Keith Lard - Phoenix Nights

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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

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  • @jondrizzle4554
    @jondrizzle4554 7 месяцев назад +24

    " Ever smelt burning flesh son ?"
    Casually.......yea
    😂😂😂

    • @iitzfizz
      @iitzfizz 6 месяцев назад

      understandable, good day...

  • @Tigerwoods663
    @Tigerwoods663 3 месяца назад +12

    You can go years without watching phoenix nights pick it up again and still laugh. Genius !!!

  • @Daz1024
    @Daz1024 8 месяцев назад +6

    It's been about 5 years since last watched and it's just gold all over again. Amazing delivery and mannerisms.

  • @willprocter7546
    @willprocter7546 10 месяцев назад +42

    Its the giggling you can hear throughout. Fucking unreal comedy

  • @Jones-xx2gc
    @Jones-xx2gc Год назад +46

    The way this was filmed was so natural, you could totally believe it was a documentary not fiction. Shame the series is not repeated on TV.

  • @willbaker6532
    @willbaker6532 Год назад +55

    The fact that by complete coicidence there was a fire safety inspector called keith lard in real life who owned multiple dogs who compained after this aired is even more hilarious

    • @LennyCole96
      @LennyCole96 10 месяцев назад

      He made a bit of money from it as well

    • @jensonisntfunny
      @jensonisntfunny 10 месяцев назад +1

      Wasn’t he from Bolton too which is where the show is set?

    • @JagerLange
      @JagerLange 10 месяцев назад +10

      "Coincidence"

    • @willbaker6532
      @willbaker6532 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@JagerLange apparently Pete rlegitametly didn't know and had based the character on a female bar safety inspector he'd seen while they were researching clubs

    • @JagerLange
      @JagerLange 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@willbaker6532 Aye I've read about that - but it seems too close to be true, no? Somewhere else said that Keith Laird was known in the circuit (not for dogs, maybe, I dunno, but enough of a "character" to be remarked upon) and it must have been related. Who knows.

  • @Rustythesuperdehero
    @Rustythesuperdehero 10 месяцев назад +12

    To my surprise makes me laugh every single time! That whole disco inferno bit is my favourite joke in the whole of phoenix nights 😂😂

  • @antster1983
    @antster1983 Год назад +40

    1:18 My favourite bit. "Is he drawin' a dog?"

  • @LordMarps
    @LordMarps 4 месяца назад +5

    Ted Robbins teed this whole scene up so well. Having him play Den Perry was a masterstroke

  • @purpleglitterladette
    @purpleglitterladette Год назад +12

    I wish they'd bring this back for a third season

  • @ChrisManley1994
    @ChrisManley1994 3 месяца назад +6

    “I’d like to how UNLEASH our guest speaker today Mr Keith Lard.” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @antster1983
    @antster1983 Год назад +20

    A final dog joke from Den Perry...
    "I'd watch yourself down there if I were you, Keith - dog rough."

    • @jeremysmith54565
      @jeremysmith54565 Год назад +2

      He'd now since least 2004 potentially be breaking the law:
      "As per the Fire and Rescue Services Act 2004, it is an offence for a person to make a false or hoax fire alarm to any fire and rescue service. The maximum penalty for this offence is up to 51 weeks imprisonment, a fine of £2,500 or both. Like the offence of wasting police time, a fixed penalty notice of £90 may also be issued for this offence."
      In That Peter Kay Thing series he did lol.

  • @scooby1992
    @scooby1992 Год назад +24

    I dont know how Peter managed to keep a straight face during this .

    • @josiewallace7968
      @josiewallace7968 11 месяцев назад +1

      You know what my biggest fear is?

    • @scooby1992
      @scooby1992 11 месяцев назад

      @@josiewallace7968 RABIES

    • @lisagillam5785
      @lisagillam5785 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@josiewallace7968Rabies?

  • @ScottishBackgrounds
    @ScottishBackgrounds Год назад +8

    Burn baby burn came on to the radio today and made me come back to this clip... 😂

    • @andrewmyers9982
      @andrewmyers9982 6 месяцев назад

      I have Magic Soul on in the car and they play it quite often - I always laugh out loud.🤣

  • @laszlopunaflex6625
    @laszlopunaflex6625 2 месяца назад

    "You wanna try getting an Alsatian to testify"
    Brilliant. Been a fair few years since I've watched Phoenix Nights.

  • @aidanlynn
    @aidanlynn Год назад +15

    “another child orphaned”.

  • @dazzp2
    @dazzp2 Год назад +18

    Having a Bad day , this cures it
    Peter Kay and Dave Spikey at their best

    • @antster1983
      @antster1983 Год назад +5

      Nice to see Dave Spikey get some appreciation. Saw one of his stand-up shows in Salford in 2005, it was hilarious. Even did his encore as Jerry St. Clair.

    • @dazzp2
      @dazzp2 Год назад +2

      @@antster1983 Totally agree, Dave is a multi talented guy , moreso than people realise , he was very much the other "Architect" in That PK Thing and PN , loved to have seen much more post PHEONIX of Dave

    • @antster1983
      @antster1983 Год назад +1

      @@dazzp2 Thought he was ill suited as a team captain on 8 Out of 10 Cats though. His replacement, Jason Manford (and his replacement in turn, Jon Richardson), would be a better fit on a quick fire comedy panel game.

    • @dazzp2
      @dazzp2 Год назад

      @@antster1983 Maybe , but it would for what little I saw of that it's like Taking Reece Shearmsmith outta the League of Gents and replacing him with "top of my head" Vic Reeves of the day with Pemberton and Gatis

  • @capodastaro
    @capodastaro Год назад +31

    Rabies? Classic

  • @ivorharden
    @ivorharden Год назад +10

    When he reads out the disco inferno lyrics 😂

    • @andrewmyers9982
      @andrewmyers9982 6 месяцев назад +1

      One of the funniest pieces of comedy I have ever seen. You can just imagine his friend in America sending this over for a wind up knowing that Lard is so po-faced. I get the giggles every time I hear that song now.

  • @njp9554
    @njp9554 Год назад +30

    Laugh or burn son take ya pick 😂

    • @antster1983
      @antster1983 Год назад +11

      "Put water on a chip pan fire - woof, the whole house goes up."
      "What and the whole house goes up?"
      "Woof."

    • @paulwilliams2593
      @paulwilliams2593 Год назад +4

      Life

  • @ashleynolan8926
    @ashleynolan8926 Год назад +14

    You Try and get an alsation to testify 😂

  • @Hacienda_27
    @Hacienda_27 2 месяца назад +1

    "This is Veronica"
    "Bit of A dog"

  • @paulwilliams2593
    @paulwilliams2593 Год назад +8

    You ever smelt burning flesh son

    • @josiewallace7968
      @josiewallace7968 11 месяцев назад +2

      Keith Lard and Clinton Baptiste in the same episode, fkn brilliant 😂😂

    • @Hacienda_27
      @Hacienda_27 2 месяца назад

      Yeah

  • @stratpluslover8391
    @stratpluslover8391 Год назад +17

    Would you care to take the lead keith ha ha

    • @antster1983
      @antster1983 Год назад +9

      "His bark's worse than his bite."

    • @jameseyk1
      @jameseyk1 Год назад +8

      The one before "I'd like to unleash our guest speaker" 😅

    • @josiewallace7968
      @josiewallace7968 11 месяцев назад +3

      Is he drawing a dog 😂😂😂

  • @CJAFCN5
    @CJAFCN5 Год назад +5

    Interfering with dogs 🤣🤣 miss these days nothing like it now

  • @yamabushi170
    @yamabushi170 Месяц назад

    "Do you know what my biggest fear is?"
    "rabies? " 💀

  • @ConnorWilson2891
    @ConnorWilson2891 8 месяцев назад +3

    He is drawing a dog 😂😂😂

  • @Hacienda_27
    @Hacienda_27 2 месяца назад +1

    Ted Robbins just topped this show off

  • @Citrusblue1
    @Citrusblue1 7 месяцев назад +1

    You wanna try getting an alsatian to testify 😂😂

  • @Thebronx2264
    @Thebronx2264 Год назад +3

    Absolute genius

  • @justintoop947
    @justintoop947 5 месяцев назад +1

    is it thru that there was actually a Keith Lard in the local fire brigade and Peter Kay felt compelled to donate money seeing as they did what they did on the show ?

  • @michelles2299
    @michelles2299 2 месяца назад

    RMI club horwich salsafix those were the days

  • @MORRI_99
    @MORRI_99 Год назад +3

    1:03 😂😂😂

  • @fultonmersey
    @fultonmersey Год назад +2

    2:42 - 2:46 😂😂😂

  • @Besty66
    @Besty66 Год назад +5

    Peter Kay ... the custard cream of comedy! 👍

  • @claireabow2009
    @claireabow2009 Год назад +4

    1:49

    • @ketchup2147
      @ketchup2147 Год назад +2

      Laugh or burn take your pick

  • @johnk7668
    @johnk7668 Год назад

    2:42 another child orphaned 😂

  • @paddymcp90
    @paddymcp90 6 месяцев назад

    Oh no

  • @paddymcp90
    @paddymcp90 6 месяцев назад

    Wtf 😊

  • @paddymcp90
    @paddymcp90 6 месяцев назад

    wtf

  • @paddymcp90
    @paddymcp90 6 месяцев назад

    Bs try f

  • @rich00cap
    @rich00cap 3 дня назад

    "You know what my biggest fear is?"
    "Rabies?"😂😂😂😂