EDIT: I fixed the timestamps! We found a cool limit, RUclips can't handle over 100 timestamps for some reason. That limit wasn't listed anywhere. I just doubled some question timestamps up and it works now. Our Merch: orchideight.com/collections/poorhammer Our Patreon: www.patreon.com/SolelySingleton BERILIO HAS SICK DOGS! (I can't believe I've never known to abuse this fact until this recording. Muahahahaha!)
Re: the Trazyn pokeball idea; you guys should make rules for Hoard Mode that is an assault on Trazyn's collection with the Hoard Master playing as Trazyn trowing whatever he has at hand at the invaders. Sounds like fun.
Tolkien spent 40 years developing tens of thousands of years of history, mythology, in-depth geological evolution, and full on languages Brad: "Decent worldbuilding"
As someone who read the books, I can assure you no amount of world building can save bad writing. (I am absolutely just baiting LotR nerds into commenting at this point.)
@@thepoorhammerpodcast The quality of a world and the quality of the story told in it are completely seperate. As an example completely out my ass, Bleach has incredible world building , but the way some fights end with all growth being instantly nullified (anything Chad does) has frustrated me to no end while watching it.
honestly i like the telemon, not just the model which looks great but 24 shots str 6 ap-1 and dev wounds is just really handy to have aswell as being pretty tanky and having an extra gun with blast.
@@antoninjanku3358 id argue that theres a lot of sclupts that should be moved into plastic over the custodes dreads, which all look great and go together well (i have 3 smaller ones and a telemon) like the venatari were a pain to put together so id like to see them in plastic more or a spear upgrade sprue, and also forgeworld models tend to be better designed and look better then gw plastic's studio (altough that might also just be because that they have a less busy release schedule) if i were to convert more models into plastic for 40k I think more guard or eldar stuff should be moved into plastic due to the age of some of the kits. as for custodes, specifically we could do with more units just as a whole instead of resin to plastic, sisters are basically just 1 kit and 2 of our plastic vehicles are just space marine kits.
Y'know, really minor point, but I do really like the idea of T'au facial hair - and having more visible hair in general. Especially using it as a way to maybe differentiate the Farsight Enclave as a splinter group - allowing them to have a more grizzled futuristic Samurai look.
Brad's Tolkien spiel managed to get rid of whatever was left of my unfortunate tendency to just unthinkingly agree with all of Content Creator's takes, so thanks for that, Brad!
I personally like the way attacks work in 40k. You roll to hit = does your guy hit the target. Roll to wound = does your attack penetrate the enemy armor. Roll to save = did you hit anything of importance/does adrenaline keep the target going despite the injury. Besides rolling dice is one of the best parts of the hobby.
16:27 A great example of this kinda agreement is, ironically, what happened with Alfabusa (if the emperor had a Text To Speech device): 40k fucked up, so they moved to World of Darkness, which has the Dark Pack agreement precisely for this reason.
Throughout this entire episode, i just kept thinking of that meme of two wolves laughing while a third looks unamused. All three of you took turns being the unamused wolf.
My headcanon for a Redacted Primarch... During the scattering II landed on an infested world and was raised by Orks and he ended up purging all the earthborn marines "FER BEIN' SKRAWNY GITS" when he took over his legion and showed up to the Crusade with just the beefiest marines, putting even Angry Ron's kids to shame. The crime he committed was that his legion, the 2th, was just a bunch of geneseeded up Boyz in power armor who were actually super effective since the legions original colors were Purple and Yellow
GW left so many narrative doors on this, I agree that the 2 lost ones grew up on a xenos & another on a chaos infected planet. Both thought it was normal & big E nuked them from orbit.
40k should he 90% aliens? My brother in power armor, did you never hear about the Emperor's war to cleanse the galaxy of alien life? It was just this little Crusade. You may have heard of it, it was called World War 1.
The secret for making horde armies playable and not wasting everyone's time is movement trays. They're simple, cheap, and can make a 200 model horde's movement phase go by faster than a 40 model elite army if used correctly. Edit: Eric really wants to bring back the Grot Revolushun list, eh? I second this. It was a cool way to run Orks.
They're also dirt cheap, and easily 3D printable! I'm making some magnetic ones for my girlfriends many termagaubts. Edit: If Snaggy Littletooth isn't a fieldable model, then GW has missed a massive opportunity. The Grot Waaagh is what we deserve!
How I've reasoned it in my head for Hit vs Wound vs Save is basically "Your to hit is if you actually hit the unit/character, wounding is if the hit was in a good spot to actually do anything vs their armor/invuln save." I am still very new to the game but that's how I've reasoned it to myself and my girlfriend who's starting to get into the game as well as Necrons.
No, you're thinking of the Armageddon Steel Legion. Because they're based on the WWII Wermacht, and the Germans used tons of meth during the war. (As did the Allies, because no one knew what effects meth would have on people, long term. They treated that shit like over-the-counter pep pills.)
1:54:05 yes would definitely want to watch/hear a podcast for total war 40k, mainly consolidating all the rumors, what factions/ leaders yall want to see and whether or not they’ll make harlequins an actual faction again. Also would like your thoughts on how’d they do deamons since they’re the same in both universes
Please let Berrylalaleo out of his cage more often and get him on the podcast because he's hilarious. I love the way you all roast each other. Thats true friendship right there
Berillio: "So you know how Konami [means Bandai] has the Digimon Card Game who is basically a test for the One Piece Card Game?" WOW, I was not expecting a personal attack on my other physical game hobby in this podcast of all places.
"You don't have to rush" is actually a big one for me. I *am* kind of rushing right now, but that's because it tok me 2ish years to paint up 1300 points of sisters, and so I'm in the middle of a 4 month plan to finally hit 2000 points after I join the FLGS's crusade season. But I feel like I can rush because it's the home stretch, rather than going all in to hit 2000 points right off the bat. That scenic route has seen me paint space marines, chaos daemons, and Grey Knights as little palette cleansers in between sisters kits, and I like it that way.
I’m glad it wasn’t just me, I literally got confused on what they were talking about because I associated the colour of mustard to the chapter he was talking about
He also said "Iron Fists". It's just a matter of what your brain autocorrects to (if it does). Brad focused on the "Iron" while you had the mustard and probably "Fists" in mind. Also supreme confusion 👌 Berilio: "Imperial Hands not Fists? Shit" Brad: "Yes, yea, actually yeah, believe it or not" ... Berilio: "Imperial Hands - mustard" Brad: "God fucking damn it"
Ultramarines: mayonnaise Imperial Fists: mustard Blood Angels: ketchup Salamanders: wasabi White Scars: horseradish Iron Hands: sour cream Raven Guard: soy sauce Space Wolves: queso dip Black Legion: pepper Death Guard: kimchi Thousand Sons: garlic powder World Eaters: steak seasoning Emperor’s Children: powdered sugar Night Lords: salsa Iron Warriors: sea salt Word Bearers: hot sauce Alpha Legion: butter II Legion: relish XI Legion: whipped cream
Hilariously Crisis suits are why I decided magnetizing wasn't worth it. Needing fifteen weapons per suit made me give up on WYSIWYG. Just make my suits look cool and move on.
I'd argue its still good to be able to swap a crisis suit between forms. Plus, I mean, realistically, it's a good change. It lets you use loadouts that aren't just the objective best one, as the other loadouts dont get punished for its sins. And cyclic ion cannons were always going to vanish anyways, unless crisis suits got a new kit. 10th's philosophy of "Not in the kit, not in the unit" holds true.
Make the grotonaut, but it's not one grot. it's a bunch of grots its this horrific hive of grots all loosely working together to pilot this titan sized abomination make that thing Tengen Toppa Gurren Grotagan
Please read, "Rocks are not free, citizen." Old white dwarf thing, but amazing when talking about kinetic bombardment. I still think about it almost 20 years later.
As a person who have also sunk hundreds of hours into Total War, i would love a TW 40K episode. Should the map be planetary or like galactic sector? I think it might be a nice extra layer to conquer and manage several planets. Love the unhingedness of this episode
I successfully listened to this while in my office today, i was i formed by my office mate I was being weird and was not hiding my laughter well during the whole time. Thank you guys as always for a great time and congratulations on this huge Milestone
1:22:28 Hey, thanks for answering my question! I had a feeling part of the answer would have just been “make the decision” which is fair, but Berilio’s randomizer answer was pretty funny. But thanks, that was actually pretty helpful.
I'm Brazilian and I didn't even question that Berílio wasn't his real name all this time. It sounds like a real portuguese name, like Murílio or Benício.
I think smoking weed with Zandrekh would be the funnest shit. Dude would just start regaling you with all kinds of wacky war stories and moments he's trolled other people with his "madness", before he gets up and starts getting piggyback rides off a stone-cold-sober Obyron, acting like a general on horseback.
Hell yeah, can't wait to see what kind of detachments y'all come up with. It's a lot of fun to theorycraft that kinda stuff even if it ends up being a little insane sometimes lol.
"nobody did anything but LotR clones for 50 years" Elric, Dying Earth, Chronicles of Narnia, Once and Future King, Earthsea, The Last Unicorn: "Are we a joke to you?" The idea that fantasy was stagnate for 50 years post Tollkien is insane
Glen Cook was so mad about LotR being popular that he opened the gates for what we now call "grimdark" in the late 70s, and Thieves' World anthologies were doing their own gritty stuff around the same time.
I actually don't blame Tolkien for the fantasy stagnation as much as I blame Dungeons and Dragons (which was pretty much based entirely on Tolkien). I feel like it did way more to cement the various tropes of Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Halflings (Hobbits) etc than anything else.
Monkey's paw curls. The floating noise marine stage will happen, but it'll be treated like the CCB and not get the relevant keywords to interact with the noise marine detachment.
2:00:00 I'd absolutely be here for a Crossover with Zach Hazard. Bonus points if we get Mike there to join in the "not knowing what you're talking about but talking regardless"
01:05:45 in Italian, Strontium is pronounced Stronzio, which is similar to a slang word, "Stronzo", which means "a piece of shit". That funny to me because I'm a fucking baby
“He would be quoting ancient poetry at you” Hell yeah: 1)I am a fan of Bile 2)I am a nerd(also I like messed up science/biology shit, I would be really interested in listening to some of his work) 3)I like poetry (not only in a romantic way (but it too)) So it would be as “my jam” as possible
@@PrimordialNightmare read the trilogy Its insanely good He also listens to classics, while working, it’s just a really cool detail. And his character is made from them, like that he answers some questions by just raising an eyebrow. But at the same time it’s quite easy to relate to him(which isn’t the strongest side of most warhammer books), he has a sense of humor and feels passion for his creations and his work. The “Fabius Bile” trilogy by Josh Reanolds are one of , if not the best Warhammer books I ever read
I don't really know what Brads on about with Elves in LOTR. A large portion of the story is spent criticizing the elves for being complacent and disconnected from everyone else. For people who "do everything right" as Brad puts it, they sure set up the near end of the world pretty well.
1) how dare you make me remember Black Butler. 2) Imperial Hands/Iron Fists would be a hilarious name for your Alpha Legion. 3) The best real life parallel/inspiration is Lion El' Johnson and the Dark Angels being named after Lionel Johnson and his poem "the Dark Angel". It's about his struggles with homosexuality as a Catholic convert and just adds a tonne of bonus flavour to the Legion's lore. It turned Dark Angels from "ok" to my second favourite legion behind Emperor's Children.
Listening to the part where Berillio waxes poetic about how D&D, the OGL, and the SRD work was kind of heartbreaking given the recent direction of WotC/Hasbro about those elements of the game...
Aircraft idea my hamster wheel brain gave me while refusing to let me flippin' sleep (bear in mind I am new to 40k, experienced players can chime in): - Add an anti-aircraft battery to certain objectives on the battlefield - Give one to each home objective with identical fixed profiles, and another on a midfield objective (a kind of buff to going 1st at least against aircraft) - These can be operated once per turn by one of your infantry units by sacrificing their shooting for the phase, provided you have higher OC on the point - New keyword for certain units that provide small bonuses to using said anti-aircraft batteries, with certain armies (looking at you admech) having more access to the keyword - From turn 2, you can choose to activate AA batteries on the remaining objectives you control using a CP/shoooting phase/whatever seems balanced ready to be shot from turn 3. These can be stolen by the opponent. I think having fixed availability of AA on the battlefield (with minimally adjustable profiles) gives everything counterplay to aircraft which you could then balance aircraft around. I'm sure there's issues, I am fairly new, but could be interesting to test/refine?
I will forever say the Henry Cavill show should be the first Cain novel- it’s perfect: he’s a big heroic looking guy who’s a good enough actor to sell both “Cain the hero” and “Cain freaking out” You could have genestealers and cultists as the villains like the first book
Hello Brad and Eric, You may not read all comments, but I still want to express my appreciation to your contents. I’m a Taiwanese that played fantasy warhammer when I was 18 20 years ago. Last year when I tried to pick up the old habit again, I looked up RUclips contents that introducing 40K to see if this game is still attracting to me. Sadly there is not much of video content in Chinese about warhammer, but somehow the RUclips algorithm recommended your video alone with other channels like play on table top and table top tactics. In the beginning, those bigger channels do appeal to me better for the fancy video quality and battle reports, but at the end I found out that I enjoy your video much more. It’s not only that you guys talked about all aspect about this habit, but you guys do manage to let a none native English speaker like me to understand your content easily and enjoy your jokes. I went through all the videos that is in the play list and surprisingly very much enjoying the wide spectrum of content this channel had, from the painting tier list, to how to pick your secondary army(even I don’t had one at the time). I eventually selected generic space marine as the start point, as they are so vanilla but with everything you may want to try and a mediocre level painting difficulty, as you guys pointed out. I’m very glad I found this channel before I just randomly picked an army I may not really enjoy and quickly give up warhammer again. Finally, congratulations for reaching 100K subs, and I truly believe you guys will continue growing in an exponential speed.
It is amazing , how you guys came out of nowhere .. when i watched the first Video of yours , you had like 3k subs and now you are one of my most favorite things to watch/listen to on youtube and i don't even play the table top , cause money reasons :D thanks for the great contet :) keep it up
If you guys really want to collab with Vince V, I would suggest after 4th drops doing a "starting AoS as a 40k player". It would be a great way to bridge both communities.
My question was right at the front. This is probably the second greatest 40k youtuber moment for me. (The greatest being giving useful information to Auspex tactics and having it mentioned in a video.)
@@thepoorhammerpodcastWhat I find the most common in people who have read the books and don't like them, is that they never really tried to like them. Maybe approached them too cynically, or often skipped past the beautifully written descriptions. I remember reading LotR as a 15 year old withoutt the cynical pov and being completely enamored with the world and the writing. I even remember crying near the end. No other book immersed me as much as LotR
1:20:30 As much as I hate giving Space Marines more things, White Scars needs more exclusives. They have less exclusive models than Space Wolves has named characters.
I save Poorhammer episodes for painting sessions. But sometimes I spoil myself at bed time when the ADHD won't stfu and let me sleep and turn an episode on to save my sanity
EDIT: I fixed the timestamps! We found a cool limit, RUclips can't handle over 100 timestamps for some reason. That limit wasn't listed anywhere. I just doubled some question timestamps up and it works now.
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BERILIO HAS SICK DOGS! (I can't believe I've never known to abuse this fact until this recording. Muahahahaha!)
Berilio feet pics when?
If Eric gets into Emperors children please get Jen into World Eaters so you can have 4 chaos marines in your next trivia game show ^w^
Is Eric planning to get molds to grow on his Ork minis and call that a paint job
Really stretching your content to the 10 minute mark aren't you huh
Just stop listening around 27:49 into it.
Didn't even timestamp the merch plug 10/10
kiss me
You're making me so BRICKED up!
I will shovel you bricky, don't test me!
Hot take: Berilio is only simulating his accent to call Brad Bread.
Berilio has been from Wisconsin this whole time
Is Berilio RICH EVANS??
@PsychoEditor its Mr. Plinkett! This is what he does while he waits for his god dang vcr repair
Berilio is an absolute legend, deserves more love
The man throws out zingers CONSTANTLY.
Rumor has it they added air holes to his crate after the 100k mark.
More pay to be precise
>mentions dogs
>doesn't edit in pictures
Berilio should be ashamed of himself for this episode in all honesty
*Brad summons a squad of Tzaangors in front of Berilio's house*
@@theotv5522 *2 squads of tzaangors. Remember he has so many of them.
Berillio being a more frequent speaker is just lovely.
I agree
Totally agree
@@chaoslordzar7601 let's all hope and pray 🙏 for his consistent reoccurance
@@melekhthechanger88 we are together in agreement of Breilio being good.
@@Knight1029absolutely and this is before I found out he is named after an element and I am a chemist haha
Re: the Trazyn pokeball idea; you guys should make rules for Hoard Mode that is an assault on Trazyn's collection with the Hoard Master playing as Trazyn trowing whatever he has at hand at the invaders. Sounds like fun.
Agreed.
Oh my God that's genius! Especially cuz you couldn't realistically have detachment rules anyway with that kind of list.
Toss in a roll for the units doing whatever they like
"go forth my tyranids......no don't go after those guardsmen i released last turn"
Im stealing this for Horde mode
The Iron Fist/Imperial Hands was so funny
Subchapters I didn't know I needed. Next we need the Imperial Iron and Fist Hands 👊✋️
@@JawaBobImperial Iron being the artillery focused chapter that works closely with the Guard would go so fucking hard.
@@TitaniumLegmanbut also to piss Brad off: have them specialize in rocket launchers
@@c5dynomite
Pump action rocket launchers
Iron Fingies
That “your mom” joke was so outta left field. Fucking legendary
Tolkien spent 40 years developing tens of thousands of years of history, mythology, in-depth geological evolution, and full on languages
Brad: "Decent worldbuilding"
As surprising as it is, most people
I know have only watched the movies, so they would not really know how much depth Tolkien’s world had.
As someone who read the books, I can assure you no amount of world building can save bad writing. (I am absolutely just baiting LotR nerds into commenting at this point.)
@@thepoorhammerpodcast 🥤😀🍿
@@thepoorhammerpodcast The quality of a world and the quality of the story told in it are completely seperate. As an example completely out my ass, Bleach has incredible world building , but the way some fights end with all growth being instantly nullified (anything Chad does) has frustrated me to no end while watching it.
@@HighEffortUsername I'm pretty sure we're in agreement. That was basically my LotR take.
Eric: We should delete the Telemon because it's forgeworld, bad and forgettable.
Custodes players: Get him! Get him! GET HIS ASS!
honestly i like the telemon, not just the model which looks great but 24 shots str 6 ap-1 and dev wounds is just really handy to have aswell as being pretty tanky and having an extra gun with blast.
@@WillHammer117custodes also have like 15 models so deleting one would make them whine even harder
@theemperorprotects its like our coolest looking model
I would trade telecom for the other dreads to be in plastic
@@antoninjanku3358 id argue that theres a lot of sclupts that should be moved into plastic over the custodes dreads, which all look great and go together well (i have 3 smaller ones and a telemon) like the venatari were a pain to put together so id like to see them in plastic more or a spear upgrade sprue, and also forgeworld models tend to be better designed and look better then gw plastic's studio (altough that might also just be because that they have a less busy release schedule)
if i were to convert more models into plastic for 40k I think more guard or eldar stuff should be moved into plastic due to the age of some of the kits.
as for custodes, specifically we could do with more units just as a whole instead of resin to plastic, sisters are basically just 1 kit and 2 of our plastic vehicles are just space marine kits.
Brad: “I would remove Warhammer +”
BREAKING NEWS: Local TS sorcerer found dead. Could this be work of Imperial assassin?
Ork snipers
@@MadisonRamanamabangbang Baneblade scout tank
The Officio Assassinorum is just Boeing in the future
20:40 MY TELEMON!
41:50 MY TELEMON!
Ok the edit with the second got me lmao
MY MANWICH
MY CABBAGES
@@jarlathquinn2628 that's actually the reference I was making!
@@joshy7759 i figured
Y'know, really minor point, but I do really like the idea of T'au facial hair - and having more visible hair in general.
Especially using it as a way to maybe differentiate the Farsight Enclave as a splinter group - allowing them to have a more grizzled futuristic Samurai look.
…did Brad just say he takes his wedding ring off for recording with Eric?
He does WHAT
Brad's Tolkien spiel managed to get rid of whatever was left of my unfortunate tendency to just unthinkingly agree with all of Content Creator's takes, so thanks for that, Brad!
I personally like the way attacks work in 40k. You roll to hit = does your guy hit the target. Roll to wound = does your attack penetrate the enemy armor. Roll to save = did you hit anything of importance/does adrenaline keep the target going despite the injury. Besides rolling dice is one of the best parts of the hobby.
16:27
A great example of this kinda agreement is, ironically, what happened with Alfabusa (if the emperor had a Text To Speech device): 40k fucked up, so they moved to World of Darkness, which has the Dark Pack agreement precisely for this reason.
Throughout this entire episode, i just kept thinking of that meme of two wolves laughing while a third looks unamused.
All three of you took turns being the unamused wolf.
My headcanon for a Redacted Primarch...
During the scattering II landed on an infested world and was raised by Orks and he ended up purging all the earthborn marines "FER BEIN' SKRAWNY GITS" when he took over his legion and showed up to the Crusade with just the beefiest marines, putting even Angry Ron's kids to shame. The crime he committed was that his legion, the 2th, was just a bunch of geneseeded up Boyz in power armor who were actually super effective since the legions original colors were Purple and Yellow
GW left so many narrative doors on this, I agree that the 2 lost ones grew up on a xenos & another on a chaos infected planet. Both thought it was normal & big E nuked them from orbit.
Personally I think one of the lost legions became The Sons Of Malice.
Let half the questions in this video be a reminder for the fandom to ventilate their painting stations.
40k should he 90% aliens?
My brother in power armor, did you never hear about the Emperor's war to cleanse the galaxy of alien life? It was just this little Crusade. You may have heard of it, it was called World War 1.
The secret for making horde armies playable and not wasting everyone's time is movement trays. They're simple, cheap, and can make a 200 model horde's movement phase go by faster than a 40 model elite army if used correctly.
Edit: Eric really wants to bring back the Grot Revolushun list, eh? I second this. It was a cool way to run Orks.
They're also dirt cheap, and easily 3D printable!
I'm making some magnetic ones for my girlfriends many termagaubts.
Edit: If Snaggy Littletooth isn't a fieldable model, then GW has missed a massive opportunity. The Grot Waaagh is what we deserve!
Oh hell yeah, *second* one here, 3 hours of hobbying lined up, its all coming together
I should have planned my hobbying better, I've got nothing to paint :(
Eric has Orks you could help with!
My brother, I just went halfsies on my lfgs' last leviathan copy.
I am right there with you lol
Right here with you, except I have my students' assignments to grade.
@@thepoorhammerpodcast Eric needs to legally change his name to Erik if he wants to be considered a real Ork player
How I've reasoned it in my head for Hit vs Wound vs Save is basically "Your to hit is if you actually hit the unit/character, wounding is if the hit was in a good spot to actually do anything vs their armor/invuln save." I am still very new to the game but that's how I've reasoned it to myself and my girlfriend who's starting to get into the game as well as Necrons.
Condiment for White scars.... meth
No, you're thinking of the Armageddon Steel Legion.
Because they're based on the WWII Wermacht, and the Germans used tons of meth during the war. (As did the Allies, because no one knew what effects meth would have on people, long term. They treated that shit like over-the-counter pep pills.)
Cocaine?
39:10
Space whales!? A non-humanoid, not boring, not off the shelf generic Sci-fi gun holding race? In 40k!? Are you all crazy? This cannot be!
I didn't know Brad had a corgi! As a corgi owner I use 3d printed corgis for my fenrisian wolves!
I wish to see a picture of this
I, too, would like a picture of this.
May have to print up some more paint them up and send to Brad I know he loves Space Wolves.
I can't help but feel like corgis would be less cute if they were the size of Clydesdales.
1:54:05 yes would definitely want to watch/hear a podcast for total war 40k, mainly consolidating all the rumors, what factions/ leaders yall want to see and whether or not they’ll make harlequins an actual faction again.
Also would like your thoughts on how’d they do deamons since they’re the same in both universes
Emps children's 100% needs that dude on a monster truck with a flaming guitar from mad max
Part of me wants to grab a ork truck for goff rocker and do that. Get a back half printed for a stage.
Doof wagon
Imagine a Tzeentch demon that's a flock of mutated birds that is forming into runes to cast spells.
Sounds like a AoS endless spell
Now imagine painting that and you understand why they just do big bird guys.
"My model is the concept of entropy."
@@StarkMaximum Coward.
Imagine a psychic dread on a TS army! How revolutionary!
Congrats on 100k! A vtuber avatar doesn't have to be that much work. It's called "half-arsing it" lmao
Aren’t you that guy that screams about ravens?
Spot Paul in the wild!
Hi Paul!
How are you?
a wild Paul appears,how is the Magnus going together?
Please let Berrylalaleo out of his cage more often and get him on the podcast because he's hilarious. I love the way you all roast each other. Thats true friendship right there
Berillio: "So you know how Konami [means Bandai] has the Digimon Card Game who is basically a test for the One Piece Card Game?"
WOW, I was not expecting a personal attack on my other physical game hobby in this podcast of all places.
Bricky jumpscaring Brad over his bad opinions on Sisters lore is something that needs to continue.
"You don't have to rush" is actually a big one for me. I *am* kind of rushing right now, but that's because it tok me 2ish years to paint up 1300 points of sisters, and so I'm in the middle of a 4 month plan to finally hit 2000 points after I join the FLGS's crusade season. But I feel like I can rush because it's the home stretch, rather than going all in to hit 2000 points right off the bat. That scenic route has seen me paint space marines, chaos daemons, and Grey Knights as little palette cleansers in between sisters kits, and I like it that way.
The Trazyn thing exists in 30k with Alpha legion being able to take one unit from any other legions’ specialist units list
This podcast got me into the hobby, so I celebrated 100k with yall by painting a single rubric in the runtime of this video. Yes, one model in ~2:30
when Berilio answered mustard for Iron Hands who else just autocorrected in their mind to imperial fists?
I’m glad it wasn’t just me, I literally got confused on what they were talking about because I associated the colour of mustard to the chapter he was talking about
He also said "Iron Fists". It's just a matter of what your brain autocorrects to (if it does). Brad focused on the "Iron" while you had the mustard and probably "Fists" in mind.
Also supreme confusion 👌
Berilio: "Imperial Hands not Fists? Shit"
Brad: "Yes, yea, actually yeah, believe it or not"
...
Berilio: "Imperial Hands - mustard"
Brad: "God fucking damn it"
Ultramarines: mayonnaise
Imperial Fists: mustard
Blood Angels: ketchup
Salamanders: wasabi
White Scars: horseradish
Iron Hands: sour cream
Raven Guard: soy sauce
Space Wolves: queso dip
Black Legion: pepper
Death Guard: kimchi
Thousand Sons: garlic powder
World Eaters: steak seasoning
Emperor’s Children: powdered sugar
Night Lords: salsa
Iron Warriors: sea salt
Word Bearers: hot sauce
Alpha Legion: butter
II Legion: relish
XI Legion: whipped cream
Space Wolves getting mayonnaise is my favorite joke so far
Just finished a year at college today, got this ep for the drive home. Thank you guys for helping me through the school year and entertaining me ❤
Actually so real though, my law school prep has been so much better with this podcast haha
Drive safe!
@@thepoorhammerpodcast late to the comment as I didn’t get notified but thx so much y’all the best! Truly an entertaining 3 hours
Ultramarines not getting flour as a condiment is an oversight
Thank the Poorhammer podcast for keeping me entertained while I spend the next 3 hours washing lab dishes 👨🏼🔬🧽
Oh boy 3 hours… “yeah boss? Cough 😷 I can’t come in today…”
Just buy a small cheap bluetooth headphone and listen while you work :b
Your boss will be none the wiser
@@theotv5522this is the actual literal reason I grew my hair out.
My question made it in, this is epic. Thanks for the insight, love the channel good job on 100k!
Fellow Michigander here to say Brad's takes on Yoopers, that other state, and pizza are all correct
If they ever do battlereports, the first one has to be Jenny vs Berillio.
Absolutely
First thing I would do as Grand Dictator of GW: Every Black Library book ever written is now available as Print-On-Demand Paperback.
Gw is broke the next day.
@@ethanklee9041 nah, print on demand means it's paid for before production
@@DnBGolf yeah, but that also means you need to set up a whole machine to print the book for every time someone orders
@@ethanklee9041 I think Amazon has a print on demand service
That Trazyn bringing whatever would make a great horde for Horde Mode
Good morning guys, how are we doing today?
Excited by the length of this video. My kitchen is going to be SO clean
It's to late for the questions, wait for the 500k.
@@comlitbeta7532 damn... oh well it is what it is I guess
On the magnets question, they used to be really great on Tau Crisis suits. Key word USED TO BE *stares at new Codex*
Hilariously Crisis suits are why I decided magnetizing wasn't worth it. Needing fifteen weapons per suit made me give up on WYSIWYG. Just make my suits look cool and move on.
It's still nice so you can switch between the types.
Hey, at least magnetised models are ready for this. Think of the poor sods who glued loadouts that are now Legends...
I'd argue its still good to be able to swap a crisis suit between forms.
Plus, I mean, realistically, it's a good change. It lets you use loadouts that aren't just the objective best one, as the other loadouts dont get punished for its sins.
And cyclic ion cannons were always going to vanish anyways, unless crisis suits got a new kit. 10th's philosophy of "Not in the kit, not in the unit" holds true.
Make the grotonaut, but it's not one grot. it's a bunch of grots its this horrific hive of grots all loosely working together to pilot this titan sized abomination make that thing Tengen Toppa Gurren Grotagan
"Magic has worst lore"
Mha fandom existing,"are you challenging me"
Please read, "Rocks are not free, citizen." Old white dwarf thing, but amazing when talking about kinetic bombardment. I still think about it almost 20 years later.
As a person who have also sunk hundreds of hours into Total War, i would love a TW 40K episode.
Should the map be planetary or like galactic sector? I think it might be a nice extra layer to conquer and manage several planets.
Love the unhingedness of this episode
I successfully listened to this while in my office today, i was i formed by my office mate I was being weird and was not hiding my laughter well during the whole time. Thank you guys as always for a great time and congratulations on this huge Milestone
White Scars are Wasabi, Dark Angels should be kimchi, they improve in the dark and stew in their own juices
1:22:28 Hey, thanks for answering my question! I had a feeling part of the answer would have just been “make the decision” which is fair, but Berilio’s randomizer answer was pretty funny. But thanks, that was actually pretty helpful.
I'm Brazilian and I didn't even question that Berílio wasn't his real name all this time. It sounds like a real portuguese name, like Murílio or Benício.
All praises to the precious Berilio for completing the editing on this beast of an episode.
I think smoking weed with Zandrekh would be the funnest shit. Dude would just start regaling you with all kinds of wacky war stories and moments he's trolled other people with his "madness", before he gets up and starts getting piggyback rides off a stone-cold-sober Obyron, acting like a general on horseback.
My dream blunt rotation for that question would be the if the emporer had a TTS main cast
59:02 Trazyn pokeballs of bullshit on the table would be an amazing excuse to temporarily eldrazi winter the tabletop for an update.
Hell yeah, can't wait to see what kind of detachments y'all come up with. It's a lot of fun to theorycraft that kinda stuff even if it ends up being a little insane sometimes lol.
"nobody did anything but LotR clones for 50 years"
Elric, Dying Earth, Chronicles of Narnia, Once and Future King, Earthsea, The Last Unicorn: "Are we a joke to you?"
The idea that fantasy was stagnate for 50 years post Tollkien is insane
Chronicles of Narnia- Published 1950
Lord of the Rings- Published 1954
@@RushGamma true, but the point stands
@@RushGamma The Hobbit - Published 1937
Glen Cook was so mad about LotR being popular that he opened the gates for what we now call "grimdark" in the late 70s, and Thieves' World anthologies were doing their own gritty stuff around the same time.
I actually don't blame Tolkien for the fantasy stagnation as much as I blame Dungeons and Dragons (which was pretty much based entirely on Tolkien). I feel like it did way more to cement the various tropes of Elves, Orcs, Dwarves, Halflings (Hobbits) etc than anything else.
Monkey's paw curls. The floating noise marine stage will happen, but it'll be treated like the CCB and not get the relevant keywords to interact with the noise marine detachment.
2:00:00 I'd absolutely be here for a Crossover with Zach Hazard. Bonus points if we get Mike there to join in the "not knowing what you're talking about but talking regardless"
Strontium is sometimes used in dating minerals, It forms from the decay of Rubidium, so there's at least one use for it
01:05:45 in Italian, Strontium is pronounced Stronzio, which is similar to a slang word, "Stronzo", which means "a piece of shit". That funny to me because I'm a fucking baby
“He would be quoting ancient poetry at you”
Hell yeah:
1)I am a fan of Bile
2)I am a nerd(also I like messed up science/biology shit, I would be really interested in listening to some of his work)
3)I like poetry (not only in a romantic way (but it too))
So it would be as “my jam” as possible
I didn't know too much about bile, but when I saw one of his lines on Twitter and recognized Kipling I got a lot more interested XD
@@PrimordialNightmare read the trilogy
Its insanely good
He also listens to classics, while working, it’s just a really cool detail.
And his character is made from them, like that he answers some questions by just raising an eyebrow.
But at the same time it’s quite easy to relate to him(which isn’t the strongest side of most warhammer books), he has a sense of humor and feels passion for his creations and his work.
The “Fabius Bile” trilogy by Josh Reanolds are one of , if not the best Warhammer books I ever read
@@МакспростоМакс-и9в I'll put them on my reading list!
I don't really know what Brads on about with Elves in LOTR. A large portion of the story is spent criticizing the elves for being complacent and disconnected from everyone else. For people who "do everything right" as Brad puts it, they sure set up the near end of the world pretty well.
1) how dare you make me remember Black Butler.
2) Imperial Hands/Iron Fists would be a hilarious name for your Alpha Legion.
3) The best real life parallel/inspiration is Lion El' Johnson and the Dark Angels being named after Lionel Johnson and his poem "the Dark Angel". It's about his struggles with homosexuality as a Catholic convert and just adds a tonne of bonus flavour to the Legion's lore. It turned Dark Angels from "ok" to my second favourite legion behind Emperor's Children.
Listening to the part where Berillio waxes poetic about how D&D, the OGL, and the SRD work was kind of heartbreaking given the recent direction of WotC/Hasbro about those elements of the game...
Aircraft idea my hamster wheel brain gave me while refusing to let me flippin' sleep (bear in mind I am new to 40k, experienced players can chime in):
- Add an anti-aircraft battery to certain objectives on the battlefield
- Give one to each home objective with identical fixed profiles, and another on a midfield objective (a kind of buff to going 1st at least against aircraft)
- These can be operated once per turn by one of your infantry units by sacrificing their shooting for the phase, provided you have higher OC on the point
- New keyword for certain units that provide small bonuses to using said anti-aircraft batteries, with certain armies (looking at you admech) having more access to the keyword
- From turn 2, you can choose to activate AA batteries on the remaining objectives you control using a CP/shoooting phase/whatever seems balanced ready to be shot from turn 3. These can be stolen by the opponent.
I think having fixed availability of AA on the battlefield (with minimally adjustable profiles) gives everything counterplay to aircraft which you could then balance aircraft around. I'm sure there's issues, I am fairly new, but could be interesting to test/refine?
27:50 that's the definition of friendship
Idk if Berilio got a new mic or what, but he sounds really good this time.
He in fact did! I'm happy people noticed that.
I'm so happy and mad I got the Name of the Wind joke from Brad xD (I loved the quote Berilio mentioned, though)
Mobile Rock band?
Triumph of Saint Katherine but a rock band?
I’m here for it
I will forever say the Henry Cavill show should be the first Cain novel- it’s perfect: he’s a big heroic looking guy who’s a good enough actor to sell both “Cain the hero” and “Cain freaking out”
You could have genestealers and cultists as the villains like the first book
I am just like Brad in terms of hobbying and I just started playing rust for the first time ever. Got to say, great hyper addiction. 8/10
the fun thing with wounds is, the german localization had it as "Lebenspunkte", literally life points since at least 3rd edition 40k
Brad would be a ultramarine cus he is a dork and makes shit less fun
Hello Brad and Eric,
You may not read all comments, but I still want to express my appreciation to your contents. I’m a Taiwanese that played fantasy warhammer when I was 18 20 years ago. Last year when I tried to pick up the old habit again, I looked up RUclips contents that introducing 40K to see if this game is still attracting to me. Sadly there is not much of video content in Chinese about warhammer, but somehow the RUclips algorithm recommended your video alone with other channels like play on table top and table top tactics. In the beginning, those bigger channels do appeal to me better for the fancy video quality and battle reports, but at the end I found out that I enjoy your video much more. It’s not only that you guys talked about all aspect about this habit, but you guys do manage to let a none native English speaker like me to understand your content easily and enjoy your jokes.
I went through all the videos that is in the play list and surprisingly very much enjoying the wide spectrum of content this channel had, from the painting tier list, to how to pick your secondary army(even I don’t had one at the time).
I eventually selected generic space marine as the start point, as they are so vanilla but with everything you may want to try and a mediocre level painting difficulty, as you guys pointed out. I’m very glad I found this channel before I just randomly picked an army I may not really enjoy and quickly give up warhammer again.
Finally, congratulations for reaching 100K subs, and I truly believe you guys will continue growing in an exponential speed.
This was extremely heart-warming to read. Thank you for the kind words!
Baiting engagement with the LotR hot takes lol, thanks for answering mine, gratz on 102k
It is amazing , how you guys came out of nowhere .. when i watched the first Video of yours , you had like 3k subs and now you are one of my most favorite things to watch/listen to on youtube and i don't even play the table top , cause money reasons :D thanks for the great contet :) keep it up
If you guys really want to collab with Vince V, I would suggest after 4th drops doing a "starting AoS as a 40k player". It would be a great way to bridge both communities.
Dream blunt rotation is Fabius Bile, Maugan Ra,Sylvandri Veilwalker, Garviel Loken, Jenetia Krole, and Amon Taroumachian.
2:00:57 hear me out, THE BEST KIND OF STUPID. A super heavy for Grot Rebel armies!? Maybe could be one of Da Red Gobbos creations?
My question was right at the front. This is probably the second greatest 40k youtuber moment for me. (The greatest being giving useful information to Auspex tactics and having it mentioned in a video.)
Always keep the first models you painted. Really helps you see how you have grown.
2:46:20 If Google Translate is correct. "Barilio, where is the emergency exit? I've been stuck here for 2 weeks."
Super-legends question was a missed opportunity to get rid of Centurions.
They're aDornable though.
love the audio version, commenting for engagement. Here's to 100k more subscribers!
Brad's Tolkien opinions actually had me seething a little bit
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The truth often hurts.
@@thepoorhammerpodcast troll 😂
@@thepoorhammerpodcastWhat I find the most common in people who have read the books and don't like them, is that they never really tried to like them. Maybe approached them too cynically, or often skipped past the beautifully written descriptions. I remember reading LotR as a 15 year old withoutt the cynical pov and being completely enamored with the world and the writing. I even remember crying near the end. No other book immersed me as much as LotR
@@tomekk.1889 Or were too young for them. I read them as a early teen and bounced of hard from the 20-page descriptions of trees
Eric: “whee of time was perfection until the last two books”
Me: “This man is a danger to himself and others”
Ok do not let bro near the kitchen to cook ever again after that Tolkien take 💀
Like, I can see not enjoying his books or whatever. But that take was seriously moronic
Wouldn’t know really never seen or read LoTR seems kinda stupid and boring
It's the backbone of modern fantasy you should read it for it's cultural significance alone @@andosan5995
"Tolkien stagnated fantasy"
My brother in Emperor, you are warhammer youtuber.
1:20:30 As much as I hate giving Space Marines more things, White Scars needs more exclusives. They have less exclusive models than Space Wolves has named characters.
I save Poorhammer episodes for painting sessions. But sometimes I spoil myself at bed time when the ADHD won't stfu and let me sleep and turn an episode on to save my sanity