JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Diamond is Unbreakable OST - The Hand

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  • Опубликовано: 5 ноя 2024
  • many thanks to the actual person who bought and dumped this OST to the internet

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @ruipereira6509
    @ruipereira6509 3 года назад +6277

    The enemy can't predict what you're doing if you don't know it either.

  • @heresthadude1080
    @heresthadude1080 4 года назад +7156

    Koichi: I'm gonna be this part's JoBro.
    Okuyasu:

    • @adrianamaya6102
      @adrianamaya6102 4 года назад +561

      Koichi is Jotaro jobro for part 4

    • @kamui4552
      @kamui4552 4 года назад +308

      @@adrianamaya6102 avdol is joseph jobro in part 3

    • @kamui4552
      @kamui4552 4 года назад +10

      @Ties de Jong nope, not at all

    • @aer0340
      @aer0340 4 года назад +20

      YEs BUT ACTUALLY, NO.

    • @tvgaming2132
      @tvgaming2132 4 года назад +21

      @@gyutarogaming917 so a dude who always got his bros back saved his life and kochis used quick thinking to win fights so okuyasu is not the best part four jobro THATS A LIE

  • @suspiciousde862
    @suspiciousde862 4 года назад +16011

    To sum up Okuyasu:
    *”I have no idea what im doing and you cant stop me”*

    • @ieatshoeswhatcaisay
      @ieatshoeswhatcaisay 4 года назад +358

      Pretty much

    • @dieg2063
      @dieg2063 4 года назад +749

      “Hey man your moms hot”

    • @disgal6235
      @disgal6235 4 года назад +759

      Okuyasu is too pure
      _"I dont have a plan so ill go for it anyways"_

    • @AbyssalLagaiacrusWithAnExtraA
      @AbyssalLagaiacrusWithAnExtraA 4 года назад +194

      It's scare how accurate this is-

    • @mech1x
      @mech1x 4 года назад +398

      Josuke: "An Alien? Really? We should interga-"
      Okuyasu: *Peace was never an option*

  • @-Ryu
    @-Ryu 4 года назад +5506

    It is my personal belief that Okuyasu didn't die because he was too stupid to fully understand what dying meant.

  • @diobrando5676
    @diobrando5676 5 лет назад +5397

    Okyasu: chili pepper hasn't fought me before
    Josuke: yes he has
    Okyasu: he hasn't fought me twice

  • @Sputnik_Man
    @Sputnik_Man 4 года назад +5615

    Me: I guess it’s a trope that a Jobro has to die in their part.
    Okuyasu: THIS IS SUCH GOOD WATER!

    • @GammaBeta656
      @GammaBeta656 4 года назад +430

      Curiously, Part 4 was the only Part where no Jobros died permanently, unless you count Shigechi as a Jobro.

    • @thetads2623
      @thetads2623 4 года назад +241

      Shigetchi’s death was the saddest in part 4
      Change my mind

    • @GammaBeta656
      @GammaBeta656 4 года назад +348

      @@thetads2623 Considering it was one of the only friendly deaths.. i wouldnt deny it.
      But to be fair, although Shigechi's death was pretty emotional considering he put up such a fight just to try and get to Josuke and Okuyasu, i still felt a lot worse when Okuyasu himself was killed against Kira (obviously before he came back from the dead and saved Josuke's ass). Josuke's reaction of denial was heartbreaking to watch, and just seeing such a wonderful and goofy character die so suddenly brought me to tears. Reminded me of Polnareff when Avdol died in Part 3, which was also a heartwrenching moment.

    • @thetads2623
      @thetads2623 4 года назад +31

      I can’t argue against that logic

    • @danusio7548
      @danusio7548 4 года назад +79

      @@thetads2623 somewhere on the internet i saw a picture of shigechi from eoh t-posing and it haunts me to this day

  • @Remington-wl7jp
    @Remington-wl7jp 5 лет назад +8194

    Okuyasu on his reveal: Intimidating and tough. Rough around the edges and violent.
    Okuyasu the entire rest of the season: "OI JOSUKE I ACCIDENTALLY GLUED MY FORESKIN TO MY BELLY BUTTON"

    • @L3X1N
      @L3X1N 4 года назад +838

      He's a dog.
      You just described domestic dogs.

    • @disgal6235
      @disgal6235 4 года назад +646

      Okuyasu first: _"You'll die by my power dumbass!"_
      Okuyasu after: *"Me smol brained geeozsukeh"*

    • @bagel4943
      @bagel4943 4 года назад +478

      "OI JOSUKE I ACCIDENTALLY USED ZA HANDO TO KNOCK OVER A CANDLE INTO A PILE OF DYNAMITE"

    • @aer0340
      @aer0340 4 года назад +93

      ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @load-bearingcoconut5586
      @load-bearingcoconut5586 4 года назад +62

      @@aer0340 hello, fellow me!

  • @convenient_username
    @convenient_username 3 года назад +2032

    I'm going to pay the Speedwagon Foundation to give Okuyasu a private school so his iq doesn't match the weight of a feather

  • @disteko2011
    @disteko2011 4 года назад +16072

    Josuke and Okuyasu actually have the same hairstyle, Josuke just has more hair.

    • @zaamburancu2734
      @zaamburancu2734 4 года назад +2510

      No no he’s got a point

    • @requiem5206
      @requiem5206 4 года назад +1900

      that's true but you shouldn't say it.

    • @GodILoveSharks
      @GodILoveSharks 4 года назад +1509

      now i'm gonna give you 5 seconds to delete this
      *clacks gun*

    • @felixgarcia9650
      @felixgarcia9650 4 года назад +1847

      Then bald people have *all* hairstyles

    • @HermitBubble11
      @HermitBubble11 4 года назад +1133

      @@felixgarcia9650 Schrödinger's haircut

  • @marieparisi4522
    @marieparisi4522 4 года назад +4513

    Okuyasu in one quote
    "I WOULD BE TERRIFYING IF I HAD ANY IDEA WHAT I WAS DOING"

    • @venturinni
      @venturinni 3 года назад +35

      True

    • @addderalll
      @addderalll 3 года назад +21

      YES

    • @Elysia_bed
      @Elysia_bed 3 года назад +125

      *He just don't have any brain cell,cause『the hand』erase okuyasu's brain cell*

    • @gojifankotm7927
      @gojifankotm7927 3 года назад +17

      If they use this line in the actual show I swear to god-

    • @aperson4287
      @aperson4287 3 года назад +19

      @@gojifankotm7927 Spoiler : They don't.
      But it would be hilarious if they did

  • @milesrs6775
    @milesrs6775 5 лет назад +5765

    I love how badass this theme sounds despite Okuyasu being the biggest goofball.

    • @Chwarzerd
      @Chwarzerd 4 года назад +205

      Miles Le Kid can’t deny his badass moments when they do happen

    • @mithmoonwalker
      @mithmoonwalker 4 года назад +46

      jotaro has a competitor

    • @NeroGodsant
      @NeroGodsant 4 года назад +180

      That's because it is The Hand's theme, not Okuyasu's

    • @bcthegoat27
      @bcthegoat27 4 года назад +39

      That's why we love him

    • @examichelle
      @examichelle 4 года назад +30

      Okuyasu is a pure boi

  • @okuyasunijimura8847
    @okuyasunijimura8847 3 года назад +6987

    OIII JOSUKE!! I used [Za Hando] to erase all ads on this video! Ain't that Wacky?!?

    • @Crashman-1005
      @Crashman-1005 3 года назад +176

      Thanks

    • @Elysia_bed
      @Elysia_bed 3 года назад +256

      *That's ok okuyasu. It's better this way (**2:11**)*

    • @invisibleenenra9596
      @invisibleenenra9596 3 года назад +57

      That’s my man!!!!

    • @Flowuis
      @Flowuis 3 года назад +55

      good job okuyasu. ads are no more.

    • @odstagent1070
      @odstagent1070 3 года назад +46

      Thanks, that why you're the most epic jojobro

  • @aweeb2060
    @aweeb2060 4 года назад +7814

    Kira: has a HAND fetish
    Also kira: is weak to 'THE HAND'
    *irony*

    • @josephstalinjoestar4828
      @josephstalinjoestar4828 4 года назад +583

      I think anyone is weak to a stand that can literally erase the existence of whatever it touches

    • @coldheartedcroc2238
      @coldheartedcroc2238 4 года назад +264

      @@josephstalinjoestar4828 *GER would like to know your location*

    • @hammer4549
      @hammer4549 4 года назад +125

      This ZA HANDO is about to slap you out of existence

    • @IAm-zo1bo
      @IAm-zo1bo 4 года назад +83

      @@coldheartedcroc2238 ain't got shit on ZA HANDO

    • @dylanmorrow9602
      @dylanmorrow9602 4 года назад +27

      [ZA HANDO]*

  • @user-uc6hl6pr1j
    @user-uc6hl6pr1j 5 лет назад +14329

    why is his theme longer than the hand’s actual screen time

    • @CoolGamer-qz5zp
      @CoolGamer-qz5zp 4 года назад +910

      Pretty much every character theme in any sort of media. Always much longer than it should conciveably be

    • @rudysantayana4252
      @rudysantayana4252 4 года назад +738

      Kukle Maps okuyasu doesn’t need to be drunk to do something like that

    • @derpysman2001
      @derpysman2001 4 года назад +1041

      @@rudysantayana4252 OI JOSUKE! I was checking out our script and accidentally erased my fight scenes with ZA HANDO, can you put it back together? Hurry up! Araki-sama will be upset if he finds out!

    • @spicyair710
      @spicyair710 4 года назад +199

      @@CoolGamer-qz5zp Well, the theme has to be in almost every situation that the character will be in. If they make the theme really long, with lot's of different parts, there's no need to tweak the music.

    • @dieg2063
      @dieg2063 4 года назад +42

      Why does this remind me of new super Mario bro’s on DS

  • @inlander.wentruz
    @inlander.wentruz 4 года назад +4244

    I want a side series of Okuyasu travelling the world and being like a skinny, japanese Guy Fieri. His show would be called Sit-Downs, Steakhouses, and Standos.

    • @benjaminokonski9186
      @benjaminokonski9186 4 года назад +157

      I LOVE Diners, Drive-Ins, and Dives, and I LOVE JJBA, so I would pay good money to watch that!

    • @Davesothoth
      @Davesothoth 4 года назад +83

      In what world is Okuyasu skinny

    • @eggmar7232
      @eggmar7232 4 года назад +19

      Welcome to triple S

    • @demi-femme4821
      @demi-femme4821 4 года назад +81

      @@Davesothoth Well, skinny in comparison to Guy Fieri.

    • @Pinnaporaptor
      @Pinnaporaptor 4 года назад +21

      He fights stand users along the way

  • @italianfish11
    @italianfish11 3 года назад +480

    No one can foil Okuyasu's plan because he doesn't have one.

    • @SrJomba
      @SrJomba 3 года назад +7

      underrated

    • @at4steforsolz
      @at4steforsolz 3 года назад +5

      The best JoBro

    • @SilverHatPebble08
      @SilverHatPebble08 3 года назад +6

      "I hope no one looks at my plans while I'm sleeping."
      "You'll never look at my plans while I'm sleeping, cuz i never have a plan."

    • @Protosilver97
      @Protosilver97 3 месяца назад +2

      The Anti-Joseph.

  • @brisking
    @brisking 4 года назад +10012

    The hand would be way more terrifying if okuyasu had an iq above 16

    • @buddeman27
      @buddeman27 4 года назад +574

      or 12 for that matter...

    • @caredits5305
      @caredits5305 4 года назад +731

      if he's iq very high would be a main character

    • @khistraley1150
      @khistraley1150 4 года назад +414

      Pretty menacing song, actually. Maybe I'd enjoy it more if Okuyasu had more brain cells.

    • @gravey101
      @gravey101 4 года назад +211

      what if okuyasu had 100 iq

    • @khistraley1150
      @khistraley1150 4 года назад +258

      @Hayden Barber (277HayBarb)
      He's too dangerous to be kept alive!

  • @beafsuap
    @beafsuap 6 лет назад +1604

    *theme plays*
    "Gotcha! Leave it to me, Josuke!"
    Runs into window
    *theme stops*

    • @chaosinsurgency6636
      @chaosinsurgency6636 5 лет назад +30

      If i was a stand user an this started. Playing im jumping out the window

    • @kingnothing5678
      @kingnothing5678 4 года назад +26

      I remember getting tricked into thinking The Hand was gonna do cool shit, but Okayasu had to have been made the master of an op stand

    • @thelivingglitch1371
      @thelivingglitch1371 4 года назад +9

      TRaVa And that’s why we love Okayasu.

    • @crazy_boi1247
      @crazy_boi1247 4 года назад +2

      Did okuyasu just did the secret of all joestars?

    • @cold9.
      @cold9. 4 года назад

      okuyasu joestar

  • @Kassandru
    @Kassandru 7 лет назад +5791

    "He has too much confidence in his right hand"
    Do you even know what you just said?

    • @abox6989
      @abox6989 7 лет назад +693

      He'll scrape your virginity away.

    • @zenew1702
      @zenew1702 6 лет назад +313

      Think of unlocking Za hando’s ability when you are master bating you would be fucked

    • @dylancangie2161
      @dylancangie2161 6 лет назад +137

      Zenew Genji he’s not masterbating if his stand is doing it

    • @toe_sucker_4165
      @toe_sucker_4165 5 лет назад +190

      "he has too much confidence in the strongest ability in Jojo history short of time or reality warping!"

    • @Safouan0
      @Safouan0 5 лет назад +36

      @@zenew1702 r/boneappletea

  • @thatoneguy7099
    @thatoneguy7099 4 года назад +690

    Okuyasu while fighting josuke: I am big brained
    Okuyasu 0.1 seconds after the fight: head empty

    • @impinator-z4085
      @impinator-z4085 3 года назад +11

      Aren’t you supposed to be dying oh wait you have just become a pancake

    • @bmuhammadthariqhumaid4670
      @bmuhammadthariqhumaid4670 3 года назад +28

      what about when okuyasu describing italian food?

    • @kingcrimson4454
      @kingcrimson4454 3 года назад +10

      hi my user

    • @johnchavez4749
      @johnchavez4749 3 года назад +12

      @@bmuhammadthariqhumaid4670 Neuron Activation:

    • @odstagent1070
      @odstagent1070 3 года назад +12

      I bet those plant pots lowered his IQ by 20 points each

  • @rainware7419
    @rainware7419 4 года назад +5060

    Imagine getting circumcised and seeing Okuyasu as your doctor

    • @sainoshua-angel
      @sainoshua-angel 4 года назад +334

      Epic Minecraft Gamer:Fortnite bad cursed comment

    • @thevengefulone57
      @thevengefulone57 4 года назад +210

      Epic Minecraft Gamer:Fortnite bad now wait just a goddamn second.

    • @smiley_1000
      @smiley_1000 4 года назад +55

      @Epic Minecraft Gamer:Fortnite bad kek
      Also look up Metzitzah B'Peh

    • @Chwarzerd
      @Chwarzerd 4 года назад +54

      Epic Minecraft Gamer:Fortnite bad man what the fuck

    • @genericalias6307
      @genericalias6307 4 года назад +124

      OI JOSUKE! I JUST CIRCUMCISED THIS GUY!

  • @comradeweeble5317
    @comradeweeble5317 5 лет назад +3284

    OI JOSUKE I USED ZA HANDO TO
    ISNT THAT CRAZY

    • @lechu1448
      @lechu1448 4 года назад +153

      HOLY SHIT.

    • @TheTurcosalomon
      @TheTurcosalomon 4 года назад +180

      weeble dweeble OI OKUYASU I USED CRAZY DIAMOND TO FIX THIS COMMENT

    • @noobgaming-nf2ls
      @noobgaming-nf2ls 4 года назад +214

      OI @@TheTurcosalomon CRAZY DIAMOND CAN'T RETRIEVE THINGS ERASED BY ZA HANDO!
      AIN'T THAT WACKY?

    • @kyledilbert6424
      @kyledilbert6424 4 года назад +5

      Hehehe

    • @yucatron76
      @yucatron76 4 года назад +26

      ISN'T THAT NOISY

  • @broccolycowboy3016
    @broccolycowboy3016 8 лет назад +3163

    Josuke! You are crazy! Where you dignity and pride go?
    make everybody happy

  • @RWBYraikou888
    @RWBYraikou888 3 года назад +2995

    *Me during the Nijimura Brothers arc:* Okay, this Okuyasu guy at least has a conscience, but he's kind of a jackass...
    *Me during the Bites the Dust arc:* _KICK HIS ASS, OKUYASU! YOU GOT THIS, MY DUDE!_

  • @agora8945
    @agora8945 4 года назад +10901

    When this theme plays, you know that Okuyasu is going to either do something really smart, or really stupid
    *_both are equally terrifying_*

    • @Jay-oy1ld
      @Jay-oy1ld 3 года назад +289

      💀WHEEEEZZEEE

    • @KonokiSeri
      @KonokiSeri 3 года назад +63

      A -

    • @dj_the_warior4387
      @dj_the_warior4387 3 года назад +249

      what adds even more is that he could techially live forever

    • @dough7726
      @dough7726 3 года назад +135

      can okuyasu erase his right hand if he tried?

    • @dj_the_warior4387
      @dj_the_warior4387 3 года назад +117

      @@dough7726 that truly depends on how much he'd be willing to

  • @thousandyea
    @thousandyea 4 года назад +7229

    Speedwagon: died due to age
    Caesar: died a pancake
    Kakyoin: died donuted
    Okuyasu: *died but no*

    • @stone_the_jojo_fan9749
      @stone_the_jojo_fan9749 4 года назад +680

      Avdol was left with nothing but his handos.
      I’m sorry.

    • @sprotetoter
      @sprotetoter 4 года назад +295

      Weedwagon died of a heart attack I thought

    • @auctive7439
      @auctive7439 4 года назад +290

      speedwagon didn’t actually die it was just a cover up for him to move to the next universe

    • @4lex4unk4n
      @4lex4unk4n 4 года назад +147

      @@sprotetoter
      Weedwagon?

    • @MartyBrawls
      @MartyBrawls 4 года назад +17

      @@stone_the_jojo_fan9749 💪 💪

  • @gung-hopotato37
    @gung-hopotato37 7 лет назад +3819

    Oi! Josuke!
    -copyright, Okuyasu Nijimura, all rights reserved.

    • @Drizzekh
      @Drizzekh 5 лет назад +80

      Yeah, can't argue here. Read it in Okuyasu voice before I read "copyright" thing

    • @thatminer5488
      @thatminer5488 5 лет назад +18

      JOSSKEY

    • @RazorBlade-eh9br
      @RazorBlade-eh9br 5 лет назад +14

      OI JOOOOOOOOOSUKE

    • @JulianSlime
      @JulianSlime 5 лет назад +19

      OI JOSUKE
      I COPYRIGHTED THE VIDEO FOR USING MY SONG WITH NO PERMISSION

    • @azzyasbourne9107
      @azzyasbourne9107 5 лет назад +63

      Oi Josuke! I used [Z A H A N D O] on myself, and found out where the things I erase with it go! I also made a new friend named Mohammed Avdol! He's a nice guy!
      *Isn't that crazy?*

  • @nathannativel8601
    @nathannativel8601 3 года назад +1222

    I think Okuyasu’s theme is the most underrated theme of all jjba

  • @kohnjfennedy4627
    @kohnjfennedy4627 4 года назад +3890

    What if you wanted to kill josuke.
    But za hando said:
    🅱️ M M V V V V V

    • @spacex6997
      @spacex6997 4 года назад +17

      Thanks to me, you now have 200 likes

    • @tvgaming2132
      @tvgaming2132 4 года назад +54

      The hand:okuyasu dont kill him you will be good friends for the rest of the series
      Me:ok

    • @ayderh.1631
      @ayderh.1631 4 года назад +5

      HOLY BIBLE THERE IS 666 LIKES

    • @asrion100
      @asrion100 4 года назад +8

      Ah goddamnit

    • @SubjectSigma18
      @SubjectSigma18 4 года назад +4

      @@asrion100 ©¢©

  • @legodmo1511
    @legodmo1511 4 года назад +804

    It’s pretty funny technically Josuke’s biggest threat became his best friend/jobro. Okuyasu’s The Hand is literally a perfect counter which both of them even talk about in the show!

    • @kubix426
      @kubix426 4 года назад +79

      Heck, i can repair anything that got destroyed!
      Oi josuke, i accidentaly used ZA HANDO at the thing you just repaired

    • @LonesomeKrow
      @LonesomeKrow 4 года назад +37

      LucariX
      Josuke: “OKUYASU! I just repaired that, why did you scrape it away?”
      Okuyasu: “well I thought that if I erased it, it wouldn’t need to be repaired anymore.”
      Josuke: “well, you aren’t wrong.”

    • @lipe2122
      @lipe2122 4 года назад +1

      DON'T LIKE THIS COMMENT,HIS PFP IS PERFECT WITH THE LIKES.

    • @thesergalladaf6902
      @thesergalladaf6902 Месяц назад

      “Crazy Diamond can’t restore what The Hand removed.”

  • @scubaq5096
    @scubaq5096 4 года назад +2252

    This theme goes hard af and nobody talks about it.

    • @skimmilk4200
      @skimmilk4200 4 года назад +63

      It's my favorite in part 4

    • @johnnyweddle2958
      @johnnyweddle2958 4 года назад +56

      This theme slaps harder than star platinum.

    • @rat9041
      @rat9041 4 года назад +40

      better than il vento doro imo

    • @Garbo_trashcan
      @Garbo_trashcan 4 года назад +55

      @@rat9041 il vento d'oro is ruined by '''dank''' memes that spam the comment section.

    • @rat9041
      @rat9041 4 года назад +5

      @@Garbo_trashcan and its length and the fact that one of the best parts is at the end

  • @resusv.f.8549
    @resusv.f.8549 4 года назад +605

    Terrifying ability. Such intimidating line when he says "I will make you disappear with my The Hand" like not even beaten or killed. You're just going to be deleted from the existence without any traces. Gosh

    • @ivanrabbath3864
      @ivanrabbath3864 3 года назад +52

      Imagine if Joseph had Za Hando during his fight with the Pillar Men. It would’ve been a pretty quick 4 episodes, tops.

    • @odstagent1070
      @odstagent1070 3 года назад +16

      @@ivanrabbath3864 He could erase Kars regenerating skin

    • @ethantaylor1866
      @ethantaylor1866 3 года назад +14

      Za Hando is the Stand equivalent of ctrl+alt+del

    • @Bubiquemado
      @Bubiquemado 3 года назад +10

      Btw this isn't okuyasu's theme... *this is The Hand's theme*

    • @Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828
      @Iknowhowbadthisnameis8828 3 года назад +4

      @@ethantaylor1866 Za Hando is the dumb version of cream

  • @CallMeTheArtist
    @CallMeTheArtist 4 года назад +2943

    Okuyasu is the literally definition of the meme
    *The Boss being the enemy VS The boss being a playable carácter*

    • @spawn.officialclownhater2615
      @spawn.officialclownhater2615 3 года назад +28

      Hablas español verdad?
      PD: lo se por que en vez character el autocorrector ha puesto carácter

    • @waede82
      @waede82 3 года назад +42

      Tu siguiente línea será; así es, hablo español

    • @eve_icm3828
      @eve_icm3828 3 года назад +12

      lmao

    • @The_Copper_Element_Itself
      @The_Copper_Element_Itself 3 года назад +70

      This remembers me from Lego Marvel Game, the main villain Galactus is a piece of shit when playable

    • @musyaffaarafa1329
      @musyaffaarafa1329 3 года назад +32

      @@The_Copper_Element_Itself true, very small when playable

  • @Akamisago
    @Akamisago 8 лет назад +2534

    *Low-frequency sub bass ripping through air*

    • @BlackWhiteCloud
      @BlackWhiteCloud 6 лет назад +63

      dunno why but both the sound of the world and the hand, like some extradimensional stuff.

    • @polaski421
      @polaski421 6 лет назад +59

      their abilities are extradimensional tho, the world stops time, while the hand sends anything scraped by its right hand to a void dimension

    • @balbobiggins8012
      @balbobiggins8012 6 лет назад +28

      OrdinaryMagician that means Avdol could possibly be hit by "TRES" sign?

    • @YaesPuppy
      @YaesPuppy 6 лет назад +11

      Akamisago PLBBBBRT

    • @ARWENPUPPY
      @ARWENPUPPY 6 лет назад +4

      Okuyasu: BOI

  • @koolkactusbaby1856
    @koolkactusbaby1856 6 лет назад +7198

    I've never drank water this good before

    • @bumper7102
      @bumper7102 5 лет назад +325

      tonio is the best side character

    • @thefakeslimshady7542
      @thefakeslimshady7542 5 лет назад +355

      I've never drank píssé this good before

    • @LuckyDubmaster
      @LuckyDubmaster 5 лет назад +109

      But what if angelo is in that water?

    • @tasertag7513
      @tasertag7513 5 лет назад +77

      Brain smartness juice*

    • @Dustubuni
      @Dustubuni 5 лет назад +51

      "Dat's some gud H2O..."

  • @sloppyphart7879
    @sloppyphart7879 3 года назад +564

    Imagine if everyone was like Okuyasu. No one would die, because we would all just be like "no, I don't want to".

    • @deleted4913
      @deleted4913 3 года назад +28

      To find other stand user’s we’d just go around punching people

    • @celerysticks8631
      @celerysticks8631 2 года назад +13

      and also everyone will have negative -3 IQ

    • @leahliving
      @leahliving Год назад +2

      this one got me

    • @fabiofanf3e813
      @fabiofanf3e813 Год назад

      Okuasu used za hando to ease the concept of him diyng

    • @Sizdothyx
      @Sizdothyx Год назад +1

      Don't you mean
      *DAGA KOTOWARU*

  • @gigaatom
    @gigaatom 5 лет назад +5366

    What if you wanted to kill Josuke,
    But God said:
    OI JOSUKE

    • @sketchdrawn1056
      @sketchdrawn1056 5 лет назад +155

      What if you wanted to kill josuke
      But god said
      F L O W E R P O T S

    • @zikof5646
      @zikof5646 4 года назад +126

      What if you wanted to kill Josuke
      But God said:
      Go kill the president of the United States first

    • @edup4454
      @edup4454 4 года назад +5

      what if you wnat do

    • @pgredsolocup
      @pgredsolocup 4 года назад +29

      i would be perfectly fine with okuyasu being god

    • @Qdoji
      @Qdoji 4 года назад +2

      @@sketchdrawn1056 2

  • @alien-probeunit4649
    @alien-probeunit4649 5 лет назад +3076

    Last 5 minutes of exam:
    My brain: *okuyasu could theoretically use za hando to scrape himself to other countries meaning he would save himself a lot of money from flight costs*

    • @professorwizard8916
      @professorwizard8916 4 года назад +539

      he could also theoretically scrape trash away and be one of the most eco friendly stand users in the series. literally since he also took in stray cat

    • @jacktheripper1369
      @jacktheripper1369 4 года назад +150

      He would have to keep doing it constantly, so he'd waste all his Stand Energy at the middle of the sea and drown.

    • @k-rom8694
      @k-rom8694 4 года назад +42

      @@jacktheripper1369 i don't think stands run out of energy

    • @jacktheripper1369
      @jacktheripper1369 4 года назад +93

      @@k-rom8694 They do. I'm pretty sure they say that Stands require stand energy at some point in the series.

    • @k-rom8694
      @k-rom8694 4 года назад +124

      @@jacktheripper1369 pretty sure it's measured by mental capacity not tiredness

  • @marche800
    @marche800 8 лет назад +2084

    i love the occasional pauses. Not only are they just cool parts of the song that add variety, but it also sounds as if a little bit of the song was scraped off by okuyasu's the hand

    • @marche800
      @marche800 8 лет назад +83

      well that's why the song never truly stops,

    • @Anticlimaxers
      @Anticlimaxers 8 лет назад +148

      They're never true pauses, it even sounds like the song rushing to catch up after each pause

    • @marche800
      @marche800 8 лет назад +58

      Anticlimaxer
      yeah like it's filling in the gaps

    • @Charasylum
      @Charasylum 8 лет назад +5

      Deep (throat)

    • @SlickZaBRA
      @SlickZaBRA 7 лет назад +49

      At the very end, there's also some wave sound going back and forth between the left and right channels, and it always reminds me of Okuyasu using The Hand to keep bringing back an opponent (most notably Josuke when they first encountered each other) after pushing them back through a punch or a kick.

  • @odstagent1070
    @odstagent1070 3 года назад +750

    "I can't stand it anymore bro, i wanna erase her from my mind"
    Okuyasu's "i got an idea": 2:10

  • @masonbruner1239
    @masonbruner1239 4 года назад +1549

    I just realized something.
    Most of the JoJos/Jobros have some kind of elegant instrument thrown into their theme. Jotaro has trumpets, Kakyoin has violins and cello, and of course, Giorno has the unforgettable piano. Hell, Bruno even has at least zippers in his theme. But Okuyasu... He just has drums, and electric guitars, and other electric instruments. Why? He's different. He follows his heart more than his mind, meaning he thinks things out way less. He's not tactical. He's not strategic. He's Okuyasu.
    And that's why we all love him so much.

    • @T142Animations
      @T142Animations 4 года назад +34

      Uhhh... Giorno has guitars and crazy shit on his theme, Esperienza d'oro, Il vento d'oro it's just part 5 main theme, but I agree with all the other things that you said

    • @masonbruner1239
      @masonbruner1239 4 года назад +29

      @@T142Animations ok, but
      it still has other instruments

    • @isaacrudmanmobileversion2276
      @isaacrudmanmobileversion2276 3 года назад +18

      🅱️

    • @IodizedNaCL
      @IodizedNaCL 3 года назад +33

      his theme also kinda includes the za hando sfx

    • @funnyfunnyfunnyxd
      @funnyfunnyfunnyxd 2 года назад +6

      WHY DO I HAVE TO PLAY THW INSTRUMENT THATS SPECIAL TO KAKYOINS THEME OUT OF ALL THE JOJO CHARS

  • @HunterMask1507
    @HunterMask1507 7 лет назад +2142

    The hand noise be like...
    **BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV**

  • @MrTeacherDO
    @MrTeacherDO 8 лет назад +7826

    *Za only Hando kira can't have*

    • @rawbinYT
      @rawbinYT 8 лет назад +285

      but he wouldn't want okuyasu's hand in the first place
      ôo

    • @ckowkay
      @ckowkay 7 лет назад +348

      Actually that's pretty interesting that someone with the stand called "the hand" saved Josuke from Kira

    • @matheusvasiliauskassoares4361
      @matheusvasiliauskassoares4361 7 лет назад +87

      Some people may call Okuyasu an idiot, but that was actually a pretty good idea

    • @zayaannashrid1374
      @zayaannashrid1374 7 лет назад +271

      The amount of Irony in Kira's death is just absurd:
      Stopped by a Stand named "The Hand"
      Crushed by an ambulance,
      The last person he meets is the first person he murdered
      The thing that grabs him down to Deadman's Wonderland full of Questions, are hands: The reason he started killing in the first place.
      THE IRONY

    • @louishommey7047
      @louishommey7047 7 лет назад +11

      Zayaan Nashrid I KNOW RIGHT !

  • @star-notplatinum4200
    @star-notplatinum4200 4 года назад +1895

    Rohan using Heaven’s Door on Okuyasu and wrote “iq increase to 350”

    • @impinator-z4085
      @impinator-z4085 3 года назад +329

      *Your Gamemode has updated to Survivial Mode*

    • @daddy_.rome0
      @daddy_.rome0 3 года назад +207

      @@impinator-z4085 he goes from survival to Creative mode

    • @CC-1367
      @CC-1367 3 года назад +216

      Any villian: *Current Objective: Survive*

    • @wackywater7234
      @wackywater7234 3 года назад +54

      @@daddy_.rome0 he means kira's mode went to survival

    • @daddy_.rome0
      @daddy_.rome0 3 года назад +14

      @@wackywater7234 I thought he was talking about okuyasu

  • @CoconutNucifera
    @CoconutNucifera 4 года назад +1200

    Your next line will be: "OI JOSUKE!"

    • @lelepooh1
      @lelepooh1 4 года назад +80

      OI, JOSUKE- N-NANIIIII?!

    • @aer0340
      @aer0340 4 года назад +45

      OI, JOSUKE
      *gasp*
      *literally dies*
      *becomes alive because fuck you Kira*

    • @pedronunes3063
      @pedronunes3063 4 года назад +32

      @@aer0340 Breaking News:
      Man too stupid to die revives himself.

    • @endermax195
      @endermax195 4 года назад +1

      @@pedronunes3063 sabia q outro Pedro faria um comentário bom desses

    • @pedronunes3063
      @pedronunes3063 4 года назад +2

      @@endermax195 Obrigado

  • @theprofessionalnoob4371
    @theprofessionalnoob4371 4 года назад +1645

    if Albert Einstein’s theory holds true that space and time are essentially connected, that means Okayasu’s Za Hando has a lot of hidden potential, take The World and Star Platinum’s time stop, when they time stop, they move through it and space therefore changes along with time, so potentially The Hand has a lot of potential to mess with time too, its just because Okayasu is just too unintelligent to figure out a way to use his time abilities

    • @healingflower717
      @healingflower717 4 года назад +296

      araki had to nerf his intelligence because he could've been too strong.

    • @jonathan.t.
      @jonathan.t. 4 года назад +153

      basically the hand's time ability: aha, i've smashed these 2 scenes together, ain't that wacky

    • @bionicbirb9104
      @bionicbirb9104 4 года назад +44

      King Crimson

    • @log1883
      @log1883 4 года назад +97

      @@bionicbirb9104 **ahem** its actually king crimson's and cream's fusion or a meme way of saying *KING CREAMSION*

    • @RandomEevee
      @RandomEevee 4 года назад +42

      Okayasus left hand ability

  • @0tterpops593
    @0tterpops593 4 года назад +699

    0:24 _OI 🅱️OSUKE I USED [ZA HANDO] TO SLICE OUT PARTS OF THIS SONG! PRETTY NEAT RIGHT?_

    • @MrAnub1s
      @MrAnub1s 4 года назад +22

      Wait... what if it was intentional?

    • @marendenison3550
      @marendenison3550 4 года назад +28

      2:03 and 2:16 too! Ain’t that wacky?

    • @SubjectSigma18
      @SubjectSigma18 4 года назад +5

      🅱️🅾️

    • @disgal6235
      @disgal6235 4 года назад +8

      Why the fuck did i laugh so hard at 🅱️osuke

  • @freestateofeasterislands5099
    @freestateofeasterislands5099 3 года назад +1807

    Search: How to deal with bullies:
    Google: Tell an adult
    Bing: Fight Back
    Dark Web: *Make them "Disappear"*

    • @randomperson1955
      @randomperson1955 3 года назад +103

      「 ZA HANDO」 GA KESU

    • @freestateofeasterislands5099
      @freestateofeasterislands5099 3 года назад +23

      @@randomperson1955 How do you do the [ ] symbol?

    • @ahliteskittles5694
      @ahliteskittles5694 3 года назад +18

      @@freestateofeasterislands5099 if ur on phone, go to the [ brackets and hold on them, it might get you other options.

    • @freestateofeasterislands5099
      @freestateofeasterislands5099 3 года назад +10

      @@ahliteskittles5694 Nope, it doesn't :(

    • @ahliteskittles5694
      @ahliteskittles5694 3 года назад +7

      @@freestateofeasterislands5099 ah, rip. It works for me, but I guess the only thing you can do is copy paste or something

  • @StartaleTV
    @StartaleTV 8 лет назад +10211

    I may not have a girlfriend, but at least I have ZA HANDO

    • @richigo-3796
      @richigo-3796 8 лет назад +1140

      *Dick gets scraped*

    • @StartaleTV
      @StartaleTV 8 лет назад +766

      Okuyasu was never that smart...

    • @richigo-3796
      @richigo-3796 8 лет назад +373

      But with CRAZY DIAMONDO he could heal his dick back.. or can he?

    • @omegazero1990
      @omegazero1990 8 лет назад +439

      +BloodVein naw josuke said that anything scaped away by ZA HANDO he cant fix

    • @richigo-3796
      @richigo-3796 8 лет назад +171

      Rip

  • @nicolascolorado5158
    @nicolascolorado5158 8 лет назад +4436

    Kind of funny how "The Hand" was Kira's undoing...

  • @leander7775
    @leander7775 4 года назад +392

    Someone: All JoBros die somehow
    Okuyasu:

    • @Most_Wanted101
      @Most_Wanted101 4 года назад +29

      He didn't die because of his massive brain

    • @unc0mm0n_s3ns3
      @unc0mm0n_s3ns3 4 года назад +19

      He’s gonna take the speedwagon route and die of old age

    • @nexus_113
      @nexus_113 3 года назад +5

      @@thatoneguy487 Joseph joesta- N-NANI?!

    • @plooferofficial
      @plooferofficial 3 года назад +3

      okuyasu isn't a jobro man he's more than that

    • @internetlurker1850
      @internetlurker1850 3 года назад +13

      He died, he just didn't understand that he was dead and came back to life.

  • @azekia
    @azekia 3 года назад +97

    I love that the fandom just agreed that that the dibstep fart is written 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️

  • @HHopebringer
    @HHopebringer 8 лет назад +816

    "I figured out who it is! IT'S YOU!"
    (rest in pieces, Akira Otoishi's face)

  • @tsukasasagawa1894
    @tsukasasagawa1894 7 лет назад +3155

    HIS HAIR GOT TRAASHED, HE GOT SO MAD HE FORGOT WHAT DRAWINS ARE.

    • @thumbdrive7155
      @thumbdrive7155 7 лет назад +185

      Billy Bitchcakes *what duwangs are

    • @TheEyeOfSa
      @TheEyeOfSa 7 лет назад +26

      yep

    • @RAPIZORE
      @RAPIZORE 7 лет назад +102

      EEEAAAAH.

    • @mikmakk1778
      @mikmakk1778 7 лет назад +198

      JOSKEY, YOU CRAZY!
      WHERE'D YOUR DIGNITY AND PRIDE GO

    • @RAPIZORE
      @RAPIZORE 7 лет назад +140

      Riolin Riolu MAKE EVRYYBAADEE HAPPEE

  • @ilyasbasuki3207
    @ilyasbasuki3207 8 лет назад +3104

    Okuyasu! Use The Hand to remove this old man from the picture!
    *this theme plays*
    WINDOW CRASH
    *theme stops playing*

    • @Karlos1234ify
      @Karlos1234ify 7 лет назад +266

      That Scene was priceless.

    • @gadegad9539
      @gadegad9539 7 лет назад +105

      ruclips.net/video/-iXiLTv5uEw/видео.html :)

    • @MakianTheWorld
      @MakianTheWorld 7 лет назад +10

      Thanks for the link

    • @ejaymes00
      @ejaymes00 6 лет назад +14

      That got me Hype, Too
      What a Let Down

    • @acguy8711
      @acguy8711 6 лет назад

      Laughapocalypse hello

  • @Goneskis850
    @Goneskis850 4 года назад +130

    Okuyasu: i will let you live
    Villain: please do spare me
    Okuyasu: YOUR TRYING TO TRICK ME!!!!
    The hand: noise plays

    • @buddeman27
      @buddeman27 3 года назад +9

      Villain: *gets away somehow due to Okyasu's stupidity*

  • @sammybluebiscuit1884
    @sammybluebiscuit1884 8 лет назад +879

    Kira's favorite stand

    • @golddeeds2385
      @golddeeds2385 8 лет назад +115

      The bloody hand of Kira could have a stand ...

    • @wick9427
      @wick9427 7 лет назад +4

      fucking kek, that really activated my almonds.

    • @TheGodofdrawing
      @TheGodofdrawing 7 лет назад +29

      Théo Boisdé how ironic that kira has a hand fetish, yet one of the stands that contributed to his defeat is called THE HAND. Kind of poetic, if you really think about it.

    • @Ken-su1hf
      @Ken-su1hf 7 лет назад

      Pariston Chill agree

    • @Ken-su1hf
      @Ken-su1hf 7 лет назад +1

      ZA HANDO is Kira's hand

  • @DunkChasby
    @DunkChasby 8 лет назад +2697

    such a badass theme for such an innocent and kind child

    • @gaaheeify
      @gaaheeify 7 лет назад +320

      He made red hotto chilli pepper swallow his teeth with one punch tho, and before he fucking tore him in half.

    • @DunkChasby
      @DunkChasby 7 лет назад +103

      Fa Tuozzolo he was being possessed by his evil spirit tho

    • @bokura7627
      @bokura7627 6 лет назад +47

      Dunk Chasby Okuyasu is a badass

    • @waifu27
      @waifu27 5 лет назад +48

      @@DunkChasby he may be kind, but he's not innocent

    • @andreiachim7730
      @andreiachim7730 5 лет назад +8

      @@Kevingaragedu26 keicho did

  • @MSR_47
    @MSR_47 4 года назад +1782

    OI JOSUKE I USED 【ZA HANDO】TO REMOVE 2019 ISNT THAT COOL?!

  • @Haal96
    @Haal96 3 года назад +170

    This shit sounds both terrifying and badass

  • @HatsODoom
    @HatsODoom 7 лет назад +1018

    I am very upset by how little we saw of Okayasu and 『The Hand』. Such a cool stand and I really liked Okayasu's character.

    • @drizzziit1
      @drizzziit1 7 лет назад +123

      HatsODoom Well, Okuyasu with the hand (despite being dumb) is pretty munch unstopable, kinda explain why the plot never really let him do anything, wich is sad. DIU would have ended super fast he whas here at every big event.
      *Sheer heart attack? Delete it. An ennemy? Ded. Stray cat? Lmao. Etc etc.*

    • @thefakeslimshady7542
      @thefakeslimshady7542 6 лет назад +77

      *they discovered kira's identity? swipe that bitch away*

    • @kevink2146
      @kevink2146 6 лет назад +38

      Thing is, The Hand is one of the slowest stands that we know of. While a B isn't bad, it's slow as hell compared to the stands of other important characters we've seen.

    • @callmeaweeb4169
      @callmeaweeb4169 6 лет назад +47

      @@kevink2146 Yeah but we say Okuyasu pull people in and zoom across the air. If a tactical person had Za Hando it would be almost unstoppable

    • @balabanasireti
      @balabanasireti 5 лет назад +4

      HatsODoom
      What are you talking about? He's one of the, if not the most appearing side-characters in part 4.

  • @alexvilla2439
    @alexvilla2439 8 лет назад +4049

    Sucks really bad Okuyasu doesn't have a solo arc.

    • @AleXz971
      @AleXz971 8 лет назад +251

      Red hot Chili pepper? Kind of...

    • @lapotato9140
      @lapotato9140 7 лет назад +605

      can we get a spin off series dedicated to eating italian staring yo boi Okyuasu pls

    • @VGamingJunkieVT
      @VGamingJunkieVT 7 лет назад +159

      It's because he's a side-character. Jotaro only got a couple of badass moments and he's a JoJo.

    • @CliffordBoom
      @CliffordBoom 7 лет назад +224

      MetroidJunkie But even Fungami and Rohan got another solo arc.

    • @thee_master
      @thee_master 6 лет назад +95

      Even Fungami Yuya got his special redemption arc

  • @Kasuyaki007
    @Kasuyaki007 8 лет назад +1010

    so Okuyasu got his stand by the arrow, right?
    i always wonder how many things he accidently "erased" upon discovering his ability

    • @quanariin1290
      @quanariin1290 6 лет назад +361

      >Be me
      >Gain power to erase shit at will
      >Get idea
      >Attempt to erase zipper to feel cool
      >Try to piss
      >Can't
      >Realise that my dick is missing
      Tfw when I'm okuyasu
      Tfw I will never lose my virginity not only because I'm thick as shit, but because I have no penis.

    • @saaimhaider8703
      @saaimhaider8703 5 лет назад +17

      @@kumacomputer >tfw you didnt have to point that out

    • @ladyarmourlapras
      @ladyarmourlapras 5 лет назад +11

      @@kumacomputer >tmw you do it too therefore doing it even ironically makes you look stupid

    • @Kasuyaki007
      @Kasuyaki007 5 лет назад +4

      greentext is okay for me. it’s funny. also RIP oku’s peepee

    • @meturkey
      @meturkey 5 лет назад +4

      his dick

  • @shantanukale1468
    @shantanukale1468 3 года назад +80

    Okuyasu doesn't realise his stand is Cream Levels terrifying

  • @PlumEXE
    @PlumEXE 4 года назад +4062

    Part 1: Phantom Hand
    Part 2: Erasure Tendency
    Part 3: Stupid Crusaders
    Part 4: Okuyasu is Unkillable
    Part 5: Golden Hand
    Part 6: Stone Noisy Bizarre town
    Part 7: Stupid man Run
    Part 8: Jojokuyasu

    • @disgal6235
      @disgal6235 4 года назад +160

      Oh fuck this comment is gold

    • @CJ-161
      @CJ-161 4 года назад +171

      J o j o k u y a s u

    • @HuntressHashi
      @HuntressHashi 4 года назад +153

      the entirety of part 7 is just the scene of okuyasu booking it after harvest

    • @maplemothum32
      @maplemothum32 4 года назад +58

      Okuyasu is unkillable though

    • @doomguy_vr9797
      @doomguy_vr9797 4 года назад +18

      *[Z A H A N D O]* would like to know your location

  • @spookifyr
    @spookifyr 7 лет назад +346

    "You know, I always wonder where the stuff I scrape away with The Hand goes..."

    • @drizzziit1
      @drizzziit1 7 лет назад +78

      *Every time za hando stops one of Kira explosives bubles, Somewhere in the world, a ninja town explode.*

    • @rtp6343
      @rtp6343 5 лет назад +107

      Avdol, drifting around in the void: yo where the fuck did this bubble come from

    • @KChow-nb1pz
      @KChow-nb1pz 5 лет назад +40

      *random shit pops up in space and gets stuck to the nearest object with mass, Kars*
      Kars, staring at the ball of empty space that just slapped into him: hello what the FUCK is THIS
      Eventually, Kars stopped thinking.

    • @dionysuspathogen4584
      @dionysuspathogen4584 4 года назад +2

      I like to think that it goes to the same empty void that cream sends stuff to

  • @otiss1487
    @otiss1487 4 года назад +3015

    I love how Okuyasu has the most badass theme and pretty much THE most overpowered stand of all of jojo, and yet he's also one of the most braindead characters in all of jojo!

    • @hoummoussa3538
      @hoummoussa3538 4 года назад +251

      Most overpowered stand? *Laugh in Heaven's Door, Chariot Requiem, GER, The World, etocetora, etocetora.*

    • @inkay1801
      @inkay1801 4 года назад +351

      ONE of the most overpowered

    • @iamtheonewhoasked8062
      @iamtheonewhoasked8062 4 года назад +74

      Yea but it's like if he goes up against Any manipulation stand he's fucked

    • @InktheImpassive
      @InktheImpassive 4 года назад +101

      Just erasing things from existance is powerful.

    • @MiguelFernandez-tq5kk
      @MiguelFernandez-tq5kk 4 года назад +12

      What about Star platinum over heaven

  • @TheRanchiestMan
    @TheRanchiestMan 4 года назад +415

    When you realize that being dumb is a jojo reference

    • @thetitanhater
      @thetitanhater 3 года назад +7

      Isn't being dumb a jojo reference since Joseph?

    • @ost8287
      @ost8287 3 года назад +7

      Therefore, I am jojo reference

    • @kiryukazuma7960
      @kiryukazuma7960 3 года назад +4

      @@thetitanhater since Joseph what

    • @thetitanhater
      @thetitanhater 3 года назад +1

      @@kiryukazuma7960 Joseph dumb

    • @ahmed4363
      @ahmed4363 3 года назад +5

      @@thetitanhater dude literally beat a 400 iq ultimate lifeform and you call him dumb?

  • @themediumcheese
    @themediumcheese 7 лет назад +613

    This should've played when Okuyasu saved Josuke from Kira.

    • @LukeBeadles
      @LukeBeadles 6 лет назад +87

      I think the reason it didn't is because Okuyasu acts on instinct, but that was the one time he consciously made a decision. This song is kinda of bold and sudden, but that time Okuyasu *wasn't* bold and sudden.

    • @lightpro7
      @lightpro7 5 лет назад +16

      @@LukeBeadles Someone edited it and it makes the scene a whole lot better

    • @Jasetyy
      @Jasetyy 5 лет назад +11

      @@lightpro7 Literally just came here from that video

    • @baguette_main1259
      @baguette_main1259 5 лет назад +7

      @@LukeBeadles it's a bit too loud for such a quiet scene

    • @not_so_weird
      @not_so_weird 5 лет назад +1

      Here you go: ruclips.net/video/oyM5D8A5hDs/видео.html

  • @PandoPon
    @PandoPon 7 лет назад +2906

    When the entire server runs Slap Hand Pyro.

    • @ashtonprawitz2528
      @ashtonprawitz2528 6 лет назад +87

      PandoPon! I play this song when I go Hot Hand (what is wrong with me)

    • @trashfurry7805
      @trashfurry7805 6 лет назад +77

      I named my hot hand (the hand)

    • @rockinmusicquarterly12
      @rockinmusicquarterly12 6 лет назад +190

      is that a motherfucking tf2 reference

    • @brem-
      @brem- 6 лет назад +86

      Is that a goddamn SoundSmith reference?

    • @heftymagic4814
      @heftymagic4814 6 лет назад +16

      oh shit lmao

  • @IronSnake98
    @IronSnake98 7 лет назад +2859

    Stardust Crusaders: ZA WARUDO
    Diamond is Unbreakable: ZA HANDO

  • @jodanoshi
    @jodanoshi 4 года назад +119

    If Okuyasu was a little smarter The Hand would be one of the most powerful stands in all of JoJo

    • @abdulhaleemdomado3132
      @abdulhaleemdomado3132 3 года назад +24

      Bruh the hand is too powerful that araki nerfed his iq
      The hand abilities
      -it can erase time (check albert einsten's time and space theory)
      -can erase space , which is dangerous than vannila ice
      -has a very fast stand barrage
      -can make you fly by erasing stuff
      -can be op if you have iq 100+

    • @jodanoshi
      @jodanoshi 3 года назад +11

      @@abdulhaleemdomado3132 I don't thing it erases time necessarily, it erases space. And it's known to be slow, mentioned in the manga and anime as well.

    • @WolfieHeartArts24
      @WolfieHeartArts24 3 года назад +3

      Powerful than me and Golden Experience Requiem?

    • @jodanoshi
      @jodanoshi 3 года назад +11

      @@WolfieHeartArts24 One of the most, not the most powerful

    • @Эуе-ш3в
      @Эуе-ш3в 3 года назад

      F A C T

  • @mmoriuzk
    @mmoriuzk 8 лет назад +4130

    [ Z A H A N D O ]

    • @FreedomHero4
      @FreedomHero4 8 лет назад +340

      *dubstep fart*

    • @edseiya
      @edseiya 8 лет назад +10

      uh this is not dubstep.

    • @jerkface7977
      @jerkface7977 8 лет назад +156

      +edseiya he was referring to the sound effect that plays when the hand activates its "scraping"

    • @edseiya
      @edseiya 8 лет назад +90

      Jevy Shades
      ohh yes i love that noise, lol yes dubster fart

    • @SaikoRhythm
      @SaikoRhythm 8 лет назад +80

      ZA HYPE

  • @Guilherme-130
    @Guilherme-130 4 года назад +731

    Spy: *saps dispenser*
    Pyro with the Hot Hand:

    • @jotarokujo6251
      @jotarokujo6251 4 года назад +58

      WITNESS THE POWER OF ZA HOT HANDO

    • @disgal6235
      @disgal6235 4 года назад +37

      **distant spy screaming**

    • @GoliMeadow
      @GoliMeadow 4 года назад +46

      Oi Engie! I used Za Hot Hando to erase that spys torso, so now he looks like Mike Wazowski!

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 4 года назад +5

      *EXTRA EARRAPE ZA HANDO SOUND EFFECT*

    • @FearTheJackdaw
      @FearTheJackdaw 4 года назад +10

      OI, ENGINEER! I USED [ZA HOMEWRECKER] NOW YOUR SENTRY IS UNSAPPED

  • @MisterMythical
    @MisterMythical 4 года назад +750

    Oi, Josuke!
    (Part 5 Spoilers Follow...)
    Think about this.
    What if instead of Koichi, Okuyasu came to Italy and decided to stay until the end of the part. In that alternate timeline, we can assume that he'd be present for the Requiem Stand Arrow battle. So what if he used The Hand to obtain the arrow from Diavolo and then stabbed himself with it. Since Requiem stands develop powers specific to whatever situation they're currently in, I think that Za Hando Requiem would probably be able to erase all of King Crimson's time skips.
    Ain't that wacky?

    • @aqilrashidi1410
      @aqilrashidi1410 4 года назад +47

      Yea, this is big brain time

    • @orhandalegend
      @orhandalegend 4 года назад +41

      *erase* reality

    • @lukepeters1144
      @lukepeters1144 4 года назад +52

      If only okuyasu was more of a reliable guy

    • @Ydrakar
      @Ydrakar 4 года назад +46

      Perhaps, but Requiems are generally inconceivable once awoken. Araki made Golden Experience’s requiem ability so strange and vague because as GE itself said, not even the user understands what is going on. They’re more relatable to a lovecraftian entity than a conventional stand.
      That being said, The Hand’s reality deletion properties run totally chagrin to GE, which focuses on the discovery of “true reality”. If GE:R could trap Diavolo in a reality loop, The Hand Requiem could destroy any and all evidence of the loop itself.

    • @disgal6235
      @disgal6235 4 года назад +32

      Za hando requiem
      Now both handos can scrape

  • @Sruitar
    @Sruitar 4 года назад +1486

    Girl: **hits me**
    Girl: Are you going to hit a gir-
    Me:

  • @ipgrabberanddoxxer5720
    @ipgrabberanddoxxer5720 4 года назад +229

    I _Okuyasu Nijimura_ Will Scrape Away The Dislike Button From This *Masterpiece*

  • @alexadrian287
    @alexadrian287 4 года назад +370

    Anyone notice how at 1:04 you can hear army footsteps, which show Okuyasu’s close relation with his brother, as his brother has a stand that is a literal army.

  • @matthewcole395
    @matthewcole395 4 года назад +454

    Alternate names: "Can't mindgame the mindless"
    "Hey, I don't like the taste of death, screw this"
    "Weird angry high five man"

  • @p1ruku
    @p1ruku 3 года назад +42

    missed opportunity to not call this "Josuke's Right Hand Man"

    • @ratt__mann9220
      @ratt__mann9220 2 года назад

      God damn you it would have been perfect.

  • @ProtoIndoEuropean88
    @ProtoIndoEuropean88 8 лет назад +581

    his name in japanese is 億泰
    億 Oku means a hundred million, in his right or left arm he has it written on his jacket
    泰 Yasu means peaceful, calm, peace, easy, extreme, excessive, great
    I just love his name, so well done.

    • @lapotato9140
      @lapotato9140 8 лет назад +78

      imagine a hundred million Okuyasus

    • @Yoop74
      @Yoop74 8 лет назад +61

      La Potato
      A hundred million Okuyasus.
      Still not a single one able to use his Stand properly.

    • @lapotato9140
      @lapotato9140 8 лет назад +6

      Nioji_ MEMED imagine them all doing the Very fast incredibly hihg speed run though

    • @godisdead4416
      @godisdead4416 8 лет назад +16

      Nioji_ MEMED Haha, yeah. It was said somewhere that Josuke with The Hand would end DiU within a week.

    • @Leo-ib2pp
      @Leo-ib2pp 7 лет назад +15

      +La Potato Would you rather fight 100 million hand sized Okuyasu's or 1 Okuyasu sized hand?

  • @Wingless-
    @Wingless- 8 лет назад +1846

    BAKA!! NO ONE FOOLS OKUYASU NEJIMURA TWICE!

    • @bigben182
      @bigben182 8 лет назад +300

      Yeah, it needs to be at least three times per person.

    • @bentheechidna
      @bentheechidna 8 лет назад +84

      Gonna need Crazy Diamond to heal that burn.

    • @PlanetDiablo16967
      @PlanetDiablo16967 8 лет назад +31

      At least... I think i could get in a good 8.

    • @bigben182
      @bigben182 8 лет назад +35

      You never want to go over 3 on purpose. You would get curb stomped to oblivion after that.

    • @lapotato9140
      @lapotato9140 8 лет назад +21

      i aiiiiin't havin dat shet

  • @bodinbugarski9984
    @bodinbugarski9984 5 лет назад +250

    Moskito: exists
    Me: Witness the power of The Hand!

    • @yofemboyGoblin
      @yofemboyGoblin 5 лет назад +3

      we all know what you said XD

    • @rhombus673
      @rhombus673 4 года назад +15

      Guys he only spelled it wrong for copywright purposes

    • @mozzarellafish9569
      @mozzarellafish9569 4 года назад +2

      Rhombus LMAO

    • @rhombus673
      @rhombus673 4 года назад +4

      @@Liled-ub1fg sorry i got in the habit after watching with crunchyroll subs

    • @Арбузжанчик
      @Арбузжанчик 4 года назад

      im use star platinum for kill fly or moskito

  • @scout2
    @scout2 4 года назад +481

    Jotaro: my stand is really fast and stong
    Josuke: i can fix things by punching them
    Giorno: my stand gives life to things
    Okuyasu: *e* *r* *a* *s* *e*

    • @Elysia_bed
      @Elysia_bed 3 года назад +12

      *Haha the hand does* _🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️_

    • @estebandaniel5741
      @estebandaniel5741 3 года назад +2

      🅱

    • @Batscare
      @Batscare 3 года назад +1

      Okuyasu: ctr+Z 😎

    • @Lollol-ty2nx
      @Lollol-ty2nx 3 года назад

      E

    • @Mast3rKK
      @Mast3rKK 3 года назад

      Okuyasu can heal josuke, he just has to swipe at a wound

  • @nathanreal4020
    @nathanreal4020 4 года назад +175

    OI JOSUKE, I USED *[THE HAND]* TO SCRAPE AWAY MY PHYSICAL BEING AND COMPRESS MYSELF DOWN INTO A MUSIC FILE!
    *AINT THAT WACKY?*

  • @ultimaT
    @ultimaT 8 лет назад +6202

    To be honest i was gonna hit you both.

    • @CalavErik
      @CalavErik 7 лет назад +56

      wait, when did that happen?

    • @crycat7156
      @crycat7156 7 лет назад +363

      On the boat when Akira was disguised as a Speedwagon Foundation agent.

    • @HitmanReborn9999
      @HitmanReborn9999 7 лет назад +104

      Red Hot Chili Pepper boat thing

    • @Wasabi-rs5lv
      @Wasabi-rs5lv 7 лет назад +162

      good thing it wasn't with ZA HAND's ability, or dey would be ded boi.

    • @joshuar2582
      @joshuar2582 7 лет назад +155

      I'm not that smart

  • @LunarSpiral1127
    @LunarSpiral1127 8 лет назад +979

    ZA HANDO!!
    Gotta love Okuyasu. :D

    • @IronHawk96
      @IronHawk96 8 лет назад +27

      How can you not?

    • @MrTheil
      @MrTheil 8 лет назад +6

      He's such a badass

    • @rmartinlopez98
      @rmartinlopez98 8 лет назад +18

      He loves our mothers

    • @tasos618
      @tasos618 8 лет назад +10

      man made me cry ;_;

    • @lordblueballs7293
      @lordblueballs7293 8 лет назад +6

      DatrykSenkrad well who couldn't love josuke's hot mom

  • @pizzat1me788
    @pizzat1me788 3 года назад +45

    I really like how they made the hand this powerful and terrifying stand but made it balanced by making okuyasu stupid

  • @clementcachico5240
    @clementcachico5240 8 лет назад +247

    "In the sake of revenge, me, Okuyasu Nijimura, will kill That bastard !"

    • @loading2463
      @loading2463 8 лет назад +25

      and he never did it...

    • @JaggerIsBurritos
      @JaggerIsBurritos 8 лет назад +2

      Pay2Weed He got pretty close though.

    • @Karlos1234ify
      @Karlos1234ify 7 лет назад +2

      "Josuke, don't let your guard down just because he's slow! If it's best to fight him without touching him, it'd be better to use my Stand, The Hand."

    • @MrGksarathy
      @MrGksarathy 7 лет назад

      cachico clement It's "For the sake of revenge, I, Okuyasu Nijimura, will kill that bastard!"

  • @thecrazylucario
    @thecrazylucario 5 лет назад +552

    Josuke: Okuyasu! You're up! Use「The Hand」to cut just the old man out of the picture!
    **this theme plays**
    Okuyasu: Gotcha! Leave it to me Josuke!
    **runs into glass door**
    **theme stops playing**

    • @lokii3970
      @lokii3970 4 года назад +39

      Record scratch
      Freeze frame
      Yep that's me. I bet you're wondering how I got there

    • @honeycomb937
      @honeycomb937 4 года назад +19

      @@lokii3970 well, it all started in the summer of 1999.

    • @apehawk
      @apehawk 4 года назад +3

      That's my favorite scene

    • @crow6120
      @crow6120 4 года назад

      @@lokii3970 Oh fuck, what up Doppio!?

  • @David_276
    @David_276 4 года назад +1434

    Me:*search "ok" on RUclips*
    The most popular results:
    "Ok boomer"
    "Ok boomer song"
    "Okuyasu theme"
    Okuyasu: **A N G R Y Z A H A N D O N O I S E S**

    • @David_276
      @David_276 4 года назад +2

      @@gyutarogaming917
      Ah yes, enslaved [Z A H A N D O]

    • @JunjieZ_
      @JunjieZ_ 4 года назад +2

      I saw okuyasu theme as the first because I literally searched that up a minute ago to go to this video

    • @fragile1723
      @fragile1723 4 года назад +4

      Bitch slaps the ok boomer with right hand

    • @kangurukaiser9395
      @kangurukaiser9395 4 года назад +1

      Okuyasu was before "ok boomer", score for JJBA

    • @load-bearingcoconut5586
      @load-bearingcoconut5586 4 года назад

      @@evros7753 excuse me, what?

  • @299-x7b
    @299-x7b 3 года назад +40

    "In a way, a stand reflects the users subconscious"
    -Giorno

    • @sulluben
      @sulluben 3 года назад +10

      EMPTY.

    • @299-x7b
      @299-x7b 3 года назад +2

      @@sulluben Ahem. "The Hand"

    • @sulluben
      @sulluben 3 года назад +17

      @@299-x7b yeah. it scrapes away stuff, creating empty space. okuyasu's head is empty space. if you were making a funny masturbation joke then it wasnt funny lol

    • @whyinotmyrlaccount
      @whyinotmyrlaccount 8 месяцев назад

      One way to say Okuyasu's status is "Remember kids, don't do school, stay in drugs"

  • @ffraky001
    @ffraky001 6 лет назад +432

    What witty and intelligent joke can i make for this? Hmmmmmmmm.....
    *BVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVVV*

    • @disgal6235
      @disgal6235 4 года назад +11

      That's as intelligent as an okuyasu joke can get

    • @TheMbmdcrew
      @TheMbmdcrew 4 года назад +1

      🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️

    • @aer0340
      @aer0340 4 года назад +1

      🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️RRRRRRMMM

  • @samjames6714
    @samjames6714 4 года назад +310

    what if you wanted to exist
    but The Hand said:
    🅱️

    • @bruhsak8101
      @bruhsak8101 3 года назад +14

      *ZA HANDO BE LIKE* :
      📚🅱🅱🅱🅱📚📚
      📚🅱📚📚📚🅱📚
      📚🅱📚📚📚🅱📚
      📚🅱🅱🅱🅱📚📚
      📚🅱📚📚📚🅱📚
      📚🅱📚📚📚🅱📚
      📚🅱🅱🅱🅱📚📚

    • @KarenBased
      @KarenBased 3 года назад +5

      🤚🅱🅱🅱🅱🤚🤚
      🤚🅱🤚🤚🤚🅱🤚
      🤚🅱🤚🤚🤚🅱🤚
      🤚🅱🅱🅱🅱🤚🤚
      🤚🅱🤚🚫🧠🅱🤚
      🤚🅱🤚🤚🤚🅱🤚
      🤚🅱🅱🅱🅱🤚🤚
      fify

    • @isaacrudmanmobileversion2276
      @isaacrudmanmobileversion2276 3 года назад +1

      🅱️🅱️🅱️

  • @DrakoxRising
    @DrakoxRising 7 лет назад +466

    Don't bite Za Hando that feeds you, or it might just swipe right.
    And I don't mean on Tinder.

  • @jackson-qk8sj
    @jackson-qk8sj 3 года назад +44

    When you realize being bizarre is the mother of all jojo references

  • @mettatonneo1147
    @mettatonneo1147 4 года назад +442

    Okuyasu when he first fights Josuke = Boss when you fight them
    Okuyasu for the rest of Part 4 = Boss when you unlock them as a playable character

    • @kubix426
      @kubix426 4 года назад +25

      Okuyasu in battle with Kira = Oi josuke, i over slept. Lemme help you with that boomer.

    • @elrohirshouldercheaptrick9452
      @elrohirshouldercheaptrick9452 4 года назад +3

      Mettaton are you a Jojo's fan? I've found a comment of you under various Jojo's videos.

    • @elrohirshouldercheaptrick9452
      @elrohirshouldercheaptrick9452 4 года назад +2

      So true.

    • @icewizard55gaming8
      @icewizard55gaming8 4 года назад +13

      @@elrohirshouldercheaptrick9452 Naturally if a person comments on a lot of Jojo videos he probably is a fan lmao

    • @tannerbarnes7392
      @tannerbarnes7392 3 года назад +2

      Red Hot Chili Pepper disagrees heartily with you.

  • @frogtossing6449
    @frogtossing6449 5 лет назад +94

    “he has too much faith in his right hand” uh yeah just like every other teenage boy

    • @egg_l0rd13
      @egg_l0rd13 4 года назад +3

      Underrated. Fucking. Comment.

    • @AudioVisualAids-i3p
      @AudioVisualAids-i3p 4 года назад

      Unless you have no hands

    • @kazmillermgs005
      @kazmillermgs005 4 года назад

      @@AudioVisualAids-i3p But you do have a mouth and the ability to dislocate your bones

    • @habuhomeboy
      @habuhomeboy 4 года назад

      @@AudioVisualAids-i3p au contraire! I'm left handed!

    • @habuhomeboy
      @habuhomeboy 4 года назад

      @@AudioVisualAids-i3p im left handed.

  • @TheQuarterGuy
    @TheQuarterGuy 8 лет назад +571

    "Josuke Higashikata! I, Okuyasu Nijimura, will make you disappear with my THE HAND!"

  • @saddpigeon2551
    @saddpigeon2551 4 года назад +38

    0:12 sounds like something out of Yakuza , so damn cool