Melanie Martinez's PORTALS Perfume is A Mess...

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

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  • @mykenahbyrnes2402
    @mykenahbyrnes2402 11 месяцев назад +13152

    The original crybaby perfume was an actual art piece. You could see the love that went into the packaging and perfume itself. It smelled exactly what I thought crybaby would smell like. This on the other hand looks like a cash grab with no thought put into it

    • @vintegee
      @vintegee 11 месяцев назад +851

      It was cute and simple too! Like it represented the album and was good quality according to the reviewers. Portals is just Melanie’s head in a gold cauldron which feels a little bit too much! Despite the negative reviewers when they received the statue and it looked cheap and wonky. Let’s hope she’ll release separate bottles that will look cute!😭

    • @Dontannoyme34894
      @Dontannoyme34894 10 месяцев назад +194

      @@vintegeeand I hate the hair style on it! I wish it was just her usual green or blue wig instead of pink and brown 😢

    • @vintegee
      @vintegee 10 месяцев назад +102

      @@Dontannoyme34894 I personally love the split dyed color on it, something about the hair is off tho. But Melanie worked super hard on this and I’m happy she’s proud of it, and many other people love it too which is great. I can’t wait to see how the individual perfumes will look like💗

    • @vxdoll
      @vxdoll 10 месяцев назад +11

      Thisss

    • @str4ng3_4nd_unu5u4l
      @str4ng3_4nd_unu5u4l 10 месяцев назад +21

      ​@@vintegeeI have bad news for you

  • @HelloKelsey09
    @HelloKelsey09 10 месяцев назад +7353

    the crybaby perfume was not only cheaper but smelled SO much better , and the bottle was a baby bottle. the bottle was SUPER cute and vintage. the portals one seriously does look like those juices with the little plastic head cartoons on 😭

    • @kalyssiaseptember
      @kalyssiaseptember 9 месяцев назад +73

      HELP I CANT UNSEE IT 😂

    • @LuxuriousLenay
      @LuxuriousLenay 9 месяцев назад +22

      LMFAOOOO😂😂😂

    • @JamboreeBlackberry
      @JamboreeBlackberry 9 месяцев назад +13

      Those were fucking awesome

    • @gemmagemma-wx2bs
      @gemmagemma-wx2bs 9 месяцев назад +17

      BELLY WASHERS!!! 😂😂 I used to love those drinks. I always got the Powerpuff Girl ones ❤
      I mourn that I missed the Crybaby release. Maybe she can make this right by re-releasing Crybaby

    • @Shesthegirlnextdoor
      @Shesthegirlnextdoor 9 месяцев назад +14

      THAT'S LITERALLY WHAT I THOUGHT IT WAS UNTIL PEOPLE SAID IT WAS A PERFUME 😭

  • @icanbreathe9161
    @icanbreathe9161 11 месяцев назад +5989

    The price isn’t the issue for me.
    My problem is with the tiny product amount and the quality.

    • @crystor3
      @crystor3 11 месяцев назад +122

      Its not ment to be sprayed a lot it’s a parfume (idk how to spell it ) not a perfume idk why every is forgetting parfumes are more expensive to make Also people payed to the statue mostly not the parfume she’s gonna sell them separately later on which will be cheaper like around 50 or 60

    • @crystor3
      @crystor3 11 месяцев назад +32

      Also bc they payed for all 4 so that would at to like a hundred something depending on how much they will be sold separately

    • @melzlov3ly_
      @melzlov3ly_ 10 месяцев назад +22

      @@crystor3 you did spell parfume right btw at least i think

    • @Lleafyll
      @Lleafyll 10 месяцев назад +26

      No it's parfum.

    • @conehead.skz.
      @conehead.skz. 10 месяцев назад +4

      Perfume*

  • @princesaplantano
    @princesaplantano 9 месяцев назад +2380

    A little mushroom or butterfly perfume bottle would have looked so cute and fit with the theme of the Portals Album! But, what we got, really does look like those juice bottles 💀.

  • @Littleloser101
    @Littleloser101 10 месяцев назад +3083

    I’m a hardcore Melanie fan and cannot defend that price

  • @L1terally_d1rt
    @L1terally_d1rt 10 месяцев назад +674

    UPDATE: MEL RELEASED THE PERFUMES INDIVIDUALLY!
    Mel released the individual perfumes, or rather, parfums, and, as someone who hasn't bought them, they seem to be the exact same. I see no difference in the packaging accept for the statue being gone, and- get this- THEY ARE 50$ EACH
    50$
    FOR 15 ML
    FOR 0.5 OZ
    THAT IS A DOLLOR FOR EVERY O.3 ML OF LIQUID
    Mel, I love you, but jesus. 50 dollars?
    For reference, Ariana Grande's thank u next perfume was 45$ for 1 ounce. That is 5$ less for DOUBLE THE PARFUME.
    (before anyone says anything, I looked it up and parfums and perfumes have no difference. Eu de parfum has less scent than a perfume, but in general, parfums and perfumes are the same)

    • @L0rdOfThePies
      @L0rdOfThePies 9 месяцев назад +19

      My then 12 year old cousin had all the ariana grande perfumes for some reason and im concerned at how much that shit costed now 😨

    • @voidmatic
      @voidmatic 9 месяцев назад +9

      also, in regards to the comparison with the ariana grande perfume (I don't listen to either of them, used to listen to Melanie but can't support her with nfts cuz bruh really) it was in stores, whereas the amount she prices it at does not include shipping, which is expensive as well.

    • @arigdw_
      @arigdw_ 8 месяцев назад +13

      you can find 1 oz ariana perfumes for less than $30 at some places, and even sets with body lotion and other gifts for less! i really like the glass packaging that they come in especially. i find her products to be on the more affordable side of celebrity perfumes.

    • @CatcatKittycatcar
      @CatcatKittycatcar 8 месяцев назад +6

      You are right in everything except one thing. What Melanie is selling is the edp not perfume😀the lower concentration one, it says that at the bottom of the statue😳

    • @d3fnotcheyenne
      @d3fnotcheyenne 4 месяца назад +1

      And at my Walmart the Ariana grande cloud body mist is 8oz for $10 like what

  • @cloudysunsets
    @cloudysunsets 11 месяцев назад +1696

    I have worked in a beauty company and making perfume is insanely cheap

    • @Mistery-c3p
      @Mistery-c3p 10 месяцев назад +52

      It's not perfume, it's parfums.

    • @JustAHorrorShow
      @JustAHorrorShow 10 месяцев назад +99

      Not all perfumes are insanely cheap to make but these ones most likely are.

    • @L1terally_d1rt
      @L1terally_d1rt 10 месяцев назад

      @@Mistery-c3p Parfums and perfumes are the same. Look it up.
      EU de Parfum has less scent tho
      The parfums are not eu de parfums, tho. They're just being French to be fancy.

    • @MrLnmolnar
      @MrLnmolnar 10 месяцев назад

      @@Mistery-c3pfr people need to stop callin it’s perfume

    • @JustAHorrorShow
      @JustAHorrorShow 10 месяцев назад +38

      @@jav7899 Not all perfumes are made by big brands. Not all things are created the same way. Some perfumes are made by independent perfumers who splurge on high quality ingredients. I would be shocked if Melanie's perfumes were actually worth the price. I just don't like "perfumes are cheap to make" as a blanket statement. It's true that many perfumes are relatively cheap to make and that a lot of what we pay for is the brand and marketing but this is not true across the board. This kind of blanket statement hurts independent perfumers.

  • @commentsforthealgorithm
    @commentsforthealgorithm 11 месяцев назад +2037

    Just gonna say this as a MASSIVE crybaby, as much as I love the idea I just can’t trust it. I have the original perfume from the first tour and I still have some perfume. The formula just isn’t strong so it doesn’t last long. I double checked recently with my roommate and he said he couldn’t tell I had perfume on unless his nose was against me. So at those prices it’s just simply not worth it even if I felt I NEEDED that art piece.
    Edit: problem isn’t that it is subtle but that it dissipates very quickly compared to most perfumes in my experiences. Almost non existent, might just be my batch though. That said at 40$ I am not mad, I would be at those prices though

    • @brendan.mcdermott
      @brendan.mcdermott 11 месяцев назад +29

      These new releases are Parfums, not perfumes, so they have a greater percentage of concentrate and are therefore stronger

    • @iloveminniemouse0223
      @iloveminniemouse0223 11 месяцев назад +14

      @@brendan.mcdermott exactly, im pretty sure thats why they’re small-cause you need less

    • @Icyeecat
      @Icyeecat 11 месяцев назад +20

      @@brendan.mcdermottyeah and to be fair she needs the money to fund for her portals project mvs and film. So I can understand the price. Im sad the quality is off and I wished it was better, but if people want a free film again, they’re gonna have to understand it’s for funding. 😢

    • @劉嘉琪-d6k
      @劉嘉琪-d6k 11 месяцев назад +8

      ​@@Icyeecateven watched k19 I'd still buy it for future watch or for fundraising purposes, what are she and the team thinking with that design and quality and price, nothing were right! It's crazy 😮

    • @sandra501
      @sandra501 11 месяцев назад +25

      @@brendan.mcdermott maybe I’m uneducated but from what I know Parfum is the French word for perfume. So they’re still perfumes. What you’re describing is eau de toilette, which is a weakened fragrance

  • @itsdramallama_
    @itsdramallama_ 10 месяцев назад +1083

    I get that she needs the money, but putting a price of 250-300 bucks for a plastic statue that looks like it was 3d printed with 4 tiny perfume bottles doesn’t seem worth it to me. Plus, the way the Melanie fans are desperately defending her, saying you’re paying more for the statue, so it’s reasonable. The thing is, we didn’t ask for a 1 foot plastic statue that looks like a happy meal toy. We just wanted another perfume

    • @littlebodybigbuttoch
      @littlebodybigbuttoch 9 месяцев назад +8

      Well, you could just buy the perfume separate. Didnt you see that she is soon gonna sell them separate? And btw some people (unlike you) do like the 1 foot statue and i think its really pretty.

    • @ThatOneDoomerNeco
      @ThatOneDoomerNeco 9 месяцев назад +105

      ​@@littlebodybigbuttoch the main problem is that it's ugly, and has unreasonable price for such small quantity, no reasonings can fix this liquid bottle.

    • @littlebodybigbuttoch
      @littlebodybigbuttoch 9 месяцев назад +2

      @@ThatOneDoomerNeco IT IS NOT UGLY

    • @Omnihilo
      @Omnihilo 9 месяцев назад +112

      @@littlebodybigbuttoch You’re right. It’s hideous.

    • @littlebodybigbuttoch
      @littlebodybigbuttoch 9 месяцев назад

      @@Omnihilo Thanks for saying im right, but the second part is not true

  • @ilovetogami
    @ilovetogami 9 месяцев назад +682

    this is ridiculous. SEEING THE GIRL HERSELF IN PERSON IS CHEAPER THAN 4 INFANT HAND SIZED PERFUMES.

  • @ZP-xyza
    @ZP-xyza 11 месяцев назад +1954

    I don’t even think Britney’s perfume costed that much.

    • @rubyrusso9678
      @rubyrusso9678 11 месяцев назад +93

      It wasn't 😭😭 if it was I would have never gotten it for Christmas... times have changed 😭

    • @Kayweethatonegirly
      @Kayweethatonegirly 11 месяцев назад +135

      AND SHE HAS A BIGGER FANBASE IT'S SO IRONIC

    • @DungNguyen-ti9dk
      @DungNguyen-ti9dk 10 месяцев назад +47

      I usually see deals on Britney’s ones. About $40 and to me that’s decent. Nowadays 30ml designer ones cost around 50-60€ 😂 which is insane. I purchased D&G light blue intense for 40€/50ml (on sale ofc) and libre for 85€/90ml. Those days are obviously gone 😢

    • @lauren3755
      @lauren3755 10 месяцев назад +48

      Nope, I had all of the Britney perfumes, and a huge bottle in the 2000s was maybe $25?

    • @Ytdeletesallmycomments
      @Ytdeletesallmycomments 10 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@lauren3755
      In europe 10 euro in low budget stores 😂😂😂

  • @Bagelswithcreamfilling
    @Bagelswithcreamfilling 11 месяцев назад +4339

    My friend said it looks like skibbidy toilet 😭😭😭💀😔

    • @CH4R0N_TH3_SP1D3R
      @CH4R0N_TH3_SP1D3R 9 месяцев назад +369

      I'm gonna go insane if I hear the words skibidi toilet again please

    • @iilyace
      @iilyace 9 месяцев назад +173

      BRO IT DOES

    • @Theratsintrenchcoat
      @Theratsintrenchcoat 9 месяцев назад +109

      I'm an old and new Melanie fan, and this is spot on.

    • @Issawholeholelottabluntsss
      @Issawholeholelottabluntsss 9 месяцев назад +11

      Grow up 💀💀

    • @iilyace
      @iilyace 9 месяцев назад

      I'm thirteen and I'd like to be a kid so no. How abt yu don't go sticking yo nose in other ppls buisness Emoglitterprincess. We all know Taii is better. 😂😂🤭🤭 ruclips.net/user/sgaming/emoji/7ff574f2/emoji_u1f602.png

  • @Brooklyn99142
    @Brooklyn99142 11 месяцев назад +3812

    It looks like something you would get at McDonald’s with your happy meal

    • @leighmew
      @leighmew 11 месяцев назад +41

      So true lol 💀

    • @juanmnuelito
      @juanmnuelito 11 месяцев назад +14

      Would keep though

    • @Brooklyn99142
      @Brooklyn99142 11 месяцев назад +78

      @@leighmew for $600 it better come with some ladies of the night and a pound of the stuff snoop Dogg loves

    • @Lady-T3A
      @Lady-T3A 10 месяцев назад +21

      I just thought of Unhappy Meal reading this now. I'm wondering if Unhappy Meal aged well.

    • @lovestumacher
      @lovestumacher 10 месяцев назад +6

      It kinda reminded me of one of those "Good 2 Grow" juice bottles 😐

  • @madyluvv
    @madyluvv 10 месяцев назад +372

    dude this is insane. 4 bottles of Victoria’s Secret perfume is sooo much cheaper and much better quality! this is beyond over expensive

    • @mitiskixx
      @mitiskixx 3 месяца назад +5

      this is what i’m saying, people are just buying it because it’s “rare merch”

  • @Mason_Core
    @Mason_Core 10 месяцев назад +188

    She needs a new design team 😭

  • @nameless953
    @nameless953 11 месяцев назад +774

    I bought my mom a Gucci perfume last year and it was way way cheaper (and also I guess more into it)
    Why is it so expensive 😅

    • @Mimpetel
      @Mimpetel 11 месяцев назад +23

      I adore the new ones that Miley advertises. At first I thought uhh the price but I would happily get them because of how soft and lovely the scent is

    • @saturnthemirrorball
      @saturnthemirrorball 11 месяцев назад +13

      fr. I love the miss dior fragrance & I could get so much miss Dior for the same price as the Portals Parfum. I’ve also heard the scents in PP aren’t that nice. I wish she would just bring back something like crybaby. Nobody was even asking for a perfume set, we were really just wanting something that smelly earthy & sea-like, like what portals would smell like.

    • @UwUKITTYTHERIAN
      @UwUKITTYTHERIAN 11 месяцев назад +1

      Their so expensive right now because she’s only selling all of them at the same time and not separately, she’s probably going to sell them separately later

    • @eddv6090
      @eddv6090 10 месяцев назад +14

      @@UwUKITTYTHERIAN still not worthy at all

    • @UwUKITTYTHERIAN
      @UwUKITTYTHERIAN 10 месяцев назад

      @@eddv6090 yes they are???? She also has to BUY the stuff she uses for perfumes, she’s also making Music Videos and Going on Tour. She’s busy

  • @MayaLove777
    @MayaLove777 11 месяцев назад +535

    I like her music but she charged way too much for that cheap looking perfume. Also chatging loads of money for VIP and not even meeting fans just using a CGI version of herself is terrible. That perfume and meet and greet were such cash grabs and scams for real.

    • @Mistery-c3p
      @Mistery-c3p 10 месяцев назад +12

      Dude, why are you stressed about this? Whoever wants to take the photo with CGI, do it, it's the people's money. Melanie is trying to do everything to please us, she is going to all four corners of the planet just to sing for us, we didn't see them there for almost 4 years, and you complain on top of that just because anyone with a VIP takes a CGI photo??? Just don't take it off.
      You don't know how difficult it must be to wear different clothes, hairstyles, masks, makeup, almost suddenly.
      Melanie is a normal person, people have to stop comparing her to great famous artists, Especially those artists who only know how to shake their butts and talk about sex, never compare her to anything about them, because Melanie wants to deliver art.
      Melanie has just launched the perfumes separately with their prices, you make a show without knowing that that box with the 4 perfumes was especially for collectors and anyone who wants to have all 4 perfume.

    • @DonkeyMcconkey
      @DonkeyMcconkey 10 месяцев назад

      ⁠@@Mistery-c3pstop being a clown Melanie has been doing this for 10 years now, she’s become greedy and jaded like she used to criticize others for. I love the album, but this whole era doesn’t have their heart in it. Everything is so rushed and sloppy, people have a right to be upset they paid a massive ticket price and Melanie can’t even be bothered. It’s shitty of her and you need to stop mindlessly adoring celebrities.
      Edit: comparing her to more sexual/adult acts not only reveals you’re too damn childish for Melanie’s music (as she has a lot of sexual themes in her music too and does do sexual dancing on stage) but Melanie themselves would call you a misogynist.

    • @LyntzbartzkyPerez
      @LyntzbartzkyPerez 10 месяцев назад +110

      @@Mistery-c3p ok, nobody was comparing Melanie to anyone, actually you might as well be doing all the comparing. if she didn't want to do a meet in greet irl she shouldn't have done anything because paying extra money for a single shitty green screen picture is absolutely ridiculous and just makes her look greedy. and the quality and price of her perfume was dog shit, you can't deny that

    • @Mariyah.
      @Mariyah. 10 месяцев назад +51

      @@Mistery-c3pno cuz I’m single paying money for some cgi ur acting as if they wanted that which no one would’ve wanted bro ur basically just defending Melanie for not knowing how to treat her fans right

    • @babyxblue
      @babyxblue 10 месяцев назад +39

      And there was the NFT situation too, although people are desperately trying to forget it

  • @L0V3_C0R3.0
    @L0V3_C0R3.0 11 месяцев назад +346

    Tbh i asked my dad for it since he knows alot about perfumes/ colognes and he said « 300 dollars for 60ml is too expensive normally for that price there is at least 2-3 litres in the bottle »

    • @melzlov3ly_
      @melzlov3ly_ 10 месяцев назад +28

      even with the head it should atleast be as much perfume as the crybaby one

    • @L0V3_C0R3.0
      @L0V3_C0R3.0 10 месяцев назад

      @@melzlov3ly_ exacltyyy

  • @gonzalezchild0482
    @gonzalezchild0482 9 месяцев назад +137

    Since she’s now selling the scents separately I feel like it would’ve been cooler if the packaging represented the element and the object that represents it, for example: for water to could be the cup with glowing liquid, you get the idea. It could’ve also been the egg we see Melanie hatch out of when she revealed her new form yk.

    • @tabitharust304
      @tabitharust304 9 месяцев назад +4

      Yes! Love your pfp by the way 🔥

    • @gonzalezchild0482
      @gonzalezchild0482 9 месяцев назад +3

      @@tabitharust304 thank you! I like yours too✨

  • @futileelegy
    @futileelegy 9 месяцев назад +60

    it doesn't just look cheap. you would be an absolute fool to not realize that it just straight up IS cheap crap.

  • @Spinelsofficalwife
    @Spinelsofficalwife 10 месяцев назад +306

    This era is supposed to be magical and I wish the quality would have more love put into it, I have the vinyl and it’s beautiful and I was planning to get the new perfume even though it looked weird but people are reselling it for 2,000 bucks already and it’s already almost 300 bucks, just wish there was just more because she obviously made it expensive because she knew it’d sell out quickly but just MAKE MORE! Like I love you Melanie but you’re a celeb you could totally just have thousands of them in stock, when the portals perfume comes back in I’ll try to get it for myself because even if it looks wonky and overpriced I personally would like to see it for myself because I love the portals era so much and I’ll be so damn upset if I see it go to waste, I’d like the cry baby perfume too because who dosent, but the portals one looks kind of cute, I just wish the details were more put in or stuff added on the bottle for the price but I’ll come back to this comment If and when I get it and review it

    • @STANSTRAYKIDS4419
      @STANSTRAYKIDS4419 10 месяцев назад +5

      she cant just make more cause its parfum, not perfume. parfum is very expensive to make and is very strong

    • @babyxblue
      @babyxblue 10 месяцев назад +5

      ​@@STANSTRAYKIDS4419 why not just make perfume and make the price cheaper so it's more accessible to the public tho?

    • @STANSTRAYKIDS4419
      @STANSTRAYKIDS4419 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@babyxblue cause she needs money to make the portals movie

    • @babyxblue
      @babyxblue 10 месяцев назад +18

      @@STANSTRAYKIDS4419 Please note that there were people who wanted to buy it but gave up bc it was too expensive. People would buy more if the prices were lower.

    • @STANSTRAYKIDS4419
      @STANSTRAYKIDS4419 10 месяцев назад +1

      @@babyxblue yes, but there are people that will buy it and a movie costs like millions. she has a lot of fans that would buy it n also shes putting the parfums on sale seperately and they will be way cheaper so just wait for that

  • @mhost8147
    @mhost8147 10 месяцев назад +113

    Does she knows that she's not as popular as before now?? Like if a famous luxury brand charge that price the product would be expected to be extraordinary, beautiful and high quality, a product or she herself cannot build up a luxury brand just by charging fans an unbelievable price like that, it's not how it works

    • @voidmatic
      @voidmatic 9 месяцев назад +6

      also if this wasn't a singer making a product, the pricing would be even more insane, as the quality simply wouldn't pass the standards in place to sell it at that high of a price.

  • @LaLaLoopsyCutie
    @LaLaLoopsyCutie 11 месяцев назад +51

    she says she put work into the sculpture but it’s literally just the creature’s head. no thought put into it, more like a “look at me look at me look at meee” and it looks like a POP figure. those things are so ugly

  • @melanies.3713
    @melanies.3713 9 месяцев назад +45

    300$ (minimum) for not even 60ml of a celebrity perfume?! That´s insane!! You could get 200 ml of Chanel No.5, one of the most famous perfumes ever for that price!! (or Dior, or probably any other luxury brand). And with a way ´prettier´ and higher quality bottle!

    • @voidmatic
      @voidmatic 9 месяцев назад +2

      (not even factoring in how most perfumes you can buy in a store whereas this you'd have to pay shipping)

  • @niloufarmoezzi9139
    @niloufarmoezzi9139 9 месяцев назад +38

    Fame has gotten into her head imo. These, her recent ticket prices, the whole debacle with the hologram thing...

    • @Illy-es2cg
      @Illy-es2cg 8 месяцев назад +8

      She’s not the one who controls the price!

    • @Mel_faye
      @Mel_faye 8 месяцев назад +10

      Ticket prices depend on the venue, venues get bigger as your fan base grows. Melanie doesn’t control that smh

  • @tiyutsu4619
    @tiyutsu4619 10 месяцев назад +219

    I became a Melanie fan shortly after The Voice and I stayed all up until K-12. I eventually left (a bit after After School) because my music taste changed but the way she and her team treat her fans nowadays makes me happy that I did. So disrespectful. Gorgeous voice still, but I cannot get behind all of this lol.

    • @alllittlethingzz
      @alllittlethingzz 9 месяцев назад +21

      Tbh I kinda dipped after portals but still listen to portals but honestly I feel like it’s a scam

    • @The-Busy-Beeeee
      @The-Busy-Beeeee 9 месяцев назад +8

      @@alllittlethingzzthat’s cause it is lmao

    • @fatliward9815
      @fatliward9815 9 месяцев назад

      SHES NOT IN CONTROL what do you numbnuts not understand. Her management and record label literally makes her do it 😂

  • @nostalgiataxi
    @nostalgiataxi 10 месяцев назад +80

    i just want the cry baby perfume to be back :( it smelt soooo good...

    • @xxkissingrazors
      @xxkissingrazors 10 месяцев назад +15

      i never even got it i rly want itt

    • @destinycollins2102
      @destinycollins2102 9 месяцев назад +12

      I really wanted it, just wanna smell it 🥹 I’m accepting the fact I’ll never experience it lol

  • @RedRoseSeptember22
    @RedRoseSeptember22 11 месяцев назад +341

    That perfume bottle is literally terrifying...

    • @Kissviktor1
      @Kissviktor1 10 месяцев назад +6

      Yeah 😅

    • @localreviewer3871
      @localreviewer3871 10 месяцев назад +30

      fr it’s u-g-l-y it ain’t got no alibi

    • @melz4766
      @melz4766 9 месяцев назад +5

      fr that shit is freaky omfggg

    • @Hysteriette
      @Hysteriette 9 месяцев назад +6

      like.... and the "cottage" fairy shi IT'S ONE OF THE EASIEST THINGS TO MAKE BEAUTIFUL

    • @mahdireza5695
      @mahdireza5695 9 месяцев назад +2

      It's trying to be iconic like the Pink Friday perfume, but it doesn't seem to be working....

  • @bruna7534
    @bruna7534 9 месяцев назад +18

    If they wanted to make the head so badly, making the skull of that head would look so much better.
    They would even make it look more functional since a skull has much more "detattachable" parts to make it work like a container, and also, would have way stronger fantasy vibe to it instead of a wonky multi eyed Mrs Pink Potatohead toy thingy

  • @tiredteen8906
    @tiredteen8906 10 месяцев назад +83

    Ngl the perfume fiolas look like something straight out of a naughty shop and would supposed to be stuck up... The design is just weird imo, not even talking about the cheap dollar store production. Considering the container, why not go for a mystical forest print with the four eyed character in 3d with some texture? Maybe that idea on one side and than it transitions to an equal print of just Melanie in a pastel room, in combo with some nice lace-swirls comming down from the opener, where you could reach in for the fiolas... could have been such a good marketing idea but oh no we got a design that looks like an upscale PEZ head...smh

    • @samanthafairweather9186
      @samanthafairweather9186 9 месяцев назад

      Just say it. They look like butt plugs! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @cricketandgraham8644
      @cricketandgraham8644 9 месяцев назад +4

      I agree, I thought of something weird when I saw the bottles :/

    • @mahdireza5695
      @mahdireza5695 9 месяцев назад +5

      I think it would've been cool if it was just the head of the creature as frosted pink glass, no defined details (looks quite tacky) so just like a little statue pretty much.

    • @Daybreaker1211
      @Daybreaker1211 5 месяцев назад

      I would have done that if I had one lmao

    • @Renko_day
      @Renko_day Месяц назад

      I’m a fan but I could agree..

  • @Gleamorous
    @Gleamorous 10 месяцев назад +60

    I just feel like the golden base looks so out of place!
    She should have somehow made the head of the fairy open to reveal the quad of perfumes.

    • @eeza
      @eeza 10 месяцев назад +9

      That's a much better and prob more tasteful alternative if she really wants to make that head part of the collection! the lid could have been the part of the head with the upper set of eyes then they could have just made the quality better. the glossiness of the hair and the printing of the eyes made it look cheaper 😓

  • @Smurfloof
    @Smurfloof 10 месяцев назад +81

    I bought the water and the earthy one bc I love to collect things from my favorite artist and Someone told me only the colored part is filled with the perfume. Which actually shocked me bc I thought it was the whole bottle not just a small bit. I really tried to be positive about this but now I’m just sad.

  • @Δ-Δ-Δ-Δ
    @Δ-Δ-Δ-Δ 11 месяцев назад +520

    I've always thought Melanie's fandom is among the most toxic, over-reactive ones.
    But I'm glad people are able to call her out in her bs this time.

    • @he4rtlez
      @he4rtlez 11 месяцев назад +8

      What bs

    • @Lara-vo6rp
      @Lara-vo6rp 11 месяцев назад

      the quality control and the pricing if youre gonna price it atleast make sure the product doesn;t have any defects or mistakes@@he4rtlez

    • @King_of_sirens
      @King_of_sirens 11 месяцев назад +13

      ​@@he4rtlez Bs means bullshit

    • @hantyss
      @hantyss 11 месяцев назад +78

      I think the overreacting one is you, in every fandom has a toxic part, and, is stupid that you're mad at her bc of the fandom💀

    • @Δ-Δ-Δ-Δ
      @Δ-Δ-Δ-Δ 11 месяцев назад +3

      @@hantyss Grisgris.

  • @tabbykat8564
    @tabbykat8564 9 месяцев назад +43

    why are you yelling at us 😭😭

  • @bunniebun3
    @bunniebun3 10 месяцев назад +141

    I really love Melanie, and this new album is amazing and the whole aesthetic is beautiful, but the merch is just so... weird

    • @Katstxr
      @Katstxr 10 месяцев назад +3

      That’s the point

    • @The-Busy-Beeeee
      @The-Busy-Beeeee 9 месяцев назад +24

      @@KatstxrI don’t think it really should be tho the whole point of the album is that it is slightly unsettling sure but the whole point of it is it’s supposed to magical. Not cheap lookinh

    • @Hysteriette
      @Hysteriette 9 месяцев назад +15

      ​@@Katstxr being mediocre is the point? being ugly and expensive is the point of this album?

    • @AMKmusic96
      @AMKmusic96 9 месяцев назад +10

      She was always weird but this is era is the kinda weird that is like your family member joined a cult and you feel sad for them

  • @sst4rscr34m
    @sst4rscr34m 9 месяцев назад +121

    reminds me how she did nfts and all the fans defended her because "well she's actually doing it carefully and it doesn't damage the environment in the process" 💀

    • @starboycesar
      @starboycesar 9 месяцев назад +31

      Frrrrr, i love her music but i don't know how to feel about her anymore😭

    • @mintysanssrealgfandwifeunlikte
      @mintysanssrealgfandwifeunlikte 9 месяцев назад +27

      SHE DID NFTS WHAT 😨😨😨 why have i never heard of this

    • @Hysteriette
      @Hysteriette 9 месяцев назад +11

      mhm. and I always wondered WHY she did that

    • @adelastella.5676
      @adelastella.5676 9 месяцев назад +19

      The majority of her fans were actually pretty against that?? I remember when this happened, her instagram comments were literally flooded with her fans trashing her for that decision.

    • @voidmatic
      @voidmatic 9 месяцев назад +9

      yeah when I heard about that I hadn't been listening to much Melanie in a while and as an artist myself, that was absolutely the nail in the coffin for my support towards her because I can't support someone doing nfts like c'mon man

  • @asianbestiOFFICIAL
    @asianbestiOFFICIAL 9 месяцев назад +25

    4:47 not the my little pony juice 😭😭

  • @-Bluest_Everest-
    @-Bluest_Everest- 9 месяцев назад +24

    That Melanie head be looking straight out of “Lazy Town”

    • @sersemnomekk
      @sersemnomekk 9 месяцев назад

      OMG W COMENT KAKAKAKAKAKKAKA HELP

    • @laylay_bae
      @laylay_bae 3 месяца назад

      LOLLLLLL💀💀💀💀

  • @Bunijoon
    @Bunijoon 10 месяцев назад +69

    6:57 look I absolutely love alt fashion and people expressing themselves but WHAT ON EARTH ARE THOSE NAILSSSSS HOW DO YOU DO ANYTHING WITH THOSE

    • @Snow_Bunny
      @Snow_Bunny 9 месяцев назад +4

      Fr like how do you use the bathroom with those nails

    • @LowYummy
      @LowYummy 9 месяцев назад +1

      i’m a guy and i’ve always wondered how people even function with those long/sharp nails💀

    • @mahdireza5695
      @mahdireza5695 9 месяцев назад +2

      Makes sense for a photoshoot. Everyday life? How on earth- 😂

    • @sugarplum2467
      @sugarplum2467 9 месяцев назад +2

      Um, what? Those are actually rather short, they don't have any decorations on them, they're rounded...those would not affect your daily life in any way

    • @mahdireza5695
      @mahdireza5695 9 месяцев назад +5

      @@sugarplum2467 we're not all superhumans 😂 face it, most human ladies wouldn't be comfortable in a day with nails like that because it's not the most common fake nails length.

  • @Battleofthenymph
    @Battleofthenymph 9 месяцев назад +11

    Im actually scared and sad about this controversy, I hope it all ends ok

    • @Mel_faye
      @Mel_faye 8 месяцев назад +4

      Same 😖

    • @XoxoJules888
      @XoxoJules888 7 месяцев назад +2

      Ikr

    • @s4cfr1fice
      @s4cfr1fice Месяц назад +1

      There's even more controversy about her now 💀

  • @iztfihko
    @iztfihko 10 месяцев назад +31

    I get they need more funding, and i'm all for that because i'm so excited to see what melanie will do in the future, but why did she have to make it so low quality? goodness

  • @velvetheartbreak9613
    @velvetheartbreak9613 11 месяцев назад +40

    The only celebrities I’ve ever really brought merch off is Selena Gomez & Carrie Underwood and I’m Australian so conversion rates and post is not cheap I don’t mind but this i wouldn’t buy

  • @Omnihilo
    @Omnihilo 9 месяцев назад +17

    Where have y’all been at? She’s been doing this for literal years now. Chick was selling gravel on strings as $200< “fairy necklaces” lmfao. Using “angel numbers” as an excuse for the prices or some other such nonsense.

  • @madisonevans7950
    @madisonevans7950 9 месяцев назад +67

    I sadly have a fairly unpopular opinion... Melanie sold out. Its apparent. Her entire vibe is different and honestly feels kinda fake and forced. Like, girly took shrooms once and now thinks she is the ultimate miss thang. I liked it all at first, but as the promotion went on for portals it all just felt like a big cash grab.

    • @eye.X.x
      @eye.X.x 9 месяцев назад +7

      Frr i love her old music and the new one is also fine but i just don’t get how she could change this much

    • @okiseenow
      @okiseenow 5 месяцев назад

      Fr 😂

  • @Amonrat-un7qi
    @Amonrat-un7qi 9 месяцев назад +24

    Girl why are you screaming the entire time 😭😭

  • @Akeem-ve7jb
    @Akeem-ve7jb 11 месяцев назад +261

    I luv you Melanie but WTF is going on? Why is this perfume soooooo pricey and why does it look like a children's toy? Cry baby perfume was $50, it's like you just spitting in our faces. I love you Haylo keep blessing us with ur videos. Melanie please for God sakes just stop!!!!!

    • @diesehnswurdigkeit9019
      @diesehnswurdigkeit9019 11 месяцев назад

      Everything she does looks like a toy for tots

    • @boocam8816
      @boocam8816 11 месяцев назад +36

      It’s Melanie’s team not Melanie directly lmao

    • @ebonydarknessdementiaraven4610
      @ebonydarknessdementiaraven4610 11 месяцев назад

      @@boocam8816 melanie is in control of her team and she oversees everything they put out. it is her

    • @00st307-m
      @00st307-m 11 месяцев назад

      @@boocam8816who hired her team? I’ve been side eyeing Melanie since the abuse allegations and the way she sexualized babies. She’s a scammer.

    • @he4rtlez
      @he4rtlez 11 месяцев назад

      @@00st307-m she doesn’t sexualize baby wtf. She has a song abt how she’s disgusted and hates it. She has a vintage childish aesthetic. The allegations were confirmed fake ever since she was on tour when it “happened” just say your a no life who takes your anger out on people on the internet whenever you can

  • @Glitched_
    @Glitched_ 11 месяцев назад +77

    In my opinion, the merch items along with the tour itself is a bit disappointing.. there has been SO many problems with not only the portals merch but also the whole tour in general. There was the shirt that they had changed on the website after it was sold out, people not getting the merch promised with their VIP portals tour tickets, the vinals that came bent, or with a completely different album on it, the whole show apparently being less than an hour, the ai meet and greet mentioned in the video and how expensive all the merch is in general. For example the 5 piece sticker pack was 20 dollars (USD im pretty sure) and compared to the crybaby and k-12 merch you could get a shirt for the same price (~$20 USD). Now if you want an offical shirt off the website it is $50 USD (sometimes $40 or $35 depending on what desgin you get) and of course it costs much more in most counties. I understand that it costs much more to make merch now than it was back then but the quality of it is so sad. With the crybaby and k-12 merch you werent buying it just because it was melanie martinez but also because it felt like it was good quality too. With the portals merch youre not paying for any of the quality, only her name. I love the album so much but the merch and tour has been a big bummer tbh :(

    • @Mistery-c3p
      @Mistery-c3p 10 месяцев назад +4

      Bro, she spent more than 3 years without touring practically, just the fact that she is touring the four corners of the earth is already a good thing, later she does more detailed tours and such.

    • @viktorijazemaityte4203
      @viktorijazemaityte4203 10 месяцев назад

      @@Mistery-c3poh look the boot licker melanie fan who’s mentally is “my fav artist can NEVER do wrong even if they rob someone they’re INNOCENT”
      Girl be so fucking fr rn

    • @avelynn5976
      @avelynn5976 8 месяцев назад

      ​@@Mistery-c3p cry about it, her tours suck now and no amount of defending her will change that

  • @aintseenothingyet
    @aintseenothingyet 11 месяцев назад +86

    I feel like if she is getting bad advice from the team. I liked the fans mock up of what it should have looked like. Way better

  • @Preppyweppyclubpenguino
    @Preppyweppyclubpenguino 5 месяцев назад +15

    I’m sad that k-12 didn’t get a perfume. I would have loved like an orange juice themed one!

    • @theonlymellll
      @theonlymellll 2 месяца назад +3

      That’s such a good idea!! Omgg!!

  • @SEMc0v3rz
    @SEMc0v3rz 10 месяцев назад +552

    You guys HAVE TO REMEMBER THAT IT'S NOT MELANIE'S FAULT!! SHE DOESN'T CONTROL THE PRICING, HER TEAM DOES.

    • @star_productionss
      @star_productionss 10 месяцев назад +49

      EXACTLY..

    • @Thehistorygeographyandflagnerd
      @Thehistorygeographyandflagnerd 10 месяцев назад +41

      YES! FINALLY

    • @jetlikethat5754
      @jetlikethat5754 10 месяцев назад +109

      she doesn’t have at least a little control when it comes to her merch?

    • @foreien
      @foreien 10 месяцев назад

      Nah so she doenst have AT LEAST control on the merch to price them? Its so funny to see fans defend her. Idk if you have no brain but, do you really think that she doenst have all the fckin control?

    • @SEMc0v3rz
      @SEMc0v3rz 10 месяцев назад +72

      @@jetlikethat5754 Most likely the design, type of clothing/materials etc. Not the price. Her team does that

  • @MT13.
    @MT13. 11 месяцев назад +28

    I hope the perfumes don't smell as bad as everything looks, especially at that price...

    • @voidmatic
      @voidmatic 9 месяцев назад +4

      idk why I didn't even think of this yet, but yeah, imagine buying something AT THAT PRICE (not even including shipping) and then turns out u don't like the scent.. damn 🫥
      (I don't listen to her much these days so didn't know bout the perfume anyways till now but ye that would b insane)

  • @marleesheppard1935
    @marleesheppard1935 9 месяцев назад +13

    Like it really does just look like a toy you’d get when you were 9 that you begged for and then eventually got it and played we it for like a week max and then it just sat in the closet collecting dust

  • @xoxokimmy9680
    @xoxokimmy9680 11 месяцев назад +25

    I'd love to have the set but the shipping is also €75 and I'd also have to pay around €60 for customs... I'm just not that terrible with my money.
    Also, €75 shipping is insane when most brands would do €30 at most for more. Also, it's so stupid that it's only gonna be available on the official site, she would sell so much more if she brought it to Douglas and made it accessible to everyone.

  • @luna_elvenstar
    @luna_elvenstar 9 месяцев назад +17

    6:07 the perfume colours…
    heather heather heather and veronica…

  • @kawaiigirl1482
    @kawaiigirl1482 9 месяцев назад +12

    2:31 I’m a 2010s kid and got the poopsy pop surprise makeup kit for my birthday one year, the perfume literally reminded me so hard of it

  • @00st307-m
    @00st307-m 11 месяцев назад +56

    When will people wake up and realize most celebrities are NOT good people. She’s laughing all the way to the bank.

    • @gem9535
      @gem9535 8 месяцев назад +2

      This.

  • @MR.RANDOMFilms
    @MR.RANDOMFilms 11 месяцев назад +416

    Like she even needs that f***king money. Is just me, or are these celebrities and everyone involved in their product and ticket prices just way out of hand now??

    • @CelleSleuths
      @CelleSleuths 11 месяцев назад

      Welcome to Biden's America. Vote republican if you want inflation to normalize. Prices are gouged everywhere because that's what it costs now. It amazes me that young people today don't realize this.

    • @00st307-m
      @00st307-m 11 месяцев назад +44

      Yup. They think of their fans as minions and they don’t respect you. I am a fan of no one anymore.

    • @aliaaaafr
      @aliaaaafr 11 месяцев назад +78

      Melanie actually said that she was saving up all the money from this perfume and from her tour to make the movie she had planned. I don't think she's making the movie anymore because the budget wasn't reached, and it's too much money for her to film both music videos and a whole movie.

    • @LegalizeNuclearBomb666
      @LegalizeNuclearBomb666 11 месяцев назад +14

      Well she does need it for her mv

    • @MR.RANDOMFilms
      @MR.RANDOMFilms 11 месяцев назад +27

      @@aliaaaafr We really don’t need a freaking singer making a movie. Sorry not sorry, but no. She can get out of here with that idea 😂 I hope it is canceled.

  • @Strawberrizzz
    @Strawberrizzz 5 месяцев назад +8

    Im here in 2024 after going to the trilogy tour THEY WAY SHES CHARGING 275 BUCKS FOR A FULL POLYESTER DRESS and it literally RIPS when you put it on is fucking insane

    • @mono7252
      @mono7252 5 месяцев назад

      I went the MSG show and I was shocked when I saw the price of the dress because I was planning to get it, but I ended up not. Online I saw at other venues it was $175 - I guess MSG charged more for what reason idk because all the other merch prices stayed the same.

  • @squishydiamond2342
    @squishydiamond2342 9 месяцев назад +52

    I can’t be the only person who isn’t into this new portals era. Crybaby’s new design is probably one of the ugliest things I have ever seen, and that is not an exaggeration

    • @jackass4904
      @jackass4904 9 месяцев назад +4

      EXACTLY 😭

    • @totitelevisionshow
      @totitelevisionshow 9 месяцев назад +8

      i don’t like her new look but i do like some of her new music

    • @Nora.204
      @Nora.204 8 месяцев назад +1

      Im sorry, but ima. bit confused. Are you saying shes ugly?..Because Melanie legit has a recorded video that is saying she is going to evole as a being. And thats what she is now, so idk what your talking about. Because she is beautiful,

    • @totitelevisionshow
      @totitelevisionshow 8 месяцев назад +18

      @@Nora.204 respectfully how are you confused.

    • @XoxoJules888
      @XoxoJules888 7 месяцев назад +1

      You should respect her as a human being tho-

  • @TenmaTsukasa2020
    @TenmaTsukasa2020 9 месяцев назад +36

    3:02 OH MY GOODNESS ITS MAFUYU ASAHINA FROM HIT GAME HATSUNE MIKU: COLORFUL STAGE

    • @Quinqyincy
      @Quinqyincy 9 месяцев назад +2

      I’m so basic, my fav character are Len and Rin 😭

    • @Liv.Lav.Luv.
      @Liv.Lav.Luv. 5 месяцев назад

      PJSK FAN SPOTTED OMG!!

    • @Liv.Lav.Luv.
      @Liv.Lav.Luv. 5 месяцев назад +1

      @@Quinqyincystop I love them too tho 😭 not as much as ichika / ichikana but Yh RIN AND LEN R SUCH A SILLY DUO

    • @zozozozozzz
      @zozozozozzz 4 месяца назад

      OMG I NOTICED THAT TOO

    • @THErealS0R4akaSora
      @THErealS0R4akaSora 4 месяца назад

      OMG SAME!1!1!1

  • @The_Reckoning_Is_Here
    @The_Reckoning_Is_Here 11 месяцев назад +22

    That double eye thing legit made me dizzy looking at it 😂

  • @Kim-Unearthed
    @Kim-Unearthed 11 месяцев назад +35

    I'll continue to buy my Jimmy Choo L'eau for $35 off fragrancenet 😂

    • @AlreadyUsed
      @AlreadyUsed 9 месяцев назад

      @YesisaidUWUDid we care?

  • @MayarAljedawi
    @MayarAljedawi 9 месяцев назад +27

    I’m a fan of Melanie and I didn’t even know she had a perfumes. But that price is OUTRAGEOUS.

    • @voidmatic
      @voidmatic 9 месяцев назад +2

      I remember the crybaby perfume coming out back when I used to listen to her. this is next level insane but unfortunately since I heard about her whole nft thing and the meet and greet, I'm not surprised she's done this as well.

  • @bunny5728
    @bunny5728 9 месяцев назад +5

    She should have sold slime with it, guaranteed that would rescue the whole mess. 💅

  • @m0thanimates
    @m0thanimates 9 месяцев назад +4

    as someone who has been a fan since like 2015/2016. my whole middle school and highschool years was listening to her. it hurts to see on her just become another money hungry singer. it really hurts.

  • @mrrandom3064
    @mrrandom3064 11 месяцев назад +33

    I feel so blessed from Hayley this week already 😌

  • @maryalicefike4704
    @maryalicefike4704 9 месяцев назад +6

    literally could have made the statue a detailed stone/clay piece that looks luxury, holding a normal sized perfume bottle and it would’ve been fine

  • @amazingspiderlad
    @amazingspiderlad 10 месяцев назад +15

    The statue thing looks like fuckin skibidi toilet

  • @darsdr8822
    @darsdr8822 8 месяцев назад +5

    It basically costs as much as some PREMIUM LUXURY perfumes, like i'd rather get something like that for the price, it's literally insane since she is an artist not a perfumer + the packaging looks horrible

  • @Evelyn-te1nk
    @Evelyn-te1nk 9 месяцев назад +4

    I love her. Adore her. I love her songs. Loved her movie she made and all of her songs... But the pricing and size of the actual perfumes, how much litters there are... Insane. Its too expensive.

  • @LPSmeow1989
    @LPSmeow1989 10 месяцев назад +13

    I’m a Melanie Martinez fan but the price is insane 😭😭😭

  • @Chyy1312
    @Chyy1312 9 месяцев назад +3

    My friend is a Melanie fan sorry if I spell anything wrong but I like to see stuff about this fandom and when I saw that my jaw dropped and now they do have each separate but still $40 each is crazy! And a video came my FPY and it said the head was so bad pieces would fall off but yet they still loved it.

  • @rjmiixz
    @rjmiixz 8 месяцев назад +6

    I’m not trying to start a war, but Melanie is trying to make a movie, music videos, merch, and performances. She’s trying to make money for her movie, music videos, costumes and masks for performances and more. There isn’t any need to insult her, it’s optional to buy it, you don’t NEED to buy it. You’re just supporting her for future creations she were to make.

    • @okiseenow
      @okiseenow 5 месяцев назад +1

      She’s tarnishing her brand though, at the end of the day. It doesn’t bring me joy to say that :/

  • @dinosaurclawz
    @dinosaurclawz 9 месяцев назад +8

    the crybaby parfume is beautiful,it was made of clay,it had a lot of parfume in it,it was affordable,it has a light drawing of Crybaby on it so you know it’s from mel and the portals perfume is extremely expensive,its cheaply made, its bulky and overall a total down grade.

  • @HLLKTTY-zk2oz
    @HLLKTTY-zk2oz 9 месяцев назад +9

    IT LOOKS LIKE A ROYALE HIGH ITEM.. but seriously though, this is a cash grab.

    • @multistanland
      @multistanland 9 месяцев назад +1

      OMFG FRR IT DOES LOOK LIKE A RH THING 😭😭😭

  • @zerolovesslipknot
    @zerolovesslipknot 9 месяцев назад +5

    im sorry??? the lack of actual art that went into it is wilddd. it looks 3d printed and there wasn't even any airbrushing or ANYTHING on it??? LMFAOO wtf happened to her quality

  • @kaciejames5632
    @kaciejames5632 9 месяцев назад +3

    I worked one of her concerts. Her fans are the craziest i have ever seen. Standing in the rain for 2hrs for merch alone!

  • @Orange_mann
    @Orange_mann 9 месяцев назад +10

    1:46 DAVE??? DAVE MILLER FROM DSAF??? WHAT... WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE DAVE (the pfp)

  • @daisyblueofficial
    @daisyblueofficial 8 месяцев назад +2

    I am a HUGE Melanie fan, I'm just warming up to the new era now but COME ON!! IT LOOKS POOP!

  • @MariaaXue
    @MariaaXue 7 месяцев назад +2

    went to her Portals show and she had very little interaction to her fans. I am so used to artist finishing a song and talk to their fans for a little bit, joke around and have a laugh, what they think of the country they are performing at or if it's their first time coming. You know what I mean?
    Mel sang through her set list and before the encore she said "thank you. you're the best crowd. I hope to come back. I love you." that's it. I appreciate it, I do. But I didn't know what to feel at that time. The show felt rushed and I know she's in character but it would have been nice to see her face since it was her first time in Asia.

  • @vikkiann7797
    @vikkiann7797 11 месяцев назад +28

    To be fair, the creature mask IRL looks a little wonky sometimes. I just noticed in some pics for the perfume that the eye is def off center and the structure of her cheekbones seems more thin the advertising. Like, the eyes also had more detail in the ad but the listing on her website should have listed it was rubber, rubber and statue don’t go together well. Like, it could have looked nicer and been more high quality with a different material. I personally don’t think it needed to be 12 foot either. I just think if she wanted to go all out with four different scents, the debut could have been the four bottles sold separately with unique designs (bc I do think the creature looked cute in the promo ad it just did no translate well into 12 feet). I think if she was really interested in making a figurine she could have added that as a merch option on her site separate from the perfumes bc it does seem more like one of those figures you collect like plastic anime ones or something.

  • @MR.RANDOMFilms
    @MR.RANDOMFilms 11 месяцев назад +15

    Me every time I see the outro: Ah, no, we love YOU Hayley!! 😌🧡

  • @Chimochi-v5y
    @Chimochi-v5y Месяц назад +4

    That statue looks like it's seen some things-

  • @uraveragekpopfan
    @uraveragekpopfan 8 месяцев назад +1

    I love listening to your videos while playing roblox, you should make podcasts^^

  • @darkovinster2754
    @darkovinster2754 8 месяцев назад +5

    I don’t know why RUclips recommended this video because i don’t know anything about this artist and this perfume… however, people complain about everything those days! Just don’t buy that stuff if it is too expensive… and if you buy something like that before seeing any reviews, well your clearly gambling on something that is probably just a cash grab… people most stop this Fear Of Missing Out sensation and keep their money!

    • @Illy-es2cg
      @Illy-es2cg 8 месяцев назад +3

      Exactly! And Melanie Martinez is an actual good person who donates money a lot and no one has ever reported her being rude to her fans, she’s a sweetie. I get being upset you can’t buy it but just don’t buy it!

    • @rebornnymph222
      @rebornnymph222 8 месяцев назад +2

      exactly!! I don’t get why people who don’t like it are buying it, either way they should wait for a review first then a restock or just not buy it at all.

  • @batabids
    @batabids 10 месяцев назад +5

    begging melanie martinez fans to raise their expectations and stop worshipping her .....

  • @rsg5314
    @rsg5314 11 месяцев назад +8

    Maybe a giant mushroom 🍄 could have worked better, or maybe a mini terrarium but a giant head, I understand the hate, still would like to have it anyway ✊🏾

  • @Marylulusart
    @Marylulusart 5 месяцев назад +3

    The portals era has been so contrasting. The music and shows have been great but the merch and goodies have been absolutely terrible

  • @snowpawzvideos
    @snowpawzvideos 10 месяцев назад +8

    They should’ve just made an exclusive full body or bust size statue of the thing separate to the 4 perfumes 🤷🏻

  • @FrEaKyCheez-It
    @FrEaKyCheez-It 6 месяцев назад +34

    0:10 my birthday!

    • @Agent_Sparkle
      @Agent_Sparkle 3 месяца назад +3

      Happy EXTREMELY late bday! :)

    • @FrEaKyCheez-It
      @FrEaKyCheez-It 3 месяца назад

      @@Agent_Sparkle thank you

    • @ThatBananaHatCat
      @ThatBananaHatCat 3 месяца назад +1

      Cool! Also I'm scene too! XD

    • @FrEaKyCheez-It
      @FrEaKyCheez-It 3 месяца назад

      @@ThatBananaHatCat yippee! X3

    • @natalieomeara0220mdfan
      @natalieomeara0220mdfan 2 месяца назад +1

      I feel like a ton of people are gonna wait till the second of November just to say happy birthday to you. Like, I forgot I posted a comment about my birthday somewhere and people whisked me happy birthday and it made me really happy

  • @fireinthefreezer
    @fireinthefreezer 9 месяцев назад +7

    I love Melanie Martinez but I think this perfume should've been like $7 😭😭😭

  • @psycopotatoPsy
    @psycopotatoPsy 11 месяцев назад +28

    Melanie has gone off their rocker lately.

    • @Ruby_Enchants
      @Ruby_Enchants 9 месяцев назад +1

      FR!! I hope she gets it together

  • @sabrewinchester
    @sabrewinchester 11 месяцев назад +25

    That "statue" is creepy af who wants that thing staring at them? I know Melanie has always had a creepy vibe but that's a nope from me

  • @_lillian
    @_lillian 9 месяцев назад +6

    I don’t think even Billie’s perfume is as expensive & Billie’s is so much better than Mel’s

  • @Ppwiwi
    @Ppwiwi 9 месяцев назад +2

    People need to understand that Melanie has spent so much money for her new album that she’s not going to be able to make it all special, the prices are expensive so she can do more tours to see her fans and make new albums FOR HER FANS

  • @I-like-lemons
    @I-like-lemons 11 месяцев назад +9

    It was confirmed that they are going to be released separatlely in early 2024.

  • @Swiftieee500
    @Swiftieee500 8 месяцев назад +3

    I LOVE MELANIE SO MUCH I REALLY DO. but that is pricey. 😭

  • @K-12_love
    @K-12_love 11 месяцев назад +9

    I am a fan of Melanie but like that’s TOOOOO expensive

  • @that_lazy_girly
    @that_lazy_girly 9 месяцев назад +11

    6:33 she said the perfume was only in the colored part *w h a t* so much money for so little product

    • @Lilbodybig._heart
      @Lilbodybig._heart 6 месяцев назад

      Same I thought that it was also in the bottom gold part

  • @raisedbybats.
    @raisedbybats. 10 месяцев назад +25

    Tho I do agree the quality control and management is very concerning, the four perfumes are currently being sold separately at 50 dollars, imo, Portals has been a mixed batch. I love the look and the songs but, considering how one, the green screen photo thing was confused with meet and greet, the fact Melanie was making NFTs, the allegations that the fans muddied up, the quality of merch, it’s just a hot mess. I love Melanie’s music and art but there are some major red flags, especially coming from someone who’s built there career on such intimate things like mental health, and feminist beliefs

    • @voidmatic
      @voidmatic 9 месяцев назад +1

      yeah I used to listen to her during the crybaby era / start of k-12 but too many things made me lose any sort of support for her. esp the nfts, as an artist myself I'm so against them. it does suck because she definitely built up a very curated aesthetic and merch and now it just seems very corporate/scammy in comparison

    • @Popgurliess
      @Popgurliess 5 месяцев назад

      ​@@voidmaticPlus, i don't like how some of the fans have like, shelves dedicated to Melanie martinez merch. Large ones. Just seems like wasting money