UV light shows the unseen splashes created by standing urination

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @infctdppt
    @infctdppt 5 лет назад +1848

    Now flush the toilet with the lid open to see the horror of micro splashes

    • @Mozes316
      @Mozes316 5 лет назад +151

      When I first found out about that is when I stopped keeping my toothbrush in bathrooms.

    • @x_nsanity_x
      @x_nsanity_x 5 лет назад +30

      Yeah, that was one of my first thoughts. Does it really matter all that much in the end, sit or stand, when after you flush it, it's all going to spray everywhere anyways?

    • @Mozes316
      @Mozes316 5 лет назад +25

      @@x_nsanity_x well, one would most likely still not want the splash back from when you pee in the toilet because those appear bigger than the bacteria mist from the flush, and will make the seat sticky and will be visible to guests.

    • @x_nsanity_x
      @x_nsanity_x 5 лет назад +7

      ​@@Mozes316
      Heh, yeah of course it would be better to not have any at all, I agree there. But I didn't see them demonstrate what happens when flushing so I don't have any way to tell which would be worse. And when someone flushes with the seat down, that splash is still going to get on the bottom of the seat and the lid. I think with how small the drops are though, it's still hard to see either.
      But yeah, in a perfect world, it would be better to have none of that if at all possible. I bet videos like this got some companies thinking about splash guard products, heh.

    • @Mozes316
      @Mozes316 5 лет назад +19

      @@x_nsanity_x or just a whole better system, period. It has seemed like since the whole idea of the basic model toilet, that no one has thought about reinventing and making it more sanitary way to go about it all. Could be a money maker. lol

  • @J215J
    @J215J 4 года назад +1481

    Why am I watching someone piss with a blacklight at 3:49am.

    • @clashwithleyton9623
      @clashwithleyton9623 4 года назад +14

      I'm watching at 3:01am

    • @atillaataarkun4199
      @atillaataarkun4199 4 года назад +6

      Jai-M dude I am watching this at 3.45 am right now. What a coincidence 😂

    • @J215J
      @J215J 4 года назад

      @@atillaataarkun4199 nice.

    • @Night-mq8hn
      @Night-mq8hn 4 года назад +4

      You are not alone. I'm here at 4:34am.

    • @sephvernon5786
      @sephvernon5786 4 года назад +4

      So weird it's 3:44 am for me. What the hell.

  • @cozzoli39
    @cozzoli39 4 года назад +382

    They're not even taking the after jiggle into account. There's probably piss on my ceiling

    • @taylorgangswishgang7412
      @taylorgangswishgang7412 3 года назад +6

      😆

    • @mrkroeger
      @mrkroeger 3 года назад +63

      But remember if you shake it more than twice you are playing with it

    • @eliefrost6787
      @eliefrost6787 3 года назад +4

      @@DeMunCEPHUS you are bloody brilliant

    • @pepsiman4282
      @pepsiman4282 3 года назад +4

      I died, also how hard are you shaking your fricking sausage bro. If it gets on your ceiling your just strangling your wiener

    • @cozzoli39
      @cozzoli39 3 года назад +2

      @@pepsiman4282 I'm thorough

  • @markbeedy6041
    @markbeedy6041 3 года назад +70

    If one is wearing shorts or naked, one can feel the splash-back hitting ones legs. Urine splashes go many places outside of the toilet.

    • @Tendertroll1
      @Tendertroll1 Год назад +13

      Yeah, I felt that today. Maybe I will sit down and pee from now on

    • @allthecakeyum
      @allthecakeyum 8 месяцев назад +4

      🤢

    • @wdpk837
      @wdpk837 8 месяцев назад

      @@Tendertroll1then you have the problem of sitting on a urine-specked toilet seat. I take a shower after shitting for this reason

    • @babayaga9364
      @babayaga9364 4 месяца назад

      ​@@wdpk837 the clean the toilet seat?

    • @sinistermai
      @sinistermai 3 месяца назад

      it's not a splash back from the toilet but because of slight urine drops from ur pe hole

  • @leylinjan4186
    @leylinjan4186 3 года назад +106

    You should have shown the toothbrushes, which most people sadly leave on the bathroom sink, and how they get more and more affected as the week goes on...

    • @Raven-xe8mp
      @Raven-xe8mp 2 года назад +5

      WHAT

    • @jeffys_
      @jeffys_ Год назад +1

      if you use it everyday as you should, I don't see how it would become more affected as the week goes on

    • @theschnozzola8994
      @theschnozzola8994 Год назад +3

      I keep leaving mine in the toilet

    • @bartomiejnozka8992
      @bartomiejnozka8992 Год назад

      @CloakedRhombus Totally right, that's why when my hand is covered in p...s (yt don't like words now a days...) I only need to wash it with water for 2-3 seconds then put it in my mouth for 30s then wash it again for 2-4s. After that I am OK because I've trained my organism to kill anything that enters my mouth so coliforms have no chance to kill me.
      Joke ofc. if anybody would doubt that....

    • @immanisaur
      @immanisaur 7 месяцев назад +4

      I always feel weird seeing an uncovered toothbrush in a cup in media. I’ve always used a case/cover

  • @CptRetro
    @CptRetro 5 лет назад +401

    I am so glad someone researched this.

    • @willm4
      @willm4 4 года назад +3

      Then your weird...

    • @envalence450
      @envalence450 4 года назад +2

      Al Gore *my weird*

    • @claudialandgraf4450
      @claudialandgraf4450 3 года назад +3

      They giving us evidence for the ignorant.

    • @todd5687
      @todd5687 3 года назад +3

      @@willm4 so u came in hopes of what some dong?

    • @uricoflushablepaperfunnels7092
      @uricoflushablepaperfunnels7092 2 года назад

      ​ @toddsicle This is a well worth research on daily problems for many, that needs a solution. Please look at my video "Pee cleanly in a commode, standing" for a simple and affordable solution.

  • @smokinstan305
    @smokinstan305 5 лет назад +2979

    This is why I pee on the walls so that it would splash back into the toilet

  • @MikeTrieu
    @MikeTrieu 4 года назад +249

    In case you all didn't realize this, that stream of liquid isn't actually urine. It's just water with UV-reactive dye in it. I used to use that stuff to detect leaks in pipes and the shade of orange in visible light is unmistakable.

    • @jezzikagiesa1379
      @jezzikagiesa1379 4 года назад +20

      It's still sexier to think of it as pee though. Lol!

    • @ROKillUminati47
      @ROKillUminati47 3 года назад +18

      What do you expect from guys that think "peeing while sitting down it's emasculating" ? 🙃

    • @s-kee2928
      @s-kee2928 2 года назад +1

      Nope, It's a UV light

    • @JohnnyPaisan
      @JohnnyPaisan 2 года назад +12

      @@ROKillUminati47 I don't think peeing sitting down is emaculating. I think being told to pee sitting down is. If you clean your own bathroom, pee however you want.

    • @awaismushtaq5975
      @awaismushtaq5975 2 года назад +1

      Thanks for making us all feel less gross 😄

  • @tykaji9415
    @tykaji9415 4 года назад +104

    My whole life has changed after seeing this video. I always aim for the back to reduce splashes, but now it turns out I've only been maximizing it😬

    • @strawberryme08
      @strawberryme08 2 года назад +1

      And your mom has had to scrub it your whole life! It crystallizes and gets stuck in hinges too 🤮

    • @mr.technicalisolate9188
      @mr.technicalisolate9188 Год назад

      💀

    • @petarpanonski
      @petarpanonski 10 месяцев назад

      Professionals "of the 2 %" even start the flow of the toilet flush water so it diminishes the spraying even more. Skills bro! You can now get the my "How to piss (while standing) dropplessly" course for 29.99$.

    • @joebidenissus1975
      @joebidenissus1975 10 месяцев назад +1

      This should've been obvious. You can literally hear your pee splashing when it hits the wall. That's why I pee as parallel to the side (of the bowl) as possible.

    • @AssyriacUnitarian
      @AssyriacUnitarian 2 месяца назад

      No wonder u smelled like piss al the time Kai

  • @irrwahn35
    @irrwahn35 Год назад +8

    When my dad visited me at my house I had to tell him to not use the toilet standing. Only found out because he didn’t close the lid, just as he does in his own house. He agreed and halfheartedly apologised, trying to tell me that he thought it was hygienic.
    After two weeks I recognised my bathroom sink smelling funny when I rinsed my mouth after cleaning my teeth.
    I will not invite him again ever.
    Not sure why some people even make an effort to discuss this. If you have "friends" or family like that you surely don’t need any kind of enemies 😂
    Giving you all this piece of anecdata so the ladies can think about how much sense it makes to argue about that with a man.

  • @abulaithaw
    @abulaithaw 5 лет назад +266

    I’d like to see the same test done on stand up urinals and the amount that splashed on clothing.

    • @jamaicannavalspurge
      @jamaicannavalspurge 4 года назад +16

      Me too. That's why I stopped using urinals.

    • @dantheman1337
      @dantheman1337 4 года назад +48

      Sometimes you can feel the damn splashes on your hands so its no joke

    • @OCC_Plumbing_and_Restorations
      @OCC_Plumbing_and_Restorations 4 года назад +10

      @@dantheman1337 I hate that.

    • @oggy_8688
      @oggy_8688 4 года назад +6

      @@dantheman1337 u western ppl have discovered urinals n western toilets otherwise our Indian toilet is best, both for pooping n peeing, Indian style toilet is best position for pooping and it is scientifically proven.

    • @Moules-frites
      @Moules-frites 4 года назад +5

      @@dantheman1337 oh come on it's ok you can wipe your hands on your clothes

  • @Tsmithleather
    @Tsmithleather 5 лет назад +958

    This is why I go out the windows. Much cleaner

    • @DavidKFZ
      @DavidKFZ 5 лет назад +57

      Thomas Surratt
      I did this one time. The drivers around me weren't happy

    • @DavidKFZ
      @DavidKFZ 4 года назад +41

      @Phallusy They were pretty quiet about it until I dropped a monster loaf out the window

    • @Svelys
      @Svelys 4 года назад +7

      @@DavidKFZ lmaoo

    • @caolangadd9734
      @caolangadd9734 3 года назад +3

      Yeah! Science bitch! xD

    • @brettdillon9554
      @brettdillon9554 3 года назад +3

      Ha! For real though! I usually just take a whiz outdoors.

  • @povang
    @povang 5 лет назад +360

    I actually sit to piss when im at home, but never would i do it in a public restroom.

    • @Seedonator
      @Seedonator 5 лет назад +15

      Same

    • @lokiofasgard69
      @lokiofasgard69 5 лет назад +33

      Seedonator I only sit and piss if I’m not just gonna piss

    • @bignick9462
      @bignick9462 5 лет назад +50

      fucking beta male

    • @ashercanmakeapun4554
      @ashercanmakeapun4554 4 года назад +147

      big nick fucking degenerate. Who tf attachs self worth and masculinity to peeing?

    • @numedeutilizator0043
      @numedeutilizator0043 4 года назад +17

      @@ashercanmakeapun4554 i pee standing up, but that guy dosen't have any cofidence

  • @margareth1504
    @margareth1504 2 года назад +32

    Saw a video or article somewhere recently which I recall saying, - that prostrate health was better for those men who sit to pee, and that standing to pee didnt allow for the bladder to completely empty, while the sitting position was a position the bladder could empty more completely etc. Check that one out.

    • @oosha2000
      @oosha2000 Год назад +4

      I have already checked it out, thanks for informing

    • @dylconnaway9976
      @dylconnaway9976 7 дней назад

      ⁠ This is a myth resulting from a debunked study. It can aid men who have enlarged prostates, but for men with normal prostates, there is no difference or health benefit.

  • @haseeb3052
    @haseeb3052 3 года назад +32

    I used to pee standing up until I found out that a wise man 1400 years ago mentioned its better to pee sitting down. All that also goes on your clothes.

    • @Loque69
      @Loque69 6 месяцев назад +7

      Peace be upon him

    • @ifrazfaruqi
      @ifrazfaruqi 4 месяца назад +3

    • @Phytosaur
      @Phytosaur 3 месяца назад

      That wise man was also a pedophile not someone you want to get your morality from

    • @bousine
      @bousine 2 месяца назад

      sallallahu alaihi wa sallam

    • @humptydumpty7345
      @humptydumpty7345 Месяц назад

      piss be upon him

  • @jonruby1755
    @jonruby1755 5 лет назад +624

    How long is this guy gonna pee.. jesus what a bladder lol

    • @mrlawilliamsukwarmachine4904
      @mrlawilliamsukwarmachine4904 4 года назад +6

      Jon Ruby it’s Peter North

    • @Fire_soul1796
      @Fire_soul1796 4 года назад +1

      I was thinking the same thing!!!! LOL!!!!

    • @katrina8152
      @katrina8152 4 года назад +17

      Don't take the name of Jesus in these places

    • @mrlawilliamsukwarmachine4904
      @mrlawilliamsukwarmachine4904 4 года назад +6

      katrina r the name of Jesus means nothing really. If it DID, then rather than people saying “he’s gonna return the wicked know their time is short.” He woulda been ‘back’ already!

    • @YaBoi-cx8yu
      @YaBoi-cx8yu 4 года назад +14

      We don’t discuss about how long he held it in

  • @mmmata
    @mmmata 5 лет назад +136

    if they do a diarrhea one they dont need to turn the lights out

  • @dobrovik
    @dobrovik 5 лет назад +1579

    this is why i always just go in the sink

    • @supamaorifella195
      @supamaorifella195 5 лет назад +176

      I got caught pissing in the bathroom sink when I was 10.. But I wasn't punished because everyone was wondering why my Uncle was peeping through the window? He was a priest.

    • @RahulBaskaran
      @RahulBaskaran 5 лет назад +7

      Lol

    • @Scribbby
      @Scribbby 5 лет назад +97

      Pissing in the sink is so much easier. I do it too
      - It's far easier to clean as there's less splash-back to deal with.
      -You're helping out the environment by using up less water from not flushing.
      -Easier to clean oneself as the tap is just there.
      -At night you can be at ease knowing you're not making as much noise as you would from pissing in the bowl.

    • @michaelc7014
      @michaelc7014 5 лет назад +28

      Kitchen sink"

    • @Chibears1523
      @Chibears1523 5 лет назад +67

      I was at work pissing in the sink & forgot to lock the door.. A customer opened the door & let's just say It's not one of my proudest moments in life

  • @BilalSayedArt
    @BilalSayedArt Год назад +20

    This is great thank you. Now I can prove to my stand up pee friends they are DISGUSTING

    • @Shirtcobain79
      @Shirtcobain79 6 месяцев назад

      Tell your friends to piss outside, and life is made to spread germs so immune systems are fully ready for intruders. Do you ever wonder how many people do not wash their hands and after using a public restroom then touch the door handle and touch every other handle you touch you live around germs doesn't matter

    • @whitefenix777
      @whitefenix777 4 месяца назад

      fruitcake

    • @MasterKiller540_
      @MasterKiller540_ 2 месяца назад +1

      You must be really cool at parties

    • @Vader1985
      @Vader1985 7 дней назад

      If you're sitting, then you have a vagina.

  • @Lunamere
    @Lunamere 3 года назад +4

    I feel horrible now. I'm practicing sitting down.

  • @xtralarsproductions
    @xtralarsproductions 5 лет назад +431

    WHO THE PHUCK STANDS ACROSS THE ROOM WHEN PEEING!?!?!?!

  • @AuntAlnico4
    @AuntAlnico4 4 года назад +114

    That super overdramatic music is making me laugh so hard some pee just might splash.

    • @parsifal40002
      @parsifal40002 4 года назад

      You'd think peeing is a climatic moment at the end of a movie!!

  • @MatteoCroceteknoraver
    @MatteoCroceteknoraver 4 года назад +502

    Well, this was known.
    When you pee standing and wearing shorts, sometimes you can feel the splashes on your legs.
    Sad but true.

    • @busterdafydd3096
      @busterdafydd3096 4 года назад +14

      man I think there is something wrong with your stream or toilet, or your brain, you shouldn't feel it on your legs

    • @MisterFly24
      @MisterFly24 4 года назад +57

      I don't understand why they don't make toilets with green dot's to aim for less splash, or make another design.
      Educate people buy giving a hint

    • @Roger__Wilco
      @Roger__Wilco 3 года назад +11

      @@MisterFly24 Dude just go by sound. When you piss close enough to the water to hear the stream touching it but not actually going into it making a loud noise that's the optimum point.

    • @bigsmall2842
      @bigsmall2842 3 года назад +11

      That’s the problem with public restroom nowadays. Logically, sitting down on a toilet seat would be cleaner, however that only applies if nobody else stands, which will never be the case. There will always be a Neanderthal splashing their shit everywhere so you have to stand as well.

    • @ElevatorWasher5000
      @ElevatorWasher5000 3 года назад +1

      That’s happened to me.

  • @mrneverdie8474
    @mrneverdie8474 3 года назад +20

    This deserves an award is all I have to say

  • @nowshipping
    @nowshipping 3 года назад +29

    I actually searched for this video to confirm if my technique was good. I am proud to say I am part of the 2% aiming for the front of the bowl. I had noticed how more expensive Japanese toilets have a different shape at the front and assumed that was to reduce splashing. Give me a cookie.

    • @stephilicious
      @stephilicious 3 года назад +6

      Ok you get a cookie

    • @nowshipping
      @nowshipping 3 года назад +3

      @@stephilicious yummy. 🍪

    • @dma93-ch
      @dma93-ch 2 года назад +1

      🍪🍪🍪

    • @margareth1504
      @margareth1504 2 года назад +2

      Heres a cookie. James with my favorite name.

    • @nowshipping
      @nowshipping 2 года назад +1

      @@dma93-ch thanks. 🍪

  • @seanpeters3690
    @seanpeters3690 4 года назад +25

    I'm a dude that always pees sitting down in a regular toilet, but I use a urinal when they are available.

    • @JamesSmith-je3we
      @JamesSmith-je3we Год назад +1

      I wouldn't admit to that.

    • @AssyriacUnitarian
      @AssyriacUnitarian 2 месяца назад

      Urinal is even worse it only let's out 80% of the pee and leads to higher chances of kidney stone

  • @gstats101
    @gstats101 5 лет назад +612

    So you’re basically saying that the toilet bowl design is inadequate?

  • @Louk_00
    @Louk_00 4 года назад +32

    I don’t know what’s worse
    It was on my recommend
    Or that I clicked on it
    What has humanity come to

    • @Svelys
      @Svelys 4 года назад

      @Danny its a Joke buddy

    • @fyohegh6018
      @fyohegh6018 4 года назад

      Danny also he's peeing from a mile away of course he'll splash this is some bull shit and you are a fucking moron for believing it

    • @busterdafydd3096
      @busterdafydd3096 4 года назад +1

      nooo, humans have done far worse, there isn't anything sad about this, this is serious science

    • @mrneverdie8474
      @mrneverdie8474 3 года назад

      28 percent of men jerk off while taking a standing shit.

  • @raandyythedog5112
    @raandyythedog5112 4 года назад +15

    I’ve never been more grateful to be a woman

    • @With_Coach_Jay
      @With_Coach_Jay Год назад +1

      Yeah, because a direct hit is so much better than an indirect hit

    • @cockaroach1458
      @cockaroach1458 Год назад

      Woman’s bathrooms are even worse lady. You have the same as men but even more such as bloody tampons.

  • @firefly44220
    @firefly44220 3 года назад +9

    I sit at home and stand everywhere else. My wife cleans the toilets and I’ve cleaned toilets before so I know how it is and pissing all over the place is disrespectful to her. I hate going into a public stall and there’s piss all over everything.

    • @dshe8637
      @dshe8637 2 года назад

      Is there a reason why only your wife cleans the toilets? Odd.

  • @hanzelnuts8446
    @hanzelnuts8446 4 года назад +151

    I'm a guy and I pee sitting down when at home. I know that's not MANLY for some of you, but consider this. Do you clean your own bathroom or you make your mom or your wife clean it? I clean my own bathroom and it isn't fun having to wipe down all the piss, I mean urine, that are all over the toilet and floor once you're done. Pee while sitting down doesn't make you less manly, it just make you smart, or better yet, considerate for others than yourself.

    • @eliza7ioana
      @eliza7ioana Год назад +17

      👏🏻 👏🏻 👏🏻

    • @Ninetieschannel
      @Ninetieschannel Год назад

      The way u pee has nothing to do with being manly or not. It makes you SMART

    • @Tendertroll1
      @Tendertroll1 Год назад +8

      I will try that

    • @hazelsulmn123
      @hazelsulmn123 Год назад

      I actually acquired a uti infection from This nigga pissing while standing. 😤😤😤

    • @TeresatheTruthSeeker
      @TeresatheTruthSeeker Год назад +15

      You are more manly then you know and I applaud men like you for your mature outlook on the topic!!

  • @Sean35267
    @Sean35267 5 лет назад +157

    How tall is this guy?

    • @busterdafydd3096
      @busterdafydd3096 4 года назад +13

      Important question, the drop height might affect the splash height, if you are over 6 foot you should be forced to sit by law.

    • @BlackHawkPSU
      @BlackHawkPSU 4 года назад +4

      LOL! That's what many are wondering!

    • @istriver.
      @istriver. 3 года назад

      Pine tree

    • @pepsiman4282
      @pepsiman4282 3 года назад +3

      imagine some dude that’s like 7 foot peeing standing up, at that point you have a homemade smoke bomb

    • @code5829
      @code5829 3 года назад

      Wow wow wow. Bigotry much. It’s 2021, women can have penises too.

  • @TomatoWithARifle
    @TomatoWithARifle 5 лет назад +368

    i cant ever let my gf see this video

    • @blucow6677
      @blucow6677 5 лет назад +22

      @@nikkisovain9429 I would refuse to pee sitting down, unless its 3am and I'm half asleep lol

    • @PuerRidcully
      @PuerRidcully 5 лет назад +3

      @@nikkisovain9429 Just tell him the optimal method. Why would he effeminate himself and make himself less attractive in your eyes by sitting down? Lose lose situation.

    • @nikkisovain9429
      @nikkisovain9429 5 лет назад +8

      @@PuerRidcully Do you honestly believe I wanted him to have a seat like he has a vagina 😂 it was a joke. The way he responded tho was hilarious.

    • @PuerRidcully
      @PuerRidcully 5 лет назад +3

      @@nikkisovain9429 In this day and age, you never know, lol.

    • @nikkisovain9429
      @nikkisovain9429 5 лет назад +4

      @@PuerRidcully unfortunately that's true

  • @jessekandres9047
    @jessekandres9047 3 года назад +8

    I will absolutely install a black light like this that activates when standing Infront of the toilet. Genius!

  • @wheelzwheela
    @wheelzwheela 3 года назад +2

    100% of viewers just watched this guy take a wizz.

  • @mooyo8951
    @mooyo8951 5 лет назад +128

    Guess I'll just stop peeing then

    • @Tubeytime
      @Tubeytime 4 года назад +15

      much better than sitting down

    • @mooyo8951
      @mooyo8951 4 года назад +13

      @@Tubeytime if a man sits down to pee they automatically grow a vagina

    • @faizdz5472
      @faizdz5472 3 года назад +7

      @@mooyo8951 tf?

    • @vasudev9332
      @vasudev9332 3 года назад +10

      @@mooyo8951 you can't be serious 😂😂😂

    • @lil_weasel219
      @lil_weasel219 3 года назад +8

      S I T

  • @friartalk6060
    @friartalk6060 5 лет назад +41

    And thus my territory is established.

    • @busterdafydd3096
      @busterdafydd3096 4 года назад +1

      see dogs knew this that's why they pee, they know licking or anything else won't cover enough ground quick enough so they just pee

  • @ImVincent
    @ImVincent 4 года назад +105

    Oh, so this is why my grandpa pees in bottles.

    • @busterdafydd3096
      @busterdafydd3096 4 года назад +2

      no he just can't get up and his stream is all over the place

    • @elferson
      @elferson 4 года назад +11

      @@busterdafydd3096 imagine not getting the joke

    • @su238als
      @su238als 3 года назад +1

      My grandma pees on buckets

    • @thesilentprofessional7158
      @thesilentprofessional7158 3 года назад +1

      My grand pa is dead 😭

    • @pepsiman4282
      @pepsiman4282 3 года назад

      @@thesilentprofessional7158 awh

  • @MaiChaMH
    @MaiChaMH 3 года назад +14

    It's like painting stars in the violet-blue night sky! So we're making art all the time! It's so beautiful!

  • @gazclarke3618
    @gazclarke3618 3 года назад +8

    I aim for the side of the bowl, I guess I'm unusual? Just seems like it reduces splash back the most to me.

  • @hotmandead1
    @hotmandead1 5 лет назад +17

    I give it a standing ovation

  • @badenoir310
    @badenoir310 5 лет назад +16

    took me far too long to realise someone wasn't actually making repeated UV wee's.

  • @ThatOneScienceGuy
    @ThatOneScienceGuy 5 лет назад +67

    I'm 6'5" so yeah I concluded long ago it was unwise to piss standing up because I noticed the mist cloud it produced and I was like "nope."

    • @gabrielaw.7975
      @gabrielaw.7975 5 лет назад +53

      @@codysimpson911 Always funny seeing guys with such a fragile masculinity that if they ever pee sitting down they immediately become gay

    • @codysimpson911
      @codysimpson911 5 лет назад +4

      @@gabrielaw.7975 yep imagine going to prison straight and leaving gay. It's good to stay away from certain places and or ideas.

    • @casrifay
      @casrifay 5 лет назад +42

      Gabriela W. True, if one thinks you turn up gay just because you sit to pee, it just shows how unsure they are about their own sexuality

    • @casrifay
      @casrifay 5 лет назад +30

      Cody Simpson poor excuse. If you think your sexuality might change just because of certain ideas or places it just shows you might not be so confident about yours

    • @ThatOneScienceGuy
      @ThatOneScienceGuy 5 лет назад +13

      Gabriela W. Cody is just jealous of my height.

  • @rtel123
    @rtel123 8 месяцев назад +1

    All my life I wondered why tiny urinals are not part of the plumbing supply, either as part of the toilet with a bypass drain and mini flush, or on the vanity beside the sink, with a mini flush. Toilets for peeing waste water, and splash back!

  • @jagboy69
    @jagboy69 Год назад +1

    I am NOT sitting down to pee! Deal with it!

  • @Mhats
    @Mhats 5 лет назад +490

    plot twist: these were all women

    • @FM19MONTH
      @FM19MONTH 4 года назад +29

      I am a woman and sitting here alone and burst out loud laughing -- great comment!

    • @jeremiahpinkston3419
      @jeremiahpinkston3419 4 года назад +19

      I looked at you profile pic and thought there was a peice of hair on my screen

    • @syosspalm8505
      @syosspalm8505 4 года назад

      Good one 🤣

    • @AG-no8qo
      @AG-no8qo 4 года назад +2

      Plot twist: there are no effects and the man is in cernobyl

    • @Natalie-ej6wb
      @Natalie-ej6wb 4 года назад

      @@jeremiahpinkston3419 SAME

  • @Suprnova84
    @Suprnova84 4 года назад +30

    I started sitting because my two young cats would jump onto the toilet bowl while im midstream! Evertime I go pee they have to follow and get into the action.. I could just close the door but they beat it down... lol 🐈🚽

    • @michaelmckenna9022
      @michaelmckenna9022 3 года назад +7

      That would be one pissed off cat!

    • @Suprnova84
      @Suprnova84 3 года назад

      @OCC Plumbing & Restorations obviously 😉

    • @code5829
      @code5829 3 года назад +2

      Lol my cat did that once and only once

    • @windshearahead7012
      @windshearahead7012 2 года назад

      @@code5829 why once? You killed it?

  • @vikaodd
    @vikaodd 4 года назад +20

    Why is nobody talking about how this guy just completely peed outside of the toilet 3:10

    • @KRAKUMAL
      @KRAKUMAL 3 года назад

      Umaru~~~~~~~~~~~n

  • @vurtni
    @vurtni 3 года назад +5

    Best to drop tissue in bowl before going and aim for that, try it. You’re welcome 👍🏼

  • @Monkey832
    @Monkey832 3 года назад +4

    I aim directly in the water for this reason, at urinals especially. If I don’t, I can see and feel it splatter all over.

  • @marcusbighouse
    @marcusbighouse 5 лет назад +35

    Butters was right: REVERSE COWGIRL!

  • @TheBigBadGRIM
    @TheBigBadGRIM 5 лет назад +87

    I see what the problem is. The guy is clearly peeing from the doorway. Also, even an idiot can see the splashing when you shoot directly into the water. Make it slide from the side of the bowl as best you can, not perpendicular shooting. Duh..

    • @BearBoyBebenth
      @BearBoyBebenth 3 года назад

      I do that instead of shoting it on the water

    • @code5829
      @code5829 3 года назад +3

      Exactly. Terrible aiming.

    • @Eimadanature
      @Eimadanature 3 года назад

      @@slrtgaln4065 bro that comment was 2 years ago lmfaooooooo

  • @trirycheman
    @trirycheman 5 лет назад +53

    My big takeaway from this video? Pee is UV reactive!! I'm now totally rethinking my entire bathroom lighting scheme!

    • @pepo_pipi
      @pepo_pipi 3 года назад

      Fuck why I didn't think about it? Lol it had two benefits first it's cool to see lightning pee in night also it's very useful to see if any pee exist before sitting

    • @inkwell9651
      @inkwell9651 3 года назад +11

      It's not pee. 35 seconds in they say a fluorescent fluid was used instead of urine .

    • @noneofyourbeeswax01
      @noneofyourbeeswax01 3 года назад +6

      @@inkwell9651 Doubtless for hygiene reasons - nevertheless, urine _does_ fluoresce under UV light and can be detected in this manner. If you suspect you have mice UV light can detect the urine trails they leave along their pathways and can help find nesting areas. UV light can also show if your hotle/motel room is as clean as it ought to be. Though perhapsyou wouldn't want to look too closely at some of the budget end places, sometime what you discover with black light can be quite off-putting

  • @rachealpar
    @rachealpar 4 года назад +1

    Why did I even search this?

  • @ricksanchez7999
    @ricksanchez7999 3 года назад +1

    This is why I pee on my neighbors doorstep

  • @Amazonuser1717
    @Amazonuser1717 4 года назад +9

    Let’s just respect this man and how much he peed for this video

  • @MainDeJustice
    @MainDeJustice 5 лет назад +7

    I was tired of cleaning my toilet floor of those splashes, looks like I found the solution.

  • @E2MALOO
    @E2MALOO 3 года назад +3

    I gotta say he pretty good at aiming

  • @rickrolld971
    @rickrolld971 4 года назад +1

    that pee looks like light saber

  • @kidjondei
    @kidjondei 4 года назад +5

    I literally almost fell asleep with that music playing lol. I literally dropped my phone and everything.

  • @cybershark3095
    @cybershark3095 5 лет назад +35

    3.6% splash out. Not great, not terrible.

    • @info_fox
      @info_fox 5 лет назад +1

      This man is delusional, send him to the infirmary!

    • @Demache92
      @Demache92 5 лет назад +3

      You DIDN'T see the piss on the floor because its NOT THERE!

    • @dubblekil
      @dubblekil 5 лет назад

      uhhh 3.6% those are rookie numbers gotta bumb those up! i wanna see something around 25% by the end of summer champ. we believe in you.

    • @jamaicannavalspurge
      @jamaicannavalspurge 4 года назад

      @@Demache92 Lol

    • @mrneverdie8474
      @mrneverdie8474 3 года назад

      OH my god how are they they even getting these numbers HAHAHAHAAAAA

  • @keeahhuntington
    @keeahhuntington 5 лет назад +30

    God's work here guys

  • @Thatdude_Nik
    @Thatdude_Nik 3 года назад +2

    That's enough internet for one day

  • @jessestout9576
    @jessestout9576 3 года назад +3

    I live in the country. I usually just piss off my deck. nothing like pissing in the morning with the birds chirping , a cool breezed down your neck and breathing fresh air.

  • @aKidNamedBrady
    @aKidNamedBrady 5 лет назад +5

    This is so random but oddly interesting

  • @cornjobb
    @cornjobb 4 года назад +5

    somebody had a LOT of long island iced teas, didn't they?

  • @dannewman6789
    @dannewman6789 3 года назад +7

    Awesome video. If someone else cleans your toilet why bother, you say? Because the magazine you set on the floor and the spare toilet paper and the paper holder gets hosed and the walls get stained and stink. I try to reduce the splash back in my toilet because I clean the the toilet and the surrounding area. Sometime you don't notice how much pee gets everywhere and sometimes will start to smell. The new palm sized pee pads with short rubber stubs work great in urinals.

  • @Zorroxyz123
    @Zorroxyz123 4 года назад +4

    And when the urine hit the lateral wall of the WC, it seems to have much less splashback.

  • @Z9.p
    @Z9.p 10 месяцев назад +10

    As a Muslim I am told since childhood to sit while peeing and to wash the genital area after because this is the teachings of our Prophet Muhammad (Peace.Be.Upon.Him) i always wondered where was the splashes now I see it. Thanks to Allah I am Muslim and it’s now a habit I cannot pee while standing and cannot use the toilet if there is no water to wash. I will be glad if you study the importance of washing the part after peeing. Thank you for the info 😊

    • @Sphere-zw6ez
      @Sphere-zw6ez 5 месяцев назад

      Life is too short to sit down to pee

  • @michaelj6521
    @michaelj6521 4 года назад +4

    Looked like they were starting from four feet up. Test is accurate if the men are all 8 feet tall.

  • @theovidchannel3874
    @theovidchannel3874 5 лет назад +4

    I see you guys used a different angle. You guys are simulating urinating at a low water level. The urine is hitting a hard surface which causes splash back. My toilet and really almost any toilet i go in is half full. Im sure you'll yield different results if you widen how you test

    • @forgedabouted
      @forgedabouted 5 лет назад +2

      That's because this is a subtle attack on men.. it's a load if malarkey.

  • @KristineBette
    @KristineBette 5 лет назад +5

    Well, that was enlightening.

  • @sleepyserperior8639
    @sleepyserperior8639 4 года назад +4

    SOMEONES WEE’D ALL OVER THE TOILET SEAT AGAIN!!! -Mum from the other room

  • @changeamlas7674
    @changeamlas7674 3 года назад +12

    This is why I pee while sitting, peeing while standing seems unhygienic and messy.

    • @code5829
      @code5829 3 года назад

      Then you don’t get it all out🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️🤦‍♂️

  • @RainAngel111
    @RainAngel111 4 года назад +5

    Reading from the article, this isn't actual urine, they used "a mechanical urethra" which leaves me wondering why they didn't include it in the video

  • @randomdude4360
    @randomdude4360 3 года назад +3

    Never have I ever peed while standing in this type of toilet the only time I did it is when im forced by which I mean urinals. And even then I dislike using public bathrooms, so very little in my entire life. Most of the times if there are toilets next to the urinals I use those instead. But still public toilets are disgusting another reason why I avoid them.

  • @catsareyes6446
    @catsareyes6446 4 года назад +6

    Thanks. I too like to see pee glow... Why is this in my recommended!?

    • @OpticBeatz
      @OpticBeatz 4 года назад

      Danny are you asking why people click on videos?

  • @DBronk22
    @DBronk22 3 года назад

    That's why I pee sitting down, guy btw

  • @myguitardidyermom212
    @myguitardidyermom212 3 года назад +1

    Welp, I'll be sit pissing from now on

  • @lilybliblablubb5023
    @lilybliblablubb5023 3 года назад +5

    I'm a cleaner and I see toilets often looking worse, and I clean them daily while there's not too much traffic on them. Everyone thinks they are such good aimers but no matter what, they always look like shit if you take a closer look

  • @dumjakesy4718
    @dumjakesy4718 4 года назад +6

    for those who always have a morning wood and difficult to aim or " two-way fountain" 😂 like me, just buy and install a wall-mounted male urinal 😂😂😂 to prevent this kind of splashy problem.

  • @True_Camo
    @True_Camo 4 года назад +13

    why are you standing a yard from the toilet to test this, you’ve gotta be closer to the bowl for this to actually be accurate

    • @bwghall1
      @bwghall1 3 года назад

      I stand over the bowl. thus peeing down into the said bowl.

  • @tcolors
    @tcolors 3 месяца назад

    Ok, I didn't finish watching this because that is not an American toilet. We have more water in the bowl. We are not hitting the side of a hard surface.

  • @tashdidsadatali692
    @tashdidsadatali692 4 года назад +1

    Sitting urination is way better. Unlike standing urination, sitting urination doesn't create any splashback. I feel sorry for those who stand and pee...

    • @lifespeaks2you256
      @lifespeaks2you256 2 года назад

      I feel sry for those who lost there way of being a men. Dont get scared from a little bit water ......specialy not from your own water

  • @vadimazarov6604
    @vadimazarov6604 3 года назад +5

    Very helpful! thanks for all the tests!

  • @Tinyteacher1111
    @Tinyteacher1111 3 года назад +5

    I swear, my son pees like he’s using a fire hose! I always sit on pee, although I’ve said not to pee on the seat a thousand times. I bought a black light to look for cat pee, but it was way worse in the bathrooms… walls, shower curtain, toilet outside, toilet brush and garbage can, side of cupboard, you get the idea! I can’t get the stuff off, but I know some of what shows up light, isn’t pee. I think I’m going to try orange oil. It removes paint, so I would probably remove this stuff.

    • @kk7420
      @kk7420 3 года назад

      I pee on the seats just to annoy my mum and my sister 😆it's hilarious

    • @_tripalong
      @_tripalong 2 года назад +4

      Teach him to pee sitting down

    • @aaronsk8s-h8u
      @aaronsk8s-h8u Год назад

      make him clean it up

  • @SLACKLINEDUDE
    @SLACKLINEDUDE 5 лет назад +10

    omfg when the damming music came on about guys who pee on the outer middle wall

  • @Operator_Fate
    @Operator_Fate Год назад +1

    thats why i sit when in my house but i stand in public restrooms due to extreme dirtiness

  • @mattlm64
    @mattlm64 2 месяца назад

    Pee directly into the water and make as much noise as possible to assert dominance.

  • @aanandmangal5263
    @aanandmangal5263 4 года назад +8

    What a research you did man. Hats off to you

  • @iijj
    @iijj 4 года назад +5

    Well, that was epic

  • @The_D0C70R
    @The_D0C70R 3 года назад +15

    Only 69% of men stand while peeing? That's pretty shocking

    • @vidyutdevam9204
      @vidyutdevam9204 3 года назад

      I am also shocked to see that 31 percentage of men don’t stand while peeing. How else do they pee??

    • @Markshroom24
      @Markshroom24 3 года назад +8

      @@vidyutdevam9204 they sit down

    • @yahya-s-ahmed
      @yahya-s-ahmed 2 года назад +6

      I sit down always..it's a childhood habit

    • @Iguana93
      @Iguana93 3 месяца назад

      @@vidyutdevam9204 What do you do when you poop? It's called sitting. Or do you first pee standing and then sit down to poop? It isn't rocket science. :D

  • @Casavult
    @Casavult Год назад +1

    I pee sitting and havedone since I was a kid. I don't want pee on my clothes and then sit in my car and have pee in the car and wherever else it can contaminate. Few jugs of water also to clean up properly after using the toilet. Stay fresh

  • @candlelove0952
    @candlelove0952 4 года назад +1

    Time to delete my history

  • @dv9360
    @dv9360 2 года назад +7

    I'm a man and I sit unless I'm using a urinal in a restroom. I think men who stand are delusional about their ability to aim. Even if you have perfect aim, it's still going to splash. I don't get the whole feeling like your manhood is threatened by sitting to urinate. Maybe those men have never had to clean their own bathrooms.

  • @AlKaseltzer87
    @AlKaseltzer87 5 лет назад +13

    So... What about the splashback when I piss on the floor? I'm extremely worried about getting covered in piss now.

  • @jennaalbright6709
    @jennaalbright6709 4 года назад +7

    Thank you so much my bf our right refused to believe me, this is the only thing that could end the argument!❤️

    • @sagurdofastora3245
      @sagurdofastora3245 3 года назад +1

      I Hope you didn't make him sit...
      If you did, send him condolences from a random Man from the internet

    • @AylaMarianna
      @AylaMarianna 2 года назад +1

      @@sagurdofastora3245 Either sit the fuck down like a sensible, responsible, mature adult-or clean the toilet & surrounding areas properly & regularly like a sensible, responsible, mature adult.

  • @RK-ft1vd
    @RK-ft1vd 2 года назад +2

    I don't know if it's tidy or not. But in India we have wet toilets. So whenever we pee we splash water almost everywhere we suspect pee drops might have splashed..well atleast most of us

  • @KnaGGelMan
    @KnaGGelMan 3 года назад +1

    Should have used different types of toilets to se the difference. That type of toilet used in the video I rearly see.

  • @nicobailey2197
    @nicobailey2197 3 года назад +3

    I live alone so I just straight up pee my pants when I have go im washing laundry anyway and I'm gonna take a shower