1952 Food Packet Survival Arctic 3 Korean Era Military Ration Emergency MRE Review Tasting Test

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  • Опубликовано: 9 янв 2025

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  • @sjackie1
    @sjackie1 6 лет назад +3087

    Everyone else says, "Tastes like sh*t'
    Steve says, 'Tastes like garden soil with apple undertones.'
    People really ought to take lessons from you, Steve.

    • @jamonmathis1670
      @jamonmathis1670 5 лет назад +8

      😂😂

    • @el_guero0958
      @el_guero0958 5 лет назад +85

      He's got a talent for describing the experience to his audience.

    • @Zack_Zander
      @Zack_Zander 5 лет назад +3

      That's... really descriptive...

    • @southerntxpicker8746
      @southerntxpicker8746 5 лет назад

      Sharon, agreed

    • @synthsign891
      @synthsign891 2 года назад

      I wonder what kind of chemistry is going on here, if after 50+ years it literally becomes dirt?

  • @AFishBicycle
    @AFishBicycle 6 лет назад +5724

    * sees 64 year old food *
    “Nice”
    * immediately starts eating *

    • @bassface8580
      @bassface8580 5 лет назад +33

      Lol I love it

    • @xxxs2684
      @xxxs2684 5 лет назад +70

      The feeling you get, when you realize everyone is dead or in a retirement home (whoever helped manufacture that MRE, from the boss to the workers).

    • @SerchBrony
      @SerchBrony 5 лет назад +63

      He's a fan of the fallout series

    • @jaymanz72584
      @jaymanz72584 5 лет назад +5

      @@SerchBrony lolllll...😂💀😂

    • @MG-ze3lf
      @MG-ze3lf 5 лет назад +69

      I wonder how many times he's been sick

  • @DUDA-__-
    @DUDA-__- 4 года назад +979

    When the zombie apocalypse approaches und steve gets bitten his immune system is going to turn the zombie into another steve.

    • @Thagesthoughts
      @Thagesthoughts 4 года назад +150

      Zombie: Hrrrah!
      Steve: ...
      Steve 2, formerly Zombie: ...
      Both: Nice hiss.

    • @captainretro373
      @captainretro373 4 года назад +29

      And it will disinfect all objects and organisms in a 100 km radius

    • @deltacomet5203
      @deltacomet5203 4 года назад +6

      LOL

    • @tomtruman2950
      @tomtruman2950 3 года назад +21

      I can’t of anything more epic than a worlde populated with Steve1989s. Where do I go to get there?

    • @mattlamb
      @mattlamb 3 года назад +21

      Lets get this Steve out onto a tray.

  • @subwayguy1610
    @subwayguy1610 8 лет назад +665

    "Wanna know what I like about these old smokes?"
    *stares in cameras soul*
    "...Everything."
    Love these videos!

    • @subwayguy1610
      @subwayguy1610 8 лет назад +5

      frank mcdank Ahhhhh, you got me, I'll change it now.

    • @skippy6660
      @skippy6660 8 лет назад +11

      Nice!!

    • @PK3DNow
      @PK3DNow 8 лет назад +3

      Love it!

  • @juslangley
    @juslangley 5 лет назад +1237

    That box is oddly beautiful.

  • @kevlarchicken
    @kevlarchicken 5 лет назад +844

    somewhere theres a museum curator just crapping his pants as steve opens that

    • @Tacos1230
      @Tacos1230 5 лет назад +61

      At least he ate it

    • @agecali7893
      @agecali7893 5 лет назад +17

      Yea lol but I'm sure these things aren't THAT hard to get a hold of. Probably find c.rats online shopping

    • @theshuman100
      @theshuman100 5 лет назад +58

      @@agecali7893 man is like these are super rare. i have like 5 of them

    • @reptarkingoftheozone9447
      @reptarkingoftheozone9447 4 года назад +7

      Those cigarettes alone are expensive af lol

    • @DM-mi4je
      @DM-mi4je 4 года назад +22

      He said in the beginning that he gave one away to a museum

  • @OsMd5173
    @OsMd5173 5 лет назад +1048

    * smells jelly bar *
    "That smells foul"
    * takes a bite without hesitation *

    • @villiantwo
      @villiantwo 5 лет назад +44

      dudes a savage lol

    • @ALongAndLowTide
      @ALongAndLowTide 4 года назад

      *throws out 1 day old cereal bars*😂🤣

    • @starlight4649
      @starlight4649 4 года назад +3

      The Steve equivalent of sniffing the milk jug, reeling back in disgust, and then proceeding to take a big, chunky glug straight from it.

  • @IAmUh
    @IAmUh 8 лет назад +4343

    "I don't always smoke cigarettes, but when I do... I make sure they're at least 45 years old."

    • @joshamidon2215
      @joshamidon2215 8 лет назад +71

      Lol. I am really surprised that are still good. I would expect them to go up like a fuse.

    • @Greenmachine305
      @Greenmachine305 8 лет назад +6

      +1!!!

    • @jgvtc559
      @jgvtc559 8 лет назад +150

      +Josh Amidon they probably taste better than the cigs we smoke in all honesty

    • @mpcdream7257
      @mpcdream7257 8 лет назад +28

      +Josh Amidon tobbaco is like wine

    • @damirfilipovic1510
      @damirfilipovic1510 8 лет назад +64

      not probably!!!! they taste much more better then today cigarets..i have chance to smocke one thx to Steve and it was awsome....

  • @noahjames2853
    @noahjames2853 5 лет назад +170

    "Yknow what I love about these old smokes? Everything."

    • @Kamibandit
      @Kamibandit 4 года назад +10

      That was my favorite part. I audibly laughed. He said it so intensely lol. I love Steve!

    • @madann7665
      @madann7665 3 года назад +2

      the most underrated Steve line

  • @dolbyized
    @dolbyized 6 лет назад +2876

    Hello Steve, I am a Korean guy enjoying your channel very much. My grandfather participated the Korean war as a student soldier when he was 15 years old in 1952. He has often told me about the war and how tragic it was. Anyway, out of his war episodes, I always fascinated by stories about eating military food or rations supported by the US military. As far as I remember, he mentioned about US military 'C-Ration' saying they were so good compared to the Korean military food. He also told me he actually saved some canned luncheon meats for himself and family for later. Watching your videos, now I finally realized what my grandfather ate during the war and what he said look like. Thank you so much for your interesting video, and I'm going to call my grandfather to say about this today.

    • @goead
      @goead 6 лет назад +54

      moonpilot nice

    • @aidanbae6162
      @aidanbae6162 5 лет назад +6

      아 한국분이세요? 안녀하시요

    • @Foose3535
      @Foose3535 5 лет назад +3

      moonpilot lies

    • @blankblank5409
      @blankblank5409 5 лет назад +27

      asian dude wtf

    • @MrKfq269
      @MrKfq269 5 лет назад +6

      나는 미국 남자. 안용하새요!

  • @danielbrunner7730
    @danielbrunner7730 5 лет назад +625

    The excitement in his voice sometimes you think he enjoys it and then all of a sudden he's like oh man that's rancid! Taste like dirt! Gonna put that over here and save the rest for later!

    • @HIPZTER
      @HIPZTER 5 лет назад +19

      “Save the rest for later” 😂😂

    • @yukisuperstylish
      @yukisuperstylish 5 лет назад +1

      Save it for later he said xD that means he enjoyed that taste hahahaha

    • @Dreadication
      @Dreadication 5 лет назад +2

      Always kills me when he knows it's a bad idea and finishes it all 😂

  • @hdz12ez
    @hdz12ez 5 лет назад +3297

    Steve's girlfriend: "I farted"
    Steve: "Nice hiss!"

  • @tylercooper9090
    @tylercooper9090 5 лет назад +2101

    Steve's immune system strong like bull!

    • @angelreading5098
      @angelreading5098 5 лет назад +59

      Leatherr lined to withstand the tastes of time.

    • @maxmustermann6803
      @maxmustermann6803 5 лет назад +30

      Its bulls strong like steves immune System!

    • @NoNo-bi4mx
      @NoNo-bi4mx 5 лет назад +10

      He’s gonna survive through the food outage event

    • @theallknowingsause8940
      @theallknowingsause8940 5 лет назад +35

      Your broken English gives me happy

    • @suprememasteroftheuniverse
      @suprememasteroftheuniverse 5 лет назад +20

      Immune system can do nothing against the mycotoxins. It's stupidity of the highest order.

  • @THE118TRUTH
    @THE118TRUTH 6 лет назад +989

    "Total rancidity" proceeds to keep eating the rest of the rancid bars haha what a legend

  • @alfietheburrito7516
    @alfietheburrito7516 5 лет назад +198

    *tastes the cigarette*
    “Yeah, sweet like honey. A bit of rum almost. I swear it tastes sweet. This is a real treat”

  • @russellpaloor8225
    @russellpaloor8225 5 лет назад +742

    "I don't know there's just something about those old apple bars. They just don't last!"
    1952 Steve....1952.

  • @CthulhuInc
    @CthulhuInc 7 лет назад +1960

    i take it personally when there is no hiss

  • @thebeardedhippie6760
    @thebeardedhippie6760 5 лет назад +514

    Steve's Girlfriend: Hunny whats for Dinner?
    Steve: we have some Korean Era Military Ration we can try.

  • @garry2124
    @garry2124 7 лет назад +1777

    Know what I like about Steve's reviews?
    Everything.

    • @82dorrin
      @82dorrin 6 лет назад +35

      I freaking love how he makes opening decades-old cans exciting.

    • @benjamingruen6820
      @benjamingruen6820 6 лет назад +22

      Just found Steve and I am hooked lol. He is great.

    • @jesser5127
      @jesser5127 6 лет назад +11

      *NICE!*

    • @RonHicks
      @RonHicks 6 лет назад +9

      He's insane and entertaining😆

    • @shelivesforjesus2353
      @shelivesforjesus2353 6 лет назад +1

      @@RonHicks oh yeah!!!

  • @mhdoe
    @mhdoe 6 лет назад +370

    You know what I like about these old smokes (looks at camera)…….Everything. Best line ever said on RUclips.

  • @amyanderson5365
    @amyanderson5365 4 года назад +371

    Steve's gf: did you buy condoms?
    Steve: yes.
    Gf: are they expired?
    Steve: ......

  • @hoshvex
    @hoshvex 5 лет назад +1131

    +1 HP
    +9 RADS

  • @suburbanhobbyist2752
    @suburbanhobbyist2752 7 лет назад +236

    "Now it's doing the numb tongue." "Garden soil mixed with the undertone of Apple."Total rancidity...numb tongue deluxe!" Steve1989MREInfo

  • @stevenwheat3621
    @stevenwheat3621 4 года назад +34

    21:18
    "What do I like about these old smokes?
    Everything".. I choaked on my tea!
    Like some old school commercial.. The edited pose totally enhanced the experience..

  • @eyeh8u1
    @eyeh8u1 8 лет назад +126

    This is easily one of the best channels on RUclips. They should put you on the military channel or NatGeo or something. You're knowledge of military rations is outstanding and fascinating...and then you eat them too? Awesome!

    • @justinm.3594
      @justinm.3594 7 лет назад +16

      eyeh8u1 he also speaks German. He reads the German MRE boxes and instructions like a boss

    • @darrink9752
      @darrink9752 7 лет назад +1

      Nice!

    • @eldenboi8354
      @eldenboi8354 6 лет назад

      Justin M. So? lol who cares

    • @satsujitheshadoww0lf378
      @satsujitheshadoww0lf378 6 лет назад +2

      @@eldenboi8354 Sounds like you care when you replyed to him.

  • @UnlicensedOkie
    @UnlicensedOkie 7 лет назад +372

    When you see black mold on a cookie bar
    "I'm just gonna take a little nibble"

    • @coryzachariasen8100
      @coryzachariasen8100 7 лет назад +12

      i would have been to scared to eat that cookie bar....

    • @mcgee6177
      @mcgee6177 6 лет назад +32

      "Oh.. yup thats rancid... It's doing the numb tounge."

  • @nerminimamovic8579
    @nerminimamovic8579 5 лет назад +456

    Steve: Eats old food.
    30 minutes later: **shits his guts out**
    Steve: Classic.

  • @KLEANTRIX
    @KLEANTRIX 7 лет назад +1600

    "...I can't keep smoking these things, i'm gonna DIE...." hahahahahah

  • @82dorrin
    @82dorrin 6 лет назад +267

    The way you make opening 70+ year old cans exciting is amazing.

  • @richardjames6087
    @richardjames6087 5 лет назад +77

    14:56 "Numb tongue.........DELUXE." lol Love it.

  • @DebsWombat
    @DebsWombat 5 лет назад +232

    LOL that pose! "You know what I like about these old smokes? EVERYTHING." Steve, please never change. 😂

  • @jjryan1352
    @jjryan1352 7 лет назад +472

    Today I was at a fast-food joint for breakfast and I started examining my extra sugar packet. I was reading the expiration date and who produced it, started saying things like "that's interesting", and "definitely"

  • @islmhhh4987
    @islmhhh4987 5 лет назад +125

    Those packs are awesome. They contain the atmosphere and spirit of the 50's America.

    • @TonyBMan
      @TonyBMan 5 лет назад +7

      JUST LIKE EVERY HACKED FALLOUT 76 MRE KIT CONTAINING ALL BLUEPRINTS AND ITEMS IN THE GAME.

    • @tomsmith2140
      @tomsmith2140 4 года назад

      @@TonyBMan fr

    • @mojewjewjew4420
      @mojewjewjew4420 4 года назад +4

      @@engasal You forgot about FREEDOM

    • @24secondsperframe68
      @24secondsperframe68 4 года назад +3

      @@engasal Don't look now but racial segregation didn't go away - They just revamped the script and casting decisions now go through university faculties. And although war mongering has recently dipped to an all time low, institutionalized conspiracies are still pretty common, but are now mostly contrived by the MSM and cultural plantation owners...

    • @antipsychotic451
      @antipsychotic451 Год назад

      Dull and utilitarian?

  • @Zandonus
    @Zandonus 8 лет назад +532

    I've been 597 days smoke free, but that description of the camel just made my mouth water in desire.

    • @DACFalloutRanger
      @DACFalloutRanger 8 лет назад +5

      Zandonus Lol same.
      not quite as long though.

    • @boomerhgt
      @boomerhgt 8 лет назад +17

      Zandonus Well done I'm 4 years free

    • @tourama
      @tourama 8 лет назад +32

      Its been 10 years for me but when I watch Steve describe them and draw on them smokes it makes me want one

    • @corranmarek3010
      @corranmarek3010 8 лет назад +158

      Zandonus I am 13 years without a smoke, I am also 13 years old what a coincidence

    • @annashearson7272
      @annashearson7272 8 лет назад +12

      im 2 months free and I've completely stopped

  • @thetruegoldenpanda5030
    @thetruegoldenpanda5030 5 лет назад +273

    You drop something on the floor 50 year rule!

  • @notjapanesesushi1787
    @notjapanesesushi1787 5 лет назад +136

    "These aged cigarettes, they get a nice complex flavour"
    Well, time to store a pack of marlboros in a air tight container or something for 50 or so years

  • @myka788
    @myka788 6 лет назад +130

    Despite widespread publicity, water cannot be squeezed out of fish by means available in a raft...
    Valuable information.

  • @igelitovysacek6307
    @igelitovysacek6307 8 лет назад +221

    you wanna know what i like about these old smokes?
    everything

  • @BoardWalkToke
    @BoardWalkToke 5 лет назад +385

    Those cigarettes have me seriously intrigued. It's almost like aged wine.

    • @josephcunningham7568
      @josephcunningham7568 5 лет назад +2

      BoardWalkToke likewise

    • @chrisw.6060
      @chrisw.6060 5 лет назад +4

      Same

    • @LilDefuseKit
      @LilDefuseKit 4 года назад +4

      Yes. But I assume the old ones are packed with even more chemicals than modern ones. Thats my guess.

    • @AlanMichaelJackson
      @AlanMichaelJackson 4 года назад +45

      @@LilDefuseKit
      Hell no.

    • @bobjob3993
      @bobjob3993 4 года назад +31

      Riley actually it’s likely fewer

  • @MaxStevenson-ih5ji
    @MaxStevenson-ih5ji 8 лет назад +589

    "look at these chicks, wow"

  • @ryant282a
    @ryant282a 8 лет назад +138

    From the pamphlet, I learned, "in spite of widespread publicity, water cannot be squeezed out of fish by means available in a raft." Thanks for the tip. 😐

    • @AFishBicycle
      @AFishBicycle 6 лет назад +9

      You can if you squeeze hard enough

    • @porotonegro
      @porotonegro 5 лет назад +3

      Hahahahahaha awesome!

    • @cheddar2648
      @cheddar2648 5 лет назад +1

      squeezing a fish just makes it urinate

    • @andrewjackson3278
      @andrewjackson3278 5 лет назад

      Ryan Traynor 😂😂😂😂😂 I’m rolling!

    • @Dr3amW1zard
      @Dr3amW1zard 5 лет назад

      The *important* information.

  • @jasonsoliva6678
    @jasonsoliva6678 5 лет назад +268

    *Opens a 70 year old pack of food*
    "i'll just save that for later" @12:40

    • @chamonix4658
      @chamonix4658 5 лет назад +18

      hes coming back in 70 years

    • @jakubsarnowski9050
      @jakubsarnowski9050 5 лет назад +6

      They need a bit more spice

    • @Gamefever_10
      @Gamefever_10 5 лет назад +4

      “I’ll save that for later” as he keep it in his collection

    • @leviathan_is_me
      @leviathan_is_me 4 года назад +2

      Seriously it's from 1952..and he waited 2 yrs to open it..what's a few more hours gonna hurt?

  • @annawaring5627
    @annawaring5627 5 лет назад +1359

    Tinder date: So what are your hobbies
    him: Ha mmhh jelly bar

  • @REVOFEV792
    @REVOFEV792 6 лет назад +125

    Steve has amazing comedic timing even if it’s not on purpose. 😂

  • @lilla7423
    @lilla7423 5 лет назад +456

    “We only have a small package! We need all important foods so our soldiers can survive in case of an emergency.”
    *puts in cigarettes and candy*
    "Fantastic”

  • @AEKing-rx4uq
    @AEKing-rx4uq 8 лет назад +94

    The whole time I'm thinking "Don't do it Steve!!! Don't eat it!!". He's so brave.

  • @americangooeyduck5743
    @americangooeyduck5743 6 лет назад +39

    This one is really personal to me my grandfather fought in the Korean War was a pilot and went down right before the cease-fire agreement a lot of people think that the war ended it still going on of the war never was seen again so this is probably something was probably his last meal if he survived especially now with remains being brought back I’m actually having tears thank you for sharing that had to been open hard to open this

  • @Florkl
    @Florkl 5 лет назад +71

    "It's like chewing on dirt or a sponge or something... I'm just gonna save that one for later."

  • @dominic.h.3363
    @dominic.h.3363 6 лет назад +133

    I've heard they found honey in some Egyptian tombs and it's supposed to be still edible. *wink-wink*

  • @Hegemon1984
    @Hegemon1984 8 лет назад +135

    Smoking 45+ year old cigs? Big Boss would be proud.
    RIP Big Boss 1935-2014.

    • @niklasmoquist6116
      @niklasmoquist6116 6 лет назад +3

      @CM Punk Just a guess en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Big_Boss_(Metal_Gear)

  • @cpimprun
    @cpimprun 4 года назад +15

    Man I absolutely love how you are compelled to eat those things. The way you anguish over doing it is priceless. The way you describe the characteristics!

  • @RCMPGuythunder
    @RCMPGuythunder 5 лет назад +71

    * takes bite of old, rancid food * * noises of death * “Ehh I’ll be fine”

  • @leonardo_zara
    @leonardo_zara 8 лет назад +181

    The classic "OH YEAH" in the first cigarret blow.

  • @zororo597
    @zororo597 5 лет назад +49

    His speech is like a poem.
    A poem of 60 years old foods

  • @AcidReign1
    @AcidReign1 7 лет назад +538

    "one of my crown jewels, one of the most valuable and rare military rations i've ever owned." steve says as he breaks the undoable seal and eats everything

    • @tygonmaster
      @tygonmaster 6 лет назад +128

      Rations were meant to be eaten and experienced. The videos will always be here to chronicle their contents. The experience is what matters in the end.

    • @samevans8922
      @samevans8922 6 лет назад +31

      tygonmaster
      Plus it’s better than the can being eaten from the inside out by disgusting old food

    • @-.Steven
      @-.Steven 6 лет назад +31

      But he has 4 others! This one was for sharing! Thanks Steve!

    • @daughteroftiaran
      @daughteroftiaran 6 лет назад +26

      Sam Evans Exactly, these aren't going to last forever. By opening them and documenting them, he's at least preserving a record of them.

    • @overanDownUnder
      @overanDownUnder 6 лет назад +10

      But the other 4 went to other collectors including the National Ration Museum.

  • @Fasdaff01
    @Fasdaff01 7 лет назад +625

    One day I hope to be able to make a girl as happy as 1950s cigarettes make Steve.

    • @jhaz89
      @jhaz89 6 лет назад +47

      Well you have an anime character as your profile picture so....get weeb hunting I guess

    • @cryforbri9339
      @cryforbri9339 5 лет назад +9

      Easier than normal dating

    • @catk2226
      @catk2226 5 лет назад +7

      Aww I'm sure you will with that attitude

    • @AS-mv7tm
      @AS-mv7tm 5 лет назад +3

      ;_;

    • @valentinodibormio2140
      @valentinodibormio2140 5 лет назад +2

      😂😂😂😂😂

  • @jacobolson6145
    @jacobolson6145 5 лет назад +153

    “Doing the numb tongue.”
    “There’s definitely rancidity.”

    • @Jessicad654
      @Jessicad654 5 лет назад

      Jacob Olson 🤣🤣🤣

    • @red91sitoriginal
      @red91sitoriginal 4 года назад +11

      I'd love a doctor to explain what is medically happening here.

  • @anthonymassie5220
    @anthonymassie5220 8 лет назад +107

    "Don't drink urine." Bear Grylls could learn something.

    • @JoahTheThread5ive
      @JoahTheThread5ive 7 лет назад +11

      Anthony Massie Bear Grylls: all I heard was drink urine.

  • @SeraphinaPZ
    @SeraphinaPZ 8 лет назад +316

    I have a fear of germs, and somehow I love watching people on youtube eat ancient, and extremely questionable food. I guess it's comforting to know that people can do this and somehow survive because it makes my normal life seem relatively safe. Also pretty cool to see something from the Korean War era, my uncle served in the military back then.

    • @omgxwtfxily
      @omgxwtfxily 8 лет назад +25

      Hello fellow germaphobe. Steve is definitely gonna survive if an apocalypse ever happens. His stomach can handle so much.

    • @qwertymeinfuhrer
      @qwertymeinfuhrer 6 лет назад +22

      Holy shit u guys are at the bottom of the food chain.

    • @JohnLeePettimoreIII
      @JohnLeePettimoreIII 6 лет назад +11

      Sera
      Here is a link to an article about Steve in the Financial Times. Enjoy.
      www.ft.com/content/fe9e50ae-e74d-11e6-967b-c88452263daf

    • @kikisekscotermann5332
      @kikisekscotermann5332 6 лет назад

      @@qwertymeinfuhrer My words qwertyBRO :D

    • @candymiser09
      @candymiser09 6 лет назад

      Same.

  • @loganoioioi3702
    @loganoioioi3702 5 лет назад +176

    No one:
    Steve: We're gonna look at these *CHICKS*

    • @expressnumber
      @expressnumber 3 года назад

      Read your comment right as he said it lol

  • @ramairgto72
    @ramairgto72 8 лет назад +34

    Aged tobacco is in many ways like wine. In the ARMY we would puff a cigar every so often. I took up the cigar "hobby" not long ago. I might have one once every 2 months in the summer. You don't inhale them, you "taste & smell" them as you puff them. I found out people buy hordes of cigars and "age" them for years before they sell them, sometimes 10x the original cost. I have a few I been storing for 2 years.

  • @DoesRwjsmom
    @DoesRwjsmom 8 лет назад +142

    I love these.
    I only smoke on rare, rare occasions but watching you smoke those vintage cigarettes makes me want to run over and share one with you.

  • @MidnitePat
    @MidnitePat 5 лет назад +77

    "Ok thats definitely the best one so far and it's still terrible" hahahahahaha

  • @artofwarandpeace9126
    @artofwarandpeace9126 5 лет назад +10

    I'm jealous of the cigs. I recognize that priceless smile after a first drag.

  • @tgauperaa
    @tgauperaa 7 лет назад +48

    "I´m just going to save that for later..", lol

  • @lordekai8320
    @lordekai8320 5 лет назад +40

    18:02 cigarette part, also the most satisfying part.

  • @airsesh4771
    @airsesh4771 8 лет назад +513

    I'm high as fuck and have never been more entertained in my life

    • @kennrthj.paluii540
      @kennrthj.paluii540 7 лет назад +4

      Steve is by far the best MRE "review" guy out there. New MREs are fun to watch him dig into, but the old stuff.. he'll show you what it really means to go "antiquing"

    • @Th3EpicGamer
      @Th3EpicGamer 7 лет назад +13

      i was so stoned when i saw this guy's first video and i was so amazed
      it's a history lesson, a time machine, and the fascination of a guy eating straight up mold

    • @tonib1999
      @tonib1999 7 лет назад +21

      i'm high watching these too lol

    • @koraykurulgan7067
      @koraykurulgan7067 7 лет назад +1

      bahahaha not high but pretty up on some Addies and I must say his voice is so smooth and delightful I am floating in pure bliss lmaooo

    • @Oplutmagicman
      @Oplutmagicman 7 лет назад +1

      Right there with you

  • @34monkeygrits
    @34monkeygrits 7 лет назад +80

    "Tastes like dirt.. and a..sponge." lol.

  • @wesleyzielinski4849
    @wesleyzielinski4849 5 лет назад +6

    15:20
    “Oh! Oh, numb tongue! Deluxe!”
    I absolutely love what you do Steve!

  • @kinstar
    @kinstar 8 лет назад +166

    they sure were generous with the cigarettes

    • @ericmuschlitz7619
      @ericmuschlitz7619 5 лет назад +8

      It's part of their "patriotic contribution to the war effort", ie; tax exempt bribe to the government to deny scientific findings and disuade the medical community from publishing common sense findings.

    • @idealsurrealism9587
      @idealsurrealism9587 5 лет назад +1

      @@ericmuschlitz7619 oh ok

    • @xXx_Oshino_xXx
      @xXx_Oshino_xXx 5 лет назад +6

      Cigarettes suppress hunger. Very useful when your mre has little to no calories in it.

    • @charleslarson5983
      @charleslarson5983 5 лет назад

      Eric Muschlitz get over yourself

  • @ShineHatfield
    @ShineHatfield 7 лет назад +18

    I just discovered your videos and I'm already in love with them lol

  • @rodneymartin6154
    @rodneymartin6154 5 лет назад +61

    "Oh, numb-tongue! Deluxe!" classic!

  • @ZBVLN
    @ZBVLN 8 лет назад +32

    "Oh jeez" "Oh yeah" "No Hiss" "Oh!"
    I love this channel lol

  • @monkeyabattoir8501
    @monkeyabattoir8501 8 лет назад +45

    "don't drink urine" . I learned something today.

  • @theenderman9042
    @theenderman9042 5 лет назад +110

    Me: Can we get some food? I'm hungry.
    Mom: We have food at home!
    Food at home:

  • @derekjinks5640
    @derekjinks5640 8 лет назад +55

    as a smoker i have to say that i would love to try those vintage smokes.
    for science, naturally.
    :-)
    peace

  • @kenschartz5334
    @kenschartz5334 8 лет назад +12

    I am addicted to watching all of these for some strange satisfying reason. When I subscribed to your channel just a matter of weeks ago you were under 60k subscribers and now you're over 100k! congratulations on that!

    • @FecalMatador
      @FecalMatador 8 лет назад +2

      ASMR. Welcome to the club

    • @graafixzgaming6652
      @graafixzgaming6652 8 лет назад

      +Allkindzz 8xxxD I knew I wasn't the only one :3

    • @cadavher
      @cadavher 8 лет назад

      Dustin Gasser more than 204,000 now! I'd say he is well on his way :) it's really neat seeing all the old ones!

  • @imjande
    @imjande 4 года назад +85

    "survival kit" = cigarettes
    oh well the 50's

  • @unnamed715
    @unnamed715 7 лет назад +23

    "You know what I like about these old smokes?...Everything."
    LOL! Killed me! xD

  • @JohanMursu
    @JohanMursu 8 лет назад +108

    Numb tongue deluxe :D

  • @potatojuice5124
    @potatojuice5124 4 года назад +22

    “No hiss” top 10 anime betrayals

  • @twixbyforce
    @twixbyforce 5 лет назад +149

    That’s enough botulism for today Steve

  • @Ingrid-vw2sm
    @Ingrid-vw2sm 8 лет назад +83

    He sounded depressed when there was no hiss

  • @Macum-gj1rp
    @Macum-gj1rp 4 года назад +7

    50 year old food:good to go
    My school lunch:let’s not get this onto a tray

  • @chandlerurenda5869
    @chandlerurenda5869 8 лет назад +5

    Oh damn my man, you are fearless! Hey, I told my girlfriend about you and showed her the 1960 Vietnam C-Ration, she loved it! You've got another follower!

  • @mikybink1
    @mikybink1 8 лет назад +8

    This guy is so dedicated testing and opening mre, perfect!

  • @jessicae1695
    @jessicae1695 5 лет назад +32

    “Someone’s gotta do it”..... literally no one had to do it... *continues to watch* 😩👀😂

  • @Jackwhoknows
    @Jackwhoknows 7 лет назад +47

    8:44 I think one of those malaria mosquitoes escaped the tin

    • @spec_opsgaming
      @spec_opsgaming 7 лет назад +11

      Jackwhoknows 😂😂😂i just went back and watched and i almost fell out of bed laughing as it just went "buzz buzz bitch, im from the korean war and you gonna get malaria in a minute" across the screen..im still laughing

  • @Imperio112
    @Imperio112 8 лет назад +42

    WOW, ....first of all....sorry my english.....you are a so lucky Guy to have one of those packages!!!!!
    It is a very interesting part of history, and .....it would be so amazing to turn back time and taste one
    of those when they are fresh, just for comparison.
    Good Video, I had fun, and obviously you had too.
    Greets from far away Germany,
    henning

    • @astropolis.
      @astropolis. 8 лет назад +42

      Damn man your english is pretty good.

    • @henningbrown5687
      @henningbrown5687 8 лет назад +5

      imperio112 yoooooo, henning is my name too, and I'm American. Thank god I found someone else with that name

    • @gagaface26
      @gagaface26 7 лет назад

      imperio112 Great English

    • @misterclean7570
      @misterclean7570 7 лет назад

      imperio112 lol Mein Vater heisst henning

  • @noloblack5394
    @noloblack5394 4 года назад +6

    Dude you're a bad ass. I've recently discovered your videos, and they're so unique such a cool ass concept. Keep it up brother! ♤

  • @ThePraetorianOfTerra
    @ThePraetorianOfTerra 8 лет назад +65

    "Let's get this cleaned up and laid out" ... "Nice" all fixed

  • @WickedDealer
    @WickedDealer 7 лет назад +25

    Nice to see this is what my father would have most likely eaten, he was a Korean War Vet. He also died from Lung Cancer in 1987, from years of smoking.

  • @tonyrandazzoe8210
    @tonyrandazzoe8210 3 года назад +3

    "Jeeze ! I can't finish something that tastes like garden soil with a little bit of apple " or " OH ....NUMB TOUNGE DELUX " or "Thats just not fair " Is hilarious and Im rolling on the floor LOL. !

  • @DrForrester2001
    @DrForrester2001 8 лет назад +162

    I don't even smoke cigarettes but these videos really make me want to try some of the vintage ones.

    • @Jdp313
      @Jdp313 8 лет назад +11

      Smokes kinda age like wine better with age. If preserved well

    • @jgvtc559
      @jgvtc559 8 лет назад +16

      +David Pejuan and they were made better not near as many adulterants as they didn't have all the chemicals we now have back then

    • @craigdontgotit6343
      @craigdontgotit6343 8 лет назад

      +David Pejuan True that sir!

    • @0neDoomedSpaceMarine
      @0neDoomedSpaceMarine 8 лет назад

      I might take a little puff if offered, just to get a feel for the flavor.

    • @kebsis
      @kebsis 8 лет назад +13

      +Jason G for the past ten years or so, US cigarettes have had to be the self-extinguishing variety. I still smoked when they made the change and the quality took a major nosedive then.

  • @jussanother2ool
    @jussanother2ool 8 лет назад +217

    The slogan for your channel should be "No hiss"

    • @stoopz175
      @stoopz175 8 лет назад +6

      shut up leafy boy

    • @herc7502
      @herc7502 8 лет назад

      What? @Andrew Almada

    • @VinnyVincenzoYo
      @VinnyVincenzoYo 8 лет назад +23

      More like "Nice hiss" lol

    • @ac1dirty362
      @ac1dirty362 8 лет назад +53

      "Let's get this onto a tray."
      "Nice."

    • @jun1orbaitor44
      @jun1orbaitor44 7 лет назад +5

      Vincenzo Swag "Nice little hiss"

  • @ihatejamon
    @ihatejamon 5 лет назад +3

    I love these videos, everytime I watch one I get like a Christmas morning opening presents kinda feeling, extremely satisfying and educational

  • @keenumman1
    @keenumman1 7 лет назад +4

    It warms my cold dead heart to see how excited you are to smoke those. Keep doing you man.

  • @mannye
    @mannye 5 лет назад +130

    Now I want a 60 year old smoke. What's the value of one of these rations?

    • @jakelinscott7426
      @jakelinscott7426 5 лет назад +12

      I mean you could probably buy old cigarettes easily without buying the ration thats is unless you wanted the ration of course

  • @catherineduong9241
    @catherineduong9241 5 лет назад +17

    Petition for “Numb Tongue Deluxe!!” on a tshirt

  • @jaysunten
    @jaysunten 6 лет назад +6

    Great video Steve! I'm super-jealous of the cigarette part. I quit smoking years ago, but damn...you make em sound so good !!