*DEUS VULT!* Whoa boy, that's one LONG video! Also, CHECK OUT AB's channel, for all your ancient and non ancient language needs! ruclips.net/channel/UCoDe_IIpA8fI8ENpIWWOEdQ
Koifish, just no. Deus Vult began as a gaming meme but the "joke" part is now nothing more than a thinly veiled excuse by the teenage alt right to say they think brown people don't deserve human rights.
And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade As he told of bold battles and gold he had made But then he went quiet, did Koifish the Red When he met the shieldmaiden, Matilda, who said: "Oh you talk, and you lie, and you drink all our mead Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed" And so then came clashing and slashing of steel As the brave lass Matilda charged in full of zeal And the braggart named Koifish was boastful no more When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor
I got king of crusaders, holy roman empire, and france by succession (just keep joining faction and get a lot of renown and your ensured to be the next king by succession)
7:18 when Koifish says someone looks like Kylo Ren when he clearly looks more like Jon Snow. Of course, since Koifish wants to be King in the North, it's not likely that he would point that out.
surgeons used to be barbers as well since surgeries n the like weren't frequent and well paying enough for most of them to make a living on alone. Before costumers could travel far and fast like today, more niche services would be one of several skills a professional would have for the sake of more reliable work and by extension income. Cant know with koifish but some blacksmiths may have very well have done dentistry for the extra money when ever the service was needed.
1257 is the bestest medieval mod. I especially liked the one update that gave every castle like 5 villages and made the map actually feel populated albeit with immense lag.
dear Koifish i found out about ur channel last night because i just bought mount and blade on ps4 and im in school right now but i cant stop laughing at your vidoes your a great youtuber keep up the work
Your linguistic abilities never fail to be astounding. I haven't heard a Danish accent this good since C raiders wiped my party and started arguing on what cocktail to drink from our skulls...
I've rarely enjoyed watching someone else play a game that much. I mean, I didn't just smile, I laughted out loud. Keep up the craziness while I'm going to download this awesome looking mod.
Last time we saw the Koifish family as the emperor of Rome for a day but the secret was he had a son that became the great grandfather of Charlemagne the Koifish who then was the great grandfather of Koifish the Crusader
Koifish: "Now the reason I set out on this adventure, it was not the loss of a loved one, it was not being forced out of my home, it was not wanderlust, it was the loss of a loved one" 10/10
The thing with most young adult genre films is that they’re neither sophisticated enough for adults to appreciate nor do they completely embrace the camp sensibilities of teen dramas. This results in movies that seem to take themselves too seriously despite having cheesy plots. We saw the same problem repeat itself in Spartacus (1960), and though Dirty Dancing (1982) is a minor step up in quality, it isn’t gripping enough to keep you in your seats. Directed by Ry-Russon Young and based on a YA book of the same name, "How to Survive the Medieval Ages in Mount and Blade Warband" is a cross between 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968), Death Wish 3 (1985) and Suburban Commando (1991), and the oeuvre of Nicholas Sparks. This is the kind of film that invites much thought during and afterward. The story leads you to constantly question what is really happening at any given moment, and whenever you are certain that you know exactly what is going to happen, something new appears to make you question that. There is a powerful and intense atmosphere of dread and stress throughout, all building to a terrifying conclusion, but I was taken unawares by how emotional the whole thing would be. This is a very poignant film. The characters seem real, and the performances are excellent, especially from the lead, Logan Marshall-Green. This film casts a very potent spell and I can say that days later I am still thinking about it. I can't think of anything quite like it. It certainly made me frightened to visit California
@@firstnamett4656 my roman empire playthrough. > at war with jews >they got mercenary warriors with no elites. so run them over easily. >got castles safe and sound in gaul and italy. > jews get restricted to 2 cities. > suddenly emperor makes peace with them for no reason. >5 factions immediately declare war on us > rush back to europe to defend my own castles,leaving the new conquests vulnerable. >jews declare war on parthia (who were holding their old estates.) > parthians peace out due to onslaught from us and them. >jews get even more territory than they had before..... we are left with no new lands and now are barely holding back 4 barbarian hordes from all sides (brits,germans,gauls and sarmatians) with more and more factions sensing our weakness and declaring war one by one (greeks and the southern empire). >whoever designed that AI knew what he was doing.
After seeing this guy destroying Danes and Russians while screaming in Swedish, I have to say that I’m glad that we were allied with this guys nation 800 years ago, my ancestor would have been terrified to fight him...xD
@@FilipMoncrief Ever heard about Hussites? Or if were speaking more current age, try to find an immigrant in Czechia. Other folks are all right tho, if they dont start talking about communism that is. We still remember it quite well, and no, it just doesnt work.
@@Mizukageize sry but you are full of shit hussites waged a religious war against germans and czechs who were catholic (siege of Pilsen for ex.) I actually know a lot of people who immigrated to Czech. Rep. form Mexico, South Africa, US, or Spain and they all fell good with czech people.
@@FilipMoncrief You gotta ruin the fun, eh? Hussites were known for pillaging churches in neighboring countries and they repelled 4 (or was it 5?) crusades. Hence dont fuck with bohemians "joke" And were quite well known in european union for strongly conservative point of view on the whole immigrant shenanigans (same with Poland for example). Now, kindly fuck off
I think, I'm not sure but i think you had a stroke there for a moment and started speaking gibberish, or it was Swedish. Not much of a difference though anyway.
Long live Koifish! Long live Sweden! Great music as always, Kalabalik and Vox Vulgaris! Anno Domini is probably my favourite mod for M&B! P.S. down with the Danes!
*DEUS VULT!*
Whoa boy, that's one LONG video! Also, CHECK OUT AB's channel, for all your ancient and non ancient language needs! ruclips.net/channel/UCoDe_IIpA8fI8ENpIWWOEdQ
Gaeilge?
DEUS VULT!
Ave Maria!
Koifish, just no. Deus Vult began as a gaming meme but the "joke" part is now nothing more than a thinly veiled excuse by the teenage alt right to say they think brown people don't deserve human rights.
@@smygskytt1712 Is drinking milk and giving the OK sign racist too? >:C
"Oh, there once was a hero named Koifish the Red,
Who came riding to Sargoth from old Rivacheg ..."
And the braggart did swagger and brandish his blade
As he told of bold battles and gold he had made
But then he went quiet, did Koifish the Red
When he met the shieldmaiden, Matilda, who said:
"Oh you talk, and you lie, and you drink all our mead
Now I think it's high time that you lie down and bleed"
And so then came clashing and slashing of steel
As the brave lass Matilda charged in full of zeal
And the braggart named Koifish was boastful no more
When his ugly red head rolled around on the floor
NOT MY HEAD :C
@@CairnWD BRAVO 👏 3 years later…😂🤌🏼
@@sovysr5301 😂😂
I'm playing AD1257 right now. You can travel from Spain to Poland in about three days. It's better than real life.
@Medo A Nothing. I just haul trading caravans and cows from one place to another and make a ton of money.
@@6969no ModDB, but you can find it pretty easily just googling
Bro i play in the Kingdom of Portugal you cant travel from Lisboa to Russia in six days
I got king of crusaders, holy roman empire, and france by succession (just keep joining faction and get a lot of renown and your ensured to be the next king by succession)
@@badoucancel9332 how does succession trigger? As I remember you can't kill characters and they don't age, so how did you become king?
7:18 when Koifish says someone looks like Kylo Ren when he clearly looks more like Jon Snow. Of course, since Koifish wants to be King in the North, it's not likely that he would point that out.
he did sort of look like kylo ren tho
THE PLOT THICKENS!
All anglo-saxons look the same. YEAH, that's right, I said it, come at me anglo-lovers.
I don't see why he didn't say so, he killed the man after all!
@@animatronicfuturisticshama1153 C'mere, ya *PANSEY*!
As a dane i was extremely surprised by your fluent danish. Absolutely magnificent.
I am a master of all languages!
@@Koifish I mean, you pronounced "Montes Sicarii" pretty well, so, seems legit to me lol
I WILL DRINK FROM YOUR SKULL
C-Raider > Sea Raider
Hey i was about to say that
THAT'S A NICE HEAD YOU HAVE ON YOUR SHOULDERS
IT'S ALMOST SKULL HARVESTING SEASON
LESS TALKIN' MOAR RAIDIN'
You know its bad when mountain hobos are better equiped then you
Very bad!
the game : kingdom of france
Koifish : kingdom of surrender
Me : *heavy french triggered sound*
@@wendyfernandez1081 Quick family guy cut to routing old guard in the Waterloo.
Nananana fahmelee gai
I want to be a blacksmithing dentist!
People's braces might be made of lead and be larger than their heads, but it will be fun!
surgeons used to be barbers as well since surgeries n the like weren't frequent and well paying enough for most of them to make a living on alone. Before costumers could travel far and fast like today, more niche services would be one of several skills a professional would have for the sake of more reliable work and by extension income. Cant know with koifish but some blacksmiths may have very well have done dentistry for the extra money when ever the service was needed.
You can call it "Bitey-Stabby"!
1257 is the bestest medieval mod. I especially liked the one update that gave every castle like 5 villages and made the map actually feel populated albeit with immense lag.
dear Koifish i found out about ur channel last night because i just bought mount and blade on ps4 and im in school right now but i cant stop laughing at your vidoes your a great youtuber keep up the work
Your linguistic abilities never fail to be astounding. I haven't heard a Danish accent this good since C raiders wiped my party and started arguing on what cocktail to drink from our skulls...
I've rarely enjoyed watching someone else play a game that much. I mean, I didn't just smile, I laughted out loud. Keep up the craziness while I'm going to download this awesome looking mod.
Thanks my dude! :D glad i could entertain!
Last time we saw the Koifish family as the emperor of Rome for a day but the secret was he had a son that became the great grandfather of Charlemagne the Koifish who then was the great grandfather of Koifish the Crusader
The plot THICKENS!
Bohemians…...God be with you Henry
HENRY BE PRAISED!
Hey, Henry's come to see us!
I’m feeling quite hungry
What do you think your doing? don't you know its forbidding to go around at night without a light of any kind?
@@larry_fay6995 Mm, could you go a little lower on the price?
"Now for the reason I set out on this adventure. It was not the loss of a loved one..."
ten seconds later
"No, it was the loss of a loved one."
Genius
SNEAKY PULLED!
Never seen anyone use a clip from Ronja Rövardotter (3:45) on RUclips before, brilliant!
Now we know why Shaggy is always high. You would be too if you've been to Hell and back so many times.
Jinkies!
JOINKIS VULT!
> Sweden
> Big Black Rooster
Does the art imitate reality, or does the reality imitate art?
This is cancer...
and i love it
Get treatment! :D
Apparently a friend of mine has nobles as ancestors. Their castle got blown up in the latr 17th century. Near Valkenburg, Limburg, The Netherlands.
Did they survive the medieval ages?
@@Koifish kinda... I mean my friend still lives. But the serfs shall rise!
Bro I live there, is it the one on the Cauberg?
Koifish: "Now the reason I set out on this adventure, it was not the loss of a loved one, it was not being forced out of my home, it was not wanderlust, it was the loss of a loved one" 10/10
"GLORY TO THE SIN'DOREI! wait wrong game" Best line. also now we know he's a horde man of culture
You should do an entire serie on this mod. Like joining the crusade or conquering the Nord. This mod is fantastic
Do the lord of the rings mod
One does not simply waltz into Mordor!
Oh really then we must dly
Fly
@@Koifish we're still waiting sir koifishsson
A long long time ago, actually never, but also now, nothing is nowhere
Brief history of the world.
You don't even need a when
That's how every it gets
hold up
24:21 "AVE MARIA, MOTHERF*CKERS!!!" XD
Finally a M&B video where Koifish doesn't get defeated in the end
"Kingdom of north England"
WHY YOU....
REEEEEEEE
The thing with most young adult genre films is that they’re neither sophisticated enough for adults to appreciate nor do they completely embrace the camp sensibilities of teen dramas. This results in movies that seem to take themselves too seriously despite having cheesy plots. We saw the same problem repeat itself in Spartacus (1960), and though Dirty Dancing (1982) is a minor step up in quality, it isn’t gripping enough to keep you in your seats. Directed by Ry-Russon Young and based on a YA book of the same name, "How to Survive the Medieval Ages in Mount and Blade Warband" is a cross between 2001 A Space Odyssey (1968), Death Wish 3 (1985) and Suburban Commando (1991), and the oeuvre of Nicholas Sparks. This is the kind of film that invites much thought during and afterward. The story leads you to constantly question what is really happening at any given moment, and whenever you are certain that you know exactly what is going to happen, something new appears to make you question that. There is a powerful and intense atmosphere of dread and stress throughout, all building to a terrifying conclusion, but I was taken unawares by how emotional the whole thing would be. This is a very poignant film. The characters seem real, and the performances are excellent, especially from the lead, Logan Marshall-Green. This film casts a very potent spell and I can say that days later I am still thinking about it. I can't think of anything quite like it. It certainly made me frightened to visit California
Long live the holy city of Yersusalem!
YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERusalem
MrComradeDave адрес и номер один
jerusalem communist idiot
*Oursalem
This makes me wanna get a good gaming pc and warband SO MUCH
It's simple really just.
DRINK FROM EVERYONE'S SKULL
M
C RAIDER!
I like to Imagine koifish has a kazoo in a holster attached to his belt. And another one next to the keyboard, just in case.
Western Sweden?
Why you bully me?
Next video:
How to fight the roman empire featuring playing as the Jews! (Imperial Rome mod)
OY VEY!
@@firstnamett4656 my roman empire playthrough.
> at war with jews
>they got mercenary warriors with no elites. so run them over easily.
>got castles safe and sound in gaul and italy.
> jews get restricted to 2 cities.
> suddenly emperor makes peace with them for no reason.
>5 factions immediately declare war on us
> rush back to europe to defend my own castles,leaving the new conquests vulnerable.
>jews declare war on parthia (who were holding their old estates.)
> parthians peace out due to onslaught from us and them.
>jews get even more territory than they had before..... we are left with no new lands and now are barely holding back 4 barbarian hordes from all sides (brits,germans,gauls and sarmatians) with more and more factions sensing our weakness and declaring war one by one (greeks and the southern empire).
>whoever designed that AI knew what he was doing.
I laughed so much when you said: Ave María Mutta Fuckers xD
Your best line ever!!!
And...
Deus Volt!!!
YEET!
"Ave Maria motherfuckers" - Koifish 2018
Medival ages =/= dark ages. Dark ages are part of the medival period. In 1257 the dark ages have already ended.
Dark ages, more like *DORK AGES*
Dark ages is coming again, look around
Did you have lamps on the streets at time ?So, dark ages
Every age is dark if your goth
Nobody agrees on when the dark ages happened.
France- "Kigdom of surrender" Koifish, You hae my respect :)
Greeting from Poland!
Never forget that the "kingdom of surrender" gave you back your independance (yeah my bad, it was an empire at that period).
@@matthiasg760 Yeah, I know but You know lol
@@klausjager1826 :)
I wonder if anyone ever comes to these videos thinking they're actual tutorials
They are. What are you talking about :O
Only the legends
Koifish: how to survive the middle ages.
the actual video: how to reclaim the holy land.
Unless my ears deceive me I'm positive I'm hearing some music from the Dominions 3 soundtrack! That game had phenomenal music.
Very good!
"Kingdom of western sweden"
This one really got me
Ah, the ancient ballad of Taketh on me. Classic
Serf on me!
when you start in sweden fighting bandits and finish on the crusade you made you life
am i the only one who liked him singing koifish the red
No
I loved it.
I couldn’t stop laughing through out this video, fucking great mate. Thank you for making this
YES KOIFISH PLAYED THIS MOD. Victory screech. REEEEEEEEEEEEE!
nobody mentioning his Danish LMAO that shit had me dead
14:00 lmao that shield
i'm danish and he is clearly a expert in the danish tounge... i feel threatend every time i see a koifish episode
The KINGDOM OF SURRENDER 🤦🏻♂️😂😂 Im done
"everyone charge, it's what the lord would have wanted" hahaha
Idea: how to survive game of thrones, Mod: "Clash of Kings"
11:07 - nah i think Sweden's standard is to fight Poland more than Danes
Kingdom of northern England - Scotland 😂😂😂😂
The troubadour bit was really funny lol
Take on Ragnar
Take on pope
19:02 made me think of the song "Winged Hussars " by Sabaton. mainly because a Swedish guy was yelling about reinforcements
I am the Swedish guy :D
Sweden
Very much Sweden!
After seeing this guy destroying Danes and Russians while screaming in Swedish, I have to say that I’m glad that we were allied with this guys nation 800 years ago, my ancestor would have been terrified to fight him...xD
Luv yur vids can’t finish cuz in class though
Yee watch them AFTER class!
Thx I was in the middle of a presentation still love you tho no homo
"For the Glory of Christ, come here you muppet!" - Saint Koifish
You dont want to piss off Bohemians, hating foreigners is what we were always best at.
I don't know, you have always been all right at ice hockey.
From my experience Czech people are kind to foreigners
@@FilipMoncrief Ever heard about Hussites?
Or if were speaking more current age, try to find an immigrant in Czechia.
Other folks are all right tho, if they dont start talking about communism that is. We still remember it quite well, and no, it just doesnt work.
@@Mizukageize sry but you are full of shit
hussites waged a religious war against germans and czechs who were catholic (siege of Pilsen for ex.)
I actually know a lot of people who immigrated to Czech. Rep. form Mexico, South Africa, US, or Spain and they all fell good with czech people.
@@FilipMoncrief You gotta ruin the fun, eh? Hussites were known for pillaging churches in neighboring countries and they repelled 4 (or was it 5?) crusades. Hence dont fuck with bohemians "joke"
And were quite well known in european union for strongly conservative point of view on the whole immigrant shenanigans (same with Poland for example).
Now, kindly fuck off
Koifish speaking Swedish sounds like he is having a stroke
His english isnt much better. Poor guy.
... He has almost stolen *ÖNIONS*
ÖNIONS!
+Koifish Shrek is dissapointed of you...
"AVE MARIA MOTHERFUCKERS!!"
That cracked me up. Hahaha
Feeeeesh
FÄÄÄÄSH!
Medieval Music - 'Hardcore' Party Mix during the battle was great
19:29 I'm a goulash boy and I find this offensive!
Gulyás
@@therandomdickhead5744 Te is magyar vagy? Nem vagyok itt egyedül?
Sajnos ja, mondjuk már alig beszélek magyarul lol
@@ArgaJacint Nem hát! ;)
Vagyunk egy páran :D
"Why did I set out on my own? It wasn't loss of a lovers one, lust for money and power, or wanderlust. It was loss of a loved one.
SNEAKY BEAKY!
didn't know this was gonna turn into some religious propaganda
Yes. 100% propaganda. 100% serious no jokes here.
Jesus Christ your danish -sucks- is the best
VÄRI GOOD!
This video was amazing I literally loved every second of it
Very good! :D
Koifish I love you
Koifish showed this to my friends who don’t even play mount and blade and they died
I think, I'm not sure but i think you had a stroke there for a moment and started speaking gibberish, or it was Swedish. Not much of a difference though anyway.
Strokish is a real language!
Koifish:not the lose of a love one
Koifish:not being forced out of my home
Koifish:not wanderlust
Koifish:no it was the lost of the love one
Play EU4
@Dead Memes I already do
I'm more of a CK2 guy myself!
Anyone else think that he sounds like Floki from Vikings. Nuts, but likeable.
NOFISH
Damn, I really hoped that Bohemians will win.
Greetings from Czechia. 🇨🇿
DEUS VULT
DEUS VULT!
Belive belive the Koifish Comes
second
I like your videos so much I don't block the ads.
VERY GOOD! :D
That was a beautiful Shaggy impression.
Thank you, I've been practicing for years!
African American Eagle :D
laughed so hard :D much wow
Please start a let's play series as a low Swedish noble trying his best to become king.
Perhaps!
This accent is absolutely amazing
“Is your next door neighbor making too much noise? Accuse her of witch craft. Ez pz lemon squeezy” I’m ded
*it works!*
Best one in a while. Well done koifish
I totally agree! :D thank you!
I know I'm late but I just got this mod and it looks awesome.
When you spoke "danish" I was really confused. I had absolutely no idea what you said.
You have the greatest voice ever
That beginning monoluge was better then bionicle mask of lights opening monoluge
That's some big, kind words m'lord!
"Orderly lines fer fak's sake! Have yer heard of a marching?"
I laughed for a good few minutes! 😂
Väri good! :D
Long live Koifish! Long live Sweden! Great music as always, Kalabalik and Vox Vulgaris! Anno Domini is probably my favourite mod for M&B!
P.S. down with the Danes!
Very good! :D
Ohh boots with the fur...everybody was looking at you
Heey very nice videos! I love that you use those cool medieval songs, curiously enough, i have all the songs u use in mi pc!
Yesssss , its Friday and i have a Koifish video to watchhhh , thank you master :)
(PS:Luv your content bro)
Thanks my dude! :D