The Ballad of the Noob - World of Warcraft machinima
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- Опубликовано: 7 сен 2024
- HQ version here: www.vimeo.com/1...
Yes, we are the original creators of this film...and of course we know that Horde can't talk to or trade with Alliance, etc. It's all just for teh funny!
Also, yup that was a real level 1 character and a real level 60 character (the highest before the Expansion). 90% of this was filmed in-game on the Silver Hand server.
Winner, best music/dance film, Blizzard/Xfire summer movie contest '06.
You can download an mp3 of the song and lyrics at our website - www.stonefalconproductions.com
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Havn't heard this for years. The noob is still rocking.
Official Classic is Summer 2019.
The noob shall rock once again...
@@tomwolfe7782 Classic TBC now
classic cata soon@@luiswilding375
It’s 2019 and i feel nostalgic 😊 this never gets old
it's now 2022 and I haven't listened to this song since 2008, feels good man!
Hello from 2022. and I watched this when it first appeared.
2023, checked, confirmed, over
2024 checkin in
A timeless classic! We're only a few months away from having Blizzard release Classic Warcraft, and now somehow all this old machinima becomes relevant again.
totally agree!!
aaaaaaand Blizzard ruined it.
God I miss when that company was ran by people who enjoyed the games they make.
Bobby Kotick needs to be forced out.
Years... I've searched for this video for years! I'm so unbelievably happy I've finally found it!!
I remember this video from long ago... i think it won the 2006 or so xfire video contest.
makes me happy to see it again :)
time to see it again a decade later!
moral of the story... never get married
yup.
REAL moral of the story... get married and kick WoW out of your life!! :)
I did just that, I started wow back in 2006, DEC 11th 3 days after this video was made; but as the years rolled on and the friends stopped playing I called it quits last year on dec 26th? But it was a fun run. Anyways take care Toa.
Yup
@@ToaMeikhaal fuck that, kick wow out but don't get married
This video just never gets old!
Agreed
Legend has it that to this very day, that noob still wanders duskwood, looking to take on more level 60s in his uber leet gear.
I bet he's still level 1.
I never get tired of this video!
Any1 here from classic? :D
2019 and this noob is still a legend !
The memories are flooding back, get back to classic :)
This hits me in the feels when I listen to it again. First WoW video I ever watched, all those years ago.
+Gihipoxu Same here, mate. Good times...
6 Days until CLASSIC launches! Must re-watch all this old and amazing WoW videos!
This little video still makes me smile all these years later
To take a Johnny Cash song and make this is just epic. Way to go. And i remember these days, sure do miss em. Just came back to wow and must say i miss Vanilla
Look up Feenix WoW its a great Vanilla Private server
Mister Power No, it fucking sucks and it's so buggy!! Just wait for warlords of Draenor expansion..
When I played it wasnt buggy at all and WoD isnt going to be anything like vanilla...
Mister Power no but it's close enough game play wise to help you remember I hope they put experience back to vanilla have have a level 60 take you to out land boom instant 40
@@weeklyrush6955 Bet you feel pretty stupid now, eh?
I still have it on my faves.. still love it. and still play wow.
Ah, this is a definite classic.
Takes me back. Another classic WoW machinima that cheers me up in the monotonous adult life I live these days.
Still coming back to this video after all these years.. I feel so old 😂
Ah man! This takes me back to the good ol' days of _World of Warcraft_... Fond memories of bygone days, I tell you what. I'm glad has been in my favorites for years.
Winner, best music/dance film, Blizzard/Xfire summer movie contest '06.
Took me over an hour to find this! oh man.... finally! (forgot the name!)
There is a lot of great old WoW songs, but I have always felt this one is the best.
I'm still waiting for that day when I'm sitting in a bar.. and someone does a cover of this.
I and many 'old folk' will be laughing and crying.
Still the best World of Warcraft machinima around:-)
Still loving this video years later. A+ job :)
This goes hand in hand with my selected Christmas tunes such as 'Christmas time in Dun Morogh'. It's not festive without my WoW tunes.
2017 and still listening to this... Going to say that this has stood the test of time better than most pop songs have
2024, and yeah, it never gets old 😅
HIS EX WIFE KILLED HIM, NOT THE NOOB
2022 still watching!
17 years on, listening to Johnny Cash, and I remembered this song. Still golden. Amazing.
One of the all time greats. I have to watch it every year or so, and it never gets old.
Back in early wow, if I remember correctly for a short time there undead a and only undead a could speak to the alliance.
i didnt play back then, could a lvl one even ride a horse?
+Archlight Nah but you couldn't do a lot of what this video shows. Mounts back in the old days were level 40 for the 60% speed one and level 60 for the 100% speed (now they are lvl 20 and 40). They also cost considerably more money for the riding skill. Think it was 100 gold for the lvl 40 mount and 1000g for the lvl 60, which in WoW now, isn't much money but back then 1000g was a lot of cash. It'd take you a good bit of time after hitting the level cap (60 back then) to save up the 1000 for your 100% speed mount.
Lyrics :)
Once upon a time in the early mornin’
In the town of Northshire a noob was born
And he yawned and stretched and blinked the mornin’ light
And he sawed and see’d him standing right there
With a yellow exclamation parked over his hair
So he asked that fella’ just what there was around to find
Well the noob was ordered to kill some kobold
So he ran right over and did what he’s told
And by the time it was over that noob was feelin’ dumb
“I’m way too uber for the likes of this place” he said
“I think it’s time to pick up the pace”
So he boldly left town even though he was only level one
He walked through the fields and he crossed the river
Until he entered a place that made most noobs shiver
It was Duskwood, where the undead walk the land
Well the trees were scary and so was the grass
But the noob saw somebody riding up the path
So he put out an arm and waved one noobish hand
When the rider got closer the noob could see
He had just hailed a Horde who was level sixty
And not only that he was flagged for PVP
Well most noobs would have turned and run
But that noob decided to do something dumb
He stood in the road and gave the Horde some grief
At first the Horde was a little surprised
By the noob who obviously wanted to die
But he laughed so hard he even shed some tears
“Hey this guy’s got a certain appeal”
“So I’ll tell you what noob I’ll make you a deal”
“You beat me, and I’ll give you all my gear”
So the noob got out his little short sword
And started to whack away at the horde
Who just stood there laughing his butt off in the road
“I’ll let him wail on me for a while”
Though the Horde to himself, as he smiled
“And then BAM! It will all be over for that choob”
Now about this time, in real life
That Horde got a phone call from his ex-wife
He wondered if he should answer the phone or stay
“Well that noob won’t kill me in million years”
“So if I wait a few minutes, who cares”
And he got up to get the phone and went AFK
But that little noob, well he hacked and slashed
As if every stroke was burning in cash
And very slowly, he withered away that horde’s HP
And the Horde’s ex kept him on the phone
Much longer than he though he’d be gone
And when he finally hung up, it felt like an hour or three.
Well the Horde finally got himself back to the screen
And what he saw there nearly made him scream!
That noob had widdled his hitpoints down to eight
The Horde flew to the keyboard to lift his mace
But that noob let fly one right to the face
And that Horde crashed to the ground… one second too late
Well the Horde knew that he’d been beat
He cleared his throat and looked down at his feet
And the noob, he danced around like he’d gone mad
And the Horde said, “well I’m a guy of my word”
“So here’s all my stuff although you look absurd”
And he handed that noob every last little thing he had
The noob rode away with all of his prizes
While the Horde just sat there and cried out his eyes
At this point my tale is nearly done
In Azeroth, they still tell the story
Of the noob that left town, looking for glory
And took on a level sixty… and won….
I like how many peeps write something stupid like: OH HES LVL 1 NUUB HE CANT MOUNT, FAAAAAKE!!!!11 :P
8 years later and people still dont get it
ikr, ~tries to be clever~ :P
After 13 years still my favorite wow music video.
damn i was under 20 when my friend showed this movie to me . Now im 31 and i feel so damn old and I miss those old days .Time flies so fast :((
Wrath of the Lich King were the best years of WoW
Sounds a lot like A Boy Named Sue by Johnny Cash. I prefer the WoW version though
bet that noob jumped 20 lvls in one fight wish we could do that now
40* lvls back then dude
Nicholas Rosberg Like now, there was no exp for killing players back then.
level difference is too high for him to even hit
Jesus, I remember watching this when I was like 13 or 14. I’m now 23. WoW forever! ❤️
Beautifully done and, if there's an achievement for multi-level nostalgia, GRATZ!
who misses old wow?
yes
The level 60 is a noob for not having the (second wind) perk
OMG they had no perk back then, we are talking about the good WoW times not the shit u play today.
This comment made me laugh :D
Hector Floyd times change >:c
Hector Floyd
yup.
For The Horde!
***** For suth!
7 years later, still awesome.
2024 👴🏻
Without doubt the best WoW machinima ever made....
December 2023, and I still love it like the first day
Man I'm happy I was able to find this lol. I remember watching this when I was a literal child.
I can't believe I still remember this as if it was day one of its posting. True wow fan XD
It is 2023 and I was feelin' nostalgic. I joined in Beta and had a Blast! This video never gets old!
How could anyone dislike this video? This has to be the best WoW machinima out there, period.
You know, this has held up so well. I giggled just as much today as I did when it first came out.
Damn, exactly 10 years to the day. I remember watching this when it was new. I feel old now.
2024.. started playing wow classic after 10years maybe? First thing i had to do was listening to this old skool classic
What a great video!! Nice job!! Very entertaining and fun to watch!!
Despite all these years it takes me back ! (Best Johnny Cash impersonation ever ! :p) Thanks always, again and again so much !
My mum showed me this sooo long ago now. She really loved it haha. Miss those times.
The best line in the song
"And waved his nubbish hand" xD I always start to laugh when I hear that!
he said "foolish". "Put out an arm and waved one foolish hand"
This was one of the first WoW videos I ever watched.
Still awesome.
It's really weird hearing this because I had this song on an mp3 player, and the intro song to Final Fantasy: Crystal Chronicles was set to play after it. When the video ended, I half-expected the strum of the stringed instrument at the beginning of the FFCC intro to play.
Once in a few years, we all find ourselves back here :)
I remember in vanilla when I first entered Duskwood and saw all those glowing eyes in the bushes. I thought something was going to jump me.
12 years ago to date. Still a great video!
Last time I watched this I just started playing wow (few months before BC) proper nostalgia hit, now to find that series with illidan and the other raid bosses, was another funny one
Azerothian Super Villains
2022 and still enjoying the Noob
First WoW vid I ever watched.. I want to play this game again.
Started leveling my void elf in Duskwood, and even though I haven't heard this song in 11 years it was stuck in my head the entire time. Had to come back to watch this masterpiece again!
Completely loving the vids, will definitely watch some more. Thanks for uploading great stuff!
this is still so epic many years later
250 people lost there gear to a noob
this was the first wow vid i ever watched great vid
I haven't seen this video is years. Makes me smile when I listen to it.
One of my favorite WoW videos. Haven't seen it since BC, so I had to look it up so I can add it to my favorites :)
I gotta say that was quite a tale. I wonder though what happened to the noob?
Noob (taking out Frostmourne): So do i, by the way, Nice tale, almost warmed my heart!
Simply put, this video is a classic. Saw it when it first came out all those years ago and it's aged well - the story is timeless, really.
2021 and this is still so good. Who is in tbc ?
Thanks YT for reminding me this awesome song exists, 14years later xD
Rewatching after over a decade! My sister and I loved this while we ran deadmines as kids
I am back 14 years later.... to finish this song.... Because 14 years ago it crashed and couldn't watch it to the end...
I only just now made the connection that this is is based off the song "a boy called sue"
Oh, how I love those old Machinima-Days in WOW - you guys wrote history there :)
Oh wow!!! I am totally overwhelmed by the greatness of this song and video!!!!!!
Man this song is awesome! I've got it stuck in my head now!
This video made me want to try wow out all those years ago, still playin'.
just gonna comment right before new years to see if anyone comes back in 2022
I came back and this ballad is still just as beautiful as ever💜
Watching this 2022... oh my life
The classics never die.
I love the 3rd guy who comes along and laughs.
I like how he ran all the way to Duskwood without getting ROFLPWNT by Defias Cutpurses, Bears, Wolves, Spiders, HOGGER, etc....
:P
Either way, good stuff.
12 years old but its back on my recommended
A piece of WoW history.
I miss these old machinimas where everything is filmed in game
Lol i wonder how long would it take to a 2 level kill my main warrior with 140 k hp lol
damn this was from 2006 already
I feel so damn old now:(
God I remember when Xfire had that competition. That was freakin ages ago. Liked this video then Like It now ^_^ GOOD JOB!
hahaha one of the best wow vids ive seen.
and i also couldnt help but noticed your pink room hehe
This was much better than I was expecting. It kind of reminded me of the song "The Devil Went Down to Georgia", and I loved this for that reason.
Holy crap this song brings back so many memories of Vanilla. Back in the days of grinding MC while listening to warcraftmovies.com(youtube wasn't around) lol ahh the good ol days.
Am now in my mid 30s and listened to this when I was like 19, those were the god damn days.
I just want to say, this took place in the old wow, I loved the old wow. That's why the level 60 thought he was so good, cuz he was back then.
I like to think that the lvl 60 was the guy sung the ballad, and just looked back on it and decided to make this