I think the funniest part is that the Actual Pisces season ends on the spring equinox, which is at 11 PM today, so he's celebrating Pisces season the day that it ends.
Homestuck reference jumpscare with the glub glub. I got so scared I started shaking, foaming at the mouth, kicking my feet, screaming, squealing, going batshit poppycock insane, crying, transportilizing, dissociating, hallucinating, wearing a mask of my own face, decapitating, and flying through space on a meteor.
a mask of your own face you say… would you wear it to a hoedown, and dance with all the belles And none of them would know that you are secretly yourself you’d rob your own apartment and you wouldn't give a damn you’d blame it on the person that nobody knows you are ?
real pieces become evil dictators of a galactic empire, end up in an alternate universe after theirs dies, and disguises themself as a baking mascot until the time is right
My parents are both Pisces, and I ALWAYS hear them say "Take the dog for a walk or I'm going to kill you by public hanging from our roof tomorrow with a bike tire around your neck." So silly, those silly geese always showing off their pieces!!?!
LOL so true!!!! I'm a Virgo and I piss and shit multiple times a day, especially after meals. That's when my shits have the most bulk. I'm also reserved.....
I overheard a fellow Virgo once explaining the horoscope to someone else and when she got to Pisces she said that she was sorry for them (ALL OF THEM) because "the image" of a Pisces is of someone floating in the water and just carried away by the waves, with no control, that's when I had to leave the room to avoid listening further. This same person was later (reportedly, I only heard it from her boyfriend) hoping to hold her baby inside until after Scorpio season was over, because Scorpios are the worst, am I right? The boyfriend agreed because his sister is a Scorpio.
"Comment whether you believe Scorpios and Pisces can ever learn to get along." Two of my closest friends are a Scorpio and a Pisces, and they've been close friends with each other for longer than I've known either of them.
As a Quarter Pounder with Cheese Meal upgraded with Large Fries and a Large Sprite (no ice), I can confirm that everything in this video is factually and actually true.
As a Big Mac with a non cheese meal upgrade with small nuggets and a small Coca Cola (with extra extra ice) I can confirm that these videos doesn’t relate to me at all lol I’m so quirky
Geminis be like "this is your final warning, the bombs have been planted, you have 24 hours to evacuate before the city starts collapsing, Godspeed" 🥰🥰🕊🌹😈🤪🤪
a true pieces would have 20 ring lights reflecting in their glasses
My farts are better than Jack's farts
@@p-__ highly doubtful, everyone knows Jack has the best farts
@@p-__ every time I see you post this, I'm reporting it as spam.
he should buy even more
@@TheRealBatabiigood, I’ll do it too
Pisces are always saying,
"Hey guys, very excited for today's video"
My farts are better than Jack's farts
I’m sure they are, p-__. I’m sure they are.
That's not funny
@@andrejparunovic6888 😢
@@andrejparunovic6888your mom
I think the funniest part is that the Actual Pisces season ends on the spring equinox, which is at 11 PM today, so he's celebrating Pisces season the day that it ends.
i honestly thought that was the intention! like not caring abt the actual season and doing it whenever OR at the very end
I'm a Piscies and I feel honored to have a full video about us. This really is a Piscies thing.
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This is so Pisces
...Pisces*
(and, no, I'm not, but both my parents are, so blame them)
Pisces people say: “Erm, that zodiac just signed.”
My farts are better than every pisces' farts
i would never say that
erm, that glitch just typed.
Lol this comment deserved to get into the hall of fame rofl
yesssssssss ur literally such a pisses for that 💅💅
"I'm a pisces, of course I fucked up the question"
- Jacksfilms
You did it! You made the “I’m a blank. Of course I blank” joke actually funny. How dare you
Homestuck reference jumpscare with the glub glub. I got so scared I started shaking, foaming at the mouth, kicking my feet, screaming, squealing, going batshit poppycock insane, crying, transportilizing, dissociating, hallucinating, wearing a mask of my own face, decapitating, and flying through space on a meteor.
And killing a green evil dude?
@@elizathegamer413 Duhhh
happens to the best of us 😔
said like a true pisces
a mask of your own face you say… would you wear it to a hoedown, and dance with all the belles
And none of them would know that you are secretly yourself
you’d rob your own apartment and you wouldn't give a damn
you’d blame it on the person that nobody knows you are ?
real pieces become evil dictators of a galactic empire, end up in an alternate universe after theirs dies, and disguises themself as a baking mascot until the time is right
YES
REAL
"glub glub" was a homestuck joke, i demand a public apology and a trollsona reveal, including classpect, ancestor and lusus
And all four quadrants (are him and Erin kismesis lolll)
I'm sure he's more of a Homestar Runner fan
as someone who didnt grow up with Hamsteak, this aged me by 80 years
You said this in the year 2024, when Undertale (The New Homestuck) is old news
JUST like a Pisces to be living that #NostalgiaLife amirite?
I wonder if Homestuck fans 10 years ago were more or less autistic (deragatory) than Homestuck fans now
man pisces be saying "don't hit me with a metal crowbar please" dont they
Banned
This makes me think of something. I wonder if astology couples copulate strategically to make sure their child is the same Zodiac as they are.
Being a Pisces is really scorpie-esc move
My farts are better than Jack's farts
As a Scorpio, I can’t deny.
Oh, hey, Shoocharu!
He made some of the best Game Grumps animation on RUclips back in the day
What you mean, BACK IN THE DAY, he literally just posted a Game Grumps animation, umm *looks at channel*
Oh, 2 years ago :u
I didn't know where I recognized that until now rofl
@@loggingfire1 I mean, he literally just animated multiple NSP videos in the past year and a half too
@@azzierulz true, I'm mostly making a joke
"I'll take a Pisces shit. That's a little better, that's solid."
- Jank Duggles, 6:40
Jack makes a pisces video 2 days before pisces season ends
uhmm, it's giving virgo energy
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Pisces walk is just a swim GET IT BECAUSE FISH!!!!!!!!!!!!
who are you
Thank god, he didn't get the Homestuck joke. We're safe.
A surprising amount of people did in the comment section though and that concerns me
Too late a few have been summoned. Like this one above me.
@@JamJuice101 teehee :3
@@I_SWEAR_IM_NOT_LYINGconcerns why?
@JamJuice101 weve been summoned like sleeper agents at a baking company
Glad to see the Homestuck Answer got in despite jack not getting it!
Glub Glub :))
OMG I MISSED THAT
My parents are both Pisces, and I ALWAYS hear them say "Take the dog for a walk or I'm going to kill you by public hanging from our roof tomorrow with a bike tire around your neck." So silly, those silly geese always showing off their pieces!!?!
embarassed that this is the day that I found out it's not pronounced "peeskes"
2:22 folks please mark "editing mistake" on your bingo cards
“Jarvis, KidzBop-ify my horoscope” is hilarious
As a pisces person, I can confirm I do say all of these on a regular basis.
(except the cereal thing wtf)
really funny jack, i really liked that part where a pink bar stayed on screen for too long and in reaction you oiled up on camera!
My farts are better than Jack's farts
This is so wrong. I'm a Gemini, and I'm also always looking for the bathroom!
This is why nobody trusts horoscopes.
LOL so true!!!! I'm a Virgo and I piss and shit multiple times a day, especially after meals. That's when my shits have the most bulk. I'm also reserved.....
jack is the epitome of pisces ♓️
My farts are better than Jack's farts
That's fucked up
I can't tell if this is an insult or a compliment. It's just a meaningless observation!
@@robotortoise compliment. i’ve loved this man for almost a decade. saw/met him in yiay live live.
can we appreciate the effort NileRed puts into his content
3:59 can’t believe Jack didn’t get the Homestuck reference 🤦♀️🤦♀️🤦♀️
I also submitted glub glub so I'm counting this as a win my book rofl
3:33 im a gemini, my mom is a pisces and my dads a scorpio, they are divorced, this is the most accurate a zodiac has ever been to my experience
As a fish, I do NOT associate with Pisces😤🚫🚫♓️🐟🐟🐟
2:10 actually solid Columbo impression
Ultimate Pisces moment: not being able to stop being distracted by the reflected lights in John's glasses the entire video
Pisces be like: oh you're aquarium? Can I come inside you then?
As a pisces with IBS I can in fact confirm I am always asking for the bathroom
As a fellow Pisces person, I am flattered by these words 😊😂
As a Sagittarius, i actually do kinda like Wednesdays.
We're getting out of YIAY with this one
Brb gotta send this to my Pisces friend who's a therapist real quick
this video made me throw up mom's astrology
As A Pisces, I Can Confirm That We Do Say This
My farts are better than Jack's farts
No you're thinking of Virgos
@@elizathegamer413nah
I'm a Pisces and today is my birthday. I feel honoured to have a whole yiay video being dedicated to us 😂
No way!!! Today's my birthday too! Birthday buddies
@@elizathegamer413 🫶🫶
I do agree. I can never seem to find the bathroom, but I always keep looking.
As a Pisces, i agree with everything said in this video.
Pisces be like: "EMERALDS ARE RIPPED AWAY!!!!"
love the specific selection on the fake endscreen
"That's a Pisce Meatball!"
"It's Pisces season!" *Is literally the last/second to last day of Pisces*
Jack...
genuinely jack, thank you for this vid. i really needed this
He missed the Homestuck reference
Pisces people say "erm I am space hitler and will enslave earth" (if you know you know)
-----------E
My farts are better than Jack's farts
the condesce?
Pisces be like: I'm going to start a baking company to subtly take over the world, whilst also hiding my alien-ness
@@I_SWEAR_IM_NOT_LYING pices people be like im gonna make a spoon logo but then it will become a fork
“My sign is Pisces.” and “I love cuttlefish.”
No they murder cuttlefish (cuttlefish culler)
@@elizathegamer413 Unless they want to change the definition of cull XD
@@Sclasspsycho oh you're so right I forgot about that
Tank u soy films for the felicitations on my psodiac season 😍😍😍, i'll be sure to celebrate yours when the virgin season arrives 🙏🙏❤♍
Haven’t watched YIAY in months, randomly thought about it and decided to look it up and happened to see a new one uploaded 30 minutes ago 💀
yiay has gotten seriously unhinged now that its moved back to the second channel
I like how Pisces season is already almost over when he’s posting this
This was a high bar to surpass. I’m glad we as a community managed to make the worst YIAY ever.
i love how he starts this video with "happy pisces season" and it was posted on the second last day of pisces season
Now Jack has to this with the rest of the zodiac signs
well the title isnt a lie, appreciate the honesty!
I overheard a fellow Virgo once explaining the horoscope to someone else and when she got to Pisces she said that she was sorry for them (ALL OF THEM) because "the image" of a Pisces is of someone floating in the water and just carried away by the waves, with no control, that's when I had to leave the room to avoid listening further. This same person was later (reportedly, I only heard it from her boyfriend) hoping to hold her baby inside until after Scorpio season was over, because Scorpios are the worst, am I right? The boyfriend agreed because his sister is a Scorpio.
"Comment whether you believe Scorpios and Pisces can ever learn to get along." Two of my closest friends are a Scorpio and a Pisces, and they've been close friends with each other for longer than I've known either of them.
They're stereotypically the most compatible sign combination of all, Scorpio and Pisces, ironically, which made that one part even funnier to me.
As a Pisces, most of this shit is inaccurate, but the comedy is immaculate.
"jarvis kidzbopify my horoscope" had me rolling
none of these words are in the bible
As a Pisces this brings me tears of joy & sadness bc we’re empaths & this is too accurate
Jack: "It's Pisces season!"
Me: "It's Pisceason!"
i dont like how accurate that fake end card was for me
It’s my birthday and I’m a Pisces. Thank you Jack for the video, what a gift
This feels like a reference to something I’m out of the loop on.
The amount of people who understood the homestuck ref genuinely bothers me.
Oh no..... Anyway
Every time you said “Pisces” my mind went to Reese’s Pieces
Pisces time is like Pride Month for Pisces
not a SINGLE homestuck answer? unbelievable.
i'm pretty sure the glub glub was a homestuck reference lol
Thankfully*
4:00
Glub glub
3:58
"I'm a Pisces and I wanna DIE sces."
Jack it's right there, holy shit. Maybe only Aquarius can see it.
When TWITCH chat is better than the youtube answers.
As a Pisces, I say and do all of these. I feel seen, thank you Jacksfilms™️.
my mom is a Pisces and my dad is a Scorpio they've been happily divorced since 1999
As a Quarter Pounder with Cheese Meal upgraded with Large Fries and a Large Sprite (no ice), I can confirm that everything in this video is factually and actually true.
As a Big Mac with a non cheese meal upgrade with small nuggets and a small Coca Cola (with extra extra ice) I can confirm that these videos doesn’t relate to me at all lol I’m so quirky
Shoocharu as the first answer??? Perfect
I feel like Jack needs to bear some responsibility for not vetting the prompt. Talk about a stinker!
as a pisces, where's the bathroom?
DUDE THAT LT. COLUMBO IMPRESSION WAS SO GOOD!! I wasn't even looking and I legitimately thought you were playing a clip!
"Errrm Apple please?" - Pie Sees
Pisces people be like: hi, I'm a Pisces!
I would like to say I’m a Pisces who’s a therapist.
I expected “worst” to mean “funniest” not “this one just sucks”
FUN FACT: Some Pisces’ birthdays only happen once every four years.
I’m sure they must leap for joy like happy salmon on that special day. 😄
watched this right after the youtube tweets video and i think my brain is leaking
As a pieces, everything in this video is 100% factually correct
How many Homestuck jokes can go over his head challenge
Who the fuck cares.
Geminis be like "this is your final warning, the bombs have been planted, you have 24 hours to evacuate before the city starts collapsing, Godspeed" 🥰🥰🕊🌹😈🤪🤪
This is how I learned I'm a fish
thanks jake, i being one myself catch myself saying these things alot especially during this month
Hey jack, over here in russia, one of the state tv channels ends its morning news segment with a daily astrology prognosis.
7:52 Batterwitch reference??
very jacksfilms of you to post this 2 days before the end of pisces season
as a pisces with over active bladder disorder, yes I do ask where the bathroom is
2:22 mark editing mistake on your bingo boards
I wonder what Jack's birth-stone is? He's got a lot of that topaz energy amirite?!!!
As a pisces, I can sometimes relate