@@dzagoproductions3450 imagine actually defending the ridiculousness of these scenes... Almost non of the hundreds of ballistas were even firing inn e5 while euron shot them as if they were an assault rifle just one episode ago...
After a moment of thinking, it's quite a shocking revelation to realize that this clip is technically more consistent than the actual GoT episode since everyone actually acts in character here.
This is even funnier because this is a line of dialogue from A Dance with Dragons: _“I said real Unsullied. Hacking off some boy’s stones with a butcher’s cleaver and handing him a pointy hat don’t make him Unsullied. That dragon queen’s got the real item, the kind that don’t break and run when you fart in their general direction.”_ Even G.R.R.M is a fan, lol.
Well done you! Though I wonder if I should be concerned about your social life, that you were able to point out that match up.? JK all in good fun. Cheers !
@@ishajac3637 Lol. No worries. I'm re-reading aDwD right now, and I passed that chapter yesterday. Plus, when I read it the line really stuck out to me because I love Monty Python so much. It was hard to miss for me
Given how overpowered those giant ballistas were earlier, plus how decimated Daenerys’ forces appeared to be until that penultimate episode, I was worried that Daenerys, Jon Snow, and Drogon would have no choice but to build a Trojan Rabbit, wheel it in front of King’s Landing, forget to be inside the rabbit, and watch Cersei fling it back to them.
"You stand in the presence of Daenerys Stormborn of house Targaryen, rightful heir to the Iron Throne, rightful queen of the Andals and the First Men, protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the mother of dragons, the Kahleesi of the great--" "GET ON WITH IT!"
@@Sara-vn2kz Aerys probably raped Joanna Lannister and she got pregnant with Tyrion and Tywin probably believed it was so. That's the reason he loathed Tyrion, not because he's a dwarf and "killed" her mother at childbirth.
I love the ominous music as the Frenchman delivers his insults and the screen focuses in on Dany's horrified face... "Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!" "That doesn't mean your life has to end" ROFL
i have given up on feeling bad about my favourite show being massacred but i still feel terrible for the brilliant actors and actresses who were subject to shitty writing. i cant imagine what it feels like for these people who genuinely enjoyed spending their time on set with their “second family” for 10 years only for the whole show to go down the shitter.
Im preparing for a marathon week of GoT, and thanks to you that episode got weirder. Now i got to change from nightwatch black to black knight gear... still: Thanks for pointing it out.
Jon Snow: We’ve ridden from the north in search of those that’ll help us take King’s Landing. I must speak with your lord and master. Guard: What? Ridden on a horse? Jon Snow: Yes! Guard: You're using coconuts! Jon Snow: What? Guard: You've got two empty halves of a coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
Jon snow: No I'm not! Guard 1: Well you're squire is! How did you even get those anyways? Jon snow: Found them lying on the ground. Now may I speak with your Lord and Master? Guard 1: Found them lying on the ground where? this region is temperate, coconuts are tropical. Jon snow: the matter of where I found the coconut is irrelevant! may I speak to you Lord and Master!? Guard 2: songbirds are temperate animals that move to tropical environments during the winter yet they are not strangers to westeros. Guard 1: are you suggesting that coconuts migrate? Guard 2: no I'm suggesting that a songbird could have brought the coconut with it. Guard 1: are you serious!? Guard 2: yes! The bird could grip it by the husk. Guard 1: it's not a question about where the bird grips it! it's a question of simple weight ratios. A westerosi songbird simply doesn't have the strength or airspeed velocity to do that! Guard 2: what about an essos songbird? Guard 1: essos songbirds are non-migratory! Guard 2: maybe one of the targaryen girl's dragons brought it with them. Guard 1: that's even more ridiculous! Dragons are carnivores why would a dragon bring a coconut with it to westeros?! Jon snow: MAY I SPEAK TO YOUR LORD AND MASTER!? Guard 2: maybe it fell off a merchants cart. Guard 1: have you ever seen a merchant selling coconuts in westeros? Jon snow: Ah forget it. Let's go somewhere else.
@@xVx_Krt_xVx_KillMe TORMUND: Have we got bows? JON: No TORMUND: We have the Holy Hand Grenade. JON: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics the Red Priestess carries with her! Melissandre ! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade! [singing] How does it, uh... how does it work? TORMUND: I know not my Liege Commander. JON: Consult the book of armaments. MELISSANDRE: Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One. "And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --" JON: Skip a bit, Red Woman! MELISSANDRE: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Amen." ALL: Amen. JON: Right! One... two... five! TORMUND: Three sir. JON : Three! [Angelic Singing] then [KABOOM!!]
- It is I, Queen Daenerys. Mother of dragons, breaker of chains. May I speak with your master? - Where did you found the dragons? - I am their mother... - Their mother? This is an animal. - Well it doesn't matter. Will you tell your master that Queen Daenerys is here...!? - Listen in order for a woman to give birth to a dragon, she has to carry in her belly a 30kg dragon infant for at least a month, right? - I dont care - Am I right? - It could be carried by a female giant! - Oh yes a female giant maybe but not a regular female, that's my point. - Oh yeah I agree with that! Dany flies away
It's actually fitting that Monty Python is combined with Game of Thrones. They do have a connection since Doune castle was used both in Monty Python and the Holy Grail and for at least the first season Winterfell scenes.
Haven't laughed so much in my life!!!😂 You should do a scene with Jamie with monty Python sword scene "don't worry it's only a flesh wound" when Jamie looses his hand!!😃😂😂😂
"All hail the new Queen, Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons" "I didn't vote for her."
DENNIS: Listen. A strange woman who was burned alive, but did not die, then claimed to hatch three dragon eggs is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some woman who called herself Khaleesi. DAENERYS: Be quiet! DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause you have three dragons who will burn everything to the ground on your command DAENERYS: Shut up! DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away! DAENERYS: Shut up, will you? SHUT UP! DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system. DAENERYS: DRACARYS!! DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! (Drogon opens his fire mouth) Help! Help! I'm being repressed! (yells as he is roasted by Drogon).
And now we know why she burned he whole damn city! The insult was unbearable! I am so happy I didn't even had to search for this. Thanks Funny or Die - you read my mind!
Buh da buh buh da ba bum! We're knights of the King's Landing We're fine and quite outstanding We don't critique We kill the heat We use our swords for fanning We all are quite manly We are best friends with man named Stanley!!! Let us not go to King's Landing. It is a very silly place.
you're not a monster
*of course not, i'm FRENCH*
Even worse.
in france we call this "l'exception culturelle française" XD
What’s the difference😂
@@Ysckemia hun hun oui oui non non
Hun hun is the way French people sound when they laugh. It should rhyme with the "ssant" in "Croissant"
Euron Greyjoy: "I KILLED JAMIE LANISTER!"
Jamie Lanister: "I'm not quite dead yet. I feel fine! I think I'll go for a walk!"
Too funny! 😂
It's just a flesh wound!
I feel.... happy.
A better line would have been "I killed the King Slayer"
Got killed stealed by rocks sry greyjoy
David Benioff: Dany kind of forgot about the French
We do not kneel
She forgot about the spanish inqusition
Everyone forgets about the French
Snoopier Creed Well, nobody expects the spanish inquisition!
@@MaxM172 yes our two weapons are fear and surprise
On second thought let's not conquer Westeros. It is a silly place.
Especially in seasons 7 and 8 :-P
"Right."
*Rides off to the sound of Banging Coconuts*
😂
Brah if that guard was on the wall.
White walkers would have stayed in the North.
Gangsters-Avenue everyone knows fire, dragonglass, and generally directed farts are the only way to destroy whitewalkers
@@MMAKOTV And cow catapults.
That would have been so funny if it didn't start with, 'brah'
Ummm...they did lmfao
🤣yup
That soldier actually knows how to defend a castle 😂
Instead of using ballista wielded by stormtroopers.
@@kc4w to be fair those were the only things that could kill them, and plus it's a flying dragon so it isn't really an easy target
@@dzagoproductions3450 Well, Euron did strike Rhaegal 3 times in a row
@@CreeperDoidao 2 times. And Rhaegal was flying really slowly because of his damaged wing.
@@dzagoproductions3450 imagine actually defending the ridiculousness of these scenes...
Almost non of the hundreds of ballistas were even firing inn e5 while euron shot them as if they were an assault rifle just one episode ago...
“If not for yourself than for your child”
“I’ve told him we’ve already got one pfffft”
. . .
Jajajaja jajajaja
I dont get it lol
Hahahahahahah
Dave Striller do you remember that character, not very important mind you, her name was Cersei I think?
then*
"You are not a monster..."
"Of course not! I am FRENCH!"
Even worse.
@Hikaru Midomiya Calm down, it's a joke.
In the next episode, Dany and Jon are arrested by the London police.
That is how it should end! Considering how fast they wanted to end this show they might as well. We would be laughing at least.
That's the ending I'm hoping for, that this turns out to be an insanely long LARP and someone called cops on them for being a disturbance 😂😂
@@CanonSkyrissian fuck yes.
It would be great. 😂
"Please sir, i didnt know she was my aunt!"
Listen, strange women flying on dragons setting stuff on fire is no basis for a system of government…
LOL
best reuse of a python line
Firey tart!
Come and see the violence inherent in the system!
Daenerys there's some lovely filth down here!
Best comment ever!!
This is what the internet was invented for!
Destiny fulfilled.
And porn. Don't forget about porn.
@@robertglass3944 that goes without saying. But apart from the funny mashups and the free porn, what has the internet ever done for us?
Much better than that time I wasted my bandwidth pirating the final season of GoT - that was regrettable.
@@001Flange a wealth of information at our fingertips... Kinda like aquaducts.
“If not for yourself then for your child”
“I told him we already got one”
I can’t believe how accurate this meme is 😂.
After a moment of thinking, it's quite a shocking revelation to realize that this clip is technically more consistent than the actual GoT episode since everyone actually acts in character here.
I don't want to talk to you anymore! You empty headed animal food trough wiper!!
This is even funnier because this is a line of dialogue from A Dance with Dragons:
_“I said real Unsullied. Hacking off some boy’s stones with a butcher’s cleaver and handing him a pointy hat don’t make him Unsullied. That dragon queen’s got the real item, the kind that don’t break and run when you fart in their general direction.”_
Even G.R.R.M is a fan, lol.
Good catch!
@@willmosse3684
Thanks! I'm re-reading aDwD right now, so it stuck in my head, haha.
Well done you!
Though I wonder if I should be concerned about your social life, that you were able to point out that match up.?
JK all in good fun. Cheers !
@@ishajac3637
Lol. No worries. I'm re-reading aDwD right now, and I passed that chapter yesterday. Plus, when I read it the line really stuck out to me because I love Monty Python so much. It was hard to miss for me
Guido Anselmi - Valar Rereadus!
No one expects the Stannis Inquisition!
You win.
Congratulations
While it is true that nobody expects the stannis inquisition, that is only the case because there is no such thing.
Whose chief weapon is surprise.....and a ruthless dedication to the red witch.
Very, very good.
Next episode:
Arya Stark vs The knights who say Ni
WE DEMAND A SHRUBBERY!!
I like your No Kings pic
She will wield the word IT
Joe Stacks hahahah
@@Stackali This needs to happen. Game of Grails (or Grail Shaped Beacons). Swap Sir Galahad out for Tyrion...he deserves a little peril.
The hamster & elderberry’s insult finally made Dany snap.
Cuba Blue still makes a lot more than how they did it in the show
Given how overpowered those giant ballistas were earlier, plus how decimated Daenerys’ forces appeared to be until that penultimate episode, I was worried that Daenerys, Jon Snow, and Drogon would have no choice but to build a Trojan Rabbit, wheel it in front of King’s Landing, forget to be inside the rabbit, and watch Cersei fling it back to them.
Dany's parents were most likely biological siblings but the Old Gods and the New Gods forbid you say they were elderberry-scented hamsters!
That was pretty well done. Someone buy the film editor a beer.
not elderberry brew?
A barrel if you will kind ser!
Wasn't he sacked back during the opening credits?
Plus, I can actually see this episode. It wasn't in the dark bc of my TV.
This was worth a truckload of beer...
The best thing about this is that I can absolutely see Peter Dinklage loving this.
Omg 😂
"You stand in the presence of Daenerys Stormborn of house Targaryen, rightful heir to the Iron Throne, rightful queen of the Andals and the First Men, protector of the Seven Kingdoms, the mother of dragons, the Kahleesi of the great--"
"GET ON WITH IT!"
Fire eater 9107 queen? I didn’t vote for you
@@maryallgier195 Dany: DRACARYS!!
Peasant (on fire): "Help! Help! I'm being repressed!!"
But does she have huge...tracts of land?
YES, get on with it!
The Castle Anthrax was clearly one of Littlefinger's brothels.
*Day 1:* Dany torches King's Landing
*Day 2:* Guys with carts: "BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!... BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!..."
I had that moment in my mind when watching the Battle of Winterfell.
Gregor Clegane: "I'm not dead yet..."
@@allovett6246 🤣
Jon: i'm sorry we're having trouble separating the melted children from the buildings
Dany: Draecarys!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
You fucking win
So those flying farm animals are what Euron is staring at in the preview.
i think you're onto something there bro!
The cow will land on him
MMaRsu and he will try to fuck it!
"Jesus Christ!" - one of the Unsullied in Game of Thrones
@@seeteasea5497 And put a finger up its bum!
"what is the airspeed velocity of an unladen Dragon?"
"Westerosi or Essos Dragon?"
_"I don't know that..."_
*_"...AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!"_*
@@Allan_aka_RocKITEman That's kinda what happend to Danny :(
"How do you know so much about dragons?"
@@ImperialWarrior6490As a king one must know these things.
Infinity war is the most ambitious crossover of all time
French Guard: hold my elderberries
_"hold my elderberries"_
That just sounds so wrong I love it, lols.
Guard: (blows raspberry)
Tyrion: You are a rational man.
Still better writing than GoT season 8...
Radu Ungureanu 100% agree!!
Which is still a better love story than Twilight.
Bill Anderson tbh anything is better than twilight so not much to compare to...
@@cobr3n ehh that finale was pretty boring. Twilight has unintentional hilarity.
Tyrion and Dany's fathers definitely smelled of elderberries...
Or maybe father at least in the books
But we're they're mother's hamsters? Lol
I think Tyrion’s father smelt of something worse than that.
@@cireyenned excuse me?
@@Sara-vn2kz Aerys probably raped Joanna Lannister and she got pregnant with Tyrion and Tywin probably believed it was so. That's the reason he loathed Tyrion, not because he's a dwarf and "killed" her mother at childbirth.
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elder berries!"
"But that doesnt mean your life has to end."
perfect!
One day later....
Dany (on top of Drogon): DRACARYS!! (set KL on fire)
Hound stabs Mountain multiple times.
Mountain: "Tis but a scratch!"
Hound stabs him in the eye.
Mountain: "I've seen worse!"
I love the ominous music as the Frenchman delivers his insults and the screen focuses in on Dany's horrified face...
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!"
"That doesn't mean your life has to end" ROFL
Why is this sooo much better than the episode that we actually got? 0_o
better writing and editing...and a true appreciation of the narrative's of both and the skill set to weave them together into a cohesive scene
IamARobot7 This is better than the entire show.
i have given up on feeling bad about my favourite show being massacred but i still feel terrible for the brilliant actors and actresses who were subject to shitty writing. i cant imagine what it feels like for these people who genuinely enjoyed spending their time on set with their “second family” for 10 years only for the whole show to go down the shitter.
SOME ONE SEND THIS TO D&D THIS IS WHAT THE PEOPLE WANT!!!
Jacob Hicks don’t feel too bad for them, cause they’re rich from it
King's Landing's guard: *farts in Dany's general direction
Dany: Dracarys
That would seriously backfire.
Is this canon now?
Yup, Dani gives up on the Iron Throne, saying "on second thought let's not go to King's Landing, it is a silly place."
Makes more sense than what happened in the actual show, so why not.
@@AH-be6bu no not really...wtf we're you watching
@@AH-be6bu game of thrones: where the rules are made up and the points don't matter
tosh40638 it’s only a model...
"It says, 'Lannisters Go Home.'"
"No it doesn't."
french taunter: blows raspberries" Tyrion: "you're a rational man"
Shes not the mother of dragons.... shes a very naughty girl.
I lost it when Arthur tells “Run away” in the background and Dany is just strutting with her pissed off expression
I just realized the other day that when Davos is learning to read with Shireen he mispronounces night as "nigit" it was a Holy Grail reference.
Im preparing for a marathon week of GoT, and thanks to you that episode got weirder. Now i got to change from nightwatch black to black knight gear... still: Thanks for pointing it out.
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 you're not a monster. Of course not, I'm French! DEAD.😂😂
Jon Snow: We’ve ridden from the north in search of those that’ll help us take King’s Landing. I must speak with your lord and master.
Guard: What? Ridden on a horse?
Jon Snow: Yes!
Guard: You're using coconuts!
Jon Snow: What?
Guard: You've got two empty halves of a coconut and you're bangin' 'em together.
Jon snow: No I'm not!
Guard 1: Well you're squire is! How did you even get those anyways?
Jon snow: Found them lying on the ground. Now may I speak with your Lord and Master?
Guard 1: Found them lying on the ground where? this region is temperate, coconuts are tropical.
Jon snow: the matter of where I found the coconut is irrelevant! may I speak to you Lord and Master!?
Guard 2: songbirds are temperate animals that move to tropical environments during the winter yet they are not strangers to westeros.
Guard 1: are you suggesting that coconuts migrate?
Guard 2: no I'm suggesting that a songbird could have brought the coconut with it.
Guard 1: are you serious!?
Guard 2: yes! The bird could grip it by the husk.
Guard 1: it's not a question about where the bird grips it! it's a question of simple weight ratios. A westerosi songbird simply doesn't have the strength or airspeed velocity to do that!
Guard 2: what about an essos songbird?
Guard 1: essos songbirds are non-migratory!
Guard 2: maybe one of the targaryen girl's dragons brought it with them.
Guard 1: that's even more ridiculous! Dragons are carnivores why would a dragon bring a coconut with it to westeros?!
Jon snow: MAY I SPEAK TO YOUR LORD AND MASTER!?
Guard 2: maybe it fell off a merchants cart.
Guard 1: have you ever seen a merchant selling coconuts in westeros?
Jon snow: Ah forget it. Let's go somewhere else.
Now we need the Hound to face off against the Black Knight.
The Hound: "You're shit at dying"
Black knight: "Tis but a scratch".
Tis Just a flesh wound
must be a way to incorporate monty python into the hound's chicken scene. haha
Ha! Early seasons Mountain actually resembled the black knight quite nicely!
@@storbokki371 They could tell him there's no chicken, just Spam...or albatross...or dead parrot.
"you're not a monster"
"Of course not, I'm french!"
The question is, what IS the airspeed velocity of an unladen dragon?
Hooooow do you know so much about dragons?
A Westeros or Esos Dragon?
tosh40638 i.. i don’t know that!
Alistair Drennan *falls into pit of eternal peril*
Are you suggesting dragons migrate?!
daenerys: i am your queen!
i didn't vote for you!
Fine example of a mash up. You done yourself proud, editors!
Lol, At this point, it may as well end like a Monty Python skit. Nice editing.
This is the Queen shaming that was promised
Now I will understand if she actually does go mad.
@@Hirnlego999 well to be fair he just called rahella targaryen a hamster
hahahaha
Daenerys face..
when the french called her mother a hamster
Mother of Hamster
Danny smelled the fart that came towards their general direction 😂😂😂😂😂😂
"Your mother was a hamster, and your father smelt of elderberries!"
Has to be one of the greatest insults of all time
Well, it works to turn Khaleesi into the Mad Queen....
This is one of the greatest things ever created. The people need more of this crossover. Great edit.
"Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries" will forever be my favorite insult.
Tomorrow......
*He will be taunted a second time*
Night king: I'm not dead yet
Ayra: yes you are
Night king: I feel fine....
Tis but a scratch.
Tyrion, after seeing a guy stick his tounge out and make fun of him like a child would.
"Your a rational man"
“i know you don’t care about your people”
is he talking to the producers?
The funniest thing I've seen today... I fart in your general direction...
PURE SWEET GENIUS. GoT fans, we need to lighten up, and this is Therapy. Thank you!
far superior dialogue than the show. better writing too. compared to the show, this deserves an oscar. :(
Tyrion: *I know you don't care about your people, why would you?*
French People: * _laugh in Guillotine_ *
At least it wasn't the Spanish Inquisition?
We are the spanish inquisition and our biggest weapon is fear
@@romainsavioz5466 It should be a movie.
The Dorne Inquisition (?
Well no one would have expected them
Yeah that would have been bad but im surprised you mentioned them because I wasn't expecting the Spanish Inquisition.
Next time on Game of Thrones: Jon Snow and the Northmen vs the killer rabbit
Lady Mormont: Where's the Night's King's beast?
Jon: There.
Lady Mormont: Behind the rabbit?
Jon: It is the rabbit.
Look at its fangs!
Millesandre better remember to bring the holy handgrenade (and the instructions)
@@xVx_Krt_xVx_KillMe
TORMUND: Have we got bows?
JON: No
TORMUND: We have the Holy Hand Grenade.
JON: Yes, of course! The Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch! 'Tis one of the sacred relics the Red Priestess carries with her! Melissandre ! Bring up the Holy Hand Grenade! [singing] How does it, uh... how does it work?
TORMUND: I know not my Liege Commander.
JON: Consult the book of armaments.
MELISSANDRE: Armaments, Chapter Two, Verses Nine to Twenty-One. "And Saint Atila raised the hand grenade up on high saying, 'Oh, Lord, bless this thy hand grenade that with it thou mayest blow thy enemies to tiny bits, in thy mercy.' And the Lord did grin, and people did feast upon the lambs, and sloths, and carp, and anchovies, and orangutans, and breakfast cereals, and fruit bats, and large --"
JON: Skip a bit, Red Woman!
MELISSANDRE: "And the Lord spake, saying, 'First shalt thou take out the Holy Pin. Then, shalt thou count to three, no more, no less. Three shall be the number thou shalt count, and the number of the counting shall be three. Four shalt thou not count, nor either count thou two, excepting that thou then proceed to three. Five is right out! Once the number three, being the third number, be reached, then lobbest thou thy Holy Hand Grenade of Antioch towards thou foe, who being naughty in my sight, shall snuff it. Amen."
ALL: Amen.
JON: Right! One... two... five!
TORMUND: Three sir.
JON : Three!
[Angelic Singing] then
[KABOOM!!]
@@sjonnieplayfull5859 "He's got huuuuuuge teeth"
omg are you planning on making more got/monty python mash ups?? i love this
dothraki horse charge to the sound of coconuts . haha
Is this the remake the petition is gonna get us? Cause... I'm interested
I am on lunch break at work with headphones on and biting my tongue to keep from laughing like a deranged person
do not suppress your inner derangement...let it free....the voices will thank you for it
Quite hard to explain: im only lolling so hard because of GoT... Totaly understandable...
"You're not a monster."
"Of course not! I'm French!"
ROFL!!
Missandei: Tis but a scratch!
LOL
Right, we’ll call it a draw.
- It is I, Queen Daenerys. Mother of dragons, breaker of chains. May I speak with your master?
- Where did you found the dragons?
- I am their mother...
- Their mother? This is an animal.
- Well it doesn't matter. Will you tell your master that Queen Daenerys is here...!?
- Listen in order for a woman to give birth to a dragon, she has to carry in her belly a 30kg dragon infant for at least a month, right?
- I dont care
- Am I right?
- It could be carried by a female giant!
- Oh yes a female giant maybe but not a regular female, that's my point.
- Oh yeah I agree with that!
Dany flies away
Mmmmm that’s pretty accurate to how the scene played out in the real GOT episode.
Dany may have a dragon but Monty has a... KILLER RABBIT!
Maybe Melisandre has the Holy Hand Grenade.
It's actually fitting that Monty Python is combined with Game of Thrones. They do have a connection since Doune castle was used both in Monty Python and the Holy Grail and for at least the first season Winterfell scenes.
Nice
To be fair, only The Mad King would marry a hamster and continuously fail to wash off the smell of elderberries.
the castle used for the monty python scene (doune castle) was where they filmed winterfell in season 1
Omg...wait, where did i put that dvd?
Is there anyone else up there?
Dany looks so hurt when he says “I fart in your general direction!” at 1:13. She’s like “why are they being so mean to me?”
Of course NOT! I'm FRENCH!
Tyrion must be insanely drunk to think he can negotiate with Monty Python.
I was actually thinking of Monty python while I watched this scene last week
Me too!!😂😂😂
I'm french and this is a masterpiece.
Your not a monster I'm French
You're
Made more sense than season 8 has so far..
“Your mother was a hampster and your father smells like Elder berry” I must use this in real life at least once1.
-But you are not a monster...
-Of courze nuot!AI em French!
xD
Haven't laughed so much in my life!!!😂 You should do a scene with Jamie with monty Python sword scene "don't worry it's only a flesh wound" when Jamie looses his hand!!😃😂😂😂
lol, the Black Knight
Cleganebowl was basically thatm
On second thought, let's not watch Game of Thrones, 'tis a silly show.
"Hey, do you watch Game of Thrones?!"
"Nie."
"What?"
"Nie! Nie!!"
"But why n--"
"NIE! NIE! NIE! NIE!"
@@Fireeater-rl4ep oh no no, It's NI, Ni
"All hail the new Queen, Daenerys of the House Targaryen, the First of Her Name, The Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, the Rhoynar and the First Men, Queen of Meereen, Khaleesi of the Great Grass Sea, Protector of the Realm, Lady Regent of the Seven Kingdoms, Breaker of Chains and Mother of Dragons"
"I didn't vote for her."
DENNIS: Listen. A strange woman who was burned alive, but did not die, then claimed to hatch three dragon eggs is no basis for a system of government. Supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some woman who called herself Khaleesi.
DAENERYS: Be quiet!
DENNIS: Well, but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power just 'cause you have three dragons who will burn everything to the ground on your command
DAENERYS: Shut up!
DENNIS: I mean, if I went 'round saying I was an emperor just because some moistened bint had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
DAENERYS: Shut up, will you? SHUT UP!
DENNIS: Ah, now we see the violence inherent in the system.
DAENERYS: DRACARYS!!
DENNIS: Oh! Come and see the violence inherent in the system! (Drogon opens his fire mouth) Help! Help! I'm being repressed! (yells as he is roasted by Drogon).
"I am Daenerys Stormborn of House Targaryn, Heir to the Iron Throne, Queen of the..."
"I didn't vote for ya."
So much better than the actual Game of Thrones scene, actually has a story and consistent characters and is far more watchable.
Mark Browne And it’s funny lol
This is what I call subversion of expectations
That scene was much better, and actually makes more sense for the mad queen ending 😂😂
Real News 41 😂 😂 XDDDD
"your mother was a hamster"
_Danaerys droops_
And now we know why she burned he whole damn city! The insult was unbearable!
I am so happy I didn't even had to search for this. Thanks Funny or Die - you read my mind!
"I fart in your general direction!" Is a level of disrespect I cannot comprehend lol
Ohahahaha! One of the very best parts of the Holy Grail. Now go away English Kanigitts before I taunt you a second timme.
Better plot than season 8. I'd pay money for this!
Next-
Dragon vs killer rabbit
Tourmund vs Knights who say NI!
Daenerys on tryal for witchcraft
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂
They've reformed. They are now the Knights Who Say "Ekke Ekke Ekke Ekke Ptang Zoom Boing!"
Brienne's so serious. I'd like to see her up against them 😂
Not danaerys, the red woman. A witch!!!
It’s a fair cop.
_"She turned me into a newt!"_
_"I got better...."_
Sam talking to naughty bad wicked Zoot and all the other girls of Castle Anthrax.....
“They hate you, and you hate them”
*”oh yes it’s very noice”*
Buh da buh buh da ba bum!
We're knights of the King's Landing
We're fine and quite outstanding
We don't critique
We kill the heat
We use our swords for fanning
We all are quite manly
We are best friends with man named Stanley!!!
Let us not go to King's Landing. It is a very silly place.
I could hear the people actually singing this on my head. Very clever~
This is GOLDEN, better than the last season actually...
I want to see the face-off between Jon Snow and the Three-Headed Knight.
Someone is actually Fixing Game of Thrones! Awesome!!!!
That made more sense than the actual dialog in the episode...
Damn, French Guy makes Ramsay Bolton look like a teddy bear on the Ruthlessness scale.