Melanie Martinez's PORTALS Perfume is A Mess...

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  • @icanbreathe9161
    @icanbreathe9161 9 месяцев назад +5750

    The price isn’t the issue for me.
    My problem is with the tiny product amount and the quality.

    • @crystor3
      @crystor3 9 месяцев назад +119

      Its not ment to be sprayed a lot it’s a parfume (idk how to spell it ) not a perfume idk why every is forgetting parfumes are more expensive to make Also people payed to the statue mostly not the parfume she’s gonna sell them separately later on which will be cheaper like around 50 or 60

    • @crystor3
      @crystor3 9 месяцев назад +28

      Also bc they payed for all 4 so that would at to like a hundred something depending on how much they will be sold separately

    • @melzlov3ly_
      @melzlov3ly_ 8 месяцев назад +21

      @@crystor3 you did spell parfume right btw at least i think

    • @Lleafyll
      @Lleafyll 8 месяцев назад +27

      No it's parfum.

    • @conehead.skz.
      @conehead.skz. 8 месяцев назад +3

      Perfume*

  • @princesaplantano
    @princesaplantano 7 месяцев назад +2025

    A little mushroom or butterfly perfume bottle would have looked so cute and fit with the theme of the Portals Album! But, what we got, really does look like those juice bottles 💀.

  • @Littleloser101
    @Littleloser101 8 месяцев назад +2921

    I’m a hardcore Melanie fan and cannot defend that price

    • @Just_niaxx
      @Just_niaxx 7 месяцев назад +22

      Same

    • @TogasNumber1Simp
      @TogasNumber1Simp 7 месяцев назад +14

      Same (also love your pfp and username lmao)

    • @Littleloser101
      @Littleloser101 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@TogasNumber1Simp tysm

    • @SLUG_F3LIN3
      @SLUG_F3LIN3 7 месяцев назад +12

      Same the crybaby was way better in price and amount imo

    • @Miaalikes_cats
      @Miaalikes_cats 7 месяцев назад

      Exactly

  • @L1terally_d1rt
    @L1terally_d1rt 8 месяцев назад +569

    UPDATE: MEL RELEASED THE PERFUMES INDIVIDUALLY!
    Mel released the individual perfumes, or rather, parfums, and, as someone who hasn't bought them, they seem to be the exact same. I see no difference in the packaging accept for the statue being gone, and- get this- THEY ARE 50$ EACH
    50$
    FOR 15 ML
    FOR 0.5 OZ
    THAT IS A DOLLOR FOR EVERY O.3 ML OF LIQUID
    Mel, I love you, but jesus. 50 dollars?
    For reference, Ariana Grande's thank u next perfume was 45$ for 1 ounce. That is 5$ less for DOUBLE THE PARFUME.
    (before anyone says anything, I looked it up and parfums and perfumes have no difference. Eu de parfum has less scent than a perfume, but in general, parfums and perfumes are the same)

    • @L0rdOfThePies
      @L0rdOfThePies 7 месяцев назад +16

      My then 12 year old cousin had all the ariana grande perfumes for some reason and im concerned at how much that shit costed now 😨

    • @voidmatic
      @voidmatic 7 месяцев назад +6

      also, in regards to the comparison with the ariana grande perfume (I don't listen to either of them, used to listen to Melanie but can't support her with nfts cuz bruh really) it was in stores, whereas the amount she prices it at does not include shipping, which is expensive as well.

    • @arigdw_
      @arigdw_ 6 месяцев назад +11

      you can find 1 oz ariana perfumes for less than $30 at some places, and even sets with body lotion and other gifts for less! i really like the glass packaging that they come in especially. i find her products to be on the more affordable side of celebrity perfumes.

    • @CatcatKittycatcar
      @CatcatKittycatcar 6 месяцев назад +4

      You are right in everything except one thing. What Melanie is selling is the edp not perfume😀the lower concentration one, it says that at the bottom of the statue😳

    • @d3fnotcheyenne
      @d3fnotcheyenne 2 месяца назад

      And at my Walmart the Ariana grande cloud body mist is 8oz for $10 like what

  • @ilovetogami
    @ilovetogami 8 месяцев назад +597

    this is ridiculous. SEEING THE GIRL HERSELF IN PERSON IS CHEAPER THAN 4 INFANT HAND SIZED PERFUMES.

  • @cloudysunsets
    @cloudysunsets 9 месяцев назад +1588

    I have worked in a beauty company and making perfume is insanely cheap

    • @Mistery-c3p
      @Mistery-c3p 8 месяцев назад +49

      It's not perfume, it's parfums.

    • @JustAHorrorShow
      @JustAHorrorShow 8 месяцев назад +92

      Not all perfumes are insanely cheap to make but these ones most likely are.

    • @L1terally_d1rt
      @L1terally_d1rt 8 месяцев назад

      @@Mistery-c3p Parfums and perfumes are the same. Look it up.
      EU de Parfum has less scent tho
      The parfums are not eu de parfums, tho. They're just being French to be fancy.

    • @MrLnmolnar
      @MrLnmolnar 8 месяцев назад

      @@Mistery-c3pfr people need to stop callin it’s perfume

    • @JustAHorrorShow
      @JustAHorrorShow 8 месяцев назад +36

      @@jav7899 Not all perfumes are made by big brands. Not all things are created the same way. Some perfumes are made by independent perfumers who splurge on high quality ingredients. I would be shocked if Melanie's perfumes were actually worth the price. I just don't like "perfumes are cheap to make" as a blanket statement. It's true that many perfumes are relatively cheap to make and that a lot of what we pay for is the brand and marketing but this is not true across the board. This kind of blanket statement hurts independent perfumers.

  • @mykenahbyrnes2402
    @mykenahbyrnes2402 9 месяцев назад +12423

    The original crybaby perfume was an actual art piece. You could see the love that went into the packaging and perfume itself. It smelled exactly what I thought crybaby would smell like. This on the other hand looks like a cash grab with no thought put into it

    • @vintegee
      @vintegee 9 месяцев назад +806

      It was cute and simple too! Like it represented the album and was good quality according to the reviewers. Portals is just Melanie’s head in a gold cauldron which feels a little bit too much! Despite the negative reviewers when they received the statue and it looked cheap and wonky. Let’s hope she’ll release separate bottles that will look cute!😭

    • @Dontannoyme34894
      @Dontannoyme34894 9 месяцев назад +185

      @@vintegeeand I hate the hair style on it! I wish it was just her usual green or blue wig instead of pink and brown 😢

    • @vintegee
      @vintegee 9 месяцев назад +97

      @@Dontannoyme34894 I personally love the split dyed color on it, something about the hair is off tho. But Melanie worked super hard on this and I’m happy she’s proud of it, and many other people love it too which is great. I can’t wait to see how the individual perfumes will look like💗

    • @vxdoll
      @vxdoll 8 месяцев назад +12

      Thisss

    • @str4ng3_4nd_unu5u4l
      @str4ng3_4nd_unu5u4l 8 месяцев назад +22

      ​@@vintegeeI have bad news for you

  • @Brooklyn99142
    @Brooklyn99142 9 месяцев назад +3735

    It looks like something you would get at McDonald’s with your happy meal

    • @leighmew
      @leighmew 9 месяцев назад +41

      So true lol 💀

    • @juanmnuelito
      @juanmnuelito 9 месяцев назад +14

      Would keep though

    • @Brooklyn99142
      @Brooklyn99142 9 месяцев назад +77

      @@leighmew for $600 it better come with some ladies of the night and a pound of the stuff snoop Dogg loves

    • @Lady-T3A
      @Lady-T3A 8 месяцев назад +21

      I just thought of Unhappy Meal reading this now. I'm wondering if Unhappy Meal aged well.

    • @lovestumacher
      @lovestumacher 8 месяцев назад +6

      It kinda reminded me of one of those "Good 2 Grow" juice bottles 😐

  • @madyluvv
    @madyluvv 8 месяцев назад +327

    dude this is insane. 4 bottles of Victoria’s Secret perfume is sooo much cheaper and much better quality! this is beyond over expensive

    • @mitiskixx
      @mitiskixx Месяц назад +4

      this is what i’m saying, people are just buying it because it’s “rare merch”

  • @commentsforthealgorithm
    @commentsforthealgorithm 9 месяцев назад +1968

    Just gonna say this as a MASSIVE crybaby, as much as I love the idea I just can’t trust it. I have the original perfume from the first tour and I still have some perfume. The formula just isn’t strong so it doesn’t last long. I double checked recently with my roommate and he said he couldn’t tell I had perfume on unless his nose was against me. So at those prices it’s just simply not worth it even if I felt I NEEDED that art piece.
    Edit: problem isn’t that it is subtle but that it dissipates very quickly compared to most perfumes in my experiences. Almost non existent, might just be my batch though. That said at 40$ I am not mad, I would be at those prices though

    • @brendan.mcdermott
      @brendan.mcdermott 9 месяцев назад +27

      These new releases are Parfums, not perfumes, so they have a greater percentage of concentrate and are therefore stronger

    • @iloveminniemouse0223
      @iloveminniemouse0223 9 месяцев назад +14

      @@brendan.mcdermott exactly, im pretty sure thats why they’re small-cause you need less

    • @Icyeecat
      @Icyeecat 9 месяцев назад +19

      @@brendan.mcdermottyeah and to be fair she needs the money to fund for her portals project mvs and film. So I can understand the price. Im sad the quality is off and I wished it was better, but if people want a free film again, they’re gonna have to understand it’s for funding. 😢

    • @劉嘉琪-d6k
      @劉嘉琪-d6k 9 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@Icyeecateven watched k19 I'd still buy it for future watch or for fundraising purposes, what are she and the team thinking with that design and quality and price, nothing were right! It's crazy 😮

    • @sandra501
      @sandra501 9 месяцев назад +24

      @@brendan.mcdermott maybe I’m uneducated but from what I know Parfum is the French word for perfume. So they’re still perfumes. What you’re describing is eau de toilette, which is a weakened fragrance

  • @nameless953
    @nameless953 9 месяцев назад +749

    I bought my mom a Gucci perfume last year and it was way way cheaper (and also I guess more into it)
    Why is it so expensive 😅

    • @Mimpetel
      @Mimpetel 9 месяцев назад +23

      I adore the new ones that Miley advertises. At first I thought uhh the price but I would happily get them because of how soft and lovely the scent is

    • @saturnthemirrorball
      @saturnthemirrorball 9 месяцев назад +13

      fr. I love the miss dior fragrance & I could get so much miss Dior for the same price as the Portals Parfum. I’ve also heard the scents in PP aren’t that nice. I wish she would just bring back something like crybaby. Nobody was even asking for a perfume set, we were really just wanting something that smelly earthy & sea-like, like what portals would smell like.

    • @UwUKITTYTHERIAN
      @UwUKITTYTHERIAN 9 месяцев назад +1

      Their so expensive right now because she’s only selling all of them at the same time and not separately, she’s probably going to sell them separately later

    • @eddv6090
      @eddv6090 8 месяцев назад +14

      @@UwUKITTYTHERIAN still not worthy at all

    • @UwUKITTYTHERIAN
      @UwUKITTYTHERIAN 8 месяцев назад

      @@eddv6090 yes they are???? She also has to BUY the stuff she uses for perfumes, she’s also making Music Videos and Going on Tour. She’s busy

  • @Mason_Core
    @Mason_Core 8 месяцев назад +158

    She needs a new design team 😭

    • @Hysteriette
      @Hysteriette 7 месяцев назад +15

      any cottagecore girl in this internet can make a better design!

    • @Nicloeisslayqueen
      @Nicloeisslayqueen 21 день назад

      No she doesn’t

  • @mhost8147
    @mhost8147 8 месяцев назад +100

    Does she knows that she's not as popular as before now?? Like if a famous luxury brand charge that price the product would be expected to be extraordinary, beautiful and high quality, a product or she herself cannot build up a luxury brand just by charging fans an unbelievable price like that, it's not how it works

    • @voidmatic
      @voidmatic 7 месяцев назад +6

      also if this wasn't a singer making a product, the pricing would be even more insane, as the quality simply wouldn't pass the standards in place to sell it at that high of a price.

  • @gonzalezchild0482
    @gonzalezchild0482 7 месяцев назад +115

    Since she’s now selling the scents separately I feel like it would’ve been cooler if the packaging represented the element and the object that represents it, for example: for water to could be the cup with glowing liquid, you get the idea. It could’ve also been the egg we see Melanie hatch out of when she revealed her new form yk.

    • @tabitharust304
      @tabitharust304 7 месяцев назад +4

      Yes! Love your pfp by the way 🔥

    • @gonzalezchild0482
      @gonzalezchild0482 7 месяцев назад +3

      @@tabitharust304 thank you! I like yours too✨

  • @futileelegy
    @futileelegy 7 месяцев назад +47

    it doesn't just look cheap. you would be an absolute fool to not realize that it just straight up IS cheap crap.

  • @L0V3_C0R3.0
    @L0V3_C0R3.0 9 месяцев назад +326

    Tbh i asked my dad for it since he knows alot about perfumes/ colognes and he said « 300 dollars for 60ml is too expensive normally for that price there is at least 2-3 litres in the bottle »

    • @melzlov3ly_
      @melzlov3ly_ 8 месяцев назад +25

      even with the head it should atleast be as much perfume as the crybaby one

    • @L0V3_C0R3.0
      @L0V3_C0R3.0 8 месяцев назад

      @@melzlov3ly_ exacltyyy

  • @Δ-Δ-Δ-Δ
    @Δ-Δ-Δ-Δ 9 месяцев назад +509

    I've always thought Melanie's fandom is among the most toxic, over-reactive ones.
    But I'm glad people are able to call her out in her bs this time.

    • @he4rtlez
      @he4rtlez 9 месяцев назад +8

      What bs

    • @Lara-vo6rp
      @Lara-vo6rp 9 месяцев назад

      the quality control and the pricing if youre gonna price it atleast make sure the product doesn;t have any defects or mistakes@@he4rtlez

    • @King_of_sirens
      @King_of_sirens 9 месяцев назад +12

      ​@@he4rtlez Bs means bullshit

    • @hantyss
      @hantyss 9 месяцев назад +78

      I think the overreacting one is you, in every fandom has a toxic part, and, is stupid that you're mad at her bc of the fandom💀

    • @Δ-Δ-Δ-Δ
      @Δ-Δ-Δ-Δ 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@hantyss Grisgris.

  • @LaLaLoopsyCutie
    @LaLaLoopsyCutie 9 месяцев назад +43

    she says she put work into the sculpture but it’s literally just the creature’s head. no thought put into it, more like a “look at me look at me look at meee” and it looks like a POP figure. those things are so ugly

  • @tiyutsu4619
    @tiyutsu4619 8 месяцев назад +201

    I became a Melanie fan shortly after The Voice and I stayed all up until K-12. I eventually left (a bit after After School) because my music taste changed but the way she and her team treat her fans nowadays makes me happy that I did. So disrespectful. Gorgeous voice still, but I cannot get behind all of this lol.

    • @Just_niaxx
      @Just_niaxx 7 месяцев назад +21

      Tbh I kinda dipped after portals but still listen to portals but honestly I feel like it’s a scam

    • @The-Busy-Beeeee
      @The-Busy-Beeeee 7 месяцев назад +7

      @@Just_niaxxthat’s cause it is lmao

    • @fatliward9815
      @fatliward9815 7 месяцев назад

      SHES NOT IN CONTROL what do you numbnuts not understand. Her management and record label literally makes her do it 😂

  • @Gleamorous
    @Gleamorous 8 месяцев назад +55

    I just feel like the golden base looks so out of place!
    She should have somehow made the head of the fairy open to reveal the quad of perfumes.

    • @eeza
      @eeza 8 месяцев назад +9

      That's a much better and prob more tasteful alternative if she really wants to make that head part of the collection! the lid could have been the part of the head with the upper set of eyes then they could have just made the quality better. the glossiness of the hair and the printing of the eyes made it look cheaper 😓

  • @RedRoseSeptember22
    @RedRoseSeptember22 9 месяцев назад +333

    That perfume bottle is literally terrifying...

    • @Kissviktor1
      @Kissviktor1 8 месяцев назад +6

      Yeah 😅

    • @localreviewer3871
      @localreviewer3871 8 месяцев назад +30

      fr it’s u-g-l-y it ain’t got no alibi

    • @melz4766
      @melz4766 7 месяцев назад +5

      fr that shit is freaky omfggg

    • @Hysteriette
      @Hysteriette 7 месяцев назад +6

      like.... and the "cottage" fairy shi IT'S ONE OF THE EASIEST THINGS TO MAKE BEAUTIFUL

    • @mahdireza5695
      @mahdireza5695 7 месяцев назад +2

      It's trying to be iconic like the Pink Friday perfume, but it doesn't seem to be working....

  • @sst4rscr34m
    @sst4rscr34m 7 месяцев назад +110

    reminds me how she did nfts and all the fans defended her because "well she's actually doing it carefully and it doesn't damage the environment in the process" 💀

    • @starboycesar
      @starboycesar 7 месяцев назад +31

      Frrrrr, i love her music but i don't know how to feel about her anymore😭

    • @mintysanssrealgfandwifeunlikte
      @mintysanssrealgfandwifeunlikte 7 месяцев назад +27

      SHE DID NFTS WHAT 😨😨😨 why have i never heard of this

    • @Hysteriette
      @Hysteriette 7 месяцев назад +10

      mhm. and I always wondered WHY she did that

    • @adelastella.5676
      @adelastella.5676 7 месяцев назад +19

      The majority of her fans were actually pretty against that?? I remember when this happened, her instagram comments were literally flooded with her fans trashing her for that decision.

    • @voidmatic
      @voidmatic 7 месяцев назад +9

      yeah when I heard about that I hadn't been listening to much Melanie in a while and as an artist myself, that was absolutely the nail in the coffin for my support towards her because I can't support someone doing nfts like c'mon man

  • @nostalgiataxi
    @nostalgiataxi 8 месяцев назад +66

    i just want the cry baby perfume to be back :( it smelt soooo good...

    • @xxkissingrazors
      @xxkissingrazors 8 месяцев назад +15

      i never even got it i rly want itt

    • @destinycollins2102
      @destinycollins2102 7 месяцев назад +8

      I really wanted it, just wanna smell it 🥹 I’m accepting the fact I’ll never experience it lol

    • @BILL-CIPHER-I-NEED-SIXER
      @BILL-CIPHER-I-NEED-SIXER Месяц назад

      I’m not a crybaby but damn if it smells THAT good..

  • @tiredteen8906
    @tiredteen8906 8 месяцев назад +73

    Ngl the perfume fiolas look like something straight out of a naughty shop and would supposed to be stuck up... The design is just weird imo, not even talking about the cheap dollar store production. Considering the container, why not go for a mystical forest print with the four eyed character in 3d with some texture? Maybe that idea on one side and than it transitions to an equal print of just Melanie in a pastel room, in combo with some nice lace-swirls comming down from the opener, where you could reach in for the fiolas... could have been such a good marketing idea but oh no we got a design that looks like an upscale PEZ head...smh

    • @samanthafairweather9186
      @samanthafairweather9186 7 месяцев назад

      Just say it. They look like butt plugs! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @cricketandgraham8644
      @cricketandgraham8644 7 месяцев назад +4

      I agree, I thought of something weird when I saw the bottles :/

    • @mahdireza5695
      @mahdireza5695 7 месяцев назад +4

      I think it would've been cool if it was just the head of the creature as frosted pink glass, no defined details (looks quite tacky) so just like a little statue pretty much.

    • @Daybreaker1211
      @Daybreaker1211 3 месяца назад

      I would have done that if I had one lmao

  • @bunniebun3
    @bunniebun3 8 месяцев назад +139

    I really love Melanie, and this new album is amazing and the whole aesthetic is beautiful, but the merch is just so... weird

    • @Katstxr
      @Katstxr 8 месяцев назад +3

      That’s the point

    • @The-Busy-Beeeee
      @The-Busy-Beeeee 7 месяцев назад +22

      @@KatstxrI don’t think it really should be tho the whole point of the album is that it is slightly unsettling sure but the whole point of it is it’s supposed to magical. Not cheap lookinh

    • @Hysteriette
      @Hysteriette 7 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@Katstxr being mediocre is the point? being ugly and expensive is the point of this album?

    • @AMKmusic96
      @AMKmusic96 7 месяцев назад +9

      She was always weird but this is era is the kinda weird that is like your family member joined a cult and you feel sad for them

  • @-Bluest_Everest-
    @-Bluest_Everest- 7 месяцев назад +21

    That Melanie head be looking straight out of “Lazy Town”

  • @iztfihko
    @iztfihko 9 месяцев назад +29

    I get they need more funding, and i'm all for that because i'm so excited to see what melanie will do in the future, but why did she have to make it so low quality? goodness

  • @madisonevans7950
    @madisonevans7950 7 месяцев назад +60

    I sadly have a fairly unpopular opinion... Melanie sold out. Its apparent. Her entire vibe is different and honestly feels kinda fake and forced. Like, girly took shrooms once and now thinks she is the ultimate miss thang. I liked it all at first, but as the promotion went on for portals it all just felt like a big cash grab.

    • @eye.X.x
      @eye.X.x 7 месяцев назад +7

      Frr i love her old music and the new one is also fine but i just don’t get how she could change this much

    • @okiseenow
      @okiseenow 4 месяца назад

      Fr 😂

  • @Akeem-ve7jb
    @Akeem-ve7jb 9 месяцев назад +255

    I luv you Melanie but WTF is going on? Why is this perfume soooooo pricey and why does it look like a children's toy? Cry baby perfume was $50, it's like you just spitting in our faces. I love you Haylo keep blessing us with ur videos. Melanie please for God sakes just stop!!!!!

    • @diesehnswurdigkeit9019
      @diesehnswurdigkeit9019 9 месяцев назад

      Everything she does looks like a toy for tots

    • @boocam8816
      @boocam8816 9 месяцев назад +36

      It’s Melanie’s team not Melanie directly lmao

    • @ebonydarknessdementiaraven4610
      @ebonydarknessdementiaraven4610 9 месяцев назад

      @@boocam8816 melanie is in control of her team and she oversees everything they put out. it is her

    • @00st307-m
      @00st307-m 9 месяцев назад

      @@boocam8816who hired her team? I’ve been side eyeing Melanie since the abuse allegations and the way she sexualized babies. She’s a scammer.

    • @he4rtlez
      @he4rtlez 9 месяцев назад

      @@00st307-m she doesn’t sexualize baby wtf. She has a song abt how she’s disgusted and hates it. She has a vintage childish aesthetic. The allegations were confirmed fake ever since she was on tour when it “happened” just say your a no life who takes your anger out on people on the internet whenever you can

  • @MT13.
    @MT13. 9 месяцев назад +28

    I hope the perfumes don't smell as bad as everything looks, especially at that price...

    • @voidmatic
      @voidmatic 7 месяцев назад +2

      idk why I didn't even think of this yet, but yeah, imagine buying something AT THAT PRICE (not even including shipping) and then turns out u don't like the scent.. damn 🫥
      (I don't listen to her much these days so didn't know bout the perfume anyways till now but ye that would b insane)

  • @00st307-m
    @00st307-m 9 месяцев назад +51

    When will people wake up and realize most celebrities are NOT good people. She’s laughing all the way to the bank.

    • @gem9535
      @gem9535 6 месяцев назад +2

      This.

  • @Preppyweppyclubpenguino
    @Preppyweppyclubpenguino 3 месяца назад +13

    I’m sad that k-12 didn’t get a perfume. I would have loved like an orange juice themed one!

    • @__Liv_Slaysss
      @__Liv_Slaysss 13 дней назад +1

      That’s such a good idea!! Omgg!!

  • @asianbestiOFFICIAL
    @asianbestiOFFICIAL 7 месяцев назад +22

    4:47 not the my little pony juice 😭😭

  • @bruna7534
    @bruna7534 7 месяцев назад +12

    If they wanted to make the head so badly, making the skull of that head would look so much better.
    They would even make it look more functional since a skull has much more "detattachable" parts to make it work like a container, and also, would have way stronger fantasy vibe to it instead of a wonky multi eyed Mrs Pink Potatohead toy thingy

  • @Bunijoon
    @Bunijoon 8 месяцев назад +63

    6:57 look I absolutely love alt fashion and people expressing themselves but WHAT ON EARTH ARE THOSE NAILSSSSS HOW DO YOU DO ANYTHING WITH THOSE

    • @Snow_Bunny
      @Snow_Bunny 7 месяцев назад +2

      Fr like how do you use the bathroom with those nails

    • @LowYummy
      @LowYummy 7 месяцев назад

      i’m a guy and i’ve always wondered how people even function with those long/sharp nails💀

    • @mahdireza5695
      @mahdireza5695 7 месяцев назад +1

      Makes sense for a photoshoot. Everyday life? How on earth- 😂

    • @sugarplum2467
      @sugarplum2467 7 месяцев назад +2

      Um, what? Those are actually rather short, they don't have any decorations on them, they're rounded...those would not affect your daily life in any way

    • @mahdireza5695
      @mahdireza5695 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@sugarplum2467 we're not all superhumans 😂 face it, most human ladies wouldn't be comfortable in a day with nails like that because it's not the most common fake nails length.

  • @Omnihilo
    @Omnihilo 7 месяцев назад +13

    Where have y’all been at? She’s been doing this for literal years now. Chick was selling gravel on strings as $200< “fairy necklaces” lmfao. Using “angel numbers” as an excuse for the prices or some other such nonsense.

  • @THEatsushinakajima
    @THEatsushinakajima 7 месяцев назад +29

    3:02 OH MY GOODNESS ITS MAFUYU ASAHINA FROM HIT GAME HATSUNE MIKU: COLORFUL STAGE

    • @Quinqyincy
      @Quinqyincy 7 месяцев назад +2

      I’m so basic, my fav character are Len and Rin 😭

    • @Liv.Lav.Luv.
      @Liv.Lav.Luv. 3 месяца назад

      PJSK FAN SPOTTED OMG!!

    • @Liv.Lav.Luv.
      @Liv.Lav.Luv. 3 месяца назад +1

      @@Quinqyincystop I love them too tho 😭 not as much as ichika / ichikana but Yh RIN AND LEN R SUCH A SILLY DUO

    • @zozozozozzz
      @zozozozozzz 3 месяца назад

      OMG I NOTICED THAT TOO

    • @THErealS0R4akaSora
      @THErealS0R4akaSora 2 месяца назад

      OMG SAME!1!1!1

  • @velvetheartbreak9613
    @velvetheartbreak9613 9 месяцев назад +40

    The only celebrities I’ve ever really brought merch off is Selena Gomez & Carrie Underwood and I’m Australian so conversion rates and post is not cheap I don’t mind but this i wouldn’t buy

  • @xoxokimmy9680
    @xoxokimmy9680 9 месяцев назад +24

    I'd love to have the set but the shipping is also €75 and I'd also have to pay around €60 for customs... I'm just not that terrible with my money.
    Also, €75 shipping is insane when most brands would do €30 at most for more. Also, it's so stupid that it's only gonna be available on the official site, she would sell so much more if she brought it to Douglas and made it accessible to everyone.

  • @MayarAljedawi
    @MayarAljedawi 8 месяцев назад +26

    I’m a fan of Melanie and I didn’t even know she had a perfumes. But that price is OUTRAGEOUS.

    • @voidmatic
      @voidmatic 7 месяцев назад +2

      I remember the crybaby perfume coming out back when I used to listen to her. this is next level insane but unfortunately since I heard about her whole nft thing and the meet and greet, I'm not surprised she's done this as well.

  • @tabbykat8564
    @tabbykat8564 7 месяцев назад +40

    why are you yelling at us 😭😭

  • @Strawberrizzz
    @Strawberrizzz 3 месяца назад +5

    Im here in 2024 after going to the trilogy tour THEY WAY SHES CHARGING 275 BUCKS FOR A FULL POLYESTER DRESS and it literally RIPS when you put it on is fucking insane

    • @mono7252
      @mono7252 3 месяца назад

      I went the MSG show and I was shocked when I saw the price of the dress because I was planning to get it, but I ended up not. Online I saw at other venues it was $175 - I guess MSG charged more for what reason idk because all the other merch prices stayed the same.

  • @gloomysunday9534
    @gloomysunday9534 7 месяцев назад +15

    7:06 who's gonna tell them those nails are meant to be trimmed 😜

  • @The_Reckoning_Is_Here
    @The_Reckoning_Is_Here 9 месяцев назад +22

    That double eye thing legit made me dizzy looking at it 😂

  • @S0LAR1STH3SUN
    @S0LAR1STH3SUN 3 месяца назад +6

    7:42 - Adjustment for inflation.
    $79.90 today is around $104.56
    $249.90 today is around $327.01

  • @luna_elvenstar
    @luna_elvenstar 7 месяцев назад +13

    6:07 the perfume colours…
    heather heather heather and veronica…

  • @Battleofthenymph
    @Battleofthenymph 7 месяцев назад +9

    Im actually scared and sad about this controversy, I hope it all ends ok

  • @nymphaudios
    @nymphaudios 9 месяцев назад +719

    this whole era been kinda messy

    • @ChanelleRamsay-mv2fh
      @ChanelleRamsay-mv2fh 9 месяцев назад +64

      Hope she calms down soon lol

    • @melzlov3ly_
      @melzlov3ly_ 8 месяцев назад +109

      i hope we get another pink mystical vibey cute but dark album soon and not a emo fairy one

    • @Just_niaxx
      @Just_niaxx 7 месяцев назад +16

      Tbh true I mean portals is but her era ikr is eh

    • @LowYummy
      @LowYummy 7 месяцев назад +60

      i’ve never been a big big fan but the whole head mask thing just makes me uncomfy it looks so uncomfortable to preform in

    • @mahdireza5695
      @mahdireza5695 7 месяцев назад +53

      I like the originality of the moth fairy creature which Melanie created, but this product IS NOT IT.

  • @sabrewinchester
    @sabrewinchester 9 месяцев назад +24

    That "statue" is creepy af who wants that thing staring at them? I know Melanie has always had a creepy vibe but that's a nope from me

  • @DINGDONGXD
    @DINGDONGXD 4 месяца назад +25

    0:10 my birthday!

    • @FancyNoodlez
      @FancyNoodlez Месяц назад +2

      Happy EXTREMELY late bday! :)

    • @DINGDONGXD
      @DINGDONGXD Месяц назад

      @@FancyNoodlez thank you

    • @ThatBananaHatCat
      @ThatBananaHatCat Месяц назад +1

      Cool! Also I'm scene too! XD

    • @DINGDONGXD
      @DINGDONGXD Месяц назад

      @@ThatBananaHatCat yippee! X3

    • @natalieomeara0220
      @natalieomeara0220 29 дней назад +1

      I feel like a ton of people are gonna wait till the second of November just to say happy birthday to you. Like, I forgot I posted a comment about my birthday somewhere and people whisked me happy birthday and it made me really happy

  • @veeveedoesart
    @veeveedoesart 7 месяцев назад +10

    6:33 she said the perfume was only in the colored part *w h a t* so much money for so little product

    • @Lilbodybig._heart
      @Lilbodybig._heart 4 месяца назад

      Same I thought that it was also in the bottom gold part

  • @pinkwindmillchris3996
    @pinkwindmillchris3996 8 месяцев назад +21

    Can you stop yelling

  • @marleesheppard1935
    @marleesheppard1935 7 месяцев назад +10

    Like it really does just look like a toy you’d get when you were 9 that you begged for and then eventually got it and played we it for like a week max and then it just sat in the closet collecting dust

  • @dinosaurclawz
    @dinosaurclawz 7 месяцев назад +8

    the crybaby parfume is beautiful,it was made of clay,it had a lot of parfume in it,it was affordable,it has a light drawing of Crybaby on it so you know it’s from mel and the portals perfume is extremely expensive,its cheaply made, its bulky and overall a total down grade.

  • @Kim-Unearthed
    @Kim-Unearthed 9 месяцев назад +35

    I'll continue to buy my Jimmy Choo L'eau for $35 off fragrancenet 😂

    • @AlreadyUsed
      @AlreadyUsed 7 месяцев назад

      @YesisaidUWUDid we care?

  • @LPSmeow1989
    @LPSmeow1989 8 месяцев назад +13

    I’m a Melanie Martinez fan but the price is insane 😭😭😭

  • @psycopotatoPsy
    @psycopotatoPsy 9 месяцев назад +27

    Melanie has gone off their rocker lately.

    • @Ruby_Enchants
      @Ruby_Enchants 7 месяцев назад +1

      FR!! I hope she gets it together

  • @kawaiigirl1482
    @kawaiigirl1482 8 месяцев назад +10

    2:31 I’m a 2010s kid and got the poopsy pop surprise makeup kit for my birthday one year, the perfume literally reminded me so hard of it

  • @batabids
    @batabids 8 месяцев назад +5

    begging melanie martinez fans to raise their expectations and stop worshipping her .....

  • @zerolovesslipknot
    @zerolovesslipknot 7 месяцев назад +5

    im sorry??? the lack of actual art that went into it is wilddd. it looks 3d printed and there wasn't even any airbrushing or ANYTHING on it??? LMFAOO wtf happened to her quality

  • @Frinnzy_X
    @Frinnzy_X 6 месяцев назад +4

    melanie defo got inside the shower and make potions out of soap and thought it smelled good

  • @peacegaming7077
    @peacegaming7077 3 месяца назад +3

    Bro i dont know why people are upset about the bottle not being metal or glass that’s not even that big of a problem

  • @darsdr8822
    @darsdr8822 6 месяцев назад +4

    It basically costs as much as some PREMIUM LUXURY perfumes, like i'd rather get something like that for the price, it's literally insane since she is an artist not a perfumer + the packaging looks horrible

  • @mel.stolemyheart
    @mel.stolemyheart 6 месяцев назад +6

    I’m not trying to start a war, but Melanie is trying to make a movie, music videos, merch, and performances. She’s trying to make money for her movie, music videos, costumes and masks for performances and more. There isn’t any need to insult her, it’s optional to buy it, you don’t NEED to buy it. You’re just supporting her for future creations she were to make.

    • @okiseenow
      @okiseenow 4 месяца назад +1

      She’s tarnishing her brand though, at the end of the day. It doesn’t bring me joy to say that :/

  • @amazingspiderlad
    @amazingspiderlad 8 месяцев назад +15

    The statue thing looks like fuckin skibidi toilet

  • @raisedbybats.
    @raisedbybats. 8 месяцев назад +23

    Tho I do agree the quality control and management is very concerning, the four perfumes are currently being sold separately at 50 dollars, imo, Portals has been a mixed batch. I love the look and the songs but, considering how one, the green screen photo thing was confused with meet and greet, the fact Melanie was making NFTs, the allegations that the fans muddied up, the quality of merch, it’s just a hot mess. I love Melanie’s music and art but there are some major red flags, especially coming from someone who’s built there career on such intimate things like mental health, and feminist beliefs

    • @voidmatic
      @voidmatic 7 месяцев назад +1

      yeah I used to listen to her during the crybaby era / start of k-12 but too many things made me lose any sort of support for her. esp the nfts, as an artist myself I'm so against them. it does suck because she definitely built up a very curated aesthetic and merch and now it just seems very corporate/scammy in comparison

    • @vilmavenla
      @vilmavenla 3 месяца назад

      ​@@voidmaticPlus, i don't like how some of the fans have like, shelves dedicated to Melanie martinez merch. Large ones. Just seems like wasting money

  • @K-12_love
    @K-12_love 9 месяцев назад +9

    I am a fan of Melanie but like that’s TOOOOO expensive

  • @_lillian
    @_lillian 7 месяцев назад +6

    I don’t think even Billie’s perfume is as expensive & Billie’s is so much better than Mel’s

  • @ebonydarknessdementiaraven4610
    @ebonydarknessdementiaraven4610 9 месяцев назад +24

    I used to be a crybaby but after all the weird things that happened this year with portals, the meet and greet and now this.. its left a really bad taste in my mouth. It feels like as soon as portals became huge she kinda stopped caring as much?? idk if thats the best way to put it but still. Also all the mindless melanie defenders on tiktok are driving me insane

    • @thisissomething1388
      @thisissomething1388 9 месяцев назад +1

      I get where you’re coming from on this, the only difference is I don’t like her music at all and I think it’s disgusting to be a fan of her in general, but I see the time and effort that she put into it, and I give her that. I mean with the economy right now I get why it’d be so much so idk why everybody tweaking out about it all. If you don’t like it then don’t get it, easy as that lmao tf 🤦‍♀️

    • @ebonydarknessdementiaraven4610
      @ebonydarknessdementiaraven4610 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@thisissomething1388 quick question: why do u think its disgusting to be a fan of her in general??

    • @GyaruStan124
      @GyaruStan124 9 месяцев назад +7

      @@thisissomething1388 why is it disgusting to be a fan? Yk as a Melanie fan It’s not disgusting Plz keep your opinion to yourself

    • @hobihobi409
      @hobihobi409 9 месяцев назад +1

      @@thisissomething1388girl shut up😭

    • @lianyla
      @lianyla 8 месяцев назад +1

      I agree, it makes me sad because I used to love Melanie, but now I see her as a corporate mess.

  • @Acnheevee
    @Acnheevee 3 месяца назад +2

    I agree the pricing is its biggest downfall, i understand that quality control isn’t Melanie’s fault exactly but I imagine she had a hand in designing it of course and I agree the bottle and figure itself may be worth the Collector price if it was more metallic than plastic but even then the bottles themselves need a work around cause even then $500 for a figure to me still isn’t worth it if the perfum was so small. I haven’t seen any bad reviews for the scents, so wether you prefer these scents more than the crybaby perfum scent aside, something as simple as just little FULL bottles alone may have swayed people opinion because even if the bottle is a little ugly at least the perfume itself is nice and you got a good amount for the price. But at the same time the bottle being ugly is only an issue cause you’re essentially paying the big price for the bottle itself
    And I love Melanie. Been a Stan since middle school, and I went to the trilogy tour and it was amazing. But being a Stan does not me just accepting stuff like bad quality. We need to be critical of things even as fans and not just settle. Cause as a fan I want to support her and see her grow and achieve great things and there’s a difference between being critical vs tearing someone down for the sake of tearing someone down. I even hate to use the word Stan cause of the word being kinda poisoned by twitter users who defend literal crimes but of if I were to use it I would consider myself a Melanie stan, and hopefully if they do decide to release the scents separately they do a better job to make something everyone can enjoy

  • @ddrw1
    @ddrw1 3 месяца назад +3

    Its sad, i never liked her portals music but i still absolutely adored her crybaby phase so i had hope she was still the same melanie. Time has rusted the metal, i guess

  • @rsg5314
    @rsg5314 9 месяцев назад +8

    Maybe a giant mushroom 🍄 could have worked better, or maybe a mini terrarium but a giant head, I understand the hate, still would like to have it anyway ✊🏾

  • @bunny5728
    @bunny5728 7 месяцев назад +4

    She should have sold slime with it, guaranteed that would rescue the whole mess. 💅

  • @Ssttaa_rr
    @Ssttaa_rr 4 месяца назад +3

    Y’all she sells them individually now but keep in mind that she doesn’t pick the prices

  • @bunnyheartsweet
    @bunnyheartsweet 6 месяцев назад +2

    Tbh comparing the perfume bottle to the magic mixies (cauldron toy) is an insult to the TOY.😭 I have one and the experience was actually amazing and the toy that comes out isn’t a plushie, it’s a very detailed and high quality doll that I love so much! The perfume bottle looks CHEAP AS HEEEELLLL compared to the COULDRON THAT COST LIKE $30 - 40😭

  • @Zoeyzz56
    @Zoeyzz56 7 месяцев назад +5

    I believe the reason for the price being so high is just how big the bottle holder is and how much detail is on it, printing that bottle thousands of times with so much detail is most definitely the reason it cost so much. Yes it’s made of plastic, yes it’s cheap material. It’s a bottle holder. You are paying for the name associated with the perfume mostly. But again that model is definitely not cheap to make. I could be wrong but I believe this is how she’d be paying for her future projects as well. That is a stretch ofc I’m not her financial advisor.

    • @rebornnymph222
      @rebornnymph222 6 месяцев назад +1

      This is exactly what I’ve been trying to say, you even worded it better than me, thank you for explaining all of this!

  • @Duvas-uppror
    @Duvas-uppror 7 месяцев назад +3

    in my opinion, it's not that bad. like, yeah.. it's a little expensive but it looks cute and it smells good. Crybaby perfume was better though.

  • @Haileyssillyness
    @Haileyssillyness 9 месяцев назад +5

    6:44 i just noticed that she is wearing the portals tour shirt

  • @JudgeDreddz
    @JudgeDreddz Месяц назад +1

    If each perfume we’re sold individually out of casing it would be $400 in USD it’s because 1 ounce of perfume would be $50 in USD so make 2 ounces and get that by four it would be $400 for each perfume to be sold in their own product without casing

  • @Gyozilla2000
    @Gyozilla2000 2 месяца назад +1

    It’s because brand things from famous creators or famous artists are very rare that’s why there expensive idk that’s usually why 🤷‍♀️

  • @tessfabled4115
    @tessfabled4115 7 месяцев назад +4

    2:22 EXCUSE ME MATE Magic Mixies are actually very nice quality :)
    3:56 ah so they're not premade inset eyes? I have zero familiarity with Melanie Martinez, I'm a toy collector haha. I've NEVER seen inset eyes where the actual pupil itself is wonky; the eye itself is occasionally wonky (but this is something you can fix as they're, well, inset) but not the actual pupil...!
    If they're paint then I'm assuming spray mask or tampo printing as given the finish as it's too smooth to be UV resin. Both of these methods are known for causing wonk if the printing pieces or spray masks are misaligned in the factory.

    • @voidmatic
      @voidmatic 7 месяцев назад

      I was thinking that cuz I like dolls like monster high and ooak etc etc but they don't look like inset eyes, they look like painted on top of a plastic base like monster high dolls, you can see it a bit better at 1:36
      ....which honestly, considering the price,,,, insane lol

  • @LaurenHinrichsen-op6gd
    @LaurenHinrichsen-op6gd 9 месяцев назад +5

    I didn't do it. Why are you screaming at me??

  • @alanabanana7640
    @alanabanana7640 3 месяца назад +2

    the candles are out now! they all look nice, but half the scents are just foods? and in the uk theyre £80 each...

  • @Dani-ji4um
    @Dani-ji4um 6 месяцев назад +2

    These people do not know what they are talking about 💀 PARFUM AND PERFUME ARE THE SAME THING. “Eau de parfum” is literally just PERFUME. Now unless her bottles are “Extrait de parfum” then we can say that it’s different but she is charging designer prices and not delivering designer experience. I can’t even imagine how they smell considering the lack of quality control on this entire thing.

  • @thefangirlfromhell9627
    @thefangirlfromhell9627 7 месяцев назад +6

    Wow she’s turned into a cash cow real quick

    • @thefangirlfromhell9627
      @thefangirlfromhell9627 7 месяцев назад +1

      Also the portals perfume statue looks like a cheap knockoff bratz hairdresser dolls head.

    • @LunaRuinsYourDay
      @LunaRuinsYourDay 4 месяца назад

      Melanie wasn’t in charge of the pricing

  • @starrynight597
    @starrynight597 6 месяцев назад +3

    y’all friendly reminder that Melanie isn’t the person who makes the prices it’s her greedy label.

  • @biksit4095
    @biksit4095 6 месяцев назад +2

    The packaging itself is so tacky too. Even if the perfumes were incredible i wouldnt buy it because i dont want the mel head staring at me. Some 30ml glass bottles with different insect toppers would have looked incredible and fit so well. The whole thing is just ugly (i love Mel's makeup and prosthetics but the perfume container having it just doesnt work for me).

  • @luizhenriquedasilvarios
    @luizhenriquedasilvarios 5 месяцев назад +2

    I've been a cry baby since 2016 and I wasn't happy with this parfume at all. When I commented on this in a video, the fans came to attack me sayin' that she did it with love, but man, it's not worth it all

  • @ivybit1911
    @ivybit1911 7 месяцев назад +3

    4:39 I would’ve bought that if it was for $60, it would be reasonable- I think crybaby perfume was $50 but this is a little more detailed so $50 would be good,especially if it smells well (I mean I would buy it,doesn’t mean my parents would let me😭)

  • @mono7252
    @mono7252 3 месяца назад +1

    These perfumes are more likely than not a cash grab. Some people say the prices are not really up to Melanie, which I’m not totally sure of. Regardless, I feel like fans have a right to criticize Melanie/label for these prices because even compared to high end perfumes this is overpriced - and fans should be able to support Mel without breaking the bank. Is the design and amount my favorite? No- I was expecting something else like a butterfly or mushroom packaging (to fit the fairy core theme). As of recent I heard that people really like the smell of the scents so ig that’s alright. Either way I understand why she released the perfumes anyways. Melanie puts a lot of time and thought into her craft and that costs a lot of money and she needs to make a profit for her personal expenses - she had to give her label a cut of her earnings, she has to pay for whatever materials needed to make music / videos/ costumes, then there is inflation so everything is already more expensive, etc. Most of all she wants to make a portals film which is going to take a lot of money. I’m guessing she saw everyone wanted the return of the crybaby perfume and she decided to capitalize off of that with making the portals perfume (since she can’t exactly bring back the crybaby perfume because the manufacturer doesn’t exist anymore). I don’t think this whole perfume/merch ordeal makes Mel a bad person because she is trying to fund her art which most fans are looking forward to. However, for the future her and her team needs to be reasonable about the pricing and take more consideration about the fans.

  • @S0L4R-yep
    @S0L4R-yep 3 месяца назад +1

    i think you should make a vid on the new portals candles shes made,for 75$(975$ for all 13(without tax))

  • @yipipayayiii
    @yipipayayiii 8 месяцев назад +3

    Tbh i miss the crybaby era i never had the perfume or any merch bc amazon and other purchasing websites were banned in my country but i used to see ppl open the crybaby perfume package and when i tell yoh how well made it looked I'm telling you even ppl found it so well made and actually stayed for a long time with a nice smell and packaging the new perfume is....ngl no matter how much of a mel fan you are you can't defend how overpriced the perfume is it should cost much lower than this OR it should have much more quality into it , i love her new era i really love portals but sadly the potential got wasted to it, it started off really good and hyping but at the tour came it became much less hypering

  • @ejohnson3131
    @ejohnson3131 9 месяцев назад +7

    Maybe she knew we would turn into massive Crybabies over this! “Crank it up to $400, that will teach them! She told her PR team.

  • @Marylulusart
    @Marylulusart 3 месяца назад +2

    The portals era has been so contrasting. The music and shows have been great but the merch and goodies have been absolutely terrible

  • @Chyy1312
    @Chyy1312 7 месяцев назад +2

    My friend is a Melanie fan sorry if I spell anything wrong but I like to see stuff about this fandom and when I saw that my jaw dropped and now they do have each separate but still $40 each is crazy! And a video came my FPY and it said the head was so bad pieces would fall off but yet they still loved it.

  • @BouncyBean
    @BouncyBean 3 месяца назад +4

    7:25 me realizing that the crybaby perfume was released on my 6th birthday

  • @jordenpower6777
    @jordenpower6777 7 месяцев назад +6

    why are we yelling 😭

  • @artsyniya8445
    @artsyniya8445 7 месяцев назад +1

    You guys do realize she isn’t the one who manages prices and murch and her shop websites she’s growing in fame and the more you grow in fame the more other people take control in your life

  • @weep4widows
    @weep4widows 7 месяцев назад +2

    People are reselling it for about $40-$75 which is good for people who don’t want to pay the original price

  • @Swiftieee500
    @Swiftieee500 6 месяцев назад +3

    I LOVE MELANIE SO MUCH I REALLY DO. but that is pricey. 😭