Imagine being a simple monster that your only task is "kill the mortal",at the beggining,it sound pretty easy,UNTILL A GOD DAMN GOD OF VELOCITY APPEARS AND GRAB ALL THE SHARDS IN HIS DIRECTION AND YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO EVEN TOUCH HIS CLOTHES
But if the monster in every level will do something at the center they objective is not just killing mortal but do something that mortal unthinkable and let mortal collect the soul shard and some of monster will hunt you like normal Let them do it and do your task or hinder them to not make that thing it your choice If all monster success to build that thing that will be obstacle in the end Monster in 1 one level will do 1 part of that thing there 10 level in ballroom 10 level = 10 part if that thing have all of ten part the secret boss will awake
Im 90% sure retro is a machine built specifically to be good at dark deception. Do you even require oxygen or do you survive purely off the tears of malak as his minions fail to catch you for the thousandth time
Malak: THERES NO ESCAPE- SpeedRunner: *already escaped* Malak: I never finished my sentence.. he’ll see me again. SpeedRunner: *finds all the secrets* Bierce: you found all the secrets.
it's weird you'd imagine acquiring S rank would have you avoid using the enemy reveal and stunned crystals, but I digress. Fantastic job with the speedrun, it's evident chapter 5 ain't posing a threat to you haha
Dark deception Name chapter : Monkey bussines Shards : 389 Place : hotel Name : monkey genderless Gender : genderless Boss : chef's monkey Ability : faster than murder monkey Trap : banana Name chapter : elementary evil Shards : 283 Place : shcool Name : agatha Gender : female Ability : teleportation Boss : agatha frenzy Ability make a portal fake and teleportation Trap : fake portal Name chapter : deadly decadence Shards : 354 Place : golden house Name : gold watcher Gender : male Ability : when you not looking the gold statue the statue will move Boss : gold watcher titan Ability : throw an axes Trap : tall spikes/anchor Name chapter : stanger sewers Shards : 310 Place : sewers Name : dread ducky Gender : genderless Ability : stan attack Boss doom ducky Ability : throw ducks and summoning Trap : short spikes Name chapter: Crazy carnevil Shards : 280 Place : circus Name : clown gremlin Gender : male Ability : multiply themselves Boss : goliath clown Ability : punding the ground and summoning clown Trap : uknown Name chapter : torment therapy Shards : 679 Place : hospital Name : reaper nurse Gender : female Ability : invisible Boss : matron Ability : destroy ambulance with the two buzzaws Name chapter : mascot mayhem Shards : 501 Name : lucky the rabbit Gender : male Ability : throw an boms Name : penny the chicken Gender : female Ability : drop stun eggs in the sky random Name : hangry the pig Gender : male Ability : burst out of at wall random Boss : joy kill Ability : shoot laser - lucky beam from eye or 6 eye - penny will also throw eggd to stun - jump from platfrom to another Trap : uknown Name chapter : bearly buried Shards : 630 Name : trigger bear Gender : male Ability : getting stuuned by primal fear wil cause them ti self-destruct Name : mama bear Gender : female Ability : turn into invisble/spiked ball during her boss battle Boss : Mega Mama Ability : turn into invisble/spiked ball And capable of doing many thing to kill him Trap : uknown End dark deception Edit : ty for read😇
The trap for bearly buried is the fake ring pieces. And it’s murder monkeys. and in Monkey business there is no banana peel, also it’s 289 shards in monkey business
Doug: "Let me just rush this to meet SR quota" Malak: "Ah there you are Mort........ wait where is he?" Doug: "lets see, im reaching for the 8th stage" Also Malak: "HOW DID HE REACH THE 8TH CHAPTER!?? Its only been 3 minutes into my opening dialogue!!!!!"
@@Last-Spade 1 : when you enter zone 2 go straight And once you see a trigger teddie turn the corner vanish then keep running down the tunnel and use your primal fear and u should see the ring piece in front of you 2 : Upgrade the following powers Speed Boost Telekinesis Primal Fear Vanish Before enter mascot mayhem Sorry BB is the hardest for me to explain
Hello retro don’t know if you’ll see this but I was curious about which level you thought was the hardest to not die on and find the secrets. Love your videos and keep up the good work!
No matter how much I've played through this game, for some reason Elementary Evil will ALWAYS be my least favorite. (Probably because that's the one I died thousands of times in)
i saw the upload date on the video and thought to myself "i was hoping for a speedrun that would do bearly buried" and then realized that chapter 4 was actually 2 years ago. crazy. you're insanely skilled though, this was a fantastic listen for my schoolwork!!
Death voice lines that I made up: Monkey business: monkeys love bananas, it explains why their chasing You so much Elementary evil: maybe you should go back to school and learn how not to die. Deadly decadence: even a large piece of concrete can avoid those traps! Stranger sewers: duck, duck, dead! *sinister laughter* Crazy carnival: you'll look like a clown if this repeats! Torment therapy: maybe ask her for an icepack. Mascot mayhem: probably not feeling lucky after that. Bearly buried: those aren't cute or cuddly. (My name) mannequin massacre: your just like them... headless
Monsters getting that task: oh easy. 1 moment later Monsters now: OH MY GOD BRO THIS GUY IS TO FAST You: TOO SLOW Bro this game needs a diamond and gold medal from this
Was expecting to see a S Rank on all missions from a fresh start. With all the OP powers, especially Telekinesis, it seems like a pyrrhic victory claiming a World Record on this game.
Malak: THERES NO ESCAPE FOR YO-
Human: *Already escaped*
Malak: YOU DONT EVEN LET ME FINISH MY SENTENCE?
THERES N-
"escapes"
@@ZeeRAZM manual labor
Malas: “Am I a joke to you?”
*sigh* do you don't know the human name is mortal
@@Ingingwanttosleep human, mortal, same thing bud
*agresivly waits for doug to stop arguin with his wife*
Cmon hurry up i got a speedrun to do
Imagine being a simple monster that your only task is "kill the mortal",at the beggining,it sound pretty easy,UNTILL A GOD DAMN GOD OF VELOCITY APPEARS AND GRAB ALL THE SHARDS IN HIS DIRECTION AND YOU HAVE NO CHANCE TO EVEN TOUCH HIS CLOTHES
But if the monster in every level will do something at the center
they objective is not just killing mortal but do something that mortal unthinkable and let mortal collect the soul shard and some of monster will hunt you like normal
Let them do it and do your task or
hinder them to not make that thing
it your choice
If all monster success to build that thing that will be obstacle in the end
Monster in 1 one level will do 1 part of that thing there 10 level in ballroom 10 level = 10 part if that thing have all of ten part the secret boss will awake
@@earthx5995 k
Yea that would be cool annnnnd it's a glitch ( jk (͡°͜ʖ͡°))
Basically every Maze Escape match as a monster in Monsters & Mortals.
Killer monkey: hello, malak? Yeah I'd like to resign.... Yeah no man I'm not gonna be able to- *world gets destroyed due to no shards*
Im 90% sure retro is a machine built specifically to be good at dark deception. Do you even require oxygen or do you survive purely off the tears of malak as his minions fail to catch you for the thousandth time
Lmao
I laughed my ass off at this
Retro doesn't care if malak cries he has no remorse like the redemption doom dragon.
at 1:48:42
when i first saw this i genuinely started laughing due to how much it actually catched me off guard
Yea buuuuuuuuuuuuut I'm not laughing yea but I'll give you a gift 🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁🎁
Malak: THERES NO ESCAPE-
SpeedRunner: *already escaped*
Malak: I never finished my sentence.. he’ll see me again.
SpeedRunner: *finds all the secrets*
Bierce: you found all the secrets.
True
Even with abilities, your speed is so outstanding. I've never seen anyone play so quick without dying at all before! You're impressive. :)
And why is it that when I collect all 4 secrets at this level, I show that I have collected 3 out of 4?
@@Санька-ы3рwhich level
Retro: beats the gold watchers extremely fast and s ranks.
Me: spends 2 hours trying to beat it and with 25 deaths and no secrets
Im pretty sure that the first time he played deadly decadence he died just as many times
Um YOU DIED 25 TIMES that a unlucky day
Yeah bro hard work is key
I died 101 times... You are a master 😭
4:25 When he collects half of the 156 shards in zone 2
Agatha: ready or not, her I come
Hehe boi 😏😏
Also Agatha: YOU'RE CHEATING!!!
Now that's some serious dedication! 🔥
Hats off dude! 👏🙏
Malak:There is no escap for y.
RNG:enter the portal
Malak:I hate this life
Malik:There no escape for y-
Rng: later bi----h
Malik: damn it all
what we learned from this:
telekenisis is over powered
it's weird you'd imagine acquiring S rank would have you avoid using the enemy reveal and stunned crystals, but I digress. Fantastic job with the speedrun, it's evident chapter 5 ain't posing a threat to you haha
Dark deception
Name chapter : Monkey bussines
Shards : 389
Place : hotel
Name : monkey genderless
Gender : genderless
Boss : chef's monkey
Ability : faster than murder monkey
Trap : banana
Name chapter : elementary evil
Shards : 283
Place : shcool
Name : agatha
Gender : female
Ability : teleportation
Boss : agatha frenzy
Ability make a portal fake and teleportation
Trap : fake portal
Name chapter : deadly decadence
Shards : 354
Place : golden house
Name : gold watcher
Gender : male
Ability : when you not looking the gold statue the statue will move
Boss : gold watcher titan
Ability : throw an axes
Trap : tall spikes/anchor
Name chapter : stanger sewers
Shards : 310
Place : sewers
Name : dread ducky
Gender : genderless
Ability : stan attack
Boss doom ducky
Ability : throw ducks and summoning
Trap : short spikes
Name chapter: Crazy carnevil
Shards : 280
Place : circus
Name : clown gremlin
Gender : male
Ability : multiply themselves
Boss : goliath clown
Ability : punding the ground and summoning clown
Trap : uknown
Name chapter : torment therapy
Shards : 679
Place : hospital
Name : reaper nurse
Gender : female
Ability : invisible
Boss : matron
Ability : destroy ambulance with the two buzzaws
Name chapter : mascot mayhem
Shards : 501
Name : lucky the rabbit
Gender : male
Ability : throw an boms
Name : penny the chicken
Gender : female
Ability : drop stun eggs in the sky random
Name : hangry the pig
Gender : male
Ability : burst out of at wall random
Boss : joy kill
Ability : shoot laser
- lucky beam from eye or 6 eye
- penny will also throw eggd to stun
- jump from platfrom to another
Trap : uknown
Name chapter : bearly buried
Shards : 630
Name : trigger bear
Gender : male
Ability : getting stuuned by primal fear wil cause them ti self-destruct
Name : mama bear
Gender : female
Ability : turn into invisble/spiked ball during her boss battle
Boss : Mega Mama
Ability : turn into invisble/spiked ball
And capable of doing many thing to kill him
Trap : uknown
End dark deception
Edit : ty for read😇
Thank you for this!
❤
In monkey business are 289 soul shards not 389
The trap for bearly buried is the fake ring pieces. And it’s murder monkeys. and in Monkey business there is no banana peel, also it’s 289 shards in monkey business
@@TheTopHatGuyRobloxsorry I Just Wrong Type
1:33:22 damn that was loud
Makes me think that Mama bear created the tunnels using her babies as dynamite
Doug: "Let me just rush this to meet SR quota"
Malak: "Ah there you are Mort........ wait where is he?"
Doug: "lets see, im reaching for the 8th stage"
Also Malak: "HOW DID HE REACH THE 8TH CHAPTER!?? Its only been 3 minutes into my opening dialogue!!!!!"
Omg the Speed is outstanding and no deaths?! jesus this man has some REAL dedication!
17:41
Human: U wanna get me?
Ducko: Naw lets wait until the elevator ends
Cool 💜. Now Speedrun the chapters from scratch 💀
Bro today I beat EE , DD , SS full S but I had a glitch so it gave me a rank and it was on normal mode btw
@@bananaYT117 I have to learn from you 😂
@@Last-Spade sure man what levels do you need tips for
@@bananaYT117 probably just bearly really. Joy joy I can exploit so much
@@Last-Spade
1 : when you enter zone 2 go straight
And once you see a trigger teddie turn the corner vanish then keep running down the tunnel and use your primal fear and u should see the ring piece in front of you
2 : Upgrade the following powers
Speed Boost
Telekinesis
Primal Fear
Vanish
Before enter mascot mayhem
Sorry BB is the hardest for me to explain
This is how long it takes for me to beat zone 1 in bearly buried
*THERE'S NO ESCAPE FOR Y-*
shit
Malak:THOSE ARE MY POWERS!!!!!
Doug:🤨🙄😒 No One Cares Malak
Let’s just appreciate how much time he need and how hard he practised just to entertain us. Btw great job!
1:33:22
Imagine getting every Trigger Teddy chasing after you.
Then use the stun ability and boom! A loud and satisfying explosion.
53:50 Hey!!! Wait for me!!!!😂😂😂
Yea at 53:50 rng might need to walk run or teleport
I can't wait to see you try to Speedrun the chapter 5 levels, they're gonna be insane!
keep up the good work my man, love to see it.
Sランクでクリアできてるのすごい！
（It's amazing that you can clear it with S rank!）
Hello retro don’t know if you’ll see this but I was curious about which level you thought was the hardest to not die on and find the secrets. Love your videos and keep up the good work!
I think it was either Bearly Buried or Torment Therapy
48:11 you almost died! That was a w clutch
Absolute menace
All other levels: oh just ok
Stranger sewers: WHAT IS HAPPENI-
It took me 2 weeks to beat it
Retro: *im about to ruin this man’s whole career*
Really love how you cheesed killjoy, this run is so fun!
How you put joykill infuriates me.
@ MB THAT WAS 2 YEARS AGO LMAOOOO
No matter how much I've played through this game, for some reason Elementary Evil will ALWAYS be my least favorite. (Probably because that's the one I died thousands of times in)
Boss: I kill you! Bwhaaa hah hah!
Him: Yea, what you say *Gets outta there in 0.1 seconds.
great, now hack glowstick entertainment and speedrun chapter 5
Я по этому спидрану учусь, лучший чел
damn bro, i remember playing this game around 2013, it was a demo back then.
I thought it was released in 2019 though?
@@mitzi_mochi_ochi games like dark deception probably take a looooooooooong time to make
You can't rush art after all
@@myarmsrgone oh, sorry, I didn't know.
Malak: THOSE ARE MY POWERS
Him:Uses a power at that time when he said that
i saw the upload date on the video and thought to myself "i was hoping for a speedrun that would do bearly buried" and then realized that chapter 4 was actually 2 years ago. crazy.
you're insanely skilled though, this was a fantastic listen for my schoolwork!!
you are the dark deception god
Retro and Angelo are what keeps malak up at night
Death voice lines that I made up:
Monkey business: monkeys love bananas, it explains why their chasing
You so much
Elementary evil: maybe you should go back to school and learn how not to die.
Deadly decadence: even a large piece of concrete can avoid those traps!
Stranger sewers: duck, duck, dead! *sinister laughter*
Crazy carnival: you'll look like a clown if this repeats!
Torment therapy: maybe ask her for an icepack.
Mascot mayhem: probably not feeling lucky after that.
Bearly buried: those aren't cute or cuddly.
(My name) mannequin massacre: your just like them... headless
This guy beat monkey business in 2 mins
Malak: *_THERE'S NO ESCAPE FOR YOU, MORTA-_*
Doug: *Is already long gone.*
Malak: ...Well, shit. I guess there was an escape for him.
This man really turn his hell into Dream training place
Jeez when I saw u play I was like ur a god. HOW DID U FINISH THIS IN TWO MINUTES?!?!?!?
Malak:you can't use spe...
RNG_Retr0: already got the ring piece
Imagine malak seeing Doug absolutely demolish everything he has to throw at him
you are best dark deception speed run
"ThErEs No EsCaPe..."
"You Escaped!"
LMFAO
Malak: you can’t use your speed boos-
Him: uses teleportation
Malak: 💀
Help i love this vid malak being humiliated 😭
DAMN THIS IS CRAZY I LIKE IT
1:03
Bierce: Now-
Retro: Nah I’m good.
Monsters getting that task: oh easy.
1 moment later
Monsters now: OH MY GOD BRO THIS GUY IS TO FAST
You: TOO SLOW
Bro this game needs a diamond and gold medal from this
17:41 player: let me take extras
Duck: ok we chill
Seconds later
Duck: now no more chill
This guy is illegally good.
Malak : are you sure you want to go that way
this man : yeeeessss
Malak : Bad choice mortal
this man : yeeesssssssss\
Malak: what the fuck is with this mortal?...
Bierce: I am loving this mortal~
Malak: Who the hell is this mortal?! He's already at the final chapter?!?!
Telekinesis is so op for speedruns ✨✨✨
Dunno but joy kill comes back just as much as willam afton
wow you are really good at this game and fast! How long did it take you to do it?
This was one of the best series ever.
ok I am shocked that you did that SOOOOOO FAST LIKE WHAT????????
Bro is faster than doing my homework
1st level: 🐵
2nd level: 👩🏫
3rd level: 🏴☠️ 🕵♂️👻
4th level: 🐥
5th level: 🤡👹
6th level: 👩⚕️💊💉🩸
7th level: 🐰🐔🐷💩👺
8th level:
Thats a chicken its supposed to be a duck (4th level)
@@Veterans_Official find a yellow duck emoji, there’s none
@@HydraticJaz 🦆 + 🟡
@@Veterans_Official it’s not yellow- and the chick emoji looks more like it
Malak:you cant speed bo...
Speedrunner:*uses teleport*
My favorite monster is duckie. It's cute when duckies dance
legend
Nice bro
The chapter one boss does exist, right?
Not even sonic can beat chapter one as fast as this guy did
1:53:22 CHAPTER 8 BEARLY BURIED COMPLETED! AND MISSION ALL OVER! :)
Chapter 4
Monsters: your gonna die. Retro who got all the shards and is already at the ring altar: Omae wa my shindeiru
Retro jesteś koks w dd i M&M
54:17 - 54:26 nahh that nurse came back and then flew away damn
AMAZING!! SOOOO PERFECT!!!!
oh that is fantastic!!!
Retro in monkey business: I A M S P E E D
Was expecting to see a S Rank on all missions from a fresh start. With all the OP powers, especially Telekinesis, it seems like a pyrrhic victory claiming a World Record on this game.
Cry about it
@@auggiemain You're the only one crying here, kid. Get some better lines and a brain.
@@MaicoMoon "Get some better lines and a brain" get some bitches
Huh HUHHH HHHUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUH I AM CONFUSE AND MAD YEA MAD
August just ••••••••• ok I'm not even gonna talk to you guys any more
Respekt 👌🏻👍
Bro knows every place better than the monsters. ☠️☠️💀💀
💀💀💀
Wow that was so close reaper nurse almost kill you
I wonder how many runs were ended by BB alone
Even when the damn title of the video said he wasn't going to die, he still got so close to them and made me think he was 💀
The monsters: IM TIRED OF THIS SHIT FOR THE 50TH TIME AND STILL S RANK!??
Angelo: I have powers and a 200 iq brain that's why
Retro: I'm on that energy drink good shit today man o_o
How many hours do you have in this game?
yes
"You ruined my mouth!"
"Look what you did to my face!"
Retro: okay but who the hell asked?
Meanwhile Bierce stalking Doug on elementary evil:
This is fine *sips coffee*
Guys, can you tell me why I can't use abilities at the first level, they don't want to work
I know your fear...
Where did he go?
Finish all of them already!?
Ok what your wish
Wait he's replaying the nightmares!?
Go hard)
Nice
5:06 this is fine
*agatha blocks the door*
Anyone noitce the mute error at 15:46?
The nurses must have been confused how did he know which way to the test room and why would he went in willingly 😂
BRO DID A 360 WHEN JUMPING IN THE HOLE
Malak thought it would be easy to capture this mortal,
Dumb of him to not think that the mortal would be the flash