All I want for christmas is exploits

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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2024

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  • @randomnothingness6557
    @randomnothingness6557 Год назад +503

    Gmod is probably the best place for tolling like this bc most of the admins and mods aren't aware enough to stop feeding the troll. Especially on RP servers.

    • @KyuDoesCode
      @KyuDoesCode 9 месяцев назад +8

      love tolling

    • @arkhalis9999
      @arkhalis9999 6 месяцев назад +2

      @@KyuDoesCode me too!!1111

  • @alisandro33
    @alisandro33 Год назад +194

    "there's nothing in the rules that says i can't use a nuclear warhead" made me laugh really hard

  • @TranscorpHR
    @TranscorpHR 11 месяцев назад +215

    the fact that you can be arrested for something as simple as a fuckin' prank call is shocking
    gmod servers are devolving at an unfathomable pace

    • @soldier22881
      @soldier22881 9 месяцев назад +9

      just like society in general

    • @espressonoob
      @espressonoob 6 месяцев назад +4

      they've always been bad

    • @bearishplane17
      @bearishplane17 11 дней назад

      in IRL you can also be arrested for prank calling, so it isn't far off.

  • @operationd--msday
    @operationd--msday 11 месяцев назад +47

    20:09 "countless dead"
    Gotta love that professional angry British news reporter voice.

    • @ThePhantom4516
      @ThePhantom4516 4 месяца назад

      a priorly uncharted level of mental illness in that guy, holy shit

  • @gues.t
    @gues.t Год назад +90

    0:16 38 fps, 560 ping, and like 50 people talking. the classic gmod experience

  • @JimMilton-ej6zi
    @JimMilton-ej6zi Год назад +111

    There's nothing worse in gmod than a "rules for thee but not for me" style of moderating. If moderators and admins aren't treated 1:1 the same as regular people, then they shouldn't be playing at all, just overseeing and judging impartially. But I guess that's what happens when 14 year olds who have nothing going for them IRL are going to do when given a slight amount of power.

  • @Shmeky.
    @Shmeky. Год назад +437

    Breeding session starts in 5 hours

    • @acballer
      @acballer 11 месяцев назад +31

      I'm in

    • @Snaftis
      @Snaftis 11 месяцев назад +83

      it seems i missed the 5 hour timer by a 10 month margin, any chance you could do it again?

    • @jukedbyw1tch
      @jukedbyw1tch 11 месяцев назад +4

      ​@@Snaftisme too 😢

    • @wouldyouratherr905
      @wouldyouratherr905 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@Snaftissame

    • @nkk01
      @nkk01 11 месяцев назад +2

      @@Snaftisi reckon we can start another if more keep coming. i’m in!

  • @Chreeeis
    @Chreeeis 2 месяца назад +14

    As someone who lives for content that hunts down weirdos in gmod/second life, 19:35 this dude grilling the poor “medic” like a drill sergeant is one of the most insane things I’ve seen.

  • @aidanguy2182
    @aidanguy2182 11 месяцев назад +152

    How in gods name did you even manage to do any of this. Didn't even know GMOD had an exploiting community like this, been playing for so long too. Nice vid though, had a good laugh.

    • @thesucc990
      @thesucc990 11 месяцев назад +12

      Third party cheat programs I think

    • @OneZerky
      @OneZerky 10 месяцев назад +23

      @@thesucc990 inserting your own scripts/code into assets probably or directly to server

    • @SavathunSussyImpostor
      @SavathunSussyImpostor 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@OneZerky idk something tells me it isn't a backdoor thingy like that

    • @OneZerky
      @OneZerky 10 месяцев назад +5

      @@SavathunSussyImpostor it 100% is

    • @KyuDoesCode
      @KyuDoesCode 9 месяцев назад +15

      @@OneZerky It 50% is, Net exploits, game bugs, and backdoors are commonly used.

  • @jamesfisher4388
    @jamesfisher4388 Год назад +42

    I like how nobody tries to rp anything out

    • @MalcolmReynoldsfromDarkSouls
      @MalcolmReynoldsfromDarkSouls  Год назад +80

      rp in gmod is just follow the rules and get policed

    • @maggotdog2176
      @maggotdog2176 Год назад +6

      lol that's so funny and true, why is gmod an abuse of power dynamics simulator @@MalcolmReynoldsfromDarkSouls

    • @TheRealTorG
      @TheRealTorG 9 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@MalcolmReynoldsfromDarkSoulssociety

    • @4storyboss
      @4storyboss 7 месяцев назад

      @@MalcolmReynoldsfromDarkSouls that reminds me of the communistic dictatorial regime

  • @thomaskriegeer-hinck1778
    @thomaskriegeer-hinck1778 Год назад +185

    17:55 and onwards
    Malcom: "Holy sh!t you sound fat."
    Guy: "I mean.. I >AM< fat, but that's beside the point"
    Guy's a fat chad!

    • @globlinLIVE
      @globlinLIVE Год назад +15

      protos arent chads

    • @banshreee
      @banshreee 2 месяца назад +1

      i respect him for saying that lmao, what a chad

  • @fs0cieety
    @fs0cieety Год назад +168

    38 minutes? This is the best present I ever got. Thank you Malcolm 😍😍😍😍
    Edit: I am crying with laughter. Old MW2 lobby vibe. People take video games too seriously nowadays. You are our saviour, Malcolm.

    • @AsherTheModder
      @AsherTheModder Год назад +2

      Mans great I'mma subscribe after i finish binge watching

  • @yaboi-om4vt
    @yaboi-om4vt Год назад +48

    **Joins server**
    **Spams nukes**
    **Refuses to elaborate further**
    **Crashes server**

  • @tangyorange6509
    @tangyorange6509 8 месяцев назад +8

    I need to learn how to do this. 10 years of gmod and this seems like the only fun left for me

    • @zh9664
      @zh9664 4 дня назад

      i know right, i feel the same way. any luck on that?

  • @stephen2224
    @stephen2224 7 месяцев назад +5

    Hello, Malcolm Reynolds.
    I quite enjoy your Gerald's Modification content. I have gifted a subscription to your channel for future viewing as well. Continue producing this please and there wil be more where that came from, Malcolm.

  • @Calalden
    @Calalden Год назад +13

    I love the framing of the guy in the beginning. Fucking gold

  • @Wizzy88
    @Wizzy88 Год назад +60

    It's a Christmas miracle, thanks to the chuds who made this possible 🙏🏻

    • @dermerp2577
      @dermerp2577 Год назад +2

      Malcolm spawns nukes on 'em

  • @Dremaus1911
    @Dremaus1911 9 месяцев назад +9

    "fuck i lost him"
    "are you a schizo?"

  • @BruhMoment-yg6jv
    @BruhMoment-yg6jv 8 месяцев назад +3

    The DOT NET FRAMEWORK 💀💀💀

  • @_ArsNova
    @_ArsNova Год назад +39

    Thank for you doing the public a service Malcolm.

  • @Iamgoopy
    @Iamgoopy 11 месяцев назад +25

    all i want for christmas this year is for Malcom to come back

  • @Guys_its_me_Chris
    @Guys_its_me_Chris 6 месяцев назад +2

    These are some of the most hilarious gmod videos I’ve ever seen

  • @darksoulsismycity
    @darksoulsismycity Год назад +21

    15 seconds in and it's already better than disney's starwars

  • @acceptablecasualty5319
    @acceptablecasualty5319 Год назад +15

    Did you guys know Malcom stages all his Comments? It's true, i was the send button

  • @pretzel1611
    @pretzel1611 11 месяцев назад +11

    this is the best gmod griefing ive ever seen

    • @evangamingrealofficial
      @evangamingrealofficial 11 месяцев назад

      lol

    • @evangamingrealofficial
      @evangamingrealofficial 11 месяцев назад

      try bub games

    • @pretzel1611
      @pretzel1611 11 месяцев назад

      yeah ive watched most his stuff,bub is great.@@evangamingrealofficial

    • @lordvoxelrot8834
      @lordvoxelrot8834 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@evangamingrealofficialif bub games used the same tactics as this guy and admen he'd be unstoppable

    • @zh9664
      @zh9664 4 дня назад

      @@lordvoxelrot8834 I KNOW RIGHT

  • @reaper2134
    @reaper2134 Год назад +7

    bro is like the noobdog of gmod this shit fire content fr please keep making it

  • @EtutEagl
    @EtutEagl 11 месяцев назад +14

    Honestly, it'd be funny if you got on a server and did stuff to 1 person, and 1 person only, keeping it minimal to drive that one person insane, while everyone around them thinks they are going insane.

  • @JeromeShitposter
    @JeromeShitposter Год назад +15

    sick dark souls content, keep it up!

  • @mrbobmanbob
    @mrbobmanbob Год назад +7

    going into SCP roleplay to sell lebanese lambs

    • @zh9664
      @zh9664 4 дня назад

      some bub games shit

  • @Tread1
    @Tread1 Год назад +7

    >stay warm out there
    Malcolm I live in Minnesota and its cold as fuck and we have like 10 feet of snow on the ground, can you TP me out of here

  • @White_Tiger93
    @White_Tiger93 Год назад +5

    "chinese hacker"
    lmao

  • @ConfirmedZer0
    @ConfirmedZer0 Год назад +58

    Wish there was more content like this on RUclips. Only other video similar to this one is an aimbot compilation on darkrp servers, not really too special.
    Keep up the good and funny work :D

    • @spikeyouw
      @spikeyouw Год назад +3

      Watch Bubgames I think his name is. Good time that one.

    • @ConfirmedZer0
      @ConfirmedZer0 Год назад +13

      @@spikeyouw As much as Bub likes to troll on DarkRP servers, I don't think he really uses exploits nearly to the same extent as Malcolm here.

    • @ShabeelExploits
      @ShabeelExploits Год назад +1

      Look up the two names at 0:25 specifically admen he has another montage like this 50minutes long

    • @sIurz
      @sIurz Год назад +1

      Admen and chip

    • @hardboiled2987
      @hardboiled2987 Год назад

      @spikeyouw Wut hes not even related. He just joins servers and RDMs. He doesnt use exploits (the main entertaining factor of this video as stated by OP)

  • @Yakubian1995
    @Yakubian1995 9 месяцев назад +1

    The jedi couldnt stop the might of the military industrial complex

  • @KarmaHauntsYou
    @KarmaHauntsYou Год назад +2

    Anytime Malcolm uploads it's like fucking Christmas.

  • @brave1
    @brave1 Год назад +3

    lmfao we're getting backdoored we're getting backdoored

  • @biggusgaming3564
    @biggusgaming3564 11 месяцев назад +3

    this man is a god please upload more

  • @mossydirt4541
    @mossydirt4541 Месяц назад

    *Destroying a Gmod event and making a grown man cry*
    "Wow, Malcolm, it's was great to have you here, you're a funny guy"

  • @Brian-yk5fr
    @Brian-yk5fr Год назад +10

    Malcolm this rocks please make more

  • @staple5408
    @staple5408 Год назад +4

    The medic guy holy shit💀

    • @Venusandbeyond
      @Venusandbeyond Год назад

      He was definitely having a mental breakdown lmfao

  • @JamalTheCreamMachine
    @JamalTheCreamMachine 8 месяцев назад +2

    There’s always the one British guy who keeps complaining and won’t stop talking until the problem gets fixed

  • @Oxide_does_his_best
    @Oxide_does_his_best Год назад +4

    Thanks Malcolm

    • @yarghhargh9345
      @yarghhargh9345 Год назад

      @@MalcolmReynoldsfromDarkSouls Oxide is a big get for the channel, gz

  • @BLODSWIPER
    @BLODSWIPER Год назад +69

    Have you ever been in a server that you actually had a super hard time exploiting into / was not able to exploit into?

    • @hoobmunkism
      @hoobmunkism Год назад +76

      all of this content is fake, he scripts it with bub games

    • @wealthybone2990
      @wealthybone2990 Год назад

      @@hoobmunkism how do you know?

    • @hoobmunkism
      @hoobmunkism Год назад +48

      a magician never reveals his secrets

    • @rapidtrap787
      @rapidtrap787 Год назад +2

      @@MalcolmReynoldsfromDarkSouls i thought he was guy at 17:56 🤔

    • @Pozun570
      @Pozun570 Год назад +2

      @@rapidtrap787*cricket noises*

  • @satiricalgaming4202
    @satiricalgaming4202 Месяц назад

    greedo's laughter hahaha. these were the good old days xP

  • @Clockdrive
    @Clockdrive Год назад +2

    WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO ANOTHER ONE DEAD ANOTHER MAN DEAD MEDIC WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO

  • @5554-c1i
    @5554-c1i Год назад +19

    Killing the other party in admin sits will never not be funny

  • @Apice.
    @Apice. Год назад +5

    i mean i am fat but thats beside the point

  • @tactic4795
    @tactic4795 11 месяцев назад +3

    13:38 made me lose it bro shit was hilarous

  • @schizophrenic1055
    @schizophrenic1055 Год назад +4

    This was a nice christmas story

  • @musicfanatic1959
    @musicfanatic1959 11 месяцев назад +2

    Bro is the villian

  • @emona5776
    @emona5776 8 месяцев назад +2

    It's always the English ones that end up taking their video games too seriously.

  • @yeayea115
    @yeayea115 8 месяцев назад +1

    "What a fuckin gigachad"

  • @GuyWhoIsMadAtEverything
    @GuyWhoIsMadAtEverything Месяц назад

    30:30 “hammond ult” LMAO

  • @matt_games_5544
    @matt_games_5544 Месяц назад

    This whole video is comedy gold

  • @RealMichaelJJordan
    @RealMichaelJJordan Год назад +4

    What a great way to spend new year’s!

  • @jiddkk
    @jiddkk Год назад +5

    My Resolution for 2023 is rewatching all Malcolm Videos.
    Twice.

  • @MrAquaElements
    @MrAquaElements Год назад +4

    bro im dying please more, the nukes are insane

  • @adamjones5325
    @adamjones5325 9 месяцев назад +1

    This is the funniest shit got me laughing at 4am waking my gf up then getting slapped for it lmao so worth sleeping on the sofa 😂

  • @thebaum64
    @thebaum64 Год назад +2

    ah yes! back door ends!

  • @NoName-xv5nn
    @NoName-xv5nn Год назад

    You know shits gonna get fucked when you hear the bomb make the distinct two-tone noise

  • @Dumb_Daft_Dim_Lafoole
    @Dumb_Daft_Dim_Lafoole 9 месяцев назад

    i think its a bit silly just seeing errors appear around you without anything to notify you of its appearance

  • @YungYugen
    @YungYugen 8 месяцев назад

    this is a great valentine’s day treat even a year later

  • @nuclearfrog306
    @nuclearfrog306 Месяц назад

    >blatant wallhack
    >"exploit"

  • @yankedoodle7878
    @yankedoodle7878 Год назад +7

    loved the video please continue to make more in the new year.

  • @montana4026
    @montana4026 Год назад +4

    The perfect gift for New Year
    Happy New Year!

  • @PAPAJohns_925
    @PAPAJohns_925 11 месяцев назад +3

    Post more videos please I’ve watched all your videos ,Why have you left all of us!

  • @JoJoJo20233
    @JoJoJo20233 10 месяцев назад +3

    What happened to malcom is he alive? Did he get arrested? Has he settled down with a hot girl and has kids? I hope youre all good legend

  • @TheWanderer1000000
    @TheWanderer1000000 Год назад +2

    Perfect christmas present. I was shock and fucking hated it. Sweet sweet revenge.

  • @FadeFlores
    @FadeFlores Год назад +3

    We need more

  • @iamgodincarnate1234
    @iamgodincarnate1234 10 месяцев назад

    what a jolly man spreading all this Christmas spirit!

  • @inline2762
    @inline2762 Год назад +3

    Great stuff, Happy new year!

  • @James66344
    @James66344 11 месяцев назад +4

    I see, you use the Defib addon to overflow attack servers

  • @NicholasEzclapz
    @NicholasEzclapz Год назад +7

    You're welcome for the help on finding those exploits!

  • @DrMurdercock
    @DrMurdercock 9 месяцев назад +1

    to be fair, the star waars boys didnt deserve it

  • @DiabolicCrusher
    @DiabolicCrusher Год назад

    Now this is peak comedy.

  • @jacefromthere286
    @jacefromthere286 7 месяцев назад

    Why the hell is that one British guy mad at the medic.

  • @Firestar-hk3lq
    @Firestar-hk3lq 7 месяцев назад

    never change buddy, never change

  • @kino6904
    @kino6904 11 месяцев назад

    nice to make an appearance - Kino

  • @RealWillington
    @RealWillington 11 месяцев назад +2

    How do you do it Malcolm teach me, I will dedicate my life to being a silly little guy

  • @Zeep_goblin
    @Zeep_goblin 11 месяцев назад +1

    Bro could make a career off this content.

  • @mrmac2340
    @mrmac2340 Год назад

    Its good to see Malcolm turning over a new leaf.

  • @benkohut3121
    @benkohut3121 Год назад +1

    Holy shit let’s go! Another Malcom upload.

  • @kenan7069
    @kenan7069 11 месяцев назад +2

    The gears of war edit at 22:13 was quality hahaha

  • @shrekrecker
    @shrekrecker Год назад +3

    i love you raynolds

  • @PhonePhone-sf8te
    @PhonePhone-sf8te 11 месяцев назад +1

    We miss you malcolm

  • @MEICKK
    @MEICKK Год назад +1

    What a blessing, thanks for the upload

  • @BrumEldar
    @BrumEldar 3 месяца назад

    thank you for your service

  • @maxxz365
    @maxxz365 11 месяцев назад +1

    Malcolm Christmas of 2023?

  • @russo1501
    @russo1501 12 дней назад

    22:51 Better that the sequels

  • @DavedMacrol
    @DavedMacrol 7 месяцев назад

    Dude said his income aint a joke. My brother in Christ if it was not a joke guarantee it would have not been spent on gmod.

  • @spud7911
    @spud7911 Год назад +6

    Malcolm always dishing out good shit 🍄

  • @EnclaveTrooper1
    @EnclaveTrooper1 Год назад

    >uploads a vid a week after christmas

  • @limbothebiggay1709
    @limbothebiggay1709 Год назад

    "I look like burnt chicken"

  • @basedlord
    @basedlord Год назад

    hella fun watching videos on source server takeovers in 2023. reminds me of Rcon Exploits on CS:S from a decade ago

  • @GarlemaldInformatum
    @GarlemaldInformatum Год назад +1

    9:16 I would never let a guy who sounded like this in any seat of administration. If you can't articulate policy without slurring all over yourself you shouldn't be in any position to delegate.

    • @GarlemaldInformatum
      @GarlemaldInformatum Год назад +1

      - .. That is to say. What the fuck is wrong with the people who run these places?

    • @gnerus1972
      @gnerus1972 10 месяцев назад

      @@GarlemaldInformatum teenagers are rats when you give them any modicum of power and control. nobody else would dedicate their free time to moderating Gmod servers, so servers owners just don't care.

  • @TheManeymon
    @TheManeymon Год назад +1

    always nice to see another one of these

  • @cagethelonewolf
    @cagethelonewolf 11 месяцев назад +2

    breaking ilr but jailing you for asking if it was the pissy department, always people getting offended for other people who aren't, the incompetence of them not being able to figure out your the ome spawning errors due to you staring them down

  • @cosmicowl7943
    @cosmicowl7943 Год назад +7

    I just hopped on a server and heard your voice and once the server crashed I realized it was you

    • @MalcolmReynoldsfromDarkSouls
      @MalcolmReynoldsfromDarkSouls  Год назад +20

      I haven't been on gmod for a while so you're lying!

    • @alastor8091
      @alastor8091 Год назад +3

      ​@MalcolmReynoldsfromDarkSouls where are you ;-;?

    • @darealmrog
      @darealmrog 11 месяцев назад +1

      @@MalcolmReynoldsfromDarkSouls yea where are you dude? we want more your videos are amazing

  • @Sweze
    @Sweze 2 месяца назад

    its a bloody miracle

  • @bubbajoe117
    @bubbajoe117 Год назад +1

    Merr Grimace, Happy New Rear

  • @Gragas339
    @Gragas339 11 месяцев назад

    i checked if it was my discord getting a notif for the first 4 minutes of the video , this gotta be your biggest exploit 🗣💯