@@CrimsonBladezz It's really sad how he's at that age where he should be settled down with a family and he's barely made it past working at fast food level still
Dale has selective victimhood; *Is winning* "Bro doesn't even deserve to play me" *Is winning, but barely* "Bro he is so damn nervous" *Is losing, but barely* "Just a mashing ass character" *Is losing* "Bro he's out here thinking it's evo" *Is losing, badly* "Bruh I'm not even using 0.1%"
@@mystermothman3092 😂 That’s Dale’s playbook to a T! The dude’s got selective victimhood on lock: Is winning? "Bro doesn’t even deserve to play me." Acting like he’s on another tier the moment he’s ahead. Is winning, but barely? "Bro, he’s so damn nervous." He’s gotta downplay the opponent’s skills to inflate his ego, even when it’s a close match. Is losing, but barely? "Just a mashing ass character." Because clearly, it can’t be Dale’s fault-mashers everywhere! Is losing? "Bro, he’s out here thinking it’s EVO." Like someone putting in effort is somehow an insult to him. Is losing badly? "Bruh, I’m not even using 0.1%." The classic “I wasn’t even trying” cope when he’s getting demolished. Dale’s whole mindset is a masterclass in deflection and excuses! 😂
Bro calls a player trash for apparently just mashing buttons, but then calls someone an evo player when they are actually playing well and kicking his ass. What the fuck does this idiot want?
😂 LowTierGoku out here catching a simple ki blast from Vegeta and immediately crying “stream sniper!” Like, bro, it’s just a regular attack! Dale would probably accuse Vegeta of watching his every move, as if the Prince of All Saiyans has nothing better to do than troll Dale’s matches. Man’s so paranoid, he can’t even handle a basic ki blast without thinking the universe is conspiring against him. In Dale’s world, even the Z Fighters are out here trying to stream snipe! 😂
@@jettythesunfish 😂 The irony is off the charts! Dale out here calling someone “sad” for customizing their character in Tekken 8, meanwhile, he’s got Miguel looking like Ronald McDonald on a bad day! Man’s out here rocking clown fits but somehow thinks he’s above everyone else. He’ll roast someone for their drip, but then turn around and have his character looking like they walked straight out of a fast-food fever dream. Dale’s out here projecting, both in-game and in life-total Roganomics fashion! 😂
@@TheJericho1123 😂 Exactly! Every day is like Dale’s personal EVO, but instead of making it to top 8, he’s stuck getting clapped in the early rounds and rage quitting before he can even see the results screen. Man treats every loss like it's a world championship match, and yet he’s constantly taking L's. His version of EVO is just a never-ending loop of excuses, salt, and quitting mid-game. For Dale, every day is a new tournament of L’s, and he’s the undisputed champ of going nowhere! 😂
@@2BagSam 😂 Super Saiyan Rog in full effect! Dale’s out here going even further beyond with the salt and rage, screaming like he’s powering up for the ultimate meltdown! You can just hear the “AHHHHHHHH!!!” as he loses yet another match, charging up his next rage quit like it’s his final form. Every time he levels up the salt, it’s like watching a Dragon Ball Z transformation-but instead of power, he’s just unlocking new heights of excuses. Dale’s hitting that Super Rog level, and it’s pure chaos! 😂
The need to dominate another man at some kind of competition is LTG's addiction. He's a gambler. Fighting games is a game of guessing what your opponent is doing and countering them. LTG is addicted to that syrup.
@@PrecursorYang 😂 Bro, you hit the nail on the head! Dale’s got this deep need to dominate other dudes in competition, but it’s like watching a gambler who keeps betting big and losing every time. He’s addicted to the high of trying to outguess and outplay his opponents, but the problem is, he’s not even good at reading people! Fighting games are all about adapting, but Dale’s out here stuck in a cycle of guesswork and rage quits. The man is hooked on that competitive syrup, but instead of wins, he just keeps pouring himself a tall glass of L’s. Dale's trying to feed that addiction, but all he's getting is salt! 😂
@flexyfalcon That's what I'm saying. It's a different type of gambling. Men get high from beating other men. It's a game of guessing and outmaneuvering your opponent. If you ever played an online game that involved another person and you lose, you get mad. You chill out for a while and go back playing. It's a gambler's addiction. Chasing that next high.
@@flexyfalcon It's like playing poker. You read your opponent and try to guess what they are going to do. If you read wrong you get punished. Video games is Dale's gamblers paradise.
When the Grand Canyon arc is here all you going to hear about is an African American 6'5, peanut butter complexion, mentally untouchable 40-year-old jumping off the edge of the Grand Canyon body identified as Dale Emanuel Wilson
12:3712:4112:4412:4612:5312:5712:5913:0213:1213:1413:15 Says the one who plays with Marisa, Falke, Rose, Poison, Kimberly, Lily, Zafina, Black Orchid, and Azucena, makes a sexual joke about Clementine and Sarah, simps over the bottoms of every female Overwatch character, and sings for Karin during her Street Fighter 5 trailer.
His daughter is better off without him, ain't no way she will live a happy life (and her mom for that matter) with a father that can, and probably will, draw a gun at her at some point in time. So no, he shouldn't be with his daughter, who he despises and disses every chance he gets.
@@vinn_aleixo well, he's already talking about crushing gems with his thanos glove, sodomizing people with saturn sticks and god creating people for him to ban so he might as well start talking about dimensional merges and being the son of god
Dale Wilson is such a rog that he robbed my house in the dark of night and all you could see was floating crooked teeth. The cops took fingerprints but all the found was crispy charcoal dust.
@@aymen_b1267 😂 Absolutely! MK1 needs a rage quit punishment system specifically for players like Dale! Imagine if the game forced him to sit there and watch his character get bodied after a rage quit, with no option to leave or disconnect. He’d have to take the L in full, while the opponent finishes the beatdown. It would be the ultimate salt generator! Dale would be trapped in his own personal nightmare, watching himself get manhandled without being able to rage quit his way out. That’d be next-level karma for all his speed-dial quits! 😂
@@StepOnMeLiliana 😂 For real! Dale’s got that exit match button on speed dial! The second he senses that L coming, it’s like his fingers are already hovering over the "quit game" button, ready to escape before the KO screen even hits. Man doesn’t even give the match a chance to end-he’s out faster than his health bar drops! You could blink and miss it, but trust, Dale’s already in the main menu rage quitting his way through another stream. Lil bro's practically mastered the art of the instant exit! 😂
@@scamchan 😂 ROG logic at its finest! Dale out here eating cereal with water like it’s the next big thing, and on top of that, leaving his piss bottle on standby like it’s a backup drink. Man’s living life on hard mode by choice! You know things are rough when you’ve downgraded your breakfast and your hydration options. Dale out here flexing with excuses, but deep down, it’s just cereal, water, and questionable bottles. Classic Roganomics-always cutting corners in the wildest ways! 😂
@@Limitedneurons 😂 Oh, for sure! That Scorpion was on point, and the fact that he busted out the Cyrax chip tech just proves it. Dale’s over here trying to downplay it, probably calling the guy a "mashing ass player" or some nonsense, but that Scorpion was pulling off legit strategies. Man’s so busy making excuses, he doesn’t even realize he’s getting outplayed by someone who knows the ins and outs of the game. Meanwhile, Dale’s still out here trying to spam the same tired moves and getting cooked. That Scorpion definitely knew what was up! 😂
@@jdizzle1779 😂 Exactly! According to Dale’s Roganomics Rulebook, if you beat him, it’s because you broke one of the following sacred rules: Don’t be nervous (but if you win, you're still trash). Don’t press buttons (because only Dale is allowed to mash). Don’t be unpredictable (because that means you’re "spamming"). Don’t take it seriously (unless it’s Dale, then it’s EVO-level). Don’t use your super (unless Dale uses his, of course). Basically, just stand there and let him win, or be ready for a rage-filled meltdown about how you're the problem. Dale’s got the most backward playbook in gaming! 😂
@@Dr.Robusted Facts! Dale's out here getting clapped every time he streams, but the real KO is the fact that he should be spending that energy on his daughter, not catching L’s in fighting games. 😂 Man needs to hit pause on the rage quits and hit play on his responsibilities. Priorities, Dale! The games will still be there, but the time with your kid? That’s slipping away faster than your health bar. Time to level up in real life instead of just spamming projectiles on screen! 😂
@@warpoon 😂 Rog Instinct-Dale’s ultimate transformation! Forget Ultra Instinct, Dale’s out here unlocking Rog Instinct, where every excuse, rage quit, and stream sniper accusation flows effortlessly. His reflexes would be off the charts, not for dodging punches, but for hitting that “leave match” button with frame-perfect precision. In Rog Instinct, he reaches peak salt levels, able to blame lag, broken characters, and opponents all at once. It’s the final form of Roganomics, where L’s are never accepted, only deflected! 😂
@@PhilsTwoBurgers 😂 Bruh, Dale out here going full Rogrilla mode with the “Ooh Ooh Ahh Ahh” vibes! Every rage quit and meltdown just brings out more of that primal salt, like he’s ready to start swinging at his own monitor. It’s like watching evolution in reverse-man’s out here regressing into his own Rog version of a meltdown every time he catches an L. Dale’s practically creating his own Roganomics jungle with all these tantrums! 😂
ROG going to be in the hospital on his last breath wondering why he's in there alone. THIS is why Dale, the way you are. Even the daughter he doesn't claim won't be there
@@AdiCool88 😂 It truly is a spectacle watching a ROG in its natural habitat, especially during peak ROG rage season! The salt is overflowing, excuses are flying, and rage quits are executed with precision. It’s like observing a rare species, with each meltdown more dramatic than the last. You can practically see the steam rising as the ROG flails in frustration, blaming everything from lag to stream snipers. Grab your binoculars and settle in, because the Roganomics wildlife documentary never disappoints! 🔭😂
@@flarestriker2005 😂 100%! Dale would be the only person in a zombie apocalypse getting bitten and immediately blaming a stream sniper. "Bruh, they must’ve watched my stream to know where I was hiding!" Meanwhile, everyone else is fighting for survival, and Dale’s out here dodging accountability in a zombie movie. He’d probably rage quit the apocalypse too, blaming lag when the undead pulls off a quick bite. No matter the scenario, Dale’s always got that Roganomics excuse locked and loaded! 😂
@@Deadman1000 😂 Right?! Dale’s out here getting bodied in real-time, mumbling under his breath like he’s trying to explain away the L to himself. Every little grunt, sigh, and half-whispered excuse is pure comedy. You can just feel the salt building with each hit he takes, and the more he gets handled, the more he mumbles-like he’s convincing himself that it’s not really happening. It’s that quiet, defeated mumble that lets you know the rage quit is just seconds away! 😂
"Yeah you gotta go to Wal-Mart tomorrow" - LTG What does their financial position gotta do with their skill? Even DMX knew you don't hate on a man for his finances, that's not who they are as a person. Especially since LTG is a 100k in the hole, weird that he of all people has that take. It was just like BrolyLegs (RIP). Dale hated on him for things he couldn't control. And I know why that is. Because Dale is a healthy man who got lucky, but anything that's the result of his own decisions (Grooming Alaina, Shitting in the Shower, Pissing in Jugs, Not seeing his Daughter) he fucks up. And yet we lose BrolyLegs and keep Dale. Life aint fair brothers.
@@Stogiegng 😂 It’s the ultimate Dale move! He’ll talk all that smack, claiming someone “doesn’t know what they’re doing,” only to get absolutely scrapped moments later. Like bro, if they don’t know what they’re doing, what does that say about you? 🤣 It’s always the loudest talk right before the biggest L. The funniest part is how he tries to backpedal with excuses after getting cooked-classic Dale logic, flex first, get bodied second! 😂
@@flexyfalcon at this point I think bro be doing this on purpose for the entertainment and shyt he doing a good job in that aspect , I be laughing like a mf Everytime he get cooked 🤣🤣
So essentially, anybody who beats him is either a stream sniper or is a bad player that doesn't know wat they're doing. Anything other than, idk, HITTING THE LAB and trying to get better at the game.
@@blove88 😂 Exactly! In Dale’s world, if you beat him, it’s never because you’re actually good-it’s because you’re either a stream sniper or a bad player who “doesn’t know what they’re doing.” Man will literally blame anything and everything except, you know, his own skill level. Instead of hitting the lab and putting in work to get better, he’s too busy creating excuses and deflecting. Dale could be improving, but nah, the Roganomics handbook says it’s always someone else’s fault! 😂
You know who I see more and more, the older Dale gets? That old bust-eyed mf Stephen from Django Unchained. You _know_ he'd slither around a plantation master sellin his kin out.
saw him a couple days ago at a red light. i told him i was a fan and he got super happy, then i said i love all his highlight videos and why he doesnt acknowledge his daughter and he got super pissed and ignored me.
If it makes LoserTG or his cronies happy, I do watch his clips on YT and thoroughly enjoy giving him nothing. You clippers and restreamers are the true heroes
I remember about two years ago on stream I asked about his cat and he was so chill back then but now I’m just wondering where did it go wrong for unc? Surprised I didn’t get banned for asking
@@RuthiePink it had to do with something about taking his cat to the vet and I just asked for an update on him and unc was chill about it. Just a smile and nothing else
He's just mad he has no family and can't get a plate anymore. I know dude got an empty ass fridge. He just seems like the type with absolutely nothing in his fridge.
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AND THIS.. IS TO ROG EVEN FURTHER BEYOND!
Great Rog Vegetdale
He even yells "EVERYYYYYY NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIGHT !!!!!" during the power up, clearly the best episode in the Buu Saga
@@Ron_Jambo_ Duuuuu Saga
TO ROGFINITY AND BEYOND!
LMAO 😂
Its crazy how LTG spent 20 YEARS raging at video games. He made it into an art form. He's half way there to retirement. Salt will be his pension.
Retirement from what? Being a bum?
truly. he made an empire out of being pathetic. it's impressive
No retirement for him he will be streaming till he’s 70
@@CrimsonBladezz It's really sad how he's at that age where he should be settled down with a family and he's barely made it past working at fast food level still
Um have you made any money while shitting in the shower? 🤨
Dale has selective victimhood;
*Is winning* "Bro doesn't even deserve to play me"
*Is winning, but barely* "Bro he is so damn nervous"
*Is losing, but barely* "Just a mashing ass character"
*Is losing* "Bro he's out here thinking it's evo"
*Is losing, badly* "Bruh I'm not even using 0.1%"
Opponent moves “stream sniper”
@@mystermothman3092 😂 That’s Dale’s playbook to a T! The dude’s got selective victimhood on lock:
Is winning? "Bro doesn’t even deserve to play me." Acting like he’s on another tier the moment he’s ahead.
Is winning, but barely? "Bro, he’s so damn nervous." He’s gotta downplay the opponent’s skills to inflate his ego, even when it’s a close match.
Is losing, but barely? "Just a mashing ass character." Because clearly, it can’t be Dale’s fault-mashers everywhere!
Is losing? "Bro, he’s out here thinking it’s EVO." Like someone putting in effort is somehow an insult to him.
Is losing badly? "Bruh, I’m not even using 0.1%." The classic “I wasn’t even trying” cope when he’s getting demolished.
Dale’s whole mindset is a masterclass in deflection and excuses! 😂
Bro calls a player trash for apparently just mashing buttons, but then calls someone an evo player when they are actually playing well and kicking his ass. What the fuck does this idiot want?
@@flexyfalcon Ok now we know this is gpt-
*Vegeta throws a ki blast*
LowTierGoku : it's a stream sniper
😂 LowTierGoku out here catching a simple ki blast from Vegeta and immediately crying “stream sniper!” Like, bro, it’s just a regular attack! Dale would probably accuse Vegeta of watching his every move, as if the Prince of All Saiyans has nothing better to do than troll Dale’s matches. Man’s so paranoid, he can’t even handle a basic ki blast without thinking the universe is conspiring against him. In Dale’s world, even the Z Fighters are out here trying to stream snipe! 😂
stop disrespecting goku like that you cuckhold
@@flexyfalconDon't you get tired of typing autistic essays in every comment section.
@RancorousSeayou throw ki blasts to interrupt attacks and combo extend …..
@@Zapmannn I think they were making a Lonely’s Archives reference.
Dale: *Calls a player "sad" for dressing up their character in Tekken 8*
Also Dale: *makes Miguel look like fucking Ronald McDonald in Tekken 7*
@@jettythesunfish 😂 The irony is off the charts! Dale out here calling someone “sad” for customizing their character in Tekken 8, meanwhile, he’s got Miguel looking like Ronald McDonald on a bad day! Man’s out here rocking clown fits but somehow thinks he’s above everyone else. He’ll roast someone for their drip, but then turn around and have his character looking like they walked straight out of a fast-food fever dream. Dale’s out here projecting, both in-game and in life-total Roganomics fashion! 😂
Another summer ant rog worried about a man who makes 20k a month. Get off this man's chocolate stick.
"You're sad for dressing up your character"
- Dresses up Victor like Albert Fucking Wesker
@@IdontreadRUclipsReplies 20k pesos?
@@IdontreadRUclipsReplies 20k Zimbabwean dollars?
And this... is to leave... my daughter behind **echoing blanka sf2 sound effect**
The Blanka SF2 sound effects suits him perfectly with his constant ROG outs. 🤣
LMAO
it's evo for him too, he loses all the time and makes it nowhere, every day is dale`s own evo.
@@TheJericho1123 😂 Exactly! Every day is like Dale’s personal EVO, but instead of making it to top 8, he’s stuck getting clapped in the early rounds and rage quitting before he can even see the results screen. Man treats every loss like it's a world championship match, and yet he’s constantly taking L's. His version of EVO is just a never-ending loop of excuses, salt, and quitting mid-game. For Dale, every day is a new tournament of L’s, and he’s the undisputed champ of going nowhere! 😂
It's more like grudge match/money match to him
And he'll still never wash the taste of Viscant out of his mouth
Dayum bro, that's like a cosmic level burn.
Isn't Dale still banned from Evo?
"Sorry mom i'll clean the dishes later. Red dale dropped another banger"
11:59pm LTG: Wanna die early as a black? involve yourself in violence
0:00am LTG: Pull UP AND CATCH THE FADE! 😡🤬
"That's not a rog impression, this is a rog impression" - LTG, doing an exact impression of himself
Rofl
This form of ROG is to go even further beyond... AHHHHHHHHH!!!
@@2BagSam 😂 Super Saiyan Rog in full effect! Dale’s out here going even further beyond with the salt and rage, screaming like he’s powering up for the ultimate meltdown! You can just hear the “AHHHHHHHH!!!” as he loses yet another match, charging up his next rage quit like it’s his final form. Every time he levels up the salt, it’s like watching a Dragon Ball Z transformation-but instead of power, he’s just unlocking new heights of excuses. Dale’s hitting that Super Rog level, and it’s pure chaos! 😂
@@flexyfalconthe first joke was funny but you're writing fanfiction😬
@@dwlirious1 Fanfiction? Please, you couldn’t write a good plot if your life depended on it. Your creativity is like a flat tire-completely deflated!
@@dwlirious1 Fanfiction? Please, you couldn’t write a good plot if your life depended on it. Your creativity is like a flat tire-completely deflated!
@@dwlirious1 Fanfiction? Please, I wouldn't even write a fanfiction about your life; it would be a total snoozefest!
The sound LTG makes when he goes Super Rog 1:02
The need to dominate another man at some kind of competition is LTG's addiction. He's a gambler. Fighting games is a game of guessing what your opponent is doing and countering them. LTG is addicted to that syrup.
@@PrecursorYang 😂 Bro, you hit the nail on the head! Dale’s got this deep need to dominate other dudes in competition, but it’s like watching a gambler who keeps betting big and losing every time. He’s addicted to the high of trying to outguess and outplay his opponents, but the problem is, he’s not even good at reading people! Fighting games are all about adapting, but Dale’s out here stuck in a cycle of guesswork and rage quits. The man is hooked on that competitive syrup, but instead of wins, he just keeps pouring himself a tall glass of L’s. Dale's trying to feed that addiction, but all he's getting is salt! 😂
@flexyfalcon That's what I'm saying. It's a different type of gambling. Men get high from beating other men. It's a game of guessing and outmaneuvering your opponent. If you ever played an online game that involved another person and you lose, you get mad. You chill out for a while and go back playing. It's a gambler's addiction. Chasing that next high.
@@flexyfalcon It's like playing poker. You read your opponent and try to guess what they are going to do. If you read wrong you get punished. Video games is Dale's gamblers paradise.
He is like a summer ant, attracted to syrup.
..you get the reference
He’s not smart enough to bet against himself either
11:32 He’s more obsessed with black people than racist on cod😂
Same dude who can make unnecessarily detailed gay fantasies on the spot.
Even the kkk don't care this much
When the Grand Canyon arc is here all you going to hear about is an African American 6'5, peanut butter complexion, mentally untouchable 40-year-old jumping off the edge of the Grand Canyon body identified as Dale Emanuel Wilson
Sad but true, you can never lie when insulting this guy
12:37 12:41 12:44 12:46 12:53 12:57 12:59 13:02 13:12 13:14 13:15
Says the one who plays with Marisa, Falke, Rose, Poison, Kimberly, Lily, Zafina, Black Orchid, and Azucena, makes a sexual joke about Clementine and Sarah, simps over the bottoms of every female Overwatch character, and sings for Karin during her Street Fighter 5 trailer.
Also wishes he could diddle the pickles of the male characters he plays 💀
Dale will keep saying stay out of violence because he's a superior black, but will be quick to say "PULL UP AND CATCH THE FADE"
Can Dale find it in his heart to be a father for his 10 year old daughter? Find out next time on RogBall Z.
Nah she's better off without him. She's outside doing shit, unlike this Rog who stays inside most of the day and rage quits like a puss. 😂
RogginBall
His nemesis is child support.
His daughter is better off without him, ain't no way she will live a happy life (and her mom for that matter) with a father that can, and probably will, draw a gun at her at some point in time.
So no, he shouldn't be with his daughter, who he despises and disses every chance he gets.
After a while LTG's rants just become sad bruh. Like at 12:50 bro is literally just talking about himself.
6:51 big ups to revolver theory ik this was him LMAO
Don’t worry Dale, nobody thinks you’re a Warlock
You need charisma for that
he became the Black Chris Chan btw, with these delusions
and both are 40yo age range
@@vinn_aleixo well, he's already talking about crushing gems with his thanos glove, sodomizing people with saturn sticks and god creating people for him to ban so he might as well start talking about dimensional merges and being the son of god
@@vinn_aleixoblack chris chan is… a tall claim lol
Someone’s a bum for working at Walmart but he’s jobless… then calls evo trophies corny but he couldn’t even make it outta day 1 pools.
“I need 2k bits” so he has been watching DSP
Bro is going to block the entire FGC to the point where he won't have anyone else to fight with, lmaooo
4:20 Dale is a straight up hater. Saying all this when he fits his stereotype to a damn tee.
Dale Wilson is such a rog that he robbed my house in the dark of night and all you could see was floating crooked teeth. The cops took fingerprints but all the found was crispy charcoal dust.
"GUUUH DUU"
i died 🤣
Crispy charcoal dust from his wig?
All they found was the Lancaster prince
Ayy aint this lowkey racist lol?
MK1 should implement a system that punishes rage-quitters, so that LTG is forced to sit there and watch himself get manhandled.
Nah tbh mk is by far the best fighting game out rn in terms of handling rage quits.
Dude that will give him a reason to go to other games and lord almighty if i see him in one that i still play so keep roggin out dale in MK1
@@aymen_b1267 😂 Absolutely! MK1 needs a rage quit punishment system specifically for players like Dale! Imagine if the game forced him to sit there and watch his character get bodied after a rage quit, with no option to leave or disconnect. He’d have to take the L in full, while the opponent finishes the beatdown. It would be the ultimate salt generator! Dale would be trapped in his own personal nightmare, watching himself get manhandled without being able to rage quit his way out. That’d be next-level karma for all his speed-dial quits! 😂
@@flexyfalcon That's exactly what I'm saying! Just imagine LMAO!
Lil bro real quick on the exit match XD
It’s the only combo he never drops
@@StepOnMeLiliana 😂 For real! Dale’s got that exit match button on speed dial! The second he senses that L coming, it’s like his fingers are already hovering over the "quit game" button, ready to escape before the KO screen even hits. Man doesn’t even give the match a chance to end-he’s out faster than his health bar drops! You could blink and miss it, but trust, Dale’s already in the main menu rage quitting his way through another stream. Lil bro's practically mastered the art of the instant exit! 😂
@@flexyfalconhe coulds optimize it by pressing up once instead of down twice but atleast he knows its plus frames
ROG eats cereal with water.
ALSO
Leaves piss bottle ready to drink.
@@scamchan 😂 ROG logic at its finest! Dale out here eating cereal with water like it’s the next big thing, and on top of that, leaving his piss bottle on standby like it’s a backup drink. Man’s living life on hard mode by choice! You know things are rough when you’ve downgraded your breakfast and your hydration options. Dale out here flexing with excuses, but deep down, it’s just cereal, water, and questionable bottles. Classic Roganomics-always cutting corners in the wildest ways! 😂
Dale needs that grand canyon arc badly, he's got nothing left.
Lowtierrog back at it again with the fastest rage quits this side of the mississippi 😂
lmaooo
Gotta love how his rog ass keeps shit talking like the rando is actually watching his stream 💀
That scorpion definitely did know what he was doing lol. He even did the cyrax chip tech
@@Limitedneurons 😂 Oh, for sure! That Scorpion was on point, and the fact that he busted out the Cyrax chip tech just proves it. Dale’s over here trying to downplay it, probably calling the guy a "mashing ass player" or some nonsense, but that Scorpion was pulling off legit strategies. Man’s so busy making excuses, he doesn’t even realize he’s getting outplayed by someone who knows the ins and outs of the game. Meanwhile, Dale’s still out here trying to spam the same tired moves and getting cooked. That Scorpion definitely knew what was up! 😂
So don't be nervous, don't press buttons, don't be unpredictable, don't take it seriously and dont use your super. Got it LTG
@@jdizzle1779 😂 Exactly! According to Dale’s Roganomics Rulebook, if you beat him, it’s because you broke one of the following sacred rules:
Don’t be nervous (but if you win, you're still trash).
Don’t press buttons (because only Dale is allowed to mash).
Don’t be unpredictable (because that means you’re "spamming").
Don’t take it seriously (unless it’s Dale, then it’s EVO-level).
Don’t use your super (unless Dale uses his, of course).
Basically, just stand there and let him win, or be ready for a rage-filled meltdown about how you're the problem. Dale’s got the most backward playbook in gaming! 😂
This damn ROG needs to stop getting clapped on stream, and start taking care of his daughter😂
@@Dr.Robusted Facts! Dale's out here getting clapped every time he streams, but the real KO is the fact that he should be spending that energy on his daughter, not catching L’s in fighting games. 😂 Man needs to hit pause on the rage quits and hit play on his responsibilities. Priorities, Dale! The games will still be there, but the time with your kid? That’s slipping away faster than your health bar. Time to level up in real life instead of just spamming projectiles on screen! 😂
@@flexyfalcon Lmfao 🤣🤣
Honestly it's better that he doesn't contact his daughter, he'd most likely traumatize her.
i want my daily red dale, it's a drog
Unc rogging out…. Call him the rogginator
Im starting to think he was jumped everyday at school. Then as an adult he got ambushed by middle schoolers and they took his paycheck every Friday
He's actually told stories of being bullied at school.
@@Dynex658 oh really?? Well damn
@@Gotham_Outlawhim being bullied is why he decided to get jacked. He said the rogs would bully him for being a lanklet nerd.
@@ajscrewu he's not even jacked. Just lean. And now he's just getting bullied by people he's never even seen before
He might be able to unlock rog instinct
@@warpoon 😂 Rog Instinct-Dale’s ultimate transformation! Forget Ultra Instinct, Dale’s out here unlocking Rog Instinct, where every excuse, rage quit, and stream sniper accusation flows effortlessly. His reflexes would be off the charts, not for dodging punches, but for hitting that “leave match” button with frame-perfect precision. In Rog Instinct, he reaches peak salt levels, able to blame lag, broken characters, and opponents all at once. It’s the final form of Roganomics, where L’s are never accepted, only deflected! 😂
0:45 did this guy pull out a small toy revolver and give us plastic cylinder spinning ASMR? As a threat?
Same energy as that Infinity Gauntlet bs he pulled a few years back. Bro is a straight up child.
Ooh Ooh Ahh Ahh.
@@PhilsTwoBurgers 😂 Bruh, Dale out here going full Rogrilla mode with the “Ooh Ooh Ahh Ahh” vibes! Every rage quit and meltdown just brings out more of that primal salt, like he’s ready to start swinging at his own monitor. It’s like watching evolution in reverse-man’s out here regressing into his own Rog version of a meltdown every time he catches an L. Dale’s practically creating his own Roganomics jungle with all these tantrums! 😂
BABOON BBC
ROG going to be in the hospital on his last breath wondering why he's in there alone. THIS is why Dale, the way you are. Even the daughter he doesn't claim won't be there
Fascinating behaviour to watch a ROG in its natural habitat during its highest peak of ROG rage season. 🔭
Like an elk who can't breed and becomes overly agressive
@@YouSaiyan........937 Spot on! It’s a ROG eat ROG World.
@@AdiCool88 😂 It truly is a spectacle watching a ROG in its natural habitat, especially during peak ROG rage season! The salt is overflowing, excuses are flying, and rage quits are executed with precision. It’s like observing a rare species, with each meltdown more dramatic than the last. You can practically see the steam rising as the ROG flails in frustration, blaming everything from lag to stream snipers. Grab your binoculars and settle in, because the Roganomics wildlife documentary never disappoints! 🔭😂
@@flexyfalcon 100% agreed, and phenomenal words there my fellow ROG watcher. 👏👏🤣
@@AdiCool88 Dude said a rog eat rog world lmfao.
uncle rogus
We're getting closer to The End of Dalegelion.
👏🏼
I've burped up leftover food that has more value to society than Dale.
If Dale was in a zombie movie.
Dale: *Gets bitten by a zombie.* "It's a stream sniper bruh"
@@flarestriker2005 😂 100%! Dale would be the only person in a zombie apocalypse getting bitten and immediately blaming a stream sniper. "Bruh, they must’ve watched my stream to know where I was hiding!" Meanwhile, everyone else is fighting for survival, and Dale’s out here dodging accountability in a zombie movie. He’d probably rage quit the apocalypse too, blaming lag when the undead pulls off a quick bite. No matter the scenario, Dale’s always got that Roganomics excuse locked and loaded! 😂
@@flexyfalcon That made me crack up just visualizing it 😂
That 2 second intro was the ultimate Dale Without Context. XD
It's funny how anytime dale is losing he calls the other character corny but can't pull off a decent combo to save his life.
6:02 when he does this voice I fall off my chair laughing
Dale mumbling to himself while getting handled by another player will always make me laugh 😂
@@Deadman1000 😂 Right?! Dale’s out here getting bodied in real-time, mumbling under his breath like he’s trying to explain away the L to himself. Every little grunt, sigh, and half-whispered excuse is pure comedy. You can just feel the salt building with each hit he takes, and the more he gets handled, the more he mumbles-like he’s convincing himself that it’s not really happening. It’s that quiet, defeated mumble that lets you know the rage quit is just seconds away! 😂
The fact he’s getting bodied in lower rank says a lot
He's done it, hasn't he Whis?
Autonomous Ultra Rog
The the edits are Money …. The zoom ins are on point my boi
Lol, Dale is legit mad he's getting bodied by a fairy skin in Tekken 8
“Every Night!” 🗣️/ “Make it Make Sense Dale!”😂😂👽
Whenever the enemy gains the momentum, Dale just quits 😂
"Yeah you gotta go to Wal-Mart tomorrow" - LTG
What does their financial position gotta do with their skill? Even DMX knew you don't hate on a man for his finances, that's not who they are as a person. Especially since LTG is a 100k in the hole, weird that he of all people has that take.
It was just like BrolyLegs (RIP). Dale hated on him for things he couldn't control. And I know why that is. Because Dale is a healthy man who got lucky, but anything that's the result of his own decisions (Grooming Alaina, Shitting in the Shower, Pissing in Jugs, Not seeing his Daughter) he fucks up.
And yet we lose BrolyLegs and keep Dale. Life aint fair brothers.
Dale’s evil will catch up to him.
Imagine saying somebody don't know what they doing , then proceed to get scrapped 🤣🤣
@@Stogiegng 😂 It’s the ultimate Dale move! He’ll talk all that smack, claiming someone “doesn’t know what they’re doing,” only to get absolutely scrapped moments later. Like bro, if they don’t know what they’re doing, what does that say about you? 🤣 It’s always the loudest talk right before the biggest L. The funniest part is how he tries to backpedal with excuses after getting cooked-classic Dale logic, flex first, get bodied second! 😂
@@flexyfalcon at this point I think bro be doing this on purpose for the entertainment and shyt he doing a good job in that aspect , I be laughing like a mf Everytime he get cooked 🤣🤣
11:34 Ok but it was the mid 90s and that song went hard???
Rog levels over 9000 w this one
Dale the Prince of Lancaster
So essentially, anybody who beats him is either a stream sniper or is a bad player that doesn't know wat they're doing. Anything other than, idk, HITTING THE LAB and trying to get better at the game.
@@blove88 😂 Exactly! In Dale’s world, if you beat him, it’s never because you’re actually good-it’s because you’re either a stream sniper or a bad player who “doesn’t know what they’re doing.” Man will literally blame anything and everything except, you know, his own skill level. Instead of hitting the lab and putting in work to get better, he’s too busy creating excuses and deflecting. Dale could be improving, but nah, the Roganomics handbook says it’s always someone else’s fault! 😂
The Off Spring = 1 on the intro had me dead lmao
You know who I see more and more, the older Dale gets? That old bust-eyed mf Stephen from Django Unchained. You _know_ he'd slither around a plantation master sellin his kin out.
“WHY IS THAT ROG SITTING ON THAT MARE”
Rogging out 😂
saw him a couple days ago at a red light. i told him i was a fan and he got super happy, then i said i love all his highlight videos and why he doesnt acknowledge his daughter and he got super pissed and ignored me.
Wooow ooohhh woow ohhhh wowww ohhh woooow oooh
0:00 Diddy up underneath his chair😂
Seeing that intro means dale is headed for the crazy house lol
Hey now! You're a RogStar! Gotta that debt paid!
His inner rog is getting stronger and stronger as his 40th birthday approaches.
"Rogs are like.." _(does perfect impression of himself)_
Him and Phil love to project how they feel onto their viewers as if they're actually saying this foolishness 😂😂. He really is just the Rog DSP
I see that our favorite scholar can’t grasp the fact as to why ppl don’t like him when there’s entire video essays on why he’s a terrible person
Dale is so concerned with looking good to other people but somehow still has absolutely no self awareness.
YOURE GOING TO LOVE THIS
the intro sent me
Dale reminds me of that one racist black cop in “Boyz in the Hood.”
LTG is turning into fucking scooby lmfao
Low Tier Rog
Once he reaches 40 next month, he’ll be a SSJGod Rog.
4:25. Wow dale really went there. 😂
"let me rog, far away from here, rog, rog rooooog"
Dale makes Goku look like a good parent 😂
We need to discuss why Rog is making Blanka noises.
11:32 i genuinely like that song they made so i might be in the minority. Gives me jet set radio vibes.
We taking that v6 Charger to the grand canyon
1:08
"Bot ass player with a bot ass character"
*Player casually hits half of a touch of death*
You can never lie when insulting this dude
Just like a mileena player carved his ass up on another video, now that kitana is carving his ass up like a turkey 😂😂😂😂😂
Broly's deformed ass limb pushing the button kills ke everytime 😂
If it makes LoserTG or his cronies happy, I do watch his clips on YT and thoroughly enjoy giving him nothing. You clippers and restreamers are the true heroes
10:54 "BBC"💀
dale has good taste in music
I remember about two years ago on stream I asked about his cat and he was so chill back then but now I’m just wondering where did it go wrong for unc? Surprised I didn’t get banned for asking
What did you ask and what did he say?
@@RuthiePink it had to do with something about taking his cat to the vet and I just asked for an update on him and unc was chill about it. Just a smile and nothing else
Soul food is good just not everyday
It beats peanut butter tortillas
He's just mad he has no family and can't get a plate anymore. I know dude got an empty ass fridge. He just seems like the type with absolutely nothing in his fridge.
COVENNT WITH THE TRIPLE LMFAO
That Scorpion at the beginning was cooking
Rog is over 9000!!!!!
that kings fit was clean tho