DEAD 😅🤣😂 MISSED THIS BVM!!! MISS YOUR GUYS LIVE STREAMS !!! THIS HAS MADE My ENTIRE DAY ! LEGEND !!!

  • @cookingfanman1234
    @cookingfanman1234 3 года назад +4

    Great vid! I had a bottle of the "dark fruits" were tasty, trouble with this caffeinated booze is you stay awake and remember what you've done (instead of passing out).

  • @elzed0112
    @elzed0112 3 года назад +4

    When BVM and June started cracking up that was legendary

  • @CJ3WORLD
    @CJ3WORLD 3 года назад +1

    Funny seeing you go from sober to a bit sozzled! That stuff looks hilarious after a couple. Enjoy your evening Dave and Juney!

  • @MikeDoesFoodReviews
    @MikeDoesFoodReviews 3 года назад

    Fantastic video! Literally had me in stitches at the end there 😂 Definitely going get some of this and do a review myself. More importantly get the lads around for a sample 😂

  • @davids.3117
    @davids.3117 3 года назад

    Dave that was a classic review. Blunt, honest, not playing around with words. Funny as hell. And if or when u forget or mispronounce something u keep plugging on. It’s not about perfection so u need to start the video over again to “get it right” so we don’t see the stops and starts or conversations which may go slightly off topic.
    There is something that is so damn refreshing about just talking plain, warts and all, and just being so 100% authentic
    Thanks for keeping to YOUR standards and not those of others who may think they know best.

    • @BlueVanMan
      @BlueVanMan  3 года назад

      If you liked this you'll like tonight's video

  • @deathbycocktail
    @deathbycocktail 3 года назад +1

    My dreams tonight will be haunted by visions of Nicola threatening to get her baps out. Thanks for that 🤣

  • @ScottReviewsThings
    @ScottReviewsThings 3 года назад +2

    Dave and June are on the nutty juice. 🤣🤣🤣

  • @jeremysimpson-b1y
    @jeremysimpson-b1y 3 года назад +15

    Have to say Dave, I love you even more after that critiscism of auld Nicola

  • @MiJoPaFo
    @MiJoPaFo 3 года назад +4

    I guess I am what you are! “I want to give my child what I never had,". As I get older I think! Is that for me or them? Then I think! Of course it's for them. At the same time, I know, “If we give our kids what we didn’t have"…they often won’t get what we earned.” ..and maybe not respect it... As Oscar Wilde said in his definition of a cynic. "Someone who, knows the price of everything and the value of nothing” It's Kid's Dave :) You know it. There! I said It...
    Hello June. :) Ginge! Dave Is watching....
    *Stop It Kilary*

    • @BlueVanMan
      @BlueVanMan  3 года назад

      Thanks for the comments, appreciate them. We just try to do our best and laugh at ourselves along the way.

  • @bonjovikeychange3812
    @bonjovikeychange3812 2 года назад

    Hi Dave good video do these drinks taste good the only one i tried is the watermelon one which i didnt like so i would like to know are the other flavours nice thanks Dave

  • @-wiggy6197
    @-wiggy6197 2 года назад

    Really enjoy this video it's full of laughs, would love to see you revisit Dragon Soop ESQ (Dark Fruits flavour) this time round 👌

  • @Redsnapper123
    @Redsnapper123 3 года назад +2

    I love the orange flavour chocolates! The soft ones.

  • @blindmanB7
    @blindmanB7 3 года назад +1

    Now ya know why I love dragon soop

  • @pizzaboyuk5828
    @pizzaboyuk5828 3 года назад

    I watch I from day one this is the best one for me love the impression of Boris Johnson I haven't laughed so hard in my life love u both legends

  • @Tom_murray89
    @Tom_murray89 3 года назад

    She’s got very lovely parents

  • @miamiglia
    @miamiglia 3 года назад +1

    Always a pleasure watching you both having a grin 👌👍

  • @KHuntie
    @KHuntie 3 года назад +1

    Just a word of caution Dave, whist your there chugging a 700ml bottle, it's definitely tasty and strong in alcohol but remember it's also a strong energy drink, 35mg per 100ml so that's 247mg of Caffeine in that one drink 😳

    • @BlueVanMan
      @BlueVanMan  3 года назад +1

      Yes but I was OK.

    • @simmiesim321
      @simmiesim321 3 года назад +1

      Oh mate bore off 😴😴😴😴😴😴

  • @Bellatalks1-i1d
    @Bellatalks1-i1d 3 года назад

    Great review bvm. Is June the breadwinner/provider of you and ginge? You said in one video about her working 80 hours butyou never mention your job or maybe you have Injury or disability. Maybe you can do podcast that would be great keep up the good work 👍

    • @BlueVanMan
      @BlueVanMan  3 года назад +1

      I do this full-time but I have something lined up for the future.

    • @Bellatalks1-i1d
      @Bellatalks1-i1d 3 года назад

      @@BlueVanMan oh good luck with that 👍

    • @simmiesim321
      @simmiesim321 3 года назад

      Ahh a late comer to the BVM world 😂😂😂😂look back over his videos a grafter now retired .and you’ve never seen his podcasts 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @JunenMark
    @JunenMark 3 года назад +1

    Absolutely fuckin brilliant, made us both howl with laughter here ffs, off to get some tha mora….. fuckin class…. ❤️ya both 🤣🤣🤗🤗🤗❤️❤️❤️

  • @ronniesaunders388
    @ronniesaunders388 3 года назад

    🤣yass dave fucking love you ripping into wee nippy jimmy crankie pure class mate 😆✌👍👍🔴⚪🔵

  • @Chronicelbu
    @Chronicelbu 3 года назад +2

    This is hilarious i cant lie 🤣 🤣

  • @simmiesim321
    @simmiesim321 3 года назад

    Great video folks .... get stuck into that sturgeon lad Scotland’s shame 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😂🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿😂we can’t stand the poisoned dwarf either

  • @LookingForLloyd
    @LookingForLloyd 3 года назад

    I'm eating Garner's pickled onions while watching your vid :-) due to your recommendation. Very nice they are too!

  • @Zubby01482
    @Zubby01482 3 года назад +1

    I think BVM watches Alex Belfield..? Gannet McCranky from the hunaniknuland😂😂

    • @BlueVanMan
      @BlueVanMan  3 года назад +1

      I watch the lot mate 😉

  • @Redsnapper123
    @Redsnapper123 3 года назад +2

    15 percent you crazy BVM!!!!

  • @Dave_H834
    @Dave_H834 3 года назад

    8:04 that’s a hero swig Dave. lol.

  • @Micky1884
    @Micky1884 3 года назад +1

    What's up with the lighting Bigman?:

    • @BlueVanMan
      @BlueVanMan  3 года назад +1

      My sister has just asked the same thing. I think its because I have insulated the conservatory roof

  • @Redsnapper123
    @Redsnapper123 3 года назад +3

    Stop all the albaphobia mate it’s just elite stuff trying to divide us. I know you don’t mean it in a nasty way but it gradually chips away at people these repetitive jokes.

    • @simmiesim321
      @simmiesim321 3 года назад

      Chip off too another channel then 😴😴😴😴

  • @J4g3r
    @J4g3r 3 года назад +2

    Top content this
    All that's missing is the park bench 🤣

  • @caroleweston2961
    @caroleweston2961 3 года назад

    Are you thinking of southern comfort dave that's a bit orangy

  • @gazmix589
    @gazmix589 3 года назад +2

    you two would be great stoned lol

  • @stateofmind91
    @stateofmind91 3 года назад

    I've had some of this before, it's absolutely disgusting but strangely addictive. Proper rocket fuel up there with Buckfast, Special Brew, Oranjeboom and SKOL...

  • @markus6619
    @markus6619 3 года назад

    I am in fucking hysterics watching you two.....! Thank you for making a shit day great...Mark.

    • @BlueVanMan
      @BlueVanMan  3 года назад

      Glad you enjoyed it mate

  • @jenjen1959
    @jenjen1959 3 года назад

    I really wanna try these but can’t find them in brum

  • @ChimpingBulldog
    @ChimpingBulldog 3 года назад

    Turkish peppermint schapps. 65% ABV. I was merry on 2 shots. (I weighed 17 stone at the time).

  • @MikeBizzle87
    @MikeBizzle87 3 года назад

    you've rolled off all these things you've done for your daughter... big fucking deal... that's the minimum you do... that's your job as a parent... what you want a pat on the back? jeeeez

  • @WeAreThePeople1690
    @WeAreThePeople1690 3 года назад

    The daily record don't go to the top of anything anymore 🤣 They are now thought of by most of the population up here, like the sun is in liverpool. Absolute lies front to back most days.

  • @mikegillan9212
    @mikegillan9212 3 года назад

    Heard it’s a teenybopper favourite mate and the only tangerine dreams I have are Dundee United related! Love the vids tho

  • @Brad_Evans92
    @Brad_Evans92 3 года назад +1

    What’s wrong with looking after your own family , some people are absolute twat wankers 🤣.
    Proper entertaining video guys 👍🏻

  • @jenlfc9720
    @jenlfc9720 3 года назад

    And Dave and June are away 😂😂😂

  • @gazmix589
    @gazmix589 3 года назад

    @24.20 back in day when mi dad passed my bedroom door when i was with mi girlfriend it wasn't click click click it was Nom Nom Nom

  • @meister_harris5623
    @meister_harris5623 3 года назад

    Stood washing me car, got me earphones in and just listening to this has made me look like a maniac laughing while washing the car.. very good!

  • @tomcjuggins
    @tomcjuggins 3 года назад

    Sticky Vicky!!! 🤣

  • @thecussingmonkey6159
    @thecussingmonkey6159 3 года назад

    Hey dave, I got that peri peri kebab thing from aldi you did a review on, f*cking spot on! Well worth the £4.99!!!

    • @BlueVanMan
      @BlueVanMan  3 года назад +1

      Glad to be of help mate

    • @thecussingmonkey6159
      @thecussingmonkey6159 3 года назад

      @@BlueVanMan definitely a good Friday night meal, have you tried aldi's lager? I'm currently trying one called 'galahad' in a blue can, (a fosters rip off) but for £2 something it ain't bad!! Try it please if you can I'd love to see your reaction 🙂

    • @thecussingmonkey6159
      @thecussingmonkey6159 3 года назад

      *£2 something for a 4 pack 😎

    • @BlueVanMan
      @BlueVanMan  3 года назад +1

      I'll check it out

    • @thecussingmonkey6159
      @thecussingmonkey6159 3 года назад

      @@BlueVanMan awesome can't wait to hear your opinion.. I'm gonna stock up I think, for cheap beer it gets a pass from me

  • @donavandonavan4849
    @donavandonavan4849 3 года назад

    They always sell these around Christmas like a mixed lot and they're all nasty and not drinkable

  • @notmanynamesleft
    @notmanynamesleft 3 года назад

    Jimmy Krankeh 😂🤣

  • @andrewritchie7065
    @andrewritchie7065 3 года назад

    Sticky Vicky 🤣 benidorm special

  • @markjones3053
    @markjones3053 3 года назад

    Daughter and boyfriend sound like Kevin and Perry then

  • @sevenman9672
    @sevenman9672 3 года назад +1

    Had this the other day

  • @jamiemason4465
    @jamiemason4465 3 года назад

    Why don’t u cover leicetser city games anymore?

    • @BlueVanMan
      @BlueVanMan  3 года назад

      I have been busy mate. I was going to do the Utd game but thought people would say I have only done because we beat Utd and I was on the piss Sunday. But I will do them.

    • @jamiemason4465
      @jamiemason4465 2 года назад

      @@BlueVanMan come on Dave bring it back for the new season, your practically the only Leicester fan w an audience and with current state of the team we need to know ur opinions

  • @stevencoyne4971
    @stevencoyne4971 3 года назад

    Brilliant !😂😂😂😂😂

  • @markjones3053
    @markjones3053 3 года назад

    Mad as hatters….funny as fook

    • @simmiesim321
      @simmiesim321 3 года назад

      More comments than Paul roberts 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @ashtonhibbert5256
    @ashtonhibbert5256 3 года назад +1

    Hey blue van man, love your videos, if you liked my comment I would be over the moon

    • @BlueVanMan
      @BlueVanMan  3 года назад +2

      Do better than that. I can say hello and thanks for watching ✌

  • @dan1strike
    @dan1strike 3 года назад +1

    You've spelt 'Offended' wrong Dave

    • @BlueVanMan
      @BlueVanMan  3 года назад +1

      Cheers Dan. I was drunk

    • @simmiesim321
      @simmiesim321 3 года назад

      Bore off 😴😴😴😴😴

    • @dan1strike
      @dan1strike 3 года назад

      @@simmiesim321 bye then

  • @yroppoor
    @yroppoor 3 года назад

    this stuff is toooo sweet also bad shits the nextday

  • @therealgamerwill3772
    @therealgamerwill3772 2 года назад

    best video ever!!!

  • @peterdyer8789
    @peterdyer8789 3 года назад

    Tangerine dream

  • @C_Pedro13
    @C_Pedro13 3 года назад

    Made me laugh this one Dave😅

    • @BlueVanMan
      @BlueVanMan  3 года назад +1

      Brilliant. Thanks for the input mate

  • @davidn8103
    @davidn8103 3 года назад

    Damn so everybody needs to do feck all for there kids now then lol

  • @famousno7
    @famousno7 3 года назад

    This video is chaos 😂👏

  • @allan612
    @allan612 3 года назад +1

    Bad head next day

  • @lozimba1259
    @lozimba1259 3 года назад

    Next video the new Baileys Red Velvet Cupcake..😎👍💪💪💪

  • @peterdyer8789
    @peterdyer8789 3 года назад

    Rocket fuel dave

  • @AloneForever100
    @AloneForever100 3 года назад

    where can you buy this bottle?

  • @parasinthephilippines
    @parasinthephilippines 3 года назад

    Knocking them out of the park tonight big blue balloon

  • @tyrionlannister2876
    @tyrionlannister2876 3 года назад

    Top bloke 🤙🏻 loved this

  • @nichs
    @nichs 3 года назад +1

    😆😆🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek
    @DerekDerekDerekDerekDerekDerek 3 года назад

    I'm offended

  • @iamskrybz
    @iamskrybz 3 года назад

    How dare you buy your daughter a car, and pay for driving lessons and give her a roof and feed her. Terrible behaviour and it shouldnt be allowed to happen u horrible person. I dont know how u sleep at night knowin what uve done 😔😔😔

    • @BlueVanMan
      @BlueVanMan  3 года назад +1

      If only I had taken her Portugal on holiday and left her alone while me and June went out on the piss.

    • @iamskrybz
      @iamskrybz 3 года назад

      @@BlueVanMan savage 😂😂😂

  • @KiwiSR8
    @KiwiSR8 3 года назад

    Im Back 👌

    • @BlueVanMan
      @BlueVanMan  3 года назад +1

      Where you been?

    • @KiwiSR8
      @KiwiSR8 3 года назад

      @@BlueVanMan sleeping 😂 back for the next adventure 😁

  • @markjones3053
    @markjones3053 3 года назад

    Ya joking dave…it’s up to you what you do with your family…you always get one bud,havnt seen ya for a while….think I’ve seen scott do this….turned him into a caveman🤣🤣🤣

  • @aquatic_donut
    @aquatic_donut 3 года назад

    Hilary is just jelly lol

  • @barryhughes6231
    @barryhughes6231 3 года назад

    Get june took up the Asda mr sheen

  • @kizzyfarrell9340
    @kizzyfarrell9340 3 года назад

    Nice review bvm and june

  • @benmiller7690
    @benmiller7690 3 года назад

    Just waiting for a follow up comment from hillary to make me laugh hahaha get it up her good on ya dave

  • @peterdyer8789
    @peterdyer8789 3 года назад

    Can you run your car on it dragon fuel ⛽

  • @Sid-Cannon
    @Sid-Cannon 3 года назад

    Clangers beer :)

  • @marksimpkin9490
    @marksimpkin9490 3 года назад

    Ace Dave 👍🏻

  • @NorthWalesspearfishing
    @NorthWalesspearfishing 3 года назад

    its filth ahahaha

  • @stevelamport7862
    @stevelamport7862 3 года назад

    im bad 9 %

  • @RalphWiggum.1
    @RalphWiggum.1 3 года назад

    Joe Bidet

  • @Quadrex7
    @Quadrex7 3 года назад

    Classic bvm

  • @RPT369
    @RPT369 3 года назад

    xd

  • @jenjen1959
    @jenjen1959 3 года назад

    Ignore the haters they’re just jealous

    • @BlueVanMan
      @BlueVanMan  3 года назад +1

      I take the piss out of them.