He survived encounters with the Master Chief, the Gravemind, the Arbiter, the Didact, Jul M'Dama..... and he piloted a carrier by himself. We need a standalone game playing as him.
No you don’t understand he’s been around since before the halos we’re fired in the forerunner flood war because he remembers the beginning of the flood when the precursor dust was fed to dogs and made the first flood forms.
@@dragongaming3555 He was there at the beginning, he will be there in the end. He is a godlike ethereal being of the Halo universe, always there, always watching.
@@cookiesontoast9981Not a ripoff. I just think that Bungie had no idea what type of stereotype to make him like the others so they just decided "Hey! Let's make an ODST version of Chief!"
I could listen to Dimkee for hours. It's like when Tom Holland's Spider-Man tries to give a synopsis; adorably energetic. Dimkee is way cuter than Tom Holland tho, don't @ me.
Hey Joji well there is that Grunt in the short story Shadow of Intent who injured a Spartan and became leader of a team of Spec Ops elites for the Half-Jaw, so I’m sure it could happen.
Seeing as he is rather well travelled and Unggoy have the big brains he may very well have ended up reading about it in forerunner databases. I mean, at the absolute least he's visited a halo, a shield world and the ark.
There's a wiki about him where he tried to escape a dangerous place with his Unngoy unit, and believed the escape ship was a solo pilot cabin, and his entire unit ended up killing each other. When he got to the ship, he learned it could easily fit the whole unit, and kept rocks with him so he wasn't alone. Dudes seen some shit
Plus the Grunts are forced more into Aux rolls for naval use. Meaning that most of the Covenant Navy and Spirt Dropships as example are crewed by the Grunts.
their minds are actually really similar to humans and/or great apes, they have great learning capacity and memory. Some are even bilingual (like Dadab in the novels speaking Huragok sign language)
Dimkee: Makes WW2 reference Elite: *Uh* Me: Um, how does one of such limited intelligence Understand and accurately guess Human history without read a book of UNSC ship data stores
Creds to the Wiki: "At one point, Hotay was stationed at a very dangerous location with numerous fellow Unggoy. As it grew more dangerous at the location, with the Unggoy apparently under the threat of the location exploding before night time, Hotay led his fellow Unggoy to a ship that he believed only could hold one Unggoy. When the other Unggoy learned of the ship's small size, many of them fought and killed each other in an attempt to be the one to gain access to the ship, cried, or died making heroic sacrifices. Soon, Hotay was the only survivor among the Unggoy unit. When he finally reached the ship, Hotay realized that the vessel was actually quite large and could easily have fit all of his now-deceased comrades. As he left the location aboard the ship to reach safety, Hotay brought several piles of rocks with him for "company" I cried.. :(
Holy shit. Never knew these fun-ass game I played when I was younger had such a deeper story that’s insane lol. Reading the halo books also expanded my knowledge of the halo universe, it’s all pretty incredible to know all the lore of halo & its characters & races.
In previous games, the grunts would sometimes cry out "Not again!" when stuck with a grenade, hinting that grunts get reincarnated. If this is true, then this grunt could've witnessed many Halo events.
The dogs were called for phro they were positive at first until growing mutated stripes coming out of their body being forced to either be put down or shit back into the wild
@@ilovepandas1246 that's because all the grunts you see in halo are children they were a very technologically advanced species before their planet was ruined by pollution then glassed afterward during their revolt
As a kid I'd like to leave one grunt behind alive. It made me feel like his encounter with me was so terrifying that he would tell others of his life threatening experience and would build up my legend amongst the Covenant. Guess this must be the guy. Glad to see he changed his ways.
WTF!? How did the Unggoy know about the Gravemind!? And the fact that he noticed the redesign of the characters!? Are the Grunts the only ones to are self-aware that they are in a game!?
Only once they survive long enough to be a actual adult instead of the 3 year old equivalent that you fight in the games and the 9 year olds that make up the spec ops grunts
Unggoy are actually one of the smartest races in Halo, but they’ve been enslaved and farmed to fight for the covenant at the equivalent age of 3 human years or something like a little kid. Maybe this Unggoy was smart enough to know all this? :0
I like to think they are in a lunch break, but since the Unggoy get all the nutrients they need from that thing in their backs, he can speak freely. But the Sangheili has a lunch box in his legs and is eating a sandwich, that's why he only answers with grunts. But they are actually good friends, so they lunch together everyday.
Joseph Staten, most likely :D He also helped write the campaign storylines back when Bungie held the reigns, and has written a few books for the canon as well.
They probably didnt even give him a script, they just gave him a loose idea of what the halo games were and just made him say whatever he thought about them but in the view of a grunt
This grunt is the most wholesome and adorable thing in the galaxy. I wish I could have conversations with this alien for hours and give it a big ol' hug.
He got bored, and someone left the door to the archives open, so he went in and read all the books/watched all the videos. How else do you become really good at quantum theories until you really get into throwing grenades?
According to what he says, he has met the chief, the Arbiter, has seen the gravemind, met the Didactic and jul’mdama, which means he was also a part of the storm faction of the covenant and was found by Jul. Going by that logic, he knew the war was over an STILL joined in on Jul’s war. He then sometime between halo 4 Spartan ops and halo 5 joined the swords and if he is talking about the origins of the flood in the last clip, he was able to read a forerunner terminal detailing the origins of the flood. This grunt has seen it all.
Hahahahahahahahaha I love how the Grunt made fun of Ancient Humanity at the end there for feeding the Precursor dust to their pets, which is how the Flood was created, hence the "stuff that turns good things into mean things". That legit cracked me up 😂
Well he's not speaking English... for all we know "I can't" is one word in Unggoy and Chief's suit is just accurately translating the Unnogy phrase "Three! He said "[I-can't] be composed."
This grunt has survived literally everything including halo explosion all the way to the world wide player base . Maybe he is the grunt that kills you in the games.
He talking about when the precursor grounded themsleves down to a dust, the ancient humans found the dust in ships on the edge of the galaxy. The humans tested to to find it harmless so the SanShioon (don't know how to spell it) feed it to their dogs. after a while the first flood forms formed. then it spread.
The humans found it and fed it to these animals they kept as pets. They weren’t dogs. They were similar to chickens and they treated them the same way we treat dogs. The powder made the animal more docile, which is why they kept feeding it to them. It mutates the animal over time and this is how the first flood appeared.
think he will achieve chim like characters in the elderscrolls or will he zero sum upon the realization his entire life is nothing but a game made for entertainment of us?
He survived encounters with the Master Chief, the Gravemind, the Arbiter, the Didact, Jul M'Dama..... and he piloted a carrier by himself. We need a standalone game playing as him.
Fuck chief and Locke Workin together we need chief and this little guy in a full on adventure
@@Lonewolf360gaming that will be epic
@@imapigeon7984 indeed
@@Lonewolf360gaming and that's where it began
In b4 this is a thing.
Grunt: Reveals secret truths about the universe at large
Elite: A-huh
(sudden realization on what he ignored)
Elite: Wait, what!
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This Grunt literally knows about the first outbreak of Flood and the Sangheli's just like "uh huh"
@@solveigsgang2909 maybe he knows that too
@@solveigsgang2909 this grunt literally survived halo reach, halo ce, halo 2, halo 3, halo 3 odst, and halo 4 and the elite is just like "uh huh"
Everyone is commenting about how the elite is annoyed, but I think they’re truly friends.
Yea probably some grunts was actually friends with some elites and vice versa but its not common though
No u
i think hes deaf
@@ReaperofValhalla LOL
@@ReaperofValhalla lmao
This Elite:
*“Kill me or release me but do not waste my time with talk”*
You left out parasite
*"There is much talk, and you will listen"*
@@asinatrafanatic2697 "Trough Rock and Metal and time. Now I shall talk and YOU will listen."
Haze XVII relax better not piss this thing off
@@UncleTyso "Demon..."
Dimkee: *rambling on for hours*
Elite: “I wonder if a fall from this height would kill me?”
I think that not the first Elite to have to listen to Dimkee
sangheili tentacles
AND HERE COMES A GIANT FIST!!!
Dimkee: "well actually.."
Dimkee: You ever heard of Wumbo?
That grunt survived long enough to see the graphical changes in each game, AND see the GRAVEMIND T W I C E
Hes a god
Dimkee, please become a Deacon.
@@entityw3974 Completing a War zone match would be impossible
No you don’t understand he’s been around since before the halos we’re fired in the forerunner flood war because he remembers the beginning of the flood when the precursor dust was fed to dogs and made the first flood forms.
@@dragongaming3555 He was there at the beginning, he will be there in the end. He is a godlike ethereal being of the Halo universe, always there, always watching.
This Grunt spoke more words than Master Chief in the entire series
Um... EVERYONE in this franchise except Noble Six spoke more words than Chief ever did.
@@MagmaProductions1948 Why does no one remember Rookie?
@@deezooliveros2978 Oh I remember Rookie. And while I loved the game I can't ignore that Rookie was an ODST knockkoff of Master Chief.
@@MagmaProductions1948 Well.. The only similarities really are just that both don't speak much... So.. Uh, not really a rip off.
@@cookiesontoast9981Not a ripoff. I just think that Bungie had no idea what type of stereotype to make him like the others so they just decided "Hey! Let's make an ODST version of Chief!"
Grunt: " he was the best, you could shoot him and shot him...and he never fell over. Unlike...plorp..."
Elite: "OH"
I guess he was listening. What a nice guy.
R.I.P. Plorp. You will be missed.
@@mariafinatri203 oh I remember him... I liked him he was cool
Elite now knows not to turn his back on him
"Dialogue"
Grunt: 3 paragraphs
Elite: (grunts)
Grunt: 4 paragraphs
Elite: (grunts)
I was going to like but it's at 69 😭
@@Eli-bl1si commendable.
"God when is this little fuck gonna shut up before i punt him out of the mountain"
If I was da elite I would jump off da cliff😂😂😂
@@clockworkgore lol same but I would kill maself first
Everyone saying the Elite is being patient like they also didn't just sit here and listen to everything he had to say
Yeah but he's probably listened to him even longer than us
.....dont call us out like this
He is listening to his great wisdom.
Its like talking to a toddler
I could listen to Dimkee for hours. It's like when Tom Holland's Spider-Man tries to give a synopsis; adorably energetic. Dimkee is way cuter than Tom Holland tho, don't @ me.
All those things this grunt referenced would put him as one of the oldest grunts alive 😂
Eclipse Gaming he definitely saw combat but I'm just curious how the hell he survived each one
Hey Joji well there is that Grunt in the short story Shadow of Intent who injured a Spartan and became leader of a team of Spec Ops elites for the Half-Jaw, so I’m sure it could happen.
@@heyjoji1954 he might just be really lucky
hes probably killed a odst squad by accident
AHarice Halos version of Jar Jar
@@albertgore7435 😂
This grunt has more character development that locke
Then funniest part to me here is that this is genuinely true, he has way more character than halo 5’s main character
For God sake.....
Lmfao
Heh yeah
Lmao yep
I love how the Sangheili grunts every so often so the Unggoy knows he's still listening
It sounds like me and my older brother! Lol!
Doesn't mean he's listening...just knows to make it seem like he is
Its easier to say grunt and elite
Cocoterrablade 2000
Ok, NOW I see the irony
@@rustyshackleford4965 I like to think they're friends and he's interested in the grunt's story.
"I shooted Plorp & blamed it on the green demon guy."
Favorite, Grunt, line, EVER.
Mine to
8:45 This grunt literally explained the origins of the Flood, he is a god in disguise.
Lmao I caught that tooo that shit was funny, the ancient humans fed it to their pets
He’s secretly a living Precursor.
Oh no...
Seeing as he is rather well travelled and Unggoy have the big brains he may very well have ended up reading about it in forerunner databases. I mean, at the absolute least he's visited a halo, a shield world and the ark.
Plot twist: he is a precursor
I'm surprised the elite sat there for that long
He's probably just so bored that listening to that Unggoy ramble is better than nothing.
I know I would.
kabob 007... maybe he's off of his shift
Warlynx 56 He's still probably bored if that's the case.
We did. So why not him?
Tfw your homeplanet gets glassed by bob.
🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ahahahaha
😂😂😂
Bob: *Puts earth in a giant water glass*
“I didn’t do anything to the planets mom, I just put a glass over them.”
Dob: “I gotta teach you lesson son.”
cogtroper oof
This grunt is a true hardened veteran, I salute to him
There's a wiki about him where he tried to escape a dangerous place with his Unngoy unit, and believed the escape ship was a solo pilot cabin, and his entire unit ended up killing each other. When he got to the ship, he learned it could easily fit the whole unit, and kept rocks with him so he wasn't alone. Dudes seen some shit
@@jaypocaigue3997 he said that in the clip
@@jaypocaigue3997 "I told everybody"... he kinda fueled that situation.
Then the Elite Pushes him off the Cliff and somehow survives
I still can't get over the redesign of the Grunts. They look fucking stupid... And since when do they NOT breath methane?
The part where he was talking of how grunts learn faster than elites, that’s actually true according to the wiki
Probably because Grunts are short lived, average lifespan is 55 years, where Elites can live up to 200 years.
@@lolekbolek916 That's not that bad tbh, kinda similar to the Salarians from Mass Effect then. Short lives but great learning capability.
Plus the Grunts are forced more into Aux rolls for naval use. Meaning that most of the Covenant Navy and Spirt Dropships as example are crewed by the Grunts.
They were also used at code breakers..
their minds are actually really similar to humans and/or great apes, they have great learning capacity and memory. Some are even bilingual (like Dadab in the novels speaking Huragok sign language)
*"Maybe all those crashes are a strategy"*
WWII Japan: _Hai, They were._
Dimkee: Makes WW2 reference
Elite: *Uh*
Me: Um, how does one of such limited intelligence Understand and accurately guess Human history without read a book of UNSC ship data stores
"Maybe all those crashes are a strategy"
That grunt... he's not wrong there
The Japanese in wars thought it was a good strategy, too.
halo combat evolved, Cortana states "Pull up! Pull up!" banshee crashed "You did that on purpose didn't you?"
Carter agrees
Waiting for a 9/11 comment
grif agrees but also doesn't
Creds to the Wiki:
"At one point, Hotay was stationed at a very dangerous location with numerous fellow Unggoy. As it grew more dangerous at the location, with the Unggoy apparently under the threat of the location exploding before night time, Hotay led his fellow Unggoy to a ship that he believed only could hold one Unggoy. When the other Unggoy learned of the ship's small size, many of them fought and killed each other in an attempt to be the one to gain access to the ship, cried, or died making heroic sacrifices. Soon, Hotay was the only survivor among the Unggoy unit. When he finally reached the ship, Hotay realized that the vessel was actually quite large and could easily have fit all of his now-deceased comrades. As he left the location aboard the ship to reach safety, Hotay brought several piles of rocks with him for "company"
I cried.. :(
Holy shit. Never knew these fun-ass game I played when I was younger had such a deeper story that’s insane lol. Reading the halo books also expanded my knowledge of the halo universe, it’s all pretty incredible to know all the lore of halo & its characters & races.
Shit,that hit right into my heart.
Well now we know why he shot plorp
I thought that was hilarious
Looooooooooooool I think it is funny
He killed me when he said he shot his friend and blamed the green demon 😂
The green demon is literally behind him
@@k2ggers961 No, he's not. It's Spartan Locke behind him.
Well Halo AI IS notorious for killing each other and themselves sometimes.
Manas Choudhary Man it would be even better if it was chief standing there.
@@mrxxsesshomaruxx9642 and by pushing him over while that dialogue happened u would unlock a secret achievement "for plorp"
“You can shoot him and shoot him, and he never fell over! Not like... Plorp...”
“Oh”
R.I.P. Plorp. You will be missed.
I was whatching that in the video
Nice pfp
@@thctitan5041 he really said “OH.”
A grunt slamming the entire Forerunners with facts and logic at the end.
He was slamming ancient humans, actually.
@@56bturn Both
R.I.P Plorp
But was it Yip-Flap?
Or Flap-Yip
@@anunc or porp flap yip
Or yap yip plorp flap
F to pay respect oppss wrong game
My last 2 brain cells when trying to sleep
The elite is your mentally stable cell
The elite is me trying to sleep but the grunt is my brain screeching about random shit
Me at this vary moment
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In previous games, the grunts would sometimes cry out "Not again!" when stuck with a grenade, hinting that grunts get reincarnated. If this is true, then this grunt could've witnessed many Halo events.
This grunt is clearly a paid actor.
@@wolfchadaverageusenjoyerza8288 voice actor
@@samuelr.6046 ...
Its a grunt propaganda recruitment video he is somewhat of a celebrity
Maybe in lore explanation is that particular grunt who say that has survived being stuck, remember, grunts have very tough exoskeletons.
Grunt: "Wait a minute.. I just now realized... you DON'T have tongues!"
Fan artists: *_are you sure about that?_*
Gross
I hate humans
@@4178Charlie *presses Y to same *
@@4178Charlie *Y* Same were disgusting even to our Sangheili overlords
@@Dianasaurthemelonlord7777 let's grab the glassing beam
The one grunt we always spared because we realized we could just run through most of the campsign
The fact that this grunt is taking notice to art style changes and previous games shows grunts are damn smart
Actually it’s a fourth wall break
Have you ever heard the tragedy of Darth Plorpus the wise
It's a Halo Legend
I thought so... It's not a story that ONI would tell you...
The great journey leads to things some people consider *uNnaTurahL*
Rokanokwok Eridus hmmm
Uncanny Valley they say he even could save the ones he loved from death
Jesus this little guy knows how the Flood first got started
THIS GRUNT KNOWS HOW THE FLOOD STARTED??
THE DUST BEING FED TO PET DOGS??
He is a precursor.
@@tausiftaha12 the PRIMORDIAL LIVES AGAIN
All hail our lord Dimkee Hotay
The dogs were called for phro they were positive at first until growing mutated stripes coming out of their body being forced to either be put down or shit back into the wild
This is so cute, the grunt is like the elite's annoying best friend xD
I was just thinking that, that elite must be the nicest dude!
I don’t care what people think of Halo 5, this scene alone is the by far most adorable & wholesome thing in the entire franchise.
I’d be his friend I would hug him
I like how he talks about the style change. Great way to break the fourth wall.
Johnny Topside where???
@@Serenity187Jc at 3:04
2:56
Grunts are known for being on another plane of existence we can’t even fathom
Lmao.."all I hear is wort wort wort"
(Which reversed is go go go)
"Ahaaaa"
Classic hall meme
Uh uh
@@HoneyMochi its reversed for "throw throw throw" like as in throwing plasma grenades
"All i hear is wort wort wort" Sangheili: Uh-huh..
AAAAWUBADAGH
This single tiny grunt is like the most philosophical and existential character ever
And the elite is like “PLEEEEEASE have a spartan kill him or me”
This grunt, an intellectual: Are you thinking that, or just being quiet?
The Elite: Wort wort wort....
2:57 this is one woke Grunt
OH DAMN
Your right
Mandela effect lol
I once made this joke about "Woke" people
"They're so woke, they're suffering sleep deprivation"
God I hate that term
I like how the grunts are kinda smart but just awful at English
They're fast learners but their potential for higher thought is quite low. Perfect for their role.
@@ilovepandas1246 that's because all the grunts you see in halo are children they were a very technologically advanced species before their planet was ruined by pollution then glassed afterward during their revolt
they good English, why u say that?
No better in Polish, trust me.
@@weebkingtax1319 Now i even feel more bad for the grunts that get killed all the time...
"All the best guns"
*shows energy sword*
Didn't you know you can make a ranged weapon out of a sword
Yust trow it in your enemy's face
Renzo van den Brand but that does not change the fact that is not a gun.
While holding a plasma pistol
@@renzo2able XD, I mean you aren't wrong
I mean have you played halo 2?
The thing's basically a sniper rifle in that one.
As a kid I'd like to leave one grunt behind alive. It made me feel like his encounter with me was so terrifying that he would tell others of his life threatening experience and would build up my legend amongst the Covenant. Guess this must be the guy. Glad to see he changed his ways.
As a kid, I thought all the grunts I melee’d were just knocked out. Then I read the books and learned that was definitely not what happened
Holy shit dudes a sociopath
Nobody:
The Elite: *advanced Halo CE grunting sounds*
Wort Wort Wort!
That is the MOST patient elite I have ever seen.
I think that élite is actually his friend. Also maybe the arbitrer forced his troops to not murder their grunts.
*plot twist* the elite is high as fk
Yeah, in Halo 2 there was an elite who grabbed a grunt by the neck for running away
They buddies
mr Nohax he is the Elite version of Joe Rogan. Elite is probably on DMT.
Lol, I hope this is cannonicaly the same grunt as the one that survived Installation 04 and the Ark
Well if Chips Dubbo survived why wouldn't this grunt?
@@nainorotodox caus Dubbo is a spartan I
dafaq117
then why didn't johnson live
(this is a joke)
@@whoopssteyrs because he died to an ancient toaster with a laser beam lol
Seeing as most of the Covenant Fleet survived Alpha Halo. He clearly made it.
WTF!? How did the Unggoy know about the Gravemind!? And the fact that he noticed the redesign of the characters!? Are the Grunts the only ones to are self-aware that they are in a game!?
Firedolphin 2211 thank
No it's just funny 4th wall breaks
The Grunt is a living Easter Egg. Normally, you wouldn't notice him, that's the point though.
Only once they survive long enough to be a actual adult instead of the 3 year old equivalent that you fight in the games and the 9 year olds that make up the spec ops grunts
Unggoy are actually one of the smartest races in Halo, but they’ve been enslaved and farmed to fight for the covenant at the equivalent age of 3 human years or something like a little kid. Maybe this Unggoy was smart enough to know all this? :0
I like to think they are in a lunch break, but since the Unggoy get all the nutrients they need from that thing in their backs, he can speak freely. But the Sangheili has a lunch box in his legs and is eating a sandwich, that's why he only answers with grunts. But they are actually good friends, so they lunch together everyday.
The Elite doesn't respond much, but you just know that he keeps an eye out for Dimkee on the battlefield
Dose anyone else wanna talk to a grunt?
Ememememememe
I wouldn’t mind
I wanna talk to a elite
Julius Jay Wort wort wort
I've always liked the grunts
That moment when you remember grunts are basically child soldiers due to how fast they have to breed. :(
Feels bad man
Sam Iezzi Booorn to be... Fodder.
No there not they probably age faster and have shorter lifespans
@@triatanstopmotions4157 nope, as soon as they can walk and talk they get strapped in a harness and sent to war.
But I mean not everything ages like humans. They mature very fast so I don't think any of them would be considered children
@@eggbuh so kinda like Salarians on Mass Effect?
The dialogue is not nearly as fascinating as the fact that someone sat and wrote all this and a VA sat in a booth saying it all.
That would be the best VA job
@@ridingwarthogs3244 That VA is the one that made the voice of the Grunts in the original Halos
Joseph Staten, most likely :D He also helped write the campaign storylines back when Bungie held the reigns, and has written a few books for the canon as well.
@@lucasblair2490 that's right I couldn't remember his name. Good job
They probably didnt even give him a script, they just gave him a loose idea of what the halo games were and just made him say whatever he thought about them but in the view of a grunt
This grunt is the most wholesome and adorable thing in the galaxy. I wish I could have conversations with this alien for hours and give it a big ol' hug.
Every time I play a halo game, I’m like I don’t want to kill grunts, I want to hug them. 😂
@@vincentrochette3907 fr
Dimkee Hotay is like the Chips Dubbo of the Covenant, he's seen it all.
I wanna see these two talk. Since Dimkee is an ally.
Love him or hate him, hes spitting out real facts here
And at one point he was talking about how the art style changed
Unggoy are my favorite part of halo. Sadly, shooting them is fun and you don’t have time to feel bad for them during a campaign.
He talked about the precursors and the origin of the flood there for a bit
When he said something about feeding the mean things to dogs yh lol
Lmao how tf does this dude know about precursors, everything they built was destroyed by the halo arrays
He got bored, and someone left the door to the archives open, so he went in and read all the books/watched all the videos. How else do you become really good at quantum theories until you really get into throwing grenades?
@@chickenstrips5138 mostly everything very few precursor artifacts remain
Yeah at the end
poor plorp
he got dedded
Karkat Hates You 🤣🤣
Not as sad as my boy flipyap
This Grunt is probably more badass than most Spartan IVs, he’s lived through Chief, the Gravemind, the Great Schism, etc.
According to what he says, he has met the chief, the Arbiter, has seen the gravemind, met the Didactic and jul’mdama, which means he was also a part of the storm faction of the covenant and was found by Jul. Going by that logic, he knew the war was over an STILL joined in on Jul’s war. He then sometime between halo 4 Spartan ops and halo 5 joined the swords and if he is talking about the origins of the flood in the last clip, he was able to read a forerunner terminal detailing the origins of the flood. This grunt has seen it all.
This grunt is really that one meme
Grunt: so anyway I started blasting
Hahahahahahahahaha I love how the Grunt made fun of Ancient Humanity at the end there for feeding the Precursor dust to their pets, which is how the Flood was created, hence the "stuff that turns good things into mean things". That legit cracked me up 😂
😂 I wonder how he learnt of that though...
He's a fuckin immortal, that's how he knows, he was there!!!!
I was looking for someone who brought that up, lol
@@erstenamefamiliename7988 he's probably just a precursor who shaped changed into a grunt .
I thought he was referring to how the forerunners kept flood in the halo rings xD
The life span of this grunt is too long
Like, 9 minutes too long
200,000 years
Too short imo. This guys a legend
I would love for a small spin-off game of just these two
If the grunt made the elite miss his flight so they both survived 04 when it exploded
Like ratchet and clank
and the expanded universe kills the elite and the grunt befriends chief
@@Lanay_ no they all team up
@@Lanay_ That sounds kinda stupid
I love how the Elite's grunts are actually contextual to what the Grunt is saying... He's listening you guys...
Master Chief:who are you?
The grunt:i'm god
*angelic halo noises*
1:46
... whole time I knew the Didact he said like 3 words! Three! He said "I can't be composed".
Genius
Well he's not speaking English... for all we know "I can't" is one word in Unggoy and Chief's suit is just accurately translating the Unnogy phrase "Three! He said "[I-can't] be composed."
Hello yes But the Grunt is actually speaking English. He tells the Elite towards the end to “speak human” because he can’t understand him.
Bryce wort wort wort
"I can't be"
*WRONG!* That is FOUR words!
Elite : (Looks back to see if anyone's watching)
Grunt : Blah Blah Blah Blah Blah Blaaahhhh...
Elite : *Holds His Shoulder , I'm Sorry* pushes him off
RE MZ lol
I'd just go invisible and push him.
If it was a brute he'd be on the of bottom the Cliff already.
‘What does humans breath’
Chief: *A I R*
Grunt: Air? Nasty... Why you cant breath methane?
@@josebuenrostro5639 LMAO
This grunt has survived literally everything including halo explosion all the way to the world wide player base . Maybe he is the grunt that kills you in the games.
2:54 I love how he breaks the forth wall
8:44 he is talking about the flood
Yeah when they feed flood spores to their version of the dogs and it started the whole outbreak
He talking about when the precursor grounded themsleves down to a dust, the ancient humans found the dust in ships on the edge of the galaxy. The humans tested to to find it harmless so the SanShioon (don't know how to spell it) feed it to their dogs. after a while the first flood forms formed. then it spread.
The humans found it and fed it to these animals they kept as pets. They weren’t dogs. They were similar to chickens and they treated them the same way we treat dogs. The powder made the animal more docile, which is why they kept feeding it to them. It mutates the animal over time and this is how the first flood appeared.
Did he reference the Flood? As in the mean thing?
Daniel El Saiyajin yes I believed
Daniel El Saiyajin, I thought the same thing aswell.
Daniel El Saiyajin the now spooky but used to look like a puppet.
yeah, because if I remember correctly the ancient human's fed flood dust to their dogs and that's how that massive outbreak started
@@breadvactor9156 Haha yeah it started with pets
8:43 hes indirectly referring to how the precursor powder were fed to the dogs of ancient humans that turned them into te flood
This was legendary lol
I just thought the dust got corrupted not fed to dogs lol
@@jamesdobson9768 the dust was corrupted, but it needed an organic host to expand, which were the dogs
I think this is adorable
"He was the best! You could shoot him and shoot him, and he wouldn't fall over. Not like...... Plorp..." 😂😂😂😂 I'm dead, just like Plorp too! 😂😂😂😂
Too soon bro
4:33 "Not just the food nipple manager"....my life is complete
That Grunt has seen and been through some crazy shit to get this far and be a side character. We need a story about him.
"I don't understand Sangheili, all I hear is wort wort wort." Hahahahahah
If you didn't already know, this Grunt is voiced by Joseph Staten himself (who also voices some of the other grunts in H5 as well).
I love how he’s poking fun at certain parts of the series haha
6:24 it sounds PTSD.
Yea that's what I was thinking. The story where he kills all his friends is also a bit of it too, but then he gets over it real fast XD
@@Cyrribrae forgetting the sins of the past?
And that Elite's just remembering his time in the Covenant, where he could beat Grunts with a baton for annoying him.
Now he's in Hell.
Just spent 9 minutes of my life listening to that little guy
Michael Castro
9 minutes well spent...
That was nine minutes? I lost track of time
Best 9 minutes of my life
It’s amazing how a Grunt. One of the easiest enemies to kill. Has such a large History. I’d be more interested on how he survived for this long.
I wish there is an interaction that you could sit next to grunt to hangout talk about funny things like grunt said
2:00 he admited to murdering his fellow kin and blaming it on master cheif XD
My boy said: How do make food noises? “Spits”
he talks like what i imagine a golden retriever's thoughts sound like XD
Bob? The covenant will be embarrassed if they named any of there ships there.
Lols
Right, they should go with 'Susan', that names scares Bob.
Supercarrier bob
They should name thier ship, "House of Unbearable Karens"
No shit
My left ear found his fact spitting highly enjoyable...
Can’t believe I just watched a grunt ramble on for 9 minutes and 15 seconds
With all the 4th Wall Breaks,can’t we call this guy Gruntpool or Deadgrunt?
There's too many dead grunts, it'll just get confusing.
Matrix Dream beat me to it...
Gruntpool
plorps alr got deadgrunt
This isnt fourth wall breaking. The grunt is talking to an elite about past events.
2:45 lmao the grunt making fun of the cliche ofhonor warrior race the elites are based on
Yea, that elite woulda probably shoved him off of the cliff if it wasn't just an Easter egg lol.
@@alvinthompson6333 nah the elite would throw him back into Balaho
Music: *Extremely intense*
Grunt: 4:10
*HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA*
lmao
Oh my god he's might realize he's in a game soon
think he will achieve chim like characters in the elderscrolls or will he zero sum upon the realization his entire life is nothing but a game made for entertainment of us?
I laughed for 10 minutes, this grunt revived my hope in humanity
What if each NPCs in games have that much back story and time put into each character. Bethesda I'm looking a you with that Fallout 76.
They can't put any backstory on their npcs If there aren't any
I bet that elite wanted to push the grunt off the cliff
Nah, the grunts were basically slaves and they did a pretty good rebelion. They earned the right to run their mouth a little.
@@smiley4995 8 minutes ago..whar are the odds.m
@@prodigyz2416 8 hours ago..
He better not or i am throwing his ass off the cliff
@@kwarlus i just looked at your comment and its 8 hours ago! Wow...
When i encountered this i half expected the Elite to just push him off at some point
Lmao I love how dimkee acknowledges the artstyle changes
This grunt seriously knows about the precursor race and the origin of the flood. Now that is profound.