I love the shorts but why are these guys always twitching halfway through? Why the f*** is there somebody cutbacks and cut twos please someone explain that to me if it's not a made-up s***
Commerce Casino does this all the time! I've seen this happen literally countless times and I never put two and two together to say, they're just creating whatever combination they want to. Oftentimes it'll show a result which is incorrect as well as the wrong card combination. I never put two and two together to say in my head that the casino was actually cheating by just creating whatever combination of cards they want to with the computers. But this guy is totally right.
So your not allowed to cheat in casinos but using your head and calculating in your head isn't cheating. He reads the data on the screen which is supposed to represent everything that is going on in the game. He lost to 9 (idk the game) and the cards on the table were 5 and 4. The casino screen said that it was 7 and 2 which is false misleading information. The data on the screen is not matching the game it is supposed to be linked with. The casino is essentially cheating but gl trying to get them to change anything.
@@davidyoung2457 it's not cheating it was most likely human error the dealer inputs all that info on a keypad next to him as they play very easy to make a mistake
Mermaids in old Vegas(if it still exists) was awesome. Nickel slots, amazing deep fried everything, super cheap drinks. My kind of gambling. Now Caesars...lost $40 in 2 hands in 30 seconds. No thanks. That sucks.
@@Sickofsociety1 they're supposed to. But just like almost every other agency that is supposed to keep things fair and safe for consumers, they've been under funded to the point of ineffectiveness and/or corruption.
That would be the most beautiful sight. Then they will give everybody thousand dollars free and rigged the hell out of the machine. I stop play online casinos for 3 months 3 casinos gave me freeplay like they never did before. They drew me back in. I'm still playing and no decent freeplay.
The only way to win is not to gamble because they cheat u will never win . U only win because they let u win Making u think that u are good at the game so h come back with more money next time and start betting big that is their goal to get u bet big and. That’s when the pull the rabbit out of their hat and u list everything your house wife kids and business .
@@albertellis1682 they also have yo follow Gambling laws and the house is caught cheating that whole casino can be shut down and fined for a bunch of money
Baccarat boards malfunctioned constantly where I worked. Players made the exact same complaint this guy did, all the time. If players didn't stare at it like a magic crystal ball they'd notice the disclaimer printed on the board that basically says it doesn't mean shit. They are not subject to any liability. It's just a way to give people false confidence and encourage them to bet more.
@@BrandonOfJapan filtered crack? 💀 Bro what does that even mean 😂 like are you saying filtered crack as to get all the good needed benefits like sharpened senses while at the same time trying to filter the bad part out lmao?
I’ve caught casinos cheating before too. They don’t care when you call them out. For instance, I was playing a game where they roll 3 dice in a hat and you can bet on any number. Hitting your number on any die pays 1:1. Hitting multiple dice pays higher. The game seemed intuitively fair (I later calculated there is a house edge due to the way multiples are paid out at less than odds suggest.) I hit a big bet for a triple meaning it should pay 3:1. They refused to pay since one die was leaning almost imperceptibly on the side of the hat. Then they pointed to the official rules that said it’s an invalid role if any die does not come to rest lying flat. That’s fine, except that they had collected numerous “losses” on rolls with a leaning die. They invalidated payouts, but dud not hesitate to call it a valid roll when they “won”.
I question your entire rationale after I read the part where it said: " the game seemed intuitively fair". Odds are always explicitly in a dealers favor, they don't work for free.
What he said was a different type of cheating...they played with the rules! And "Odds" only mean the chances that the house would win is expected as you mentioned but players could still win just less chances than the house!@@superjeffstanton
Yeah, sorry, but no casino is going to use a 'hat' to shake dice in. Unless you're in an assbackwards country of course, the dice would be in a cage, or shaken up by a pneumatic device under a glass bubble. He said a 'hat' 😅😅.....
Translation : the goal of the game he playing is to get to 9 (or closes to), on his second hand he lost the house got a 2 card 9 (natural 9), he said w/e no big deal . He looks at the “hand history “ in the monitor and it says that he lost to a 9 (as it should ) but it showed 7 2 when it was actually a 5 4… it’s still a lossing hand for him no matter how you look at it but his point is in a game where your bets are based on prior results, information on prior hands can effect your bets… ALSO if they can say 7 2 came out when a 5 4 really came out what else are they changing / lying about ? Anyway hope this helped a little baccarat is a fun game you should check it out it’s a little like 21 but you can bet on the house or the player to win .
He’s a baby about it but he does have a point. Displaying false number combinations affects how someone may bet. If the casino runs 4 -5 decks people who are experienced are able to read probabilities. If the screen says 7-2 cards but it was 4-5, it throws off their ability to predict possible card combinations. It’s basically card counting but the game goes so fast it’s difficult to actually benefit from this.
@@danielfenech9836 lmao look up Dana white getting kicked out of casinos for winning too much smh some of you guys are real blind to facts it’s why America is heading down the shit tunnel
Yeah but you don't have laws against the bus driver being on the bus. While there are some allowances on win rates for electronic games given this was dealing with cards they could get in a good deal of trouble.
I mean what he's saying isn't bullshlt if it's true. The casino would be.. idk if you'd call it cheating, but it would certainly be kinda shady to be inaccurately recording hand histories. The thing that IS bullshlt is him acting like it makes any difference. He doesn't have a system. It's all random. Afaik they get a new deck in every baccarat hand ?? Aren't the cards destroyed ? He has zero way to "break" baccarat
Best way to beat them is by going in with a suitcase full of cash and say your ready to bet it all buy only after you eat as you don't bet big on an empty stomach and try for a free meal then once you have ate your meal walk straight out of the place. Winner winner of the chichen dinner. Hahaha
I'm Native American, my tribe owns casinos and 90% of our population works there, so I get a lot of inside info on the goings on at casinos. It's why I'd never play in one. The mob when they were huge in Vegas wouldn't allow their soldiers, associates, etc, to gamble in the casinos they controlled because it was a scam. If they wanted to gamble they would hold private gaming areas, usually just poker of some sort, and the members would gamble there. That should tell you everything you need to know. They're running a business very similar to a drug den, gambling effecting the same areas of the brain as cocaine does, but very little actual payout. Much like drugs but at least if you spend the money on drugs, you still get the drugs. Gambling there's a better chance of you leaving with nothing and those who do win, put it right back in most of the time anyway.
@@DARK_AMBIGUOUS outside of the existing odds, no they don't. They are highly regulated and are under a ridiculous amount of scrutiny from the gaming board of their state (or community/Nation if they are Native). Casinos cheating you willingly is a leftover trope from when some were corrupt a very long time ago.
@@King_WhiteWolf Joe Rogan: Jamie pull up that video of that guy from RUclips who is awfully tired of our black bear jokes getting eaten by a black bear.
Depends on the method, I know card counting is legal even though the Casino’s treat it like it isn’t. It’s always nice to see people beat the casino at their own game.
@@mars9313 Ctfu they don’t press charges for counting cards bro or even kick your ass like in the movies they just kick you out and depending on who you are they still want you to come but you can’t play anything 😂
In most cases. The games where your not playing against the casino are legit but your gonna be paying a rake. The rakes fine though since the casino has costs to put on the game. Pay dealers, the floorspace, etc. Poker for example is legit as long as they arent messing with the deck. Thats the one place u can be screwed and generally its the players trying to cheat although its not unheard of for a casino to feed a "friend"
Former dealer here (17 years) Even if the cards had been recorded and displayed correctly it doesn’t matter. Those tracking boards are just like the ones on roulette, they don’t mean shit. They are there to make you think there is rhyme and reason to something that has no rhyme or reason. Think of it this way, if tracking the cards In baccarat mattered they wouldn’t let you do it. They don’t have one of those boards on Blackjack tables cuz tracking the cards helps you. They have a prior results board in Roulette because it doesn’t. Think about it.
There is a local cardhouse near my area that has Baccarat with the side Dragon Bonus bet available 40-1. The casino knows that there are people that can bet the bonus , but they don't know how......lmao
@@stvy_g0ld I would really need to see the board he is talking about to be able to say for certain why it doesn't matter. I have never seen (doesn't mean it doesn't exist of course, just saying) score boards in Baccarat that show individual cards from previous hands. They show cards for the current hand and go away once the first card for the next hand is drawn. So what you will typically see is a red, blue or green dot( Banker, Player, Tie respectively) displayed in various grids on the boards. If it was a natural or some other specific combo of cards/totals that means something on that Baccarat table (pertaining to a sidebet like Bank wins with natural 9 over 0 to make one up for example) then the dot will have a mark on or around it indicating it won in a certain way. So his whole line about making betting decisions on SPECIFIC cards in previous hands falls apart since I have never seen a board show the specific cards for previous hands. IF he is so concerned about the "cheating" he can just track the cards himself. Most casinos have pen and paper right there at the baccarat table for players to use. If the casino doesn't provide it, players are welcome to bring their own. That should show you, and put that much finer of a point on what I am saying. IT DOES NOT MATTER what that display showed. Tracking is meaningless in that game. Until there is a way for people to mentally count cards(and have the count mean something) in Baccarat like there is in Blackjack it is irrelevant. Something I want to say here real quick is that my defense of casinos is only confined to casinos within the boarders of Nevada. I will not stand up for any casino outside of that state since I have zero experience with them. If you feel you have been cheated by a casino in NV you can go onto the Nevada Gaming Control Board website and file a complaint or call the phone number listed on the same page as the form. I have seen plenty of Gaming agents in casino conducting investigations right after the incident in question took place. The Gaming Control Baord wants it to keep casinos honest since if enough people really think that MOST Vegas casinos will literally steal from you then people will stop coming and it will lead to the eventual death of that town. And just to cut be clear I am sure that at some point some casino employee(s) did something shady at some point. There is a difference between a few bad apples giving the rest of the industry a bad name and the industry being corrupt to it's core. In my time in Las Vegas(2000-2021) I did not see enough of that to write the place off.
@@meechbechilling1227 i don't how they gonna get rid of 4 people who saw this. this aint the movies bro. that SEC hammer gonna come down hard on that casino for fraudulent activity like that.
That's why if you google casino fraud you can t find one case of the people inside that have ever cheated but we not dumb and know they take so much and are rigged.You never see people hit the jack pot anymore ever they just take it all now.Its all bs
Lmao omg… Rod if your sarcasm means what I think it does that’s hella funny. I used to be a cardroom dealer, and this guy doesn’t have any idea what he’s talking about. Even if the machine/computer screen is showing the incorrect cards, it’s pretty easy to see if your next bets are losing because of cheating or not, cuz uh, you can SEE the cards that are being dealt to the player & banker lmao. Sooo, you get to see in real time with the real cards which side wins, aaaand your bet is sitting there, motionless… sooo, bets don’t get paid out based on what the screen says, they get paid or taken based on what exact fucking cards are sitting there face up on the table lmao. Furthermore, it’s crazy to see how many people in the comments think casinos cheat. I mean, it’s not the craziest idea in the world, but still, they don’t cheat, like ever. Maybe you get the once in a million times where an employee tries to take an angle on a customer, but the casinos themselves don’t cheat, they don’t have to.. the rules of every single game dictate that the casino wins guaranteed in the long run, they don’t have to cheat, they just win straight up, legitimately, in the long run.
@@ThingsWorseThanDeath I would like to have you tell me why is the gaming commissioner at all the casinios and why when you google storys of fraud within the casino there is not one,not one story to be told ever in all the years and all the casinos ever done fraud??? Tell me why when they first came to kc,mo for years you would always see someone that hit the jack pot but now you almost never never see the CASIONIO people at a jackpot machine ever anymore??My Dad always would tell us when growing up and still to this day"Don't kid yourself" were the words he said.Bud you tell me when has our gov ever been honest about anything that comes to them taking or running any money they get from We The people?Like J A Joe would say, come on man.I would put my life on it that they just rob the hell out of the people and trust me I have paid the light bill at the casinio more than one time and have won 800 one time and cancsay I have spent a good fair 20,000 or more over the years and that is a low ball just to be on the safe side of honest words.I got to where I just don't go anymore cause I feel like they are just LAIGHING there buts off at everyone cause they just take it all from everyone as I will walk around and watch others play just to test out how I feel.It's shows also cause they just don't have as maney people there ANYMORE.I would say it's maybe cause it's just hard to get hooked on being a looser.If they were smart and not so SCANDLES they would pay like they did 25 years ago or more when I first went to the casinios.Honest my ass they are?
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@@youtubebandme4382 you try to set up a robbery and you think you’re getting over on your target, but the target already knew your plan and how to counter. Get it?
My family has been in Vegas since before Boulder (Hoover) Dam was built, and it NEVER ceases to amaze me how people REFUSE to understand that the casinos have gambling rigged in favor of the house. One way or another the casino is going to get your money.
Don't listen to this guy. If he said, "Everybody stop, I need you to bring an executive down," over a baccarat screen flaw, he would be told to leave and looked at as a joke. Casinos don't cheat. They don't ever need to cheat.
For a living, I’m that guy you “call down.” Upon arrival, it wouldn’t take long to “look at” him “as a joke.” However, I wouldn’t ask him to leave… he is easy money.
this guy's obviously a newbie. casinos don't need to cheat using the display. that's just sort of a history guide or trend guide. it doesn't matter whatever cards are shown on the display. there's no card tracking in baccarat like in blackjack. the shoe has eight decks and almost half has 0 value (10, J, Q, K). it's in the odds that casinos make money. different games have different odds. baccarat is closest to 50/50 odds. casinos also have a bankroll advantage. players have limited bankrolls and if they lose whatever they brung, they have to go out and come back with more money. in contrast, however much the dealer loses, it is offset by the winnings at the next table. and casinos are open 24/7.
Casinos actually pay him to play at their casinos, he’s well known with a large influence and following so if he ask to bring an executive down - they’ll do it for him. And some casinos very well do cheat.
Not this instance, if they cheat you can take them to court and have a good chance of winning. Of course they may defend with “it’s just a malfunction” but at least it’ll force government to look through the code and see if there is any actual cheating going on.
@@chronicj9722 Nigga we talkin bout gambling you’re not going to speak up when your money is on the line the fuck …? If people are too afraid to say anything then you should not be one of those people going to casinos….. rather be WRONG then Robbed
Depends on the stakes he's playing tbf. No idea who the guy is but for all I know he could be a high roller, in which case the casinos will treat them very differently.
@@wilhelm1501 famous as hell? Why in the comments do a majority of commenters not know who he is then? You don’t make the majority just because you please yourself to poker championship tv…
So did I and the guy is a fool for A thinking the board gives him any useful information and B thinking a malfunction is cheating And finally C thinking that casinos are going to risk their billion dollar industry by cheating when the math is on the side of the house EVERY TIME
I deal baccarat at a casino. The reader in the shoe can get dirty and read the cards wrong. It can go un noticed. I have been dealing 7 years and had the cards read wrong once and I noticed. We got it fixed immediately.
Funny story: Was grilling chicken brats and burgers for Sunday dinner one day and my wife's twin walked up, and in all seriousness asked my wife if the chicken was "fried or grilled?" Needless to say, ALOT of questions I had about my wife's thought process on certain things was answered that very day. I no longer have to ask myself what the hell is this woman talking about from time to time. 100% true story 😆 🤣 😂
@@helloimclaudioso to explain what he is saying is the monitor is supposed to properly display what is supposed to be on the table by imagery scanning. But since the cards displayed were different from what's on the table he knew something was being tampered with. Basically feeding bad information on purpose to make people lose if they aren't paying attention to make wrong calls. Also people think casinos can get away with shady stuff however there are laws. Fair game laws that basically state that if games in casinos are tampered with or proven to be cheating those clientele are to be compensate
False the value of his hand was the same as was demonstrated, it was only the combination of cards which was misrepresented on the monitor, but the value was equal 5+4=9 (cards drawn) or 7+2 (displayed on the monitor)
Probably to cover a bad idea from when he was younger....got a cousin that did that bc there was nothing to cover the dumb-assity that he put on his body but that...just saying....have a good one
@Easttowest ever stop to think that maybe he chose to have an ugly tat over an offensive one ?? If only you applied similar logic before you open your mouth ....
Hi, actual expert here. Firstly, I sincerely doubt this story is true. Most of these scoreboards show the actual cards for about two seconds and then just blue and red circles after that (with a yellow dot to indicate a natural). The information players look at is the circles, not the specific cards dealt. Typical baccarat scoreboards have four sections that display results in different ways, most players and casino staff have no idea how the last two work (they're kind of weird). Second, what he describes isn't even cheating, future hands are not affected by past hands. Third, there is always a disclaimer on the board that information is provided as a courtesy and may not be accurate.
He is a sucker for thinking the past hands impact future hands. I’m sure the Pit Boss laughed at him when he asked for an executive & said he caught them cheating.😂 I’m not an expert and that is obviously not cheating to me. 😉
@@paul-u2y9y I'm not aware of any theory where counting could give you an advantage at baccarat. My educated guess is that a high or low count wouldn't favor either side, and if one or the other favored Banker it wouldn't be enough to overcome the vig.
I remember when I first started working at the current casino I'm at. They used to have this thing called the money wheel. We haven't had it out for some time, but when I first used it I noticed that on certain spots of the wheel it would start slowly turning a certain direction like it was too heavy that side (it's supposed to be perfectly balanced). I told the pit boss and he stared at me with this fake ass smile. He looked like a pyscho about to stab me. He just said, "Ok" and then left.
Hey Nimrod casinos don’t need to cheat the math is on their side the government isn’t on their side and they have much more to lose by cheating than they ever have the gain
Vegas born and raised here, and I can only say, if it were that simple. So many people carelessly drop money in machines and then they complain about what they lose. I'm over here like, nobody told you to put that money in the machine.
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So the cards on the table was a 5 and a 4 but the computer said 7 and 2. Basically the computer is making up what cards were played instead of the actual cards played.
@@brotherdj777 lol...religion...try a different book...maybe one on cosmos, evolution (which is proven through multiple theories and you can literally watch it on a microscopic level).
@@youtubebannedme4207 just because your convicted it doesn’t mean u did it. Look at the case properly and you’ll see it he probably didn’t do it so don’t be a sheep and just repeat what your told. Many people including prosecutors and lawyers agree that he shouldn’t have been convicted
@@JinrokudaGod well I watch baccarat games for 40 hours a week while I’m working as a pitboss on the Vegas strip, and I’ve been in the casino industry for 20 years now, so yeah I’m fully aware of what he’s saying. Which is why I’m laughing at it because he didn’t get cheated.
@@CanikFan Wether he got cheated or not my comment is based off people not being able to understand what he is saying and how he is saying what he said and seeing as there are people in the comments section not being able to follow what he said.
@@Donaldl121Do you think that they don't have people (connections) in that institution?!?! Omg you americans are very funny naive people.. Money drills where drill machine can't.
I was about to make a comment referring to the same scene. 🔨 Which makes me doubt this story a little only because I have heard a few rough experiences from casinos.
@@katerpillerkilla2055 no mate dont assume, i could clearly hear every word he said, I could repeat it all but that doesn't change the fact I don't know what the fuck he's talking about
Listen. The computer is learning and narrowing down what's being played, but displaying info it's (potentially corrupted) guessing at as a recommendation
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I love the shorts but why are these guys always twitching halfway through? Why the f*** is there somebody cutbacks and cut twos please someone explain that to me if it's not a made-up s***
I’m
Commerce Casino does this all the time! I've seen this happen literally countless times and I never put two and two together to say, they're just creating whatever combination they want to. Oftentimes it'll show a result which is incorrect as well as the wrong card combination. I never put two and two together to say in my head that the casino was actually cheating by just creating whatever combination of cards they want to with the computers. But this guy is totally right.
@@michaelhood6508because they shortened the interview and cut the footage to fit a short so they summarized. It’s normal nobody is twitching lmao what
Did you get paid
“Wow, I have no idea what you are saying but I’ll act like I do”
Brooo tell me about it , have you figured out ? 😅
So your not allowed to cheat in casinos but using your head and calculating in your head isn't cheating. He reads the data on the screen which is supposed to represent everything that is going on in the game. He lost to 9 (idk the game) and the cards on the table were 5 and 4. The casino screen said that it was 7 and 2 which is false misleading information. The data on the screen is not matching the game it is supposed to be linked with. The casino is essentially cheating but gl trying to get them to change anything.
Me everytime someone starts talking about poker
The numbers aren't matching with the numbers on the monitors
@@davidyoung2457 it's not cheating it was most likely human error the dealer inputs all that info on a keypad next to him as they play very easy to make a mistake
“And that’s when they asked me to leave the casino and never come back. Then didn’t change a thing.”
Depends on location, they do that in Vegas and gaming is up their asses with fines
Yeah I bet. “Up their ass,” with a 100,000$ fine when they made millions from cheating. And then they continue to cheat.
Nah If it was a big casino they actually could get anally fucc3d with fines
I was the 1k like on this 😅🤣
@@OscarRamirez-go5fh for real my state gaming is crazy as fuck they will sit and watch everything and make sure no one is cheating
The lesson here is never go to a casino.
I've visited for the sights and the food deals.
It's not bad if you stay away from the betting tables honestly. Slots can be fun if you have a few extra bucks. Just like people buying lotto tickets
If your a moron 😂
Shi,, I live there 😂😂😢
Mermaids in old Vegas(if it still exists) was awesome. Nickel slots, amazing deep fried everything, super cheap drinks. My kind of gambling. Now Caesars...lost $40 in 2 hands in 30 seconds. No thanks. That sucks.
This dude:”I caught you cheating”
The casino:”lol yeah cool, we literally don’t care”
Well yeah, casinos do that already so what if they get caught? It's not like there's any *true* punishments.
@@benkayvfalsifier3817 They can lose their license to operate.
@@GLUFSAREN
Yeah, like the gaming commission is going to turn down bribe money.
@@Sickofsociety1 they're supposed to. But just like almost every other agency that is supposed to keep things fair and safe for consumers, they've been under funded to the point of ineffectiveness and/or corruption.
@@GLUFSAREN and who's gonna take it away from them those people are bought by the casino
“Sir this is LaGuardia Airport and those are flight schedules.”
Underratted
This made me laugh more than it should have
really made me lol
😂😂😂
Hahaha this is GOLD
Dude, " I caught you cheating" casino, "you wanna bet on that ?"
Well played
Oh man!
That comment was a high hand…
Fuck it SURE!!
Hilarious
I'll bet you're proud of that one huh? 😉
The only way to beat the casino is to keep your money and make them go bankrupt.
Don't have to cheat because gamblers don't quit when they hit one. They just keep on playing until they're broke.
That is also how and he gets banned from casions. Unless you lose they ain't happy
That would be the most beautiful sight. Then they will give everybody thousand dollars free and rigged the hell out of the machine. I stop play online casinos for 3 months 3 casinos gave me freeplay like they never did before. They drew me back in. I'm still playing and no decent freeplay.
The only way to win is not to gamble because they cheat u will never win . U only win because they let u win Making u think that u are good at the game so h come back with more money next time and start betting big that is their goal to get u bet big and. That’s when the pull the rabbit out of their hat and u list everything your house wife kids and business .
The casino was then escorted outside by police and told to never come back.
First it got their hand smashed with a hammer though
Sam Rothstein supplied the hammer 🔨
This is Gary vee if he never got out of his emo phase
Lmfao
Class
I was thinking Casey neistat
This is Gary Vee if he was a meth enjoyer
🤣🤣🤣
Casino cheats but you have 30 minutes to pack and leave 😂😂😂😂
They own it they can kick people out 🤣🤣🤣🤣
But, they have you thrown in jail and, they kick you out? B.s.!!
Then when you come the next day and they scan your face. You can play slots and bet 50 cents and you’ll loose 500 times in a row.
@@albertellis1682 they can't cheat i know they do but it's illegal same as all the people crossing the border
@@albertellis1682 they also have yo follow Gambling laws and the house is caught cheating that whole casino can be shut down and fined for a bunch of money
Update: He was actually at the airport looking at the departures screen.
*"I WON!"*
What made you type this and think “ah that’s funny”??
😂😂 funny af
Lol
@@four-twenty4205 😭😭
Baccarat boards malfunctioned constantly where I worked. Players made the exact same complaint this guy did, all the time. If players didn't stare at it like a magic crystal ball they'd notice the disclaimer printed on the board that basically says it doesn't mean shit. They are not subject to any liability. It's just a way to give people false confidence and encourage them to bet more.
it means literally nothing what shows up on the screen lol
@@XxMalcolmthat’s what he just said Moron lol
The only dude at the table not drinking.
Probably the truest comment here.
Just a shit ton of Adderall
Smoking filtered crack for sure
@@BrandonOfJapan filtered crack? 💀 Bro what does that even mean 😂 like are you saying filtered crack as to get all the good needed benefits like sharpened senses while at the same time trying to filter the bad part out lmao?
Why would you drink playing unless you like losing money?!
Hustlers catching hustlers in the act of hustling.. 😂😂
That's what you need to catch a hustler.
Right😂
Tattoo artist: you sure?
Him: the whole thing.
Lmao!!
Oh my God that is a killer joke, that was beautiful my man
He was probably covering up other regrettable tattoos
Remember when face and neck tatts meant you were hard and not “ I got so much daddy and mommy money that I will never do hard labor or hard time”
Hahahahahahahaha yes
I’ve caught casinos cheating before too. They don’t care when you call them out.
For instance, I was playing a game where they roll 3 dice in a hat and you can bet on any number. Hitting your number on any die pays 1:1. Hitting multiple dice pays higher. The game seemed intuitively fair (I later calculated there is a house edge due to the way multiples are paid out at less than odds suggest.)
I hit a big bet for a triple meaning it should pay 3:1. They refused to pay since one die was leaning almost imperceptibly on the side of the hat. Then they pointed to the official rules that said it’s an invalid role if any die does not come to rest lying flat. That’s fine, except that they had collected numerous “losses” on rolls with a leaning die. They invalidated payouts, but dud not hesitate to call it a valid roll when they “won”.
I question your entire rationale after I read the part where it said: " the game seemed intuitively fair". Odds are always explicitly in a dealers favor, they don't work for free.
What he said was a different type of cheating...they played with the rules! And "Odds" only mean the chances that the house would win is expected as you mentioned but players could still win just less chances than the house!@@superjeffstanton
That's not them cheating mate that's you not trying to enforce rules at all
Yeah, sorry, but no casino is going to use a 'hat' to shake dice in. Unless you're in an assbackwards country of course, the dice would be in a cage, or shaken up by a pneumatic device under a glass bubble. He said a 'hat' 😅😅.....
What a terribly fake story
Translation : the goal of the game he playing is to get to 9 (or closes to), on his second hand he lost the house got a 2 card 9 (natural 9), he said w/e no big deal . He looks at the “hand history “ in the monitor and it says that he lost to a 9 (as it should ) but it showed 7 2 when it was actually a 5 4… it’s still a lossing hand for him no matter how you look at it but his point is in a game where your bets are based on prior results, information on prior hands can effect your bets… ALSO if they can say 7 2 came out when a 5 4 really came out what else are they changing / lying about ? Anyway hope this helped a little baccarat is a fun game you should check it out it’s a little like 21 but you can bet on the house or the player to win .
That was the best explanation of this video so far
Thank You 😊
He’s a baby about it but he does have a point. Displaying false number combinations affects how someone may bet. If the casino runs 4 -5 decks people who are experienced are able to read probabilities. If the screen says 7-2 cards but it was 4-5, it throws off their ability to predict possible card combinations. It’s basically card counting but the game goes so fast it’s difficult to actually benefit from this.
@@harrybredau1283- That’s exactly how it was explained in the video…
Www
“Okay sir we are going to have to ask you to never come back to our casino”
As if you'd want to, if they're cheating...
Yeah. All casinos love to kick out a multimillionaire. Not
@@danielfenech9836 they dont give a shit who you are or how much money you have, as soon as they start losing money youre out
@@danielfenech9836 lmao look up Dana white getting kicked out of casinos for winning too much smh some of you guys are real blind to facts it’s why America is heading down the shit tunnel
@@danielfenech9836 talk to Dana white
"we caught the casino cheating"
That's like catching a bus driver inside a bus
Lol
Yeah but you don't have laws against the bus driver being on the bus. While there are some allowances on win rates for electronic games given this was dealing with cards they could get in a good deal of trouble.
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Right.
Dude was like "Gotcha"!
Casino was like "yep" and "hey man. Did you lose a bet when you were 16? Cause those tattoos look like you lost a bet. Badly"
This is literally me talking about the most subtle nuances and being so articulate about things no one I know cares about
Like what?
If you play Baccarat you care about what he was saying but you don't play baccarat obviously
@@charmainestampley5321I do play lol I just mean a lot of people obviously won’t get this
@@charmainestampley5321 no one should care
"and that's how I got this coupon for a free bag of ice"
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Criminally underrated comment
Perfect comment, I hope you have a great day Billy Willis. I salute
@@negatiivinen_pelle2581 thanks brother. Likewise. I hope you have a prosperous and wonderful journey
"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit."
-WC Fields
Is that who said that?
I got in trouble in high school, in 1977, for writing that on the chalk board.
Chalk it up to you're just ignorant on the subject at hand.
I mean what he's saying isn't bullshlt if it's true. The casino would be.. idk if you'd call it cheating, but it would certainly be kinda shady to be inaccurately recording hand histories.
The thing that IS bullshlt is him acting like it makes any difference. He doesn't have a system. It's all random. Afaik they get a new deck in every baccarat hand ?? Aren't the cards destroyed ? He has zero way to "break" baccarat
My ex employer who is a financial manager told my son. Now he is voting Trump
I don't understand this so I'm going to call it nonsense. -you
“Sir, this is a Wendy’s”
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Good one lol
Dude this ain't Burger King, can't always have it your way
Exactly lol
OMMFG!! This made me laugh out loud for realsies!!🤣🤣
When you smoke a little crystal just before a podcast about cards
Take my like and get out of here. 😂😂😂
LMFAO 😂😂😂
Lmfao bro 💀
“Uhhhh….huh uh huh uh huh …what?”-in Butthead voice
It made sense when I read who said it. This is the best comment under this video. Idky those🤡🤡didn’t pin this comment
Endorsed and dead af🤣
Lol
"huhuhuhuhuh you said poke"
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Best way to beat the casino is to never step foot inside!
Or bring dana white
Best way to beat them is by going in with a suitcase full of cash and say your ready to bet it all buy only after you eat as you don't bet big on an empty stomach and try for a free meal then once you have ate your meal walk straight out of the place. Winner winner of the chichen dinner. Hahaha
I think winning a whole bunch of money off of them is closer to best than not going in.
well we found the mormon, but I agree.
I'm Native American, my tribe owns casinos and 90% of our population works there, so I get a lot of inside info on the goings on at casinos. It's why I'd never play in one. The mob when they were huge in Vegas wouldn't allow their soldiers, associates, etc, to gamble in the casinos they controlled because it was a scam. If they wanted to gamble they would hold private gaming areas, usually just poker of some sort, and the members would gamble there. That should tell you everything you need to know. They're running a business very similar to a drug den, gambling effecting the same areas of the brain as cocaine does, but very little actual payout. Much like drugs but at least if you spend the money on drugs, you still get the drugs. Gambling there's a better chance of you leaving with nothing and those who do win, put it right back in most of the time anyway.
Dude: “I caught you cheating!”
Casino: “Double or nothing?”
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Pfft hahaha 😂
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Dude..I caught you cheating
Casino.. We're sure you were previously banned your bags are in the lobby??
Dude: Bet!!!
Imagine thinking that casinos need to cheat to get your money.
They don't need to but they still do
@@DARK_AMBIGUOUS outside of the existing odds, no they don't. They are highly regulated and are under a ridiculous amount of scrutiny from the gaming board of their state (or community/Nation if they are Native). Casinos cheating you willingly is a leftover trope from when some were corrupt a very long time ago.
Joe Rogan: Jamie pull up that video of that black bear eating a poker player at a casino.
These "jokes" are getting awfully fkn tired...
@@King_WhiteWolf Joe Rogan: Jamie pull up that video of that guy from RUclips who is awfully tired of our black bear jokes getting eaten by a black bear.
@@oB_Sessionlmfaooo
Lol let the bears in .... haha
@@Kattmann007 gonna need to ask Zelensky how to provoke them into accepting your invitation
“Here’s $25k. Now leave or you’ll be losing more than just a hand.”
“Oh they cheated on the 2nd hand? Left or right?”
And don't come back lol
Like what?! They gonna kill him? Gtfoh 😂
@@jessetittle huh
this aint the mafia days
If ur caught cheating u go to jail but when they're caught cheating they'll just say oh I'm sorry here's dinner on us
Depends on the method, I know card counting is legal even though the Casino’s treat it like it isn’t. It’s always nice to see people beat the casino at their own game.
@@prodigythe1st679 but don't forget even if you don't break any rules or laws, the casino can ban whomever they want to.
@@michaelantoun9353 Yeah.. house always wins unfortunately.
Your not going to jail. You watch too much tv
@@mars9313 Ctfu they don’t press charges for counting cards bro or even kick your ass like in the movies they just kick you out and depending on who you are they still want you to come but you can’t play anything 😂
“How’d you catch us cheating” not “were a casino we don’t cheat sir” is interesting 😂
The moment you've walked in a casino you're about to get scammed.
In most cases. The games where your not playing against the casino are legit but your gonna be paying a rake. The rakes fine though since the casino has costs to put on the game. Pay dealers, the floorspace, etc. Poker for example is legit as long as they arent messing with the deck. Thats the one place u can be screwed and generally its the players trying to cheat although its not unheard of for a casino to feed a "friend"
Former dealer here (17 years) Even if the cards had been recorded and displayed correctly it doesn’t matter. Those tracking boards are just like the ones on roulette, they don’t mean shit. They are there to make you think there is rhyme and reason to something that has no rhyme or reason. Think of it this way, if tracking the cards In baccarat mattered they wouldn’t let you do it. They don’t have one of those boards on Blackjack tables cuz tracking the cards helps you. They have a prior results board in Roulette because it doesn’t. Think about it.
There is a local cardhouse near my area that has Baccarat with the side Dragon Bonus bet available 40-1. The casino knows that there are people that can bet the bonus , but they don't know how......lmao
That doesn’t change the fact that they’re still cheating tho.
@@stvy_g0ld I would really need to see the board he is talking about to be able to say for certain why it doesn't matter. I have never seen (doesn't mean it doesn't exist of course, just saying) score boards in Baccarat that show individual cards from previous hands. They show cards for the current hand and go away once the first card for the next hand is drawn. So what you will typically see is a red, blue or green dot( Banker, Player, Tie respectively) displayed in various grids on the boards. If it was a natural or some other specific combo of cards/totals that means something on that Baccarat table (pertaining to a sidebet like Bank wins with natural 9 over 0 to make one up for example) then the dot will have a mark on or around it indicating it won in a certain way. So his whole line about making betting decisions on SPECIFIC cards in previous hands falls apart since I have never seen a board show the specific cards for previous hands.
IF he is so concerned about the "cheating" he can just track the cards himself. Most casinos have pen and paper right there at the baccarat table for players to use. If the casino doesn't provide it, players are welcome to bring their own. That should show you, and put that much finer of a point on what I am saying. IT DOES NOT MATTER what that display showed. Tracking is meaningless in that game. Until there is a way for people to mentally count cards(and have the count mean something) in Baccarat like there is in Blackjack it is irrelevant.
Something I want to say here real quick is that my defense of casinos is only confined to casinos within the boarders of Nevada. I will not stand up for any casino outside of that state since I have zero experience with them.
If you feel you have been cheated by a casino in NV you can go onto the Nevada Gaming Control Board website and file a complaint or call the phone number listed on the same page as the form. I have seen plenty of Gaming agents in casino conducting investigations right after the incident in question took place. The Gaming Control Baord wants it to keep casinos honest since if enough people really think that MOST Vegas casinos will literally steal from you then people will stop coming and it will lead to the eventual death of that town.
And just to cut be clear I am sure that at some point some casino employee(s) did something shady at some point. There is a difference between a few bad apples giving the rest of the industry a bad name and the industry being corrupt to it's core. In my time in Las Vegas(2000-2021) I did not see enough of that to write the place off.
@michaelsultai…you said it perfectly. The past means nothing in games like craps, roulette, and baccarat
Huh
"I caught you cheating!"
Casino: "So?"
“sir we’re going to have to ask you to leave”
We are allowed to, but you are not
The casino isn’t allows to cheat. State laws.
The guy is lying this guy is so full of shit and ppl believe him
Casino we caught you breathing
Breaking news. Casinos aren’t in business to lose to guys that can speak 5,000 words per minute.
Sir, we have a steak dinner for you.
Smh
and a 500 dollar tab on the house; each day for 1 whole year.
@@ChickenMcThiccken lol yeah right
@@meechbechilling1227 i don't how they gonna get rid of 4 people who saw this. this aint the movies bro. that SEC hammer gonna come down hard on that casino for fraudulent activity like that.
@@ChickenMcThiccken thats facts lol
You are one of 250 humans in the world that know the rules to Baccarat
Do you play Baccarat? If so, what's your source of study? How do you become one of those 250 humans.
@@michaelmorales112 there's nothing to study. Anyone who says they have a system is full of shit. Each hand is just a coin flip
And he's the ONLY white one 😅
@@michaelmorales112 RUclips
Ya there’s like a billion asian dudes that know too
Harvard: you sound like you know what you’re talking about, here’s a scholarship
That's why if you google casino fraud you can t find one case of the people inside that have ever cheated but we not dumb and know they take so much and are rigged.You never see people hit the jack pot anymore ever they just take it all now.Its all bs
Facts it is like that tho 👍🏼💪🏼😅
he is almost black enough for that to happen
Lmao omg… Rod if your sarcasm means what I think it does that’s hella funny. I used to be a cardroom dealer, and this guy doesn’t have any idea what he’s talking about. Even if the machine/computer screen is showing the incorrect cards, it’s pretty easy to see if your next bets are losing because of cheating or not, cuz uh, you can SEE the cards that are being dealt to the player & banker lmao. Sooo, you get to see in real time with the real cards which side wins, aaaand your bet is sitting there, motionless… sooo, bets don’t get paid out based on what the screen says, they get paid or taken based on what exact fucking cards are sitting there face up on the table lmao. Furthermore, it’s crazy to see how many people in the comments think casinos cheat. I mean, it’s not the craziest idea in the world, but still, they don’t cheat, like ever. Maybe you get the once in a million times where an employee tries to take an angle on a customer, but the casinos themselves don’t cheat, they don’t have to.. the rules of every single game dictate that the casino wins guaranteed in the long run, they don’t have to cheat, they just win straight up, legitimately, in the long run.
@@ThingsWorseThanDeath I would like to have you tell me why is the gaming commissioner at all the casinios and why when you google storys of fraud within the casino there is not one,not one story to be told ever in all the years and all the casinos ever done fraud??? Tell me why when they first came to kc,mo for years you would always see someone that hit the jack pot but now you almost never never see the CASIONIO people at a jackpot machine ever anymore??My Dad always would tell us when growing up and still to this day"Don't kid yourself" were the words he said.Bud you tell me when has our gov ever been honest about anything that comes to them taking or running any money they get from We The people?Like J A Joe would say, come on man.I would put my life on it that they just rob the hell out of the people and trust me I have paid the light bill at the casinio more than one time and have won 800 one time and cancsay I have spent a good fair 20,000 or more over the years and that is a low ball just to be on the safe side of honest words.I got to where I just don't go anymore cause I feel like they are just LAIGHING there buts off at everyone cause they just take it all from everyone as I will walk around and watch others play just to test out how I feel.It's shows also cause they just don't have as maney people there ANYMORE.I would say it's maybe cause it's just hard to get hooked on being a looser.If they were smart and not so SCANDLES they would pay like they did 25 years ago or more when I first went to the casinios.Honest my ass they are?
On the next episode of things that never happened
Looking forward to the audio book “100 ways to get your ass beat behind a casino”
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Then you take revenge and cap the owner when he least expects it😁
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Yeah, they're going to beat a professional poker players ass. Looking forward to your audio book, "Dumb in 100 different ways"
Ok Yiu caught us . Now get the hell out of our Casino 😂
You could walk out or Tyrone could carry you out 🤣
@Cloud King Tyrone do t care 🤣
This is a good example of “Understanding the dynamics of what your situation is better than the people putting you in that situation”
Lmao what
@@youtubebandme4382 you try to set up a robbery and you think you’re getting over on your target, but the target already knew your plan and how to counter. Get it?
@@marioknowsitsgod1506 then why do the robbery in the first place 🤔
Very well put statement, show how intellectually advanced he is!
@@marcusrogers-kumar6002 lmao
My family has been in Vegas since before Boulder (Hoover) Dam was built, and it NEVER ceases to amaze me how people REFUSE to understand that the casinos have gambling rigged in favor of the house. One way or another the casino is going to get your money.
Exactly! They make it explicitly clear, the games are for entertainment purposes only.
Get me an executive right now. Sir, this is a Wendy's
Yes, but I’ve caught someone eating.
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Good one 🙄
This got me 😂
“I’ll let management know, now is there something else”
Basically lmao
"Also get the fuck out"
I will never know what it's like to just walk into a tattoo parlor and say "fuck my shit up"
LOL, he got his money's worth if that's what he told them!
Looks like he’s getting another tattoo while telling this story 😅😅😅
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Because you don't have the money to know
So underrated
Don't listen to this guy. If he said, "Everybody stop, I need you to bring an executive down," over a baccarat screen flaw, he would be told to leave and looked at as a joke. Casinos don't cheat. They don't ever need to cheat.
You're making your Don proud
For a living, I’m that guy you “call down.” Upon arrival, it wouldn’t take long to “look at” him “as a joke.” However, I wouldn’t ask him to leave… he is easy money.
this guy's obviously a newbie. casinos don't need to cheat using the display. that's just sort of a history guide or trend guide. it doesn't matter whatever cards are shown on the display. there's no card tracking in baccarat like in blackjack. the shoe has eight decks and almost half has 0 value (10, J, Q, K). it's in the odds that casinos make money. different games have different odds. baccarat is closest to 50/50 odds.
casinos also have a bankroll advantage. players have limited bankrolls and if they lose whatever they brung, they have to go out and come back with more money. in contrast, however much the dealer loses, it is offset by the winnings at the next table. and casinos are open 24/7.
Casinos actually pay him to play at their casinos, he’s well known with a large influence and following so if he ask to bring an executive down - they’ll do it for him. And some casinos very well do cheat.
This is when the casino kicks you out
Not this instance, if they cheat you can take them to court and have a good chance of winning. Of course they may defend with “it’s just a malfunction” but at least it’ll force government to look through the code and see if there is any actual cheating going on.
@@jorgeherrera1074 dude they didn't cheat the guy saw something different on the TV a flipped out. He should ha e been kicked out
@@youtubebandme4382 u don’t know what you’re talking about so don’t talk. U don’t have to talk about everything
@@youtubebandme4382 you seem very gullible. Simpleton 😂 I feel sorry for you.
@@youtubebandme4382 they were influencing the players bets with trash data. I'm not sure if it's "cheating" exactly, but it's definitely shady af.
I hope he catches the guy who drew all over him.
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@@haroldmoss6864 right ?!?!?
He’s just trying to look cool getting unique tattoos the same as every other guy.
@@Jschmuck8987are u that insecure bro keep cryin he dont know u 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Lol
"Oh my goodness sir, we are so sorry. May we speak to you in the back please. Yes...right into that storage room on the right..."
GOT HIS ASS....
You watch too many old movies... Not like that anymore whatsoever
@@In_Need_of_a_Savior lol... You think they gonna take you in back and break your fingers??
"OK, this door here? Hey, what's the hammer for?"
Where there's a lawyer..
Wow the guy is a genius he managed to add more confusion on top of my confusion I'm really lost 😂
@tinashewilson8432 lmfao why so confused bro? 🤣
I like that!! He told them straight to their faces.... I caught y'all cheating! 😊
They've been doing stuff like that ever since casinos were invented.
He’s lying
So true
Good observation bro. I think a lot of things are done in plain sight but no one is paying attention.
Alot of people just rather not say anything tho just incase they're wrong or they are just scared to say something
Truth...easier to get away with it
@@chronicj9722 Nigga we talkin bout gambling you’re not going to speak up when your money is on the line the fuck …? If people are too afraid to say anything then you should not be one of those people going to casinos….. rather be WRONG then Robbed
@Scott Fitz-Gerald 😂like wtf
And even worse a lot of people will not challenge it . Cause they don’t want to cause problems
Ace said it best in Casino “ it’s designed to keep your money”
@nickbehrooz596 one of the greatest movies 💯
Corey Feldman is doing some weird movies lately
“Everybody stop, I need you to bring an executive down”…..casino: “lol”
Depends on the stakes he's playing tbf. No idea who the guy is but for all I know he could be a high roller, in which case the casinos will treat them very differently.
@@wilhelm1501 eh, couldn't really care less but don't believe everything you see online.
@@wilhelm1501 a lot of people have no clue how respectful casinos are to their biggest players.
@@wilhelm1501 famous as hell? Why in the comments do a majority of commenters not know who he is then? You don’t make the majority just because you please yourself to poker championship tv…
@@creationlabsinc.189 ah yeah I mean you're right, he's not famous as hell my bad. He's relatively known tho
“Sir, that’s our new automated menu system with the tax included and this is still a Wendy’s…”
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@@Mermaider u like that one 🤣🤣
@@RedsBigRig yah lol, didn't think it was Wendy's still 🤣🤣
@@Mermaider 😆
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The executive said, "How did you catch us cheating?" admitting they were cheating. Come on, man. They're smarter than that.
@@JohnnyAppleseed-yl6fo that's his story!
@@JohnnyAppleseed-yl6fo it's Vegas 🤷♂️
"I understood every single word of that"
- Bizarro
So did I and the guy is a fool for A thinking the board gives him any useful information and B thinking a malfunction is cheating And finally C thinking that casinos are going to risk their billion dollar industry by cheating when the math is on the side of the house EVERY TIME
I deal baccarat at a casino. The reader in the shoe can get dirty and read the cards wrong. It can go un noticed. I have been dealing 7 years and had the cards read wrong once and I noticed. We got it fixed immediately.
Me at the buffet line talking bout the different types of fried n baked chicken
Right im at the casinos for the buffets only 😂
@@genecuisine7 gambling my cholesterol level 🤣
You all get the like, and Pineapple REX FTW!
Funny story: Was grilling chicken brats and burgers for Sunday dinner one day and my wife's twin walked up, and in all seriousness asked my wife if the chicken was "fried or grilled?" Needless to say, ALOT of questions I had about my wife's thought process on certain things was answered that very day. I no longer have to ask myself what the hell is this woman talking about from time to time. 100% true story 😆 🤣 😂
This guy should run for congress
Hahahahaha you serious?
I love hearing the stories he makes up. It's hilarious
Yeah for some reason I don’t believe him, or the house came down and explained to him how things actually work 😂
Why do you say that? Is he known for lying or been caught in many lies?? I don’t know this guy. Just curious. Thanks.
@@helloimclaudio Why do you say that? Is he known for lying or been caught in many lies?? I don’t know this guy. Just curious. Thanks.
@@landondavid5773 nah I don’t know anything about him, and I could very well be wrong, I’m just judging him based on looks 😂
@@helloimclaudioso to explain what he is saying is the monitor is supposed to properly display what is supposed to be on the table by imagery scanning. But since the cards displayed were different from what's on the table he knew something was being tampered with. Basically feeding bad information on purpose to make people lose if they aren't paying attention to make wrong calls. Also people think casinos can get away with shady stuff however there are laws. Fair game laws that basically state that if games in casinos are tampered with or proven to be cheating those clientele are to be compensate
They were essentially getting him to bet more by setting the program to guess that he had a higher hand than he actually did.
Thank you I had no idea what he was saying
False the value of his hand was the same as was demonstrated, it was only the combination of cards which was misrepresented on the monitor, but the value was equal 5+4=9 (cards drawn) or 7+2 (displayed on the monitor)
@@BKXIX That is not what he said
Completely wrong. Don't act like you know if you don't.
"I want a tattoo that looks like i laid my arms in a puddle of ink." what artistry
Probably to cover a bad idea from when he was younger....got a cousin that did that bc there was nothing to cover the dumb-assity that he put on his body but that...just saying....have a good one
He looks like he got beaten with a wet newspaper
Settle down you’ll make it 🥹
Must be nice operating on such a simple mindset and being able to judge other people without any background info and feel righteous about it ....
@Easttowest ever stop to think that maybe he chose to have an ugly tat over an offensive one ?? If only you applied similar logic before you open your mouth ....
Him: "I caught you cheating!" 😡
Executive: "What are the odds of that?" 😅
I love the “wow” like he is sighing 😂
how to react i 2022
They should give back everybody that gambled all their money to f****** Crooks
Have u ever had a conversation?
@@Westesto Ignorant-ass question 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡 🤡
Casey Neistat took a wild turn in life.
Corey Feldman
First time I see another person who's been thinking the same as me 😂
Righttttt
Cause he left NY, then went to Cali, then left and ended up In Vegas
Hi, actual expert here. Firstly, I sincerely doubt this story is true. Most of these scoreboards show the actual cards for about two seconds and then just blue and red circles after that (with a yellow dot to indicate a natural). The information players look at is the circles, not the specific cards dealt. Typical baccarat scoreboards have four sections that display results in different ways, most players and casino staff have no idea how the last two work (they're kind of weird).
Second, what he describes isn't even cheating, future hands are not affected by past hands. Third, there is always a disclaimer on the board that information is provided as a courtesy and may not be accurate.
i play poker and roulette, can you "count"cards in baccarat ?
He is a sucker for thinking the past hands impact future hands. I’m sure the Pit Boss laughed at him when he asked for an executive & said he caught them cheating.😂 I’m not an expert and that is obviously not cheating to me. 😉
@@paul-u2y9y I'm not aware of any theory where counting could give you an advantage at baccarat. My educated guess is that a high or low count wouldn't favor either side, and if one or the other favored Banker it wouldn't be enough to overcome the vig.
It does in baccarat?
No you can not count cards. It's a game of coinflips with extra steps.
"You're cheating! I caught you!"
"OK......let me go get the MOB boss real quick....."
I remember when I first started working at the current casino I'm at. They used to have this thing called the money wheel. We haven't had it out for some time, but when I first used it I noticed that on certain spots of the wheel it would start slowly turning a certain direction like it was too heavy that side (it's supposed to be perfectly balanced). I told the pit boss and he stared at me with this fake ass smile. He looked like a pyscho about to stab me. He just said, "Ok" and then left.
Every crew needs a guy like him on their team!!! 👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
LMAO, NO. Mikki is a scam artist and terrible gambler. You definitely don't want him in your circle.
So dumb
Just don’t gamble. Better yet, don’t ever step foot inside a casino.
But... what about the buffet?
You’re missing out
You can go in a casino for shows and food. Just don’t gamble.
But what about gambling
I have no choice
"Bring an executive down I caught you cheating."
"Sir this is a Wendy's."
Dude's got the reverse Michael Jackson going on 😂😂
You mean he grooms vulnerable old ladies?
Dude's whole persona screams, "Meth."
Learning the casino cheats is like learning the sun rises in the east
Wait.... What?!?!
WOOWWW
Hey Nimrod casinos don’t need to cheat the math is on their side the government isn’t on their side and they have much more to lose by cheating than they ever have the gain
They just gave him a free steak dinner and sent him on his way.
😂😂😂👍👍👍
Not him… he’s betting 250k per hand
@@MrWcredranger wether you are betting $100 or 250k you’ll still get just a little steak dinner and sent on your way if you are winning
😆 funny
@@Steve.._. ur wrong lol
This guy is only one of four people banned from every casino in Vegas. Al Capone is on that list. He is a bad ass.
Easy solution: Don't enter a casino😂
Vegas born and raised here, and I can only say, if it were that simple. So many people carelessly drop money in machines and then they complain about what they lose. I'm over here like, nobody told you to put that money in the machine.
“Wooooow”= I don’t have the slightest idea what you’re talking about but I’m going to pretend anyways.
Ever heard the saying 'life is short'? We all have to face death sooner or later. The Bible compares our life to a flower in a field that is seen today and gone tomorrow. Do you think about what happens after you are gone? Where your soul is going? Have you heard of a place called heaven and a place called hell? Today I want to urge you to surrender your life to Jesus. We can be saved and go to heaven through Jesus. Salvation is gifted to us from God out of pure love. All we need to do is believe and follow Jesus Christ. Make the right choice today, tomorrow may be too late.
Stop Stealing 👈🏽🤚🏽🛑
So the cards on the table was a 5 and a 4 but the computer said 7 and 2. Basically the computer is making up what cards were played instead of the actual cards played.
@@brotherdj777 lol...religion...try a different book...maybe one on cosmos, evolution (which is proven through multiple theories and you can literally watch it on a microscopic level).
Dude is like the mike Tyson of gambling
Ode
Great one 😆
Easy. Lol. Putting this dude in the same sentence as Iron Mike is sacrilegious.
@@Godshonestruth he better than Tyson he dont ha e a r@pe conviction.
@@youtubebannedme4207 just because your convicted it doesn’t mean u did it. Look at the case properly and you’ll see it he probably didn’t do it so don’t be a sheep and just repeat what your told. Many people including prosecutors and lawyers agree that he shouldn’t have been convicted
Moment of silence for the people who couldn’t keep up.
Well this guy is talking out of his ass so it makes sense if some don’t understand his lie lol
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@@CanikFan Whether it’s a lie or a ruse Did you understand what he was saying?
@@JinrokudaGod well I watch baccarat games for 40 hours a week while I’m working as a pitboss on the Vegas strip, and I’ve been in the casino industry for 20 years now, so yeah I’m fully aware of what he’s saying. Which is why I’m laughing at it because he didn’t get cheated.
@@CanikFan Wether he got cheated or not my comment is based off people not being able to understand what he is saying and how he is saying what he said and seeing as there are people in the comments section not being able to follow what he said.
This dude:”I caught you cheating”
The casino:”And?”
And it’s a federal crime and now a class action lawsuit. He’s going to be owed millions if he does this correctly. 😅
Rule #1. Casino can cheat but you cannot Gamblers BEWARE!😂
Gambling commission will shut that shit down
@@Donaldl121Will they???? I've seen it live and that casino is still operating! This casino cheated and were caught red-handed yet nothing happened.
@@Donaldl121 lol... what are the going it do?? Impose a fine? hahaha!!!
@@Donaldl121Do you think that they don't have people (connections) in that institution?!?!
Omg you americans are very funny naive people..
Money drills where drill machine can't.
that must be rule number 2, cause rule #1 is the House always wins.
I want to talk to Mr. House immediately!
"SOME Of you may die........ But that is a sacrifice, I am willing to make."
FARQUAD!!!
Best quote ever
@@clayongayle8870 I don't know why i thiught this quite was from Zapp Brannigan
Life Tip #1: You can never beat a man at his own game. Even when he loses he's still winning.
I'm so glad I don't gamble. I can just sidestep all that BS.
reminds me of a dude at work: confidently incorrect
i read someone said Lord Farquaad and i’ve been dying laughing since
Lil Farquaad lol
@@eahco8476 oh this one a good one too hahahahaha
So you want recognition for somebody else's comment??
@@samuelpena3195 yikes. I feel like they can't find it but they're still glad they got to tell their story.
Ah yes we still find humor in (perfectly normal and probably cool human beings) appearances... yikes
I have absolutely no clue what this means but how dare they?!?
He is full of sh**t. It means nothing!
I'm appalled
@@sibusiso2841 by what?
It's like buying a product based on the reviews. Only to find out the reviews are bots
@@BigB932 how is that exactly?
“And that’s when Bobby Deniro came out and pulled me into a back room. That hammer to the hand sucks.”
That was such a cool movie 🍾💃
I was about to make a comment referring to the same scene. 🔨
Which makes me doubt this story a little only because I have heard a few rough experiences from casinos.
That casino player is a legitimate scariest player
I didnt understand a word😂😂
Good I thought I was the only one 😆
bruh right 🤣 gambling talk
Same
He wasn’t talking fast,yall just to slow to listen
@@katerpillerkilla2055 no mate dont assume, i could clearly hear every word he said, I could repeat it all but that doesn't change the fact I don't know what the fuck he's talking about
Guy in the background is all wow, whoa, while thinking what the heck is he talking about yo 😂
Listen. The computer is learning and narrowing down what's being played, but displaying info it's (potentially corrupted) guessing at as a recommendation
😂
“Wow no way that’s crazy”
Excellent catch Bro! AND, called out the P.O.S.'s on it! BRAVO! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻