So. Let's just keep on getting you threw your first week. Ok. At first I have greating from the company. You know, I am supposed to read that, that's kind of law, you know. Uh, Welcome here to the fraddy Fazbears pizza, a magicle place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life
@@JackFirebird-qp6bgblah blah blah, Now the might sound bad i know. But theres really nothing for wory about. Ammm The animatronics get a litttle be *quircky* in night, but do i blam them? No!
@@itfloyd_official I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I’m here to tell you there’s nothing to worry about uh, you’ll do fine! So let’s just focus on getting you through your first week ok? Uh let’s see first there’s an introductory greeting from the company, that I’m supposed to read, eh it’s kinda a legal thing you know? Uh “welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s pizza, a magical place for kids and grown ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life, Fazbear entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person, upon discovering the damage or death that occurred a missing persons report will be filed in 90 days or as soon as property and premises have thoroughly cleaned and bleached and the carpets have been replaced.” Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad I know, but there’s really nothing to worry about, uh the animatronic characters here to get a bit *quirky* at night but do I blame them? No! If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for 20 years and I never got a bath? I’d probably be a bit irritable at night too, so remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and deserve a little respect, alright? Ok, so just be aware the animatronics do tend to wander a bit, uh there left in some kinda “free roaming mode” at night, uh something about there servos locking up if they get turned off or to long, they were also allowed to walk around during the day too, but then there was the bite of ‘87, it’s amazing how the human body can live without the frontal lobe, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as the night watch men here if any, it’s the fact that these characters, uh if they happen to see you after hour’s probably won’t recognise you as a person, they’ll most likely see you as a metal endo skeleton, without its costume on, now since that’s against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear’s pizza, they’ll probably try to uh, forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit, now that wouldn’t be so bad, if the suits them selves weren’t filled with cross beams, wires and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area, so you can imagine having you’re head forcefully pressed inside one of those can cause a bit of discomfort.. and death, yeah they don’t tell you these things when you sign up, but hey! First day should be a breeze, chat with you tomorrow uh check those cameras and remember to close those doors only if absolutely necessary! Gotta conserve power, alright good night! (And yes I hand wrote this now my arms are in pain 😭😭)
"Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay? Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grownups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced." Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay. So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. IIt's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know? Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll pr they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh. YYeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night."
"Hello, Hello Hello, Welcome to Freddy Fazbears Pizzeria. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. How may I take your order?"
"Hello this is Freddy Fazbear's Pizza this is the night guard. Unfortunately I can't make pizzas because someone is nocking on the door. We will make the pizzas tomorrow aka Friday. Thank you and have a good night"
Hello? Hello, hello? Uh, if you're calling for an available job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria just press 1, if you've find this number by accident and you want to look for another job without having to deal with animatronics or any nightmare frights and stuff press 2.
RUclips's recomendations:
DO NOT CALL FREDY FASBER AT TRI AM
(NOT CLICKBAIT)
(*SHOCKING*)
(POLICE CALLED)!
(HE RAPED ME)
@@user-fk3bt1rn5n wow you got the whole crowd laughing😐
That is how to call freddy
underrated
You mean "Sir, Fredrick Fitzgerald Fazbear?"
Truest comment ever
Calling freddy at 3AM
@@qoben38 XD
Phone guy picks up.
Hello? Uh hello hello?
@@Randomstingray
@@battlecatsbunbun9643 Um, I actually worked in that office before you, I'm actually finishing my last week now in a matter of fact!
So. Let's just keep on getting you threw your first week. Ok. At first I have greating from the company. You know, I am supposed to read that, that's kind of law, you know. Uh,
Welcome here to the fraddy Fazbears pizza, a magicle place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life
@@JackFirebird-qp6bgblah blah blah,
Now the might sound bad i know.
But theres really nothing for wory about.
Ammm
The animatronics get a litttle be *quircky* in night, but do i blam them? No!
Imagine clicking "call" and sounds "Hello, hello hello"
Uhhh. I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night.
This may be over welming
@@AbsoluteNotCrisDev Um, I actually worked in that office before you, I'm actually finishing my last week now in a matter of fact!
@@itfloyd_official I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I’m here to tell you there’s nothing to worry about uh, you’ll do fine! So let’s just focus on getting you through your first week ok? Uh let’s see first there’s an introductory greeting from the company, that I’m supposed to read, eh it’s kinda a legal thing you know? Uh “welcome to Freddy Fazbear’s pizza, a magical place for kids and grown ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life, Fazbear entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person, upon discovering the damage or death that occurred a missing persons report will be filed in 90 days or as soon as property and premises have thoroughly cleaned and bleached and the carpets have been replaced.” Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad I know, but there’s really nothing to worry about, uh the animatronic characters here to get a bit *quirky* at night but do I blame them? No! If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for 20 years and I never got a bath? I’d probably be a bit irritable at night too, so remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and deserve a little respect, alright? Ok, so just be aware the animatronics do tend to wander a bit, uh there left in some kinda “free roaming mode” at night, uh something about there servos locking up if they get turned off or to long, they were also allowed to walk around during the day too, but then there was the bite of ‘87, it’s amazing how the human body can live without the frontal lobe, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as the night watch men here if any, it’s the fact that these characters, uh if they happen to see you after hour’s probably won’t recognise you as a person, they’ll most likely see you as a metal endo skeleton, without its costume on, now since that’s against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear’s pizza, they’ll probably try to uh, forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit, now that wouldn’t be so bad, if the suits them selves weren’t filled with cross beams, wires and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area, so you can imagine having you’re head forcefully pressed inside one of those can cause a bit of discomfort.. and death, yeah they don’t tell you these things when you sign up, but hey! First day should be a breeze, chat with you tomorrow uh check those cameras and remember to close those doors only if absolutely necessary! Gotta conserve power, alright good night!
(And yes I hand wrote this now my arms are in pain 😭😭)
@@SomeAverageRUclipsr wow
"Hello? Hello hello?
Well if you're hearing this, than chances are you've made a very poor career choice."
Ok i quit my job
That’s not Toreador March, that was, i dont know, Cowboy Walks
This is the funniest comment I’ve seen on RUclips
That's what would happen if springtrap would play toreador march
It is, my theme was in there, you didn’t listen,
LOL
Bull Tamer Hops
It’s so out of tuuuune!
He tried okay?
You can't adjust the tune of that
I agree, it barely sounds like the song at all. If someone played this randomly and had me guess, my first guess would not be Toreador March
It's cause there are two tones playing at the same time
I dont think you can tune a fucking keypad
Hitting random buttons to the tempo of Toreador March
that's freddy's phone number bro
@ZackMotions nah not a 5 year old bro
I know right this doesn’t sound anything like the song but matches the tempo
"WAS THAT THE CALL OF 87?"-a wise man
Lol
unfunny
@@diegamer2325then don’t reply , you witnessed it now carry on with your day
@@Elizabeth_afton433 That was 2 months ago. You reminded me this video existed. I was happy going along with my day until you replied.
@@diegamer2325 sorry-
Stop calling me everyday
Calls anyways*
No, I will continue
It's sir, Fredrik Fitzgerald Fazbear the III!
@@albl4417that’s rather funny, as I am personal friends with Fredrick Von Fazbearington the II
Freddy fazbears phone number
Yup that’s my phone number
@@seek4674 frey far barb🍕🍕🍕🍕??😵😵😵
@@seek4674 bro you jumpscared me 😰
Yep.
"Hello, Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria. May I take your order?"
Freddy pls
FNAF jumpscares during 2020:
Funny how it actually makes a ten-digit number at the start and thus you can call it
Imagine if you call that number and it says “hello? Hello hello?”
"Hello, hello? Uh, I wanted to record a message for you to help you get settled in on your first night. Um, I actually worked in that office before you. I'm finishing up my last week now, as a matter of fact. So, I know it can be a bit overwhelming, but I'm here to tell you there's nothing to worry about. Uh, you'll do fine. So, let's just focus on getting you through your first week. Okay?
Uh, let's see, first there's an introductory greeting from the company that I'm supposed to read. Uh, it's kind of a legal thing, you know. Um, "Welcome to Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. A magical place for kids and grownups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. Fazbear Entertainment is not responsible for damage to property or person. Upon discovering that damage or death has occurred, a missing person report will be filed within 90 days, or as soon property and premises have been thoroughly cleaned and bleached, and the carpets have been replaced."
Blah blah blah, now that might sound bad, I know, but there's really nothing to worry about. Uh, the animatronic characters here do get a bit quirky at night, but do I blame them? No. If I were forced to sing those same stupid songs for twenty years and I never got a bath? I'd probably be a bit irritable at night too. So, remember, these characters hold a special place in the hearts of children and we need to show them a little respect, right? Okay.
So, just be aware, the characters do tend to wander a bit. Uh, they're left in some kind of free roaming mode at night. Uh... Something about their servos locking up if they get turned off for too long. Uh, they used to be allowed to walk around during the day too. But then there was The Bite of '87. Yeah. IIt's amazing that the human body can live without the frontal lobe, you know?
Uh, now concerning your safety, the only real risk to you as a night watchman here, if any, is the fact that these characters, uh, if they happen to see you after hours probably won't recognize you as a person. They'll pr they'll most likely see you as a metal endoskeleton without its costume on. Now since that's against the rules here at Freddy Fazbear's Pizza, they'll probably try to...forcefully stuff you inside a Freddy Fazbear suit. Um, now, that wouldn't be so bad if the suits themselves weren't filled with crossbeams, wires, and animatronic devices, especially around the facial area. So, you could imagine how having your head forcefully pressed inside one of those could cause a bit of discomfort...and death. Uh, the only parts of you that would likely see the light of day again would be your eyeballs and teeth when they pop out the front of the mask, heh.
YYeah, they don't tell you these things when you sign up. But hey, first day should be a breeze. I'll chat with you tomorrow. Uh, check those cameras, and remember to close the doors only if absolutely necessary. Gotta conserve power. Alright, good night."
*gulp* "Why Dont They Give Us GUNS MAN!"
WHY DON’T THEY GIVE US TAZERS TOO BRO?
Phone guys picks up:
Hello hello!
Hi mpg RUclipsr
Now calling Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria Delivery
*No this is Bonnie*
No this is phone guy
How to call Fredy Fasber:
how to call at fredys
"Hello? This is Freddy Fazbear Pizza, what flavor of pizza would you like?"
Chess Pizza
That’s not they will say they will say ‘Hello do you want to be a security guard ‘
Slightly roasted child with a side of murder
That do not sound like toreador march
It kinda does
@@rack795 you’re just incorrect
@@bart7738 what part of kinda do you not understand
@@rack795 it don’t really sound like it but ok
@@bart7738 well, I admit, the endings off but the beginning sounds like it
oh no my phone battery went out not feedy fastbuns
"Hello this is freddy fazbear speaking."
“Don’t pee on the floor, just the commodore!”
fred fazzyber is comeing lol
OH MY GOD I REALIZED HOW TO SOLVE A ENIGMA NOW THANK YOU
The person: **clicks call**
The phone: “uh hello, hello hello”
the beginning was alright, it all went downhill from there 💀
Lol actually the dude was showed Freddy's number 😃
Godzilla had a stroke trying to read this and f*cking died
Idea: set your phone number to this, always have a Freddy head with you, and when someone calls put it on and play Toreador March.
--> “hello this is William afton of Fredbears family diner how may I help you?”
Do not call freedy Fazbear at 4am
*MatPat wants to know your location.*
Imagine his power dies after he finished dialing it
blud gettin quirky with the animatronics tonite
"The call of 87"
Musicians:
GHAAA ITS ON THE WRONG KEYYYYYY!!!!
- no but seriously this hurts my ears
*has war flashbacks*
It’s been 8 years…and I can still see his eyes.
Everyone gansta till it’s still playing when it’s over
"What instruments do you play?"
"IPhone messenger."
“Hello this is Fazbear en-“
*hangs up*
Bro, is that Freddy Fazbear? That's my only friend outside of the ones that are in Fortnite. And that's his real number. DON'T LEAK FREDDY'S NUMBER
"Is that the ring of 87?!"
the song looks like Freddy Fazbear💀💀💀
All of us when we were kids we always used to make songs with the keypad 🤣😎
The call of 87🥶
o antigo segurança ligando:
That sounds incredibly like five nights at Freddy’s Freddy music box
OK GUYS SO.. I WILL CALLL THAT NUMBER AND MAKE A VID ABOUT IT IF I GET 50 LIKES OR MORE ON THIS COMMENT OTHER THEN THAT THE NO!
bro got nothing to do so he called freddy fazbear
We got toreador march on the keypad before gta 6💀
people dont know:😊
people who know: freddys next to me ☠️☠️☠️
This I’d assume is if the notes that make the song sound in a “minor” tone got changed into sounding more of a “major” tone
POV: the phone number calls the place about extend warrantys for cars
“Hello? Uh hello hello?”
How to call Freddy:
OMG YOUR CALLING FREDDY FAZBEAR PIZZIA RIA😮😮😮😮😮
When the power goes out on your phone:
No way, that’s the exact number for fazbears pizza delivery service
“Uh… hello… helloooooo”
I am typing while I am dead, freddy has got me, he teleported infront of me in this random mall that the power went out.
*clicks call*
..
*whoever got called:* Hello? Hellooo?”
me: "man i'm gonna call my friend"
Frederick Fitzergald Fazbearington III:
“Hello? Hello hello?”
Imagine clicking "call" button and hearing this,"hello ,hello,hello"
How to call Fredrick Fazbear:
imagine your playing Fnaf and this shows instead of the normal one
Was THAT the Phone Call of '87?!
the animatronics do get a bit quirky at night
This is Freddy Fazbear's phone number :D
*picks up phone*
"hur hurr hurhur"
What instrument do you use? Me: its complicated
The call of 83
so, what instrument do you play?
phone keypad
WAS THAT THE CALL OF 87????
"Hello, Hello Hello, Welcome to Freddy Fazbears Pizzeria. A magical place for kids and grown-ups alike, where fantasy and fun come to life. How may I take your order?"
The phone is going to be stuffed into a suit
"Hello this is Freddy Fazbear's Pizza this is the night guard. Unfortunately I can't make pizzas because someone is nocking on the door. We will make the pizzas tomorrow aka Friday. Thank you and have a good night"
Bro’s speed dialing Freddy Fastbear🗿💀
imagine you call it and it says *Helo helooooo*
Thank you, I am going to call Frederick (or Alfred if you prefer) right now
„ayo what instument do u play“
„iphone keypad“
Siri be like: calling Freddy fazbear😂
OH GOD HE FOUND OUT THE FAZERBEAR ENTERTAINMENT PHONE NUMBER
When you call Freddy fazbear’s pizza
Freddy’s music box is a eight bit version of a really old song
* Freddy Fazbears Pizza, How may I help you? *
The phone guy : ugh hello?
This actually Carmen by Bizet but a lot of people say it’s the fnaf song😂😂😂
Freddy Fazbear Music At 3AM 💀☠️
Bro,s playing toreader march
Freddy: that bad
When u call feddy
WAS THAT THE CALL OF 87?
WAS THAT THE CALL OF 87
Was that the call of 87?!!!
Hello? Hello, hello?
Uh, if you're calling for an available job at Freddy Fazbear's Pizzeria just press 1, if you've find this number by accident and you want to look for another job without having to deal with animatronics or any nightmare frights and stuff press 2.
Imagine calling and hearing hello hello helloo welcome to your new job believe it or not i used to work there on my last week actually
You have reached the messege bank of Freddy fazbear pizzaria💀
Freddy: WHY DID U CALL MY PIZZARIA I WILL HAUNT U DOWN NOW 😈😈😈💀💀👹👹👹👹