@@4yoknutiy_koyot As a native Russian speaker, i ofittialy confirm, that "катать" is correct in this situathion. In fact, that's more unofficial word, so that sound more native
Thanks to you, I'm now fluent in the albanian sign language and I've been continuously harassing people with it, I think they think I'm deaf 🤩 Plus my hand game went up through the roof 🥺
I'm from Russia and you are the most impressive language speaker I EVER heard! You're only a tiny bit away from sounding pure russian! I guess if the bartender gave you shot before you started, you'd sound perfect, but Who knows? Серьёзно, такой уровень я не видел никогда, а ты тут ещё и жанглируешь языками. Реально гигачад сигма.
I admit to say you actually sounded like a REAL RUSSIAN when you said "конечно, я катаю в каэску!". That was really the most native way to say that coz only native russian speakers say the phrase that way. Сигма гигачад as always!
@@arogueburrito his accent's good but still not native. If he talked to a Russian with that accent he would easily be understood but still his interlocutor would notice that he's a foreigner. And he actually sounds somewhat pouty
In Russia, I had friends from Brazil who spoke Russian really well, almost without an accent. Brazilians speaking Russian sound like super caring grandparents. Alphamale sounds the other way
I honestly can't tell if he's an actual polyglot or if he's very good at memorization while having a passion for languages, deriving his own unique style of humor from it.
His French accent is so good that he must speak French to an upper intermediate or advanced level. I cannot comment on other languages, apart from English.
@@matthewr.1486 To be honest most British people I have met who speak French do not speak so well, although I have only heard a bit from him. I suspect accents are improving due to the Internet.
That was fun, man! We need a part 2, now! Also, what a coincidence, I could not notice your friend at 1:48 to 1:50 has a fatty lump on his back! Just like I had. Mine was cut out a couple of days ago. Tell your friend to visit a doctor.
@@NoNTr1v1aL Bump the lump! Haha! Supposedly, usually it's nothing serious, man. Just bad aesthetics. I had mine for about 2 years, didn't want to visit a doctor, because of a "gigachad" attitude and used lockdowns as an excuse, but finally did it.
I just had a feeling this viddy was gonna be a banger, however it greatly exceeded my already high expectations for it, I'm genuinely impressed. Amazing work as always bud. 11/10
As an hyper polyglot myself I can confirm that these were indeed native speakers. The authenticity of their accents pumped my blood to learn more 12 languages in the last 5 minutes. I can hear the whispers of God now
This is an example of the true hard experiences our RUclips Polyglot Superiors have to endure that They don't show us. I will be subscribing, bless You for sharing the truth 🙏
Dude, wtf is going on. I'm laughing so hard in Russian, Korean, Portuguese, French, French Canadian sign language, English, English Canadian, English Canadian sign language.
I LOVE your challenge. Have been searching for something like this for SO long. Please put Dutch in one of your video's. Just say Scheveningen or Gouda. (some Dutch city with a G) with the most American accent possible and you'll have made my year. :) Much love from a Dutch person (whose blood boils every time someone says they have only learned Dutch for the weed)
As a monoglot English speaker I’m shocked to dicover that other languages exist. I love the way he parodies other RUclips videos. By the way, his French sounds very good. (I was told this by a friend, of course.)
Hero: I'm an American and I speak Russian as a native. (makes an "you owe me" gesture) Yep, I know. The cook (in a very foul language): Pancakes, I'm from Russia that's cool! Pancake! Pancake! Pancake! Lots of pancakes...
Should aliens ever visit us, we’re sending this guy. Not to learn their language but to shock them that he already speaks it
We all know AASL is the universal galactic language.
@@ankhi3585 Can you all help me with my goal of learning ancient albanian sign language
“I get abducted by aliens, but they don’t know I speak their language…”
666 likes lol
@@CloudFizzle This comment will get 1k likes soon.
as a person who is fluent in speaking Native, this is truly incredible, i've never seen anyone speaking the native language so well
@Lawurence fluent in speaking Native??
@@dan-unneeded woosh
Yeah, weird right?
I’m a native speaker too, I come from my native country
I wish more people would learn Native
You exceeded all my expectations with this video, absolutely loved it
Really appreciate that
gh
Yeah, his previous videos are kinda cringy, but this one is really funny.
@@LanguageSimp T E A C H M E A N C H I E N T A L B A N I A N S I G N L A N G U A G E
@@LanguageSimp is this real
i did not expect such a cinematographic masterpiece LMAO, this was genuinely fantastic! 🧡
as a native speaker, this is so SHOCKING to me
Omg you're a native speaker? Me too!!
,.,.nm
@@israellai me three
@@fafalur7722 me four
@@israellai Me Billion
As a Senegalese I can confirm that he speaks perfect Russian.
He doesn't, I'm Russian.
@@Stephanie-ud5gg "You wouldn't get it"
@mysqlinfo do you not know how jokes work?
It is not possible to speak a language 100% perfect
@@lestath2345 he speak perfect Russian though. We speak that way in southern Siberia.
"I speak Russian, I play CSGO" all those languages he knows and he chose to speak facts
He also nailed that phrase, said it the way native speaker would do
He dont said "play", he said "driving" in Russian
@@4yoknutiy_koyot As a Russian myself i can say that this is the way most of CS:GO players say "I play CS:GO" in Russia
@@4yoknutiy_koyot As a native Russian speaker, i ofittialy confirm, that "катать" is correct in this situathion. In fact, that's more unofficial word, so that sound more native
I translated this for non-Russian speakers, долбаёб
As a native speaker of all languages i'm shocked
How?
@Anaximander омерикан меме?
@@ТамКто-то-и1з 😂
Asalamualakum jaan e kaka, shuma khuban?
I can guarantee that y'all can't speak Dari in the latin alphabet
As a Russian, watching this "Russian" chief speak Russian was extraordinary.
Постановочное видео. Это же видно, спектакль
@@frenglish4669 никто не спорит.
БЛЕЕН
Я ниче не понял из того, что он сказал 😂
@@frenglish4669 юмористическое.
As a polyglot AND native speaker I am shocked and shocking
I forgot the part where that's my problem
@@ip5676 gonna cry?
@@languageenthusiast283 I'm gonna put some dirt in your eyes
Lol
@@ip5676 bruh
Thanks to you, I'm now fluent in the albanian sign language and I've been continuously harassing people with it, I think they think I'm deaf 🤩
Plus my hand game went up through the roof 🥺
You too speak it! It’s a very rare language, especially cause it is ancient. 🙏👐🙏🙏👐👐🙏🙏🙏?
@@_perza Can you check my accent?
🤚🤏🖐👏👏👽👽👽👏🤚🖐✋️
Albanian is the weird language, it’s is it’s own language and isn’t really in a language branch
Native russian speaker was so shocked about him speaking english, that he even forgot how to speak russian lol
I'm from Russia and you are the most impressive language speaker I EVER heard! You're only a tiny bit away from sounding pure russian! I guess if the bartender gave you shot before you started, you'd sound perfect, but Who knows?
Серьёзно, такой уровень я не видел никогда, а ты тут ещё и жанглируешь языками. Реально гигачад сигма.
@Gustafius Knautschus кста да
Я в последний раз так охуел когда увидел ту серию симпсонов про дом Фландерса, где ещё коридор сужался, тут такая же умора.
gh
Хайперполиглот гигачад альфамейл.
овео ажуее ьёзьн мавкой
I admit to say you actually sounded like a REAL RUSSIAN when you said "конечно, я катаю в каэску!". That was really the most native way to say that coz only native russian speakers say the phrase that way. Сигма гигачад as always!
Откуда он блять знает? Как?
is the accent good? I'm a native English speaker with very limited Russian background, but that sounded like a great accent to me
@@arogueburrito his accent's good but still not native. If he talked to a Russian with that accent he would easily be understood but still his interlocutor would notice that he's a foreigner. And he actually sounds somewhat pouty
@@arogueburrito 92%
@@vichi9923 thanks for the info!
This is pure entertainment, this is what the internet was made for hahaha thank you man. From Shanghai, I needed this laugh ❤❤
祝你快乐,真好看hyperpolyglot gigachad
@@thedarkloon1563 我是外国人住在上海我也是 hyperglot gigachad
@@ticketforlife2103 我们都是 hyperpolyglot gigachad
do you speak shanghainese or mandarin?
What are you doing here, i thought RUclips is banned there
"you speak esperanto? get out of my kitchen"
best part of the video by far
Absolutely!
Sed iomete ofenda
@@pomoruga1469 to those native esperanto speakers? lol
As a South Americanese, i can confirm that he speaks Russian with a perfect Brazillian accent.
In Russia, I had friends from Brazil who spoke Russian really well, almost without an accent. Brazilians speaking Russian sound like super caring grandparents. Alphamale sounds the other way
@セナHW Imitate a strong russian accent speak English, of course
Yeah, I also thought the chef is actually Latin American
As an Australian I was shocked at his perfect accent!
Did you mean SHOKED?
sounded nothing like it
Now this is some hyper polyglot gigachad alpha quality content
+“You speak Esperanto?”
-“Yeah.”
+” Get the fuck out of my kitchen!”
@Sasha05 precisely!
“Soy un gringo, pero hablo espanol perfecta-fucking-mente.”
I’m dead dude.
I honestly can't tell if he's an actual polyglot or if he's very good at memorization while having a passion for languages, deriving his own unique style of humor from it.
His French accent is so good that he must speak French to an upper intermediate or advanced level. I cannot comment on other languages, apart from English.
@@StillAliveAndKicking_ french was the first language he learned so yeah i'd say he does speak it at least conversational
@@matthewr.1486 To be honest most British people I have met who speak French do not speak so well, although I have only heard a bit from him. I suspect accents are improving due to the Internet.
@@StillAliveAndKicking_ honestly idk how people learned accents back in the day. Must've been such a pain
@@ahab9712 I think mostly they didn’t.
So this is what it's like to be a polyglot! So inspirational
Pure, unadulterated surrealism. 10/10.
Idk why he makes such complicated videos, but I really like it for some reason, the randomness is so entertaining
I became a polyglot this morning and I am impressed how well you speak Albanian!!!
That was fun, man! We need a part 2, now!
Also, what a coincidence, I could not notice your friend at 1:48 to 1:50 has a fatty lump on his back! Just like I had. Mine was cut out a couple of days ago. Tell your friend to visit a doctor.
Pls bump this comment to the top so that he knows.
@@NoNTr1v1aL Bump the lump! Haha! Supposedly, usually it's nothing serious, man. Just bad aesthetics. I had mine for about 2 years, didn't want to visit a doctor, because of a "gigachad" attitude and used lockdowns as an excuse, but finally did it.
tell larry david about it
boost!
When he started speaking ~Australian~ I was dying 😅. The cop was no match for an alpha gigachad hyperpolyglot!
As an Esperanto speaker, you butchered that pronunciation and I absolutely love it
Same. Somehow it made it funnier.
We are both Esperanto speakers. He just made it funnier than a sit com
found every esperanto speaker there is
I want to fight you
@@Knappnax hahah ikr there are only like 5 real life speakers of esperanto
“I’ve just got a call that some asshole polyglot was in here shocking natives” lmao bro this one is golden
I just had a feeling this viddy was gonna be a banger, however it greatly exceeded my already high expectations for it, I'm genuinely impressed. Amazing work as always bud. 11/10
As an hyper polyglot myself I can confirm that these were indeed native speakers. The authenticity of their accents pumped my blood to learn more 12 languages in the last 5 minutes. I can hear the whispers of God now
As someone who's trying to learn native this is so impressive... Keep up it :D
"Please reproduce in my wife. How many languages do you speak?"
I get this all the time when I speak Chinese.
This is an example of the true hard experiences our RUclips Polyglot Superiors have to endure that They don't show us. I will be subscribing, bless You for sharing the truth 🙏
"конечно, я катаю в каэску"
God, this is perfect level of russian. You did native speaker laugh to tears))
“Omg Please reproduce with my wife!”
For some odd reason everyone seems to be overlooking this line 😶 but in my opinion it definitely stands out 😆
I honestly somehow thought you'd do an actual in public video but I underestimated you somehow. We need more of this man!
As a native I can defintely say that this guy is a speaker
As someone from Alabama I cant believe he spoke with a perfect Albanian accent!
I wasn't sure he spoke Russian fluently until I heard "ya katayu v kaesku" 1:12
Bro we need more of these, we need to learn more native!
The other day I met someone who spoke my native language, german.
I also live in Germany. So that might be why.
hahaha !!!! Lol
xD
After learning every language natively tomorrow, I was absolutely SHOCKED since you, an American, could speak my native language!
2:35 we see the difference beetween hyper polyglot giga chad and others
"wsh la fuking street" and wsh ma rouf"
im a swiss german native speaker and even if he didn't speak my language he still managed to stunn me and my wife!
1:31 Russians always guess the American accent, like me.
You are Officially the bestest most recognised and the greatest polyglot to ever Grace RUclips. The sensei to all senseis.
Better than modern movies😂😂😂
What a rollercoaster of emotions
2:40 "ouèche ma ɹoufe" pour "wesh mon reuf" m'a achevé
4:22 holy shit he's fluent in my language
what is that language
@@illya1842 australian
Si eres poliglota entenderas este mensaje y le daras like porque tus videos están super geniales. Gracias capo!
This channel will reach 1M so quickly!
LMAO this is your best vid so far man. I was laughing the whole time, well done you hyperpolyglot gigachad
Just beautiful. Just the right amount of suspense and amazing knowledge of all languages thrown your way.
Аххаахха, прикольно:) Восхищаюсь людьми, говорящими на нескольких языках, хотелось бы также😄
он очень плохо говорит по русски
Если бы вас хотелось, то вы бы говорили:)
@@MrFenix6921уже отлично
We NEED a part 2!
I'd love if this were a series
This is homoerotic content and I'm living.
this is hilarious. keep the videos coming :D
"Quoi de la fuck" est mon nouveau juron préféré, il faut absolument que je le ressorte. 😁
This is the greatest piece of art I have ever witnessed in this mortal life
I saw this video one year ago and then I wanted to watch again so I came back, this is a masterpiece.
that cook is a LEGEND
This made me laugh a lot. Hope part 2 is on the way
This seems totally real, i too would react like that if i saw a polyglot
This is unbelievably funny. Ty for this Language Simp, I've recommended it to all my friends
На самом деле, очень интересно смотреть, как иностранцы говорят на твоём языке))
Определённо
The production value on this one is great. That warrants a chef's kiss
Dude, wtf is going on. I'm laughing so hard in Russian, Korean, Portuguese, French, French Canadian sign language, English, English Canadian, English Canadian sign language.
PLEASE MAKE MORE OF THESE
man, this is like 2012 RUclips where people just make silly video with their bros
I LOVE your challenge. Have been searching for something like this for SO long.
Please put Dutch in one of your video's. Just say Scheveningen or Gouda. (some Dutch city with a G) with the most American accent possible and you'll have made my year. :)
Much love from a Dutch person (whose blood boils every time someone says they have only learned Dutch for the weed)
As a monoglot English speaker I’m shocked to dicover that other languages exist. I love the way he parodies other RUclips videos. By the way, his French sounds very good. (I was told this by a friend, of course.)
there are many polyglots on RUclips but you are the really funny one hahaha
i also shocked some natives but the police weren't too happy with it
I'm from a country and this guy speaks language very well!
Hero: I'm an American and I speak Russian as a native. (makes an "you owe me" gesture) Yep, I know.
The cook (in a very foul language): Pancakes, I'm from Russia that's cool! Pancake! Pancake! Pancake! Lots of pancakes...
Блин in this context means "oh shit", and not "pancake"
@@indra5112 шутку тупую изволили не понять вы :)
@@MrNinjy ах, прошу прощения 😂
Претензии отменяются!)
@@indra5112 Nah, блин is more like damn, i`ll say бля is more like shit.
@@kubermr29 i agree
Bro, this video is just GORGEOUS
That's how people who speaks 2 languages and half think the world gonna be when they learn more than 5 languages kkkkk
És brasileiro?
@@Bl4z3MC He is Nothing
@@liszt646 What?
@@Bl4z3MC Nihil = nothing
#braziliannazilaugh
Lmao the Lebanese was so good I thought some guy told me that outside my house, pronunciation can be better but goddamn you’re good
I'm watching this like it's been a year but now it's only been an hour
This video should come with a shock warning for all the native speakers watching 😲
A regular day for the "polyglot" youtubers be like:
Wow that was amazing!!! Hollywood quality
Now this was so random.... I love it
It inspired me to do the same, thank you!
I’m from lebanon 🇱🇧 thx Fr putting my country in ur video picture!
As a native water speaker, I have to say I like this video
A. I'm completely SHOCKED, B. You have some hot friends.
Реально ты очень хорошо говоришь по русски
The writing in this story was beautiful
as a monolingual beta, i can confirm ur absolutely fluent
This is one of those videos that just keep on getting crazier and crazier.
a piece of art
I am so glad those shorts were part of a bigger video, this is a masterpiece we don't deserve
1:56
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
This is THE BEST Language video I've ever seen!! This is so funny!! 😂😂
I feel bad for the Esperanto speaker. 🤣
Same, because the Esperanto language is just an artificial language.
I can speak interslavic@@KevinTyler123
He's a poser anyway, he said he "parantas esperantu"
We need a full movie for this