*elias voice* i want another divorce

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  • Опубликовано: 26 ноя 2024

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  • @Fuzzycryptid
    @Fuzzycryptid 4 года назад +6433

    The way he says "Jon." in an annoyed and tired tone to get into character is just fantastic

  • @goatmadej
    @goatmadej 4 года назад +4772

    elias said gay rights but only for himself

  • @agoatinthecircus125
    @agoatinthecircus125 4 года назад +6174

    Canon Elias: mastermind; eldritch horror; incredible manipulator; very spooky
    This Elias: *That* and ALSO an angry housewife

  • @testplane
    @testplane 4 года назад +2918

    this is how elias spent his time in jail

  • @horizonpenblade1288
    @horizonpenblade1288 2 года назад +1324

    Imagine Elias saying "vibe check" in that tone of voice right before killing Leitner

  • @laradomleo-robertson8690
    @laradomleo-robertson8690 3 года назад +465

    I would love to hear him say the “I fucking hate Juergen leitner“ speech

  • @noabinnendijk361
    @noabinnendijk361 4 года назад +3158

    oH nO I hOpe no AVATARS KIDNAP my ARCHIVIST

  • @hal-9003
    @hal-9003 4 года назад +1300

    3:34
    "There is no such thing as a good cow."
    [EXTENDED SOUNDS OF GENERAL OUTRAGE]

    • @camilarossini2721
      @camilarossini2721 4 года назад +15

      I'm afraid I agree with him.

    • @Forlorn_Overseer
      @Forlorn_Overseer 2 года назад +12

      @@camilarossini2721 Sorry you have a Vriska pfp I'm afraid Imma have to revoke your rights rq/t/j

    • @aradiacereal5382
      @aradiacereal5382 2 года назад +6

      @@camilarossini2721 how dose it feel to be incorrect? /j

    • @anon_is_typing
      @anon_is_typing Месяц назад

      *in the background* “Oh, Jennifer…”

  • @_mel_9953
    @_mel_9953 4 года назад +2045

    “Read that statement Jon...”
    “oohhh...”
    “Read it nice and slow”
    “ooOOOOHH NOO”

    • @Auritilien
      @Auritilien 3 года назад +124

      Loved that bit cause I could picture that cafeine-filled, high on sugar at 3am person's brain going DIGN and writing those words down :''DD

    • @CookingChicken-yt7ed
      @CookingChicken-yt7ed Месяц назад +6

      I know it’s been YEARS but the image of Jon sitting uncomfortably, tape recorder in hand and reading while trying to remain heard over the sound of Elias is sending me😭

  • @sammieegoldwand
    @sammieegoldwand 2 года назад +222

    “That’s from micheal”
    “Which one”
    "One of like 4 I guess"

  • @extradimensionals777
    @extradimensionals777 4 года назад +1504

    when he said "there is no such thing as a good cow" and everyone FUCKING BOOED HIM....... i love this fandom

  • @xrodr2
    @xrodr2 4 года назад +2428

    i like that he says gay and trans rights both in his voice and elias's voice

    • @morganwalker4819
      @morganwalker4819 4 года назад +180

      Both Elias and Ben said gay rights and trans rights

  • @thyme-bb
    @thyme-bb 10 месяцев назад +126

    Can't believe nobody signed as "hello Jon, apologies for the deception..."

  • @adazzledim_
    @adazzledim_ 4 года назад +1176

    leitnerpiper69 a true balls to the wall god amongst men........ who are u.......

    • @olly9685
      @olly9685 4 года назад +148

      the shakespeare of our generation... get they choose to wear a mask... thank you for your service Mr 69

  • @iwakeupandboomimarat
    @iwakeupandboomimarat 4 года назад +3936

    the fact that jonny is absolutely losing in the background makes me SOB
    also love that peter and elias are getting a divorce. they deserve it

    • @cottontaelle
      @cottontaelle 4 года назад +37

      i love your username so much !!!

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat 4 года назад +22

      @@cottontaelle thank you!! yours is very nice as well :)

    • @bekah5935
      @bekah5935 4 года назад +24

      When was Jonny laughing?

    • @iwakeupandboomimarat
      @iwakeupandboomimarat 4 года назад +173

      @@bekah5935 its around 2:20 i think, when the crowds laughter dies down u can hear him

    • @_mel_9953
      @_mel_9953 4 года назад +48

      i wake up and boom im a rat The way that Ben looks at him after dsjkdjd

  • @cre4turefe4ture
    @cre4turefe4ture 4 года назад +1160

    The most cursed bit is conveniently at 4:20

    • @lilbells2999
      @lilbells2999  4 года назад +372

      according to the analytics, this is also the most watched part of the video

    • @kwasichan722
      @kwasichan722 4 года назад +53

      Nice

    • @charliem.1368
      @charliem.1368 4 года назад +124

      also when he first starts you can hear people going “ohhh nooo”

    • @comicsans2212
      @comicsans2212 4 года назад +51

      I’m going to go full Slaughter Avatar

    • @Deadflower019
      @Deadflower019 4 месяца назад +12

      It gets topped off with LeitnerPiper69 too 😭

  • @comicsans2212
    @comicsans2212 4 года назад +2353

    He: “did you ever hear the tragedy of Dath Plageious the Wise”
    Jonny: *WHEEZE*

  • @hrani
    @hrani 4 года назад +1220

    "...by Lonely-at-sea.
    He will be!"

  • @yurtcobain3337
    @yurtcobain3337 4 года назад +2070

    hope this happens again so i can ask him to say "and then he turned into pickle, jon!! funniest shit ive ever seen"

    • @cottontaelle
      @cottontaelle 4 года назад +15

      AAAAA youre a genius!!! ben meredith please

    • @jaen.1952
      @jaen.1952 4 года назад +154

      I lowkey wanna donate just so i can hear him say "the weed socks stay on during sex"

    • @camilarossini2721
      @camilarossini2721 4 года назад +8

      I was literally just thinking that.

  • @frankieghost9902
    @frankieghost9902 4 года назад +2455

    jonny cackling in the background is just *chef's kiss*

    • @Ratking008
      @Ratking008 4 года назад +68

      Any time jon laughs is a chief kiss from god!

    • @sylvie_loves_frogs4951
      @sylvie_loves_frogs4951 2 года назад +76

      the sound of him just busting a gut in the crowd adds years to my lifespan that that been lost from listening to this damn podcast

  • @whatisausername7679
    @whatisausername7679 4 года назад +1081

    "there is no such thing as a good cow"
    *crowd boos*

  • @cookiecat7776
    @cookiecat7776 3 года назад +960

    I can’t get Elias wearing heelys just rolling around everywhere out of my head now

  • @valtchi
    @valtchi 4 года назад +1798

    i cannot get over the waves of agony from the crowd starting at 4:24

    • @DN-yu9nb
      @DN-yu9nb 4 года назад +141

      I'm having seizure hhh

    • @swiftfeathers7028
      @swiftfeathers7028 4 года назад +150

      I HAD TO KEEP PAUSINGDFVFGJHGJ the embarrassment

    • @lovelaced
      @lovelaced 4 года назад +123

      It caused me physical pain

    • @leeladavie9820
      @leeladavie9820 4 года назад +96

      there were waves of agony coming from me as well

    • @fishy658
      @fishy658 3 года назад +29

      It’s so bad

  • @samlueke2855
    @samlueke2855 4 года назад +1711

    2:20 just noticed jonny (i'm fairly sure its jonny anyway) laughing his ass off in the background thank you for my life

    • @simplyvibing3742
      @simplyvibing3742 4 года назад +119

      It gives me so much joy

    • @lee5706
      @lee5706 4 года назад +30

      OH SHIT HI SAM

    • @samlueke2855
      @samlueke2855 4 года назад +14

      SKSKSKSKDK HI

    • @mammon_is_god
      @mammon_is_god 4 года назад +24

      Absolutely is.

    • @maicey_t.
      @maicey_t. 3 года назад +34

      His laugh gives me so much serotonin thank you for the time stamp

  • @ominous-lm1cq
    @ominous-lm1cq 3 года назад +428

    Bruuhhh now I want him to say
    “Being gay isn’t a choice, it’s a game, and I’m winning,”
    -captain holt, B99

    • @helenfhnin
      @helenfhnin 2 года назад +8

      Holt didn't say that. He said something similar like that about therapy though.

  • @gretablackwell495
    @gretablackwell495 4 года назад +2600

    Honestly some of the best parts in this aren’t even the lines that were given
    “I am also sorry that’s your name.”
    “That’s from LeitnerPiper69 _NICE”_
    “Lovecraft can take it, he’s dead.”
    “...And no he doesn’t.”

  • @lordknightalex
    @lordknightalex 3 года назад +346

    "i want another divorce" the crowd goes wild, everyone is loving it

  • @freamoonlight9395
    @freamoonlight9395 3 года назад +440

    14:57 okay everyone booing at Elias, while Jonny cackles in the distance, sums up TMA pretty well

  • @acousticlibra383
    @acousticlibra383 4 года назад +750

    leitnerpiper69 is a god

    • @monsterfen-dw6eg
      @monsterfen-dw6eg 4 года назад +28

      i wanna like it but it's so p e r f e c t

  • @sunslipyt6602
    @sunslipyt6602 3 года назад +299

    17:58 "Oh no, I am in great pain while dying, as Martin has just stabbed me with a knife" hits differently post finale huh

  • @JaneyCakes805
    @JaneyCakes805 4 года назад +679

    The one downlike is from Peter Lukas himself

  • @valumtimes
    @valumtimes 2 года назад +158

    Absolutely delighted that Jonny decided *he* would be the rowdiest one in attendance of line readings for a character he created.

  • @lithiumfluoride6610
    @lithiumfluoride6610 4 года назад +907

    I hope this happens again so I can ask him to say “I’m a savage classy bougie ratchet sassy moody nasty actin stupid what’s happening what’s happnin I’m a savage”

  • @owlmeh3263
    @owlmeh3263 4 года назад +511

    Ben: about to read
    Ben: 👌

    • @SI-nx3fo
      @SI-nx3fo 4 года назад +6

      i wanted to like this comment but it's at 69 likes.... 😔

    • @_mel_9953
      @_mel_9953 4 года назад +6

      Gottem

  • @theclown6217
    @theclown6217 4 года назад +893

    Honest to God he looks like how I imagined Peter... NEVER would have thought Elias's voice would have such a beautiful mustache

    • @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice
      @Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice 4 года назад +48

      I always kind of imagined him like Shawn from the Good Place

    • @mznday
      @mznday Год назад +3

      @@Queer_Nerd_For_Human_Justice adding that to my hcs. rn.

  • @chrys367
    @chrys367 4 года назад +779

    no dislikes, this is the timeline getrude died for

    • @jessarisetty
      @jessarisetty 2 года назад +23

      Gertrude, faced with the options of saving the world and continuing to derail rituals and destroying the archives, or funny man make haha: oh Elias will fucking hate this

  • @georgepark6125
    @georgepark6125 4 года назад +394

    I love his way to get into the voice is to just say "Jon"

  • @rkkwc
    @rkkwc 4 года назад +445

    love how the crowd gets more and more indignant after each sentence in 4:20

  • @jaybird6396
    @jaybird6396 3 года назад +389

    the way he just progressively gets more and more into character as the quotes go

  • @knockoffairpods4524
    @knockoffairpods4524 4 года назад +377

    Ah yes my favorite mechanims lyrics, "yei nya nya yog sothoth"

    • @Zoe-bx9bp
      @Zoe-bx9bp 4 года назад +35

      Yog sothoth who is the bifrost, your dread invocation now shattered-

    • @Johnwicklover1994
      @Johnwicklover1994 4 года назад +26

      @Hunted Hee Hoo ive heard a few comments saying that he said "you're butchering it!"

    • @Dr_Mortis_SCP
      @Dr_Mortis_SCP 8 месяцев назад +3

      I was hoping someone would point this out

  • @iliummusic
    @iliummusic 4 года назад +708

    LEITNERPIPER69

  • @specificdaughter
    @specificdaughter 4 года назад +253

    Tag yourself, I'm Jonny offscreen absolutely dying

  • @maicey_t.
    @maicey_t. 3 года назад +942

    All Jonny moments compiled for your enjoyment:
    2:20 Jonny losing it in the background
    3:23 more Jonny laughter (I think, it sounds like him, anyway)
    6:45 "You're butchering it!"
    10:30 "Boo all you want, there's no stopping it!"
    11:24 He laughs throughout here (thanks ​@rosieclym8197)
    15:00 Jonny laughing maniacally in the back
    16:15 More faint laughter from Jonny
    Let me know if I missed any!!
    (Can't tell if brief chuckle at 17:39 is Jonny or not)

    • @weewoo6546
      @weewoo6546 2 года назад +14

      Yeah I’m pretty sure it is

    • @pho_is_not_interesting
      @pho_is_not_interesting 2 года назад +22

      Doing the lord's work

    • @rosieclym8197
      @rosieclym8197 2 года назад +35

      I'm pretty sure he laughed at 11:24 as well

    • @moriarty1243
      @moriarty1243 Год назад +44

      I love how Jonny has the loudest laugher of all of them

    • @jaspx-2964
      @jaspx-2964 Год назад +6

      i would die in battle 4 u

  • @scubatuba3294
    @scubatuba3294 4 года назад +375

    After watching this for a few minutes I have become an avatar of the slaughter

  • @km1dash6
    @km1dash6 4 года назад +310

    If they want to raise money, Rusty Quill could release a tape of just Ben talking in his Elias voice for 30 minutes and and sell them for $50 each. They would put them on the store at 8 and be sold out by noon.

  • @tolifeandlove84
    @tolifeandlove84 4 года назад +1131

    *Tim I don't understand this, it just says ok Boomer?*
    *Yeah it does!*
    Thank you mister lebeau for the Elias Tim interaction here amazing spectacular

  • @swordswaltzing
    @swordswaltzing 4 года назад +368

    thats from leitnerpiper69 NAKDJHAKNSDJHANS

  • @samlueke2855
    @samlueke2855 5 лет назад +611

    1. everyone just took this opportunity for catharsis i love it
    2. i love?? his giggle??? idk why its just really very cute lol

  • @alicestolze8327
    @alicestolze8327 3 года назад +86

    The 15th fear is Gertrude Robinson

  • @megandonnelly5831
    @megandonnelly5831 2 года назад +61

    When you realize that the voice of an uber-sexy villain comes out of an adorable teddy bear in glasses.

  • @risipieces
    @risipieces 4 года назад +2486

    edit: please tell me if any of them are off, but this list should be more accurate !!
    0:25 - getting back into character
    0:34 - hey there demons
    0:43 - 420
    0:51 - heelys
    1:05 - the faces he makes as he pre-reads them are EXCELLENT (pt 1)
    1:10 - dummy thicc
    1:25 - ”who is this man?”
    1:30 - drop the baby (pt 1)
    1:36 - i want another divorce (pt 1)
    1:48 - “he will be.”
    1:57 - drop the baby (pt 2)
    2:10 - the faces he makes as he pre-reads them are EXCELLENT (pt 2)
    2:17 - darth plagueis the wise
    2:41 - drop the baby (pt 3)
    2:46 - bonjour, planets!
    2:52 - my very best friend peter lukas
    3:00 - “that’s from Alasdair Stuart!”
    3:10 - “yeah, well you’re dead now.”
    3:18 - that’s communism, babey!
    3:25 - too many micheals
    3:35 - bad take on cows
    3:44 - “see if i care!”
    3:49 - [distantly] “oh, jennifer!”
    3:57 - part time eldritch deity, part time motivational instagram post
    4:05 - good take on cows!
    4:12 - “i am sorry as well”
    4:20 - the faces he makes as he pre-reads them are EXCELLENT (part 3, the BEST one)
    4:24 - i don’t want to KNOW about elias’ weird and terrible kinks and yet here i am. i am kin with the waves of utter disgust coming off the crowd
    4:45 - “NICE”
    5:00 - oh sure bud, definitely believe you
    5:08 - take a shot everytime ben lists the wrong person pt 1
    5:20 - blue
    5:27 - i came out to have a good time and honestly i’m feeling so attacked right now
    5:42 - “not like that!”
    5:51 - mamma mia
    6:13 - nya
    6:30 - i’m crying i do not understand it and i love it (update from the future: i found the mechanisms. i love the mechanisms. i have sold my soul for the mechanisms. long live the mechanisms!)
    6:46 - “lovecraft can take it, he’s dead!.... good”
    7:00 - “gay rights…. gay rights!!!”
    7:06 - “oh, vote labour!” (note: i don’t understand uk politics y’all’re wack sorry. they’re the least bad ones tho right?)
    7:13 - “trans rights…. trans rights!!!”
    7:17 - take a shot everytime ben lists the wrong person pt 2
    7:24 - [distantly] “the NEXT ONE’S from ME!” (you can hear the >:) in his voice
    7:29 - “yeah, yeah it is. i could refuse, and it’d probably be okay” “nope!”
    7:38 - pathfinder
    7:49 - “but as we all know eliAS IS A VILLIAN- get out of here!”
    7:55 - boss baby pt 1
    8:05 - “i dunno how to pronounce *t h a t* !”
    8:09 - frogs, and ben tries to pronounce an emoticon
    8:21 - @.w.@
    8:28 - “you know what? no, nope, that’s not right!”
    8:31 - duran duran
    8:45 - nikola b like
    8:51 - azu deserves the world (note: i do not understand this reference i’m sorry gays)
    9:08 - “because it’s MINE”
    9:14 - [from the background] BOOOOOOOO!!!
    9:18 - short & sweet
    9:27 - tax fraud in the astral plane
    9:38 - i don’t know where this is from and i can’t hear what was said in the background but mood (edit from the future: SHAKESPEARE??)
    9:53 - “you suck!”
    10:00 - i want another divorce (pt 2)
    10:19 - the faces he makes as he pre-reads them are EXCELLENT (pt 3)
    10:22 - Martin Will Not Be Okay
    10:38 - the real villain of the series
    10:44 - boss baby pt 2
    10:57 - “why is boss baby a thing?!”
    11:07 - awful british name
    11:18 - griffin mcelroy has entered the chat
    11:24 - kate bush has entered the chat
    11:38 - mürdër
    11:43 - visit the north!
    12:08 - i’m in academia, not the stock market! (note: eat the rich)
    12:22 - it’s booboo the fool time >:)
    12:32 - smash mouth has entered the chat
    12:55 - minecraft
    13:05 - obi wobi kenobi
    13:13 - oh *no*, i HOPE no AVATARS kidnap my ARCHIVIST, jon, who works in an ISOLATED, UNMONITERED area of tHE MAGNUS INSITUTE ARCHIVES, in LONDON
    13:33 - i did not pass this obliterated me instantly
    13:44 - ok boomer
    13:56 - [distantly] “YEAH IT DOES!” “s h u t u p”
    14:03 - “jennifer.. no” (edit: rusty quill gaming reference!)
    14:15 - b99 has entered the chat
    14:24 - i’m afraid, ivysaurus, i’m afraid (EDIT: DRAGON AGE? THIS IS FUCKING DRAGON AGE? WHAT?)
    14:40 - that LAUGH he’s so excited to wreck pure havoc
    14:45 - grizzop is dead
    15:08 - the eye of elias (note: unironically this is my favourite part)
    15:39 - i am the very model of a modern major general
    16:00 - “i screamed like a scared child”
    16:27 - teeth gang!
    16:35 - wholesome reminders from an eldritch monster 💕💕
    16:46 - the reactions he has as he pre-reads them are EXCELLENT (pt 4)
    16:50 - chuuuuu
    17:00 - he played you like a cheap pipidippy dipitippy (note: i have no idea how the FUCK i’d begin to spell that that’s my best guess and i refuse to take any criticism because i’ve been writing this list out for two hours)
    17:21 - i had to look that up *that’s* from star wars???
    17:27 - christina marie!
    17:35 - deep stellar firma cut
    17:50 - [edit from post 200 era] *god i wish*
    18:06 - this is the one (1) star wars quote i actually know
    18:22 - “i am too stoned to move”
    18:38 - “whoopsie!”
    18:54 - yes he DOES
    19:04 - yes he D O E S

    • @isabelleshaw2383
      @isabelleshaw2383 4 года назад +101

      This must have taken you forever, thank you so much.

    • @risipieces
      @risipieces 4 года назад +48

      Isabelle Shaw no problem! it took a while but a lot of them are off by like a second, so i’m revising it right now

    • @orpheusly69
      @orpheusly69 4 года назад +22

      Thank you for your service

    • @sarahtoews8466
      @sarahtoews8466 4 года назад +30

      You're an absolute hero, thank you.

    • @willberman1562
      @willberman1562 4 года назад +6

      You’re a mitzvah

  • @SpaceS0ck
    @SpaceS0ck 2 года назад +47

    "Lovecraft can take it, he's dead." Will forever live rent free in my head.

  • @cassi-opeia528
    @cassi-opeia528 5 лет назад +659

    Bless you, kind sir. I want this too play at my funeral. I can’t Elias and Peter are getting divorced for the sixth time.

  • @stirrcrazy2704
    @stirrcrazy2704 Год назад +71

    I’m so glad that real voice actors also sometimes have to use a phrase they’re used to saying to get into a voice for a character. I always get self conscious when I do it before a DnD session or whatever, but now I can say it just means I’m being a professional!

  • @Julikex
    @Julikex 4 года назад +111

    Ben saying something as Elias: *👌 *

  • @polyxenifoutsitsi8827
    @polyxenifoutsitsi8827 4 года назад +147

    13:34 somebody PLEASE edit this right before the pipe murder noise, you know the one.

    • @amniamin22
      @amniamin22 3 года назад +5

      Sorry I'm late, but here you go - ruclips.net/video/k6RsPB8GtFA/видео.html
      I would animate it if I could, feel free to do whatever you want with this XD

  • @ThatOneArchivist
    @ThatOneArchivist 8 месяцев назад +17

    I love how EVERYONE booed for the “there is no. Such. Thing. As a good cow.” one, for good reason too

    • @birb7353
      @birb7353 7 месяцев назад +1

      What does that phrase mean?

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 5 месяцев назад +2

      ​@@birb7353It's a reference to Jon and Martin- "Let me know if you see any good cows"- after certain things change in their dynamic.

    • @ThatOneArchivist
      @ThatOneArchivist 5 месяцев назад +2

      @@amandapanda5087 and almost directly before things change dramatically geographically

  • @t.dickinson
    @t.dickinson 4 года назад +237

    love that mcelroy "you know ;)"

  • @jazzierthanyouare5313
    @jazzierthanyouare5313 4 года назад +109

    Honestly Jonny's cackles in the background give me life, he laughs so loud

  • @adelinecarter1887
    @adelinecarter1887 3 года назад +93

    My favorite ones are where you can hear Jonny's laugh in the background with everyone else

  • @beckwells25
    @beckwells25 4 года назад +77

    Mike Lebou in the background "YEAH IT DOES >:)" added 10 years to my life

  • @janehowlett5158
    @janehowlett5158 2 года назад +78

    I love how Ben says gay and trans rights in the Elias voice, and then says it in his normal voice because yes

  • @mothpawbs027
    @mothpawbs027 4 года назад +46

    LEITNERPIPER69 YOU _MADLAD_

  • @dianeinsertlastnamehere7296
    @dianeinsertlastnamehere7296 4 года назад +94

    13:44 Even the Eye, who watches over and knows everything, cannot understand Gen Z humor

  • @justforfunentertainment7076
    @justforfunentertainment7076 2 года назад +32

    Jon laughs so loud in the background it's boosting my serotonin

  • @redrevelry
    @redrevelry 4 года назад +198

    I like to imagine this is Annabelle messing with him gkdj

    • @avaph0bic
      @avaph0bic 4 года назад +10

      thats what i was thinking !!

  • @janehowlett5158
    @janehowlett5158 3 года назад +24

    "That's from LeitnerPiper69, nice!"

  • @bloomingallium
    @bloomingallium 2 года назад +41

    I love how his responses to the crowd get slowly more in character until the crowd seems slightly scared of him towards the end

  • @explosivemuffin795
    @explosivemuffin795 4 года назад +106

    If this happens again, someone has to make him read the lyrics to WAP

    • @voshi8845
      @voshi8845 Год назад +14

      I said certified freak,
      11 days a week,
      ceaseless ass eyes make that statement game weak

    • @amandapanda5087
      @amandapanda5087 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@voshi8845Lol

  • @leilaspiderah5043
    @leilaspiderah5043 4 года назад +209

    this was just one gut punch after another. thank you

  • @lorek33perandfriends47
    @lorek33perandfriends47 4 года назад +63

    He’s got such a good villain voice it’s great

  • @Talia_Foxx
    @Talia_Foxx 4 года назад +159

    No one made him admit that Martin is Babey? Sad.

  • @bitchplease4754
    @bitchplease4754 4 года назад +72

    I’m sobbing and I can’t tell from what emotion

  • @kemmli
    @kemmli 3 года назад +33

    That’s from “lonely at sea”... he _will_ be

  • @cm5061
    @cm5061 7 месяцев назад +7

    elias unironically refers to peter as "the old ball and chain" thanks for coming to my ted talk

  • @cecilbowman1336
    @cecilbowman1336 4 года назад +47

    oh nO! i am in great pain! while dying! as Martin ( *Martin!* ) has just stabbed me with a *knife!*

  • @eldritchbf8223
    @eldritchbf8223 4 года назад +98

    jonny losing it in the background makes this so much better (also his snarky comments lmao)
    edit: AND BRYN

  • @camilarossini2721
    @camilarossini2721 4 года назад +53

    I was literally thinking "it would've been so much fun to make him quote one of the funny-out-of-context lines from Hamlet" and a few minutes later he said, "what a piece of work is man". I am a five-minute prophet.

  • @laserphasers1016
    @laserphasers1016 4 года назад +126

    "y'ai nya nya" red signal furry version

  • @spectatormoon9800
    @spectatormoon9800 Год назад +13

    I love that when he's reading these, for some of them you can SEE the mental buffering-

  • @isnotmimi
    @isnotmimi 4 года назад +92

    9:38 "What a piece of work is man" is from Hamlet, act 2 scene 2.

    • @lokimemes4694
      @lokimemes4694 4 года назад +4

      BallisticPacifist I love Hamlet

    • @camilarossini2721
      @camilarossini2721 4 года назад +1

      Elias is actually Claudius, Gertrude is Gertrude, Leitner is Hamlet Sr., Jon is Hamlet, Martin is Horatio, Tim is Laertes, Melanie is Ophelia. Someone else can do the rest; I'm going to attempt to recover emotionally from this.

  • @Torres-vy7nd
    @Torres-vy7nd 4 года назад +87

    this is the most cursed thing i've ever seen,i love it

  • @mishi-shi
    @mishi-shi 4 года назад +175

    i love whoever it was who made ben say corypheus’s line from dragon age inquisition. bless you, whoever you are

    • @WhimsicalBlades
      @WhimsicalBlades 4 года назад +8

      I thought it sounded familiar. Couldn't quite place it until I read your comment.

    • @AllegoricSiren
      @AllegoricSiren 4 года назад +4

      omg when I heard him start saying it I was like "Wait... Wait I know that." and it took a second and when I recognized it I freaked. Also someone in the audience recognized it if you listen. I love it so much

  • @noabinnendijk361
    @noabinnendijk361 4 года назад +93

    HE READS THE INTRO TO RED SIGNAL YES THANK YOU

  • @dogmouthhorse
    @dogmouthhorse 4 года назад +313

    does anyone know what jonny says at 10:30 ish?? i need to hear what he says about his Martin Crimes

    • @alinaswaney7399
      @alinaswaney7399 4 года назад +288

      "boo all you want, there's no stopping it" i think

    • @dogmouthhorse
      @dogmouthhorse 4 года назад +32

      @@alinaswaney7399 oh i think you're right thank you!!!!

    • @isabella-zx2dc
      @isabella-zx2dc 4 года назад +50

      oh no! Thanks I Hate That!!

    • @roseof_alltrades3809
      @roseof_alltrades3809 4 года назад +17

      @@alinaswaney7399 hmmmm terrifying!

  • @legendarydumpsterfire217
    @legendarydumpsterfire217 2 года назад +23

    6:30
    so i listened to The Bifrost Incident for the first time a few days ago and thought while listening to
    Red Signal "hmmm, this chanting sounds familiar, i wonder why?" flash forward to last night when
    my brain supplied, "didnt Ben say something that sounded kind of like it in an incorrect quote video?"
    which leads me here. i consulted the Spotify lyrics while listening to this, and sure enough, i was
    RIGHT. it was a perfect match! but what solidified it for me was Jonny in the background going
    "YOU'RE BUTCHERING IT!" at 6:45. he would only have said that if he was involved with its conception.
    thank you for coming to me TED talk

  • @glomp4146
    @glomp4146 3 года назад +39

    WHY WAS THE "MAMMA MIA" SO SINCERE

  • @lokimemes4694
    @lokimemes4694 4 года назад +71

    12:52 Minecraft
    13:12 Kidnapping

  • @possessedpeach4455
    @possessedpeach4455 4 года назад +56

    I feel like 17:50 is a direct response from Martin after 3:35

  • @zenodotus-xxiv785
    @zenodotus-xxiv785 4 года назад +40

    2:22 you can hear Jonny laughing in the audience

  • @MissGray-ri9yg
    @MissGray-ri9yg 4 года назад +110

    *my longest yeah boiiiiiiiii ever*

  • @TheRealEvilkitten3
    @TheRealEvilkitten3 4 года назад +23

    how did we not end up with "the tragedy of darth plagueis the eyes"

  • @frogsfoot
    @frogsfoot 10 месяцев назад +7

    god its been years i somehow still have this entire video committed to memory

  • @swiftwolf2950
    @swiftwolf2950 4 года назад +38

    0:43
    OG Elias makes a comeback

  • @JaamKidd69
    @JaamKidd69 3 года назад +16

    "alright ben, what do ya wanna d-" "I WANNA READ STUFF OUT AS ELIAS AGAIN! :D"

  • @victorwesley4394
    @victorwesley4394 4 года назад +162

    almost clicked off at around 4:24 i hate it so much

  • @user-it5wu5iv1w
    @user-it5wu5iv1w 4 года назад +46

    I don't know what I love the most, what he's actually saying or the "names" of the people who sent them in XD

  • @angelaphsiao
    @angelaphsiao 3 года назад +22

    That is an absolutely fascinating moustache, and any Elias fanart that doesn't feature it is now inaccurate in my mind

  • @KaineTheQuiet
    @KaineTheQuiet Год назад +8

    "Lonely at sea, he will be" 😂

  • @yeetusdeletus84
    @yeetusdeletus84 4 года назад +25

    I heard the pika pika and immediately became violent