If introverts had a translator...
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
- If introverts had someone to interpret what they really meant to say...
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You are perfect! And by this I mean to imply that we are all 'perfecting' daily. You're perfecting! Also, I think that you are a handsome and oh so witty man! 💜💋
Yours would say..Frank would you like to join Discord? You could log in as someone else, in your own fanclub! ^-^ Sneeky style. discord.gg/UzK7ZrVEXp
Your interpreter is a wise person. But also a little weird..🤨 don't give them a full time job. 😉
Fraaaaaaaaaaank
Mom: Sun did you assists to your class this morning?
Me: Uuh, yes i did
Translator: What he means that he not, because he's to afraid to be screen captured while he's doing a dumb face, causing his class teammates laugh of him about a week, so he will just ask later for the homework and he will doit normally.
Mom: ...
Me: ...
Mom: Who's this guy!?
Edit: I try my best write this, sorry for my bad English xD.
I'm learning to let mine speak. The problem is she has absolutely no filter and she can get me in trouble a lot 😂
me: "I'm so sorry I'm late!"
translator: "I'm late because I didn't want to come so I was doing random stuff at home to avoid coming here, or at least come as late as socially acceptable, not because I don't like you but becase I didn't feel like I had enough energy to interact with other people."
How do you know why I was late to thanksgiving dinner last year? Stalker.
This 😂
Omg yes! 😅👍
Oof, I felt that.
YES!! 👍
"Two Alexas talking to each other" is exactly how I see small talk
Me too
So true
I can't stop laughing how accurate it is 😂😂😂
If I'm asked about my sandwich in the break room, I always just say Tuna, no matter what the sandwich actually is...because it doesn't even matter.
I went it into my Alexa settings to make her less chatty
People: why are you so quiet?
My translator: why are you so loud?
YES!!!
Gotta use that on someone!!!
LMAO YES
Im gonna steal this and literally use it on everyone-
Exactly! Not much of an introvert any longer, but everyone is still sooo loud
Quite true
my teacher: "so everyone's ok with presenting?"
me: "yeah, ok."
my translator: "please no, i've said multiple times i'm uncomfortable with presenting things in the past, why are you like this? why do you do this to me? don't make me do this-"
I feel your pain =_=
"Every presentation you make me do is -100 I Like This Teacher points."
As long as I practice intently I'm fine but I basically have to memorize everything before I present. Gotta practice socialization so that it is basically an automated process. Otherwise I super overthink and stumble over my words.
I got lucky and got to do a presentation by making a video
*loads gun*
*"How sadistic can you get, old man?"*
Right? RIGHT?!! *R-I-G-H-T?!!*
People who talk loud and often keep the world a place where people talk loud and often, because they are talking loudly! and often. ugh. shoot me.
It's actually the whole education system!!
@@annachan8151 Our entire education system does us introverts no justice....Only to those smart, extroverted people who want to answer every question in class.....*sigh
Flashbacks:
ruclips.net/video/6SxjBWJPf78/видео.html
@@myst4400 Iknow right. And they want ME to DANCE in FRONT of PEOPLEEEE.
'' he'd rather write 30 pages every week than saying a word in front of his classmates'' this is so me 😂 where can i find a translator like him ?
'' he'd rather write 30 pages every week than saying a word in front of his classmates'' this is so me 😂 where can i find a translator like him ?
@@nahinnoor7816 whyd you copy and paste?
@@chiara9721 whyd you copy and paste?
@@thelogicalfallacy4635 I see you tried to make a joke. I don't regret to inform you that it wasn't funny.
@@chiara9721 Yes, I made an attempt at humor, I am glad you noticed. Otherwise, it may have been quite confusing in this context.
"Professor Jamerson"
"Frank"
"Hank"
10/10 creative names
+ Frankenstein 😅
@@Amal91 😂
@@thebrightestrainbowever3841 😂😂
Tank
@@Amal91 *The Frankenstein
“Does anyone have any questions?”
My translator: “Yes, thirty, but he doesn’t want to ask them in front of the whole class because all these people will silently judge him forever for asking a dumb question, so he’s just going to ask somebody that looks like they were paying attention after class is over in order to minimize the potential for anxiety but you can rest assured that as soon as he understands what to do, it’ll get done. Thank you and good day.”
Matthew Wright I've been going around telling people this as it seems to be a common misconception so basically people generally don't care to judge you on anything you do and if you mess up people might snicker but no one really cares about it.
@@commanderriver2840 and that snicker will turn into a memory that haunts the person who asked it for many, _many_ years to come
@@DashBolt true
Dash Bolt why would it?
@@commanderriver2840 clearly you're a complete extrovert and have no introverted friends, because otherwise, you would understand
What if the translator also starts speaking all those answers which we knew correctly and kept holding back? 😂
And what if it starts saying all those answers we were happy we didn't say because they were totally wrong although we though they were 100% correct? That would be quite embarrassing let me tell you that.
@@martinprochazka3714 at these times my heart starts racing thinking that my name will be called out. :(
LOUDER. On a side note, most of the times I have the correct but never tell it out loud and when someone else say it, I'm always like "dang, I'm the boss" but quietly, I'm weird.
@@nolwenprems hahahah I get you. My mind starts smiling as well 😂.
@@chaoticbreeze6262 I believe we have a little misunderstanding here. -- You think the answer is correct, thus you're cool with being called out at the moment, you might have even considered raising your hand, but then after someone else answers it you find out that you were totally wrong and feel like you just dodged a bullet.
I teach at Uni level; this is not comedy, but dramatic portrayal of actual conversations had with real introvert students. Hopefully, no introverts were harmed during this re-enactment.
Then take pity on us
we always prefer written communication :) our brains are working so fast that the language department can not cope with it, so we are just stuck during a conversation. however, we have tons of stuff to tell. you can tell your students to write to you. they can explain their thoughts and feelings better this way..
@@anneyamann5859 Also - and let's be honest here... a lot of us have extreme social anxiety, or asocial tendencies which have caused us to develop very fast typing skills.
@@anneyamann5859 yeah, it's not like I can't go talk, I would just not rather thought because it's awkward and no one listens to me anyway; and it's hard to keep my thoughts at the same speed as I can talk in a understandable way
@@Ollie-trolley I checked the thing you said to know if I have that disorder, everything seemed to point that way, but then one symptom came up that just completely showed that his points and adhd are not related, talking too much or having hyperactivity(the symptom), so I don't think it's ever gonna be relatable to an introvert. So the points he said and ADHD are not related at all, you don't need to have those problems to be an introvert but it's just the majority. And I don't get why many people take being introvert or extrovert by the battery theory(or symptom, I don't know what else to call that, it's the one you were talking about) there's way more stuff to make sure which one is you(introvert or extrovert), that theory is just a part of many behavioral patterns, just a basic one among the many other important stuff
How’s class going?
Me: Aight.
Translator: He’s so lost he doesn’t even know what to ask for help on.
Actually, one of the best teachers I ever had in college used to say this 2 or 3 times a week. "Is anyone so confused they don't know what question to ask?" and he'd patiently help us put the question into words, and answer it.
I became a school librarian, and this is something I did regularly. Easier now, because you can give people a cover: "Oh [some kind of technology] can be so confusing."
Oof, not explaining why I'm a college dropout lol
@@blackgemstone801 Wishing you the best, beautiful Gemstone.
yea but I'm scared to say cuz I don't want people to judge me
Oi Felix Come here brooo sometimes people can judge you for minuscule things but the hard truth is that a lot of times they really just don't care and even if they say something that implies a negative judgment of you it is probably just an offhand comment they they will forget that they even said it ten seconds later.
The extrovert: *trying to convince the introvert to socialize more*
The introvert: *waiting for someone to understand and accept them just the way they are*
A lot of extraverts tend to believe that all introverts are just defective extraverts.
I showed my brother this and all he’s saying is..”EXACTLY!!”
haha, yes, I agree with him
Lol
Same 😂👌
I agree with him 😀
It’s so accurate I don’t even know what to do
I think the “deep croak” thing is something we introverts really fear
Throw Karaoke in the mix and it's a nightmare..
@@Convoluted-and-Exiled i hate karaoke, not only because of the fact that im an introvert, but also because of the fact that i hate my voice with a burning passion. i hate it, i wish i could be mute.
@@kaloric Please don't take this the wrong way, but then.. Why not? If you hate your voice and there's nothing you can do to be comfortable with it right now.
Why 'not' be a mute/the quiet type? Where is it required you have to make yourself so uncomfortable for others? There are ways to still communicate, if that's what you want to do.
I say screw conforming to society.
Do what feels right for you.
and maybe talk only when you really must or feel up to it. Ya know? Till you feel differently.
But this is my own view based merely on what you've disclosed of course. Point is it should be your choice.
Idk how to put it sometimes I surprise myself when I hear words instead of noise
@@Convoluted-and-Exiled helps being a bass vocalist, so that way the "deep croak" might actually sound good
Participation being part of the grade was so awful.
could be wrong on this but I think teachers and professors are paid to push you out of your comfort zone. Thing is, some of us literally are never comfortable to begin with, so there's that issue.
Ugh. That's the worst. Especially when they just call you out in front of the class....
Seriously!! I lived this exact scenario in college. When my prof saw the tears welling up in my eyes he said if I raised my hand one time I could get the full 40% for class participation. The next day he threw me a softball question and I got an A in the class.
@@heidi9645 I'm glad that teacher realized it was hard enough to raise your hand, and rewarded you for it. Too many just can't understand that it is hard for some of us. We are participating, just not verbally.
Ooh so thats why my grades are so bad ...😅😂
Teacher: "Introvert, you're the best student in my class. Why don't you talk more? I'm sure everyone would benefit from your insight!"
Introvert: "I don't talk because I'm learning. I don't give my opinion or insight because I'm not teaching. That's your job"
Me,,
Also known as:
The quiet kid.
The seems -not to understand what's going on girl.
@@arandomperson1795 me, also the quite kid: **designs firearms in english while the teacher is explaining the assignment, having already read it off the provided sheet, since I enjoy engineering**
Everyone: haha Pigeon is going to be a schmool schmooter.
Me: don't tempt me.
**Awkward silence**
@@arandomperson1795 I'm you except I actually don't understand what's going on
@@mynameis7700 u know its been 4 months and I forgot what I meant and it drives me crazy I got 7 likes which is legendary for me and I don't understand WHAT DOES IT EVEN MEAN
@@arandomperson1795 lol?
All in favor of Frank James being the Official Introvert Translator, give a brief thumbs up before quickly retreating to a quiet space that is free from human contact.
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One of these days, introverts will dominate the world. Quietly, when everyone is sleeping.
Because we already slink around our houses at night for food
@@midnightdream2006 we've been training all these time.
hopefully soon, cs i'm tired of extroverts man..
Ok, wake me up when ur done. I'm going back to sleep...😪
Haha 😂 SO good and true.
“Two frats guys arguing over a book they never read”
College in a nutshell 😂🙃
Same
Correction:two frat guys arguing over a girl they never met is college
@@bigbig-g8l And that's where the birth of TOXIC FRIENDSHIP and LOVE...
(breath deep in and sigh)...Ah yes...The smell of filthy "Today's Modern Society" air...
@@HikigayaHachiman07 uh
@@HikigayaHachiman07 you know, i was trying socialize then this...i'm going to my room and no one can stop me now.
People: "Why don't you speak?"
Me: "Oh, I just prefer not to."
My translator: "While that is true it's also because I don't want people to judge me and they will all think I sound weird and everyone is going to think I'm stupid if I get the answer wrong, they're all going to take time out of their day to laugh at me."
Also people: "Are you ok?"
Me: "Yea I'm fine!"
My translator: "Please don't talk to me or make eye contact with me, thanks."
See I'm a introvert but the reason I never talk is like I dont usually have anything I want to say and small talk is so difficult because I try it and then run out of topics to discuss and theirs a awkward silence and it makes me feel like I should say something but I have nothing to say and then they look at me waiting and I look at them waiting and AHHHHHH. I scared myself.
Omigosh it's me🤣😭
@@darthnut7089 Well.. if you're my close friend well hahahahaha good luck. Once that mouth starts movin it aint stopping.
@@darthnut7089 me scared to talk at the class when there is a teacher or answer the question everyone just going to laugh when made a simple mistake then i would say who fuckn cares but I can't say that lol and i don't like talking much because like i think every move i do what will happen when i talk like that.
yes
omg please do one about those extroverts who THINK they’re introverts because they can be alone for 6 hours without a mental breakdown
YESSSSS PLEASE, that would be great 😂 👍🏻
Omg I just had that thought thanks for dragging me back too reality lol😭
Actually I am one of that. And it turned out I am INFP. Made test 3 times different days. My extraversion just changed from 10 to 40% and I am still can quite easily talk with ppl, specially if I like them, but I PREFER to be alone most of the time anyway)
That’s so annoying coming from an extrovert
@Bot zeddy They are the weak links among sausages
I already have one of these. Its called my extrovert friend. 😂
How do I get one of those friends?
@@DonceGT Look lost in public lol. It's from one of his other videos, but it is true. Extroverts just wanna help you.
all my friends are cats. wait I have a rabbit friend too. *sigh*
You do realize... you're the friend right?
Extroverts find us then keep us like these weird purse puppies that they show off for the benefit of other extroverts.
@@snarkymcsnarkface1863 who hurt you bro
A professor once gave me a choice: I could do a easy presentation in front of the class or take a very hard test. I chose the test, barely passed but I dont regret a bit.
I managed to convince a teacher once to give us papers instead of taking tests because I'm bad at those. I also convinced another teacher to let us write papers instead of presenting our information orally. I wasn't popular with the others in those classes, but I got A's in both. lol First teacher I had an in with because our fathers had gone to the same university, at different times. Second was because she saw me stumbling through a paragraph and knew I couldn't do it. I remember them both fondly.
As an introvert with GAD and DPD/DRD, I was terrified of talking in front of others through presentation or answering simple questions. Legal and illegal substances gave me some courage so in my mid 20s I decided to attend trade school but I was still terrified of what I might do/say if called upon by the teacher. Oh and I forgot to mention that math damn near paralyzes me. Anyway, the teacher loved me because I was a good student and respectful. One day she asked me to give an example of RX formulas and how cross multiplication is needed to determine accurate medication dosages.
My classmates said I turned bluish-green around my eyes/mouth and face looked like pallor mortis. They all knew I had issues and could feel my terror. I didn't want to disappoint this teacher due to previous bad experiences so I went to the board and followed her instructions while explaining the formula. I got everything correct and my classmates applauded as I returned to my seat.
Since then I knew I could finally do things that my family had always told me I was incapable of.
We have to pick and choose our battles and thankfully many teachers nowadays see that some students need alternatives and they offer it. I just wish I'd had more teachers like that while in school versus the fuck heads that were no different than my family.
@@michellegriff13 I'm glad to hear that you got to face your fears. Just wish people were more empathic to you. I was terrified of talking in public, and still am till a certain degree. But it got a lot better.
@@mateusferreira266 I think us INFJ and introverts will always have that fear. If everyone where the same things would be very boring 😁
@@michellegriff13 Agreed
"hey, wanna go to X?"
My translator: "No, but I do appreciate the fact that you consider me enough of a friend to invite me to such things, please continue to do so."
Accurate.
@@Drave_Jr. this entire comment showed up blank for me until I messed with it a bit more, but it as going to say "so true" to the blank version
That’s so true
My introvert translator:
Oh, sorry, but I don't even know what you were talking to me, because I was just thinking about some stupid shit I did 10 years ago that made so embarrassed
Edit: 2900 likes, how is this possible😮 Thanks
XD
*I mean like these people said...it is RELATABLE*
why is this so relatable
relatable..
Me: Oh yes absolutely, I should pay more attention.
Translator: She meant that she didnt even pay attention to what you just said because she zones out and hopes that this was the answer you wanted to hear. But she still promisses to at least try to look like she is paying attention in class.
Sooo trueeeee
"He'll say one generic fact about the book at the start of each class, and then he'll turn his brain off until it's over". Man, I have never related to anything so deeply.
Happens every time
Jesus loves ya!!
“He’d rather write a 30 page research paper every week then say a single word in front of his classmates”
As someone who chose to write a 15 page research paper instead of dancing in front of my school for two years, I feel this.
wait what? you have to dance at school? since when is that a thing
@@snehaaggarwal39 I’m from Brazil, and here we have Festas Juninas, which are anual celebrations, and it has a lot of stuff including dance. so literally every school here commemorates it and every student has to dance in front of the whole school and it counts points for PE. as everyone where I study likes those parties, they all dance and celebrate, and the few who don’t want to just write 15 pages research papers on whatever the PE teacher asks
@@logan.loguito ohh okay. I didn't know it was different in Brazil. I could never be able to dance in front of everyone. Omg why is that even a requirement for PE. That is so stupid! I'm so sorry you have to go through that😔 I'd honestly write the 15 essay too 😂
@@snehaaggarwal39 ikr?? I don’t think they know there are INTROVERTS in that school because goddamn
@@logan.loguito for real though! They act like one personality fits all. My school shames us for not being extroverts like wtf dude!!!! 😡
Someone: "So, would you rather (option A) or (option B)?"
Me: "Whichever. I don't mind."
My translator: "He can't answer that at this time because his mind is currently in a death spiral overload trying to simultaneously:
1): Run a full analysis of the pros and cons of both options, incorporating potential problems, his enjoyment of said option, and how likely he is to do something embarrassing and feel totally humiliated for years to come.
2): Read your mind, because he's terrified that if he chooses the option you want to do least, you'll hate him and think he's stupid, and
3): Look for any and all exits and potential escape routes, because right now his social anxiety is screaming at him to get the fuck out of dodge, run back to his room, and hide under the bed for the rest of the day.
Bro, exactly LMAO
and this is how a random guy on the internet understand me more than my whole familty and everyone i have ever talked to (exept my introvert friend)
Me: Im so bored
My Translator: She actually wants love and attention from the people she considers friends and is hoping by saying she is bored that her friends will suggest something they can do together so she can temporarily ignore the inevitable thoughts of depression and anxiety that will resurface when they leave
Oh....
@Modern Zombie you scare me sir/ma'am/human
Me all the time (╥﹏╥)(╥﹏╥)｡:ﾟ(;´∩`;)ﾟ:｡
Well you see, friendship and opportunity can fall in your lap but unless you actually grab it it's just going to sit there and rot.
I feel this on a pre-tty personal level😬
Rather write a 30 page research paper instead of saying something to the class....I felt that!
Me too!
Same
So did I
Yes me too
I would totally opt for that every single time lol
"You need to get out of your comfort zone! Speak up, socialise more!!"
How about you come out of your comfort zone and shut up for once
Noo society has standard definitions for how people should behave oof
@@DesmondSky you know she right tho lol
@Modern Zombie Jesus where did that come from?
@@Slimtunes-367 the bottom of his heart
Right! Like, easy for them to say. We operate differently from nonintrorverts so stuff it? They don't know the mental struggle we go through and now they have the audacity to dictate what we should feel and do? Their shoes are different from our shoes.
Teacher: Why didn’t you share during class?
Me: I just didn’t feel like I had anything to contribute to the conversation.
Translator: This is a lie. You see, in his head, he was thinking of all sorts of nuanced opinions to share, but every time he had finished planning out exactly what to say, the conversation had either had moved onto a different topic that wasn’t entirely relevant to what he wanted to say, or he simply got too nervous to talk, thinking he might interrupt someone who was also eager to speak. Whatever the case, this lead him to completely forget whatever he was about to say in order to come up with an entirely new talking point.
I can relate to this so much😢
Anyone: Hey, do you want to....
My translator: I’m sorry, we require 29 weeks notice on all planned social interactions. How else do you think “Christmas in July” became a thing?
This deserves more likes
I love this
Yesss! 😂😂
You do Christmas In July too?
Friend: How are you?
Me: ahhm, ...good.
My translator: With that he actually ment, that he's really doing well and just doesn't know how to answer this question, because he's afraid of your opinion and he couldn't process your reaction on his answer anyway. He also doesn't wanna say too much about his life, so that you can't judge him or hurt his feelings by answering something that is not harmful in your opinion, but could be harmful to your relationship to him.
So next time you meet him you should better say something that can be answered with yes and no, so that the entry in the following conversation is easier for him, or make him a compliment which boosts his selfesteem which he definitely needs!
After that the conversation may go on normally, depends on how interesting the topic is that you will start talking about now.
And that where just the first 5 seconds...
You have a neat pic. Theres a true compliment. 😋
Lmao mood
Lol that's accurate
Wow, so accurate. I didn't even know that this is what I'm thinking every time someone asks about how am I doing!
Did you just write down all my thoughts?? *Mind blown*
Someone: hi
Me: hi
My translator: why are you talking to me
I never say I to an unknown person, no small talks....
quite literally same
@@Someone-fx1dy I try not to because the few times I try to be friendly it becomes awkward
this is the most accurate take tbh
@Min Yoongi except for Min Yoongi, he can talk to me anytime (idk if id survive tho)
My introvert translator: oh you were talking to ME? I never talk and am not friends with you so I didn’t expect you to ask me a question or make a comment, I just assumed you were talking with one of your popular friends cause no one ever talks to me. Quite surprised that you actually approached me.
“He rather write a 30 pg. research paper every week than say a single word in front of his classmates” I would 100% do that 😂😂😂
I would say "No" in front of my class and then dab in a corner for no reason.
Shout out to the time I broke down in front of my class lol
Rather have done the 30 page essay fml
The one thing I hate more than talking, is writing, so no.
I’d rather say 1 sentance in afrikaans infront of my old classmates than write the paper every week or say a single word to them in english...
Never have I been so offended by something I 100% agree with.
"that's your whole answer?"
"yes sir I couldn't think of anything else to say"
"actually he has more and better answers in mind but didn't feel like saying it because he is only capable of speaking 10 words at a time"
Wow that first part is exactly 10 words
@@alexboyer6691 wellllll..... "Couldnt" is technically 2 words
@@vincenthills5024 it's 1 word lol
me too bud
Wow.. so relatable
I’m so quite in class that my teacher didn’t even notice I was there and she marked me absent.😂
Perfect spy material!!! (But don't do it, the superiors are bound to be trouble) 😂
Incredibly suspicious! But I feel you, man!
Same but my grades are so bad cause of that :(
I got a 0 in my oral mark once... I think no one in my school managed to achieve that before
Edit: btw 0 is the worst mark and 10 the best in case u use a different system in your country :))
this has happened so many times to me😔
At Subway
“What would you like?”
“The club as-is”
“He wants a 6 inch club with provolone and tomatoes but nothing else but since he’s afraid of getting the order wrong or holding up the line he just takes the normal club and deals with the extra toppings to draw minimal attention to himself in the hopes everyone in the room will forget about him”
"Why don't you talk much? Just speak your mind!"
Me: Its just not my thing...
Translator: If I spoke my mind, half of my speech would be incoherent screaming at the prospect of speaking at all! Also, the other half would be a mix of explicit vocabulary and rambling ideas, and lemme tell you, NOBODY wants to hear all that.
Edit:
Me: This blew up, uh, thanks for liking it...
Translator: First of all, where in the actual-
Me: NOPE!
Translator: -Did y'all come from!? There's 2,000 comments, why y'all staring at this one? This is way too much attention, someone give me a blanket so I can curl up in the corner already!
Me: I-I don't...
Translator: Shhh... *whispers* Thank you for the support y'all. He needs to process people noticing him for a while.
this is so me
Because if I did, a third of the class would be having a panic attack, a third would be laughing, and a third would be utterly motionless.
If I did it would just be me banging my head on the wall,Screaming,Swearing at myself and going insane
that's me everyday
everyday i have random thoughts and thinking about memes,music at random intervals at any given day
“Let’s all do a thumbs up”
I burst out laughing omg 😂
I wish people would stop hugging me, I hate it
@@louisejoel same
I do this everytime
WHY is participation even a requirement? Seriously it makes no sense.
Because our current society is build mostly by extroverts, dear! We're just starting to use translators and assign the "mix" or "educated & truly social extrovert" type of people to communicate our requirements for functioning or even highly contributing to society! 😝 We would either die early, be wives to wealthy and overly busy extroverts or reside in shrines/monasteries/convents in the many ages before! 😂 Or.... you know..... have wealthy donors depending too much on our nerd skills to not bear with our "odd attics". 🤣 But in the age of internet, impersonal, voiceless written communication has become a place where most people are, extroverts retreat to pictures, videos and short communication while we leave essays without the fear of stuttering and the leasure to scroll past any uncivilised rude "grunting" that extroverts spread in a stress reaction as they're faced with complex and valid backed up argumentation. 🤓 (Please note: This comment is a joke. It's partially true yet the mean bits on extroverts are not how I see extroverted people. 😘 Thake those bits with a grain on salt. Or two.)
@@KxNOxUTA you've used one too many emojis here, i'm afraid i'll have to evict you from this reply section
@@bean5157 What's wrong with emoji use? X'D
Yes it makes sense. Education builds the way you think and communicate. Communication includes written and oral.
Depends on the class but pretty much everything you do will require communication, so knowing how to talk to people about the topic is very beneficial.
Not 60% though
"Why are you so shy? You're so cute"
Me: Thanks..
My translator: She is not shy, she just prefers to be quiet since you noisy human beings are all over the place. In fact, she wants you to get away from her so she can stare out the window and daydream a life with her anime husbandos and waifus without you hooligans thinking she's weird. Do not call her cute, it's cringe. She hates you all, I am her translator, good day.
Damn. That last part
I feel so seen rn, especially that anime part😭😭
Accurate me description.. but in anime, I imagine what-ifs instead and put myself in alternative dimensions or imaginary worlds..
Speaking of anime worlds, I read an article about how the ice age world probably would have looked based on genes found in dirt samples. Where they concluded that much of the ice age step would be covered in wild flowers and clover with grass only making up a small part, the samples were from siberia. Just imagine how beautiful the landscape would have been, With all the wildflowers, clovers and a few trees packed together hear and there and maybe a few mountains at the distance. Sadly it seems many of the wild flowers disappeared 5000 years ago, just 2000 years after the hottest period in the northern hemisphere. It seems it might have gotten to hot and wet for the dry and cold loving plants.
@@arandomperson1795 Me too. I kinda accidentally did an epic story with a lot of plot twists and cool characters. I sometimes either get cringed reading what I wrote or get so amazed by the plot I've made. And to this day, I still haven't published the story just because of anxiety. 😂
Everybody Thinks I’m an Extrovert Because I Talk a Lot,But in Reality,I’m Absolutely Terrified of Other People,&,I Don’t Really Know How to Shut up After I Start Talking,When I Talk It’s Really Just me Thinking Out Loud to Myself
You're not describing introversion though. You're describing anxiety and so you might be an extrovert with anxiety.
@@stellaeclipse6242 Same,You Don’t Wanna Get me Started on me Because I’ll Just Give You a Whole Fucking Laundry List of Reasons Why I Don’t Deserve to Live
Mood
ive never read something so relatable
@@stellaeclipse6242 honestly same. I'm really quiet until you find something to make me talk about... In which case, prepare yourself for the f*cking bible I'm about to tell you.
...Then I feel bad because I was leading the conversation without even knowing and think the other person is annoyed because I didn't let them talk.
Another version of you called Hank.. Reminds me of Me, Myself & Irene!
At least you don't have 4 other versions with stupid names like lemon and potato
Entãoooo Pedro, você pretende voltar a postar vídeos? ._
@@bassam_salim 😢 how about peanut? You hate peanut too?
Hank from Detroit becom human?
Do you watch Aphmau? If you dont... You should try watching Aphmau!
The deep croak is so accurate, just instead of deep is high as fck
Same lol
I make that croaking noise the ghost from The Grudge makes
See, I’ve got both. My voice either decides to become a cliche hulking lumberjack man with a scratchy throat or it becomes the pitch equivalent of a fangirl squeal. Even my regular voice is weird, so honestly whenever I talk it’s probably very unpleasant to listen to.
I'm both😂😂😂
Yeah
Lol "the participation in class" is every introvert problem😂
I adore how he seemed to contradict his translator to be more socially acceptable but thanked him at the end. SO ACCURATE. Where can I find my own introvert translator?
find and ambivert. that's what I did. a mix of intro and extroversion means he can translate for both sides. he's actually explained stuff to other people about me and explained stuff to me about other people. comes in handy when there's a pure extrovert around and keeps the personality conflict at a minimum.
Search it up I guess lol
" if introverts had a translator" BRILLIANT idea FJ make it a series please it's so funny
Interviewer: can you handle constructive criticism?
Me: yea
The translator: but not without crying!
LMAO 😭😭
"Does anyone know the answer?"
Translator: Yes, she does, she's known all the answers but she's terrified of raising her hand and speaking out loud. But if she doesn't speak out loud her participation grade's gonna sink and the teacher will think that she's stupid, along with the whole class. So she ends up keeping her hand down, having the teacher call on her because she's always silent, and looks like a fool in front of everyone.
**My Introvert Translator:**
Literally everything- “F off, I don’t want to talk to you.”
This is sooo me.
🤣
HAHAHA it’s just “pleasedon’ttalktomepleasedon’tlookatme”
This is such a mood
Yes😂
actually everyone should just thumbs up now. Handshakes have become a thing of the past. This must have been made pre-pandemic
This thing with the elbow touching is so weird. Why can't we just friendly nod to each other or bow slightly, most cultures in asia never did it differently.
@@ma14.27 I wonder if the whole bowing thing started because someone didn't want to touch another person because of possible disease? I can see some uppity noble demanding a poor farmer to bow their head for that reason... The population density in Asia has always been very high compared to the other parts of the world.. Maybe some ancient genius figured it out and it spread among the educated (which was high society). I googled it.. can't find when it started, it probably came before written history.
I shook someone's hand a couple of weeks ago. It felt good and normal. Can't wait for it to catch on again.
@Ana Wieder you don’t have to be a sheep you know
@@kieranpavlick3909 and you don’t have to be a selfish ass who jeopardizes everybody’s health for your “liberty” Get a clue and wear a mask
"I wouldn't write it the night before."
"It would be more like a 'morning of' situation."
I DIED
totally me at uni, paper due at 5pm Monday, I start writing it around 2pm Monday, always in the computer room in the professor's building to save time on commuting to get the paper into his pigeon hole
If you can write a 30 pages research paper the morning it is due that would be very impressive.
Oh no! You are reading this comment.
YOU'RE ALIVE. HA! 😎
That part was me, like right now I'm procrastinating in an essay that it's due for tomorrow, and studying for a math is test that I have, also tomorrow.
Idk what am I doing with my life haha :')
is 100% me.... 😬
My teacher: I'm tired of hearing my own voice, would anyone like to read?
The class: *Silence*
Me: I guess I could...
My translator: Actually, they are silently praying that you don't choose them. They volunteered solely because they felt secondhand embarrassment for you, and couldn't bear the suffocating silence that followed that question. If you pick them, they will read to be respectful, but afterwards they will shut down due to the immense flood of anxiety and overthinking.
I legit failed for 15 seconds trying to give a professor a handshake once. I'd put it up, not think he'd notice, put it down as he put it up, we went back and forth for a while.
Oh, i love you. Want to get married?
I love that someone else is this unsure of human interaction but now I also have this new nightmare in my head to catastrophize over anytime someone wants a handshake
@@kyab2815 I couldn't imagine two people like this trying to have sex
It's the equivalent of two people trying to move out of each other's way in a hall
@@someoneudontknow3709 great, u just remind me of my several time of this happening.
i lost it at the "HOW SADISTIC CAN YOU GET, OLD MAN??!?" i rrly feel that on all LEVELS 😭😭😭😭😭
I had a teacher who made reading an assignment out loud 50% of our grade for the paper. It was purely awful
@@momentsformoms9467 omg i feel your paiNnnn ✌😩
This dude is the only reason why I'm on YT😂😂......
Same
*someone talking shit about their friend to me*
me: "yeah.."
translator: "she thinks you're a horrible person for saying these things about someone who thinks kindly of you, but she'll never say it to your face because she's too nice"
"So what did you do in the weekend?"
"Ah you know, the usual"
Translator: "you ask me this question every single god damn Monday, I did the same thing i did last week, and the week before that, and before that, I set in my bed on the internet, eating whatever I had that was easy to make, and if I did something else I just don't wanna tell you about my life"
Why are people always expecting a good answer to this question?
YOU GET IT.
YOU. GET. IT. I hate when people ask me this question. Like no I haven't done anything new, no I wouldn't tell you if I had, no I don't wanna hear about what you did, please go away
The phone call from someone you speak to rarely "What's going on with you." And despite the 1000s of things that might be going on in the months since I last spoke to the person what comes out is "nothing much."
@@arly380 I'm also trying to be more sociable, that's why I always try to answer boring questions, so that people like you don't have to feel bad
Is it bad that that's how I am with my therapist? 😅 He always asks me that I always say the usual or nothing really happened but if I had a translator that's exactly what would be said. Except it would be Thursday not Monday.
“Every time I speak Im afraid it will come out as a sort of deep croak rather than words”
That was to real.
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FR
Prof: Is sakiro here?
Me: *Raises hand*
Translator: By that means he doesn't want to say "present" because his popularity in this school is rather below average than any other students in here, and doesn't want any judgement applied on him, because it's in his nature to be just silent. So, stop murmuring about his low self-esteem and just be nice. Not everyone wants to be like you, no offense.
Meanwhile I'm the guy everyone hates for no apparent reason and even if i went to a different school it doesn't change even if no one knows me like I have some kind of aura that makes me hated by the world
Unless I'm with social outcasts then I get along with them like butter and bread
@@someoneudontknow3709 Hey, friend. I don't hate you.
@@megamillion5852 me neither
@@someoneudontknow3709 honestly, same, and that includes me I hate myself more than anyone
@Dracø Is All Elite do you want to talk?
Third person: Was that video relevant to you ?
Me: Actually yeah! It was quite relevant! (With an embarrassing smile)
Translator: Yeah! That is too much relevant to me but it doesn't mean I am enjoying this nature. At times it just sucks. It may seem funny to you but it actually is not! It's not always fun to be the odd one in group of friends. It just drains me out! I will change this nature of mine asap and try for it every minute and will emerge into a powerful personality one day! You got it!!!
How does the Translator know what we want to say? Is he an ENFP?
I think it's because he would be the Extroverted version of our personality type.
I don't know all mbti personalities and their characteristics but I guess if you are INFP(i am) the ENFP should be the best translator
@@chaussurerl7312 Exactly like that
@@chaussurerl7312 But he still shouldn't say too much...
@@chaussurerl7312 Ehh. I'd actually disagree here. You'd need someone with complimentary cognitive functions, not just the "E" to your "I" 😅
That being said, ENFPs are kind of naturally good at picking up on what people actually mean (in my experience...unless you're an ISTJ) so they'd be perfect for the job.
Person: “hey what’s up?”
Me: how the fuck am I even supposed to answer this question. I don’t want to say the generic “nothing much” because then the conversation will get super awkward. And that person will judge me and probably never talk to me again.
I felt that in my soul
@@mario-oc2if LMAO, I was about to say this, more or less. It's so damn true.
The ceiling, the sky, say something funny. And keep doing that I guess. That's what I do, and I know it's repetitive but that's okay, not many mind at all.
How/why would they "judge" you?
@@commanderriver2840 That, my friend, is social anxiety. I'm afraid of breathing wrong, let alone saying something wrong.
"Why don't you talk much? Just speak out your mind."
"Uhh..o...kay?"
Translation: "Well, yes, talking is just speaking your mind out, but this girl over here's brain is just going crazy right now at all of the possible answers to your question, and is secretly cursing at herself because she stuttered AGAIN and used "uhh" AGAIN. And even if she did speak her mind she'd basically be just screaming incoherently and also panicking like a 3 year old little girl who has no clue where her plushie is even though it's right on the counter in front of her, and she'd also be screaming passive aggressive sentences to anyone and everyone around her. And nobody wants to hear all that at the same time, right? Well she has to. You don't want to either. Please don't talk to me anymore. Thank you."
No one asks me to speak my mind anymore, because they've figured out that
1: I'm extremely opinionated on everything but the important stuff.
2: I'll probably ramble on about some mathematical or technical problem, or I'll overanalyze something that normal people don't give even a first thought.
Regarding number one, to me, this is actually a joke. If something is important enough to have an opinion on, then it's important enough to have an open mind on. But none of my associates seem to understand this. If I have a strong opinion on something, I'm probably feigning it in jest. That, or I'm hung up on some technicality.
How do I translate in word : 3 colors; 6 pictures; 2 sound and feeling which are very different and at the same time have meaning only taken in common AND do not have meaning taken in the moment that would be translatable with words ?
At the limit, I have his which comes a little close to it : ruclips.net/video/qNtkSL4TMgc/видео.html
I've been told to speak my mind once
*once*
Teacher: Who can tell me the answer to this question?
Me:
Translator: He knows the answer but is going to refrain from speaking up as he does not want to be called on in the future because he foolishly demonstrated that he actually understands the material.
Jenny refering to the monster as "The Frankenstein" hurts my soul. Thank you Frank, you truly understand.
Who else wants to hear about Frank's scalding hot takes on Anna Karenina?
ikr, i'm reading the book and just the mention of the name made me want to start going on about my take on it
Ditto
"Professor Jamerson" I see what you did there
I will pay so much money for an introvert translator
*We talk when we talk, that’s the end of the discussion* (Imaginary mic drops)
"Rather write a 30 page research paper every week than say a single word infront of his classmates".
Wow that just explains my whole school life in a sentence.
"Yelling burns up to 16 calories per hour."
My imaginary self after finding out that participation is worth 60% of my grade: *Fitness isn't just a hobby. It's a lifestyle.*
Me after learning I have to study multiple difficult worksheets from grade 7-10 just to study for some exams
Teacher: "Are you ready to present?"
Me: "Of course."
Translator: "What he means to say is absolutely fucking not, this group project is somehow even more of a hot mess than my teammates are, but I've done my designated work well enough that I can bullshit this presentation enough to make it seem like everyone pulled their weight equally. Oh, and he will never call his teammates out on any of this."
Me, aside from the not calling them out part.
I either feel left out, or I carry the whole f*cking thing because my "team" is acting like a bunch of TODDLERS!
"No, of course I'm not mad, I just want you all to suffer for forcing me to do all the work, that's all!"
I have never looked at someone's eye. Thats what the wall behind them is for.
I always look at the nose bone between the eyes.
Eyes are beautiful, but so weird to look at them!
@@ma14.27 man same eye contact is so awkward man
I absolutely cannot handle eye contact
I always look to the side or down lol
@@mirawriin2912 same
My translator:
*Sorry I'm late for class, I was watching Frank James's new video*
Teacher: alright class is the first day so let’s go around the room and have everyone say 3 things about themselves
Everyone else: ok
Me: there’s so many to pick from and there’s also so many I don’t want 30 strangers to know about yet and I have to consider what message the 3 of them will send together because they train us to think of the deeper meaning all the damn time but then I can’t take too long because then everyone will think I’m dumb cuz I can’t think up 3 things about myself on the spot mind you and then they won’t trust me enough to let me know all the dirt so I’ll be forced to learn the laws of the land all on my own and that’ll take forever and also-
EXACTLY EXACTLY EXACTLY OMG
So relatable 🤣
Yep sounds about right
I usually can't even think of 3 because I feel my life is so boring.
This is actually so relatable 😂
As a neurotic introvert who must function in an extrovert world - this hits it dead on....I totally need an introtranslator except that may add onto my anxiety of saying something that in my head works but once past my lips sounds like a toddler came up with it....Just like this.
Kudos
Yes, let's not go back to hand-shakes after the pandemic. Never liked them, and there's really no need.
Covid has really cured society of many of these dreaded extrovert-created activities! Loud parties, wild plans every weekend, New dates every night, handshakes, kid's birthday parties, heck even office birthday parties! I love that I don't have to make up excuses not to go to some event!
@@user-jy3zl2vp4b They just decreased. And they will become as common as before soon.
People don't learn.
I never gave handshakes anyway, no matter how rude they think it is, and i will never go back to forcefully doing it again.
Apparently introverts don’t get bored 😐
@@shrimptyd8059 How can a person get bored when there are books to read?
Person: tells me to make a simple Decision that would probably take a normal person 2 seconds to decide.
Me: makes croaking uhh sound.
My translator: She is either compensating how this decision will affect her in every aspect of life and what she could missing out on or regret if she makes the wrong choice. OR she kinda knows what she wants but doesn't want you to judge her decision so she's trying to figure out what you want her so say.
Person: just pick a movie
Anyone else. No ok😁
Wow you just explained my thoughts like a auto-biography
My unknown sister! Exactly what you said.✌😺
Soooo me
lol I think a lot of us are introverts with a little anxiety. I'm not sure introversion=insecurity like this but I guess its more common among introverts
I found a simple solution for the "variety" question - the first that comes within your reach,
Or all of the choices.
For a very immersive movie, on an IMAX wide screen, I go for the most action, since it's so breathtaking everyone forgets to talk.
“It’s like two Alexas talking to each other”..... You’re in my brain again, Frank
This guy is literally impersonating Ryan George through hand movements, eye movements, and just the way he’s talking
I like Ryan George too. Maybe he was inspired by him but as long as the sketch is original, what’s the big deal. Ryan is awesome anyway so “more of him” should be good. K bye!
I was just thinking the same thing. "OK, funny or not .. this is a Ryan George knock off."
Okay, I'm just gonna need you to get _all_ the way off my back about that.
frank james does 16 personality sketches and if _ were people, ryan george makes how things got their name. different channel, cant find too much similarity
The background looks like an unedited version of the pitch meeting office
Introversion is not the same as social anxiety or shyness. As an introvert, I find social interactions draining and solitude refreshing, but I still enjoy social interactions, and I know how to shake hands, how to participate in class, et cetera. I just manage my energy differently than my extroverted friends. Introversion is not a disability nor an excuse for rudeness.
Thank you
This video is from his point of view, and a lot of introverts can relate. You're right, but don't forget there are different types of introverts. In my case, the handshake is fine for me, so I was like ??? but yeah, besides that, I agree with his translator.
@@valeriaq4270 Exactly. And in my case, if I never touched another human being again, it would be too soon. I found the video pretty on point, even the slightly rude parts so, y'know, different people, different experiences.
Well said. Thank you.
anxiety and introversion aint exactly a good combo
Me: let’s handshake
Translator: What he meant to say let’s do finger guns
There's a line between shy and introvert
There's a line between not wanting to talk and being nervous to talk.
And maybe I am somewhere in between 😌
Finally someone who understands that.. thank u
I think I'm both. Sometimes I'm just nervous, other times I'd rather not be spoken to.
@@azearaazymoto461 Introverts don't have to be shy, but often are because they usually get less practice in social situations. Thus, the two traits are so connected people think they are the same thing.
I am an introvert-- I prefer my own company to everyone else's and in relationships I've been known to sneak time for myself, so much so that my partner suspects I'm cheating.
Shy I most certainly am not. I'll go toe to toe with anyone, anywhere, anytime. I'm just usually not inclined to bother, as it takes time away from the things I am actually interested in. There's only so damn much of me to go around and so many hours in a day.
"So can you answer the question?"
me: okay
my translator: She actually doesn't want to, she'd rather sit in isolation for a week and stare into nothing than answer your question. She wants to avoid awkwardness, red faced, embarrassment, social anxiety really kicking in, getting the answer wrong, sounding weird and having her heart jump out her chest. Thanks though!
I need a not-too-explicit translator. If he does his job this good, somebody at my school will retire soon. Some might find a therapist. I might be in FBI's watchlist. I'm not so sure 🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️🤷♂️
Agreed
Agree
The intranslator
Hahahh love that😂❤
Batteries not included!
Kids talking about that they're introvert and they could go outside. That's ambivert.
They're introverts, they don't have agoraphobia.
They're introverts. Not indoortroverts.
@@CV-Moore indoorverts 😭
@@CV-Moore I'm both tho
Me: has class
Frank: *uploads* not anymoreee
To my college classmates:
"I can't come out with you guys today I hanging with other friends"
Translation:"I barley know you so I really just don't want to but I feel that's rude so I'm go lie to you"
Then just get to know them, problem solved
@@youtubewanderer3347 This was back after I litterly just meet them if they asked now I'd go
Me: I'm fine
Translator: I'm really not fine and I want to tell you that but I barely know you and it's hard enough to do the bare minimum of social interaction and why can't you just say "Hi" as a greeting, it's a lot less complex.
Later...
Person: Hi.
Me: Hi.
Translator: Do you not actually care about how I feel and are just using the bare minimum because you don't like me? I mean, I don't care if you don't like me, I just want to know one way or another so I can save my energy.
Also the slightest gaze means that the person is judging you
People: **stretches out their hand for a handshake**
People living in 2020: 1:53
Frank James with his translator Tank James.
Hank james
@@jamesw288 I didn't hear the name on first go :(
Me: *smiles* "how are you"
Translator: "so he's only asking because it's his job to be cordial, but he really is interested in your day and hopes you're doing well"
Them: *proceeds with life story*
Translator: "okay, he didn't want you to actually tell him EVERYTHING."
Yes yes yes yes yes yes-
Why do some customers have to stand there and hold up the line for so long?? Come on, there's 7+ people in line, I have to keep this moving! I do hope they're having a nice day, but- ahhhhhhhhh!
"How's it going?"
Me: "It's going."
Translator: "-Pretty terribly, but I don't want to say that because you'd just start asking about why I feel that way which will only serve to make it worse. Not only that, but that's none of your damn business!"
the "i rather write a 30 page research paper every week instead of talking in front of my classmates" is so relatable