HEMA Drip: the Hipster Fencer

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

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  • @ActionCow69
    @ActionCow69 Год назад +6589

    Saber mofos have no excuse for not learning from a historical source, because we have SO GODDAMN MANY

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne Год назад +209

      Exactly, how hard can it be if there are so many books on it lol

    • @SellswordArts
      @SellswordArts  Год назад +1118

      There are sources, but there are also still living lineages.
      I learned from my instructor, not from a book.
      Books should be supplements anyway.

    • @strong9241
      @strong9241 Год назад +373

      ​@@SellswordArtsOnce an instructor in Mexico told me: "books help us maintain tradition, the reality is that in the war field only the simplest things were used, including dirty tricks".

    • @Tahllia
      @Tahllia Год назад

      Nice argument, why don’t you back it up with a source?
      My source is that I made it the fuck up!

    • @collinnicolazzo2065
      @collinnicolazzo2065 Год назад +58

      ​@SellswordArts especially nowadays with living lineages because of modern competition schools and gyms that use a hybrid of multiple styles of swordsmanship

  • @clockworkharvester2663
    @clockworkharvester2663 Год назад +3117

    The ending is GOLD

    • @Taolan8472
      @Taolan8472 Год назад +28

      That ending took this video from being good to golden.

    • @mr.northern8280
      @mr.northern8280 Год назад +6

      Platinum

    • @TheSuperSpud
      @TheSuperSpud 7 месяцев назад +1

      There’s been actual studies (or maybe just one idk) to back it up lol

  • @TITANia69420
    @TITANia69420 Год назад +1916

    Of course he has the SPES Officer Jacket.

    • @baconflakes3345
      @baconflakes3345 Год назад +17

      For him its the speds

    • @rize2874
      @rize2874 Год назад

      ​@@baconflakes3345 fuck you beat me to it😂

  • @Lo-tf6qt
    @Lo-tf6qt Год назад +897

    Bro got that 19th century officer painting pose down

    • @Jamhael1
      @Jamhael1 2 месяца назад +2

      @@Lo-tf6qt you can almost see him with a pith helmet and with a foot over a dead lion...

  • @Eliashistory
    @Eliashistory Год назад +704

    i love coughing fits during a fight.

    • @yeetyeeter956
      @yeetyeeter956 Год назад +22

      Ikr and less endurance performance because my lungs are weak

    • @david-468
      @david-468 Год назад +10

      Historically accurate and I have no experience but would still kick ur ass

    • @ianmcveigh6943
      @ianmcveigh6943 Год назад +6

      ​@yeetyeeter956 as someome who vapes yes the endurance is a problem although not nearly as bad as cigarettes. However you don't have coughing fits, that's cigarettes as well

    • @Hapoj
      @Hapoj Год назад +12

      @@ianmcveigh6943You’ll feel it one day, don’t worry, you have not been left out.

    • @ianmcveigh6943
      @ianmcveigh6943 Год назад +5

      @@Hapoj I mean I've been vaping for like 5 or 6 years and have asthma. If anyone would get em it'd be me. I did when I smoked cigs and I only smoked those for a year or two. And vaping doesn't cause you to keep everything in your lungs like tar and shit. Say if you smoked weed and cigs you wouldn't cough much tar up, if you were to smoke weed and vape you will or at least should be coughing up tar and plant material you don't ever wanna keep anything like that in. I understand vaping has health risks we don't know yet but still better than traditional. Dipping or tobacco less nic still isn't good but I rather take the lesser of the evils

  • @jaketheasianguy3307
    @jaketheasianguy3307 Год назад +150

    Been a fan of this guy for a long time and still have no idea what is his style. Love his footwork so much

    • @FalseEdgeHEMA
      @FalseEdgeHEMA Год назад +49

      I am an enigma

    • @Sk0lzky
      @Sk0lzky Год назад +7

      It's definitely very unique, but you can pinpoint moves he gravitates towards, if he keeps up the uploads in a year we'll be able to codify it :v

    • @avixka7751
      @avixka7751 Месяц назад

      @@Sk0lzky How's the codifying going my friend

  • @aerogrape6376
    @aerogrape6376 Год назад +442

    ok but this guy blowing smoke out of his mouth as three other fencers appear behind him goes hard

    • @Drekromancer
      @Drekromancer Год назад +15

      It feels like the beginning of a JoJo battle

    • @rowanedy123
      @rowanedy123 10 месяцев назад

      Bro you were on a lot of drugs when you saw this

  • @josiasarcadia
    @josiasarcadia Год назад +246

    Probably haven't heard of him either 💀

  • @ultimomos5918
    @ultimomos5918 Год назад +164

    Funny thing about saber is you can't actually pick one up without growing a moustache.

    • @BewitchedMelvy
      @BewitchedMelvy Год назад +2

      I don't know how to feel about this comment so I'm gonna like and move on

    • @keulron2290
      @keulron2290 10 месяцев назад +1

      Does growing a beard count as growing a mustache or as not growing one?

    • @ultimomos5918
      @ultimomos5918 10 месяцев назад +2

      @keulron2290 beards actually pair best with axes with their innate STR buff

    • @keulron2290
      @keulron2290 10 месяцев назад

      @@ultimomos5918 How about longswords?

    • @ultimomos5918
      @ultimomos5918 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@keulron2290 hm, long hair blowing in the wind

  • @thethiccwarrior6675
    @thethiccwarrior6675 Год назад +802

    Dammit, he described me
    Even worse, I use cutlass because everyone else does saber and it’s so much easier to use a Sabre than a cutlass

  • @ezracullen6183
    @ezracullen6183 Год назад +50

    No one else is quite like him,
    and no one else quite likes him

  • @rezaganjizadeh4263
    @rezaganjizadeh4263 Год назад +69

    What about the fencer who comes out in full plate and with a halberd?

    • @gangrenousgandalf2102
      @gangrenousgandalf2102 Год назад +18

      He's The Historian-
      "Um, actually, this is 15th century german plate, It's a zweihander, not a greatsword-"

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 Год назад +1

      ​@@gangrenousgandalf2102Got ya , Nazi....err sorry German Two Hander.
      Made popular by metrosexual hipsters back when Germany was still relevant.
      ....I am still going to call it a great sword to tick him off though.

    • @_Hierophant
      @_Hierophant Год назад +4

      @@clothar23 Nazi used as a slur from a black templar fanboy w/ nekopara & anime playlists

    • @clothar23
      @clothar23 Год назад +1

      @@_Hierophant Still going to call it a great sword...Or better yet just Two Hand frog sticker.
      Sword nerds need to chill after all. Now if you'll excuse me I have some overly serious sword nerds to tick off.

    • @ThatGreyGentleman
      @ThatGreyGentleman Год назад +1

      That’s not a fencer…that’s a goddamn Tank.

  • @fabricio-agrippa-zarate
    @fabricio-agrippa-zarate Год назад +8

    Probably the guy with the best footwork out there. Literally a menace 😂

  • @stampsu
    @stampsu Год назад +15

    When you go hipster so hard that even a non-mainstream hobby is a bit too mainstream for you

  • @petemcmaster2297
    @petemcmaster2297 Год назад +3

    homie shows up like this and im pulling the blunderbuss

  • @jacktheprince5524
    @jacktheprince5524 Год назад +17

    Okay, but that coat is pretty dope ngl

  • @Suspect5494
    @Suspect5494 Год назад +10

    “And then, smoke his Vape” lol, never thought I would here that here

  • @zrumans
    @zrumans Год назад +24

    This is the "Joshiest" video I've seen in my life.

  • @watermelonezz
    @watermelonezz Год назад +28

    I have the sudden urge to learn how to fight with a long bladed weapon

    • @BillCasey-r7c
      @BillCasey-r7c Год назад

      Or, an elk. And elks are hard to stuff into the back seat of a mini- Cooper, or put a bell guard on.

    • @BillCasey-r7c
      @BillCasey-r7c Год назад

      But, yeah, I hear you.

    • @aaronlopez5163
      @aaronlopez5163 8 месяцев назад

      I suddenly have the urge to continue my staff training because of you. Back to the cold harsh outdoors it is for me

    • @qadar25
      @qadar25 8 месяцев назад

      Your ancestors probably smiled...

  • @alastoromega1426
    @alastoromega1426 Год назад +17

    Absolutely love the fact you and False Edge are friends...

  • @LexLoTUStheGawd
    @LexLoTUStheGawd 11 месяцев назад +2

    I'm mad, as a saber fencer who watched this while hitting my vape 😂

  • @Gabriel_I_Huszar
    @Gabriel_I_Huszar Год назад +3

    Never progressed past foil, myself. Wish I kept fencing as a kid though, that was good fun.

  • @ignaciofontan6886
    @ignaciofontan6886 Год назад +24

    but damn it looks good in joshua

  • @lockwoan01
    @lockwoan01 Год назад +16

    Meanwhile, with my walking stick, grizzly bears run up trees to avoid me, and won't come down to play.

  • @XanderBruinsHEMA
    @XanderBruinsHEMA 2 месяца назад +1

    Blow smoke to confuse your opponent and strike through the mist

  • @saimalishahid1406
    @saimalishahid1406 7 месяцев назад +3

    I can't figure out how that hair style was achieved at the beginning

  • @ecthelionalfa
    @ecthelionalfa Год назад +1

    Hope you could make one on other swords
    Longsword fencer: he's basic, come with RUclips training, and use biker equipment
    Rapier: go almost naked only his jacket and trousers, very flexible fella
    Arming sword: either norman era fan or reinesssansse fan, have more shield than swords
    Greatsword: the forever alone no one want to fight him, he need a hug

  • @arbiterally101
    @arbiterally101 Год назад +2

    I don't know why, first thought was "This is the gopnik of fencers" just because of that pose with the smoke coming through the headgear.

    • @Jamhael1
      @Jamhael1 2 месяца назад

      If he is a "gopnik fencer", he would be wielding a cossack saber, and the pantaloons would have Adidas stripes...

  • @christcobbler9858
    @christcobbler9858 Год назад +1

    The tennis players watching in horror as you swing your sword 😂😂

  • @queeneternal1282
    @queeneternal1282 Год назад +9

    Saw you at renfest loved your performance!

  • @samskelet3049
    @samskelet3049 Год назад +1

    Im a saber fencer because i was described to me as ADHD pirate and i never looked back

  • @Swimmingupstream11
    @Swimmingupstream11 Год назад

    Imagining the outtakes of this poor bugger taking a hit and then holding his breath while he rapidly pulls on his mask and strikes a pose XD

  • @bazookiegrooky123
    @bazookiegrooky123 Год назад +1

    Then there's gonna be some guy who brings a fucking polearm

  • @LondonsFrost
    @LondonsFrost 4 месяца назад

    Homie had gang pull up during the vape sesh 💀🤣

  • @mopkey2409
    @mopkey2409 Год назад +1

    Those harem pants lowkey go crazy

  • @rocket_goblin7755
    @rocket_goblin7755 Год назад +1

    thats cool, longsword go YEET

  • @watcher805
    @watcher805 Год назад +1

    So, half a cavalry soldier

  • @hamstermk4
    @hamstermk4 Год назад

    Glad you are continuing the series.

  • @thehermitdruid
    @thehermitdruid Год назад +2

    It’s the self awareness for me

  • @kylejohns2288
    @kylejohns2288 11 месяцев назад

    His look as unique he stands out from the crowd just like all his friends

  • @IAMTheYankTank
    @IAMTheYankTank Год назад +1

    Even if theres tons of them they look great

  • @itsnullcraft
    @itsnullcraft Год назад +1

    Ngl if i fenced id fence saber. Curved blades have natural edge alignment and have been used longer then the straight swords sooo

  • @Brazils-only-hope
    @Brazils-only-hope Год назад +4

    ey, it's falsedge. Love his fencing style

  • @solos5584
    @solos5584 Год назад +2

    All the slicing just to last till his 40s

  • @a.z7469
    @a.z7469 Год назад

    See this is why I smoke cigars and joints. This dude is literally my partner lmfao

  • @papatinpan
    @papatinpan Год назад +4

    Hipster HEMA fencer? I thought that all HEMA fencers were hipsters

    • @Jamhael1
      @Jamhael1 2 месяца назад

      Nah - some are.

  • @goncalocarneiro3043
    @goncalocarneiro3043 Год назад

    My man has the energy of a recoloured enemy with a boss health bar and slightly buffed moves compared to the regular enemy.

  • @parkeraskew
    @parkeraskew 10 месяцев назад

    Becoming 40 in sid miers pirates and having to use the rapier instead of this masterpiece always broke my heart.

  • @siciddlescoodle7116
    @siciddlescoodle7116 11 месяцев назад

    CQC fencer literally just throws hands,
    considers gauntlets a defensive weapon. You would usually win against an unarmed opponent, but this dude is an absolute monster.

  • @historynow2964
    @historynow2964 8 месяцев назад

    Gives a whole new meaning to DARTaigne

  • @frankknox9127
    @frankknox9127 Год назад +1

    This might hurt your feeling, but in my opinion, saber fencing makes more sense than fencing with a longsword. Faster, more dexterous, and honestly better reach. Not to mention it's easier carrying a saber in your hip than it is a longsword, and it better to fight with a one handed weapon, than where you need two hands instead.

  • @BigmanJohn-nw2rp
    @BigmanJohn-nw2rp Год назад +1

    Aaahh so he specializes in lung damage

  • @hazzy5714
    @hazzy5714 Год назад

    I love the look of those real baggy, big pants and skin tight/knee high socks or whatever you call that

  • @gudrh4024
    @gudrh4024 Год назад

    Bet he hasn't heard of my special strike.
    Its called .45ACP

    • @somerandommen
      @somerandommen Год назад

      1911s are the most hippie handguns (matched with the Walther P99) 💀💀

  • @lonesaberman8188
    @lonesaberman8188 Год назад +8

    How about a hipster that actually did saber fencing

  • @critcal
    @critcal Год назад

    The hipster fencer looks awesome

  • @AverageComet250
    @AverageComet250 Год назад

    As a European non-HEMA Sabre fencer this guys technique is so different to mine but looks so much more practical for actual combat compared to the sports style fencing I’ve been taught

  • @kenshinbattousai374
    @kenshinbattousai374 Год назад +1

    Gonna be honest, the hipster is fencing epee

  • @danjohnston9037
    @danjohnston9037 Год назад

    Oh Bountiful Joy
    There Is Snark Humor in HEMA
    Subbed

  • @justadudewithathumb1802
    @justadudewithathumb1802 Год назад

    To quote jebediah schlatt: “isn’t it funny how in our efforts to stand out we end up fitting right it” or something like that

  • @Christianblade3006
    @Christianblade3006 Год назад

    Why he built like he’s about to shout “empty the compartments of your pantaloons my good sir”

  • @Th3Majst3r
    @Th3Majst3r Год назад +1

    so hipster he chose inferior saber design

  • @Bluesonofman
    @Bluesonofman Год назад

    Next is the guy who brings Kendo gear to a fencing fight and dual welds

  • @MrRynox52719
    @MrRynox52719 Год назад

    The vape blowing out of the mask makes all of this okay

  • @puroaddict6845
    @puroaddict6845 Год назад

    Reminds me of that one lady from gundam iron blooded orphans. She was so caught up in her own ideals that she got destroyed, the esthetic reminded me, thats all

  • @kamilpawlowski6576
    @kamilpawlowski6576 Год назад +4

    Wait.. is that Richard marsden?

  • @Zyphilith
    @Zyphilith 11 месяцев назад

    The ending goes mad hard

  • @ChunkieBoi777
    @ChunkieBoi777 11 месяцев назад

    I like saber because I like to pretend I’m a Cossack fighting for the last loaf of bread at the feast table, (after the fight it was revealed a rat got to the bread)

  • @ima8471
    @ima8471 Год назад

    Losing to a fight by a Hipster fencer? there is nothing we can do

  • @filippachta1201
    @filippachta1201 11 месяцев назад

    tbh saber is one of the coolest weapons of all time, its super nimble and fighting with it looks like dancing

  • @Z.O.M.G
    @Z.O.M.G Год назад

    No cable? [Insert megamind meme with fencing mask]

  • @Kogejj
    @Kogejj Год назад

    If you could travel back in time with a vape and a fencing mask they would think you’re breathing steam like a bad ass dragon 😎

  • @_divinityyy
    @_divinityyy Год назад

    Bro is using mist breathing 🌫️

  • @shutlap
    @shutlap Год назад

    got addicted to vaping just for a video, truly dedication

  • @cheese2587
    @cheese2587 Год назад +1

    *That one saber helmet*

  • @danielverkest1718
    @danielverkest1718 Год назад

    I love smoking a vape and trying to defeat my opponent before I breath.

  • @unifiedhorizons2663
    @unifiedhorizons2663 Год назад

    Chad from Australia whos entered tournaments but never attended or took fencing classes

  • @saladgreens912
    @saladgreens912 Год назад

    Okay but the pants are dope

  • @pathfinder7614
    @pathfinder7614 11 месяцев назад

    The hipster dripster sabre fencer!

  • @bargainbrandmilk9858
    @bargainbrandmilk9858 Год назад

    i just have to wait 20 years, his vape will do the job for me

  • @ogliara6473
    @ogliara6473 2 месяца назад

    53:35 That head looks like a Minecraft Villager

  • @the_apotecary_from_tf2
    @the_apotecary_from_tf2 11 месяцев назад

    As a european
    Ngl bro looks kinda main stream

  • @swiggaroo6751
    @swiggaroo6751 10 месяцев назад

    Not the pants 😂

  • @meme3987
    @meme3987 Год назад

    His sword is nothing to my cannon

  • @logancarvey9343
    @logancarvey9343 Год назад

    The vape through the mask ☠️

  • @AlyssaThamYuAunNhps
    @AlyssaThamYuAunNhps Год назад

    Nice hairstyle at the end ngl

  • @perfectdoll4112
    @perfectdoll4112 Год назад

    I started fencing foil recently and its been a fun learning experience. The local club has like 5-7 members so i get some great tutoring from the instructor. 😊❤🤺 in Europe.

  • @oghuz_kaghan
    @oghuz_kaghan Год назад

    Bro got the cuman moves

  • @Daniel_Gonzalez2003
    @Daniel_Gonzalez2003 Год назад

    I dig the uniform honestly.

  • @knighthunter1791
    @knighthunter1791 Год назад

    The Ottoman officer drip

  • @MarcRitzMD
    @MarcRitzMD Год назад

    I see a market opportunity here...fencing mask with integrated vape. Could redesign it for ninjaboos who want to use the clouds for vanishing

  • @LucasHalastra
    @LucasHalastra Год назад

    Looks like anime character :D That special power, smoke stun looks awsome too!

  • @UnwashedNewspaper
    @UnwashedNewspaper 9 месяцев назад

    Despite the national sword being a saber

  • @bobbymoore2223
    @bobbymoore2223 Год назад

    Bet there weed in the vape too. 😂

  • @NathanValdez-w1w
    @NathanValdez-w1w Год назад

    he can fight anyone, but he can’t fight lung cancer💀

  • @ZootedSosa
    @ZootedSosa Год назад

    And boy does he want you to know it

  • @kurtberliner7049
    @kurtberliner7049 Год назад

    Love all the fencers, but imagine someone just shows up with a hema Dane Axe. Parry this huge axe. I dare you.

  • @everythingwithashton5876
    @everythingwithashton5876 Год назад

    I’m a hipster only because I like sabers but I’ll be goddamned if I’m not gonna tell everyone about them so everyone can get into them because they’re so goddamn cool

  • @glasslicker2829
    @glasslicker2829 Год назад

    Nice footwork!

  • @lexquodius
    @lexquodius Год назад

    Bro got the Napoleon pose