Did Alex Jones buy a canoe instead of a clutch bag? - Would I Lie to You? Series 9 Episode 3 - BBC
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Watch the BBC first on iPlayer 👉 bbc.in/iPlayer... Programme website: bbc.in/1N7kgsA The One Show's Alex Jones insists she mistakenly bought a canoe online instead of a vintage handbag and must face a grilling from David Mitchell, Greg Davies and Rick Edwards.
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"Make do with the canoe"
That is now my life motto
Is it still your life motto 6 years on?
In fact on modern computers, they've taken the 'Canoe' button off the keyboard
It’s true, my computer doesn’t have one.
Mine has one plus it has even got windows! But it's a very old model indeed...
Just to say Alex Jones is not only beautiful but a lovely person as well.
She was 2 years older than me in Maes yr Yrfa school - a small secondary school in Carmarthenshire - and she was such a nice person. Ambitious yes but never in an unkind selfish way.
I had the pleasure of sitting next to her on a flight from Gatwick to Dublin about 5 years back. We actually had a great chat for the entire journey. Admittedly, I never watch the One Show or didn’t know much about her (although I did know who she was) but it was the first time I ever had any sort of in-depth conversation with a celebrity for as long as we did. It was quite refreshing to see that she wasn’t in any way “above herself”. It was a very pleasant hour or so.
Well that wasn't quite the Alex Jones I was expecting.
This is the good Alex Jones
My god that would an episode and a half
"Alex, that's definitely a lie"
"I once forgot the names of my children because I had eaten too much chili at lunch"
"but the water DOES turn the frogs gay!"
The accelerator and clutch bag is where you put all your gear
Boom boom
Lee Mack should have said it!
It was obviously true. That kind of thing isn't unusual on e-bay at all. Plus she seemed to relaxed telling the story that she was having to make it up on the spot.
How is it not unusual? What is happening?
I would get it if it was part of some sort of scam, but like David said "You think he was luring people in with a vintage bag?".
I ordered a set of 2 stamps and received a set of house keys to a flat in London, I live in Australia.
+ImGrumpher Wait, so did the flat come with the keys, or were the stamps just insanely expensive?
singingxpanda Well i mean i could get in the flat if i wanted to i suppose, but it's a bit out of the way, stamps werent expensive just was shipped the wrong item
She's so lovely, trying to get John Cooper Clarke involved after he was being quiet
seemed awkward and patronising to me, it is normal for the team members of the person telling the truth/lie to not contribute much
@@outsidespac3 I don't think she meant to be patronising and he got a good laugh out of his response in fairness
@@Killerkwoi13 Maybe it's just the way it's been edited but I have no idea why she re-iterates "99 pence John" at 1:30 as if he hadn't been following the story or something - it's clear from his perplexed reaction that he doesn't understand why she said it either, and doesn't know how to respond. 1:54-2:07 proves beyond any doubt that he had no idea why she was asking if he was in, and was actually kind of irritated by it. I don't know what her intention was but it was an awkward moment that should have been left on the cutting room floor.
@@outsidespac3 100%. It's like she tried making him look like the dafty because she was through buying a canoe. He got his own back though "7 times outta 10 people make do with the canoe" lol
@@outsidespac3 I think she was trying to make it look like she was buying time to think up the rest of the story. I've noticed that she would do little tricks like that. For example: when they would be saying how they know today's guest, she would react to the stories of her fellow team members as if she believed them even though it turned out that she was the one who knew the guest.
7/10 people make DO with tha CANOE
"...an air of dead people."
**sniffing sounds from Lee**
🤣🤣🤣
John's a great sport for comedy!
"Oh, you silly boys." Hehe
i know right, from the person who bought a canoe! :D haha
Was about to say. Says the person who legitimately thought this was some kind of money making scheme from a guy wanting to get rid of canoes by selling them to women wanting clutch bags. Instead of, you know, an honest mistake.
Karsten it’s not that deep, it was an offhand comment
Wouldn't mind her calling me that
Alex is so so wonderfully funny, The One Show doesn't really do her justice.
It wasn't Alex who was being funny, it was the guys around her doing all the banter, especially John.
@@JonTechilovsky To each their own!
She's been on two shows
@@polycrystallinecandy Hi, maybe 3??
We've got an Alex Jones back in the States. Quite a nut job. He doesn't even have a canoe.
He’s usually up the creek without a paddle either.
maybe he has her clutch bag
I didn't know Panama was part of USA
YOU'RE NOT A CANOE, YOU'RE A FAKE AND A FRAUD
I can actually imagine him wanting a canoe and accidently buying a clutch bag
1:53 I thought this response was magnificent by Jon.
Back when things were listed alphabetically. She's pressed the button above the one she wanted.
right, she bid 30 bucks and got a thousand dollar canoe which would cost hundreds to ship
@@johnmonk66 Have you heard of eBay before? That's pretty much how it works, things get sold for the bid regardless of value...
That's logical I never even gave that a thought.. She could have ended up with cannabis
Early ebay was always glitching like that. I bid on some collectable dinky toys for my dad but ‘won’ a set of colouring books with colour pencils!
Either the make up people on that show are magicians or her skin is turly flawless
I met her in the services on the M4 once. She looks pretty much like that, flawless.
jca111 what a romantic place to go for a first date
@@elliotyamamoto38 😂😂☠️
flawless. Welsh are often so.
I... _am_ half Welsh.
@@henrietta9206 does that make you flawsome? I'm only 1/8 Welsh, and everyone who knows me agrees that I'm flawful.
She is gorgeous
When Alex asked John if he was in at 99p he could have said if he was in for another penny he'd be in for a pound
when she asked "99p are you still in" why did NO ONE go "in for a penny in for a pound"? the setup was perfect!
Because you weren't there
Because that’s not funny
+qqWill Morris shut down
I'd pay money to have her called me a "silly boy"
Jason Pham I’ll do it for free
Elite Mangudai lol you haven’t seen me
I very much agree
Based
you thought you'd smash? silly boy
The mixup was in the brand *"Clutch bag canoes!"* and that was the whole gimmick explained in their Moto! *"Less complicated w/o the petals!"*
this is my favorite Alex Jones look
This was entirely plausible, I remember when people used to bid on what they later find out was the box a Playstation console came in and not the console itself.
I love her dry humour 😂
Christ her teeth are just amazingly perfect, it's positively blinding
Me: Mom, can we watch Alex Jones?
Mom: No, we have Alex Jones at home.
*Alex Jones at home*
your construction of the joke implies, that this is the shitty version of Alex Jones.
Except Alex Jones at home is 10 times more gorgeous
alex jones is the most gorgeus woman on british tv, for sure
19 people wouldn't make do with the canoe
"silly boys"
I think you'll find, Alex, that you're the one who bid on a red canoe thinking it was a vintage handbag. 😂
The face she makes after she read it.
Alex, many Americans and Canadians would be extremely happy if you'd just look at the camera and scream that the frogs are turning gay.
I'd love to have a bag I could keep my car's clutch in.
UK has some of the most gorgeous presenters.
dresef Rob would be so happy to hear that.
Yeah and yet I've heard a stereotype that British women are ugly! Never believe stereotypes!
rob is quite good-looking, yes.
Well Europe has some gorgeous Birds .....
thats why Asian , African and Middle East want to settle here
I do enjoy the comments when Alex is on the show.
“32 pounds. You still in, John?” 😂😂😂
Never vote against "crazy happened and the internet was involved". Rookies.
Alex Jones is such a babe.
prettiest voice in the world. yum
You'd need the canou to investigate if the friggin frogs are gay.
Captain Ahab ROTFLMAO
Alex Jones can call me a silly boy anytime she likes.
Check Gary's hard drive someone
I like Alex Jones, I'm too afraid to search for more videos of her, though, RUclips will be recommending Info Wars to me for months
I still dont believe its true.
It is, "Canoe" is a brand of vintage purses and jewelry
Alex Jones is extremely doable.
Something tells me you won't be the one doing the doing.
Why aren't you normally this witty?
She can turn my frogs gay
It must be the chemicals in the water
Canoeable, in fact
Great video
Great deal.
Where was the accidental part of this? She bought a handbag. Someone tried to give her a canoe instead. Whatever mix up happened, seems to have happened after the bidding and through no fault of her own.
of course now Ebay is much better, and you can buy ghosts there
Alex is soooo pretty
There’s nothing more pretty than Alex screaming about the chemicals in the water turning the freaking frogs gay in some experiment meant to aid in the new world order
Look how insanely straight her teeth are, doesn't that freak you out? They're lovely but also remind me of the titans mouths on attack on titan.
veneers.
The canoe titan
Alex adorable
JCC's teeth are an inspiration to us all
It's a strange thing, I know I have watched this before but most of it didn't seem familiar. Is it possible aliens abducted me, took me on board their spacecraft and erased this part of my memory?
Andrew Roberts It was the cloud people.
You should ask alex jones...
@@Syrange13 Bounced on my boy's dick to this.
I'm not getting it. Did she bid on the wrong item? Or did the listing just lie? She really wasn't clear
She bid on the wrong item, she said she contacted the guy and he said he didn't have a handbag so.... canoe. The rest is probably edited out.
I want to know what she did with the canoe.
She made do.
I enjoy Alex's slightly googly eyes
She would make a lovely wife her husband is a lucky fella.
She is a very attractive lady
wtf what is this? wheres alex jones?!!
Oh, not the sake Alex jones
I can’t understand a word homeless British Bob Dylan is saying…
Alex is quite lovely
‘ I’m doing Conor mcgreager , who the foooock is that guy
"Silly boys" Errrrr Silly girl Alex Jones I think !
That's an unfortunate name!
so do you suppose she kept the canoe and truly made do?
Surprised this isn't banned.
Im surprised YOU aren't banned.
"Vin-ti-gee" stuff?...
Vintage-ey stuff. Something that's seems a bit vintage
what the hell is a clutch bag? i have a clutch in my car , is it one of those?
it's a handbag, some bags have a strap to put over the shoulder, some don't = clutchbag
@3:09
1:30 is so awkward, what response was she expecting
We're comin for ya globalists! YAAHHH!!!!
1776 will rise again
The woman who bought a canoe instead of a handbag, called the boys 'silly'. Really???
After all, it's well known that no intelligent person has ever made a foolish error at any point in the past, us geniuses are always our best selves 100% of the time.
"Silly Boy's"? She's the one who can tell the difference between a clutch bag and a canoe.
Then again this show is as authentic as The One Show has any intellectual merit. So just have a laugh with this show.
Owen Fitzgerald chill
Yeaaah right back at ye.
Yeaaah right back at ye ;)
boys*
I wish Alex Jones was as smart as she is pretty
Wrong Alex Jones. Disappointed.
Imagine the American Alex Jones on instead of this Alex Jones. That would be an interesting programme...