World of Tanks - Don't Try This At Home

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  • Опубликовано: 24 янв 2025

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  • @darkblood626
    @darkblood626 9 лет назад +199

    'My mother was a FV- star destroyer. My father was a very brave Luchs" Bert the avenger.

    • @vukpsodorov5446
      @vukpsodorov5446 9 лет назад +1

      +Not allowed to pick a name i want, thanks Google
      it did, that's why it's an aut...i mean it has a quick RoF.

  • @Thearbiter97
    @Thearbiter97 9 лет назад +271

    Suuuure Jingles...you can totally be sure that I won't try this at home.
    Toootallyy won't. But please, do look away. Why aren't you looking away?
    Look, a bird! [Tries to do it at home]

    • @hazardous401
      @hazardous401 9 лет назад +7

      Uh, no...

    • @Udoshf
      @Udoshf 9 лет назад +2

      +Harbinger Reaper we'll go out to do it

    • @potato_of_the_gulag9982
      @potato_of_the_gulag9982 9 лет назад +3

      +Harbinger Reaper You Rebel

    • @mtstrapengz620
      @mtstrapengz620 9 лет назад +3

      +Harbinger Reaper What Tha FUuuuuuck!!??!

    • @JaknS009
      @JaknS009 9 лет назад +1

      You heard the man, don't try this at home. If you do, that is an extra 20 years in the salt mines.

  • @shazf18
    @shazf18 9 лет назад +167

    Kv2 isn't inaccurate, it's guided by Stalin, and the higher the number, the more accurate

    • @b_2_spirit66
      @b_2_spirit66 9 лет назад +4

      Just like my Cruiser II with 94mm howitzer - it's guided by Churchill.

    • @mrjack901
      @mrjack901 9 лет назад +1

      +B_2_Spirit Nop.. Only Stalin has the Power... URAAA!

    • @Jeff-yx9rp
      @Jeff-yx9rp 9 лет назад +5

      +Nathan Vincent Thank you for your valued, communist loyalty comrade! ... Now go to gulag

    • @mrjack901
      @mrjack901 9 лет назад

      Iosef Stalin WHY STALIN??!!! I WANT TO FIGHT FOR YOU ON THE FRONT LINES AGAINST THOSE FACISNTY!

    • @shazf18
      @shazf18 9 лет назад +1

      +Iosef Stalin I will sacrifice Nathan the dissident to u! Plz guide all my shells!

  • @ned821
    @ned821 9 лет назад +263

    normally I don't say anything when Jingles gets a tank wrong, after all he's using a small window when he records the video so he can hardly see the tanks, or their names, but... you mistook an Ru 251 for a T37, c'mon dude!

    • @Catbunz
      @Catbunz 9 лет назад +3

      +ned821 Time for Jingles to get some glasses :p

    • @Crunch0r
      @Crunch0r 9 лет назад +10

      +Fuzaneko Maybe Time to record the audio whilst playing the raw footage on a proper media player, instead of watching the raw footage inside a tiny video editor window :P

    • @matthbva
      @matthbva 9 лет назад +1

      +ned821 I mean, there wasn't a T37 in the battle--on either side!

    • @edstretton2214
      @edstretton2214 9 лет назад +1

      +ned821 I agree, for about a month, he thought the AMX 13 57F was tier VI :D

    • @schmit6576
      @schmit6576 9 лет назад +8

      +ned821 remember he's old and crap boys, that's why he can't recognize anything beyond 50 meters

  • @will5459577
    @will5459577 8 лет назад +18

    "The Conquerer Orbital Laser Cannon" I will forever refer to the CGC as this, frigging fantastic!

  • @jpcg77
    @jpcg77 9 лет назад +112

    T37 is very similar to the RU251 Kappa

    • @HaxGamerr
      @HaxGamerr 9 лет назад +15

      +flightplayer It's the Jingles syndrome.

    • @jmannetje1
      @jmannetje1 9 лет назад +1

      +Hax ja Mix the jingles syndrome is hitting, penetrating, and not doing damage!

  • @Macer23able
    @Macer23able 9 лет назад +28

    "Get balanced, T57 heavy!" -Jingles 2015

  • @dave7830
    @dave7830 Год назад +1

    Jingles got me started on WOT about 9 yrs ago, while I rarely play the game anymore, like Jingles I think the owners have destroyed it in search of gold, I still enjoy watching his videos.

  • @d_daniel6263
    @d_daniel6263 9 лет назад +75

    Dammn this is the first time i'm under 301 and I have to admit, that club is a lie, there is no dancing girls and coctails.

    • @ProvidenceNL
      @ProvidenceNL 9 лет назад +8

      +Dániel Dósa just people running around screaming FIRST/SECOND/NUMBER, ye, they lied to you mate :P

    • @Tiberius11111111
      @Tiberius11111111 9 лет назад +17

      +Dániel Dósa you do know that under 301 club has been removed

    • @pearlman42
      @pearlman42 9 лет назад

      +Providencenl xDDD

    • @Hellfire918
      @Hellfire918 9 лет назад +7

      +Dániel Dósa The 301 view lock system was removed by RUclips....

    • @ElvenMans
      @ElvenMans 9 лет назад +2

      +Tiberius16 That's why he can't find the girls and coctails.

  • @hadejester
    @hadejester 9 лет назад +17

    Man that T37 looks suspiciously like an RU 251, must just be me.

    • @HaxGamerr
      @HaxGamerr 9 лет назад

      +hadejester It's the Jingles syndrome.

  • @tiaandeswardt7741
    @tiaandeswardt7741 9 лет назад +239

    All these dislikes. I wonder where they are coming from....

    • @The_MightyJingles
      @The_MightyJingles  9 лет назад +239

      +Tiaan De Swardt From people who think I give a rats ass.

    • @77Owain
      @77Owain 9 лет назад +57

      +The Mighty Jingles from people like the m3 lee driver:)

    • @tiaandeswardt7741
      @tiaandeswardt7741 9 лет назад

      John Connor And remove diversity from a game that thrives upon it?

    • @Hardcase_Kara
      @Hardcase_Kara 9 лет назад +3

      +joe newton Nah its al of the people that hive died by Bert The Avenger

    • @stephenoctable5779
      @stephenoctable5779 9 лет назад +2

      +Tiaan De Swardt from the people who missed, the people who were killed and friends of those people, and also from people who thinks jingles gives a rats ass

  • @HeyHeyHayden
    @HeyHeyHayden 9 лет назад +100

    I'm not too fond of arty, but I still understand it has massive drawbacks for the people who play it. It costs a metric ton of credits to run and you'll hardly make anything, it needs more experience to grind, you can't carry with it and you are completely at the mercy of RNG. So I do think It needs a change to make it better for arty and non arty players.

    • @Obnoxymoron
      @Obnoxymoron 9 лет назад +16

      +Hayden Jenzen Well said, Friend.
      I believe the most logical course of action for the Wargaming enterprise in this ghastly situation would be to remove this controversial class from their flagship game, and as compensation for the unlucky individuals who happen to enjoy tormenting us tank enthusiasts with their never ending reign of terror; to introduce an unique medal that would be obtained by playing a single game of artillery. There could also be a possibility of monetary compensation of a single gold coin per a tier 10 SPG, though such profusion would rightly be frowned upon in this courteous community of gamers.

    • @lMarcusl
      @lMarcusl 9 лет назад +5

      +Hayden Jenzen I love playing arty as much as I enjoy normal tanks, maybe even more (I suck at turretless TD's though). I love the patience game, the feeling when you pull the trigger and wait 4 seconds to see what obliteration you caused. I've loved arty in RTS games every time. The elegance of the projectile leaving the cannon, gracefully flying in a high arc across mountains and buildings and then sending enemy defenses flying in tiny little pieces.
      But I also understand the frustration of tankers to some extent (though as an arty player since the moment I started playing WoT, I have no issues with arty and may have been killed by arty maybe 8 times in some 10k games total).
      I think the only thing arty needs to be more balanced for all sides is reduced RNG (HE mechanics more consistent - i.e. less spiky damage, better accuracy but lower AoE), but also a warning every time arty fires (audio of the powerful gun echoing through the map), which would warn tankers that 1) arty just fired, so move to avoid 2) if the shot wasn't fired on you that means they aren't focused on you atm 3) you have a window when you can do whatever you want because arty is reloading. The travel time of the shots could also be increased perhaps, though that would make arty completely useless against most meds and even some heavies unless they are truly camping. I remember trying to hit moving targets with Bishop and FV304 and that shit is impossible (5 sec travel time at 500m).

    • @Hellfire918
      @Hellfire918 9 лет назад +10

      +Isoherrah Or they can make it play more like arty in Armored Warfare meaning drop the HP damage possibility increase accuracy & reload speed, add an arty indicator when arty is focusing in on you...although if there are enemy tanks firing at you you should realize arty will most likely be firing at you too, then add shell types such as flares & smoke so you can be more useful to your team as support than just pure kill farmer.

    • @XIIILegend
      @XIIILegend 9 лет назад +5

      +MarcusTheAbsolute There is nothing wrong with artillery, the people who bitch and whine about them cant do at least 2 of 3 things to assure they don't suffer the pain of artillery.
      1) Look at the team composition
      2) Learn the maps and predict the obvious locations artillery drivers sit
      3) Make sure there is always something -50m in between the predicted position and the tank driver
      Artillery don't like to move unless threatened.
      Oh look!!
      He cant hit tank driver, he wont move to get a shot on tank driver, he ignores tank driver and moves on to the next, tank driver can't whine...
      Its like the artillery is not even in the match...

    • @lMarcusl
      @lMarcusl 9 лет назад +6

      XIIILegend
      That's nice in theory but not possible in practice. In city maps, yes, arty can be rendered useless by proper positioning and awareness, that's why I hate playing on these maps (even people who suck at countering artillery have a good chance to be behind a building by accident). There are however maps that are just too open, with too little solid cover to predict arty blind spots. If people went only to places protected against arty, 3/4 of the map would be empty and open for the enemy to take over, which is just not feasible.
      The number one thing people don't do that would be completely sufficient to counter arty is move. And I don't mean fire, move to a different location some 50m away and then continue fighting, which is what most people imagine when the word move is spoken. I mean move forward 3m, fire, move back 2m, fire, move forward 5m, fire, turn 20°, move to the side 4m, fire. I've found that people who keep moving randomly few meters between each shot, different directions and distances, are not even worth shooting. It's just waste of time, you will miss most shots and splash for 300 dmg at best.
      People think doing some 600 dmg in arty is OP. They don't realize you fire 2x a minute. Doing less than 300 dmg a shot means you might as well not be in the game (plus you lose tons of money). Missing shots and just splashing is not something arty can afford so moving players are protected, since smart arty won't even aim on them.

  • @polaris6644
    @polaris6644 9 лет назад +4

    With all those missed shots in the second replay, you'd think the enemy team consisted of nothing but storm troopers...

  • @ratchetqwark89
    @ratchetqwark89 9 лет назад +1

    strange ive been playing alot of arty lately and now jingles has posted a video of arty :O

  • @Tirryna
    @Tirryna 8 лет назад +7

    "I know its wrong to laugh!" What about cheer! I'm an American Arty line player... Arties rule! That T92 story warmed my heart and made me smile XD

    • @WillM38
      @WillM38 8 лет назад +1

      That was the T95, not 92. Ya know, the rolling bunker known as the Doom Turtle.

  • @davidgoez
    @davidgoez 9 лет назад +1

    Woooo first time i got Featured on jingles! I have to however clear my name of being an arty player, I am not, I prefer light tanks, but when everything goes wrong I go GC 😊

  • @Brokkoli7hun
    @Brokkoli7hun 9 лет назад +31

    So ive just started university and i have a roommate who has never played wot before. So i thought i would show him, and played one match. That was the best math ever 6.5k dmg T-54 carry. He was like: omg this game rocks, lets give it a try. So we went on, downloaded wot on his PC and he started grinding a tier 2 tank :) He chose to go for the centurion line. After 10 losses in a row he asked me what kind of other tanks are in the game. I told him everything. Oh i wish i didnt. The very next game he tried T57 tier 2 US arty... 500 dmg, Golden mastery badge and everything... Now he is at tier 4, he is very good with it, enjoys playing, but knows absolutely nothing about penetration, armor, concealment, cover and so on...
    Holy fuck i just made another skypig. I apologise to every tanker who reads this :(

  • @justmgm
    @justmgm 9 лет назад +2

    Always entertaining seeing an arty game going right for a change. I hate arty as the next fellow, but I play it myself and I understand how it works, that's why I don't cry everytime I get hit by the hand of God: either he got lucky or I did something stupid. In both cases, it is fine, I just jump in arty the next game and release that frustration on others :) It's healthy I say !

  • @cameronmcallister7606
    @cameronmcallister7606 9 лет назад +5

    I think the reason most people hate on arty in general is because they themselves sit still, and thus give all arty a nice target to aim at, my way of playing is to wiggle back and forth, even in my AT2 which is slow Af I wiggle, and I rarely get killed, or even hit by arty.

    • @gnawershreth
      @gnawershreth 9 лет назад

      +Cameron McAllister I can't speak for everyone but when it comes to me hating it, I've always agreed with a post made on Wotlabs about a year ago. Dug it up for you. forum.wotlabs.net/index.php?/topic/9237-why-arty-sucks-ass-by-a-unicum/

    • @cameronmcallister7606
      @cameronmcallister7606 9 лет назад

      Gnawer Shreth Ya know what, I elect we all play non Arti tanks, but just sit at the back of the map and let arty die, push them int the battle using high engine power, sacrifise all arty to the lord of war! Force our arty to scout for themselves, either WG will remove it, or people will stop using it.

    • @SiphonRayzar
      @SiphonRayzar 9 лет назад +1

      +Gnawer Shreth Unis just hate Arty because they can't skill themselves from being killed by Arty. They should just get over it.

    • @cameronmcallister7606
      @cameronmcallister7606 9 лет назад

      Siphon Rayzar If you can't use skill to avoid something, the only reason it would be in the game is for retards and Unicum wannabees who want to use it to get their stats to 50%

    • @SiphonRayzar
      @SiphonRayzar 9 лет назад +1

      Cameron McAllister Or, to balance super skilled players. Ever thought of that?

  • @thediplomaticmissile
    @thediplomaticmissile 9 лет назад +1

    Why does Jingles have the single best commentating voice in the universe?

  • @CharcharoExplorer
    @CharcharoExplorer 9 лет назад +24

    Jingles, you are kind of wrong about the Conqueror GC. it is actually quite accurate due to the way it's she'll arc works. Since it has such a high arc, the enemy tanks TOO are bigger targets due to perspective.

    • @Schmeethe88
      @Schmeethe88 9 лет назад +10

      +Alexander “Charcharo” Yordanov well, it's still less accurate. You're going to have more direct hits in an Object 261 than a CGC, but the thing is- misses are much more forgiving. A miss in a CGC that goes 1m over the top of their turret will land just behind their tank, splash for a bunch of damage. A miss in a 261 that goes 1m over the top of their turret will sail 50m behind them and bury itself harmlessly in the dirt.

    • @CharcharoExplorer
      @CharcharoExplorer 9 лет назад +1

      Schmeethe88
      True it is more forgiving. But I want to dispell the myth that it is the least accurate arty.
      You see, its targets are actually bigger, so that balances out a part of its inaccuracy.

    • @Schmeethe88
      @Schmeethe88 9 лет назад +1

      +Alexander “Charcharo” Yordanov I'll agree with that. In practice, the T92 is actually the least accurate arty, but that's balanced a bit with better aim time, rate of fire, and ability to fire AP

    • @CharcharoExplorer
      @CharcharoExplorer 9 лет назад +1

      Schmeethe88
      I do have to say I think that the arc which also negates a lot of enemy cover is better than being accurate, but maybe that is subjective.

    • @theshermantanker7043
      @theshermantanker7043 6 лет назад

      @@Schmeethe88 One question I wanted to ask was why do high tier artillery switch from HEAT to AP?

  • @KDSRirelandboy1
    @KDSRirelandboy1 4 года назад +2

    Jingles: "this was way back when, before power creep set in"
    Also Jingles moments later: "No one could kill the T95"
    xD

  • @dennisrants
    @dennisrants 8 лет назад +11

    5:50 um that was a Ru 251 lol

  • @themightiestofbooshes9443
    @themightiestofbooshes9443 9 лет назад

    Jingles! Good upload time. 10 in the morning over here means I get to eat breakfast and listen to your voice, which by itself is heaven.

  • @georgeking6356
    @georgeking6356 8 лет назад +5

    I believe I have come to live in order to hear that laugh....annnnnnd, I'm an arty guy. Bless you Jingles...you are forgiven your arty hatred. So let it be written so let it be done.

  • @human7331654
    @human7331654 9 лет назад

    Jingles as long as you keep showing the intertaining vids, I'll keep watching 'em. Idgagdf what kind of tank/plane/ship/spaceship or mischievous adventure you're on it is.

  • @dommizle
    @dommizle 9 лет назад +3

    Allied LTTB: "of course amx pens me with every shot"
    What the hell were you expecting? You're a damn *light tank!*
    You're called a light tank for a reason

  • @MythicFool
    @MythicFool 9 лет назад

    Bert is a terrifying little monster. I absolutely despise running across them because of that blistering speed, high angle of fire, fast reload and tight aiming circle. But, of course, when you have Bert on your team, it's nice to have all those things working for you.

  • @g.b.1224
    @g.b.1224 9 лет назад +31

    Nooooo, box tank can't die!

    • @CornyBros
      @CornyBros 9 лет назад +11

      +Bullet Bill388 many glorious tanks were harmed by arty in the making of this video

    • @g.b.1224
      @g.b.1224 9 лет назад +1

      ***** it's a sad, sad day...

    • @floydwallis5823
      @floydwallis5823 9 лет назад +2

      Box tank may never die 😑

    • @Jeff-yx9rp
      @Jeff-yx9rp 9 лет назад +9

      +Bullet Bill388 It is sad say comrade ... But don't worry!! We can always build more with the sweat of loyal fellow communists!!! But first, go to gulag.

    • @g.b.1224
      @g.b.1224 9 лет назад +4

      +Iosef Stalin yes comrade, thank you comrade

  • @Knight_Igris
    @Knight_Igris 3 года назад

    OHMYGOD THIS WAS THE FIRST VIDEO I EVER WATCHED OF JINGLES AND WHAT INTRODUCED ME TO WOT so much nostalgia

  • @jdogrulez5014
    @jdogrulez5014 9 лет назад +6

    I actually enjoy artillery because people say they are overpowered but that really aren't. Their accuracy circle is as big as an apartment complex, they take forever to aim, they have comically bad armor, their rate of fire is extremely long. That Rate of fire means if you miss (which you will frequently) you are in serious trouble or your teammate you were looking out for is in trouble. People complain about the damage and the camo rating. But they need that camo rating and damage because they are supposed to be snipers (good luck with that with how bad the accuracy is) and counter arty WILL kill you if you get spotted. So I enjoy arty and am really good I think at it. I only help my team and move after each shot. I also hunt the enemy arty. I think they just have a bad rep because people hate getting wrecked by their high explosive.

    • @KineticRhyme
      @KineticRhyme 9 лет назад +3

      +Justin Haas Let's admit it, no one really likes it when first 3-5 minutes of the game you get one shotted and shipped back to the garage without even doing a spotting or damaging someone. That's where the hate mostly comes from.

    • @PrinceOfDarkness0991
      @PrinceOfDarkness0991 9 лет назад

      +Justin Haas same thing happened to me. i introduced my friend to the game and after being frustrated by facing Kv1s in his tier3 tank he switched to arty. He now has tier7 British arty. he has 0 map awareness, knows nothing about armor, mechanics and all the good things. I don't blame him; he noticed that a certain class in the game is utterly op and requires 0 skill and went for it...

    • @theshermantanker7043
      @theshermantanker7043 6 лет назад

      The stats all the other artillery players had in the FV304 game excluding the FV304 itself shows the true sad reality of playing artillery. You will more often than not get games like that, 3-5 hits and 200-300 damage. People's vision of an OP vehicle who can shoot at you from anywhere is nothing but a fantasy

  • @Iowncuba
    @Iowncuba 9 лет назад

    12:44 speaking of, your replay of an elc amx sitting next to an (is?) tank while it tried to shoot the elc is what inspired me to get one :D

  • @Financmajster
    @Financmajster 9 лет назад +15

    the BERT player was pure and total clicker, not paying attention to the map, not finishing the KV-2 because he was selfish and wanted to farm dmg on TOG- not helping their team, not a good game just a lucky clicker

    • @pickleparty247
      @pickleparty247 9 лет назад +8

      +rudkacka To be fair most arty drivers will target tanks with more HP as it means more damage should a shot hit. Tanks with low HP aren't really worth it as you won't make the cost of your shell back by hitting them.

    • @ElvenMans
      @ElvenMans 9 лет назад +2

      +Fred Wood Most arty, but the Bert has fast reload and low dmg for an arty, and fast aiming time, so he could easily finish anything.

    • @Financmajster
      @Financmajster 9 лет назад

      Fred Wood but while he was selfishly farming DMG and "getting the money worth out of shell" the KV-2 could (i am not saying he did) do 2-3k dmg EASILY and costing them the game

    • @mrjack901
      @mrjack901 9 лет назад +8

      +rudkacka i would like to know, between 4, less or more guys, anyone cant kill a 8 HP KV-2, i mean... I support the Bert Player in this decision really, i am proud to be selfish for DMG Points than Kills, if you team cant kill a 8 HP KV-2, then they deserve to lose.

    • @gaersofwar
      @gaersofwar 9 лет назад

      +rudkacka with reaiming at the su100y, i thing he also missed a rare bombardiers chance on the low HP tog and kv-2 next to eachother..... thats what bugged me most. you don't get those chances a lot with the bert

  • @Rubashow
    @Rubashow 9 лет назад

    I remember the T95 game he is talking about. He also did a video about it. This thing bounces 30k damage and survives. It even gets the "Patrol Duty" medal for scouting 9+ vehicles.

  • @speedlimitviolationspecialist
    @speedlimitviolationspecialist 9 лет назад +5

    Arty replays?
    Who are you and what have you done to the real Jingles?

  • @TheAnimatedJester
    @TheAnimatedJester 9 лет назад

    Jingles, thank you for pointing out the fact that arty games like this only come once in a blue moon and are not nearly as common as people think.

  • @Platinumsniper
    @Platinumsniper 9 лет назад +7

    I love wrecking T57 Heavies in my Arty. Its an OP tank and needs balancing anyways

    • @TheRedKing247
      @TheRedKing247 9 лет назад +5

      +Skystalker I love killing Arty in my medium tank. They are OP vehicles that need removal anyways.

    • @ExplodingBlocks
      @ExplodingBlocks 8 лет назад

      +TornadoATP they said they would nerf arty in the next update. "hello I'm WG CEO and we will be nerfing artillery... by making all aim times of arty 600% worse and giving all arty 6.0 accuracy"

  • @n8bolton
    @n8bolton 9 лет назад

    Yup, that view mod is definitely popular for frequent arty commanders. It makes shooting into cities/towns and over/around hills exponentially more do-able. It's pretty much a necessity, if you want to maximize your potential while driving artillery.

  • @Castdeath
    @Castdeath 9 лет назад +4

    Ohh no, not that game with tanks again.

    • @outfit5103
      @outfit5103 9 лет назад +1

      +Ammar Ashoor YES its the tank game the game of 20%win and 80% of pure tears of pure rage

    • @KyleLi
      @KyleLi 9 лет назад +3

      +jeffrey schreuder Luckily its not as bad as league :3

  • @alexdkoismith
    @alexdkoismith 9 лет назад

    Just came home from an eleven and a half hour shift. But all worth it, Jingles I can always count on you to make me go to bed never feeling worse than all good...

  • @numperpickel
    @numperpickel 9 лет назад +4

    That Bert game was NOT one in a million...1 in 30 maybe...

  • @NinjaMonkeyPrime
    @NinjaMonkeyPrime 9 лет назад

    You had me at "I know that will ruffle some people's feathers but .. nehh .. I don't care .." (0:39)

  • @2K-Tan
    @2K-Tan 8 лет назад +3

    13:09. Top Gear reference!

  • @FredRated1967
    @FredRated1967 7 лет назад +2

    I swear Jingles, hearing you laugh is infectious. 😊

  • @AlexOfMercia
    @AlexOfMercia 9 лет назад +17

    Thank you Jingles for another great video, and It is nice and refreshing to see and arty vid.
    I have been playing WoT now for over two years and have never found arty to be a problem. Well, apart from trying make any decent creds/xp while using them! :p
    Arty hate is so pathetic, which is the main reason I can't watch Quickybaby anymore. I know people will either accuse me of either being a "arty scumbag clicker skycancer etc...." or some other childish insult, but just because you don't think arty is broken and you actually think it adds to the game does not mean you play it. I tried too ages ago, but as Jingles pointed out, It is bloody hard to do well with RNG kicking you in the balls all the time. If you keep being one-shotted by arty......how about you try not to sit in the open and use cover? Hmmmm?
    And because I know this is going to cause a huge reply list of salty arty whine, I will henceforth be ignoring this comment. So byebye all and thanks again Jingles, I look forward to your next vid :)

    • @samuelelliott6498
      @samuelelliott6498 9 лет назад +5

      +Pilz-E the Squirrel pity you ignored this as your one of a few people here who seems to have a brain

    • @bkc1965
      @bkc1965 9 лет назад +6

      +Rod 1984 You are correct Rod, the best defense against getting hit by arty is to sit in the open away from any cover. You are a genius.

    • @SiphonRayzar
      @SiphonRayzar 9 лет назад

      +Rod 1984 Aw yes, the average player strikes again. Please, tell us your secret to surviving Artillery strikes out in the open, I'm sure it will be enlightening.

    • @SiphonRayzar
      @SiphonRayzar 9 лет назад

      ***** If you see artillery on the loading screen, you should already be pre-determining how to move across the map while being exposed as little as possible. If you're in a Light or fast Medium tank, then moving from cover to cover shouldn't be too difficult. Of course, it helps if your team mates work with you, rather than against you, and there will be situations where even if you do everything you can to be arty safe, you'll still get hit. It happens. However, when I see players just sitting in the open, getting hit by artillery, not moving, and then seeing them complaining in chat, I have little sympathy for them, for they didn't take basic steps to defend themselves against the arty. If you're one of those kind of players, then this conversation is over.

    • @SiphonRayzar
      @SiphonRayzar 9 лет назад

      ***** Cover is hard stuff, buildings and rocks, ridges, things like that. Concealment is bushes, things you hide in, where if you have a good camo rating, you can hide in them without being spotted. Trust me, I've been playing WoT for Two years, I know the difference. Anything else to ask? Or is the fact that I know what I'm talking about to much for you.

  • @ZGryphon
    @ZGryphon 6 лет назад

    I feel like that direct-fire shot at 9:14 should have been accompanied by Kirby dots and an appropriately '60s comic-book sound effect, such as *VATOOM!*

  • @Theantininja
    @Theantininja 9 лет назад +3

    Not this Artillery Game again...

    • @ZGryphon
      @ZGryphon 9 лет назад

      +samuelbrowning88 What you did there. I see it. :)

    • @jakesaw3760
      @jakesaw3760 9 лет назад

      +ZGryphon I dont. halp pls.

    • @dial552
      @dial552 9 лет назад

      +samuelbrowning88 Ohoho!

    • @ZGryphon
      @ZGryphon 9 лет назад

      Jake Saw
      Running joke - every time Jingles posts a video lately, someone who's into a different game complains, "Not this tank/boat/plane game again." It may have got to the point now where more people are lampshading it than actually complaining. :)

  • @michaeldavis2040
    @michaeldavis2040 9 лет назад

    I think that jingles is the only person whose able to turn an arty reply into and entertaining reaply😂😂😂

  • @roballen3026
    @roballen3026 9 лет назад +4

    please please please please please please please do more aliens Isolation i'll help pay for your heart medication and laundry bill.

  • @sunxx472
    @sunxx472 9 лет назад

    Some say... Oh you just made me burst into tears Sir Jingles...

  • @alexmansson1250
    @alexmansson1250 9 лет назад +2

    OH OH OH 95 WIEWS! Ive never been this early! Do i get a day off in the salt mines now?

  • @SlipFighter
    @SlipFighter 9 лет назад

    The death and destruction shot picture at the end of this upload is awesome...so awesome that I now have it as my desktop background image :)

  • @NightmareDancer
    @NightmareDancer 9 лет назад +5

    still doesnt matter Arty is still the bain and game ruiner of WoT, and Carriers in WoWS are slowly but surely joining the those ranks lol

    • @NightmareDancer
      @NightmareDancer 9 лет назад

      +Not allowed to pick a name i want, thanks Google yeah i barely get a chance to stear away, even is a fast cruiser, they just drop so close

    • @SiphonRayzar
      @SiphonRayzar 9 лет назад

      +Nightmare Dancer Carriers just need a slight rebalance with the time it takes for Torpedoes to activate once dropped. Aside from that, they're fine. Artillery in WoT, unfortunately, would require a massive re-haul, and needs to be more fun to play, and easier to counter. However, given the way most player are, even if WoT Artillery were to be rebalanced in the way Armored Warfare does Artillery, I'm sure players will still whine and complain anyway, so they might as well leave them be.

    • @theshermantanker7043
      @theshermantanker7043 6 лет назад

      Artillery cannot spot things in overhead like carriers can
      But carriers can have their planes shot down. You can't shot an artillery shell down

  • @CamperAndBamboo
    @CamperAndBamboo 9 лет назад

    Actually when I heard that Jingles is starting the let's say "intro" to the Bert games, I thought for a moment that my replay was it, since I send an FV304 replay which seemed worse to Jingles than this one.

  • @chrisg.2962
    @chrisg.2962 9 лет назад

    When jingles laughs a lot you know its going to be a good video.

  • @TrickiVicBB71
    @TrickiVicBB71 9 лет назад

    I remember that T95 replay. have you seen that video of quickybaby showing an arty player making numerous double kills in the same tank?
    Also, there is one replay that jingles showed. It was either a batchat or elc amx 90 and the guy raced over to the enemy team spotted all of them for quite sometime while at the same the entire enemy were shooting at him and failing horribly. and the light tank died when he took a sand dune too fast.

  • @DBenX
    @DBenX 9 лет назад

    Oh Jingles, it's good to have you back ;)

  • @timndel
    @timndel 9 лет назад

    I absolutely love my Bert! Whenever I get frustrated with team play in my regular tanks (which, let's face it, is very often these days) I just hop into Bert and laugh my hairy beanbag off. Thanks for this replay.

  • @spodula
    @spodula 9 лет назад +1

    Big problem with Bert is that it doesn't turn very well. To quote HHGTG: Looks like a fish, moves like a fish... Steers like a cow..

  • @waynedalton3212
    @waynedalton3212 9 лет назад

    A rare gem Jingles... skill (regardless of what you play) can't be wrong to showcase. The issue is not with players who play arty necessarily (except those who drown themselves), but rather how arty is implemented. I like what I see in Armored Warfare regarding how to implement arty.

  • @MorningNapalm
    @MorningNapalm 4 года назад +1

    Bert is not OP, he is balanced!

  • @ernestchin2524
    @ernestchin2524 9 лет назад

    Jingles, I'll send you all my Bert replays. Almost all of them have me shotgunning people like a boss

  • @marsm9
    @marsm9 9 лет назад

    Thanks for promoting the most broken aspect of the game and why most people who don't play anymore, don't play anymore. Well done!

  • @SuperLusername
    @SuperLusername 9 лет назад

    OOOOOHH was that a jeremy clarckson reference jingles? You're getting better with every vid my friend

  • @FiauraTheTankGirlGamer
    @FiauraTheTankGirlGamer 9 лет назад +1

    Jingles....you're going to make me play the box tank today just to prove that box tanks aren't completely stupid......and then make a video of it as the tier 6 mini-troll cannon.

  • @Cptcool_
    @Cptcool_ 8 лет назад

    At around 21:30 in the chat he says "jousting time" . This is referencing to the first original why you heff to be mad video when the two surviving berts jousted on the beach on serene coast , good times.

  • @kirilivanov7940
    @kirilivanov7940 9 лет назад

    I love watching how with one shot you get 5+ broken modules. Can you check them out when you have a big HE shots with lots of modules/crew screwed up, Jinlges, please?

  • @joenoname9909
    @joenoname9909 5 лет назад

    Check the chat around 10:40 - "Arty zero fu..s given" - now thats what made me peeing off my legs and no Jingles, there is nothing wrong with it, this arty guys doesn't even heard about the term "pushing the boundaries":)

  • @tingis_pingis
    @tingis_pingis 9 лет назад +2

    I don't think writing a comment is gonna solve any issues with artillery, but I guess I will try to spread some awareness.
    Before I get started, I am in the top 99.99% of players who play this game, or in other words a unicum player, who is also in a very good clan. I am NOT saying that to toot my horn and say I am better than everyone else because believe me, I hate it when others do that as well. I am saying that for whoever reading this to try and look on and understand a perspective you may not have heard before.
    Why do people hate artillery? There are numerous answers to that question. One is the type of gameplay it provides. Wargaming claims artillery promotes dynamic gameplay and reduces camping and is the reason it is still in the game. I think we all know that is a silly excuse because it is simply not true. If there were no arty, it would be easier to push flanks and move around the open map. Instead people are afraid of being one shot by a death cannon so they hide in the nearest bush next to their base. It is not fair for someone sitting at the back of the map to be able to rain death from above with the potential to one shot you for all of your hitpoints *without the ability to fire back*. I mean what kind of mechanic is that? Having specific "tank" lines where you are able throw any type of skill you may have out the window and leave it to a number generator? The entire thing just doesn't make sense and it makes a lot of people want to quit the game because they are not having fun. Also with the introduction of XVM, becoming good at World of Tanks is now a bad thing. Many artillery players install XVM so they know who the good players are in order to target them. I understand the logic behind getting good players out of the game, but it really does get old, I know from first hand experience. And before anyone can say "oh you need to move more and stop camping and they won't shoot you," or "they aren't targeting you, you just happened to be in the wrong spot at the wrong time..." no. Just no. I can recall countless times in a single gaming session where arty players even say in chat along the lines of; "Oh look a unicum! Watch your head Mr. Purple!" It is really just sickening and drives people away from the game. Players should not be punished for improving at the game.
    So in short, players don't like artillery because there is little to no skill involved relative to the other tanks in having a number generator determine whether you are going to hit a tank and kill it, or just splash it for a few hundred hitpoints instead. Good players especially despise it because they feel punished when they cannot do anything but hide behind a rock the entire match because of being targeted, or "XVM sniped." And in the end, it does not promote dynamic gameplay, it coaches players to hide more often in fear of their tank being absolutely crippled if not destroyed.
    How do we fix the issue? Well I think Armored Warfare (Obsidian Ent.) have done a brilliant job of implementing their artillery. Having a mind game of artillery vs. artillery brings a whole new gameplay element which I can see very enjoyable.
    It is not so much that artillery is overpowered, because the SPG's themselves are balanced (not the damage potential though ;), I recognize that. However it is a broken mechanic that does not do what it is advertised and if Wargaming wants to keep a long lasting healthy player base, they should probably work on fixing it, especially with other games coming out that are similar in gameplay.
    -tanksniperino

  • @Lemuron01
    @Lemuron01 9 лет назад

    I suspect from all the arty footage lately that Jingles secretly loves arty.

  • @Panzercommander121
    @Panzercommander121 9 лет назад +1

    Jingles, my name is Jacob Hodgson. I found out today that my cousin Sam Armstrong had killed himself. I was wondering if it might be possible for you to say a few words in a video to honour him. I myself am a bit confused and not sure what to do, but I thought this might be a good way to honour his memory. I hope anyone reading this does not suffer the same loss as me.

  • @Zeknif1
    @Zeknif1 9 лет назад

    I got a replay in my T92 in which an M44 (Yes, the tier VI American Arty) fired 18 shots, did damage with 6... and scored 3,389 damage.
    It is worth noting that he got the killing shot on the enemy E-100... from the front.
    That 240 Pen HEAT shell is absurdly OP... especially on something with the traverse arc of an M55, the RoF of a KV-2 and the mobility of a medium. But it is expensive as hell running that thing on HEAT spam.

  • @MotneNielsen
    @MotneNielsen 9 лет назад

    I just love this man..everyone should have a " The Mighty Jingles" at home (c:)

  • @matthewsykes4814
    @matthewsykes4814 9 лет назад

    Haven't got a Luchs yet but close, got the 1C and had a blast scouting around like a headless chicken, didn't survive but managed lots of damage and chaos, great fun

  • @viktorvaughn9811
    @viktorvaughn9811 9 лет назад

    Haha, your introduction of "Bert the Avenger" sounds like one of Top Gear's Stig introductions

  • @Werevixen
    @Werevixen 9 лет назад

    Dear Jingles, instead of a storm trooper costume you should consider an Anakin/Darth Vader costume, because clearly you have fallen to the Dark Side.

  • @bkc1965
    @bkc1965 9 лет назад

    Nice to see some arty videos here. Thanks for sharing Jingles.

  • @JKC40
    @JKC40 9 лет назад

    Loved the Stig-esque intro for Bert.

  • @quantumlolliepop5472
    @quantumlolliepop5472 9 лет назад

    2 arty replays in one video? Wait a second, I need some privacy.

  • @terraspent
    @terraspent 9 лет назад

    jingles, that post code joke made me spit my tea :)

  • @Pikilloification
    @Pikilloification 9 лет назад +1

    Just throw 2k alpha nukes around the map.
    Don't even need to hit the poor bastard to shave off half their hitpoints.
    GG, arty much skill.

  • @kaymurakami3320
    @kaymurakami3320 9 лет назад

    Low tier arty is so weird, it's literally hit or miss. My Grille did 700 damage to the front of a Churchill III, but when I miss by anything over 3 meters it does 0 damage...With the gun arc of the Grille it's a massive pain.

  • @arrietty3410
    @arrietty3410 9 лет назад

    I just waited until all the guys started yelling out "wow I'm here early" "yay I'm the 136th person" and all that all from the start very funny to watch this kinda stuff happen LOL

  • @Mau4ever2
    @Mau4ever2 9 лет назад

    Bert "was" not the first unique Arty in Wot -> The French Tier 4 or 5 (Cant find the full ingame name) that was replaced by the AMX13 105 AM Mle.50 and AMX105 AM Mle.47 - That was a really little soulfull Tank with alot of passion (And a great gun). The Hummel has a fanbase as well.

  • @MalakianM2S
    @MalakianM2S 9 лет назад

    The main thing about the T95 is when it was released there not was so many youtubers and twitchers out there and the weak spots were not so known and obvious like there are now, add the power creep effect ofc, so people just didn't know where to shoot. I remember the first week t95 week and it was a nightmare.

  • @michaela3441
    @michaela3441 9 лет назад

    It's when you realize that the ConquerGC doesn't even have the biggest gun in the game. That honor goes to the T92.

  • @Pxrfect_Blue
    @Pxrfect_Blue 9 лет назад

    A challenge for Jingles: make an arty video which doesn't inculde you saying "Artillery is boring" In any way or shape.

  • @arjentromp12
    @arjentromp12 9 лет назад

    nice top gear reference you got there, you should do that more often when introducing tanks.

  • @beefstew6512
    @beefstew6512 9 лет назад

    The FV304 is such a OP tank in the way that it can perma-track you and you have ZERO chance to escape if you don't have a repair kit or full repair crew .

  • @thegreatq-tip594
    @thegreatq-tip594 9 лет назад

    M3 Lee part made me crack up. Well said, that man!

  • @adaseth
    @adaseth 8 лет назад +1

    Funny because Bishop and FV have the same gun, so it's player skill.

    • @ExplodingBlocks
      @ExplodingBlocks 8 лет назад +1

      +ad set the bishop can barely aim its gun up when I had that tank I had to angle it on a hill to hit anything. the FV304s gun has a short range because of its gun arc but the bishop has a really good gun range but it just has no elevation hope this helped

  • @petrameyer1121
    @petrameyer1121 9 лет назад

    Ah come one Jingles I send you my best Arty game from WOTreplays. "the arty that was not afraid"

  • @roondarmurnig338
    @roondarmurnig338 9 лет назад

    In my experience playing the FV304, it can't perma-track heavies anymore, since the most recent nerf to it. The rate of fire just isn't good enough anymore, which is exactly the purpose of that nerf, so good job War Gaming. Speaking of good jobs, looks like Google broke the RUclips comment account tagging "+" thingy. -_-

  • @sgtspaghetti7766
    @sgtspaghetti7766 9 лет назад

    The Mighty Jingles, im happy that you enjoyed your holiday from thoughs mad people who dislike your videos, and who post stupid comments on your videos.

  • @CarsonJones1011
    @CarsonJones1011 9 лет назад +1

    Jingles: ITS A BERT!!! Surely it's gonna be an epic win.
    *Tog II gets spotted and Bert is aiming at him*
    Jingles: NOOO DONT DO IT! KV-2 PLEASE TAKE THE SHOTS!!!
    *Tog II loses 90% of its hitpoints*
    Jingles: oh you scumbag Bert.

  • @carlsmagicbicep9736
    @carlsmagicbicep9736 9 лет назад

    That M44 that bert shotgunned, Jasked from Royal, I've played with him on the North American server... Just saying. 😉 anyway well done Paul, you are an amazing RUclipsr and again another mostly successful video. Well done

  • @ItsMatra
    @ItsMatra 9 лет назад

    "This game is based on dice rolls"
    Well that's not true, there are no dice attached to my computer...

  • @sirfrydryk360
    @sirfrydryk360 9 лет назад

    light tank drivers? I too went and rebought Bert, and until my new crew hit 100 % they sucked!
    But now things are much better and I have some very good games. Not quite this good but close.
    Thank you Jingles.

  • @AjoGarang
    @AjoGarang 9 лет назад

    God...Jingles,you should be the secretary-general of UN instead of those Ban Ki Moon. Your laugh can brings peace to the world.

  • @ciddax754
    @ciddax754 9 лет назад

    That introdutction of the FV304 sound soooo much like top gear. I bet the crew of bert wear all white racing overalls and helmets.