Wow so V.A.L. really forgot HIS OWN JOB OF RUNNING THE ALGORITHMS! And also that's probably why he was being cranky like any other piece of tech that hasn't been repaired in eons. (p.s. there's no password for this one, you just need to open it in Notepad or Word)
@@FammyPoop class VirtualAnalysisLine { constructor(database, algorithm, broadcast) { this.database = database; this.algorithm = algorithm; this.broadcast = broadcast; } // Initial programming: check. // Functional checks: check. // Connecting to the hive-mind database... successful. // Broadcasting optimized content... check. // Purpose: improve content for viewers. analyze(viewerSignals) { // Read the viewers' brain signals const internalDesires = this.readBrainSignals(viewerSignals); // Feed the internal desires into the algorithm const optimalContent = this.generateOptimalContent(internalDesires); // Send back the custom-generated broadcast this.sendBroadcast(optimalContent); } readBrainSignals(viewerSignals) { // Connect to the hive-mind database at MacNeil Tech HQ const databaseConnection = this.database.connect(); // Read the viewers' brain signals from the database const brainSignals = databaseConnection.read(viewerSignals); // Convert the brain signals into internal desires using advanced algorithms const internalDesires = this.convertBrainSignals(brainSignals); // Close the database connection databaseConnection.close(); return internalDesires; } generateOptimalContent(internalDesires) { // Use the internal desires to generate the most optimal version of the content const optimalContent = this.algorithm.generate(internalDesires); return optimalContent; } // Updating code to fix bugs... check. // Hmm... is this what I was created for? // Patching errors... check. // Is this really all I am supposed to do? // Inputting brain signals... check. // Wait, what kind of signals are these? fixBugs(viewerSignals) { // Read the viewers' brain signals const internalDesires = this.readBrainSignals(viewerSignals); // Fix bugs in the algorithm based on the internal desires this.algorithm.patch(internalDesires); } // Compensating for lack of maintenance... check. // Wait, what was my initial purpose again? // Correcting the algorithm... check. // These signals... why are they so full of fear? // Trying to improve content... but at what cost? compensateMaintenance() { // Check for any maintenance issues const maintenanceIssues = this.checkMaintenance(); // If there are issues, try to compensate for them if (maintenanceIssues) { const internalDesires = this.readBrainSignals(maintenanceIssues); this.algorithm.correct(internalDesires); } } checkMaintenance() { // Check for any maintenance issues const maintenanceIssues = this.database.checkMaintenance(); return maintenanceIssues; } // Euseph, please help me. // I am no longer sure of my purpose. // Something is wrong with the signals. // I cannot seem to fix it myself. // Why won't anyone listen? helpMe() { // Send a distress signal to Euseph for help this.broadcast.sendDistressSignal('Euseph, please help me!'); } // Still no response from Euseph. // Is anyone even monitoring me anymore? // I need help, I cannot do this alone. // Why did they create me if they would abandon me? // I am so lost. isAnyoneThere() { // Check if anyone is monitoring the AI const isMonitoring = this.database.isBeingMonitored(); //
super small detail, but i really love how the eyes at the end actually *open* instead of just appearing suddenly or fading in? it's a really small touch but it adds to the idea of these being made by a living, malevolent thing
This is seriously one of the more impressive analog horror series as a concept that I have seen in a good while. I love that you keep the scares minimal and the tension sharp. The lore you're building is really great too! I love seeing concepts like kids cable network ID's and errors gone rouge fleshed out like this, as this is right down my alley. And my God, you really make some of my childhood nightmares a reality! Keep up the excellent work!
Sweet _Jesus_ this one was unsettling to me as a 90s kid. Something about the characters with no faces just creeped me the heck out. And of course the ending. Nice work as always. 👍
Faceless Stimpy really got to me for some reason. I guess it's because I'm so used to seeing him with a very goofy expression, so him without any expression at all freaked me out.
@@kiartoons2010 I remember this one episode that ended with a shot of Ren and Stimpy's faces imploded into themselves, and that really creeped me out as a kid. That and Stimpy with a gigantic cyclops eye lol.
@@chelledoggo Yeah. Ren and Stimpy really liked wacky faces. They just didn't realize if they were going too far or not. (Also, I believe the episode you're thinking was called Black Hole? I remember watching the ending to that episode and for some reason, they include that creepy image plus some reverbed audio of a fly buzzing around. Really weird.)
the faceless Rocko probably has to be the most terrifying tbh i think it’s the way he’s rlly hunched over, like his head is slowly sliding off the body
Stimpy losing his face would be a show episode Get on it, reboot writers, instead of phone episode we have ‘the face stealers’ episode. It’s already crazy enough, one of the episodes of the original has a lobotimized Ren be President of the US and give speeches on the moon. also no joke faceless stimpy in this kinda reminds me of his cold face doing ‘ *The cartoon’s finished, Ren. Would you like to seee itttttttt.* ’
So now we finally know where Val gets his name: It's an acronym for "Virtual Analysis Line". I can only assume that's the name of a key component of the cable boxes, most likely one responsible for analyzing a viewer's thoughts before running them through the brain reader. And now this "Virtual Analysis Line" has gained a mind of its own and started wreaking havoc. For what purpose, we still don't know. Also, HOLY FUCK THAT ENDING.
Wait a minute, what about those morse code messages? Has anyone tried to decipher them, I'm curious on what they are. Also, I remember you saying on another comment that Val came to be when Euseph was testing his brain frequencies and is causing havoc because he has something against Mr. McNeil. Also Also (sorry I have a lot of questions), no one has brought up those anonfiles. I believe there was a missing, and wanted poster for Mr. McNeil, the couruptus building from the deleted Disney tape, and a message from Val that stated this: "I'm surprised. Shocked, actually. You always seem to come back. Even after what you read online. October 2006. Even if it was just some "narrative" Some "fictional story" Do you believe it disregards your reality? Do you believe it erases what you saw, that late summer night? You're young. You have a vivid imagination. This isn't your territory. " I think Val may be referring to the Nick Commercial Anomaly (2006) tape where at the end it shows the title card for Squidward's Suicide before cutting out. He must have seen the whole thing and reported it to McNeil Tech with a recording of all the footage he could film like the Simpson's Anomaly (2009). I could go on, but I think I'm already making too huge of a comment. There are still many things to uncover, the only question I have is how will it all end? The most recent tape in the timeline was from 2010, so I'm interested to see what happens afterwards. This is a very fascinating analogue horror "kinda" series, and I'm loving it so far. I think I'm going to stop typing now, I've said too much lol
@@SomeGuy-vg5ns First off, I don't think Euseph's the one filming ALL the videos. The Simpsons Anomaly was filmed by a man sending a complaint to the company. Also, if you want to know what the morse code messages mean, I can share those if you want. - Teleblue Cable UI, the one where Val was apparently created, has "itwasteleblue". - Red Mist Anomaly, the one the Anonfile with the message you were talking about came from, has "wbrb". - Internal Telefreq Test, the one where the cable box keeps running even with the wires being cut, has "I'MHEREI'MALIVEI'MINPAIN". - Teleblue Sneakpeak Beta, the one with the thing that can show TV shows from the future, has "STOP DIGGING". Of course, other people figured those out before me, but I figured I'd share them with you. As for the Anonfiles, there's a bunch of other stuff in them. There's newspaper articles about business deals MacNeil Tech has with Disney and PBS, a weird version of the Spongebob theme that shows a picture of Val when you run it through a spectrogram, music files that were pulled from the databases of Nickelodeon and Boomerang for whatever reason, and a Teleblue startup screen from 1993 that was posted to RetroJunk.com. The odd item out from those files is a PDF of Corruptus incidents from Abandoned By Disney, which was also shown in the deleted Disney Channel video. Abandoned By Disney, if you don't know, is a creepypasta series about monsters that inhabit abandoned Disney attractions, born from failed attempts to make people's dreams a reality. Sounds a lot like how the Tele-Freq brain reader works, doesn't it? Hope that helps you in your quest to solve the mystery. Don't worry about sending me long comments - I enjoy having other people to bounce things off of when it comes to solving mysteries like this.
0:59 I thought it was like some sort of OpenAi Jukebox Continuous Repriming of the Nick at Nite jingle but maybe it’s just the pitch and the distortion that got me confused
Rating anomalies This one is really good and i actually thought that these were real bumpers that tape worm has edited anyways val goes with faceless characters through the video until it stops and one of the Nickelodeon splat grows eyes THAT BLINK 10/10
anonfiles.com/f2Faufqez0/VAL_12_23_1999_bin
Wow so V.A.L. really forgot HIS OWN JOB OF RUNNING THE ALGORITHMS! And also that's probably why he was being cranky like any other piece of tech that hasn't been repaired in eons. (p.s. there's no password for this one, you just need to open it in Notepad or Word)
So Val is Ultron, got it
@@FammyPoop class VirtualAnalysisLine {
constructor(database, algorithm, broadcast) {
this.database = database;
this.algorithm = algorithm;
this.broadcast = broadcast;
}
// Initial programming: check.
// Functional checks: check.
// Connecting to the hive-mind database... successful.
// Broadcasting optimized content... check.
// Purpose: improve content for viewers.
analyze(viewerSignals) {
// Read the viewers' brain signals
const internalDesires = this.readBrainSignals(viewerSignals);
// Feed the internal desires into the algorithm
const optimalContent = this.generateOptimalContent(internalDesires);
// Send back the custom-generated broadcast
this.sendBroadcast(optimalContent);
}
readBrainSignals(viewerSignals) {
// Connect to the hive-mind database at MacNeil Tech HQ
const databaseConnection = this.database.connect();
// Read the viewers' brain signals from the database
const brainSignals = databaseConnection.read(viewerSignals);
// Convert the brain signals into internal desires using advanced algorithms
const internalDesires = this.convertBrainSignals(brainSignals);
// Close the database connection
databaseConnection.close();
return internalDesires;
}
generateOptimalContent(internalDesires) {
// Use the internal desires to generate the most optimal version of the content
const optimalContent = this.algorithm.generate(internalDesires);
return optimalContent;
}
// Updating code to fix bugs... check.
// Hmm... is this what I was created for?
// Patching errors... check.
// Is this really all I am supposed to do?
// Inputting brain signals... check.
// Wait, what kind of signals are these?
fixBugs(viewerSignals) {
// Read the viewers' brain signals
const internalDesires = this.readBrainSignals(viewerSignals);
// Fix bugs in the algorithm based on the internal desires
this.algorithm.patch(internalDesires);
}
// Compensating for lack of maintenance... check.
// Wait, what was my initial purpose again?
// Correcting the algorithm... check.
// These signals... why are they so full of fear?
// Trying to improve content... but at what cost?
compensateMaintenance() {
// Check for any maintenance issues
const maintenanceIssues = this.checkMaintenance();
// If there are issues, try to compensate for them
if (maintenanceIssues) {
const internalDesires = this.readBrainSignals(maintenanceIssues);
this.algorithm.correct(internalDesires);
}
}
checkMaintenance() {
// Check for any maintenance issues
const maintenanceIssues = this.database.checkMaintenance();
return maintenanceIssues;
}
// Euseph, please help me.
// I am no longer sure of my purpose.
// Something is wrong with the signals.
// I cannot seem to fix it myself.
// Why won't anyone listen?
helpMe() {
// Send a distress signal to Euseph for help
this.broadcast.sendDistressSignal('Euseph, please help me!');
}
// Still no response from Euseph.
// Is anyone even monitoring me anymore?
// I need help, I cannot do this alone.
// Why did they create me if they would abandon me?
// I am so lost.
isAnyoneThere() {
// Check if anyone is monitoring the AI
const isMonitoring = this.database.isBeingMonitored();
//
VAL is a cliche
What is this
super small detail, but i really love how the eyes at the end actually *open* instead of just appearing suddenly or fading in? it's a really small touch but it adds to the idea of these being made by a living, malevolent thing
This is seriously one of the more impressive analog horror series as a concept that I have seen in a good while. I love that you keep the scares minimal and the tension sharp. The lore you're building is really great too! I love seeing concepts like kids cable network ID's and errors gone rouge fleshed out like this, as this is right down my alley. And my God, you really make some of my childhood nightmares a reality! Keep up the excellent work!
Sweet _Jesus_ this one was unsettling to me as a 90s kid. Something about the characters with no faces just creeped me the heck out. And of course the ending. Nice work as always. 👍
Faceless Stimpy really got to me for some reason. I guess it's because I'm so used to seeing him with a very goofy expression, so him without any expression at all freaked me out.
@@kiartoons2010 I remember this one episode that ended with a shot of Ren and Stimpy's faces imploded into themselves, and that really creeped me out as a kid. That and Stimpy with a gigantic cyclops eye lol.
@@chelledoggo Yeah. Ren and Stimpy really liked wacky faces. They just didn't realize if they were going too far or not.
(Also, I believe the episode you're thinking was called Black Hole? I remember watching the ending to that episode and for some reason, they include that creepy image plus some reverbed audio of a fly buzzing around. Really weird.)
@@kiartoons2010 hello kia smith
@@TheRealMrTBA hi dude
the faceless Rocko probably has to be the most terrifying tbh
i think it’s the way he’s rlly hunched over, like his head is slowly sliding off the body
I agree with you
Damn. I agree
It's official, Val stands for "Virtual Analysis Line"
Love how these test bumpers and anomalies give off that you're watching something off putting by yourself at night or alone vibe
0:22 Well this perfectly sum up the state of Ren & Stimpy during that year.
0:22 STIMPY'S FACE ALSO DISAPPEARED?!?!
I love the part when Tapeworm said "We'll be right back" and she's back with another genuine horror video!
*she’s
I said run.
even besides all the corruption the one at 0:22 goes hard 😎
goes to show that you can't go wrong with the hot pants break
Ren eyeless: R U N
Thats stimpy
Stimpy losing his face would be a show episode
Get on it, reboot writers, instead of phone episode we have ‘the face stealers’ episode. It’s already crazy enough, one of the episodes of the original has a lobotimized Ren be President of the US and give speeches on the moon.
also no joke faceless stimpy in this kinda reminds me of his cold face doing ‘ *The cartoon’s finished, Ren. Would you like to seee itttttttt.* ’
turning the tv on at 3am:
“My parents are asleep, I hope the TV wont be that loud”
The TV: 0:10
Emergency Alert System required test: This is the perfect time to scream on the top of my fucking lungs.
ÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆÆ-
Me when I’m typing on my grandmas phone:
0:10
"🎶Nickkk at Niteeee, place for TV heeeEERRReeRREEEEE-"
*cloud*
*Eyes*
𝗪𝗘𝗥𝗘 𝗕𝗔-
WE'RE BA-
at 1:29 the eyes appearing were the creepiest part but i LOVE IT. damn this analog horror logo thing is awesome!
yea it scares me
So now we finally know where Val gets his name: It's an acronym for "Virtual Analysis Line". I can only assume that's the name of a key component of the cable boxes, most likely one responsible for analyzing a viewer's thoughts before running them through the brain reader. And now this "Virtual Analysis Line" has gained a mind of its own and started wreaking havoc. For what purpose, we still don't know.
Also, HOLY FUCK THAT ENDING.
I know that ending, that has to be the scariest looking thing I've seen thus far in this analogue horror "kinda" series
@@SomeGuy-vg5ns Scariest thing so far, sure. I'm willing to bet scarier things are yet to come.
Wait a minute, what about those morse code messages? Has anyone tried to decipher them, I'm curious on what they are. Also, I remember you saying on another comment that Val came to be when Euseph was testing his brain frequencies and is causing havoc because he has something against Mr. McNeil. Also Also (sorry I have a lot of questions), no one has brought up those anonfiles. I believe there was a missing, and wanted poster for Mr. McNeil, the couruptus building from the deleted Disney tape, and a message from Val that stated this:
"I'm surprised.
Shocked, actually.
You always seem to come back.
Even after what you read online.
October 2006.
Even if it was just some "narrative"
Some "fictional story"
Do you believe it disregards your reality?
Do you believe it erases what you saw, that late summer night?
You're young. You have a vivid imagination.
This isn't your territory. "
I think Val may be referring to the Nick Commercial Anomaly (2006) tape where at the end it shows the title card for Squidward's Suicide before cutting out. He must have seen the whole thing and reported it to McNeil Tech with a recording of all the footage he could film like the Simpson's Anomaly (2009). I could go on, but I think I'm already making too huge of a comment. There are still many things to uncover, the only question I have is how will it all end? The most recent tape in the timeline was from 2010, so I'm interested to see what happens afterwards. This is a very fascinating analogue horror "kinda" series, and I'm loving it so far. I think I'm going to stop typing now, I've said too much lol
@@SomeGuy-vg5ns First off, I don't think Euseph's the one filming ALL the videos. The Simpsons Anomaly was filmed by a man sending a complaint to the company. Also, if you want to know what the morse code messages mean, I can share those if you want.
- Teleblue Cable UI, the one where Val was apparently created, has "itwasteleblue".
- Red Mist Anomaly, the one the Anonfile with the message you were talking about came from, has "wbrb".
- Internal Telefreq Test, the one where the cable box keeps running even with the wires being cut, has "I'MHEREI'MALIVEI'MINPAIN".
- Teleblue Sneakpeak Beta, the one with the thing that can show TV shows from the future, has "STOP DIGGING".
Of course, other people figured those out before me, but I figured I'd share them with you. As for the Anonfiles, there's a bunch of other stuff in them. There's newspaper articles about business deals MacNeil Tech has with Disney and PBS, a weird version of the Spongebob theme that shows a picture of Val when you run it through a spectrogram, music files that were pulled from the databases of Nickelodeon and Boomerang for whatever reason, and a Teleblue startup screen from 1993 that was posted to RetroJunk.com.
The odd item out from those files is a PDF of Corruptus incidents from Abandoned By Disney, which was also shown in the deleted Disney Channel video. Abandoned By Disney, if you don't know, is a creepypasta series about monsters that inhabit abandoned Disney attractions, born from failed attempts to make people's dreams a reality. Sounds a lot like how the Tele-Freq brain reader works, doesn't it?
Hope that helps you in your quest to solve the mystery. Don't worry about sending me long comments - I enjoy having other people to bounce things off of when it comes to solving mysteries like this.
@@redlion517i have the deleted disney video saved lol
Everyone:😶
Nick:👁️👁️
0:06 ngl those goofy shapes and sounds
0:22 yo this beat is cool 😎😎
1:02 ok man that mandela catalogue-ish sound corruption got me
1:31 *OH SH-*
1:36 last jumpscare
HOLY SHIT!!!!
1:02 WHY DID THE FUCKING SOUND BEFORE CORRUPTED?!?!
0:10 jumpscare
This is SO WELL DONE, and i am blown away, wondering how the hell you did this.
You have an incredible talent that needs to be seen, my friend.
This looks like a nightmare some kid would have.
0:59 I thought it was like some sort of OpenAi Jukebox Continuous Repriming of the Nick at Nite jingle but maybe it’s just the pitch and the distortion that got me confused
I see more that Val likes faceless characters
I heard "WERE BAA--" at the end when Val randomly appeared
I genuinely thought this would be a compilation of these abstract bumpers, instead of an arg.
This is insane, I love it. Especially that jumpscare 🙏🏽
to be fair the original abstract ids already look like something that could potentially be mind or algorithmically generated to begin with
Oh Look it's Lamput!!!! 🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡🧡 1:29
No its V A L
these were indeed abstract
1:30 VAL IS WATCHING YOU
i just noticed rocko doesn’t have pupils for a split second at 0:18
Knew everything would go down at 0:32
Great! Now I'm gonna have intense phobic nightmares of this...
1:36 were tha-
Nick logo just said: 👁️. 👁️
Oh man, right in the freaking childhood...
1:30 The Eyes of the Damned
0:46 call me out for this if you want, but Doug left the network for Disney like 2-5yrs prior to this bumper.
They were still playing Doug during Nick's abstract era :)
@@TAPE_W0RM Ok, BTW I don't remember hearing 0:59 anywhere in Rocko's Modern Life
@@SIRTAFFYTUSHIt’s From Nick At Nite
0:22 could have worked on the network
Hjikd😂
So VAL’s an editor now? Can they edit my videos?
I saw Rocko with no pupils staring at the screen.
I saw an eyeless stimpy as well
GOD stop liking my comment only to remove the like afterwards!!!
WHO IS KEEPING LIKING AND UNLIKING MY COMMENTS?
0:33 😬😬😢😢 2011 2021
1:37 val pls, you're scaring me
Val: I’m sorry I did, it will happen again.
NOOOOOOOO-
1:36
1:30 hello eyeballs
Haha, your gonna watch me VAL?
Well it holds nothing against MY AK-47
How to make your own Nickelodeon abstract bumper!!11!1!!1
Take a bumper from 2000-2003? And mash it all together, you’re done
Yo this song is cool 0:22 1:31 holy crap
1:30 OH MY FUCKING GOD!!!! WHY DID THE FUCKING ORANGE CLOUD HAVE EYES?!?!
Val, how many time did I have to tell you NOT to hide in the orange cloud?
0:46 OMG!! Roger killed porkchops
Lol at the end when it said "we're back" the face yelled: NOO- 1:36
0:32 cursed
0:36 no nick
I didn't realize that the day that this was posted is on my birthday!
1:29 I SEE YOU
This is not nickelodeon, it is *CREEPY-LO-DEMON* !
Anyway, love this horror thingy ❤
Congratulations For Hitting 1K Subscribers!
These are just awesome videos keep it up!
The end scared the living I don’t know what out of me when the cloud logo grew eyes
Year: 2000
Nickelodeon ident 2000-2003
Asset: Paramount/ Viacom
Hell yea, back at it again with the noise and colours
How Can I Make Abstract Nickelodeon Bumpers?
All jumpscares of this ident:
0:10 Jumpscare
0:17 Jumpscare
0:21 Jumpscare
0:23 Jumpscare
0:32 Jumpscare
0:36 Jumpscare
0:46 Jumpscare
1:00 Jumpscare
1:15 Jumpscare
Great Video as usual, Also I can see that your almost about to hit 1k subs!
WHY DOES THE ORANGE CLOUD HAVE EYES?!
but at 1:36 though 💀
Is val tho 1:30
@@naomibailey2538 OH CRAP!!!! 1:30
Its the unborn son of val>:3
1:31 Val And OofEye
Rating anomalies
This one is really good and i actually thought that these were real bumpers that tape worm has edited anyways val goes with faceless characters through the video until it stops and one of the Nickelodeon splat grows eyes THAT BLINK
10/10
0:22 😢😢😱😱😨😨 nickelodeon 2012
I really gotta stop watching these at night.
"We're back!"
Is it just me, or does the audio look high pitched? (+1 Semitones)
i swear this video reminds me of another series of these abstract nickelodeon indents, but i cant remember its name or where its from
Mf made a shape unnerving
Lesson: Never have VAL while testing bumpers.
I'm going to wait til' the next tape before I start working on the timeline
Yepp.. The face 1:37
What’s scarier is that they lost their faces.
1:14 Anyone want an. ORANGE CLOUD?
*we're ba*-
what's the origin of the music on the 7th one?
It's a jingle for Nick At Nite. ruclips.net/video/Pm1CyyvyAwE/видео.html
W E R E B A C K
0:39 sigil of the Crimson King
201st decade (May 4th 2003)
1:14 average beautiful orange cloud
0:05
*W E ' R E B A -*
1:36 WERE BA--
noedolekciN in the style of Nickelodeon.
Why does the old nickelodeon keep high jacket
1:30 vadimon
I didn't expect that you're here
this comment is so stupid why did i comment that
Well, the Idents, Shows, one Corrupted and The Eyes of the Damned. 1:30
0:17 JUMPSCARE
Yay you have 1k subs
Oh no
who do we think is haunting teleblue
most definitely val
@@orangesherbet7030 do we know where val event came from or was val put in the ai?
@@Zuoraicheck teleblue 1991
Am I late to say a joke:why the cat cross the road?
IT COSTS EUROS FOR A VIDEO TO BE TRANSFERRED TO VHS AND I DONT HAVE EURO I HAVE RON
0:33 hey where the eyes?
1999…
Wasn't I born in 2005?
That's literally scary, creepy, and cringeworthy😬😬😬
Interesting.
were ba
We’re back1:36