How Teddy Roosevelt Got Shot and Still Did an 84 Minute Speech

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  • Опубликовано: 4 окт 2024
  • Sometimes, the words of politicians save lives. In the case of Teddy Roosevelt, "Bull Moose" Party presidential candidate in 1912, that was very literally true.
    Having already served as the 26th President of the United States, Roosevelt launched a third-party candidacy for a return to office in 1912. He was disenchanted with the political climate, especially with the sitting president, William Howard Taft, his chosen successor. As a result, Roosevelt started a third political party - the National Progressive Party - a group better known as the Bull Moose Party.
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  • @WeirdHistory
    @WeirdHistory  4 года назад +1246

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    • @angierodriguez7383
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    • @irvingramirez2335
      @irvingramirez2335 4 года назад +6

      Finally you did one of my request!!!! My boy Teddy the OG Roosevelt

    • @NewMessage
      @NewMessage 4 года назад +6

      Snafu it may have been.. but made my day all the same.

    • @sarahprince2412
      @sarahprince2412 4 года назад +6

      Look I love your channel but you really didn’t have to go and make this political by making a stupid crack with the fake news bit. You don’t like Trump then fine but there was no need to even bring him up or make a stupid ass comment when this video has nothing to do with Trump. Just shows how immature you are.

    • @ameliablack2627
      @ameliablack2627 4 года назад +6

      Can you guys do some African American history?

  • @silentecho92able
    @silentecho92able 4 года назад +3966

    Teddy wasn't the one bleeding, no that was the bullet's own blood it died on impact.

    • @janicemaceachern1004
      @janicemaceachern1004 4 года назад +22

      hahaha

    • @sawgerera
      @sawgerera 4 года назад +16

      Ha,good one!

    • @vickypedias
      @vickypedias 4 года назад +38

      Vote to make Teddy Roosevelt the new Chuck Norris meme

    • @freddurham8102
      @freddurham8102 4 года назад +16

      @@vickypedias That was actually a thing in Teddy's day, I don't think the Chuck Norris memes are based on the old jokes but they mirror each other pretty well.

    • @cardboardethymith3893
      @cardboardethymith3893 4 года назад +6

      @@vickypedias signed ✔

  • @kevez17
    @kevez17 4 года назад +9179

    “Mr president, you’ve been shot” “I know it”. Absolute baller

  • @dudalist3354
    @dudalist3354 4 года назад +10524

    the reason why bullet didn't kill teddy roosevelt is because the bullet wanted to hear his speech

    • @Talmid.of.Mashiah
      @Talmid.of.Mashiah 4 года назад +442

      w h o l e s o m e b u l l e t

    • @LorenzoEnzooey
      @LorenzoEnzooey 4 года назад +328

      Even a bullet has better Political Senses than modern americans

    • @creativeusername6453
      @creativeusername6453 4 года назад +171

      No the bullet was just afraid of Roosevelt

    • @olbradley
      @olbradley 4 года назад +87

      @@creativeusername6453 Either one is plausible.

    • @ryanschumacher3448
      @ryanschumacher3448 4 года назад +54

      I respect that bullet after hearing this. Good to know

  • @j.dpost-mortem9115
    @j.dpost-mortem9115 3 года назад +1003

    Security: Mr.President! You have been shot!
    Roosevelt: Tis but a scratch

  • @IntergalacticSpaceKitten
    @IntergalacticSpaceKitten 4 года назад +6276

    When Roosevelt DID die, in his sleep from a blood clot that dislodged and traveled to his lungs, Thomas Marshall (VP of Woodrow Willson) said that "Death had to take Roosevelt sleeping, for if he had been awake, there would have been a fight."
    I believe that statement 1000%.

    • @carljones4179
      @carljones4179 4 года назад +63

      Amazing

    • @urhooked
      @urhooked 4 года назад +298

      He was the ultimate chad

    • @alphabet_god1175
      @alphabet_god1175 4 года назад +130

      Urhooked - this is true. He is, in fact, the ultimate chad

    • @whisperingsage
      @whisperingsage 4 года назад +19

      Probably a clot from that bullet.

    • @NYCDom
      @NYCDom 4 года назад +10

      Legend

  • @XXStrong1
    @XXStrong1 4 года назад +3618

    Teddy: Gets shot
    Also Teddy: As I was saying, before I was so rudely interrupted...

  • @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun
    @JustADioWhosAHeroForFun 4 года назад +1901

    Teddy: "Tis but a scratch, what was I talking about again?"

  • @thanksreviants8981
    @thanksreviants8981 3 года назад +502

    “It takes more than that to kill a BULL MOOSE”
    -Teddy roosevelt

    • @danitron4096
      @danitron4096 3 года назад +32

      I see why he’s on Mount Rushmore

  • @Evan_doodlearts
    @Evan_doodlearts 4 года назад +2604

    His body won't let him die until his speech is done now thats a president

    • @RRJOfficial
      @RRJOfficial 4 года назад +49

      He died 7 years after it. :)

    • @GWKrae
      @GWKrae 4 года назад +2

      ok

    • @amtic9696
      @amtic9696 4 года назад +12

      @@RRJOfficial not giving a speech lol

    • @isaacmarrufo8935
      @isaacmarrufo8935 4 года назад +2

      RRJOfficial but death had to take him in his sleep

    • @adrielallen4629
      @adrielallen4629 3 года назад

      @@RRJOfficial It had nothing to do with the gunshot

  • @Desiiop
    @Desiiop 4 года назад +4325

    The only President that maxed out his HP stats.

    • @Birb-
      @Birb- 4 года назад +123

      He rolled high charisma stat

    • @parthibhayat
      @parthibhayat 4 года назад +42

      He probably completed pandemics lvl 12

    • @imthecryptic
      @imthecryptic 4 года назад +67

      @@sayounsang he took the wrong build he should went tank build

    • @lihan6870
      @lihan6870 4 года назад +34

      he used his charisma to kindly ask the bullet not to kill him

    • @alejandroperez5800
      @alejandroperez5800 4 года назад +12

      @@sayounsang Max health probably wouldn't save you from a headshot from a sniper rifle.

  • @Overlord99762
    @Overlord99762 4 года назад +3426

    Dude: shoots once
    Teddy Roosevelt: You should have gone for heeead

    • @eric0508
      @eric0508 4 года назад +50

      That’s gota be a thanos pun

    • @jetrickgordo4026
      @jetrickgordo4026 4 года назад +29

      Love the reference and the practicality of headshot.

    • @maxacorn
      @maxacorn 4 года назад +44

      honestly, even if he shot him in the head, the bullet would probably run in the other direction.

    • @rosarivera2360
      @rosarivera2360 4 года назад +2

      @@maxacorn why????

    • @shredbacca
      @shredbacca 4 года назад +3

      lmao

  • @angeloiodice9304
    @angeloiodice9304 3 года назад +246

    Teddy was fearless. I read his history once. Seems that he suddenly became a different man of this fearless variety because he lost his wife and daughter to death by illness at the same time when he was a young man. Those around Teddy say this shocked him into being a very different man with no fear.
    Maybe he lost everything he loved but had to keep on living and didn't fear death because that was the place where his loved ones resided.

    • @adamestes5227
      @adamestes5227 2 года назад +28

      Actually, he never lost any of his daughters in his lifetime, as his two daughters died in 1977 and 1980. He did lose his first wife and his mother on the same day (February 14, 1884) in the same house, saying of the event, “The light has gone out of my life.” Later, in WWI, his youngest son Quentin, who was a fighter pilot in the US Army Air Service, was shot down and killed in France in 1918. Roosevelt himself died a year later in 1919.

    • @angeloiodice9304
      @angeloiodice9304 2 года назад +6

      @@adamestes5227 Thanks for the correction. I believe I read that he never recovered fully from his last extended hunting expedition. Supposedly it was an ill-fated horrendous catastrophe of a hunt, and he was gravely ill and lucky to make it out of the jungle. The sicknesses and struggles experienced there darkened his health for the rest of his life.

    • @adamestes5227
      @adamestes5227 2 года назад +6

      @@angeloiodice9304 that is true. The expedition was plagued by tropical diseases, many of which were insect-related, one man drowned in rapids, another was murdered and the murderer was left behind. Roosevelt himself got a gash in his leg that got infected and was near death during the trip. Had it not been for a chance encounter with rubber tappers, there’s a chance they might not have made it out of the jungle, but though he received a hero’s welcome in New York, Roosevelt’s health never fully recovered from this expedition. That didn’t stop him from wanting to fight in France with a reorganized Rough Riders when America got into WWI, but he had also lost sight in one eye from a boxing game while he was President, and so Woodrow Wilson and other figures in power denied Roosevelt from shipping off.

    • @kobold7466
      @kobold7466 Год назад +7

      the most dangerous man is one with nothing to lose

    • @ChalNjurshEp
      @ChalNjurshEp 2 месяца назад

      I know ❤

  • @ladofthedamned7796
    @ladofthedamned7796 4 года назад +12017

    This is the best flex ever in history

    • @lordkiza8838
      @lordkiza8838 4 года назад +220

      OK ya cause when shot supposed to die but no he and when he shot and stood he talk and then 84 minute so he wins

    • @keithtestaverde3712
      @keithtestaverde3712 4 года назад +428

      Another good one is after Reagan's failed assasiantion attempt he was giving a speech and a balloon exploded loudly. He paused and said "missed me"

    • @kenny808kine8
      @kenny808kine8 4 года назад +85

      Big Teddy dont play. I started reading about him as a child and have emulated his world travels and dedication to fitness.

    • @nicechoicee
      @nicechoicee 4 года назад +70

      @@lordkiza8838 holy crap dyslexia much

    • @thebirb1762
      @thebirb1762 4 года назад +19

      what a legend

  • @gregmoser1090
    @gregmoser1090 4 года назад +2959

    Teddy Roosevelt after he gets shot: “Oh no”
    Also Teddy Roosevelt: “Anyway”

    • @sophieunixx3360
      @sophieunixx3360 3 года назад +48

      Hm it seems I’ve been shot, anyway

    • @IversonX3
      @IversonX3 3 года назад +5

      LOL

    • @JohnFortniteKennedy_
      @JohnFortniteKennedy_ 3 года назад +29

      *ah yes bullet, so anyway*

    • @gjk-arts5855
      @gjk-arts5855 3 года назад +13

      _Oh I’m bleeding-? Well anyway.._

    • @AnnikaSB
      @AnnikaSB 3 года назад +15

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
      Teddy Roosevelt: Oh. Someone shot me. Who did that? Anyway-

  • @JordanR1621
    @JordanR1621 4 года назад +2773

    I firmly believe that Teddy Roosevelt was one of the most badass people to ever walk this Earth.

    • @inquirer1599
      @inquirer1599 4 года назад +32

      Him and Marcus Aurelius.

    • @sleek462
      @sleek462 4 года назад +60

      President Trump has joined the game.

    • @JordanR1621
      @JordanR1621 4 года назад +14

      sLeeK True that!

    • @davidsalinas9
      @davidsalinas9 4 года назад +21

      @@sleek462 Democrat enters the chat crying about Trump*

    • @brandonusry8822
      @brandonusry8822 4 года назад +68

      @@sleek462 I don't see how.....

  • @theinkynightmare4140
    @theinkynightmare4140 3 года назад +353

    Him: Doing speech
    *Gets Shot*
    Him: Stills does speech
    Bullet: *Am I a joke to to you?*

  • @Copper389
    @Copper389 4 года назад +1192

    So basically Teddy Roosevelt was the OG Chuck Norris

    • @peekaboo21284
      @peekaboo21284 4 года назад +18

      They have to be related! Lol

    • @Awakeon
      @Awakeon 4 года назад +2

      Exactly what he was. :]

    • @jacquil6718
      @jacquil6718 4 года назад

      No. He was the OG Nancy Pelosi.

    • @therealivydawg
      @therealivydawg 4 года назад +1

      As if Chuck Norris could be Teddy

    • @bemotivated8443
      @bemotivated8443 4 года назад

      And Andrew Jackson was the OG Theodore Roosevelt

  • @ri0t558
    @ri0t558 4 года назад +804

    "I don't always get shot in the middle of a speech but when I do, I finish the damn speech."
    -Theodore Roosevelt

    • @vinnydaq13
      @vinnydaq13 4 года назад +12

      *guzzles a bottle of Dos Equis*

    • @jokashikay5269
      @jokashikay5269 3 года назад +1

      《Facts》

    • @WestGarbage6
      @WestGarbage6 Год назад

      More than a couple of presidents can say about themselves

  • @keeksbee5441
    @keeksbee5441 4 года назад +724

    Meanwhile, I get a sharp pain in my head and spend the whole day thinking I’m dying from a brain aneurysm

    • @Miracle-lg7fr
      @Miracle-lg7fr 4 года назад +10

      You might be

    • @keeksbee5441
      @keeksbee5441 4 года назад +2

      Miracle not yet, sir!

    • @yrxnl1246
      @yrxnl1246 4 года назад

      Kristin Bee it was probably a migraine

    • @nathy0308
      @nathy0308 4 года назад

      Lol same

    • @signalia1265
      @signalia1265 4 года назад +1

      Justin Beiber cancelling his concert because of the flu

  • @Wi-Fi-El
    @Wi-Fi-El 3 года назад +285

    Theodore roosevelt: reminding men they aren't as manly as him since the 19th century

  • @Sypaka
    @Sypaka 4 года назад +2301

    Death: You have one final wish
    Teddy: Can I at least finish my speech?
    Death: Ok
    **84 Minutes later**
    Death: Am I a joke to you?

    • @Nemesismaker
      @Nemesismaker 4 года назад +59

      Death left 30 mins in and let Teddy live for now.

    • @raheemmrgnc
      @raheemmrgnc 4 года назад +22

      Death 💀 was like I can’t believe this MF here 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @chineseduckscriedinladakh3760
      @chineseduckscriedinladakh3760 4 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @redjirachi1
      @redjirachi1 4 года назад +3

      Theodore Roosevelt: You're why I became president, so yes

    • @Eskii_NZL
      @Eskii_NZL 4 года назад +1

      Haha good one mate

  • @georgiamurray5169
    @georgiamurray5169 3 года назад +176

    To be honest he looks like a grandfather who would make you warm milk and cookies in the morning. 😀

    • @rutchiemasuba4556
      @rutchiemasuba4556 3 года назад

      true

    • @loganramos6900
      @loganramos6900 2 года назад +8

      After he had gotten back from hunting this weeks meals and chopping fire wood to keep the fire place lit this week 😂

    • @tylersoto7465
      @tylersoto7465 Год назад +2

      The true Santa Claus lol

    • @jiyzo
      @jiyzo 7 месяцев назад +3

      ​@loganramos6900 teddy roosevelt looked such like the stereotypical wilderness lover guy, and very manly too. the fact that he was so chill after being *shot* and did a speech just shows how manly he was

  • @nickolistef1778
    @nickolistef1778 4 года назад +684

    Teddy really cared about America and our beautiful scenery that we have here. His contributions and dedication to starting national parks will never be forgotten.

    • @chickendinner5572
      @chickendinner5572 4 года назад +31

      One of my favorite US Presidents EVER! He cared about everything.

    • @RestingJudge
      @RestingJudge 4 года назад +24

      Supported women's suffrage & generous social programs as well.

    • @keysersozee6513
      @keysersozee6513 4 года назад +3

      he also killed a lot of Americans by telling them it was okay to stay in the mid west while it killed them and their kids. Even though he was told to pull them out because there was nothing they could do immediately to help them at all. He was okay with leaving them there to die. Its amazing how much he didnt do to help the american people at all.

    • @kronosx
      @kronosx 4 года назад +11

      The best part is he got rid of monopolies.

    • @grapecollects1944
      @grapecollects1944 4 года назад +6

      @@keysersozee6513 r/foundtheliberal

  • @josephusaquila5439
    @josephusaquila5439 4 года назад +3052

    Teddy's doctor: "Sir! You're bleeding!"
    Teddy: "Ah! That's the bullet's blood!"
    The Bullet: "Oh Shit! You're right!"

  • @shafyhaziq8459
    @shafyhaziq8459 4 года назад +1355

    The doctors: “MR PRESIDENT STOP TALKING YOU ARE DYING”
    Teddy: “bruh lol hahaha"

  • @omi8015
    @omi8015 3 года назад +153

    This is the kind of guy you want shaking KimJung Un’s hand.

    • @deserteddave1596
      @deserteddave1596 3 года назад +27

      This is the kind of guy you want wringing Kim Jung Un's neck.

    • @omi8015
      @omi8015 3 года назад +9

      @@deserteddave1596 In a perfect world.

    • @Alpha121198
      @Alpha121198 3 года назад +2

      I think we’d have to send more security for Kim Jung Un if Teddy knew about him.

    • @jaerys8823
      @jaerys8823 3 года назад +1

      Bold of yall to assume Kim Jong Un is entirely responsible on how NK does and not merely a puppet. He inherited his position guided by NK establishment tyranny.

    • @omi8015
      @omi8015 3 года назад +1

      @@jaerys8823 snip the strings and the master is as useless as his puppets.

  • @dirty_dan4423
    @dirty_dan4423 4 года назад +582

    Teddy's crew: sir, you've been shot!
    Teddy: "tis but a scratch."

  • @mohd_allearz8403
    @mohd_allearz8403 4 года назад +1973

    Imagine if Americans had someone like Teddy sitting in office right now

    • @mookalorian
      @mookalorian 4 года назад +127

      A progressive in office? Hell yeah!

    • @sangimizo4376
      @sangimizo4376 4 года назад +146

      They wouldn't be able to handle THE REAL MAN!

    • @Vynzent
      @Vynzent 4 года назад +168

      Instead of running into a bunker to "inspect it" lol.

    • @Cycodude
      @Cycodude 4 года назад +193

      Teddy would have walked out and wrestled every single protestor just for the hell of it.

    • @alexanderarkum4793
      @alexanderarkum4793 4 года назад +73

      We do....his name is TRUMP

  • @falcongamer58
    @falcongamer58 4 года назад +1225

    Teddy Roosevelt (political class human)
    Stats:
    Durability: 7
    Health: 8
    Cool factor: 9
    Style: 7
    Speech 100

  • @OverlordParadox
    @OverlordParadox 2 месяца назад +17

    This is getting out of hand
    Now there's two of them!

  • @miguelmontenegro3520
    @miguelmontenegro3520 4 года назад +679

    Roosevelt and Bismarck were bulletproof confirmed. The Avengers should have called them in.

    • @olbradley
      @olbradley 4 года назад +25

      Roosevelt and Bismark as probably some of the best and most bad ass politicians of all time.

    • @jgallardo7344
      @jgallardo7344 4 года назад +2

      Seriously! They would both make a great addition to the Marvel Cinematic Universe

    • @ryangiffel2136
      @ryangiffel2136 4 года назад

      lol I saw doctor strange to

    • @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs
      @WhiteBloggerBlackSpecs 4 года назад +5

      If only Franz Ferdinand had been bulletproof

    • @miguelmontenegro3520
      @miguelmontenegro3520 4 года назад +4

      @@tekkara1548 Thor deserved more love from marvel. He lost literally his kingdom, father, sister, brothers, mother, Hammer, eye, faith in himself, his hair and fit abdomen for.... Beer...

  • @hpermutation4439
    @hpermutation4439 4 года назад +624

    Death: give me one reason why i shouldn't kill you
    Teddy: i want to finish my speech
    Death: understanable, have a nice day

    • @looney_leone4055
      @looney_leone4055 3 года назад +4

      🤣

    • @AnnikaSB
      @AnnikaSB 3 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂

    • @jorgesierra2790
      @jorgesierra2790 3 года назад +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @robertoppenheimerr
      @robertoppenheimerr 3 года назад +1

      Imma breach the chain lol

    • @lungstaonline6963
      @lungstaonline6963 3 года назад +2

      Lol

  • @jastew8814
    @jastew8814 4 года назад +917

    “Roosevelt wasn’t insane”
    *Shows Roosevelt laughing like he’s insane*

    • @Roccworld_Trizzy12724
      @Roccworld_Trizzy12724 4 года назад +23

      I read this directly as it popped up😂🤣😂 now I can't stop crying

    • @steampunkastronaut7081
      @steampunkastronaut7081 3 года назад +15

      There is an image of that very picture of him having glowing shiny eyes. It's glorious.

    • @Crew7340
      @Crew7340 3 года назад +4

      Lmao 7:42

    • @ikagura
      @ikagura 2 года назад

      Robotnik's inspiration?

  • @canofpizzasauce667
    @canofpizzasauce667 3 года назад +69

    If I could travel back in time, this would be where I would travel to. I wouldn't even do anything, I'd just watch and listen to his speech.

  • @robertmills3830
    @robertmills3830 4 года назад +1841

    People have become soft.
    Imagine having him as a war time president, literally no world leader would be able to intimidate this guy

    • @inquirer1599
      @inquirer1599 4 года назад +87

      He never had a war. But did win the Nobel Peace Prize in 1906

    • @mr.miller2769
      @mr.miller2769 4 года назад +168

      He was better at ending wars than causing them. That nobel peace Prize was for his mediation of the Russo-Japanese War by way of the Portsmouth Treaty.

    • @frankpaya690
      @frankpaya690 3 года назад +7

      @@inquirer1599 that was for mediating the Russian/ Japanese war.

    • @frankpaya690
      @frankpaya690 3 года назад +8

      @Andrew Solymos just think how different the Republican and Democrat legacies would have been if Eisenhower had actually tried to court black people, just after Brown versus the board of education in 1954.

    • @DublinDan
      @DublinDan 3 года назад +1

      @Andrew Solymos Trump?

  • @paytonl3485
    @paytonl3485 4 года назад +423

    This attack on his life *did not* leave him scarred and deformed

  • @mrpower1810
    @mrpower1810 4 года назад +408

    *Roosevelt:* literally gets shot and is bleeding out.
    *Also Roosevelt!:* tis but a scratch

    • @nikosnikos5082
      @nikosnikos5082 4 года назад +8

      finaly!!!! this is the whole reason im reading the comments

    • @kiidkief
      @kiidkief 4 года назад

      Stolen

    • @witherblaze
      @witherblaze 4 года назад +5

      Tis but a flesh wound

  • @sarah-annecarney7552
    @sarah-annecarney7552 3 года назад +36

    Im Australian and I still love this. We should treasure our worlds history. Thank you!

  • @gaelicwarrior5064
    @gaelicwarrior5064 4 года назад +566

    T. Roosevelt was like the Presidential version of John Wick.

    • @jeremiahfyan
      @jeremiahfyan 4 года назад +6

      He was literally a marine

    • @wolftaker4721
      @wolftaker4721 4 года назад +2

      He would have killed the shooter for Shooting his glasses
      If he would have been Jonathan

    • @mirzantp4663
      @mirzantp4663 4 года назад

      Except he was fat and flexable

    • @gavinlindbloom6958
      @gavinlindbloom6958 4 года назад

      John wick: President edition

  • @antonioiseahjr7030
    @antonioiseahjr7030 4 года назад +743

    Teddy Roosevelt the most American American created

    • @kwaynr1301
      @kwaynr1301 4 года назад +24

      that's funny, the most American American would be a native American. not a descendent from a dutch colonist.

    • @seanbruce8294
      @seanbruce8294 4 года назад +27

      K way
      Those ‘Native Americans’ came over the land bridge connecting Alaska and Siberia.
      Why do you think that they look Oriental?

    • @antonioiseahjr7030
      @antonioiseahjr7030 4 года назад +22

      I was just making a joke

    • @Donjuanantoine
      @Donjuanantoine 4 года назад +23

      Y'all real fun at parties

    • @bforthigh1617
      @bforthigh1617 4 года назад +17

      @@antonioiseahjr7030 most people unfortunately can't take a joke.

  • @badguy99
    @badguy99 4 года назад +621

    Good ol’ Teddy Bear, they don’t make Presidents like him anymore, what a bad ass.

    • @NotMySelfAtAll
      @NotMySelfAtAll 4 года назад +2

      I hope Donald Trump isn't going to do a Teddy

    • @TomasTitan08
      @TomasTitan08 3 года назад +1

      Maybe Reagan.

    • @Elden_one
      @Elden_one 3 года назад

      Reagen was the most badass president of all time.

    • @TomasTitan08
      @TomasTitan08 3 года назад +6

      @@Elden_one
      Reagan a week after he got shot when a balloon pops: “missed me”

    • @Elden_one
      @Elden_one 3 года назад

      @@TomasTitan08 yup

  • @jhalenhanshaw5405
    @jhalenhanshaw5405 3 года назад +364

    Dr stange: Ive seen 4 million outcomes
    Teddy: How many times did the bullet win?
    Dr Strange: .... None

  • @orewachinchindaisukinandayo
    @orewachinchindaisukinandayo 4 года назад +275

    When someone popped a balloon at one of Reagan's speeches and he said "missed me"

    • @wolfyk95
      @wolfyk95 4 года назад +2

      Was a car backfire.

    • @whitechris720
      @whitechris720 4 года назад

      That was great

    • @capital_beaz4725
      @capital_beaz4725 4 года назад +4

      @Jennifer Adams Reagan? The guy who was basically responsible for the Crack epidemic?

    • @jamessebela3236
      @jamessebela3236 4 года назад +4

      Capital_Beaz47 .. And ignored AIDS because it was just killing gays. Until it got into the general population and the blood supply! My dads best friend died from AIDS complications after heart surgery. Historians will change the rethuglican view of their god regan.

    • @sotis1756
      @sotis1756 4 года назад +15

      James Sebela not exactly his fault that your dad’s friend got Aids tho...

  • @RegiosRed107
    @RegiosRed107 4 года назад +394

    He is the most bad ass President ever i wish he’d won though

    • @jessicataylor4071
      @jessicataylor4071 4 года назад +26

      If Teddy won the 1912 election the US never would've been in ww1 without an attack forcing us in the war

    • @NoobMaster-lv3fo
      @NoobMaster-lv3fo 4 года назад +1

      Yes he did ...

    • @Spencer-ut7bn
      @Spencer-ut7bn 4 года назад

      selena Taylor More like the complete opposite.

    • @nugget5tudios290
      @nugget5tudios290 4 года назад +3

      He did win, he just didn’t run for a third term because he said that would be too similar to dictatorship

    • @tander101
      @tander101 4 года назад

      @@nugget5tudios290 Okay, now I REALLY wish that he won.

  • @hooper4581
    @hooper4581 4 года назад +565

    Chuck Norris couldn’t carry teddy’s lunch box.

    • @greencertifiedweb
      @greencertifiedweb 4 года назад +15

      I think Chuck Norris would proud to carry Teddy's lunch box!

    • @hooper4581
      @hooper4581 4 года назад +2

      Business Outside The Lines - w/Chuck Peavey ha I bet he would.

    • @jimbishop8667
      @jimbishop8667 4 года назад +7

      Easy now.... you're treadin' on sacred ground!

    • @Red_Lanterns_Rage
      @Red_Lanterns_Rage 4 года назад +6

      when Bruce lee & Chuck Norris fought in Game Of Death the force of their blows sent micro shockwaves back in time saving Teddy from certain death by lodging the bullet in his rib in stead of ending up in a v ital organ
      Chuck Norris is a hero....

    • @Red_Lanterns_Rage
      @Red_Lanterns_Rage 4 года назад +2

      did you know Bullets are afraid of Chuck Norris cus of his intimidating stare??
      and the boogie man sleeps with a night light cus he's afraid of Chuck Norris??
      and Chuck Norris was once stung by a scorpion and after 4 agonizing days the Scorpion died??

  • @raizereaper4697
    @raizereaper4697 3 года назад +38

    Imagine getting shot, and then realising it’s at Teddy Roosevelt
    That poor bullet

  • @christhegreat9311
    @christhegreat9311 4 года назад +178

    Teddy wasn’t scared of death, death was scared of him

    • @Dr_Martex
      @Dr_Martex 4 года назад +21

      Death had to take Teddy while he was asleep, if he had been awake, there would have been a fight.

  • @samanthasmith7539
    @samanthasmith7539 4 года назад +181

    I liked how someone said death could only take teddy while asleep

    • @rdwn1999
      @rdwn1999 4 года назад +4

      That was from teddy's vice president

  • @chorusman556
    @chorusman556 4 года назад +378

    Assasin: Hello, death?
    Roosevelt: Death machine broke.
    Assasin: Understandable, have a nice day

  • @chap5445
    @chap5445 3 года назад +66

    The Bullet still suffers from PTSD to this day, poor bullet!.

  • @overipecanine1485
    @overipecanine1485 4 года назад +193

    The Virgin Assassin VS the Chad Rough Rider

  • @michellegil1609
    @michellegil1609 4 года назад +241

    The bullet died from boredom after 84 minutes of speech.

    • @lockheedmartin2112
      @lockheedmartin2112 4 года назад +10

      You're looking at it a Modern Perspective when back then this was one of the most exciting things to happen.

    • @XCutie782
      @XCutie782 4 года назад +1

      Churches be like
      And no one understood your joke

  • @BlackestSheepBobBarker333
    @BlackestSheepBobBarker333 4 года назад +69

    Roosevelt thought he was a pampered child and had a case of Asthma that stopped him from doing many activities. So Roosevelt was out to make himself a man, adventurer, warrior, hunter. What an interesting story is Roosevelt's.

  • @plasmakitten4261
    @plasmakitten4261 3 года назад +81

    This is the most Chad energy of any US president

  • @disgruntledwelsh3817
    @disgruntledwelsh3817 4 года назад +110

    Teddy: This attempt on my life had left me powerful and energised.

  • @icebear4482
    @icebear4482 4 года назад +204

    Teddy: Lmao that tickled who did that
    Teddy: anyways

    • @seisyuncomplex
      @seisyuncomplex 4 года назад

      not to be a bitch, but that wasn't quoted by him

    • @Skysiax
      @Skysiax 4 года назад +5

      ツPixar Wow, you took it seriously

    • @nVy346
      @nVy346 4 года назад +1

      ツPixar #r/whoosh

    • @aladvs
      @aladvs 4 года назад

      MFZ YT r/ihavereddit

    • @Ty-vj4wg
      @Ty-vj4wg 4 года назад

      Fake quotes are super disrespectful.

  • @Getactivewithcat
    @Getactivewithcat 4 года назад +348

    So basically: .38 Colt is pea shooter and needs a buff it sucks don't use it.
    Update: oh yeah i forgot it got a damage buff in 1963 that made it one shot to the head. So you can go ahead and use it.

  • @JahvHernandez
    @JahvHernandez 2 месяца назад +12

    Came here after what happened to Trump, I learned US history today. Thank you.

    • @grizzlycharizard0017
      @grizzlycharizard0017 2 месяца назад +1

      Trump is just not as cool.

    • @quintonposs3286
      @quintonposs3286 Месяц назад

      @@grizzlycharizard0017 Yeah, Trump will never be Theodore, not now, not ever.

  • @jericbinuya327
    @jericbinuya327 4 года назад +281

    Teddy Roosevelt: Gets shot
    Teddy Roosevelt: “Oh no, anyways.”

    • @swiftlemur7853
      @swiftlemur7853 3 года назад +2

      Don’t steal comments please 😒

    • @elhadj3475
      @elhadj3475 3 года назад

      @@swiftlemur7853 ok and?

    • @swiftlemur7853
      @swiftlemur7853 3 года назад +1

      @@elhadj3475 when when the fuck did I say you were apart of this?

    • @elhadj3475
      @elhadj3475 3 года назад

      @@swiftlemur7853 first of all it’s RUclips all comments are public so nobody cares about your privacy

    • @swiftlemur7853
      @swiftlemur7853 3 года назад

      @@elhadj3475 you said first of all, where’s the rest?

  • @napolien1310
    @napolien1310 4 года назад +60

    I read a comment a couple of days ago said something like this:" there are no cool or brave US presidents"
    All what I wrote to him is read about Teddy Roosevelt

    • @shaiaheyes2c41
      @shaiaheyes2c41 4 года назад +7

      What an ignorant comment, lol. America has had plenty of brave Presidents, multiple assassinated as well. Unfortunately, WW2 and the JFK assassination plot kind of destroyed that breed of American presidents.

  • @Katinahat293
    @Katinahat293 4 года назад +55

    He was such an awesome guy. RIP Mr.Teddy Roosevelt.

  • @DacStudiosEntertainment
    @DacStudiosEntertainment 3 года назад +64

    He spoke for 5,040 seconds while there was a bullet in his chest, man that’s badass

    • @darlenebiggs7850
      @darlenebiggs7850 3 года назад +1

      The public would hate him. They don’t like manly men anymore. They want girly men 🥲

  • @brandonbonett6416
    @brandonbonett6416 4 года назад +175

    Andrew Jackson: I beat my would be assassin to death
    Teddy Roosevelt: Ha! cute...

  • @powpow1006
    @powpow1006 4 года назад +111

    Bruh i cant even get off my bed

  • @no-just-no
    @no-just-no 4 года назад +208

    he’s got plot armor

    • @ladofthedamned7796
      @ladofthedamned7796 4 года назад +5

      Lmao

    • @MAN-xs2lq
      @MAN-xs2lq 4 года назад

      Ha

    • @tyriqcollier5509
      @tyriqcollier5509 4 года назад +2

      This actually makes me think different about people living in shows lol maybe great men all live through close death experiences lol

    • @melikewafflesgg6167
      @melikewafflesgg6167 4 года назад

      literally

    • @surrk1057
      @surrk1057 4 года назад

      God gave him plot armor so his American episodes will continue

  • @lolgotem2426
    @lolgotem2426 3 года назад +111

    Roosevelt gets shot
    The crowd: screams
    Roosevelt: tis but a scratch
    The crowd: phew
    The assassin: :/

  • @squidiz496
    @squidiz496 4 года назад +323

    This guy is also the reason Teddy bears are called what they are and helped wildlife conservation a ton. Very interesting and selfless guy.

    • @ricochet4674
      @ricochet4674 3 года назад +8

      And also could probably kill 5 men with one hand.

    • @watchingmaybecomment2664
      @watchingmaybecomment2664 3 года назад +5

      He refused to kill a bear cub and that’s where the teddy bear came into existence

    • @squidiz496
      @squidiz496 3 года назад +11

      @@watchingmaybecomment2664 It was not a bear cub but a chained up bear. They had an unsuccessful hunt and they suggested he shoot a bear that they captured and he refused. There are a cupple different storys but this is the widely accepted version.

    • @ScratchthechalkBoard
      @ScratchthechalkBoard 3 года назад

      Selfish?????

    • @watchingmaybecomment2664
      @watchingmaybecomment2664 3 года назад

      @@ScratchthechalkBoard
      Why do you say Selfish?

  • @Burkutace27
    @Burkutace27 4 года назад +75

    American Presidents in the 20th century
    "Yes, I have just been shot, but I'll deliver my speech anyway."
    American Presidents in the 21st century
    "Twitter fact-checked me."

    • @DarlaAnne
      @DarlaAnne 4 года назад +1

      Too damned true!

    • @str2010
      @str2010 4 года назад +3

      Let's be honest, compared to past politicians, current republicans and democrats are all jokes (and compared to teddy, trump is a joke)

  • @tableturtle2978
    @tableturtle2978 4 года назад +75

    So, that is basically badass version of "Oh no!", "anyway," meme.

  • @gh0stpoop
    @gh0stpoop 4 года назад +808

    “He pinked me, Harry” will be my new catchphrase.

    • @rjwest5392
      @rjwest5392 4 года назад +30

      I case you are unaware, "pinking shears" are a style of scissors used to make a saw tooth like cut into cloth. The intent is to make a ragged but ornamental edged appearance. Yes, Teddy immediately associated getting shot with the cool looking scar he'd be showing his pals!

    • @gh0stpoop
      @gh0stpoop 4 года назад +13

      RJ West how badass!!!

    • @Aurelius11605
      @Aurelius11605 4 года назад +4

      I’m going to this playing games. He’s linked he’s pinked

    • @upstateshenanigans430
      @upstateshenanigans430 4 года назад +1

      I'm having it carved on my tombstone as I type this.

    • @gh0stpoop
      @gh0stpoop 4 года назад

      Samuel Petrie I’ve used it quite often; mostly while playing video games, occasionally when stubbing my toe. Sorry you’re not creative :(

  • @chaosXP3RT
    @chaosXP3RT 3 года назад +42

    You should talk about the time Teddy Roosevelt was in a tavern out West when a gunman walked in a demanded that Teddy pay for everyone's drinks. And then Teddy knocked the gunman unconscious with two swift punches to the face

    • @missyouwish88
      @missyouwish88 6 месяцев назад +1

      (I know I'm late to the party, but...)
      I thought it was just 1 punch?

  • @PHOENIXDude57
    @PHOENIXDude57 4 года назад +58

    “Some things are a matter of duty” - Junior Soprano

  • @gabithink5079
    @gabithink5079 4 года назад +122

    Death: NOOOOOO U CANT JUST TAKE A BULLLEEETTTT
    Teddy: haha speech go brr brr

    • @sheryl6115
      @sheryl6115 4 года назад

      💀

    • @tk-4737
      @tk-4737 4 года назад +1

      The "brrr" joke is terrible

    • @gabithink5079
      @gabithink5079 4 года назад +4

      TK-473 haha my comment go brr

  • @MikeS-um1nm
    @MikeS-um1nm 4 года назад +125

    If he DID got shot through the lung, he'd probably say: "It's only a lung. The Gods graced me with a spare".

  • @danielesquivel9957
    @danielesquivel9957 2 месяца назад +66

    Anyone here after trump???

  • @highwind1991
    @highwind1991 4 года назад +199

    Oh hey look, an actual president

    • @Foose3535
      @Foose3535 4 года назад +3

      Wym

    • @finthechat2268
      @finthechat2268 4 года назад +16

      @@Foose3535 Trump sucks, I can not lie but if you have a different opinion I respect that

    • @hkbabel
      @hkbabel 4 года назад +7

      @@finthechat2268 Nice respectful answer - and yes, the orange man ucks :-)

    • @spadehaze1541
      @spadehaze1541 4 года назад +4

      Well, whether you like trump or not, he’s still the president

    • @thanos2170
      @thanos2170 4 года назад

      Ik sad we haven’t had an actual president since Eisenhower

  • @hitrapperandartistdababy
    @hitrapperandartistdababy 4 года назад +111

    There is very little to dislike about his personailty

  • @Meteorkeeper
    @Meteorkeeper 4 года назад +217

    Back when presidents were true presidents and not a complete joke.

    • @sniperviper4922
      @sniperviper4922 4 года назад +5

      Cough cough obama

    • @kimkim-mh7bv
      @kimkim-mh7bv 4 года назад +8

      @Tyrel J. Oh . many people was caught because attempting to shoot trump and the media didn't show it up at all. You should know trump is hero. One man army, he never fear of thugs people.

    • @LeahCatherine-z8h
      @LeahCatherine-z8h 4 года назад +21

      @@kimkim-mh7bv
      So.... why did he go running to a bunker for safety? Face it, T-rump (captain bonespurs) is a coward.

    • @ct000374910
      @ct000374910 4 года назад +5

      @@LeahCatherine-z8h Funny, they showed him walking down the street to visit that church that burned down. He went to Oklahoma to campaign a few days back. And he's still been doing his job, or trying to at any rate. Considering the angry mob that was congregated outside the White House not long ago, he's not doing a great job of sequestering himself.

    • @venous94
      @venous94 4 года назад +4

      Leah L sleepy joe was in his basement longer than trump was in the bunker

  • @CanDOGGOGetSubs-jr9xn
    @CanDOGGOGetSubs-jr9xn 4 года назад +2034

    The fact that he lost he still lost the presidency election in 1912 after getting shots still pisses me off

    • @darkblade1025
      @darkblade1025 4 года назад +147

      He only lost cause he split the vote with Taft

    • @skinnytothefeet3531
      @skinnytothefeet3531 4 года назад +22

      Nah that would be 3 terms to much

    • @leroyproud294
      @leroyproud294 4 года назад +70

      Third parties just don't stand a chance.

    • @oleeb
      @oleeb 4 года назад +128

      The Republican establishment hates TR because he was a progressive just like the Republicans hate progressives to this day. He busted the trusts, broke up monopolies, taxed the rich and businesses, created the national parks, worked for higher wages for common workers, Was pro-public education, against child labor and established the FDA. That pretty much covers everything other than racial justice that Republicans hate today.

    • @lotsofuwuenergy3983
      @lotsofuwuenergy3983 4 года назад +26

      Right Wing Bot While you're right that the parties have definitely gone through changes, the populist stance of progressive(ism?) hasn't really changed. Progressive ideas can pretty much be boiled down to "fuck everyone other than the common people". And like oleeb mentioned, many (though not all) of the things Teddy did are things most Progressives support. Plus his concern for environmental conservation-- establishing many national parks to put forested lands under federal protection and has many times expressed his appreciation for the beauty of wildlife.

  • @Mischeff
    @Mischeff Год назад +17

    This story will be legendary forever, the man said himself in the speech after getting shot
    “I give you my word, I do not care a rap about being shot; not a rap,”
    What a legend..

  • @askauntb
    @askauntb 4 года назад +22

    And the headlines read, *_"Chuck Norris, Caught Googling About Theodore Roosevelt!"_*

  • @realreal4140
    @realreal4140 4 года назад +213

    We need a real President America. Please vote!

    • @Augfordpdoggie
      @Augfordpdoggie 4 года назад +25

      waste of time. the dems and repubs are bought and ppaid for. rich get richer poor get poorer and more war. thats what has happened since the beginning of my life in 1973

    • @vjs4539
      @vjs4539 4 года назад +32

      We have an awesome president who is doing his job better than any president in our lifetimes. Why the hell would we replace him with the Democrats brain dead candidate?

    • @cutg2722
      @cutg2722 4 года назад +10

      @VJ S why not just end america

    • @heyheytaytay
      @heyheytaytay 4 года назад +20

      @@vjs4539 LMAO yeah, everything's fine now.

    • @RUN_IT_UP_
      @RUN_IT_UP_ 4 года назад +20

      Trump is a good president

  • @Faitzer
    @Faitzer 4 года назад +75

    "Dr Joseph Colt Bloodgood" come on man... is this some kind of joke?

    • @user2144
      @user2144 4 года назад +12

      Well, wait till you hear about his cousin, also a doctor: Dr. Barnaby Colt Shootwell.

  • @laury_clnsss
    @laury_clnsss 3 года назад +28

    He brushed death off like a fly-

  • @justinthompson2887
    @justinthompson2887 4 года назад +54

    4 feet away... that's how he managed to hit him with a. 38 revolver lol.

    • @michaeldaigle7207
      @michaeldaigle7207 4 года назад +3

      .38 caliber is plenty accurate. It being a .38 definitely helped is survival though. Stacks of paper are actually pretty good at stopping bullets, even ones with high velocity/energy and .38 moves at about 1000 ft/s and has about 300 lbf of force behind it, which is admittedly low, but still deadly if you take a direct hit.

    • @justinthompson2887
      @justinthompson2887 4 года назад +1

      @@michaeldaigle7207 I was referring more to the revolver than the caliber. I only know 2 men who are accurate beyond 7ft static with a revolver. The low bore-axis and improved grip angle/ sights of today's semi's have most of us quite spoiled, hence why the comment was comical.

    • @michaeldaigle7207
      @michaeldaigle7207 4 года назад

      @@justinthompson2887 7ft? It's not really fair to blame a bad shots accuracy on the gun. I shoot with both modern semi automatic pistols and double action revolvers, and I have no issue with either of the guns accuracy out to several dozen yards, let alone 7 feet. Christ most shooters I know could hit a grain of rice from 7 feet.

  • @francisgriffin96
    @francisgriffin96 4 года назад +34

    Hey, love your content, you guys rock. I think due to the current situation you could do an episode on Rodney King and the LA riots. Keep up the good work

  • @olliegoria
    @olliegoria 4 года назад +20

    Death: it’s time to go
    Teddy: *_i leave when i want_*

  • @cmc4448
    @cmc4448 3 года назад +105

    i'm not even american, but if i were to die for one, it would be for him.

    • @brunor.2895
      @brunor.2895 3 года назад +1

      indeed

    • @T_bone
      @T_bone Год назад

      General Patton said "It is not your job to die for your country, but to make the other damn son of a bitch die for his".

  • @dizzblue8329
    @dizzblue8329 4 года назад +133

    Person: *Shoots Roosevelt*
    Roosevelt: You should've gone for the head

  • @suicidesquid3581
    @suicidesquid3581 4 года назад +27

    "You can't finish this speech, you've been shot!"
    Roosevelt: hold my bullet

  • @DJosAmmel
    @DJosAmmel 4 года назад +54

    He haaated being called "Teddy." His friends called him T.R.

  • @amirsoleymani2979
    @amirsoleymani2979 3 года назад +29

    "Just 15 more minutes" - goes on for another 40 minutes like a boss

  • @johnfitzgeraldkennedy4465
    @johnfitzgeraldkennedy4465 4 года назад +59

    He kept on going cus he realized his lungs weren’t Damaged. So that says something

  • @luispagan9170
    @luispagan9170 4 года назад +25

    Teddy: "Guys calm down, it's just a bullet wound, no big deal"

  • @coolmansawesome
    @coolmansawesome 4 года назад +340

    What a mad lad, whoever didn’t vote for him was a monster

    • @magnusvoxted9947
      @magnusvoxted9947 4 года назад +16

      You didn’t vote for him

    • @Bubbly_Dragon
      @Bubbly_Dragon 4 года назад +40

      @@magnusvoxted9947 You have no way of proving that. He _could_ be a 130ish year old man, who was enamored by a man shot before an hour and a half long speech

    • @nibbagay8474
      @nibbagay8474 4 года назад

      Or had different political views than Roosevelt

    • @EliteSpark-tf7kw
      @EliteSpark-tf7kw 4 года назад +14

      If Teddy got a 3rd term we'd have been better off than with Wilson

    • @benn454
      @benn454 4 года назад +4

      @@EliteSpark-tf7kw WIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLSOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON!

  • @Unknownchannel722
    @Unknownchannel722 3 года назад +11

    Wow! The man was more concerned with the needs of the people & making a impact rather than getting medical help. I admire the fact that he was such a humble man.

  • @Erizo_
    @Erizo_ 4 года назад +81

    Teddy Roosevelt be like:
    *Tis but a scratch*

  • @catalinacurio
    @catalinacurio 4 года назад +54

    Teddy was so loved the teddy bear was invented, something to hug when we need one, like now. 😢 🧸

    • @thricestride
      @thricestride 4 года назад +9

      Teddy bears were invented because of a famous incident where Teddy Roosevelt spared a bear cub on a hunting expedition. That's also where he got the nickname, "Teddy", in the first place. The invention of the teddy bear didn't have much to do with how much Teddy was loved, but rather was simply modeled after the incident and picked up the name due to it.

  • @Gerraint
    @Gerraint 4 года назад +84

    Shrank : WHY WON'T YOU DIE?
    Roosevelt : Nanomachines son

    • @alexhjc8
      @alexhjc8 4 года назад

      Are you my mummy