Dan and Phil vs. JASON - Friday the 13th!
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- Опубликовано: 27 окт 2017
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DAN
Videos: / danisnotonfire
Twitter: / danielhowell
Instagram: / danielhowell
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Facebook: / danisnotonfire
Merch: danandphilshop.com
PHIL
Videos: / amazingphil
Twitter: / amazingphil
Tumblr: / amazingphil
Facebook: / amazingphil
Instagram: / amazingphil
Merch: danandphilshop.com 
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“You could hide under the bed and just watch RUclips.”
Me whenever people come over.
Same
Alyssa F it’s kinda a problem of mine...
Vasarė same actually.
Seriously? Me everyday!
Trash In Training Same. 😂.
“Just walk past him slowly”
**spongbob meme**
jUsT wAlK PaSt hIM sLoWly
why did phil’s brain think sneaking past jason would work and why did dan listen, they share one braincell
"danisnotonline" someone stop this guy LMAO
He protecc
He attacc
But most importantly
He knocked Jason out with a wacc.
Alyssa F YOU GOT A SHOUTOUT SO LUCKY!
Cassady Dzurik THANKS. I DIDNT EVEN EXPECT IT TO HAPPEN. I WAS SHOCKED. 😭
Alyssa F Just saw the shoutout!! I'm so happy for you! That's awesome
Stop with the dead memes
NOICE
"Get your nearest scary object and caress it"
*caresses face*
Actually me! XD
all i had was a bowl of cereal lol
Casper Douglas aww sweetie
Same
Meee!
You know they play Sims too much when Dan says woohoo as an option😂
@Da bongo Buds about 5:50
The Potato Chip 0
My mom got a sign that said woohoo for my birthday and I refused to use it 😅
*Stroking Dan's "Hello Internet" video*
Mckenzie Grace distant screaming from Dan can be heard
Okay but.... Your pfp....
*"should I jack off?"*
there is no meme uhhhh take off your clothes
exhaustedcitrus yes you should
@@tonediaster lmAo it's a reference to something but thank you
me: where's the notification?
youtube: *wHeRe'S tHe NoTiFiCaTiOn*
smøl acc 😂😂😂
Phil pulling his shirt up to his eyes to hide is my new favorite thing about him
*Could he be anymore precious*
Anna Noel we all think that Phil is this adorable soft angel but he is probz an fn animal
Sid Vicious
I honestly have no doubts about that being fully true
snazzy jazzy
He does it multiple times during the vid
Anna Noel my friend *when???*
No he is to precious for this world -Su cute- Wait wut?
I’d love to have an insight in what the other players conversed about. “Who is that antisocial/mute person that barges in out of nowhere, blowing our cover?” “Dani snot online? What a weird name!” “Must be a troll...”
HAHAHHAA
LMAF
I’m on a Dan and Phil marathon, and rediscovered this comment. This is the most likes I ever got, thanks 🤣
@@emdove same lmfai
lmfao* bruh
The thing that stresses me out the most is just watching the stamina bar slowly decrese
Natsuki Chan when i first watched it when it came out it did and now in 2019 i can confirm it still stresses me out.
Is it bad that I want to see Dan falling off his chair again
I want to see that too
it's a thing we all want to see
Not at all I want to see it so badly
We all do, don't worry!
Honestly though, fucking same
Phil: *i want you to get your nearest scary object and caress it*
Me: **gets homework i should be doing**
Erm two essays for tomorrow that I haven’t done
Lmao youre right 😅 i corrected it :p
*strokes alarm clock*
Mariana Maurício *caresses strange mannequin head*
I’m literally doing that right now
*starts caressing knife*
Phil: dont caress a knife
*puts knife back in drawer*
Uke Time daddy Phil has spoken
I sheepishly put my knife away too
Unfortunately I was not near a nife
i was near pot noodle and a death eater pillow.I decided pot noodle was scarier and started caressing the fork in the pot noodle
Uke Time *Bleeds to death*
Will someone plz let D+P know in case they play again- that breathing noise? *Ch ch ch huh huh huh* that means Jason is coming
Paige I’ll try
i have this irrational fear of youtubers not muting themselves when they play multiplayer games and everyone else can hear them oof
phil: *says to do something*
dan: that's a stupid idea, no!
also dan: *still does it and gets killed*
it's so frustrating watching you leave all the doors unlocked and not checking the drawers
*runs away from Jason*
Dan: okay we lost him
*runs back in the direction of Jason*
Phil: I want you to grab your nearest scary object
Me: How tf do I grab my social life
Omfg MOOD
you can’t grab something that’s non existent!
the announcement moose how do I grab my scarily non-existant social life?
I grabbed my face
How tf do I grab my period
this doesn’t scare me it just stresses me the fuck out
hadley your profile pic is amazing
Oh my god, somebody else understands. Seriously this isnt scaring me, just giving me anxiety...still watching it cause Dan and Phil
SAME god
I relate I'm watching this is the dark yet I'm not scared just anxious
hadley sameee
Me the entire video: STOP RUNNING YOU’RE USING UP YOUR STAMINA
Is it bad that I want to hear them interact with the other plays
brokenphasar nah I want to too
I want to hear the other people, too
no, I want to too
Dan: “Is there an option to *woohoo* with any of the other players ?”
He is officially Sims trash
Blogger Girl SIMS TRASH #1
Yes you can click on the person next to you while playing. (Phil)
He protecc
He atacc
But most importantly dan just got stabbed in the bacc
The Jason is a spy!
They a snacc
Omg i live
I just realized if you take the first letter of the months from July through November then it spells Jason!
Makayla Goodnight 🙀 im so glad none of those is my birth month
Not December tho
Tagbootsies Xox unless you want to make it Jason Derulo
Great, September
Makayla Goodnight WOAH!!!! That’s more spooky than what Phil told me to grab... which was a mirror lol
Grab the scariest thing near you and caress it
*caress G note*
pastelydnp *crying suddenly starts and then intensifies*
Brb gotta join the black parade
**caresses 2013 calendar on the month of march**
*Caress G key on my keyboard*
Learning Piano was hell for a while. Then that fateful day in 2019. The day I was dressed as a Gerard inspired demon costume.
Phil's fringe completely camouflaged with the dark background. It was just a floating half Phil head.
TolSmolBean *👌*
*Youll float too*
Alyssa F YES
Alyssa F YES
TolSmolBean same with Dan really
A poem entitled:
Spooky week
Stroke a raven
Dim the lights
Get ready for
A week of frights
But in this week
We all adore
We waste it by spamming
L A D Y D O O R
And we are all screaming
But not of fright
We want Pinof 9
On a very soon night
But we know dan and Phil
Are very busy people
This week gives them chills
They make a video for every week
Dan falls off his chair
Because it was weak
Ffs
It’s Phil’s turn
Thanks for the strokes friend
these all deserve awards👏👏
Madora TheCutie you, my friend, are an ARTIST
the stroking fridge thing could have been just a really dark eating disorder joke
Ana jim oh goodness...I want to hug that person now...
My mind went there too. I'm surprised Dan's didn't.
Yeah, that would be for me
@@Sara-vn2kz exactly. I was thinking hed say that
Oh shit😐... Someone needs to tell Dan!
My nearest scary object is my cat squidd
She is being stroked
She likes it
Now she bite the screen
Spooky squidd
How is squidd doing
Please pet squidd for me if you're able to, she is valid and I love her
Pies hehe unus
Is Squidd ok?
Is Squidd ok?
Will Dan fall off his chair this week
Hope so
if he doesn’t, i’m unsubscribing
Avery Bradley’s Son he has to
Avery Bradley’s Son I hope so
Avery Bradley’s Son let's hope 😂
dan falling of this chair is the *only content i signed up for.*
I'm calling it 3 more days, if he doesn't fall off I'm unstanning
Same. And they’re failing at providing that content for us.
laniefalls LANIE!
And ya I've been wanting to make the joke danisnotonchairs 😭😂
Phil: I want you to dim the lights
Me: *dims lights*
Phil: I want you to grab the nearest scary object
Me: *grabs math textbook*
Phil: And cores it
Me: *throws math textbook across room*
not today
(no textbooks were harmed)
ømgshutuplucy caress**
Twenty øne Dawsøn I know your name is Twenty One Pilots, and if it's a mix of Shane Dawson as well, I'm very happy.
If it's not I'm still happy because I stan Twenty One Pilots
caress***
caress
*nOt tOdAy sAtAn!1!!*
"Get your nearest scary object"
Me: grabs my mirror
Phil: grab the nearest scary object
Me: *grabs the Polaroid from truth bombs*
ready
Lollipop1418 me: *grabs all my overdue assignments* I'm reAdY
omfg
I grabbed a pair of scissors.
Lollipop1418 h
*grabs my two dog puppets* yeah this is normal...
If Dan doesn't fall off his chair by the end of spooky week, I'm gonna need Phil to push him.
he has to fall one way or another 😂
Bahahaha its not spooky week without it 😂😂
I want to see that happen
Vanessa Hansmann 😂😂😂😂
What’s if both of them all together? OOF
D: **as Jason throws him to the ground** NOT THE SWEATER!!! NoT tHe SwEaTeR!!!!
J: **stabs Dan's character in the face**
Me:..... **meekly** at least the sweater is still in one piece.........
in honour of the end of the hiatus and the approach of a potential spooky week, please please do this game again!!
Can it be Halloween every week so this never ends
Coralie Anne yESS
Coralie Anne yassss please never stop they make spooky week and Halloween and everything scary funny
Coralie Anne YESS
RIGHT
As much as I love them, we need to understand that they need days off, and they already do enough for us
Doctor: you have 47 minutes and 11 seconds of life
Me:
Τζινα Τσιουραντανη * watches a marathon of dan and phil baking videos instead * XD
I would watch a pinof marathon Gina ( I can read your name because I am living in Greece)
*someone gets brutally murdered in the background“
Dan: “this is hilarious!”
Phil: Hagis Haven
Dan: No, it's Higgins Haven
10 minutes later...
Dan: Jarvis ReDiSeNeNcE
spooky week is the best time of the year
Sefraca 😱😱😱66 likes 😱😱😱😱Satan is with you 😱😱😱6666666
Sefraca yes it is the best time of the year
Sefraca no
u r soooo right sefraca
Sefraca besides gamingmas
"NOT THE SWEATER NOT THE SWEATER"
I love Dan's priorities
I know! A guy just died horribly. Not the sweater!😂
The Russians weren’t saying anything offensive and were actually pretty wholesome, they added each other as friends even :)
I still can't belive I missed this, but if you go by the barn which is close to Jason's hideout, he gets notified. Also, the sweater was a way to live longer bcuz it makes you invincible for the first hit.
Jason: *is seen through the window*
Phil: ajafalajafaaahhjusthidejusthide
The struggles of closing the goddamn door.
you're right...they should use the *LADY DOOR*
Both of these references killed me help
*hears panic! at the Disco playing faintly in the distance*
Haven't you people ever heard of it?
brookleekchild Lololololollolol
I chime in with a haven’t you people ever heard of *closing a goddamn lady door*
Dan and Phil: the nerds who avoid other people, run away and hide but still gets killed in the first moments of a horror movie..
They protec
They attac
But most importantly
Jason stabs from the bac
Zoe P No, they kept running, they kept flailing, but in the end, they ended up being directly caught by Jason because they tried to sneak pass him and attack him
...I hate these sentences XD
dank bro
Zoe P stop with the dead memes
Stop this meme I hate it
Just sneak towards him they said, it'll be fine they said.
"There was something else on the shelf" (my friend, yelling from a room and a hallway away)
"IS IT AN ELF"
The fridge can be the scariest thing in the house when it's empty and all it has are tomatoes.
tomatoes in the fridge?
Excuse me, I love tomatoes
Also do you not put the tomatoes in the fridge?
phil playing a horror game gives me more anxiety than anything
Am I the only one who was screaming "Close the door!" every time Dan entered a house and left the door open? As if that wasn't a big red flag for Jason to investigate.
Capricorn_Gaming(Vor) They forgot to close the godamn door
I almost screamed in frustration. t least Jason having to break down the door would give them time to escape!
they forgot to close the ladydoor
CrankiBlue Angel
Oh dear...
TheRedPandaCat i’m frustrated in myself XD
Phil: Hello Dan and Phil games. Serial killers.
Me: my secret identity has been revealed.*hides under the desk*
Mom: *walks in the room* My daughter what on earth are you doing.
Me: im keeping my sanity.
skellygirl judging by that comment, your sanity’s been fine a long time.
Lol jk
r/thathappened
every time dan talked into the chat thing i actually died can we have more of this
Bab's Uvula Who? Imagine him on Omegle
Phil: don’t use all your stamina
Dan: NArUTOOOOOO
"Dim your lights"
* Light switch is 5 meters away *
*Im sorry i don't exercise*
Vanessa Hansmann lol yes me!
me
Erikaahh_Mae I can Relate
Vanessa Hansmann guess you dont have... _a light switch_ near you
I'm wacthing this just before I go to giued camp in the woods in the middle of nowhere
stella good luck bud
Did you survive?
@@fad3703 I some how did
Who else is watching Dan and Phil while quarantined? I’m doing homework while watching this
Phil : if you're easily offended by murder-
Dan : then get wrecked
Leyah Juarez I read that when they said that
Gracelyn Kees lol
Leyah Juarez, I didn't know that it's 18's because I missed the start... Now I'm traumatised *YAY*
dan and phil: lets stay in the house, we're fine, we're fine.
narrator: *they were not fine*
When people ask if you're fine and you have to say you're fine but you're really not fine
hi my name is [doge] when was it
hi my name is [doge] DUNN DUNN DUNN
your name is everything
Faceless killers, the dark and forests in the rain are my literal worst nightmare why do i do this to myself? Oh rite *because its Dan and Phil*
5:26
Phil: "Friday the 13th is one of those things I watched as a kid when I was far too young to-"
Me: "DIEEE, FAR TOO YOUNG TO DIEEE"
I get anxiety every time they open a door and leave it open.
Dan got so happy about the axe, then phil died
"I chimed in with haven't you people ever heard of closing the goddamn door!" Literally me whenever they went into a cabin and didn't close the door behind them
“Why are they locking the doors?” Oh idk maybe because there’s a killer on the loose ?? 😂
Phil-what's scary about your fridge?!
Me- .... it's empty
phoenixheart15
It’s the carbs phil..THE CARBS
THEYRE COMING FOR ME
I ATE THEIR ANCESTORS
phoenixheart15 DUN DUN DDDDUUUUNNNNNNN
"Caress your nearest scary objects."
*Proceeds to gently caress the cake sat in front of me*
Nothing scarier than carbs
Chloe Zoe Johnson true
omg😂😂😂🎂🍰
Chloe Zoe Johnson My tiny pup is so scary amirite
Phil's Dead Houseplant my cat terrifying
Chloe Zoe Johnson *gets next to my ACTs*
*Caresses it gently and dRAMATICALLY THROW IT INTO THE TRASH*
Phil: 'grab your nearest scary object'
me: *strokes my GCSEs revision guides*
mood.
Phil: starring a guy called *Jason*
Me: I stole my older brother’s Jason mask and I don’t have a machete but a loaf of bread will do~
Oooh, who’s ready for my Halloween party?
When you combine dan, phil and jason... You get the jumpscares of dan's screams and knives combined
Alana Wilson sameee
Dan talking to the other players made me laugh so much 😂
teaholic sameeee
PHIL'S WEARING HAWKINS ARCADE SHIRT I'M SCREAMING
I must've fallen asleep while watching a dnp vid, but I've got autoplay on, so now, at 6am in the holidays, I was woken up by Dan's screaming. very nice.
Honestly same lol
only dan would get to play as the emo first
*and refer to her as an 'alternative person' to hide his shame*
Dan:*mocks Phil for looking at wrong camera* Dan 30 secs later:*looks at wrong camera*
I love watching people play this but I would never have the guts to play it 😂
This game isn't scary to me, it's just triggering my anxiety
Alli Williams Saaaaaaaaame
Mood 24/7
No matter how fast you run Jason will always walk faster😂
My parents walked in on me watching this in the pitch black with toast and my Spanish book and they just slowly backed out.
Your parents understand
I was caressing a loudly complaining cat.
Ellen Private I was caressing my face bc that’s scary 😂😂
I was caressing my boobs cuz they scary and I absolutely hate them
Ellen Private I wish I could do that
Phil: get your nearest scary object
Me: I don’t know how to caress my emotional stability
Watching this on Friday the 13th
TheWaffel Gaming S A M E Happy Friday the 13th
Keira Saldana Happy Friday the 13th!!
What a BAMF you all are. I really hope you aren't dead
Me too!
*petition for this to be a series or continued?*
*signed*
*signs*
*signs using the blood of my enemies and gives a thumbs up*. :P
Random person on the internet *signed*
Random person on the internet *signs petition*
I CAN'T BELIEVE I JUST MISSED FIRST SPOOKY LIVE VIDEO
OMG SAME
SAME I WAS EATING TACOS BUT SAME
same.
same :(
THE ONE TIME I GO OUT OF MY HOUSE I MISS A LIVE SHOW
Phil: **caw caw** hello Dan and Phil games Birds. Today we will play Can your Raven
Oh noo!
"grab the nearest scary thing and caress it"
*starts caressing my student debt*
Therapist : Whats your motivation
Me:Dan and Phil games spoopy week
Me: Nothing, That's why I'm here.
you're on some thin ice with god out here saying spoopy still
Pixel Life yes. F***ing yes
I wanted Dan and Phil to talk to other people they were playing with!
Ally Tyler Dan and Phil don't talk to anyone let's face it 😂
HOLY CRAP THE “hey man I’m your camp counselor” AMERICAN ACCENT THING THAT DAN DID WAS SO GOOD
IKR. HIS AMERICAN ACCENT IS WEIRDLY GOOD IM SO CONFUSED
I'm on my period and this game keeps making me clench, my god there's blood everywhere
Le Me lovely 😂😂😂
oh my god tmi 💀
A mood 😂😂❤
same
Phil: *"I want you to get your nearest scary object!"*
Me: *"A mirror?"*
Isabelle Lewis THEY ARE SCARY HAVE YOU TRIED BLOODY MARY?!?!?!?!?
the 212 likes were possible by me
Phil : I want you to get your nearest scary object and caress it.
Me : k sure I can do that
Mom : tf are you doing
Some Stuff Lmao
Oooooo my god i cant
WHY AM I ONLY JUST SEEING THIS I WAS KECK WE WERE GETTING SO MAD AT YOU FOR NOT TALKING LMAOOOOO
Did you just start watching Dan and Phil/DAPG??
@@melanieconway3437 no Ive been watching them for years it’s that I just saw the video x
@@milliealwyn 👌
THE LONGEST TWO MINUTES OF MY LIFE