The woman who survived the 6-mile fall lives because she fell into an ant hill, and the bites from the ants kept her unconscious body in shock so her heart kept beating.
I would love to come to stream, but work keeps me busy. Even though I miss out on a lot, I am incredibly grateful for the work you and your editors do to get such highly entertaining videos out on such a consistent basis
That's so true. That's part of the reason why he's such a good smash commentator I think, his voice is just mad fun to Listen to! It's also part of why his Podcast is so good!
@@nomannic1 hahaa I was hoping I'd get someone to ask about it! It's called "How did we get here", and coney and alpharad semi-regularly upload episodes where they have a topic the ep is about and then they just completely derail the conversation and at the end they ask themselves "how did we get here", hence the name. It's great!
G4 trying to make it's comeback was both exciting and sad to see when it ultimately failed. Coney wanting to play Waifu Impact would get him Anaylyzed the whole time.
I can't believe it but Coney has successfully made me a fan of someone literally saying "I am going to make bait content for views" like God fucking bless king make that bread for your family 👪 🙏
Coneys 1000% right cloud gaming is definitely the future but it’s not something people want now especially when comcast is like 90% of people internet providers
One thing i think also ruining videogames is how many of them release unfinished either due to time constraints or just straight up poor optimization and gameplay choices
Coney, my guy, my hombre, my parasocial pal... Cloud gaming is going to be a shitshow. Even if it becomes reliable enough to game, it'll just be turned into the next streaming war. That $50 a month for games will turn into subscriptions for every damn major publisher like they have with TV/Movie stuff. Even if the technology can get there, the all-consuming hunger for what's in your wallet is going to make it a miserable experience.
The main issue with cloud gaming in the future is the monopolisation and carving up of certain areas by companies that provide internet services. Without incentive to provide a better service, the speeds needed for cloud gaming are going to be hard to access. Also honestly very glad Microsoft was blocked in that acquisition. People can be annoyed at Sony but at the end of the day that level of stacking the deck in your favour with all the studios Microsoft bought out is bad news imo. If Sony tried to buy Activision Blizzard and got blocked I'd so be similarly glad. Not trying to start a flame war, just giving my two cents.
@@byrontheusurper6505 Coney devolving into insanity over the course of three hours of the worst content he’s ever came up with. Peep the VOD on Twitch if you’ve got the time (but I would highly recommend watching it on increased speed)
Saying Google stadia was ahead of it'd time for using cloud gaming is like say chernobyl was ahead of it'd time for using nuclear-power. Like yeah but neither was built up properly.
Also like both there were others who did it successfully before them. Like the Playstation did cloud gaming too, before Stadia. This isn't a VR situation, it's been done.
I always loved the 'controversy' of Xbox buying activision and Sony whining like it didn't do the exact same thing with their 'Timed Exclusive' of SFV that completely monopolized the fighting game industry for their console
The difference is that fighting games are nowhere near as big as CoD I guess. So at that point the FTC has to step in. But yeah it’s the exact same thing
@@DesTr069 While a big difference, timed exclusives would create levels of irrelevance. So when the time ended if you weren't buying on PC, why would you buy for an Xbox? Then there was stuff like Destiny making weapon exclusives and year 1 weapons irrelevant with introduction to Year 2 weapons. Cod also had timed exclusives so Sony would use these to hold control of a market while not outright buying them. Timed exclusivity makes a hell of a difference due to the known lifespan of cod games, while only a month that's more than enough time to collect the greater playerbase. As shown by them purchasing Destiny, it wasn't above them. Sony pushing and getting started what is now the triple a standard of $70 games isn't helping
So about that Dolmen game. I had friends during May 2022 whose job was to hand out flyers promoting the game. They didn't seem really thrilled and I'm happy to hear watchmojo considers it the 10th worst game of 2022
Coney you honestly don't know how right you are about game streaming. Xbox Xcloud has the entire game pass library and is shockingly responsive. Now I wouldn't play a fighting game using it, but I have beaten story driven single player games using only it. If you already have game pass you really should at least try it out.
so what has happened with the Activision blizzard acquisition is that the FTV is trying to block by sueing but is doing a bad job on both their own part and the way of evidence against it the most they have is they could make it exclusive. Nintendo agreed if this goes through 10 years of cod on Nintendo they did the same with steam except they didn't sign so instead Gabe Newell said I don't need to I know you will keep posting your games here. What the FTV said against the acquisition is seen as not good reasons why.
Coney please you have to fix the audio of your content I have to turn my volume all the way up compared to any other video or stream that I watch. It is much easier to make videos quieter than figure out wacky ways to make ONLY YOUR videos way louder
How do you make G4 work? Well...rooster teeth had it figured out at one point. But one of the hosts quit to make porn and the other got banished to the shadow realm....
I truly liked Adam sessler coming back.. that froth chick and couple others were just not real gamers or presented themselves as credible journalist.. it just didn't flow well, Girard needed to be more of a forefront, instead they kept the completionist hidden behind the loud ass non gamers whos conversations were always driven by froths perogative that evening. Maybe sessler does his own channel
Love Jesus, built hope faith and just on his word. Matthew 4:17 "For at about that time Jesus began to preach repent the kingdom of heaven is at hand." Repent: to change your mind, to believe Jesus and what he said, to change your ways, to ask for forgiveness. Note at each point in the past you did something wrong you wish you had done the right thing. Hebrews 4:16 "Let us therefore come boldly unto the throne of grace, that you may obtain mercy, and find grace to help in time of need." Grace: That which is not deserved yet given anyway, unmerited favor and assistance. Mercy: when God gets in front of what you deserve making it of none effect.
Drama bait => the color red => watch Mojo is a true combo.
Truly the ToD of clickbait
It’s never failed
yeah it’s frame one
Ong fr fr
Coney is the king of clickbait
and afterwards you're plus
"I'm rlly loving youtube"
*on the podcast* "yeah, youtube's just kind of a side project for me, I don't rlly care"
He is my favourite conman this one.
The real life spamton, pre tragedy
@@relaxation_and_tax_evasion haha true
The woman who survived the 6-mile fall lives because she fell into an ant hill, and the bites from the ants kept her unconscious body in shock so her heart kept beating.
She needs ant bites to live
That's such a crazy story that I know it's true, because nobody could possibly come up with a lie like that.
I love when clickbait has the opposite effect on me. if I had realized this was a watchmojo video earlier I would've clicked INSTANTLY
The Hubris of WatchMojo to call a game lazily put together when every top 10 they make is lazily put together.
I would love to come to stream, but work keeps me busy. Even though I miss out on a lot, I am incredibly grateful for the work you and your editors do to get such highly entertaining videos out on such a consistent basis
Coney has a very entertaining voice
That's so true. That's part of the reason why he's such a good smash commentator I think, his voice is just mad fun to Listen to! It's also part of why his Podcast is so good!
It immediately influences me
@@byrontheusurper6505 yo hook me up with his podcast!! what's the name??
@@nomannic1 How Did We Get Here, it’s him and Jacob Alpharad just kinda shootin the shit it’s great
@@nomannic1 hahaa I was hoping I'd get someone to ask about it! It's called "How did we get here", and coney and alpharad semi-regularly upload episodes where they have a topic the ep is about and then they just completely derail the conversation and at the end they ask themselves "how did we get here", hence the name. It's great!
"I have a Great Idea" is a top tier CONEY bit
Coney I tried to introduce you to my family, and the first they asked was "is that Ludwig?" 😭
we’re finally over 30 reactmojo videos no where to go but up i suppose, watchmojo will never die
G4 trying to make it's comeback was both exciting and sad to see when it ultimately failed.
Coney wanting to play Waifu Impact would get him Anaylyzed the whole time.
I can't believe it but Coney has successfully made me a fan of someone literally saying "I am going to make bait content for views" like God fucking bless king make that bread for your family 👪 🙏
Props to the editor for playing Honeycomb Highway at 16:28
Coneys 1000% right cloud gaming is definitely the future but it’s not something people want now especially when comcast is like 90% of people internet providers
One thing i think also ruining videogames is how many of them release unfinished either due to time constraints or just straight up poor optimization and gameplay choices
Nope.
I forgot spellbreak is dying, genuinely love that game even though I only played it for like 2 months after launch. It's so unique and fun as hell.
Coney, my guy, my hombre, my parasocial pal... Cloud gaming is going to be a shitshow. Even if it becomes reliable enough to game, it'll just be turned into the next streaming war. That $50 a month for games will turn into subscriptions for every damn major publisher like they have with TV/Movie stuff. Even if the technology can get there, the all-consuming hunger for what's in your wallet is going to make it a miserable experience.
16:28 perfect timing for honeycomb highway to play during this
Coney is my new old Ludwig
I almost thought this was going to be real drama, thank god it was watch mojo
i love how coney personified the killzone series
2:32 i was enjoying the fucc out of spellbreak although i have admittedly not thought about it in forever
The main issue with cloud gaming in the future is the monopolisation and carving up of certain areas by companies that provide internet services. Without incentive to provide a better service, the speeds needed for cloud gaming are going to be hard to access.
Also honestly very glad Microsoft was blocked in that acquisition. People can be annoyed at Sony but at the end of the day that level of stacking the deck in your favour with all the studios Microsoft bought out is bad news imo. If Sony tried to buy Activision Blizzard and got blocked I'd so be similarly glad.
Not trying to start a flame war, just giving my two cents.
"I have a great idea" jumpscares me every time. Coney pls
Cheers Coney but I’m still not over the events of yesterday’s stream
What happened?
What he do?
Aware :(
@@byrontheusurper6505 Aware
@@byrontheusurper6505 Coney devolving into insanity over the course of three hours of the worst content he’s ever came up with. Peep the VOD on Twitch if you’ve got the time (but I would highly recommend watching it on increased speed)
12/22/2022 - Never Forget.
Can't wait for horizon 3 to come out for the next revolutionary game of our time to come out
Saying Google stadia was ahead of it'd time for using cloud gaming is like say chernobyl was ahead of it'd time for using nuclear-power. Like yeah but neither was built up properly.
Also like both there were others who did it successfully before them. Like the Playstation did cloud gaming too, before Stadia. This isn't a VR situation, it's been done.
I always loved the 'controversy' of Xbox buying activision and Sony whining like it didn't do the exact same thing with their 'Timed Exclusive' of SFV that completely monopolized the fighting game industry for their console
The difference is that fighting games are nowhere near as big as CoD I guess. So at that point the FTC has to step in. But yeah it’s the exact same thing
@@DesTr069
While a big difference, timed exclusives would create levels of irrelevance.
So when the time ended if you weren't buying on PC, why would you buy for an Xbox?
Then there was stuff like Destiny making weapon exclusives and year 1 weapons irrelevant with introduction to Year 2 weapons.
Cod also had timed exclusives so Sony would use these to hold control of a market while not outright buying them.
Timed exclusivity makes a hell of a difference due to the known lifespan of cod games, while only a month that's more than enough time to collect the greater playerbase.
As shown by them purchasing Destiny, it wasn't above them.
Sony pushing and getting started what is now the triple a standard of $70 games isn't helping
Damn they really let Popeye get absolutely ronnied in that game
What's the song at 2:32?
You know the worst part is. Not only did I click on the video with different expectations I still finished the video
19:16 answer, you hear the theme from Kirby Triple Deluxe, Hypernova Inhale
Coney I love the content but I will never forgive you for what you made me go through on 12/22/22
What he do
@@maple1660 you don’t want to know
@@maple1660 the worst stream ever
@@maple1660 Some ideas don't work out the way you think it would
@@SomaRogue uh oh, what did he do?
14:50 where is this from lol
It’s from one of the recent react wars
I watched the parachute jump just a few weeks ago in physics class
8:45. Sony getting shit on.
1:43 Man predicted Microsoft’s new marketing plan.
16:47 Commence anxiety
Dolmen's concept sounds great
So about that Dolmen game. I had friends during May 2022 whose job was to hand out flyers promoting the game. They didn't seem really thrilled and I'm happy to hear watchmojo considers it the 10th worst game of 2022
9:57 SURPRISED ME
Coney you honestly don't know how right you are about game streaming.
Xbox Xcloud has the entire game pass library and is shockingly responsive.
Now I wouldn't play a fighting game using it, but I have beaten story driven single player games using only it.
If you already have game pass you really should at least try it out.
Coney really forgot Crash 4 exists
16:29 that’s a marvel character, the bees are n*zis
9:45 Seems possible, that is what they did with Rare
Idk why it took me so long to realize this is zeku’s theme
Stadia shut down
That crash team racing remake slapped tho
YOOOO crypt of the necro dancer music goes dummmy hard here
Canes hat is BASED
Coney!! It’s winter now!! Get with the times
24:03 THE COTTONMOUTH
Ok but imagine tickling a dude with a car on his head
so what has happened with the Activision blizzard acquisition is that the FTV is trying to block by sueing but is doing a bad job on both their own part and the way of evidence against it the most they have is they could make it exclusive.
Nintendo agreed if this goes through 10 years of cod on Nintendo
they did the same with steam except they didn't sign so instead Gabe Newell said I don't need to I know you will keep posting your games here.
What the FTV said against the acquisition is seen as not good reasons why.
Oooh glad I came back I almost didn’t watch but it’s a Mojo video
Thought you was watching the new josh strife Hayes video from the title
What did coney do on stream yesterday that everyone is talking about
This guy's clickbait power is evolving beyond our imagination
Wait 20 is the world record? I think 1942 Germany has something to add to the competition.
How did we manage to evolve and survive as a species and still have people like this that exist?
🤨
Coney please you have to fix the audio of your content I have to turn my volume all the way up compared to any other video or stream that I watch. It is much easier to make videos quieter than figure out wacky ways to make ONLY YOUR videos way louder
How do you make G4 work? Well...rooster teeth had it figured out at one point. But one of the hosts quit to make porn and the other got banished to the shadow realm....
Sony checks their wallet and realize they can't afford to do it lol, I remember something similar with Driveclub.
Titanfall has to come back Prayge
I truly liked Adam sessler coming back.. that froth chick and couple others were just not real gamers or presented themselves as credible journalist.. it just didn't flow well, Girard needed to be more of a forefront, instead they kept the completionist hidden behind the loud ass non gamers whos conversations were always driven by froths perogative that evening. Maybe sessler does his own channel
Yo I wonder if anyone got a stadia tattoo like big A with T1
Can't wait for spyro legends triolgy remaster for xbox switch
Coney, where was the hi RUclips?
excellent hat
Nice hat
Babylons fall is a blight on platinum's record
I freaking love canes
CONEYS THE BEST!
Twitch: Subscribe for money
RUclips: Subscribe free
RUclips always wins
So, Smash
New blizzard thing lol
ALL OF YOUR HEAT ESCAPES THROUGH YOUR HEAD? Who told you that coney?
I'm blue daba dee daba di
You look like Elon in the first frame of this video thought you should know that k bye
I ❤️ u coney
Fellas
AAAAAHHHHHH
man i liked this guy more when he didnt fake yell and laugh the whole time
Spellbreak was trash
Love Jesus, built hope faith and just on his word.
Matthew 4:17 "For at about that time Jesus began to preach repent the kingdom of heaven is at hand." Repent: to change your mind, to believe Jesus and what he said, to change your ways, to ask for forgiveness. Note at each point in the past you did something wrong you wish you had done the right thing.
Hebrews 4:16 "Let us therefore come boldly unto the throne of grace, that you may obtain mercy, and find grace to help in time of need." Grace: That which is not deserved yet given anyway, unmerited favor and assistance. Mercy: when God gets in front of what you deserve making it of none effect.
the Activision deal isn't even close to dead.