The rubber chicken is living the high life. Why would he come back to our ungrateful way of life? So many do not enjoy his presence and his wisdom. We miss you, rubber chicken.
I was at the dog park and was reminded of the rubber chicken. I had grabbed a dog toy that had ended up in a tree. I threw it over a pack of dogs. After a mad dash, a brown Labrador bit down and a ridiculous sound squeaked. Then squeaked again again and again. The Labrador danced around and squeaked that toy, over and over again. Every dog and every person turned and looked at the squeaking brown Labrador. It was then I realized why the squeaky toy had been up a tree.
I have taken your advice about writing my own Rant for your perusal. The longer I postpone the sending of this missive, the longer it gets. It will arrive, Lew. And as Robert Blake's "Baretta" often quipped, "You can take dat to da bank". Billions of thanks for the billions of laughs you provide.
Lewis, I refer to the delight I get from repeats; it doesn't matter how long it has been since you filmed, I still get the same Theropy. I can't have an actual therapist anymore, but you make me feel life does have worth, other than my two cats. (03/15/23)
I turned 50 today, Lew. Greetings from Hopkinsville, Ky! "But whaddo I know? I'm just a rubber chicken!" was starting to be a catchphrase, Lew. Just sayin'...but whaddo I know?
Oh Lewis I love you too 🎉❤ Hearing you cheerful about NBA makes us so happy! Grief is a journey blah blah blah it's so true though. It makes sense that The Rubber Chicken is enjoying NCAA 😉
I would feel more happy about celebrating St Patty’s Day, but the severe weather here in Texas as of late including the risk of tornadoes and dealing with the endless stupidity of my folks who wasted 3-5 months fucking things up, it kind of sours the mood for me. March went from suck to blow! 🌪
The Unlucky Tug has been terminated by RUclips for stupid bullshit reasons! It's March Madness! #JusticeForTheUnluckyTug #BringBackTheUnluckyTug #TheUnluckyTug
On the bank runs, Lewis tells it straight, but to add details: those banks were over-invested in Treasury Bonds, no investments in Crypto … so it’s actually legit the Gov’t is bailing out those T-Bonds. The Banks had customers like Coinbase, who, with dropping Crypto prices, suddenly had to pull ALL their cash. 😮 That sucked up all available liquidity, leaving only stuff like Bonds, with future payout-dates. - Bank has to sell these early, for a loss … posts billions in losses, and then Peter Thiel panics and pulls $billions more out. 💀 R.I.P. share prices.
Funny you are talking about the weather. I’m watching the Alabama vs Texas a& m game and now there is a tornado in a pasture with a tornado. Who gives a fuck! Put the game on!
"They were gay way before there was a birth control pill, you f - g idiot." This is why I listen to you - you point out things that I think of and wonder where people come up with their ideas. lol
I was convinced the show was over and everyone was leaving. We were staying at the hotel across the street. I remember being super bummed that there wasn't a rant. LOL. I won't be making that mistake again.
I feel Rubber Chicken didn't appreciate what he had, got greedy and selfish maybe. Shoulda made him into Rubber Chicken Soup For The Sole, latex version!
Liberals seem to prefer less chaos (more regulation), and conservatives want more chaos (less regulation). I would prefer enough regulation to prevent the reoccurring collapse of the economic system - if we are going to continue to suffer under capitalism.
About to go with Daily enlightenment Of course an f all the rest Weeden threw the bs ninety-eight percent of what we're doing here Don't you know can't you see can't you tell
One thing you don't cover in your opening spiel is that this bank run [SVB] was the first true social media bank run we've seen. lt happened almost instantaneously compared to the bank run in lt's A Wonderful Life. Blink and yer wiped out!
Usually you have to wait until October for the banks to find them self on the short end of the stick. I don’t know what it is about October except I was born in that month hell man the biggest drops in banking and stock history was on my 45th birthday. But October is generally the month when the stock market and the banking industry gets really really fucked up so we got that to look forward to.
Thank you, Lew, for your updates on all things March Madness, toilet scorpions, and, yes, The Rubber Chicken. I would like to address those of your audience who are Anti-Rubber Chicken, for they know not what they do. Listen up, you joy-hating heathens: i raise real chickens and those fuckers cost money AND live only about 4 to 5 years. Yes, they lay plenty of eggs, true enough, but chickens rarely make me laugh, and when they die I get to dig a hole and toss the poor fucker in and shovel dirt over my dead hardworking friend. The Rubber Chicken, however, requires no food, no water, very little shelter and, as we found out, the sounds of human laughter. No eggs? Well, DUH. It’s a RUBBER CHICKEN, you leptons. And they can live for decades. Or until your new puppy gets ahold of it. Much love, Lew. Always a pleasure. ❤
@Lewis Black, it's okay to come clean with us, and break the hard news like an egg: The Rubber Chicken it appears has left the broadcast to join a religious chicken cult, being led by a televangelist rooster. For those of you who still fly our friendly skies, you may see The Rubber Chicken the next time you are coming through the airport.
While not as well known as the Hare Krishnas, the rise of the Chicken Krishna Movement has taken its place alongside the International Society for Krishna Consciousness.
Bilas? Nance? Bardo? Dickie V ain't dead yet either. Watch Bardo if you have the chance. He actually knows basketball and you learn from him. Stephen that is.
I miss The Rubber Chicken! His timeless wisdoms benefit us all
🐣🐥🐓
He left Lewis high and dry. To broadcast on the rubber chicken network..what happened to loyalty ? I stand by my comment. 😂😂😂
oh please do bring back Rubber Chicken, he is dearly missed as he is loved and his commentary is always on point.
I miss you Rubber Chicken!!!!! ❤️❤️.
Blind Rubber Chicken. Good name for a rock band.
Thank you as always for your insight and bluntness. Hope you'll feel better soon.
But RUclips is all about censorship. Noticed all the extra ads lately?
You better not DARE say anything about them. The google is so EVIL these days.
The rubber chicken is living the high life. Why would he come back to our ungrateful way of life? So many do not enjoy his presence and his wisdom. We miss you, rubber chicken.
Thank you, Lewis and the ranters! I needed the laughs, 😀
Did not know you were on the tube. Finally! Love ya Black!
I was at the dog park and was reminded of the rubber chicken. I had grabbed a dog toy that had ended up in a tree. I threw it over a pack of dogs. After a mad dash, a brown Labrador bit down and a ridiculous sound squeaked. Then squeaked again again and again. The Labrador danced around and squeaked that toy, over and over again. Every dog and every person turned and looked at the squeaking brown Labrador. It was then I realized why the squeaky toy had been up a tree.
Grilled cheese rant was epic
LMFAO, Love ya Lew!!! Made my day so much fucking better!
Yes, Always 😊
Perfect enough 💖 Thanks Lewis
Please come to Southern Cal. We miss you so much!
Well chicken if that's how you feel I'm giving you the bird. Luv ya
"keep the windows closed" - perfect.
Indeed 😌
I have taken your advice about writing my own Rant for your perusal.
The longer I postpone the sending of this missive, the longer it gets.
It will arrive, Lew.
And as Robert Blake's "Baretta" often quipped, "You can take dat to da bank".
Billions of thanks for the billions of laughs you provide.
Maryland crabs are the best! Since I moved to the west coast, I now have them shipped to me. Worth every dollar yummm
My opinion on this rubber chicken debacle is. "Fuck that guy !!" 😂😂😂
Lewis, I refer to the delight I get from repeats; it doesn't matter how long it has been since you filmed, I still get the same Theropy. I can't have an actual therapist anymore, but you make me feel life does have worth, other than my two cats. (03/15/23)
Added two grandchildren, two parakeet's,an two kittens to agenda of life.
Please bring back The Rubber Chicken. He is the only one who makes sense in this crazy world! 😂
But RUclips is all about censorship. Noticed all the extra ads lately?
You better not DARE say anything about them. The google is so EVIL these days.
I turned 50 today, Lew. Greetings from Hopkinsville, Ky! "But whaddo I know? I'm just a rubber chicken!" was starting to be a catchphrase, Lew. Just sayin'...but whaddo I know?
Oh Lewis I love you too 🎉❤ Hearing you cheerful about NBA makes us so happy! Grief is a journey blah blah blah it's so true though. It makes sense that The Rubber Chicken is enjoying NCAA 😉
It would of been stranger if they had a sign above the Scorpion that said: *Get Over Here!!!*
Bless you Lewis America needs your humor 😂🙏🇺🇸⚖️
I love you, Uncle Lew!
Bring the Rubber Chicken back please
Love these Lewis. I miss the rubber chicken. Maybe give the rubber chicken a few cameos on the show.
BRING THE RUBBER CHICKEN BACKK LEWIS BLACK 🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤🐤💙💙🔥
Please
And bring back the chicken!
Photo bomb the selfie guy with a Yuck Fou T-shirt!
I would feel more happy about celebrating St Patty’s Day, but the severe weather here in Texas as of late including the risk of tornadoes and dealing with the endless stupidity of my folks who wasted 3-5 months fucking things up, it kind of sours the mood for me. March went from suck to blow! 🌪
The Unlucky Tug has been terminated by RUclips for stupid bullshit reasons! It's March Madness! #JusticeForTheUnluckyTug #BringBackTheUnluckyTug #TheUnluckyTug
Bring the chicken 🐔 back!
January and February are equally 'mad' in terms of the holidays. Also, I use the word arse frequently
Sago Lewis 😅 😅
I miss The Rubber Chicken as well
On the bank runs, Lewis tells it straight, but to add details: those banks were over-invested in Treasury Bonds, no investments in Crypto … so it’s actually legit the Gov’t is bailing out those T-Bonds.
The Banks had customers like Coinbase, who, with dropping Crypto prices, suddenly had to pull ALL their cash. 😮 That sucked up all available liquidity, leaving only stuff like Bonds, with future payout-dates. - Bank has to sell these early, for a loss … posts billions in losses, and then Peter Thiel panics and pulls $billions more out. 💀 R.I.P. share prices.
I miss the Rubber Chicken 🐔 8
Funny you are talking about the weather. I’m watching the Alabama vs Texas a& m game and now there is a tornado in a pasture with a tornado. Who gives a fuck! Put the game on!
Where is the rubber chicken ?? He makes the act lively!!!
I miss the intros. The goofy start to the episode. With so many re-uploads I didn't realize you were back!
Please bring back the rubber chicken. He is missed
You got rid of rubber chicken? WHAT THE FUCK!!!
As a Canadian, that part about people liking our Prime Minister didn't age so well.
"They were gay way before there was a birth control pill, you f - g idiot." This is why I listen to you - you point out things that I think of and wonder where people come up with their ideas. lol
Where’s the rubber chicken? I miss his outlook on world affairs. Pass along the following message: Ba Caa, Ba Caa, Ba Caa! 😊
What? But I'm only here for the chicken!
OMG, I was at the Hippodrome show. We left before the rant I guess. All the back lights were red for what we saw. Wish we had stayed.
I was convinced the show was over and everyone was leaving. We were staying at the hotel across the street. I remember being super bummed that there wasn't a rant. LOL. I won't be making that mistake again.
Really glad this was shared with everyone. Thanks for a great evening Lewis!
Where is that clever chicken? Miss him so much every episode, but also enjoying you taunting us after taking it away.
I feel Rubber Chicken didn't appreciate what he had, got greedy and selfish maybe. Shoulda made him into Rubber Chicken Soup For The Sole, latex version!
Thank the Baby Jesus for NCAA Mens Basketball Tournament.
Liberals seem to prefer less chaos (more regulation), and conservatives want more chaos (less regulation).
I would prefer enough regulation to prevent the reoccurring collapse of the economic system - if we are going to continue to suffer under capitalism.
About to go with Daily enlightenment
Of course an f all the rest
Weeden threw the bs ninety-eight percent of what we're doing here
Don't you know can't you see can't you tell
Maybe give the shoes to the kids that made them.
I thought the rubber chicken was dead and buried.
Lewis your comedy seems to be based on how much sucks is giving us how funny it is. The scorpion story for example.
Sometimes life bites rass "make good choices" less likely 2 b bitten
One thing you don't cover in your opening spiel is that this bank run [SVB] was the first true social media bank run we've seen. lt happened almost instantaneously compared to the bank run in lt's A Wonderful Life. Blink and yer wiped out!
Rubber chicken, a great introduction, but what do I know!
Usually you have to wait until October for the banks to find them self on the short end of the stick. I don’t know what it is about October except I was born in that month hell man the biggest drops in banking and stock history was on my 45th birthday. But October is generally the month when the stock market and the banking industry gets really really fucked up so we got that to look forward to.
For the medium size banks you can thank Trump for the failure he rolled back the rules in 2018.
You went to UNC - if you WEREN'T a basketball fan they would revoke your degree and put out a warrant for your arrest!
Thank you, Lew, for your updates on all things March Madness, toilet scorpions, and, yes, The Rubber Chicken. I would like to address those of your audience who are Anti-Rubber Chicken, for they know not what they do. Listen up, you joy-hating heathens: i raise real chickens and those fuckers cost money AND live only about 4 to 5 years. Yes, they lay plenty of eggs, true enough, but chickens rarely make me laugh, and when they die I get to dig a hole and toss the poor fucker in and shovel dirt over my dead hardworking friend.
The Rubber Chicken, however, requires no food, no water, very little shelter and, as we found out, the sounds of human laughter. No eggs? Well, DUH. It’s a RUBBER CHICKEN, you leptons. And they can live for decades. Or until your new puppy gets ahold of it.
Much love, Lew. Always a pleasure. ❤
Bring the rubber chicken back, he was so near and dear to me.
Weeden thru BS
Thank you 💞
Theyll just eventually send the yeezees to some desperate shoeless country or to a chinese comoany will just shred them into pillow filling 😂
First losing Dish an now the rubber chicken WHAT'S NEXT!!!
I miss John Bowman in (no, this isn't the John bowman that passed if you google him)your shows. Did you guys end your friendship?
@Lewis Black, it's okay to come clean with us, and break the hard news like an egg: The Rubber Chicken it appears has left the broadcast to join a religious chicken cult, being led by a televangelist rooster. For those of you who still fly our friendly skies, you may see The Rubber Chicken the next time you are coming through the airport.
While not as well known as the Hare Krishnas, the rise of the Chicken Krishna Movement has taken its place alongside the International Society for Krishna Consciousness.
Bilas? Nance? Bardo? Dickie V ain't dead yet either. Watch Bardo if you have the chance. He actually knows basketball and you learn from him. Stephen that is.
I thought you were going to read people's letters!!!
don't be so sure that everyone up here likes our PM
I will love & kill the chicken 🐔❤️
It's better without rubber chicken
The Rubber Chicken sucks.
I can do without the rubber chicken
Bite me.
I can’t stand basketball
Jew talking basketball
He clucked his rubber cluck on a farm upstate