I am so disappointed that he didn't Naruto run into the sunset over an anime theme song, while restraining himself from singing along as to not break character.
Main Example: First Pokemon Mystery dungeon game. (Massive Spoiler): The Gengar that's Part of Team Meanies in The Rescue team games was kind of an Arrogant and selfish prick in his human life prior to being cursed by Ninetales and staight up abandoned his Gardevoir after said Gardevoir gave her life to save him from a Different Curse from Ninetales. Realistically, Gardevoir has every right to hate him, and even acknowledges how much of an ass he was, but Gardevoir still loved him unconditionally, flaws and all. Upon finding that out, Gengar begins to feel guilty and remorseful and even starts his own redemption arc where he sets out to undo his mistake and save Gardevoir from what is a fate worse than death, and he succeeds, but at the cost of Gardevoir no longer remembering him, which even Gengar acknowledges is better than he deserves.
I was so shocked when I saw the title of the video only to watch it and start laughing 🤣🤣and I know Jack was throwing shades at some people especially with that Delphox one 😭
When I first played I used to main wigglytuff and um I guess it’s true, i have a hidden hatred towards maybe someone. But I don’t show it as much generally because vibing with gratitude most of the time
4:15 “it’s not that everything is your fault… but I mean… it would be better if you started thinking that way.” Using this with my partner during our next argument. Wish me luck.
R.I.P. scotty9384. They were a person who played Pokemon Unite, and really loved Spragels. They were found dead in their apartment this Thursday. Cause of death is officially listed as "Played stupid games, won stupid prizes."
I think for Venu, you could’ve said, “You weren’t the most popular person in high school, but you tried to be. You hung out with all the popular kids in school but no one would invite you to hang out outside of school” Because Venu is the least popular out of the three starters
at least this delphox roast had the decency to imply that i have the forethought to have a second, more secret computer. the bare minimum of spicing up the joke.
I feel... Yea as a ninetails main... I can't carry the team, the team can't carry me. And yet I still end up doing way to much for it. I'm not happy about it but oh well...
My jaw dropped when he said balstoise mains cant fit in any clothes size. If i wear XL its too tight on the chest , if i go for a bigger size it makes it seem like i am running around with a robe😅
As a dragapult main, you've got me! I have a wolf tattoo, a wolf hat, maybe a picture or two of myself hanging out with some wolves soooo.... good call
0:24 Absol
0:36 Aegislash
1:00 Azumarill
1:11 Blastoise
1:33 Blaziken
1:46 Blissey
2:00 Buzzwole
2:11 Chandelure
2:24 Charizard
2:42 Cinderace
2:55 Clefable
3:08 Comfey
3:27 Cramorant
3:38 Crustle
3:55 Decidueye
4:25 Delphox
4:42 Dodrio
5:07 Dragapult
5:22 Dragonite
5:33 Duraludon
5:56 Eldegoss
6:12 Espeon
6:25 Falinks
6:44 Garchomp
6:59 Gardevoir
7:18 Gengar
7:31 Glaceon
7:41 Goodra
8:06 Greedent
8:24 Greninja
8:57 Gyarados
9:07 Hoopa
9:20 Inteleon
9:28 Lapras
9:44 Leafeon
9:59 Lucario
10:23 Machamp
10:38 Mamoswine
10:58 Meowscarada
11:22 Metagross
11:30 Mew
11:41 Mew2
12:12 Mimikyu
12:23 Miraidon
12:40 Mr. Mime
12:55 Ninetales
13:04 Pikachu
13:20 Sableye
13:35 Scizor
14:02 Scyther
14:30 Slowbro
14:47 Snorlax
15:03 Sylveon
15:38 Talonflame
15:52 Trevenant
16:06 Tsareena
16:28 Tyranitar
16:47 Umbreon
17:32 Urshifu
17:44 Venusuar
17:59 Wigglytuff
18:15 Zacian
18:24 Zeraora
18:34 Zoroark
fun fact I was 80% through this and accidently closed tab and had to restart :)
you have too much time on your hands
jeez dude-
That fun fact though. 🥲
Thank you.
fun fact earned my like
As a Greninja main, I will simply not tolerate this slander.
*smokebombs and runs away into the shadows*
🤣🤣🤣
I am so disappointed that he didn't Naruto run into the sunset over an anime theme song, while restraining himself from singing along as to not break character.
As a former Greninja main, I will
The Dragonite one is more factually accurate than you can even imagine.
You just roasted yourself bro 😭
Ngl...damn...
Bro he attacked my soul
As a Dragonite main, i feel personally attacked. Now i will bully a Duraladon to feel better
Never in the life😂
The delphox and gardevoir made me realise that spragels stayed in the internet for WAY too long💀
ikr?💀
As a Glaceon main, we didn't pick up Pokemon Unite because Mario Party got too hard.
We picked up Pokemon Unite because Uno got too hard.
real…
Surely MY main won’t be roasted too bad.
*watches video*
SURPRISED PIKACHU FACE
Now I’m curious what’s your main?
Haha this is great..
"Your gums bleed when you floss"
DAMMIT
boom, blood everywhere
As a 29 going to 30 this year who mains charizard, this kinda hurt me with how much accurate it is 😢😰😭
There with ya, bud..
as a 29 going to 30 i was happy i do not like Charizard in the slightest
0:19 absol
0:39 aegislash
1:02 Azumarill
1:14 blastoise
1:35 blaziken
1:48 blissey
2:02 buzzwole
2:14 chandeloir
2:26 charizard
2:43 cinderace
2:56 clefable
3:09 comfey
3:28 cramarant
3:41 crustle
3:57 decidueye
4:27 delphox
4:44 dodrio
5:10 dragapult
5:23 dragonite
5:40 duraladon
5:58 eldegoss
6:14 espeon
6:27 falinks
6:45 garchomp
7:02 gardevoir
7:19 gengar
7:33 glaceon
7:44 goodra
8:06 greedent
8:25 greninja
8:58 garydos
9:09 hoopa
9:22 inteleon
9:29 lapras
9:46 lefeon
10:00 lucario
10:25 machamp
10:40 mamoswine
11:00 meowscarada
11:24 metagross
11:32 mew
11:43 mewtwo x and y
12:15 mimikyu
12:25 miraidon
12:41 mr mime
12:56 anine
13:06 pikachu
13:22 sableye
13:36 scissor
14:03 scyther
14:32 slowbro
14:48 snorlax
15:05 sylveon
15:39 talonflame
15:56 trevenant
16:08 tsareena
16:29 TTar
16:49 umbreon
17:34 urshifu
17:46 venasaur
18:00 wigglytuff
18:16 zacian
18:27 zeraora
18:37 zoark
I probably misspelled some. Idc. Here ya go
the glaceon one is pure laughter from me as a person who has played mario party. bro that joke was brutal
Yep, 100% me too. 😅
It only gets difficult against Peach, Mario, and Donkey Kong. Somehow they're getting favoritism. I know it.
Gardevoir is spot on lol😂. Gardevoir does not love you guys back. let her go.
NO. I refuse, you cannot gaslight me
Pokedex says otherwise. 😅
Me in a death-life situation seeing Gardevoir coming towards me:😊
Seeing Gardevoir coming towards me:💀
Yeah, mine and I are just friends. I'm more friendly with my Best friend Roserade. And even then I'm not attracted that way to her
Jokes on you Gardevoir is telepathic and can undertsand a trainers feelings and it doesn't matter if your toxic or kind it still wants to protect you
Main Example: First Pokemon Mystery dungeon game. (Massive Spoiler):
The Gengar that's Part of Team Meanies in The Rescue team games was kind of an Arrogant and selfish prick in his human life prior to being cursed by Ninetales and staight up abandoned his Gardevoir after said Gardevoir gave her life to save him from a Different Curse from Ninetales. Realistically, Gardevoir has every right to hate him, and even acknowledges how much of an ass he was, but Gardevoir still loved him unconditionally, flaws and all. Upon finding that out, Gengar begins to feel guilty and remorseful and even starts his own redemption arc where he sets out to undo his mistake and save Gardevoir from what is a fate worse than death, and he succeeds, but at the cost of Gardevoir no longer remembering him, which even Gengar acknowledges is better than he deserves.
You can be someone's bodyguard and still not love them.
I felt attacked when he talked bout comfey mains💀
GOOD.
most of the comfeys on my team suck ass
You should be ashamed
That was me, I attacked you. I am currently attacking you.
@@viva3401 stop😭
Talking about Umbreon mains
THE VOID:
I'm actually scared how accurate the Blastoise mains one was for me... Are you spying on me cowboy
Same, bro is spying on all blastoise mains
All blastoise mains are same. I'm on the same boat.
@@anonymousmemer6186 we are the boat
Sorry to rain on your parade but I don't think it's accurate lol
@@RedButterflyOfDoom that's cool bro, I was just speaking on myself, but go off King
Bro, your so accurate with the blissey mains💀
As someone who one tricked Lucario on release and then took a huge break till now:
Damn
I love Chomp, and yes I DO own a sword
The Glaceon main roast was a death sentence 💀💀
As an Inteleon main, I hate it because it's true
Me, a mamo/chomp main: aw, thanks for calling me cool, man (while kicking my sword to under the bed)
As a Talonflame main who actually has a speedrun WR, I absolutely agree with your thorough analysis
What game is the run from if you don’t mind me asking
Thank you, thank you so much (Mamo main here)!
Dragapult one might be true, how many wolf shirts I have though is a secret
How’d he know I’m self conscious about how close I am to people when standing in line? 😭
The Buzzwole one killed me fr 💀🤣
I was so shocked when I saw the title of the video only to watch it and start laughing 🤣🤣and I know Jack was throwing shades at some people especially with that Delphox one 😭
Absolutely fantastic Sr. Best roast next to the new tom brady roast. Superb job
Very kind of you. Thank you!
Im actually going to be scared of people who have a whole tub of protein powder.
... i may or may not own a sword
The Mewtwo one is ON POINT
You really nailed the Ninetales main because I mained A9 ever since Season 1 with over 3k battles. I just had to carry the pokemon myself.
Thank you for the generous super chat!
When I first played I used to main wigglytuff and um I guess it’s true, i have a hidden hatred towards maybe someone. But I don’t show it as much generally because vibing with gratitude most of the time
That mimikyu one is fully correct and it felt personal, like it isn’t even mean it’s just a very specific statement.
Oh man, as an Elde main that felt accurate xD
As a dragonite main, you are correct! And as a person knows a lot of decidueye and metagross mains, yeah yeah I can see that.
4:15 “it’s not that everything is your fault… but I mean… it would be better if you started thinking that way.”
Using this with my partner during our next argument. Wish me luck.
How'd it go.??
It's a trap! 🤣
R.I.P. scotty9384. They were a person who played Pokemon Unite, and really loved Spragels. They were found dead in their apartment this Thursday. Cause of death is officially listed as "Played stupid games, won stupid prizes."
Zoroark main here, I can say... I love that fox... And I love ilusion. But Zoroark doesn't have a hollowear to bought right now, so... I want protest.
As a Sableye main, Im actually really Flabbergasted on how on point you said that😂
ok that talonflame one was scary accurate with the speedrun stuff
Who speedruns required so much pinpoint acting
As a Ttar main, in my excuse it is infact my team's fault for wandering off the map instead of helping me with the objectives
If only they'd let me have all the jungle we'd win every time! 🤬
@@miketheperformer5972Fr, even the speedsters in my team understands i need to go central
BRO THE MEW ONE JUST CALLED ME OUT... your right though
Look, I only play Delphox because Fire Spin is really fun and it’s a good supporting attacker…hold on the fbi’s at my door I’ll be right back
Being a decidueye main is already a roast.😂
You're so cool for the Hey Arnold reference 🏈
I think for Venu, you could’ve said, “You weren’t the most popular person in high school, but you tried to be. You hung out with all the popular kids in school but no one would invite you to hang out outside of school” Because Venu is the least popular out of the three starters
Nice one
THE GARDEVOIR ONE WAS SO TRUE THON
Jokes on you, I don't play Mario Party...I play UNO like a real man
Lol! As a Sableye main, I didn’t expect you’ll bring up the cinema challenge but yeah you’re ridiculously right! 😂
Comfey & Schyter roast cracked me up the most. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I'm a silvion main and it's so accurate
When he started speaking about gardevoir I became concerned, then I realized he wasn't talking about me lol
zera mains (me) watching this as its horrifically accurate
(HOW DID YOU KNOW?!?!)
"No one who is cool thinks they're cool"
*pizza steve enters the chat*
Mewtwo mains: people move away from you in the bus!
This was more accurate than I thought was even possible...
6:15 I feel personally attacked I don't even eat paprika chips because I think their too spicy😭
Oh my god the Chandelure is so accurate to me like Jake you can't call me out like that!
This was hilarious! You hit home on way to many things with me.
at least this delphox roast had the decency to imply that i have the forethought to have a second, more secret computer. the bare minimum of spicing up the joke.
Was a little disappointed at the consistent waifu-joking. The fruit's hanging so low it's rotting in the ground, already.
@@theScarletSprig true
I was worried of him roasts me for playing zoroark, but he was very wholesome actually
As I said in my own comment, he went too easy on Shadowheart Bloodmoon the Sonic OC.
The “Love something else” is scaring me.
The Delphox one caught me off guard.. and its eerily accurate id imagine LMAO
I'm scared on how accurate the aegislash one is
Not dragonite, Metagross,Mr mime and mew mains crying in the corner of there room/parents basement
As a Crustle main, this offends me.
We eat only the finest cat food, thank you very much.
Im not even a blastoise main, but he rocks the hell out of that firefighter outfit, so idk what you’re talking about 😂
Imagine playing a squishy mon and then at the end game a uniting tyranitar just jumps out of a bush
Yes I do everything I can not to evolve when I’m gengar, I am a haunter main
He really got me spot on with sylveon how did he know im scared
Missed opportunity for mew.
Your parents need you to mewve out. This is my favorite video so far Jake! Love it
Back then the fight gets REAL personal when 2 lucarios meet, and it still is
why are these types of videos so accurate
I feel... Yea as a ninetails main... I can't carry the team, the team can't carry me. And yet I still end up doing way to much for it. I'm not happy about it but oh well...
As a Dragonite main, that was mean but fair and true.
I thought Mrwhosetheboss has shittest thought but spragels exists
Garchomp main here. I do have swords, but lightsabers so you're still right 😂
alternatively - Spray Gels experiences catharsis by roasting all his ranked teammates in a TOS-safe manner
Seeing Jake reference Viva la Dirt League makes me extremely happy
As an abusive ahh mfer of a ribboned Mewtwo, yes, I have zero skill.
Probably the most unbiased and most lore accurate Unite video of all time.
My jaw dropped when he said balstoise mains cant fit in any clothes size. If i wear XL its too tight on the chest , if i go for a bigger size it makes it seem like i am running around with a robe😅
I felt so read with the garchomp roast
The Garchomp Main statement was weirdly right about me
as a Cram main, you read me like a book
As a mamo main, this might be my new favorite video! Hilarious and great job with this content!
Jake : if you're a main B tier, I hate you
Deci main here and I’m early for a change. But damn that roast is scarily accurate 🤣🤣🤣 keep up the good work spragels ♥️
Man you really nailed it with the mimikyu one for me lol
I'm totally a Sylveon! You got that 100% right lmao :D
Man... The Glaceon roast was cruel 😂
As an eldegoss main I’ll tell you my jaw DROPPED when you mentioned the teacher 😭 be fr
I used to live with a Sylveon main. Hoo boy did you nail that one.
The floss thing for trevanent was to personal and accurate
8:27 me feel like a ninja👊💥
I cried laughing the whole way through, this was great XD. Subscribed 😂
I love all the Office clips. Great roast!
"Leafeon mains, when you played sports as a kid..." You can stop there, already inaccurate 😂
The charizard one is spot on perfect on me, how did you catch me red handed man, how!!!
As a dragapult main, you've got me! I have a wolf tattoo, a wolf hat, maybe a picture or two of myself hanging out with some wolves soooo.... good call